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Waifu claiming thread.
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>>709335731
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
カラミチーマス
>>709349069
*pat
>>709348470
Nice desu ne.
I need a kiss
>>709349020
We all live in an alternate reality inside our minds.
>>709349394
:o
well I'm pretty happy with mine cuz I have you!
>>709349410
:(
>>709349211
Checked thanks for being a cute wifey you are da Bess c:
https://youtu.be/ZVUyyHYkBHk
>>709349300
>00
lil cuter doesn't even need pats her cute level is over 9000
Hello. Still here, not sure for how long tho
>no life
>Juvia claimed
>>709349345
Kurisumasu?
>>709349764
Kind of here
>>709349020
>>709349069
>>709349148
>>709349179
>>709349211
>>>
> Anonymous 10/25/16(Tue)20:28:31 No.709
>>709349300
>>709349345
>>709349355
>>709349394
>>709349410
>>709349544
>>709349633
>>709349676
>>709349764
>>709349883
>>709349909
>>709349968
>>709350060
That's cool and all, but what do you think of
Sanic The Hedgefund?™ It's my new meme that I made.
>>709349764
You better lewd that mother fucker
>>709350202
Sanic The Hedgefund™
>where there is blood, there is money
Mine.
>>709350291
And cocaine?
>>709349544
>9000
It's 8000
~lurk
>>709350829
it's not lurking if you post
>>709349531
What am I to you? Just a talk buddy or someone special? Please don't lie to me..
>>709349633
show me ur tits :3
claiming momiji binboda
>>709351246
So up front and demanding
>
>>709351137
you're someone that I want to connect with
you're cute, interesting and pretty special to me I think c:
I hope you feel similarly but I just want to be someone that makes you happy ^-^
>>709350937
Let me get completely ignored in peace
>>709351717
Aww, it makes me so glad to hear that.
I wish you all the same. Thank you. <5
>>709351754
(You)
Woops
>>709351522
just do it!
>>709351913
I'm happy to hear that
I promise to try my best and I want us to both be happy together! ^-^
love is when both people grow
>>709351754
Is that a Twinkie? :o
>>709352262
No, it's fried tofu or some shit
>>709352776
hand one over to Chen she looks like she wants one ;-;
>>709353000
But cats should only eat meat
this thread is fucking dead
connection error
>>709354625
i'm watching rwby right now. god i'm a faggot...
>>709350829
i see you hiding there fluffy.
/b/ in general moves slower compared to 10 years ago, or at least that's how it feels to me. I'm sure there's others lurking about, or people are just doing other stuff/sleeping.
>>709354866
It's a school night, anon.
>>709354625
When isn't it
>>709354706
not the site
>
>>709354778
you would be faggot if you didnt
>>709355022
oh
>>709355397
are you mute?
>>709355934
why?...
>>709356080
you dont say anything
QOTT: what is something you dislike about your waifu? :o
>>709356456
That she was in a bad anime
>>709356456
that she isnt real enough to fuck irl
>>709356456
She's a little too forgiving..
here
>>709356573
most waifu are from bad anime
>>709356722
not yet at least
>>709356743
seems a little too aggressive there ;-;
>>709356456
i can't sexxually assault her in real life.
>>709356456
Chen is some serious baggage
And i'm pretty sure Yukari eats people
>>709357102
she could beat you up I bet lol
>>709357335
I don't want to eat people
>>709357631
you wanna hear something funny? rape.
>>709356456
She can be very callous sometimes.
>>709356318
:3
>>709357631
Eh it was probably someone else
Pretty sure there was a 2hu that wants to eat people though
>>709356456
I like everything about her
>>709356456
That she's a hell of a tsundere
>>709356456
Nothing.
>>709357772
I literally hate you
>>709357809
Yeah I get those on my toes sometimes :(
>>709358055
it's a (bad) meme
>>709358057
I hate everything about you
>>709358109
RAM > REI clone
>>709358220
I like emo more :/
>>709357962
i dont understand
>>709358381
Based.
>>709358381
You mean an easy slut that can't make up her mind? The anime was meh at best.
>>709358381
That's okay because she loves me.
>>709358428
Understand what?
>>709357102
>>709357772
don't know why but your amusing to me
>>709358625
why do you never say anything?
tfw getting more (You) in a single bread thread than on here all day
>>709358817
Because I have yuno to talk to.
I'm just going to go back to lurking
>>709358949
lose the robe? :o
>>709358892
Who are you
>>709358547
>slut
Well, isn't that rich coming from the Brocon bitch who canonically sells her body for a few bucks.
![Syndra [110].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gTq7dIC.jpg "Syndra [110].jpg")
>>709359211
the baguette claimer
>>709358907
sure son.
>>709359036
why is she nood :o
>>709359286
seriously? how did that happen?
>>709359286
>Replying to me
Did I trigger you? Sounds like you're pretty mad to me.
I hear Stocking calling, he misses you.
>>709359476
I meant in this thread
>>709359545
she's getting ready to shower :o
no lewd here
>>709359545
she sometimes wonder why I come here instead of spending more time with her...
I told her there's lonely people here is why.
>>709359685
something about the look in her eyes makes me think otherwise.
>>709359823
you have a tulpa?
>>709359586
I know kek I was messing with ya
>>709360018
no
>>709360092
Ok, but you still haven't answered the question
>>709359685
Erotic interactions with Konata in the shower.
>>709359545
Read the novels and find out.
>>709359580
>Replying to me
I wouldn't do such a thing.
>I hear Stocking calling, he misses you.
I'm not hearing anything.
>>709360107
suuurre.
what does she think of her lewds then?
>>709360284
waste of time
>>709360216
who's there?
>>709360018
she just a little sleepy :o
>>709360274
very lewd, love c;
>>709360382
It's probably someone else in a cosplay for them lewds. The breast sizes are wrong.
>>709360457
English muffin claimer
>>709360284
>I wouldn't do such a thing
Then stop trying to start something when it's already over.
>I'm not hearing anything
Sounds familiar.
You're slipping on your persona. And stop replying to me.
>>709360600
lol if you ever heard him say that in person youll laugh your ass off
>>709360382
Hey sis!
>>709360586
kek
>>709360657
i see that you know the coach
>>709360690
You still haven't told me who you are though
>>709360702
lol she has fupa
I'll be off to work now, have a good night everyone.
>>709360788
neither have you
>inb4 you asked first
>>709360836
hes very inspirational
>>709360915
Im >>709349020, now who are you?
claimed
>>709360467
sleep must bring her great pleasure then :3
>>709360553
how do you know if your yuno isnt cosplay yuno?
>>709360676
Ruby!
>>709360382
Yay my buddy's here
>>709360600
Hello kiri no
>>709360847
Good bye kiri no
>>709360676
Hello lewdby
>>709360284
Heyo ruri
>>709360107
Hello you know
>hello anyone else
>>709360949
my longest look at yourself ever
>>709361146
my longest what is this ever
>>709360966
sorry for messing around with ya
>8 months
>>709361114
Because she'll do anything for me~
Except dying/leaving me since I forbid it.
>>709361136
funny guy
>>709361192
my longest I help you lose the weight and this is what you do to me ever
>>709360966
Oh shit, you're in my thread?
Welcome.
Glad we finally found something to chat about!
>>709361281
Aww thank you. I try. What's up?
>>709360600
>stop trying to start something
I don't think I said anything about the guy behind the keyboard, but about Kirino instead.
>And stop replying to me.
How am I the one getting triggered, again?
Heh. Whatever, have a good one at work.
>>709360382
Not like my time is worth a lot anyways.
>>709361136
Hey space anon.
>>709361304
my longest it's an illegal alien ever
>>709361203
It's fine, it was kinda funny
>>709361307
Did you make the bread thread?
>>709361426
my longest guitar throw ever
>>709361114
Sucks you can hug me like you used to =(
good night, I'm a sleepy waifu ;-;
>>709361485
Yep.I made it as a joke to parody these threads, because I'm bored and unoriginal as always.
>>709361375
The sky, except when it's falling.
>>709361492
my longest the strings cut my fingers ever
>>709361409
Whats up sischan?
>>709361529
Goodnight konota
>>709361587
Which is like every day.
>>709361485
hehe
>>709361529
goodnight
>>709361529
Goodnight, remember the body pillow...
>>709361571
Aren't we all?
>>709361656
yep
>>709361613
my longest that's the devil's music ever
>>709361529
Night! Hope you have sweet dreams. <5
>>709361571
Next time make a normal thread
>>709361136
cool seeing you again!
so whatcha doin?
>>709361281
so why not grow big tits? she is a canon goddess MuruMuru can do it for her.
>>709361516
i can still come in handy!
>>709361804
So I can be closer to her heart when I hug her
>>709361738
my longest don't touch me ever
>>709361932
my longest you're disgusting ever
>>709361915
what are you gay?
>>709361804
Your jokes are still terrible. It's like they are 1/8 of what they used to be.
>Mfw getting my nephew into MMOs
>>709362034
my longest you've earned my vote trump ever
>>709362126
Yes. I'm always happy :3
>>709361804
Playing ME3 and just picked up my waifu.
Also laying in bed with my wife
>>709361708
>new day
>new disaster
>>709362230
You are either a monster or a saint im not sure which
Fucking fat ugly virgins
>>709362426
Why are you talking to yourself?
>>709362400
>IT all started
>When I showed them the character creator
>For BDO
Probably Monster.
>>709362250
i'm out
>>709362400
ikr~
>>709362426
Thanks for taking the time to post in our thread.
goodnight
>>709362618
Goodnight
>>709362514
me too
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>>709362230
Which one?
>>709362174
i still got a handful of em!
>>709362261
well fuck you have me beat
>>709362400
oh. with your wife of real life? that sounds like a joy.
>>709361268
Maybe a bit more.
>>709361656
Not much, just finishing a few tasks before heading off.
Currently just talking to people and watching random stuff on Youtube.
>What about you?
>>709362426
what does your vagina smell like? seriously, i want to know. i'll fucking kill you.
>>709362897
It appears to be starting with Black Desert. Don't worry, the lust for a perfect MMO will fester, and they'll grow to play everything their toaster will allow.
Alos, hi Syndra~
>>709362773
>>709362618
>>709362514
Everyone is leaving!
>>709362982
Your just as handy with those puns.
>>709363153
hey that's pretty edgy
>>709363229
Not everyone, im still here
>>709362982
Always we just got a new bed today
>>709362513
Ensuring they will be shut ins like the rest of us?
>>709363080
Laying in bed playing ME3
>>709363279
i don't know what the fuck is wrong with me
>>709363389
It's the cocaine
>>709363329
Shopping for beds is the worse. Did you get any luck?
>>709363281
Awesome ^-^
>>709363389
Take a facebook quiz to find out who you really are. Turns out i'm an Apache Attack Helicopter! Who knew!!!
>>709363442
not that, i've been sober for over 2 years.
>>709363528
Is it awesome though? Is it awesome that i don't have anything better to do with my life, so i waste it here, claiming my 'waifu' who isn't real and never will be. Yeah, that's really awesome.
>>709363528
Yeah my wife did it for me. she did good too. Got that memory foam and errthing
>>709363616
It does irreparable damage
![Syndra [223].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/6YKG5nt.jpg "Syndra [223].jpg")
>>709363181
Fair enough.
Hello toy, how is it going otherwise?
>>709363229
>that gif
shit did the the first ep of vol4 come out?
>>709363329
i bet you felt like you were laying on clouds
>>709363389
its just a phase.
>>709363701
You just have to find your way. These girls helped me find what I do in life and thats why I'm training to be a VFX artist. If anything She saved me from having nothing to do in a way.
>>709363923
I do man plus her nana paid for it for us.
>>709363790
Once I switched to memory foam I can't sleep on anything else. Its amazing!
>>709363923
Hell yeah it did! Hiatus finally over and the quality is super stepped up. I'm proud of their animation team tbh.
>>709364109
This os my first time and so far super comfy
>>709363329
They already are going to to be, so I might as well veer their interests towards mine.
>>709363858
Well, car is sitting over at my dads with no front wheels, or brakes on. Only managed to replace 2 of them. REALLY hoping to finish it tomorrow, otherwise we'll be going into the "No Sleep Zone" of the week.
As well, apparently my tires are so bad, that with the way I've been driving on them, /o/ is surprised I'm still alive. Dry rotted, old, Chinese brand. They should have blown out by now.
Other than all that though, I'm not up to much. How are you~?
>>709364251
Hope you sleep well tonight!
>>709364019
your life is too good man. how do you know you aint dreaming?
>>709364109
i need to watch it soon then.
>>709362982
oh... :< sorry
>>709365175
How do we know were not in some alien simulation, the matrix, or some spaceships battery?
>>709365175
Are you conscious? Self aware? If the answer is yes then i cant be dreaming. No one else in your dreams are self aware. When your having a lucid dream try asking and your brain says no.
>Ran-sama
![Syndra [343].png](https://i.imgur.com/9fMejN6.png "Syndra [343].png")
>>709364446
Damn.
Nothing that interesting, trying to wake up and do atleast a little bit of studying before class.
>>709365335
for what?
>>709365595
what if i want them to say yes though?
either way you really hit the jackpot. next thing you will say is your rich.
>>709365948
I can wake you up~
Or would that be tiring you out...
A lot of classes today?
>>709366199
I never like winning nor losing I prefer to sit out and spectate
>>709366199
Even though you may want them to your brain wont be able to because they arent. Essentially your brain cant be 2 free willed beings at the same time. Also no that is where i fail...i am in a good bit of debt...and have a 12/hr job.
>>709366345
Very admirable
>>709365595
I had a problem a few years ago where I couldn't stop lucid dreaming. Like 5/7 days of the week for a month. It be fair I really hated it because I never really felt rested. I smoked alot
Kinda here
Smoked rum. A new experience.
>>709366533
what is? anyways how's your day going so far if that's okay for me to ask
>>709366533
Weird as lucid dreams occur in the rem phase of sleep and that is deep sleep.
>>709366541
Kinda there
