Coolest looking soldiers
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Coolest looking soldiers
I'm not a nazi but you gotta admit they be ooking fucking epic
This is me in Iraq in 2003. On our way back to Kuwait after the invasion.
>>709327119
that kid on the left looks pretty young to be hilters' guard.
1/3
>>709329479
3/3
>>709329518
bonus
Anyone have pictures of the Croatian army during the war? They seem to have a pretty neat aesthetic in Bojna Cavoglave, but I can't find many pics
>>709328109
looks like a good concept
>>709327560
I'm reading a book on the initial invasion right now by Bob Woodward, seems the presidential cabinet was shitting its pants about WMDs, how alert did they have you guys for them? Did everyone have MOPP gear?
>>709327793
I WILL RIP OUT YOUR EYEBALLS AND SKULLFUCK YOU!
>>709327560
Swag, bro
>>709330586
gay swiss shit fuck punk
>>709329908
fags
![taiwan-military-uniform2[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/mGXZVWP.jpg "taiwan-military-uniform2[1].jpg")
>>709330899
They dude would fuck you up
>>709330899
Checked
BEST KOREA
>>709327301
Because Hugo Boss designed their uniforms
>>709330586
ya know, i've always had a feeling that the more faggoty-looking the soldier, the more badass they secretly are, kinda like those bright-colored jungle birds that can kill you just by touching their feathers or some shit
>>709329830
Serbians fuck goats.
>>709331148
its like each one of them are looking at something different
Why the fuck is hell march playing?
>>709331320
WW3 has just started, switch on CNN
>>709331245
I'd tend to agree, but I like the general look of paramilitaries and theirs was s h a r p
>>709331148
>>709327715
>steely gaze
>trigger discipline
>fucking pissed and ready to kill some colonialists
now theres a woman after my own heart
>>709331208
they're extremly well trained soldiers
>>709331too lazy to do so... streamin link plz!!!
You can get music to play in a thread..? Did you do this OP or a mod?
>>709329518
You gotta love how they're all lazing each other
>>709330875
Someone woke the gimp
>>709328070
Johnny 5 is alive!
>>709331320
I'm not even mad, C&C music is awesome. :D
>>709326962
How the fuck is there music playing?
lel, i started playing it
>>709330101
We were in almost full mopp gear in the beginning. No gas mask but the booties and the rest of it; it sucked. Then right after Baghdad was taken we just needed to have it all at the ready, which basically meant to have it on your truck somewhere.
During the first night of the invasion we had a few scares with their scud missiles. We heard "gss gas gas!" once and it was terrifying. I actually had extra training in NBC so I was a go to guy in my unit if we got atracked with gas or something. Anyway when we heard the gas gas gas call i flipped out because i caught a whiff of a bag of classified documents that we were burning before we moved to another position and i thought i was dead. I was crying with my gas mask on but nobody knew.
Turns out the explosion nearby wasnt a scud missile landing, it was our EOD blowing up some arty rounds they found.
I'll never forget that because i thought i was dead for sure. That war was gay.
>>709331759
for a moment there i got excited... tought neo was about to tell me i was chosen
>>709329908
good way to get your head blown off
>>709331670
I think they abandoned all regard for the British on what they consider to be their soil (like, not even a colony).
Besides, fingers off the triggers
>>709330875
facing off against that would actually be scary
>>709331789
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3HUWUtTZvK4
Here's the source in case you guys are curious, I found it through "Inspect Element".
>>709331789
this
now i started playing both music links
>>709331556
Fuckin kek
>>709331846
Sounds insane, did they brief you at all on the chances of Syria or Iran becoming involved in the conflict? Where I am at in the book its been brought up a few times between Franks and Rumsfeld, but it could just have been Rumsfeld's paranoia.
>>709331789
THIS
probably some mod approves this thread
>>709331148
>>709331208
>those bright-colored jungle birds that can kill you just by touching their feathers
>birds can kill you
no more music now
>>709326962
>>709332624
There is still music playing for me.
>>709331208
They don't wear that shit during battles.
>>709332624
you have to post [music off]
oldfags know
Based mod
>>709332829
b8 for what?
>>709332788
no we dont
>>709328392
Wow...so the terrorists are not the first using this technique?
okey heres the music back on again then
>>709330806
Idf special forces.
>>709332936
well now you know!
>>709326962
is it only coming out of the right speaker now?
>>709331245
t. turk
>>709331846
>I was crying with my gas mask on but nobody knew.
Kek
>>709333128
No, after a while it is focusing on one side but still plays on the other, then it changes.
And then the songs starts over again.
WTF - I just looking a C&C LetsPlay Vid and the music is startng here
>>709328109
That's from Metal Slug, right?
I think East Germany had some of the best looking stuff. It has the elegance of the German Empire, but was toned down due to its Socialistic nature. Some people say the helmets look stupid (I like them)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DjDRTZNIQzg
>>709329479
I have played counter strike long enough to know...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7QCwj9RTN4Y
>>709332362
They never said anything about Syria or Iran to us.
After the first week it was basically a field operation with people running around. I did math for an artillery unit and we just drove, set up, send a shitton of rounds down range, repeat. It was pretty easy honestly. On the infrequent occasion that some random guy shot at us from a car or a hut or something we'd overwhelm them with small arms fire or call in air and make the hut dissappear. Aside from being tired and hot it was pretty chill.
Even kept my normal jerk-off schedule. We had a trailer that we called the "spank tank". The challenge was to finish before you got heat exhaustion.
>>709330586
btw their uniforms were designed by Michelangelo and remained the same ever since
>>709333715
The helmets are ugly af. But designing good looking helmets is pretty hard.
The uniforms are top tier.
>>709333715
>Some people say the helmets look stupid (I like them)
this helmets were developed by the Wehrmacht but the war was over before the could use them
>>709327715
God damn I remember fucking her back in nam. Village outside Dingdang Dongdoo Bay. My platoon swung in there for some r&r. Bought her and a chicken for three days. Fucked her good and she cooked me the chicken. Damn good times.
>>709333243
Turks make love to them
>>709334343
The Helmet was designed by the Wehrmacht during world war 2
>>709326962
Hugo Boss-designed uniforms.
>>709334512
The actual Wehrmacht-helmets are better.
>>709334343
>>709334374
Yeah, the M56 was from WW2 and was still in the prototype stage. Supposedly rejected by Hitler for "Not looking German", whatever that means.
After the war the Soviets said the East Germans could design heir own uniforms but couldn't reuse the helmet design from WW1/WW2. So they produced and adopted a modified version of the prototype helmet Hitler rejected.
The wide brim is good for rain & shrapnel, the sloping is supposed to help deflect things. The only problem I've had with mine is it rings when hit unless you have a cover over it.
>>709326962
>>709334808
better looking but not better protecting
>>709335092
Yeah, this is right.
At least for parades they could have taken caps or hats instead of the helmets.
>>709334560
Hugo Boss never designed uniforms, he only manufactured them.
Karl Diebitsch is partially responsible for the uniforms of the SS.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Karl_Diebitsch
>>709326962
Where the music is from?
Guys why there's fucking music playing?
>>709334808
It is the actual Wehrmacht Helmet. The Wehrmacht had different helmet types and this one deflected projectiles more efficient.
>>709331148
Fuck yes anon
>>709335351
hax
>>709331320
actually yeah, where is this music coming from
want the name of the song
>>709335564
>>709335266
Hell March
IRA Soldiers
>>709335239
They had garrison caps for regular wear, peaked caps were a part of the dress uniform.
However the helmets were still used for ceremony, guard duty, and parade. And of course would have been worn in combat/ drill.
>>709334521
too bad the canadian flag ruins everything
>>709331148
A lot of North Korean stuff looks like shit.
But when they actually cut things and tailor it, the results can be quite nice. Their Air Force uniform in particular is very nice (The one to the left in this image).
>>709335885
>best looking soldiers
>posts a cop
>>709336158
Breivik is a soldier, dumbass
>>709335372
Kek. The removed Hakenkreuz.
>>709336156
Looking good
Danish Frogman Corps
coolest solders
French Special Forces
Royal Danish Navy Special Forces
Fucking badass
>>709335724
>>709335564
>>709335439
>>709335409
>>709335266
>>709335351
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUUCCKK
I'm diggin this song but still.
>>709336613
My nigga
>>709336156
Some of their guns are cool too. They seem to really like chrome.
NK is funny in that they try to appear to be communist and equal, but then they do absolutely gaudy and tacky stuff that one would expect from some rich Saudi.
holy shit awesome Hell March nice who did this and how?
>>709336807
MODS=GODS
>>709336807
maybe one of the mods or someone who is just dicking around.
>>709337040
>>709336962
whoever, however, I love it
why does this thread have the hell march playing.
>Not posting the most badass soldiers of all time
>>709337271
>He isn't marching
>>709334414
Goddamnit Grandpa, you're drunk again!
You spent your tour behind a typewriter in front of a general's office
>>709337331
you mean
>pic related
>>709327560
How the fuck did you pass the fitness test seen more meat on one of my tooth picks .
>>709336962
This is like the first time in a long time they've done something actually cool.
>>709330586
I'll see your Vatican guys and raise you some Mongolian dudes.
>>709334414
I been pumping pussy since Christ was a corporal. I can tell you, the best damned poontang I ever paid for was in Da Nang. The girls were checked out daily. And we got ourself laid in a safe, orderly, proficient, military manner. That is until some suckhead writes home mama and says he dipped his wick in the Republic of South Vietnam. Then the shit hits the fan. A committee of congressmen who asshole to asshole who couldn't make a beer fart in a whirlwind, start telling your basic-ass-in-the-grass, Marine " No more short time ". We responded in true Marine Corps fashion. We salute, do an about face, double time back to the boom-boom garbage dump where we get the clap, and the drip, and the crabs and a generally poor attitude towards the female of the species. War is hell, boy. That's a fact!
Nazis win this thread hands down .
Give up faggots
404 time
>>709326962
>>709338059
I always kinda liked the Japanese uniform
>>709326962
You can't beat the red coats, by far the best soldiers!
rookies.
>>709335372
>>709333715
>>709334374
>>709334811
Wow I might have actually learned something on /b/. Thanks anon(s)
>>709326962
Hell march is really cool song and all. But what I don't understand is that it's song for soviet troops with lyrics in germany.
>>709338500
>women
>soldiers
Pick one.
>>709338500
OH SHIT
>>709326962
>>709326962
Although they would probably want to kill me for being a mexifag
Those Hugo Boss uniforms look super sweet
>>709338584
amazonian guard. deadly bitches. cut your throat after they fuck you.
>>709337439
Look at that perfect jaw and facial profile
>>709338454
I'd say the Swedish of the 1600-1700s could defeat their British counterparts. An almost entirely impossible battle but still an interesting one to think of.
First time in my life I see a thread with fucking music. I must post
>>709338454
>>709338932
You're both faggots.
>>709338617
Wonder where they got that helmet design from
>>709339033
Thanks for your shitpost. I hope you get banned.
>>709337754
Now that's how you get yourself shot.
>>709338748
Herrenmensch
>>709338932
They owned 3/4ths of the world, they were the finest fighters in the world at one point. They fell back during the American Revelation because they thought the colonies would die out without protection and supplies.
>>709338543
No problem. /b/ can be for more than just porn and memes.
VDV Stronk
Battletoads
>>709339072
From the ancient greeks, obviously
>>709339505
NOW YOU'VE DONE IT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OlQ6KqTlyfk
OP special unit
>>709330875
peripheral vision?
>>709339797
>Solid Cheek bones
>Glare of a thousand bears
>Strong nose
If this man tells you to fight with him, will you do it?
>>709338748
Fucking fagget
>>709329830
thats a croatian flag
>>709327715
Nice looking titties. Get me an X-ray nerds
>>709339797
>>709331148
hurry fagmod
>>709331626
colonist?
>>709340293
>Brainwashed colonist detected
>>709336115
I'm sorry our flag ruins it for you...
>>709340115
No u
>>709336522
thats fucking badass
![the-white-death[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/OfYzWwn.jpg "the-white-death[1].jpg")
>>709326962
Can't believe the best soldier ever in the entire history of earth hasn't been posted yet.
>>709340387
So polite
Please mod, if you're out there in the divine beyond.
Please hear my call and make this happen:
>>709331148
>>709331148
It's like Glenn is back!!
>>709340085
Only if I get the beret
>>709340435
hahahahahaha fucking fagget
>>709340652
Agreed
>macedonians
> spartans
> carthaginians
![lancer_german].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/92qbsgI.jpg "lancer_german].jpg")
dannyt is a nigger
>>709339555
Militarized chefs
Also, these guys do NOT look cool, but first thing that came to mind after seeing your pick
>>709338123
Sub Comandante Marcos is a badass
One of the eleven surviving pictures taken on D-Day
>>709336627
looks like bantha raiders
Quick luke. lets leave. They will come back in stronger numbers
>>709340115
>>709340957
Top kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nrh5YOQHvFw
>>709340486
That photo is not of Simo. It's some foreign volunteer.
The rifle is not the type he used.
>>709341083
Tailgunner on what?
C-130?
Osprey?
>>709340949
Negro please
>>709340205
Arm patches are serbian. Its a captured flag.
>>709326962
OP, are you a wizard?
Peshmerga Foreign Fighters are pretty slick
>>709339527
that combat clasp pin above his left breast pocket
Means your staring into the eyes of someone who has seen enough combat to have looked at someone as close as you, and killed him. Without remorse
>>709341164
Ch-53, Shooting huge bullets out of a huge helicopter is bad-ass.
>>709341241
This mans face shreds my heart
why can i hear some German metal? its half 3 in the morning and that just fucked me up... good song though, name?
>>709326962
Song name?
>>709341533
Fuck me,
thought that it was a plane with the ramp lol.
Silly me.
Wouldn't like to be the guy on the end of that kek
>>709341620
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-3FOHxPHhs
>>709341724
Hell march
Germans. WWI.
>>709331626
>Colonialist
Hi, I'm from the beareu of internet, from now on all opinions of yours expressed via the medium of the internet will automatically be marked 'retarded'.
>>709328392
But they are both WehrMacht, maybe the guy being """beheaded""" is SS but I doubt that.
>>709341862
Thank you anon
>>709326962
Get on your knees and service these boots.
>>709339505
See my issue with how the U.S is training our men is that we're expected to fight the goat-fuckers who are mad because they don't have a Islam based government so they start a civil war. Russia is ready to fuck anyone in the ass no problem, grass, sand, water, and definitely snow.
>>709339988
?
>>709334025
I prefer the East German dress uniforms, they kept the Prussian tradition
>>709327301
Don't agree with any of the Nazi ideology either, but the Prussian uniforms are pretty badass. Unfortunately anyone sees those German uniforms from the pre-or post- WWII era, and they automatically think, "Nazi"
Not the coolest looking warriors of all time but these guys don't get enough love.
Toasting in epic bread
>>709342957
>>709342819
Because they didn't actually look like that, maybe nobility came close, but these aren't soldiers.
>>709333715
I like East German too. Collected a few uniforms.
>>709343049
looks like a matador
>>709326962
>>709330875
imagine running and trying to breath in that
>>709334811
The man knows his stuff. Also agree with you about the ringing.
>>709343189
Matalo
The best Regiment in the world. How has it not been mentioned properly?
>>709342771
>>709343140
>>709343402
he truly is a hero
>>709343049
>>709342315
why the fuck did they blur the eyes?
>>709343438
they're well-respected, but the uniforms aren't the coolest. Those tall hats are rather impractical. Still, I've seen videos that show they're not to be messed with.
>>709342315
>>709343049
>>709343375
why do they wear nothing above their long underpants?
/thread
>>709343487
and those are the coolest East German ones, imo. The black collars and parade bars on the cuffs...sharp.
>>709343093
Fuck yeah, the improvised armor and weapons from Euromaidan were crazy.
>cool
>people who want to control others lives
cucks, the lot of you
>>709343716
köksal baba badass
glorious music
just a bunch of slaves
mindless apes
fucking pathetic
soldiers of any country
>>709342771
Well geographically speaking it makes sense for East Germany to be more Prussian too
>>709343438
In battle, the soldier would dunk his head into a pail of water and then stick his head in the barrel of the cannon to clean it
>We lost a few good men last week
>You think being a solider is about looking cool?
>Do you not understand, they are gone for ever now, there is no coming back.
>It is over, and what did the die for?
>>709343068
They do exist and Jaguar and Eagle warriors, respectively.
>>709343700
they're masters of their own domain
>>709337331
Teutonic crusader is best best crusader
>>709343938
True. I think there was some debate about it at first because of the connotations the Nazis gave to that type of uniform, but glad they eventually kept the tradition, even as they put their own spin on it.
Aussie in Korea
>>709331626
Seriously the gayest shit I've read all day
>>709336115
should be hockeys sticks under the skull, not sabers
>>709331846
>that war was gay
Kek
>>709344136
Yeah I agree, the Prussian military traditions from Frederick the Great through Moltke the Elder are tainted by the World Wars... especially WW2
Im biased though, I have an aging mother in law who was born in Breslau when Silesia still belonged to Germany
>>709334521
'police'? is this the terrorist version of a Mountie?
>>709344525
maybe I'm a bit biased too because I lived in Germany, though I'm not from there. Still think the Prussian military traditions are pretty badass.
>>709334521
Who the fuck wears a bicycle helmet into a fire fight?
>>709343815
I agree. It adds some contrast to the grey/green. I also really like bars on the cuffs, but they were ditched at some point.
Replaced with a simple piping (and cuff title where applicable)
>>709344805
yeah, the Marines look damn good.
>>709334521
>tango down, eh?
>>709344525
Prussians just have it in their blood to look extremely badass. Have you seen the Teutonic Order? Their dress is overly romanticized but they are who I picture when I think of kickass knights.
>>709345133
>>709345327
Not those marines with those tight pants. As Colonel Jessup would say, that "faggoty white suit"
>>709344019
>masters of their own domain
gay heaven
https://youtu.be/ncqAnor5Zd8
>>709327793
I thought drill sergeants couldn't physically harm you, but times have changed.
>>709345705
one thing I was never fond of with the Nazis was the brown uniforms. the black, stone gray, and dark green look much better.
Estonian Army
Yes, they are the real estonian army.
>>709345955
>>709345955
>>709346020
How did you ad the music?
>>709345955
god help you against Russia. they look like a bunch of weekend reenactors.
>>709346020
>i farted
