New secret/confession/stories thread
Please greentext your stories
>>709283844
I'm confused about my gender.
I'm a 20 years old male yet I don't feel like a male.
Sometimes I cringe when I think of myself being manly.
I have always wanted to be a trap because I love girl shoes, painted nails, long hair, etc. and yet I don't identify as a woman.
I'm like somewhere in between without any gender.
Also look at the image I found yesterday here.
I am pretty sure I may have fucked my brother once when we got drunk.
Not sure though since we were both that drunk that neither remember anything, but considering that we woke up naked and in a hug that was that literally dicks touch close chances are we did.
I like to strangle girls when i am fucking them really hard, not strangle to death or blackout, and insultem too
>be 2 months ago
>went to my friend's university to party
>meet this 4/10
>end up talking to her for a little while
>give her false name and fake life story
>fake phone number for good luck
>Proceed to fuck her in her room (shit was cash)
>next morning sneak out and fly the fuck home
Am I a bad person /b/? She seemed like the psycho clingy type
>>709284650
HOT
I once had fully consenting sex with a adult woman in the missionary position.
>>709286072
age m8?
>>709283844
I meet married guys off CL that are in town on business and I suck them off.
>>709283844
>Have thing for incest with my family
>Mom was diddled by her grandpa and mom
>Dad's sister fucked him when they were kids (she was way older)
>That aunt ended up being a bi pedo who tried to get me drunk and touch me once
>Also exposed herself to my cousin
>Also molested her neighbor boy
>Mom tells me years later that her husband was going to shoot himself in the head because of being with her
>Dad has to stop him - part of why he loses his mind a month later
>Dad also wanted to fuck me but never did
>Went to a local cow farm
>Brought a machete
>Cut the head off a cow
>Put it on the doorstep of owner
>Went home and ate a steak
99% Sure gf of 3 months is cheating on me. I can't say anything, because she's 8 months pregnant. The added stress won't help any..
I like exposing my wife to friends and neighbors. A few times, she gotten way to drunk and passed out nude in bed. I have let other see and touch her passed out and drunk
>>709287014
Do you let your friends fuck her?
I'm already bored of the girl it took me 2 years to get with after 4 months. At this point though i'm considering just putting up with it because I think she'll be a pretty good wife and we have little to no Drama.
I masturbate.
>>709284100
Not confused just a faggot
>>709287202
Degenerate
>>709286970
>gf of 3 months
>8 months pregnant
>>709284100
You need to go to tumblr, unless you plan on pic related. Stay here and livestream it.
>>709287184
Not yet. I let my old neighbor finger her last week and he got his dick out to fuck her but I stopped him
>>709284100
how do you feel about having a male body? would you like to be treated as a woman by society?
>>709284100
Got you a Tumblr trophy of Faggotry. Go an hero.
>>709287014
degenerate nigger
>>709286072
You monster! How do you live with yourself?
>>709287014
pictures?
>>709286970
Get a DNA test and make sure the kid is yours.
>be me
>browse 4chan since 2008
>never - I repeat: N_E_V_E_R!!! - uploaded any nude, porn or otherwise immoral pic/vid
>mfw
>occasionally brag about it on these stupid "secret/confession/storis" faggothreads
>>709288679
male or female?
I'm a huge incest faggot for my sister.
When we were younger, we wrestle and play a lot, and I took great advantage on the situation.
>>709286702
Damn anon, what an hell of a family... I'm sorry
>>709287202
Are you Satan?
>>709285877
Nah, your not bad at alll...I know plenty of guys who have done the same. It's her own retarded fault for fallling for your bullshit manipulations...maybe next time the bitch will think before giving up her pussy for some random dude she met the first night
>>709284100
>I'm confused about my gender.
Check what's that bulge in your underwear. Yes. You've had a PENIS since you were born. Then you're a male.
Deciding to have "confusion" about your gender is the Ultimate Faggotry - a combination of mental issues, social issues, health issues, family issues and so on (too many variables to deal with).
Being a male doesn't imply the need to appear 24/7 as a Manly Macho Ready To Fuck.
The only natural alternative to Cis Male and Cis Female is Asexuality - that is, a normal sexuality that does not want to be forced (not even by random instincts) to do This & That Because Media Wants You To.
Now, think about you in some 20-30-50 years from now. What will you be after being a FaggoTrap for 50 years? a wasted anus, a bunch of STD issues, and a life spent in trying to be a gay faggot while Mother Nature continued to tell you: "man, you're a dude".
>>709286004
>dicks
you labelled "hot" that gay faggotry
>>709287202
shame on you, you immoral pervert !!
>>709288810
male and sporting a full-functional rock-hard penis
>>709283844
I carved useless idiot into my chest, only one person has ever seen the scar
>>709289585
Asexual doesn't mean going after misogyny and complicated stuff.
One just feels better being asex, that's all.
Asexuality is natural, because humans have the will to refuse sex.
It's like being sober.
Asexuality is not a perversion like queergayfaggotry and shit like.
Perversion means being ultimately obsessed with some aspect of sex.
"Natural" urges?
- sex drive after breeding babies
- gay sex & perversion
- abortion, contraceptives, and so on
- compulsive masterbation, sex toys, porn, and so on
Apparently there are some problems with "unsuppressed natural urges".
>>709290098
ok, take off that full-functional rock-hard penis of your ass and keep posting fagg
>>709290098
you can't say stuff like that and then not deliver.
>>709283844
Huge piss fetish here
>regularly piss in my panty or pants
>piss in my bed
>piss outdoor
>even in public, sneakily
>pissen in plenty of innappropriate places
>>709290555
R. Kelly trips.
I'm a bull in a cuckold relationship. I'm 27 and they are in their early 40s. Been with her for 2 years, with this year fucking her 5 days a week.
>Get a text from her husband back in March or so saying the wife might ask me to fuck her every weekday.
>He tells me she's been super horny and for me to make it so she can't walk
>Text the wife. She tells me to be at her place at 12
>Go inside and she is playing with herself. Tells me to eat her out (she's demanding)
>Start eating her our and fingering her
>Start with 1, then 2, then 3. Doing it hard, really hitting her g-spot
>She's moaning and squirming
>Suddenly she clamps down and cums, but I don't stop. I put in a fourth and go harder
>Fuck Anon! Fuck it's too much!
>Ignore her plees and kept going
>She's screaming and squishing me with her thighs
>She cums again hard and clamps down hard.
>I pull out my hand and lick her juices off of my soaked hand
>She's worn out and has no more strength left.
>Fuck anon....Keep going
>I pull up her legs and put my cock in her soaked pussy
>She gasps
>Start fucking her hard right away
>Fuck!
>My cock sticks straight up and hits her g-spot perfectly with every hard thrust
>Fuck anon harder!
>Plowing her extremely hard
>She screams more
>She then cums hard milking my cock
>I cum in her a huge load
>Her pussy is twitching squeezing out every drop
>I pull it out and lie beside her
>Fuck anon....shit.
>So can you be here same time monday through friday?
>Yes
>Text me before to make sure the kids aren't here. (she has 5)
>I want you to fuck me like that all the time
>I'm going to stay in bed, you know the way out
Later got a text from her husband that she stayed in bed until he got home. Said the bed had a huge cum stain where it dripped out of her. He also said he's happy that she's going to get it every day
>>709283844
I like to spank girls and boys on their bare bottom.
>>709283844
i'm 18 years kissless virgin guy
i've been taking pictures of my wife nude and showing them to guys on omegle.
>>709290680
Kek, right, nice trips I got.
Bet it's time to drink my own piss?
>>709290776
Are you like, a human being?
>>709290783
I was kissless at 18 too, then it shortly changed
>>709290783
Like that's a secret here.
>>709290994
>Are you like, a human being?
I was last time I checked.
>be me 14
>just finished school
>suddenly need to fap
>get naked
>photoshop sister's face into 100 boy CP pics
>print them all out
>arrange them all on the floor
>prop up a mirror so I could watch myself
>keep fapping and edging it for about thirty minutes
>moaning YOOU NASTY LITTLE WHORE GIVE ME YOUR HAIRLESS DICK I WANT TO BITE IT OFF
>ejaculate boiling hot jizz all over the pics
>collapse panting and sweating
>nearly black out from the joyful orgasm
>look up
>realize I'm in McDonalds
>>709291331
don't hurt them kids please
why not gently rub their bottoms instead?
Okay guys, this is true story
> be 27, photographer
> trip to Amsterdam
> never done drugs, never cheated
> go take couple beers
> couple vodkas
> couple girls came to talk to me
> getting more and more drunk
> girls ask if I want to go to club
> rave party
> pretty wasted so girls said take bit extacy so you feel much better
> End up fuck hookers, smoking weed, taking more extacy.
> repeat next 2 days
> when i get back to plane boss calls and asks how my trip was
> ''my camera was stolen right before i had to leave so i lost all my photos i took''
> GF calls and asks how come i have used over 2000e in 3 days
> tell her my credit card was stolen and probably used.
> Never back to Amsterdam.
>>709283844
i eat ass.
>>709290686
>I'm a bull in a cuckold relationship
Do you have any proof of your claim ?
>>709292055
All I have a bunch of text messages
>>709292037
like... cannibalism?
>>709291786
The two aren't mutually exclusive. Besides, it's their fault if they misbehave.
I have a GF and I love her, thus said, I frequently cyber-sex with other girls with no restictions.
I think I'm ephebophile too.
>>709292334
The only wrong deed is cheating on her. Nothing wrong with being an ephebophile.
>>709292055
>>709292134
One of the many texts I've gotten
>>709291896
better trip ever
>>709292832
hot... what's her profession? pics of her?
>>709291331
That's why you like to spank butts
>>709292037
Who doesn't?
>>709292334
I agree with this guy >>709292684
>>709289377
how did you took advantage of her?
>>709293094
She's a stay at home mom. He's a captain of a ship and is gone a lot
>>709288679
>>mfw
?
>>709293136
>That's why you like to spank butts
Being so soft and smooth helps.
>>709289585
You should an hero and save us your bullshit abuse.
Oh this'll be fun...
>broke up with crazy ex-girlfriend about three years ago
>prior to breakup, introduced me to one of her best friends
>total qt3.14
>gamer, impressively intelligent, ambitious, hard worker
>we click instantly, get along better than the ex and I did
>maybe I can make this work...
>do my best to keep in touch with her after the breakup
>we talk online for a while, she stays at my house when she's in town, but neither of us are single at the same time. nothing happens
>talking online a few months ago, we both just broke up with our partners
>finally both single
>here's my chance
>we agree we should hang out again
>enthralled with this girl
>she's half way across the country, but fuck it, I buy a plane ticket
>only my best friend knows my plans, he thinks I have a shot
>I fly out this week
Not sure where we're going from here, but I'm excited and nervous and kinda freaking out inside. I'll keep my cool once I'm there, but damn...
I sometimes copy and paste a class rather than setting up proper references to the dll and extending it.
>>709294020
you monster
>>709293801
Fortune favors the brave. I did something similar.
>>709294106
I know. I'm so ashamed.
>>709292870
> Afterwards i think that was best trip ever, but at that moment when i was in plane i felt so guilty and hoped i didn't take that assignment.
>>709284100
Look between your legs.
>>709293801
Seal the deal for the /b/ros
>have BFF relationship with my 7.5/10 cousin
>Been having Sex with her off and on since we were 15 (28 now)
>Started off as curious teens but grew more lustful as time went on
>Came to an agreement that this was only a satisfy our needs type of thing
>turn 18 and she gets a bf around the same time I got a gf so called off our agreement.
>2 years later, cousin calls me up and says she dumped her bf
>not happy with my relationship either so I dump my gf
>Wild non stop sex with my cousin for 2 weeks like we were suffering from a dry spell
>fast forward 3 years of this going off and on
>Get new gf, Cousin not happy but she says she's cool with it
>date new gf till current day
>Cousin always tries to seduce me when we're alone but I don't give in
until
>Argue with Gf last week
>Call up my cousin to see if I can crash at her place.
>fuck her a few times a day
>feel no guilt
>Jump on 4chan and greentext this out
Did I do good /b/?
>>709287202
You sick fuck. I'm going back to tumblr.
>>709294699
You did great anon also checked
>Meet M. at end of January in Class
>Ask her out in April
>Say's yes, but Friend forces way in.
>I ask her out to get coffee a week later
>"I'm Busy" with no counter offer. (Work and Family)
>I stop for a month, other than occasionally speaking in class, and an odd text here or there.
>Most day's we don't acknowledge each other, sometimes talking around each other
>Mid-May rolls around. Invite her to hang out with friends in the City
>Busy (Her Bro's Graduation from College, 200+ miles away)
>We agree to hangout soon. No dates set, as we both have finals
>Text her randomly a week later asking about the graduation. We end up talking for 5 hours, with another short thing the following morning
>Invite her to a thing in the City that Saturday. (Again with my friends)
>This time she's doing stuff with friends. No date offered again.
>I asked her out a week or so ago, (Via Text as thats the only comms I have with her)
>Looks like her phone is kinda broken due to the text sending as an SMS and not iMessage like usual
>So, No reply
>Try to get my mind off her
> Randomly a friend texts me about her.
>Because of him reminding me of her, I check to see if shes back on iMessage.
>She is, so phone is back and working
>But still no reply.
>Spoke to her a week and half after I asked her
>She made no reference to when I asked her out.
>She either is avoiding it, or never saw it (Though she did accidentally send ;) but quickly corrected it to :) )
>I sure as hell am not going to bring it up again.
>Text to see if shes free to hangout with a friend and I
>Busy, graduation party
>Did not buy it
>Sent this "I don't mean to sound like an asshole, but if you don't want to hang out at all just say so."
>She does not respond
>I check, and see that her sisters HS did graduate the following day.
>Now I regret it.
>Apologize. She accepts and kind apologizes as well
>Text her a month later, she responds (25 hour later)
>Talk for 8ish hour, but spread out replies (Busy again.)
>>709286970
Who's kid is it?
I committed the Whitechapel murders back in '88.
>>709295105
Give her the same attention and respect as she has shown you; none.
>>709295105
Oh, god. Give the fuck up, man. She doesn't want you.
I regularly cheat on my wife with my much younger childhood friend. Am I a bad person?
>>709295368
Not completely but your betrayal is ugly.
>>709295368
Yes you are. Getting married is really stupid.
>>709295506
It's just sex though. She does things my wife won't .
>>709295559
I'm very happy to be married. I just like my little extra.
>>709295105
Stop. This is so cringey. Just leave her alone fedorafag
>>709283844
It's my 15th day of doing absolutely nothing. I should be studying/look for a job, but I just keep procrascinating. fuck. help me.
All of us have secrets but some of us have more secrets than others.
>>709292832
>>709293094
Another text
Girl behaves noticeably different towards me than towards other people.
She seems kinda shy or nervous almost. But she is always "busy" when I try to meet up with her. (but claims that we should hangout, but never gets back to me)
Shit she does or did towards me:
>She is shy, and kinda doesn't acknowledge me unless I say something, then we can talk for a good while without issue. This is even when it is just us standing next to each other before class.
>Does not initiate texts, but is willing to talk for hours with detailed replies once I get her going
>I have seen her looking at me from a distance, sometimes locking eyes.
>When I asked for her number, she took my phone and punched it in. (It was the actual number, obviously)
>When I asked her to grab lunch the first time, she said she was busy that weekend, so I offered up Monday, which she accepted.
>>709293801
Way to go, man. Have a good time.
>>709295729
So the vows you took on your wedding day are so trivial to you that sexual urges can supersede them?
>>709295729
>>709295798
>i want it so fuck the feelings of the woman i pledged to love till i die
>>709283844
just remembered recently, I'll never fully forget this
>be around 7
>with friends at school
>we're good people, generally well mannered, clever, help out others, talk about everything together
>but we were raised in a shitty little town, nobody would ever find out about anything
>there's this girl that nobody really liked in class
>my friends decide to pick on her
>take her bag and threw it around
>I come in looking for my friends
>see them, ask me to join in
>I do
>we're in a circle throwing it around
>start feeling bad
>she's almost crying
>one of my friends says
>"if you want it back show take off your pants and show us your ass"
>she refuses to do it
>"ok then, you won't get your bag"
>she eventually submits and does it
>friends laughing, first time I saw them in this state
>question my own morals
>she gets her bag back
>runs off
>this never comes up again
>some time later
>one of my friends is messing with her, I wasn't there to see it
>anyways, she calls her parents in
>tells on all my friends
>except me
feel like shit about it even now, it must've rubbed off on her one way or another. Hope she has a good life
>>709296090
The sex is pretty awesome tho.>>709296095
>>709295105
let her go men, she doesn't want you... respect yourself
>>709296077
Why is /b/ being raided by 12 year olds today
>>709295933
Noone has had anything like this?
>>709296314
Girls are born fickle. Remember that. I'm glad nothing more happened to you.
>>709296255
Did she have a nice ass? Hope she found some friends and had a good life.
>>709296571
no, god no she was fucking 7 at the time. It was just a shit covered asshole with barely any meat if you want specifics
>>709296553
Procrastination doesn't pay the bills, so no, it's never been a 15 day thing with me.
>>709296702
How disappointing.
>>709296702
>shit covered asshole
what
>>709289468
you're an ass clown
>>709296255
Did you check her bag? Maybe there was some gold?
>>709296812
He's saying that she had poor wiping habits, as some girls do around that age. I can picture it now. A bony, dirty bottom. Putting the rest of her age to shame.
>>709296939
Or a note from a teacher to her parents, which having overheard conversations between her and another girl, will mean she gets punished with the wooden spoon; and you have your night's fapping material.
>>709297039
>poor wiping habits, as some girls do around that age
Really?
>>709296444
>>709295325
>>709295349
Probably. But still... Some stuff seems odd.
>>709296077
Meant to link to this >>709295105
>>709297206
Really. Some are just slack and if the parents aren't doing their duty, they carry those poor habits into the teen years where things get worse.
>>709287014
Share!
>>709296799
is it?
>>709296812
kinda like one of them donuts with a hole at the center, except someone filled the hole with nutella, or shit for that matter
>>709296939
>>709297200
ye
>I just had phone sex with a girl I think I love who I met 20 days ago.
>First time phone sex
>She's 7 years older than me
>FeelsGoodMan
>>709287202
>>709297311
I know it seems like hidden potential, trust me I've been down that path, but she's not interested in the way you hope for. The deeper you get, the more it'll consume you and you deserve better than chasing after some aloof bitch.
>>709297319
Yes, otherwise I wouldn't have said it. Auschwitz asses are very disappointing. Not as they should be.
>>709295145
That's cute. I know the guys who actually committed the Whitechapel murders and they don't use 4chan.
>>709297316
Ew... I mean, is it common where you live?
Maybe it's because I'm from bidet-land, but I haven't met anyone ever with a dirty ass.
>>709297311
men leave her, if she wants you, she will search you
>i was in my room
>shrek came in he said
>a bad time
> i knew it was sans
> i pulled out my cock
>ended up fucking a tree while drunk
>my familiy is dead
> my friends are dead
>i fucked a tree
>>709297541
No, it's just some girls can be slack. They wipe the wrong way and their parents don't check up on them to see they're doing it properly. Bad habits take little time to develop and a while to break.
>>709297630
At least you both had wood.
(select all images with trees - really?!)
end up rooming with a hot chick for a convention and when she was out I jacked off with her panties and came in them
i am a girl
>>709297722
> once upon a time you are gay
>>709297464
I guess.
With this girl, I have literally gotten opinions that cover the full spectrum from Her being Shy, but interested, all the way to just being friendly.
Especially given that she did behave like this even before I made my interest known.
>>709297584
True. True. Its just hard to get her out of my head as I still see her a few times a week.
>>709297759
proof?
>>709297759
can i lose my virginitiy ?
>>709283844
>used to shit only when all clothes are off
>recently shit with clothes on
>remembered
>why tho?
So, I was ghosted by a girl recently
Basically I met her online, and we hit it off quite nicely, spoke for hours every night for 3ish weeks. Then she stopped responding, but I she would still read what ever I sent.
One thing that sticks out is when she said "[My name] I am really glad that I met you."
She also told me about some shit that she has gone through in life. Very personal stuff, probably stuff that only her closest friends know...
What could have led to the ghosting?
One thing I kinda considered was that she started feeling something for me, but due to the geographical distance, decided to cut contact so it didn't become more.
(She did live one the other side of an ocean for what ever it's worth. I'm in the US, she was from Ireland)
>>709298041
Too close to home for me. One could lose themselves in the what ifs.
>>709298041
>she was shrek
>>709291439
a classic, good lulz
>>709298257
Shrek is Scottish though.
>>709296812
>>709297039
>>709297206
>>709297316
>>709297319
>>709297541
Ok, I don't want to scare that innocent anon, so consider that I live in a fuckhole of a place, full of retardness and shit, so I'm probably not a good example.
I'm form a really fucked up, degenerate family.
I have this memory: when we where kids, my sister and me used to go in a swimming-pool in our garden (image one of that poor-ass people "pool") and we did that naked, so I always saw my sister butt, and I thing she's never ever washed her butt once.
When she was younger, sometimes, when she was sober and in a good mood, our mom checked her, and if she was dirty she yelled at her and washed her, but after a few times she completely lost interest.
So, I've seen that ass dirty, very dirty, and sometimes embarassingly soiled.
>>709298386
just why
>>709298380
>98380 â–¶
>>>709298257 (You)
shrek is evrything bro shrek is god remeber that
its not oger its never oger
>>709298458
Because I come from a heavely fucked up family from an heavely fucked up place.
>>709298386
It's a dirty habit and one that should be punished if the advice is not heeded.
I've fucked my horse and dog when I was younger. Eventually my Dick got too big for doggies pussy so I started ass raping her. Dad almost caught me a few times but he never had the gaul to confront me. Goddamn I've never came so hard. #Diamonds
well it went to cacner fast
am a furry
am transgender
only masturbate anally
am a kleptomaniac
have fapped to cheese pizza
don't seed torrents
>>709283844
>repeatedly exposed myself to younger cousins growing up
>also to other young children, at swimming pools, friends of family etc
>used to creep on people in changing rooms at swimming pool, got caught a few times
>was maybe 14
>mostly stopped now
>still a pervert sometimes, trying not to be
>>709298568
Yeah, it should be, if your mom's not a mild/heavy-alcoholic.
Also, it worth notice that my sister was indeed a brat, she didn't washed herself as a form of rebellion, the more you told her, the less she did that.
I mean, I used to live in poor hygienic condition for sure, very poor sometimes, but a least I did my best to keep my private parts clean.
She even shit in her own panty once, just to piss off our mom.
>>709298806
I did the same, mostly to my cousins and sister
>>709298806
Changing rooms are a visual feast, so who can blame you for coming to the table for a bite?
I got bashed when I was 16 and i got social anxiety
>>709299095
If my daughter ever tried something like that she'd be thoroughly cleaned then given a good tanning.
Always had a fantasy of meeting up with some old guy 60+ and have him jerk me off and suck me while I look at pictures of my classmates on my phone. Pic related
>shi
>>709299521
Again, probably you're not a single, alcohol-addicted mom.
>given a good tanning
What do you mean with that?
It sounds... Scary
I'm slowly recovering till this day
I put my dick in my 10 yr olds cousins ass he needs was 14 and I regret so much stupid things I done to people
>>709299734
True, that I am not. Tanning means spanking. Tanning, like coloring the butt pink.
>>709299606
Also would be great if they help find my g spot because I've been trying to look for it and can't find it
>>709284100
got a dick?
You're male.
feel girly?
you're a male who feels girly.
END OF STORY
>always dated girls
>now dating a girl who is transgender mentally
>chick who thinks she has a dick
>only gives head
>gives amazing head
>dating for three years now and going strong
>still get amazing head
>>709300162
Try for anal. Call it her boypussy.
>>709300265
Why the fuck have I not tried that yet
>>709300037
>>709299606
Any comments on my fantasy?
>>709300162
>now dating a girl who is transgender mentally
>chick who thinks she has a dick
either you are wording herself very badly or she isn't trans.
>>709300265
>>709300316
don't say that. it's cringy as fuck irl.
>>709300399
>herself
*yourself
>>709300399
Did word it bad, meant the anal part only, the boy pussy thing would be cringey
>>709300334
Nice
>>709293801
>I'll keep my cool once I'm there, but damn...
Balls deep by 7pm. Watch.
>>709295933
Sounds comfy. Try enjoying your laziness. Lay in bed with a blanket and nice pillows. Eat so much food that you feel tired. Throw on some corny 80s movie. I just watched a movie called "The Octagon" with Chuck Norris in it about secret ninjas or something.... I don't really know, because why should I pay attention? Might take a nap now.
>>709294699
Sexual agreements with cousins are the best. I started having sex with 2 of mine when we were teens, one eventually settled down and is now married with kids and the other one is still partying around. Me and her meet up on ocassions to hang out, drink, and fuck.
I've jerked off to these two sisters more than I should have
>>709295933
You sound like we're in a similar situation. I was supposed to be looking for a job or trying to socialize more, but I've been too anxious to start anything. I've gone out barely twice a week lately, and just to get food. I also need help, but I have no one I feel comfortable asking.
>>709301458
More right
>>709283844
not a secret actually
>be almost 30
>never had a real relationship, not a virgin tho
>be best friends with this girl
>try really hard not to ruin it and stay in comfy friendzone
>she has a bf, her bf used to be my best male-friend
>talk to her about everything, she knows almost everything about me and I know everything about her, we share each others secrets, spend free time together, etc.
>her bf starts to be jealous
>I never tried anything on her, never had sex with her, hell I never even gave her a real kiss other than a lame birthday kiss
>he convinces her to stay away from me
>she stopped texting to me and in case we met she sort of keeps distance
>(one month later)
>we stopped seeing each other completely and we dont talk anymore
>realize how badly my life sucks without her
>realize that every girl I met is not comparable to her in any way, she was just perfect
>realize that I might have been in love with her, in love for the first time in my shitty life
>be in a depression since
>I should have made a move on her...
>>709284100
autogynephilia. The paraphilic tendency of someone who is anatomically male to be sexually aroused by the thought of being a female, sometimes considered a form of gender identity disorder or transvestic fetishism.
>>709298205
I didn't feel anything for her romantically (Despite her being exactly my type)
But I would have wanted her just as a friend. Which she was, for the few weeks we spoke.
>>709297531
You know Whitechapel murders happened 1888 not 1988?
>>709285877
why would you think that makes you a bad person? she fucked a stranger.
>Suffer from bipolar disorder
>okay while I stay on meds but get really fucked up when I go off them
>gf gets preggers and we has baby daughter
>begin to slide off meds, takes a while for people to notice usually
>feeding daughter in middle of night because gf is wiped out with fatigue
>start to regularly feed baby girl my dick to suck, and I fapped on her face and came on it and in her mouth
>did this multiple times and never got caught
>one night I suddenly felt a great wave of shame and disgust roll over me
>went back on meds right away and have never once strayed off them since for 13 years.
>>709302263
Would have made a nice friend.
>>709302022
After watching episode 14 I see Tsubaki like this and want to beat the shit out of Kousei until the last micro turd, as if I was a Jew and he owed me lots of money
but your story sounds like the gurrrl doesn't actually need you, because she was just too quickfast to forget you.
>>709300031
Oh, got it. Sorry, I'm bad at english.
Surprisingly, my education was quite bad.
But at least I haven't walked around the yard naked with a shit dirty ass, and I haven't peed in the poor people pool
>>709290776
burn in hell
>>709302590
Now someone else has carried on the legacy.
>>709302714
True, that's something to be thankful for.
>>709302651
Yea, and for the few weeks we spoke as if we've known each other for years.
Personal issues, Politics, Food, Music, and other stuff.
But then just stopped suddenly.
>>709299095
Was she... Was she really dirty? I can't image that...
>>709302769
I think you'll find it's them who feel like they're burning.
>>709302022
That sucks, dubs.
It's not easy making friends, and losing such a close one because of jealousy sounds so frustrating. If you could sit and talk to her and her bf and explain your situation maybe they'll understand and you'll get to hang out with her again. And give other girls a chance, man. You knew that girl too well, you'll never be that comfortable with someone you just met.
>>709302901
I know that feeling and I'm sorry for you that it didn't continue. I went great lengths for mine. Almost killed me. I always wonder what she's up to.
what happened to the guy tht wanted to fuck his niece?
I don't seed my torrents.
>>709302860
Yeah... at least.
I have done some things I'm not proud of at all, but not that.
Her naked shitty but is one thing I will never forget, tho. That, and plenty of other things from my "family"
>>709303289
Something to remember when looking after your own daughter in the future.
I'm super addicted to child porn ... I enjoy watching underage girls show off on webcam with their friends getting nude ... I wish I could one day fuck a little girl
>>709303053
Yea. But at least its not like I've been talking to her for months or years, then she decided to cut contact.
What happened with yours?
I m addicted to posting my ex gf new online .. I regret ever doing it ... She's been doxed at least once if not more .:. I hate my self for doing it I probably deserve what Evers coming to me :.. But I enjoy sharing her and I can't stop
>>709303673
Friends for just over year. Flew across the world to see. Didn't go as planned. Rejected me for a drug addict.
>>709293400
My face when
>>709303968
Damn. That sucks.
From where to where?
>>709283844
My girl cousin used to stand on me when were playing as teenagers. I would get diamonds and it would make her laugh. She would then push her foot hard against the diamonds. Once when our parents were out, we progressed to getting naked and rubbing our genitals together. In the end she let me put my cock inside and her pussy was so wet it went right in. She got her awesome tight titties out as I was thrusting away and I let me blow all over her when I came. It was awesome.
"Cheated" on my girlfriend having phone sex with a girl from work.
Had girl from work call me daddy while I heard her cum on lunch break.
MFW I work from home, so phone sex.
MFW Jizzed so hard both times, and this girl I'm talking to is pretty cool.
Pretty sure I'm attracted to this online girl. She lives states away but fml she's uber cool.
Girlfriend is emotional, has super tight pussy and was a virgin before me, but doesn't give me the attention I want.
feelsgoodandbadman.jpg
>>709303935
Did she call you out after she got doxed?
>>709296827
You're on /b/, we're all ass clowns bud
>>709304338
Yes she did ... I acted like I had no idea ... Threatened law
>>709304144
13,243 km
>>709304338
Stop doing it you cunt. She deserves better than you fucking up her life.
>>709304543
Countries? (If you don't mind?)
>>709293801
Good for you m8, have fun.
I'm fuck buddies with my friend's gf's 14yo sister
>>709304752
Jealousc
>>709304571
I can't stop I like seeing her online
>>709304623
USA, AUS
I cheat on my fiance with a childhood friend, who is married. (Lost our virginities to each other.
>>709303461
If I'll ever have child, man. I'm not sure at all about that.
>>709303470
I've always wondered... Is it that easy to find underage webcam, naked underage girls on the internet? I've always had the feeling it was somewhat very difficult.
>>709304179
Anything more?
> Worked as waiter in hotel doing functions.
> Great staff team who loved to party.
> After every function, we would stock up on drink we stole from function.
> We would then go up to one of the business suites and play cards until we couldnt stand.
> A few times we played strip poker and more often than not most of the waitresses had to strip down to nothing.
> They were all very attractive. A couple were 6-7/10 milfs and a couple were young7/10 chicks.
> On one occassion while this chick I had nailed the week before was losing in strip poker, she sat on my lap.
> I lost the next two hands and suddenly I was naked too.
> Underneath the table cloth she lifted up my diamonds and slowly inserted me into her.
> Everyone was so drunk that noone notices she was slowly grinded and fucking me.
> I blew deep inside her.
> A week later in a Sunday night, one of the even chefs and I grabbed a hotel room and fucked until the sun came up.
> Another week, I was called in at 2am to help with an emergency and ended up taking a tiny drunk milf home.
> I fucked her on my balcony on a sunbed, It was cash.
> Over a period of 6 months I nailed each and every one of them. 12 in total. Even the ugly secretary who had mangled nipples that looked like squashed coins.
> Time of my life.
>>709305127
Super easy ... Every Kik thread on 4 Chen
I share my girlfriend with my friends and we all live in the same house together. She's like there personal slut that they use to get off daily.
When I was 16 I took the v of my sister's 11yo best friend
>>709305176
sure buddy
>>709292334
>cyber-sex with other girls
they're fifty-year-old, 400lb dudes with beards
>>709305127
My cousin came to my house with my Auntie and Uncle a few times. We played same game but in pool. Me lying on bottom of pool and her standing on me and grinding my cock. I was so fucking horny that I pinned her into the corner of the pool,pushed up against her and started rubbing against her one piece speedo. She grabbed my swimming shorts and pulled my cock over the top of the elastic waist and brought it towards her. Then I reached down and dragged the crotch of her swimming suit to one side. She guided my cock inside her black hairy bush and I started thrusting away. She held my face and watch my facial expression as I came so fucking hard inside her. I still remember my cock getting kind of wrapped by her long hairy pubic hair.
>>709283844
I write fake incest stories and post them in incest threads for attention. I'm probably one of the most seen incest story writer in those threads with multiple stories all made by me.
>>709303025
thanks.
I was thinking about talking to them, but I don't want to ruin it even more. I don't know what would I say. so I'm still acting "cool" about the whole thing, although I'm dying inside. I guess I will give it some time.
>>709305219
What is that? Please consider that here our technology is a bit.. Uhm... Outdated?
>>709305903
Incest stories are good.
I always wonder how many of them are true, if there is any.
I would be curious about a percentage
>>709306445
.01%
>>709305903
Are you column? If so fuck you.
I get off sending people pics and videos of my buddy's hot ex. She would be so humiliated if people saw her like this.
What was giving my girlfriend's Kid Sister a massage
she lifes up her hips when I get to her lower back.
I fingered her hairless cat she got all wet and Wiggly sucked me off.
I came in her mouth and held her on my shoulders while licking her little cunny
> At university I was fucking a chick for 3 months. She was 9/10 skinny model material.
> We stopped seeing each other for a while and then she invited me to a party at her house.
> We all got extremely drunk on B52 shooter cocktails. A real horny drunk.
> I chatted up her 7/10 housemate and we went and fucked in her room for a while.
> After I got up and went to my exgirlfriends room.
> She was on her knees and was sucking another guys cock.
> She was naked except for her high heels.
> The guy tells me she is fucking wasted and to get stuck into her.
> So I drop my pants and strip off and suddenyl Im diamonds again.
> I could smell the pussy of the chick I just fucked as it rose from my still moist cock.
> I closed in on my ex and I then got a smell of her pussy and started to remember when we used to fuck.
> I got behind and she turned and looked at me and drunkly said "do it do me hard"
> I slid right in she was buckets.
> I fucked her for ages and she continued to suck that other dudes cock.
> She turns around and says "Fucking finish in my ass"
> I pulled my cock out of her wet pussy, add a shitload of spit and start pushing hard against her tight little starfish.
> In ten minutes Im up to my balls in her ass and slamming her.
> Then suddenly the other chick I fucked sticks her head in the door, exhales rapidly with shock.
> I drunkly turn and tell her to go and have him.
> She creeps into the dark room, the music from the main house pumping through the door.
> She strips off her robe she was wearing and goes over to help suck other guys cock.
> Next thing shes turned around grabbed his cock and fed it into her pussy from behind.
> SO there I am alongside some other dude. Me fucking my ex, Him fucking a chick I just fucked. His cock dipping in and out of her wet pussy filled with my come. It made me laugh.
> Soon I blew in my exs asshole badly.
> We all collapsed soon after in my exs bed.
.....
>>709305903
you can write a book men
>>709297316
had a gf like this but she was 21.... lame not being able to tear off your babes pants and underwear at random and eat out her ass without worry.....
>>709305083
Damn. You flew across the Ocean to meet up with a "Friend" who just ditched you soon after?
>>709306992
> We all collapsed soon after in my exs bed.
> The next morning about 10 people were sitting in my exs room laughing 0 still drunk after waking from the night before.
> I lay next to my ex in bed and we are all chatting away.
> Suddenly my ex was reaching around and grabbing my cock under the covers of the blankets.
> I was diamonds again.
> She pumped away, so I wriggled into position and started fingering her pussy.
> She had all her pubic hair and started to pull individual strands from around her vag just as she was about to say something to the group.
> She was quietly yelping but noone noticed.
> When she was wet and dripping, I sidled myself into position and pushed my cock inside.
> She poised her ass outward at me to give me a better angle
> We fucked quietly and slowly for an hour until I had too much and I blew inside her.
> I collapsed on the bed quietly - noone was the wiser.
> 4 months later she was pregnat and had to leave university.
> Noone knew whos kid it was.
>>709307511
More than a friend but it was complicated. Live and learn I guess.
>>709307739
Honestly. I would never persue being more than friends with someone halfway across the world.
Almost destined for failure.
>>709308051
Neither would I 99% of the time.
I have a lot of friends, like a lot. I'm known to be super social but honestly I hate everyone and everything. Ever since she left me, I've been big ball or hate. I just want to be happy but it's hard when you secretly hate everything.
>>709308160
Yea. I never actually did it, but I've heard enough to know that is probably not gonna work.
Maybe the girl kinda had a similar idea, and wanted to prevent it?
Got a girl half my age pregnant after I took her virginity and reamed her hard for a solid month.
When I dropped her off to get the abortion I paid half of, I met up with her friend and we fucked on abortion girls bed. I left her straight away to go to another country. 2 years later I meet up with her in London as I was passing through backpacking and we fucked in her tiny flat. She said she had fucked others in the 2 years but noone could make her come so hard she would piss herself. She reckoned it was because my cock when diamonds had a slight curve in it that touched her in the right spot inside her pussy. Shit was cash.
>>709308306
Something like that. At least I know there was 'that girl' on earth.
>>709295990
POST MOAR!
I once got a boner.. it was caused by a cousin. Tried to think of un hot things but she gave me a boner my mind was like nooo but my cock was like yup thats hot.
>>709305702
Is that true? It doesn't seem true.
If it is, good for you.
I dont not why, but I wanna see to my wife fuck whit other guys!!! How i do to se that think
>>709288527
>kid is yours
Wut
> Had a girlfriend at 18. She was short, Big tits tiny waist and brown long hair. 7/10.
> Broke up with her when I went away to university.
> 2 years later I gave up on univerisity and was working in some country town.
> Write her a letter to say sorry.
> She writes a letter back saying she has to see me all lovey dovery and shit. Im like why not, need sexy sexy time anyway.
> She drives 7 hours to me.
> She tells me a year ago, she was in a car crash. Some dude just T boned her. He was drunk.
> She was in a coma for 6 months.
> The only thing she said during the coma was my name.
> I was blown away. Mortified.
> We went out and got drunk and fucked like 16 year olds.
> A month later I drive to the city and we go clubbing and we end up crashing at her friends house. We fucked three times that night. She had the sweetest perfumed pussy I have every smelt and tits that would get so erect they would poke out about an inch an a half.
> We got drunk next night and I end up kissing her best friend in dark corner of club and fucking her back at her house.
> Ex walks in right as Im coming in this chicks ass.
> I pull out with a nugget of shit on the end of my cock.
> My come flies out and splashes all over the carpet.
> She chases me to door and I never see her again.
Shit was cash
I had sex with two of my cousins girlfriends
>Be me, ex fat, use to be 400 lbs
> Lose 170 lbs, get fit.
> Girls checking me out now, since I lost weight, my penis showed a lot more, rocking 8 1/2 inches
> Rumors get around that I have a thick long cock
> Get drunk with one of my cousins girlfriends, he has a kid with her.
> Head outside on trampoline and she starts sucking me off, bang her in the backyard and cum down her throat.
>2 weeks later, same situation happens, different cousins girlfriend, they've been together for 5 years.
>Get drunk with her, smoke some weed, she grabs my cock, pulls it out and sucks on it, I let her ride it for a little bit but I don't cum because I'm not attracted to her. Although her head was one of the best i've had.
> Told one cousin, he broke up with her, other cousin might know, might not.
>>709309284
0/10
>no dinosaur
I've never had a real friend, and I don't really trust anyone I know. Logically, I know that most of them don't hate me, but I can't tell.
>>709308949
Yep. I did the same to my girlfriend while swimming in the same pool with her younger brother and his girlfriend. While the other pair were kissing in one corner of the pool I was quietly filling up his older sisters pussy with my manjuice in the other corner. She had athlete tits, small to medium, taught and the nippled would jump out at you.
>>709309134
Ill do it for you mate.
i miss my best friend like crazy. i feel so lonely without her. i know i need to move on, but what else do i have to move on to? i've never really had friends, but it's never hurt as much as it does now
>>709308465
>delusional Italian
I like to get my wife obliterated drunk and take advantage of her.
She can never even remember fucking the night before she is so wasted.
>>709310053
You have to do that to have sex with your wife?
You might want to re-evaluate being married to her...
I once had sex with my couch.. it was great
>>709310053
I gave roofies to my exgirlfriend one nigth without her knowing. I took her home and had a friend come around to meet us.
I had him hide in the next room and fucked my wife until I came inside her.
Before she could turn around I said I wasn;t finished, she cluelessly goes "oh ok" and she sticks her ass up int he air. I get my mate to come in and let him fuck her in the dark from behind after me. He blew in her as well and slipped out again without her knowing. I haven;t told her to this day.
>>709291896
Negro why in the fuck did your girl have access to your financial information?
in 4th grade I stole my friends blazekin pokemon card pic related
I once calculated how much torque is required to screw remove an oreo cookie.
>>709283844
I want to die
>be me 20
>decent looking guy
>only had 4 real crushes in my life
>doing shit with each one for 1-2 years
>gets everytime rejected for being too "nice" to her
>feeling beta
>cry every night to my dog and praying to fucking god
>wat do?
>come from fucked up family
>older brother twice my age, so his oldest kid was 3 years younger than me
>lotsa fucked up shit happens & mom gets custody of my nephew
>me 5, him 2...3 years age difference
>stuff happens between us at like ages 7-10
>mom catches us, flips out
>threatens to send my nephew away
>decide to be cool till puberty hits
>can't resist each other
>we're best friends & love each other more than any other people in our lives
>shit fucks us both up pretty bad mentally
>not to mention the nightmare's we lived together
>I become worthless junkie & him an alcoholic
>both of us failed marriages and lives in shambles
>haven't seen him in years
>miss him so much it hurts
What do /b/????;_;
The good I baby sit likes when I touch er privates..
She's 9 and starting puberty
>>709311492
Your 20....go live life on your own terms & stop using other people to validate yourself.
>>709311564
I remember there were some threads some time ago about a ephebig babysitter girl...
Are you her?
>>709308544
We probably all have that one girl. Just is a matter of finding them
>>709305176
Pics or it didn't happen fag
>>709309682
Well, good for you.
When I think to swomming pool, all it comes to my mind is my dirty sister and her shitty ass
>>709302934
you're disgusting
>>709311522
Show us your tits, faggot.
>>709283844
I thought I was in love with her. Now I'm not sure if I believe in love. I still feel something, but I'm not sure if it's real or if it's even a worthwhile feeling.
I invite my best friend to my house just to creep on her when she changes her clothes.
>>709305658
>mangled nipples that looked like squashed coins.
This part happened anyway.
>>709290555
Nice trips.
Also, I love pissing too
>>709307576
Nice bro. Got any other stories?
>>709305903
fuck you columnfag, your stories are so shitty
I feel incredibly ashamed of my teeth, when I use "flash" on my phone and take a pic of them, I can see yellow things between them, I'm gonna start flossing daily but idk if it will fix it, I'm scared of going to the dentist too...
Once I had anal sex with my gf, but she was a bit unprepared, and she hevely shitten on my cock.
I crazily enjoied it, and I cummed like never before.
Never told her, tho
>>709285877
Chances are she was just thirsty and didn't give a fuck anyways. May have even given you a fake name too lol.
Chicks want to get laid too.
lurking ..& just luvin this story time today
> i want to watch another man have sewith my wife ! no real reason I'm just lazy
>>709284100
Be a faggy feminine dude if being a man isn't your thing. You can always change that backk if you eventually have a change of heart. Or be asexual or whatever.
But permanently fucking up your body with brutal surgery/hormones will put you in a real terrible place, because you cannot forcibly change your biological gender, and your brain knows that, no matter what you tell yourself or what tumblr says.
Don't do it, don't put yourself in a place where the rope is the only way out.
>>709283844
when i was 15 i raped a girl
it wasnt rough sex in a back alley, i just fucked her even though she was trying to get me to stop
i heard that rape victims try to get into a happy place and zone out or some shit, and the look on her face was definitely zoned out
we dated for 2 years after that, eventually dumped her because she was a wreck of a person that i couldnt deal with, and that look she had when i raped her is gonna haunt me for the rest of my life
>>709286072
that is disgusting
>>709295984
>>709316951
sauce
>>709296255
Ana Carmelina?
>>709290686
bullshit/10
>>709317432
no, is Boris
I was raped when I was a kid. Well, both my brother and I, but luckily he doesn't remember it. Only two people i know, actually know. My cousin did it multiple times, and it essentially ruined my childhood. I'm 22 now, and every time I see a child having a bad day, even if it's something minor, or any semblance of someone's innocence being ruined at an early age it tears me up inside.
I prefer dogs to people because dogs are innocent, they don't know any better. I treat my dog like I wanted to be treated as a kid, loved and cared for and all that. I honestly don't know what I'm going to do when he goes.
When i work overtime at my job, since theres no one around I go into the bathroom and jackoff for 30 mins to an hour. Since theres almost no reporting, no one ever catches on.... Usually jack off to /b/ lol
>>709290686
> I'm a bull in a cuckold relationship.
I want to be this so much. I want to fuck someone's flat-chested wife.
Of course what I really want is to fuck my flat-chested co-worker. Fucking her wife is optional.
>>709317644
do you fuck your dog?
