STOP RIGHT THERE SIR! We just got informed that you might be carrying some illegal dubs please roll for us just to make sure. Trips and I shoot you.
Roll
Mayer
Dindu Nuffin
>>709273311
Ohshitnigger.jpg
Nothing
>>709273184
nothing here
Empty sir
>>709273555
Fuck
>>709273555
Dead you fucking scumbag
>>709273555
Run!
>>709273555
Witnessed.
>>709273184
good luck
>>709273598
Close one anon
>>709273184
you aint got shit on me
>>709273660
ALMOST A 666 HOLY FUCK
>>709273677
thanks for the dubs u're going to jail
>>709273677
You're under arrest faggot.
>>709273677
Well i've got a satan quint earlier.
So I'm thinking some bullets ain't gonna stop me.
>>709273671
see i told you you didnt have shit and still dont
>>709273184
No dubs here boss
Muh dubs
>>709273761
>671
>761
>>709273761
good job anon
>>709273761
ha im still clean and cant catch me
>>709273184
>tip my fedora
>turn 360°
>walk away
rollings
>>709273855
Checked
Do you have a search warrant? I'm not giving my consent due to lack of probable cause.
>>709273855
Now u're in jail nigger
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>>709273671
holy shit i would not have noticed if it wasnt for this guy>>709273805
and still clean
>>709273184
Can't kill quads
>>709273961
hot damn still still clean
roll for trips
>>709274077
shit im running
>>709274077
Nope u're in jail
>>709274122
DAMN NIGGER
>>709274122
fuck i need to be faster than superman now
>>709274077
HALT!!!!!!
>>709274171
yeah i got away from my dubs im clean now
>>709274244
fuck
No sir, no illegal dubs here
>>709274280
yeah clean once more
innocent nigger here
>>709274364
R u of african decent by any chance?
leave me
Nigger rolling
>>709273184
rolandolan
Please sir, I am but a gentle nigger faggot
>>709274657
no sir not a can at all
>>709273184
i dare u ngiger
roll
>>709273184
Just walking through
>>709273184
Am I free to go?
>>709275002
o shit that was close
No dubs here.
>>709273184
fuck you pig i have my rights
Officer no need for the gun iam white.
no dubs here sergent
Alright officers, just let me pass.
>>709274657
but as you can see i am good at getting out of jail and not getting shot
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>>709273671
>mfw he shoots me on singles and plants trips on me
lol no i only have trips sir
>>709275332
REEEEEEEE
Finally out of prison.
God damn my anus is still gaping and bleeding.
O fuck
>>709275216
ha im an asshole that gets away with it
and this fail>>709275332
you should lock him up for stupidity
>>709275466
oh shit runniing
only homosexuality here sir
QUADS for the gods
>>709275502
yeah see im safe for now
>>709273184
I'm a special agent, I'm legally allowed to pass through. Pay no mind to anything I may be carrying
No problem here
>>709275552
and another fail officer shoot that man for attempted quads
Roll
You can shoot me, I'm not even a nigger!
>>709273184
FUCK OFF CIS SCUM
>>709275502
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>>709275646
still safe for now
>>709275646
Cmon stfu you're not making my shit day better.
>>709275294
Topkek
chuckles*
>>709275763
im still good officer
>>709275792
my bad cheer up buttercup you might still get quads
>>709275755
checked
>>709275382
*snorts trips*
hope no cop find that shit out
>>709276055
>an heroes
can't catch me alive pigs
>>709275961
thanks
>>709275792
hey if you are lucky you can hit satan quads to defy the gods
>>709275961
thats rite keep walking
>>709273184
no need to worry officer I only have singles here.
>>709276138
You wouldn't believe what kinds of get's i have acquired
N-no dubs here
Hands up don't shoot
>>709276234
hm 234 dont knock down my door im still clean
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>>709276522
and 555
>>709276628
you were close anon
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>>709276557
>Dissapointed
>>709274163
Gddtyhh
>>709276678
fuck yeah still clean
7 7 7
7
7
Dubs? But in white I would never carry dubs on me
>>709276697
its spelled disappointed*
>>709276755
Wtf
>>709276761
almost anon
>>709276760
still clean
>>709276863
fuckkkk reroll
check em?
>>709276847
one of these times they will have snipers at the ready to take me down
>>709276960
maybe now
>>709276982
still not
>>709276982
Nah nigger you're free to go
>>709276982
you can do it just keep on trying
>>709276971
but not today
>>709277028
if i wait long enough i can acquire 77777
>>709277078
this is the worst luck i've had in years
>>709277133
Escapes the cops*
>>709273184
Ive got nothing to hide, roll
>>709277174
I swear they are not real trips
no dubs here, no sir
>>709277222
Please no officer they aren't real
>>709277222
>Not sure if lucky or unlucky
>>709277258
Am i under arrest for posession of trips?
roll
>>709277328
unlucky considering this is my 15th post
easy
>>709277133
your luck will turn dont worry anon
>>709277078
still safe
>>709276422
Fuck!..
>>709277427
no trips here sir
no gets
>>709277442
i already got trips. A good start anon. But i only got one shot at the 77777
Fuck 12
555
>>709273555
>>709273184
They're not mine, so suffer, I swur
>>709277538
maybe now
>>709277442
oh yeah they dont have a damn thing on me
>>709277487
i wonder what the cops will do to to
>>70927777
IM A CITIZEN OF THE EARF
I DONT ABIDE BY YOUR LAWS
>>709277596
im still cleean i havnt had a dubs in a while
No dubs here officer.
>>709277704
see?
>>709277596
im sure this will get me jailed
>>709277753
oh i meant to show these
roll
>>709277730
still nothing officer
>>709277753
nope
fuck me
Sorey fml
>>709277779
Rip
>>709277821
888 will cheer me up
>>709277803
still safe
>>709277779
so close but not
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>>709273184
Shit
>>709277910
Close call
>>709273184
WE WUZ DINDU NUFFINS
Roll
>>709277899
shit im running
>>709277885
why does this happen to me
Fuck off
>>709273184
Dead cops make my dick hard
999
Fuckoff cop
>>709277984
bitch what
>>709273184
i dindu nuffin m8
>>709277964
safe
No dubs here I never have dubs
>>709277899
busted
Dubs? What dubs?
>>709278007
me neither check me i certainly do not have trips
>>709278042
sorry officer you are too slow
>>709278023
>>709273184
Hands up, don't shoot
>>709273184
Dubs? Golly gee officer I surely don't mess around with dubs.
>>709278112
damn, ill get you next time. I have to admit that i enjoy a little trips once in a while too.
>>709278100
true but you do have dubs
>>709278166
he has hands up
>>709278112
still safe
>>709278242
Im a cop what are you going to do about it.
sh00t me
>>709278279
these trips won't even get me arrested.
>>709278332
fuck
>>709278332
Like these 4's?
>>709278279
ima keep on walking
>>709278332
yeah because tthey are not trips
>>709278242
safe once more
>tfw getting shot through trips is meme tier
nothing here officer, clean as a nigger.
>>709278435
nope
For the last time officer i don't hide any trips in my van.
>>709278560
Well how do you explain this.
>>709278684
thank god.
drops trips from pocket*
i dun goofed
just shoot me idgaf
I swear, no quads on me.
>>709273184
YOUR MOVE, MR. LAW MAN!!!
Rolling
Would you suck dick for quints tho?
What you gonna do?
>>709278986
*plants trips*
Wanna die anyways, trips get
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>>709275216
i have been through a lot and and been an escapist from many of jails and dodged a few bullets lets see how this goes if im clean this time ill leave this thread a clean man if not ill see if i get caught b4 i can run
Sir I'm clean
>>709273184
ROll doloii>>709273184
