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>>709269823
Furries
>>709269823
oxygen
sadness
non-caucasians
Americans
>>709269823
>>709269823
Clintons
Issleeem
>>709269823
asshole hair
>>709269823
Jews and the rest of the problems will solve themselves
>>709269823
Religion
>>709269823
money. reset everyone to zero. glorious.
>>709269993
good shout!
Religious people
Everyone who thinks science can explain everything
Juggalos
>>709269823
The gays
>>709269823
Atheism
niggers
>>709269823
The ground. Water world, here we come!
>>709269823
Humans. That's it. Remove humans from the system and it will return to a normal state of balance. Our survival instinct won't allow us to kill our species but we all know it's what the planet needs. People have been saying it for generations in mass extinction stories like Noah's flood and today zombie horror films. People know it needs to happen and likely will.
/b
Non-whites
mosquitoes. fuckin annoying little shits.
Mestizos from mexico, central america, and south america.
>>709269823
mudslime
>>709269881
It's atmosphere. Fuck everything.
>>709270097
This
Humans
Muslims. Blacks can be annoying but not all of them are. Muslins are all scum.
>>709270106
nobody saw that coming
underwear ...WADDUP ^5
jobs
i'd get rid of all jobs
nobody knows or understand the concept of a job
we just do whatever is needed and enjoy helping others
there's people brewing beer, cus why the fuck not
people making food cus we need it
we all do something to contribute
there's no jobs, no payment
social anarchy man
>>709269823
The bad sort of cumin that danish people add to schnapps, cheese and bread. That stuff ruins whatever it enters.
>>709270165
mosquitos are unfortunately essential. they are a huge part of the food chain
>>709270384
god u are a fucking retard
The internet.
Bees. So we will all die slowly together.
>>709270402
>cumin
thats actually caraway, the danes are retarded with their spice names
>>709270097
Hellooooo dark ages
>>709270673
Best post
>>709270673
Already happening
>>709270402
Just like me
Every human cock but mine.
>>709269823
The people in power who suppress information about aliens. It's time we all joined hands and become one to advance us into the future
White people
>>709269823
Religiotards
>>709269823
Jews
>>709271010
This isn't Tumblr
>>709270779
Yeah I did do a google search to get a proper translation, didn't recognize caraway, so I went with cumin. We danes really are retarded with our spice names.
But yeah caraway can go suck a dick, it ruins all foods and drinks it even gets close to.
>>709270941
Do you really think if aliens were trying to tell us they existed, the government would be able to stop them?
>>709270809
Because that's the only era where atheism was a non-factor
>I love atheism
>hello USSR and Mao's China
>>709271010
Just say people. No one left would be fully human.
>>709270896
So you agree with me on hating caraway or you ruin whatever you enter?
>>709269823
Air
People. We are all fucking disgusting.
>>709271171
Except the Jews
>>709271198
I ruin whatever I enter
>>709269823
Can't decide between Humans and irrational fucktards
>>709271253
That's too bad anon, why do you think that happens?
>>709270045
But it eventually can.
>>709271140
>Getting rid of the absence of a thing
>>709271140
Probably not the only but its a nice example
>>709269823
Pubic hairs.
Me
>>709269926
Our next president thanks to the Republicans running a nutty conspiracy theorist who have about groping woman
>>709271121
They're testing us. They've given that power to see how they respond. Obviously the aliens know if the most respected people on this planet can't put aside their greed, intolerance etc etc, what hope is there for the rest of humanity.
The aliens can't trust us with advanced technology because we would surely destroy ourselves. Example, Muslims, Jews.
suffering
>>709269823
Edgy faggots who anonymously post shit on 4chan about minorities because they are too faggot to do anything like that in real life. Then claim toughguy alpha-ness to other fat puny fuck faces in 4chan. Those fucks , they need to go.
OP
>>709271296
Ask an ex
>>709269823
Islam
>>709271121
Really makes you htink.
The people in power control the media. The media is what makes people who got proved seem like fools, they don't need to cover it up, they can just get people to say it and make them look as crazy as possible.
>>709271417
Easy there, Conspiracy T. Jones. Our government is not the most respected people on the planet.
That title belongs to Morgan Freeman and that weird guy who seems to be in every movie. The one who is like 30, but always plays a teenager.
religion
>>709271486
Did she convince you of this?
Did it have merit or did she just use it as a way to control you?
>>709271452
Jew (or some other nonwhite) spotted
>>709269823
capitalism
>>709269823
islam awhole:
no shias no sunnis no ahmedis no sufis no quran no aqwal no sunnah etc
>>709269973
Thread#
>>709271612
Faggot edge lord, pink bitch who hides online.
Detected.
>>709271587
Why hasn't Morgan Freeman run for president yet?
I would support the shit out of Morgan Freeman.
pride.
>>709271642
Haha, aren't you a little young to be browsing b, commie fag?
>>709271318
You have a lot of faith in science
fucking 4chan
just kidding, money in politics
Malaria
>>709271663
Would you have them die or just collectively lose their religion?
musquitos
evil
>>709271693
>tfw society hunts people like me so eagerly I'm forced to post anonymously until I can eventually convince enough people to join the movement.
Microplastic.
>>709270146
>but we all know it's what the planet needs.
If we are no longer alive, who would care about the planet's sake? Do you give a flying fuck about all the random planets that die out every second somewhere in the galaxy? I'm sure there's plenty of alien animals on some of them but who gives a fuck because they are far away and irrelevant to us. Just like earth would be if we were all dead.
So stop being a retarded edgy cumsocket and think of something more productive. And please don't quote the silly "we are disease" monologue from matrix, we already know you are underage faggot.
>>709271714
why tho?
>>709270492
How are they essential?
>>709269823
turn earths frown upside down
>>709270195
This.
>>709271870
this
>>709269823
Bad people... hue
Which means about 99.9% of the world's population in my eyes
>>709271720
Name one thing we used to have a scientific explanation for that it is now generally considered to be better explained spiritualistically, religiously, or supernaturally.
It is not hard to name the opposite. That is, it's not hard to name something for which we once had a religious, superstitious, or spiritual explanation for that is now much better explained scientifically.
It has nothing to do with faith. No one is blindly trusting science to explain everything. It's that science has a pretty good track record so far. Even when science is wrong, it adjusts and tries to figure out where it went wrong.
@709269823
Newfags
humankind
http://www.vhemt.org/
>>709269823
Sympathetic retard liberal ideals.
The ones that think the answer to everything is to feel sorry for it.
People are fucking retarded. When you let them know they're retarded they are less so.
When you pat them on the head and tell them they're not retarded, they remain retarded for the rest of their lives, and never see a reason to learn or grow away from it.
>>709271816
Yeah, you're the victim
>>709271956
what makes a good person a good person?
>>709271713
Because he likes weed too much. And white retard republicans hate that. Add to that that he's black and forget it, in 5 months of him declaring his run. Motherfuckers on here will try and claim he wasn't born here, he's a Muslim , blame him for some dumb ass white presidents fuck up of the economy, and then say something about how he created isis .
>>709271765
just make them forget it and all the hate it pumps for non-muslims(hating non muslims is pretty much holy in islam)
>>709271010
>>709271010
Considering white people keep the world going have fun dying slowly in the new dark ages when we're gone and you people are killing each other over sneakers or your women showing ankles.
>>709269876
jews.
>>709270045
Lol but thats wrong you fucking retard, science can explaine everything religion can,
>>709269823
Liberals
>>709272087
A difficult question
>>709269823
Profiteers.
>>709269823
Egoism
>>709269823
Humans, of course.
humans....
>>709271978
I think it's wonderful that God gave us an inquisitive mind to really get the most out of the universe which He gave us.
Like a parent giving a child jigsaw puzzles.
>>709272093
Why not take all religion in the world away then?
If no one is arguing about which sky daddy can beat the other sky daddy, we'd get a lot of more shit done.
>>709272139
Muslims.
This also covers most of pedos rapists and other scum.
>>709269823
India?
>>709271718
Said the edgy alt rightist crying in his moms basement about jews and niggers
>>709272062
Says a retarded patted head edge master on a 4chan thread.
>>709271870
>>709271941
Fucking idiot sophists. You moron demonshits can't even comprehend there are other things living on this planet than yourselves.
>>709269823
All males except me
>>709269823
Dick rate threads.
>>709269823
Myself
>>709269966
^This is a good one.
fallout 4
Captcha.
>>709270182
I take it you are from the Caribbean and don't like other Hispanics.
PEOPLE WHO BLATANTLY SAMEFAG FOR NO REASON
>>709272492
COULDN'T AGREE MORE WITH YOU
>>709270146
What will the Planet do next time a bigger asteroid hits? What will the Planet do when the Sun dies?
>>709272492
THIS
>>709272492
>>709272517
samefag
>>709270940
Underrated post. Wish I had thought of it first.
>>709272542
>>709272492
>>709272517
SAMEFAAAAG
>>709272329
>>709272088
Are you sure about this, I've never seen a racist badmouth Morgan Freeman, it seems like he gets a pass even among white pride fags. He has sensible views on identity politics, doesn't seem religious at all.
Wait now I get it, he's too sensible to elect. He'd have too much support in the populace and the bureaucrats wouldn't be able to use him as a divide and conquer tool.
>>709270940
kek
genius tbh
>>709271098
Your answer should simply be "Tumblr."
Spaniards, just to see how the world would have turned out without them.
Mudslimes
>>709272412
It's called wax bro.
Get your quality of life up player.
Anyone who believes depression is real
>>709269823
niggers
>>709272622
nice! when you move the mouse in your post on the number your replied to, "Tumblr" is at the same spot
I'm fun at parties
The atmosphere
Suzanna Nix
>>709272755
hilarious and original
>>709269823
Americans
>>709269966
fucking THIS, btw nice double dubs
85% of the human population, as determined by intelligence. Everyone under that percentile is dragging down the species and taking the rest of the earth with it, imo.
/b/
Female armpit hairs
Simply disgusting
>>709272298
mainly because islam is the most retarded religion in the world,its not even a religion its just a hate based pile of shit that allows you to do whatever shit you wwanna do to non muslims while forcing you to pray to some psychopathic skydaddy who wants all non-muslims dead.
thats just islam in general theres a lot more to it like how sunnis hate shias and shias hate the sunnis and how they both hate ahmedis etc etc etc.
while christians tell you god will put you in hell the muslims will kill you in order for god to put you in hell
>>709273033
superiority complex much?
>>709269823
People
>>709273033
Who would be working all the dirty menial jobs that have to be done for society to work?
>>709273128
how dare you
>>709269993
This
>>709273134
To me it sounds like the world would be a much nicer place if both of those religions stopped existing.
>>709273033
I dont think youd make the grade pal
>>709269823
Nuclear capability
>>709269823
Humans.
>>709273387
>>709273146
see
>>709271870
kill all people? let's start with you then
>>709272521
Sun won't die for a long time and we've had how many snowball earth periods? Talk about mass extinction and yet given a germ life comes back.
>>709273368
Just remove uranium and plutonium. If the only radioactive thing to remain were thorium, we'd still be able have nuclear power, we just couldn't make weapons. Also nuclear waste would be a lot safer, since thorium only has a half-life of 50 years.
>>709271880
You can't be this stupid. It was said in the fucking post you moron
>>709273458
Nah, I think I'd rather start with you.
>>709270268
believe it or not the majority of muslims across the world are found in africa.
Tumblr's user base.
>>709272347
so animals > humans ?
pls elaborate
>>709269823
bad people
>>709269823
Women
>>709269823
Niggers.
Not edgy enough to say everyone. Not red pilled enough to say Jews. But I have seen enough niggers to know we are all better off without them.
>>709273033
My brother qualifies for Mensa and he's accomplished nothing. He has a master's in business and 8s a librarian on a military base. His biggest accomplishment is getting called back for jeopardy. My sister never got invited to brunch by Mensa and she's an accomplished journalist. Judge us by our accomplishments, not our "potential"
>>709273550
but anon, cobalt-thorium g has a radioactive half-life of 93 years!
>>709270146
Fuck off, humanities potential is greater than the potential of just another rock orbiting a star.
We could become conquerors of galaxies, teraformers, and even gods, what potential does this hunk of rock have?
It will continue orbiting the sun till it's eventually swallowed up by it, big fuckin woop.
>>709273678
Humans are animals.
>>709269823
God, all the while taking the throne for myself.
Niggers
>>709273368
Y-you like war?
>>709272738
>implying I'm on a computer
Gtfo new fag
>>709273850
Okay, my half-life time was off. That is still way better than the half-lives of uranium and plutonium.
>>709273033
Off you go then. Kill yourself faggot.
Jews
>>709270146
GOOD LUCK DEFINING NORMAL BRA
>>709273892
yes, but intelligent animals
is intelligence really that one big evil thing to get rid of?
>>709269993
>>709270014
>>709270032
>>709273199
>>709271032
>>709271606
>>709272298
>>709273199
>>709270045
Anyone who thinks religion explains anything
>>709273819
nigga who's gonna do all the dirty and fucked up jobs then? u stupid af bro
ExploreTalent.Com
>>709269823
Overreaction
>>709273947
>>709274012
Mexicans and Sand Niggers. They can do all the dirty fucked up jobs.
>>709273550
We'd find a way. For example we can create goldp plutonium in a fusion reactor. It's highly unstable and has a very short half life. The only reason we don't put effort into this is because we have cheaper lower effort alternatives
>>709269823
all girls above 4/10
>>709269973
Either this or at least bleeding-heart liberals. You can do whatever you want once they're out of the way.
Dubs for lyfe
>>709274003
Jeeze son, get upset quicker next time.
>>709274119
so basically slowly extinct humanity?
Canada
>>709270215
> It is atmosphere
I would get rid of all stupid people.
>>709269823
feminism
>Jews
>Muslims
>Niggers
>Fat people
>Feminists
>Fucking stink bugs, those annoying house invading assholes
>>709274003
I respect if people are religious, they can believe what they want. What they shouldn't get to do is make laws, influence politics and schools with their religion. It's a private matter, that only has a place in the home or the church that offers it.
>>709274195
wat
>>709273550
Oh yeah, that would be great, with no nuclear weapons we could just settle our conflicts the way we used to, by long, bloody wars instead of the horrifying way we settle them now which is fucking talking to eachother.
Nuclear weapons have saved more lives than they destroyed, the possibility of a certain country wiping out the whole world has forced us to talk things out and compromise rather than sending armies to wipe our enemies out.
>>709270673
>bees are the only insect that pollinate plants
>>709269921
+1. Though mainly the Americans everyone hates, ie the homophobic racist God fearing fanatics.
>>709271693
But you're doing exactly the same to him right now. Do you expect us to believe you'd act this tough IRL?
>>709274226
"It's" is a contraction for "it is."
"Its" with no apostrophe denotes possession.
>>709269823
Islam
Hate
Intolerance
Injustice
(pick one)
>>709274328
>I would get rid of all stupid people.
oh, I misread that line, I thought you're saying
"It would get rid of all stupid people"
my bad, sorry, I'm tired
>>709274227
Okay so the weapons we've already made, get to stay in their current use, we just can't make any more of them.
>>709269917
hhahahhaaa.... this guy.... hahahahaha ....this guy....
He's too good!
>>709273786
Cock lover faggot master detected.
>>709273364
>>709273955
That's the anticipated counter-argument. I'm a published scientist, I hold a degree in a hard science, and I'm in the 98th percentile in IQ.
>>709273825
When you live in a society dominated by people who are beneath you intellectually, you often struggle with motivation to try. Your brother doesn't need to accomplish more, or earn money to satisfy himself. He's already won the genetic lottery.
Death. Then the entire world gets grossly overpopulated with humans animals etc and we all just fucking suffer together for eternity.
these otherwise hot bitches with the disgusting asses of 400lb women and the faggots that encourage it
>>709274537
You forgot to address this problem >>709273158
>>709274529
Only anime trap cock my man
I would rid the Earth instantly of all life which is the only way to eliminate suffering. Life on Earth evolved to react to pain, so life is pain/dukkha/suffering. Death is no loss because there is no one to perceive the loss and emotional loss without perception is impossible.
>>709274548
At least we'd have plenty of time to figure out a solution.
>>709274182
no why ? there would remain humble 4/10 and below girls. they would be nice wives and mothers.
>>709274254
butterflies. flowerbirds. snails. all insects walking stems crosspolinate. all non carnivorous wasps. certain species of solitary ants live off flowers
>>709269823
My rich grandparents.
I want my inheritance now.
>>709269823
Physics
All physics just stop existing and watch the universe dematerialize
>>709269823
Niggers.
jews
Me.
>>709275029
Do it.
>>709269823
Sand niggers.
islam
4chan
>>709269823
Niggers
>>709272391
This. A thousand times this. Why do they exist?
>>709269823
Greed.
OP
>>709274615
>>709273158
With the population down to ~1bn, all the existing techniques and technologies will make feeding everyone a much easier endeavor.
But you're missing the point with this argument. Keeping the top 15% doesn't remove all the variation from the human population. It's just a drastic shift of the baseline intelligence. There will still be people (relatively) less intelligent than others who will be relegated to more 'menial' work. The world will just be more or less free of flat-earthers, anti-vaxxers, and germ theory deniers. That menial work will also get done a hell of a lot more efficiently.
>>709270673
>>709274254
They have artificial pollination for this reason, wipe out bees, now we have to pay for it. Monsanto wins.
>>709274003
well, they are delusional (man splitting the sea? gods from 'the sky'? transforming shit into wine and bread.. and on and on..) and they sure seem like beeing less intelligent when GOD is given as the east answer to all the tough questions.. will there be science if humans didn't question everything?
>>709269823
you
Mosquitoes
>>709275205
Underrated post
>>709275390
*would there
>>709275310
I wasn't necessarily saying you were wrong in your choice, I just wanted to know if you had a plan to make it work.
>>709269823
Oh wow, an actual interesting philosophical question on /b/, that's a rare sight. Let's see... I'd probably rid the earth of some technologies. Key word SOME. Because we need some technologies in order to survive, like modern medicines and medical machines to help people live longer. There are also some machines we need in order to produce our necessities. However, modern technologies such as the iphone and computer need to go. Modern mechanics such as these things have ruined society by making us lazier, less social, and worst of all eradicating our survival instincts. We rely on machines like this for survival, instead of knowing how to actually live with the few things that exists in nature and our bare hands. For example, would any of you honestly survive if you were put out in the wild with nothing but yourself? Exactly. Anyway, explaining what I mean further would take hours so I'm just gonna leave it at that.
>>709274537
What's the point of being smart if you don't use it to accomplish something?
>>709275205
No fuck you
>>709273033
"I'm smarter then everyone and only the rocket scientists are people that even come close to my intelligence" the post
>>709272347
I'm the guy who wrote the comment that made your butt sore.
Fyi I actually care a lot about the environment. I recycle, I volunteered in animal shelters, I feed cats and I even adopted a stray dog.. you know, doing the little things anyone who care a little can do.
However, I acknowledge the simple fact that "hurr durr let's remove all humans to restore harmony" is fucking retarded. It's a human-made concept, and it will mean nothing once we're gone.
Also fun fact - without us humans, many, many animals would die (for example nearly all doggos living in cities), so who are you to decide which animals are "natural" and deserve to live and which are not?
Instead of self loathing and "let's all die" nonsense, we need to figure out better ways to sustain the planet and preserve its wildlife. firstly for ourselves (and children), but also for the other animals.
>>709275390
I get what you're saying, but unless you're a scientist, out there answering all the universe's greatest mysteries, you're just as useless as the theists. You're not advancing science in any way, and theists typically aren't hurting it, they're just abstaining.
>>709274119
Because you're a fat ugly neet?
>>709275959
You sound like fucking Captain Planet.
>>709275558
No. I'm not getting rid of my PC for some /b/tard mountain man who hates the new generation.
>>709269823
Why not rid the Earth of earth itself?
myself
>>709269916
This would wipe out most of the human race, including a lot of people who think they are 100% caucasian.
>>709269823
Weapons of mass destruction.
>>709275558
You're a moron.
Certain this is bait but I'll humour you.
Modern medicine wouldn't exist if computers didn't and neither would medical machines because they practically are computers.
Also I find it absolutely incredible that tree pixies like you can still bang on about how technology has made us stupid/lazy/anti-social, when it makes it easier than ever to connect and socialize with people.
"But that's not connecting or properly socializing!" Fuck off. There's no 'proper' way to be social, it's entirely subjective.
>eradicating our survival instincts.
>relying on machines
These machines are the product of us trying to survive. We don't need to survive anymore because we thrive with these things existing. You tell me why I'd need to learn how to survive if I don't intend to either go on a dangerous trip somewhere or go live out in the wild purely for fun? In either case you'd know your shit.
I bet you're vegan.
>>709269823
NIGGERS
>>709270160
only correct answer
>>709269823
Religion.
A whole fucking lot of problems would get solved if religious people started making decisions based on logic alone.
>>709269823
muslims or mosquitos ... muslims or mosquitos
>>709273891
Could not have said it better
humans.
>>709276615
religion is sometimes the only logical answer.
>>709269823
Jews
>>709276623
>muslims or mosquitos
Without mosquitoes some frogs will go extinct. They are annoying as fuck but still serve purpose. Unlike Muslims...
>>709274083
>buh buh what about if da Mexicans and Muslims don do da work
Get prison labor
humans
Money
>>709276538
Nigger, penicillin existed before Microsoft you stupid, stupid fuck. You don't need computers to have modern medicine. That's one of the single most stupid fucking things I've read all week.
Sure, computers make work tasks easier, help us connect further and faster than before, etc. but just because YOU don't have to "survive" anymore doesn't mean all of humanity doesn't have to. That's a real pompous position to take and I'm sure you'd be that one faggot on his roof screaming for help when your power goes out and the battery on your phone dies.
There's literally nothing wrong with learning a few survival skills unless you'd prefer to be a burden on everyone around you when an emergency happens because you don't know jack shit aside from how to tap away on a dead computer that no longer has an internet connection.
>>709270045
Good one. I also want to create a magic colony.
>>709277175
Right now we're using computers to figure out how different diseases and viruses work and possibly how to fight them.
>>709277388
>Modern medicine wouldn't exist if computers didn't
"Right now we're using computers to figure out how different diseases and viruses work."
How fucking retarded do you have to be to not see the giant fucking chasm of difference between these two statements?
Clearly not a medical student.
>>709276538
This isn't bait, and yes there are some flaws in my analogy, I get that. But the survival part of us has died and we can no longer live on our own without relying on technology. We shouldn't live that way. We should be able to use our own natural instincts more and learn how to survive without technology. One day, technology is very likely to become eradicated from humanity. And once it's gone, what will we do? How will we survive if that's the only thing we relied on? Do you get what I'm saying now? And plus, using phones and computers to socialize has made it harder for people to truly connect with each other. It's made it easier for us to communicate, yes, but this technology has deteriorated our skills as humans to have a proper conversation face to face. I'm not the best at explaining things, so sorry again if my explanation sounds complicated or confusing.
>>709269823
4chan
>>709269823 <----this
>>709269823
Probably one of the laws of thermodynamics for lulz
>>709269823
gf's son..
>>709277597
I'm just another anon adding a bit of info. They basically have a program you can download, that sequences the dna of different diseases whenever your computer is in idle mode. If every single computer owner on the planet had this program, we'd be kicking the ass of a lot of diseases.
>>709274801
That is the dumbest thing I have ever heard. Then you would have a shitton of fat bitches thinking their shit smells like roses.
We should get rid of singles and impose dubs-only.
>>709270940
best post
>>709272295
this bait isnt even good buddy, you should feel ashamed
>>709269823
the blind right.. who gives a fuck about the blind.
>>709269876
This, a thousand times this
>>709269823
Whatever is keeping Hillary from being arrested.
Injustice
>>709269995
this
>>709269823
Hillary supporters
>>709269823
A lot of people are going to say niggers, but the correct answer is Jews. Without the Jews we can cage up, sterilize, labor camps or whatever else we want with the darkies. We certainly wouldn't allow the animals to wonder the streets.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xaV-u7-pTA
>>709277175
>penicillin
>modern medicine
I'm glad you are just another voiceless piece of shit on the internet, we don't need stupidity like yours making any substantial decisions about anything in the world today.
>>709269823
Mosquitos.
>>709269823
Clean drinking water
>>709270557
While I would agree with you, you're pretty fucking retarded yourself
>>709269916
are slavs white tho?
