Civilisation game thread, clone edition
Rules:
>First dubs after update chooses next action for civilisation
>If the first dubs is trips or higher, good fortune for civilisation
>If 69, an unknown event will occur
Check the updates.
>Population: 4
>Resources: 20 (-4 per turn)
>Status: stable
Civilisation takes part in orgy. 2 people choke on seamen and die.
>>709269410
fluffy pony's take over the world
>>709269617
Kek will never grant you dubs if you're a ponyfag
>>709269711
nice dubs
1 person starts training to become a wizard
2 people die of life overdose
>>709269410
Civilization builds first atomic bomb
>>709269711
Kek descends from the heavens and grants everybody dubs
>Population: 4
>Resources: 16
>Status: check'd
3 people become weaboos.
>>709270334
so close
1 fucks kek, later gives birth to demigod kek junior
>>709270369
whats gonna happen? also roll
>>709269410
Send a lone man out to hunt for wooly mammoths, armed with a rock and a hardon
Decimate the population due to incestuous cannibalism
>>709270369
The sky darkens announcing the coming of the demigod Kek Jr. Kek moves in with His partner, and brings 50 more resources.
>Population:6
>Resources: 60
>Status: blessed
>>709270670
forgot the pic
>>709270196
Some jackass eats all of the fruitloops
-2 resources
they start a farm sorta thing
They make a lemon society where they worship lemons and drink heavenly lemon juice all day, gotta keep up them reps.
Massive breeding initiative is implemented, only plus 3 in population, but a plus 9 in food resources
>Soylent civ
>>709270851
reroll
heavy cold rain, -10 resources
Ayy lmaos breed with humans
Gain tech and advance ti next age
A new clan arrives
The Wojak clan
They just sit around and feel.
>>709271024
Rolling 4 this
You discover a new civ living next to you, the squatting slavs
Headed up by gondola meme
>>709270869
This is a 69 op
Tribe discovered a cheeseburger tree
Change name to usa
civilization goes to war with a new civilization
>>709270869
All contraceptives and abortion are banned. A Soylent factory is built, claims to make food out of plankton (+9 resources per turn), but people are suspiciously disappearing. Kek sees through this scheme, becomes angered and leaves, but has to pay child support for his baby (+1 resource per turn).
>Population: 8
>Resources: 62
>Status: totalitarian society
begin digging cave for shelter
Jesus and allah are born in the same hut on the same day, and one get taken for food, the other lives to lead
Sub 55: jesus lives
Over 55: allah lives
55: baby messiah deathmatch
>>709271599
What have you done
>>709271677
Jordan australia develops trade relations with our civ
Plus 2 luxury resources
Minus 2 food
Thread dead ;(
>>709271599
Well fed and from holy origins, Kek Jr. and Allah grow up abnormally fast and quickly realise there is something wrong in their society. Together they create a new religion, memeslam, overthrow the totalitarian government and write a manifesto.
>Population: 10
>Resources: 53
>Status: revolutionary
A wave of feels crashes down killing them all instantly. Only two will live and repopulate.
>>709272323
Send out memesonaries to convert others to memeslam
Discover new ally or enemy
Build time machine, revert to original post
>>709272323
Kek jr finishes building the great wall
>>709272498
Roll
>>709272323
If i get dubs responding to you ill shit myself
Kek jr takes Muhammad as a lover, and causes a rift is memeslam, lose 4 people
Good guy jihad against the next civ discovered
Sandniggers bomb themself. 15 died that day
>>709272498
Lets unfuck this
>>709272700
The bombs were Jaegerbombs and every is so hungover they wish they were dead
population boom plus 60 pop, but another civ declares war
>>709272831
Ghandi finishes the Manhattan project
>>709272422
All the population but one are converted, and it becomes illegal to disrespect the word of Memeslamism. The last remaining pagan is killed and turned into food, and the old Soylent factory is turned into a church/government headquarters.
>Population: 8
>Resources: 46
>Status: stable
>>709272499
sorry, only first dubs after update counts
>>709272984
Saul goodman
>We open our gates to all swedish immigrants
>>709272700
Reroll
The kek jr and allah fun time infidel hour becomes the hot new show at the theater,
People from far and wide come to see it, and population increases by dub amount
>>709272934
Everybody sucks a log of shit out of andy sixxs ass hole
>>709273164
Roll
>>709272934
Niggers declare war and invade
kek jr and allah have a fight starting two new seperate religions
>>709273164
Yaas
>>709273164
Tbis
>>709273164
this is from yesterday's thread
The draconian abortion and birth control laws are abolished and rape is legalized if the woman shows any skin
Population change
>>709273164
Omff this op
>>709273164
Come on opppp
>>709273164
This rolls
>>709272323
Watersports happen
>>709273164
Rolling
Memeslam celebrates its love for bacon
Population increase for festival and luxurious resource founded
>>709273164
Rollzing
>>709272934
Religion begins to break apart into 2 seperate religions: memeanity and Islam. They broke cause the islams only wanted to blow stuff up and feel oppressed for no reason, there are now 2 warring religions, with seperate civilizations
>>709273164
Coooooo
>>709272934
Everyone takes a biiiiiiig poopy shit
>>709273330
Those almost quads
Kek jrs power isnt strong enought yet
>>709273400
Rip
>>709273400
Too late friend
>>709273366
Vinner
Is it kill
>>709273366
A vote is held to give a name to the civilisation, and "India" wins. The church is turned into a call center and there are designated shitting streets. 2 people die from dysentery and are eaten. Nothing goes to waste in India.
>Population: 6
>Resources: 42
>Status: world superpower by 2020
>>709273841
fuck. forgot pic. again.
>>709273841
The ghost of Norman Reedus and The Funky Fetus descend from the heavens to lay waste to all infidels
anyone that's not white is gathered and systematically killed like the jews
>>709273888
An alien race comes to India and gives them the technology to progress 1,000,000 into the future.
>>709274038
Reroll
>>709273888
>>709273841
Everyone sucks a log of shit out of andy sixxs asshole and drinks all of his sperms
>>709274109
Rollz
>>709274109
Gogogo
>>709274109
Op we want this
>>709274109
Come on opppp
>>709274109
That, and everyone gets gonorreah (forgive spelling)
>>709274109
Dubs?
Rolling
>>709274109
Come on already
>>709274109
Now dubs?
>>709274109
Lets gooooio boii
>>709274109
Nowes
>>709274214
PlZ
>>709274109
Come on now
>>709274109
The dubs have spoken
>>709274109
Plzzz
>>709274109
Omfg please log og shot
>>709274109
Jas to rolls
>>709274109
Roughly now diva
>>709274433
Winrar
>>709274433
WIN HERE
>>709274109
>>709274433
Double dubs
Lees go op
Gay butts appear and kill 3 people
>>709274573
reroll
They all realise the futility of existence and an hero.
>>709274792
Rol
>>709274792
Reroll
>>709274433
Andy Biersack holds a concert in India but is capture by the sexually deviant population and a nation-wide shit and sperm sucking fest commences. Everybody is happy besides Andy.
>Population: 7
>Resources: 35
>Status: satisfied
Two esper kids borns
>>709274892
roll for this shit
>>709274573
rereroll
>>709274911
what's an esper kid? google doesn't say anything about that
>>709274573
rolling around at the speed of ass
>>709275005
Basically, super-power, such as telepathy, psychokinesis (move objects with mind), pyrokineses (put fire all over), and stuff like this. All sort of supernatural powers
>>709274911
2 esper kids are born. once they discover their abilities, they cause everyone to an hero by throwing themselves off the edge of the world. an eerie silence dominates the almost abandoned civilisation...
>Population: 2
>Resources: 33
>Status: ascended
>>709274792
Rall
>>709275522
fuuuck. pic.
>>709275583
all males cut off their dicks. civilization slowly dies.
>>709275522
Esper kids fuck to repopulate and gives birth to 100 persons, 70% without esper's powers
>>709275662
re-roll. also adding Scientology to the mix of religions
>>709275762
Roll, don't let that game die
>>709275762
roll
>>709275762
rolling
>>709275765
HELP ME TOM CRUIS. re-roll
>>709275522
Esper kids have sex and begin a long line of incest over the years
>>709275765
>>709275765
rollin
>>709275765
roll
>>709275922
winrar!
>>709275922
rolled wrong, was to that one
>>709275762
>>709276013
>>709276013
no take backs you fuck. Zulu wanted this.
>>709275762
rolling for this.
>>709275762
rolling again.
>>709275762
Seriously, just get dubs already.
>>709275922
the esper kids are getting older and bored. unable to reproduce, they seek other purposes in life, such as religion. however, both allah and kek jr died in the mass suicide they caused, so the espers create their own religion, scientology, and convert the call center back into a church with the power of their minds.
>>709275762
Alright, if this doesn't work then I'm quitting.
>>709276482
>Population: 2
>Resources: 31
>Status: boring
>>709275922
>>709276450
dubs have been had bub.
One of the Espers turns out to be Dio Brando
>>709276537
Rob Schneider enters. takes a big runny dump and leaves, but not after paying his respects to allah, his long lost lover.
>>709276482
A miracle occures and those 2 little fuckers become able to reproduce again
>>709276740
>>709276829
these.
Wow. Wasted dubs. The kids are old now and society is about to die out.
>Population: 2
>Resources: 29
>Status: playing canasta
To try to pass the boredom, the 2 espers kids start developing technology in a incredibly speed with their powers
>>709277048
dio kills his brother and grows his dick back
>>709277048
In their old age, dio brando figures out how to genetically fabricate the perfect human being; fabio.
100 niggers appear from nowhere and rape everyone
>>709277088
>>709277166
youve been had, mate.
this is now a quints get thread
Giga niga shits out 5 niggers and a prosthetic dick for fabio
>>709277337
re roll
>>709277088
>>709277166
>op is kill
>>709277337
re rolling
Giga niga rises
>>709277463
>>709277777
>>709277166
The espers grow wise in their old age, renouncing scientology and inventing the first artificial human cloning machine. So far they have a 50% success rate, and every clone takes 1 resource to make. Dio dies of old age, only his severed penis remains as a reminder to not do stupid shit like cutting your own penis off.
>Population: 5
>Resources: 18
>Status: saved
>>709277048
KEKK. just dropped in to see where this went. shat myself laughing.
>>709277565
clones build a new building so they can stop tearing down the church. for an advanced society this shouldnt have taken so long.
>>709277272
Roll
>>709277565
But where is fabio?
>>709277794
re roll
>>709277794
rolling
>>709277813
one of the clones is named fabio. happy?
>>709277272
Rollin
>>709277777
whatever this fuck said.
They develops the first AHCM to a 100% sucess rate and the population increases significantly
>>709278032
roll
>>709278032
rolling
>>709277794
this? rolling
>>709278110
fucking off by one! re roll
>>709277417
Roule
>>709277417
Get
>>709278144
with such a drastic increase in population with no resources to sustain them the civilization collapses in on itself. the end
>>709278268
69 or dubs pls
>>709277417
Glory to the giganigga
>>709277917
NO. IT IS SUPPOSED TO BE THEEEEE FUCKING FABIO
>>709277417
Rll
>>709278268
roll
>>709278268
re roll
>>709277417
please rise now giganigga
>>709278144
The last great contribution of Esper Kid #2 before her death of old age was finishing the cloning machine. She dies with a clean conscience while the clones operate it. Soon, the world runs out of resources and civil unrest begins to form among the clones.
>Population: 9
>Resources: 0
>Status: hungry
>>709277417
>giga nigga please
Summon satan to get a lot of resources in exchange of their souls
gigga nigga arise and feed everyone with his cum
>>709278872
Roll
>>709278890
Rerolin
>>709278899
Op please
>>709278899
The clones agree to trade their artificial souls for food. They can never be happy anymore, but at least they can continue living.
>Population: 9
>Resources: 90
>Status: soulless
God summons himself to fight against satan
Giga nigga arise and provide them nigger soul
>>709279592
Rolerino
>>709279592
Rerolerino
Now they try to fight satan, as they realize they cant feel anything, no pain, to retake their souls
>>709279711
Praise the gigga nigga
>>709279379
population doubles every 5 posts made.
next 69 roll will be in aswell
>>709279592
rerollll
>>709279963
>>709279711
Already get , waiting for op
>>709280146
?? whats with you? fag
>>709279898
Rolling for the Bacteria keks
>>709279711
a transdimensional being known as the Giga Nigga defeats the devil and gives the clones real soul. They don't want to work in the cloning factory anymore so they turn it into a jazz club.
>Population: 9
>Resources: 81
>Status: saved again
RELEASE THE KRAKEN PLS
>>709280373
Roll
>>709280339
Everyone burns their resources and commits mass suicide
>>709280339
They turn into a cannibal civilization whose only goal is to devour Lord Kek
>>709280373
Roll
>>709280339
Indiana Jones enters and steals all their cool shit claiming "it belongs in a museum!"
distric 9 finds the mech suit
Can we farm niggas?
>>709280339
The Butt-Ugly Martians come and propose that they protect the clones but in exchange the martians are allowed to eat the clones asses out whenever they want which causes an instant baby boom whenever they eat
Some dark power starts spawning tentacles and some hot hentai action starts.
Because of their nigger soul they all start to raping each other and smocking dank ass weed eryday
>>709279898
reroll boss
somes decides they are a furry (Your choice who). they are hung outside the "jazz club" (Or whatever the building is now) as a warning to the rest of the civilisation not to be attention seekers
>>709280847
This
>>709280339
We must release the kraken, it will only give kisses, love... and a lot of pain
>>709280942
reroll
>>709281069
>69 checked
>>709280979
Reroll
>>709281069
Oh no, you did it
shia lebouf joins the society and starts spreading the good word of "just do it"
>>709281133
Double the dubs.
>>709281069
shiiiiit
>>709281133
>>709281069
Indiana Jones steals 50 resources, the flag of India, Giga Nigga, Lord Kek, the background buildings, the clouds and the dark. The clones become enraged and start making guns to go after Indy and pop a cap in his white ass.
>Population: 9
>Resources: 22
>Status: preparing for war
>>709281095
Well, now we must do this
Bump
>>709281902
Roll
Indy dies and leaves not only the resources he stole, but the key to the deep space web the clines have been wanting to discover. They gain everything back but the flag.
>>709282012
roll
Build a mecha penis to destroy everything
>>709281806
Sergant Keksimus comes to the village and gives free weapons to everyone.
Aids happens
Clones develop Congress in spite of war
>>709282062
This
>>709282062
Yep.
Everyone gets vaccinated and develops autism.
>>709282062
Rerolll
>>709281806
The border patrol goes to shit, and the population increases to 69
Ultra gigga nigga arise and restore the niggas kingdome
Just let something random happen.
Like, I dunno, tentacle porn.
>>709282656
this
>>709282551
Roll
>>709282062
This
Release the nigga kraken
>>709282551
Reroll
>>709282656
Roll
The building splits in half
>>709283765
Roll
>>709283839
Roll
>>709283955
Finally
>>709283955
All but one clones go after Indiana Jones, one remains to guard the remaining resources. A loud crack rips through the air as the whole world starts to split in two. The guard pisses himself.
>Population: 1
>Resources: 21
>Status: cracking down the middle
district 9 finds the mech suit
A rift to the cthulhu dimension opens as the world splits in two
OP gets creampied by father
>>709284615
Roll
>>709284615
Rolling
The last clone becomes a god
Indy comes back and an heros giving the resources back, Kek comes back to see the fuck is going on
>>709285625
Roll
>>709284615
Rawlin
The last person of the civilisation wants to discover another world, and start constructing a space ship named "Enrique Iglesias"
>>709285881
Roll for dis
Adolf hitler and 1000 of his soliders with 20000 resources come and decide this is their land now. The one remaining clone is mad as hell and discover he has sayan superpowers. He also want to fuck some Aryan girls.
OP here will you people just let this thread die already? sage
>>709286787
no fuck you
>>709284386
Cthulhu is captured to become a breeder for the future of the civilization.
>>709286719
Dis
>>709286719
Rerolerino
>>709286719
Rllll
>>709286719
Jkrollin
>>709286719
Gety gety
>>709284773
Roll for this
>>709284773
Rrol
>>709284773
>get
>>709286719
C'mon guys
Weeaboos invade to force their religions of naruto, bleach, and other animes onto india
this thread is totaly dubless
fuck you op
the holy woodenstick appear and destroy all form of life
>>709290375
Let's end this shit
the rest of the clones came back with indys head they split in half and moved to the other part of the world
>>709290375
NOW
The one survivor had the pleasure to repopulate by a suddenly emerging horde of women.
>>709290782
roll
>>709290375
Pliz
>>709290375
Eternal reroll
>>709290375
forever
The floor becomes lava, killing everyone. Somehow the resources double, because communism.
>>709290375
and ever
Niggers destroy the holy woodenstick in a fit of rage driven by the lacl of kfc in india, thus destroying the stick before any life is lost
>>709290375
gety
A lightning strikes from the heavens, bringing a new kind of people to this world. Mr. Lonesome and the new people don't get along.
They bring space booze.
The remainer finds a new fruit, eats it and becomes omnipotent.
