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>age
>number of girls, or guys you have fucked.
I'm 19
Only fucked one guy
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>>709222342
faggot.
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>>709222342
>23
>fucked two girls
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>>709222563
not true.
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>>709222342
>30
>fucked somewhere between 45 and 55 girls
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>22
>0
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>>709222342
22
Lost v card around 14. Just hooked up with 20th girl last weekend
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>>709222342
I'm 20
8 Girls
and one chick who sucked my dick while fully clothed, in hindsight it may have been a trap. kek
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>24
>Fucked one girl
>Paid her $80
>I am a sad, lonely man
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>>709222342
M/21
0
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>>709222342
>21
>6 guys
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>>709222342
>42
>15
all girls
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m/36 It's about 50 girls now.
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>>709222627
It is but okay
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>>709222855
Shit wait I'm 22
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>>709222342
>36
>0
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21 2 chicks and 5 guys
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30
6 or 7? cant remember, so long ago
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>>709222342
23
One dog and two mares.
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>>709222817
Not so sad and lonely that you've never got your dingus wet
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>>709222342
35
3
Married 9 years
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Man whore 52
36 women
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>23
>fucked 4 girls
>fucked 2 guys
>been fucked by 1 guy

My personal rule is to keep the girl count higher than the guys.
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>>709222342
>32
>40+
I'm grateful to have been given the gift of internet pussy.
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23 m
Two women, about 60 or so guys. Needless to say, the two women were when I was confused.
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Check em
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>>709222342
>22
>12 grills
niggers
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>>709222933
hahaha I was about to do the same thing
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>22
>6 all girls
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>22
>Just one, my ex
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>>709222342
>41.5
>350 (incl. lots of hookers)
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>>709222342
My wife asked me the same question. It changed shit.
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>>709222679
Impressive
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>>709222342
26
6 girls
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>>709222520
Not really but whatever
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>>709223543
my wife doesn't believe i've slept with so many. perfect!
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>>709222743
Wow
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>30
>24-26 women
>2 guys
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>>709222342
29
I honestly don't remember, I always say 8 because it seems about right.
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>>709222755
A bj is bj anon. Kek was it good?
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28
12 girls
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>20
>0
Don't even know how to start conversations in person.
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25

2 girls
10 guys

and yes im a fat fuck
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19
0
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24
started having sex this summer
2 girls my age, 1 milf.
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>>709224066
check-em, dubs don't lie
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>>709222342
27
3 (one random chick at a con via a threesome, another one via another threesome, and now my fiancee)

Fuck, the only woman I've fucked outside of a threesome is my finacee and she's hooking me up with a MFF threesome Wednesday since I've never been in one (the other two were MMF).
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>wraith

Really should An Hero.
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>>709222342
27
pretty sure over 42-43 girls
And a horse
I was drunk
I regret nothing, and that kinda worry my
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>>709222342
28 years old
41 girls fucked
I'm confident, and quite charming.
Goodluck to you virgins out there; keep your chin up.
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>>709222342

32
>>14
4 of them where in threesomes
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>>709224599
kek
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>>709222342
29
5. Coulda been 6 but we got high and slept instead damnit...
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23, 3 women
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21 only 2 but relationships

So to make myself feel better I've had sex ~500 times
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>>709222342
34/m
about 30 chicks, its hard to keep track
was married for years so that cut down on the number of girls but definitely increased the overall amount of sex
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>>709222342
30 hit count is at 68 all females
started at 13
decent looking but i was given the gift of knowing hot to talk my way into anything
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>>709222342
22
3 women
2 trans
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>>709222342
14
7 girls
1 woman (ur mother)
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20, 8 girls.
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>>709223148
kek
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>>709223873
whats your name girl whats your sign
>man you must be up out your mind
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>>709222342
18
9 girl
2 guys
idk how many bj but its alot, and more shit to tierd to go into details
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>>709222342
>35
>lost track around 30, lots of prostitutes though
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>>709222342
24
0

being a virgin is cool though
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>>709222342
31
11 females
7 males
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>>709222342
21 and 74
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>>709225033
tell us your secrets guru
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18 today, Been fucked by 4 guys and sucked 6. Fucked two girls
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18 years old
Fucked 3 girls......kinda first gf was fat as fuck so I count her as 2 people. My current gf is normal.
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>>709225287
5 of them where virgins... i have fucked super tight pussys
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>>709222342
>17
>fucked 4 girls
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20
Had sex with 11 girls and 43 guys
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>>709225847
samesies
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>>709222342
>20
>2 girls
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>>709225213
I can see my mom doing that.....she has about 5 other kids, with different guys. All her exes have a habit of getting killed though good luck anon.
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>>709222342
Stop making this thread
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>>709225402
how does a 18 yo do that, and when? When I was 18 I was either on the pc playing league or at school learning engineering
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>>709222342
23
fucked 10 dated 3 of them
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>>709225527
all girls black white and yellow- racism is bad
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26
3 Guys
1 Girl
Kinda cool. Relationship for 9 years.
Ended up sleeping with more then one person due to orgy's, 3 ways.

Being bisexual scum is kinda cool.
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i have only fucked six, and i'm already 26. i have friends that have done that in one weekend. i don't think i want that extreme, but i don't feel experienced at all. only one was any good.

4805102468
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23
4 girls
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>>709226073
This is actually the first time I've ever posted here on /b/ I didn't know it was a commonly post thread sorry...
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>>709223371
Even gayfags can fuck women and I can't. Smh.
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>>709222817
At least hooker didn't say no
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>>709226124
all you need is to know your way around words dude, dont ask to soon first make them trust you and so on
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24
I've got 14 girls
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>>709222895
cute pupper
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>26
>0 (and kissless)

surprisingly I got a blowjob from a drunk college chick when I was a senior in high school. My cousin dragged me into a party even though I had some major anxiety.
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>18
>1 guy
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>>709223688
>fucks a guy
>not really a faggot
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>>709222342
20
19

I'll let you decide
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>>709222342
22
9 girls
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>>709222342
27
Two Girls
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who else virgin here and feeling morally superior?
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>>709222342
29

14 or 15
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>>709222342
20 fucked 20+ but on a 2 month dry spell fapping seems better to me atm tbh need to stay away from this place
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>>709222342
27, i legit have no idea.
in high double digits tho.

And some OC
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>>709223300
Fag
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>>709222342
19
Only one girl
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>>709226210
why did you put a damn phone number
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>>709222342
19
One girl
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>>709222342
18.
3 so far.
2 at once.
I am a beta loser so I have no idea how this happened.
Legit, three way was followed by me showing them both Evil Dead II and John Carpenter's The Thing. They said they didn't even like either movie.
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30

3 women

1st was like twice, whole relationship was a fuckup

2nd was a successful fling, 4 months and tons of good sex and a lot of good times besides the sex

3rd was 5-year relationship, first 4 years were great, also lots of good sex

I've declined sex with 2 women (both friends). Another 2 women and 2 dudes that I probably could have fucked if I were more promiscuous.

I'm good looking and my friends all adore me, but I'm an introvert, I just don't go out of my way to seek out sex or relationships.
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>>709222342
31. Easily over 200 girls. Lost count after 50 when i was 22. Got out of prison 4 months ago and fuck a new girl each week. Thanks tinder
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>>709227427
Ok Barney Stinson
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>>709227406
And by followed, I meant I showed them the movies, then they still decided to have sex with me.
I am actually this retarded
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>>709227406
How did this happen?
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26
5 girls
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>>709222342
>I'm 19
>Only fucked one guy

Don't worry, you'll lose your frontal virginity someday.
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>18, 19 in 2 months
>0

feelsfuckingbadman. sucks being 5'3".
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21
5 girls
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>>709222342
> 19 yrs 6 months
> 0 girls (am hetero male)

I keep joking to my friends that soon I'll be halfway to being Steve Carrell.
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>>709227593
I have no goddamn idea. I had slept with one already at a party, and the other girl was her best friend.
I guess they had come over with the intention of fucking me, as her friend was a virgin and excited to try.
They didn't expect i'd make them watch two movies first, and I apparently didn't get their hints they wanted to fuck until after I stopped talking about how awesome the open ending of The Thing is.
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>>709227591

But, they didn't admit to hating the movies until after you had sex, right?

I mean you wouldn't intentionally have sex with a girl who doesn't like Evil Dead.
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26
0 fucked
2 girls for bjs
Made out with 4 girls, 1 was a stripper
Had a three-way make-out too
Is this decent?
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>>709222342
35 yo
8 women
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>>709227818
Yes they told me after. The day after, actually.
I would never.
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>>709227557
No word of a lie. Ive fucked 3 different girls in 1 day.
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>>709227922
Just kidding. I did it again a week later.
They actually ASKED me to do it again. I didn't make them watch a movie this time though.
Although, if I did. Probably would have watched Army of Darkness. It's a lot lighter in tone, and maybe they would have liked it more.
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M/19
6
Almost 7 when I had a chance to fuck a lesbian. She was interested but turned me down
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>>709227815

It was a life lesson for them, I'm sure, bitches need to stop hinting and just say what they want.

If you need the dick then say that.
If you just want someone to lick your bean for you then say that.
If you need somebody to pour milk and cereal over their feat and make you eat it then say that.
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>>709228169
Right?
I mean, yes. I love watching those movies. But I would have probably not made them sit through two movies plus my stupid nerdy rambling about how great those movies are.
Want dick? Just fucking ask.
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>>709227922
Respect.

>>709228148
Respect redacted.

>probably would have watched Army of Darkness

lmao
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>34 years old
>banged somewhere between 20-25 women
>girl in senior math class HS #1
>random girl from internet #2
>my sister's friend #3
>my friend Courtney's friend #4
>a prostitute in Tijuana #5 $20
>a girl at my college in my art history class #6
>a nurse from somewhere in Oregon near Portland #7
>my sister's roommate #8
>a 40 something Cambodian woman from a nightclub #9
>a prostitute from South of Rosarito, Mexico at a whorehouse called Virgins of all things #10 $100
>A stripper from club Hong Kong Tijuana #11 $a bottle of expensive Tequila
>My friend Courtney's other friend #12
>My friend Clark's friend #13
>A girl from New Zealand #14
>A gril from Detroit #15
>A girl from Qatar with an amputated clitoris #16
>A lady I worked with at a cafeteria
>A married nurse #18
>A girl I met on Plenty of Fish #19
>My friend Courtney's other friend (3 friends now?) (Good thing I befriended Courtney) #20
Can't really remember more, maybe 20 only.
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>>709222342
22, only been fucked by one guy. Gonna be fixing that next weekend
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>20
>1 (i was 7, babysitter was 15)
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>>709222342
24
1 girl.
Didn't count the men, A lot.
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>>709228412
What? You don't think they would have liked Army of Darkness? I mean, yeah. I prefer EVII.
Maybe the silliness was the problem.
Maybe if I showed them Alien, or Evil Dead I they would have had me for a third time.
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>>709228497

Glad you're realizing your full potential as an international STD vector.
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>>709222342

33 as of today.
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>>709228497
Oh yeah, I forgot.
>a black bisexual Army woman #21
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>>709228741
*19 here
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44
42 women, 2 guys
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>>709222742
I was there once
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>36
>Somewhere in the 80's
>(at least half were hookers, no fucks given)
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>31/M
>0
>Loser with no life whatsoever
Any femanons feeling charitable?
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21
8 girls
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>>709222342
>19 (20 in a few days)
>4 girls, no dudes
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> 20
> 10 girls

I've had sex about 15 times, never really felt any emotions with any grill. Meaningless sex isn't as great as everyone makes it out to be.
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>20M
>21 guys
>0 girls
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>>709222342
25 years old

3 girls all in long term relationships.

The rest of you are degenerate philistines. Enjoy the emptiness of your hedonistic lifestyles.
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>>709222342
27 years old.
Been with 86 women.
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>>709228701

They're all major dude-flicks dude.

Imagine some lady whose like, "I showed him 16 Candles and The Titanic and he hated both of them, next time I'll try The Notebook, it's a lot lighter in tone".
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One girl, one guy, didn't like either. Prefer fapping then going back to doing something productive.

>Oh well
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>>709222342
31

15 girls
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>>709228761
>black bisexual Army woman who was also Courtney's 4th friend now I have entered penially
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>>709222342
>33
>3 girls
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>>709222342
>28
>fucked 9 girls
>...
>...
>...
>fucked 1 guy
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22 fucked 7 girls
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>>709229266

Wish I had a Courtney.
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39
21 girls/women so far
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>>709223537
>Anonymous 10/24/16(Mon)22:35:14 No.70922353
Yo post a pic of yourself you sound sweeet lmao man !!!!!!!!!
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>>709229066
I have a bit of reasoning behind it.
The one girl loves horror movies and Metallica, so I figured she would love old 80s horror movies, right?
And the other, she was super open minded, and had actually told me she wanted to watch them, based on my nerdy rants I would go on.
Unfortunately, they didn't like them. I did get a handy under the blanket from Metallica girl the whole time though, so I thought that meant she liked it.
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>>709222342
29

15 girls. Let a gay guy suck me all the time. Never fucked him.
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9 girls
3 guys

Pretty average
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>19
>fucked one girl
>was a nigger
>was desperate
>wants refund
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>>709229390
Yeah, I tried to bang the Courtney too, but she didn't want to although she did give in and blow me once after we got high and did mushrooms! =D
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28
5
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>23
>4 girls
>6 total encounters

>1st lay was first girlfriend. I was highschool senior and she was College freshman.

>2nd lay was girl I've loved since 10th grade. Used her to get away from 1st. We broke up minutes ago. Feels bad.

>3rd lay was my female best friend. We decided to fuck around when 2nd told her I was stupid good in the sack. As we went to fuck, she said "I hope you're as good as they say" and that psyched me out bad. Still hang out with her. Still want to fuck her. She gives 0 shits, though.

>4th lay was another female bestie thathad been years in the making. She and 2nd had sucked my dick together, but she didn't want to do anything until years after. Was probably the best lay thus far. Fucked for three hours and she shed tears after like the 7th orgasm. I am crushing hard on her. However, she recently got a boyfriend and is trying to ignore whatever she had for me.
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>18
>2

First one I fucked once at age 16 because I was desperate to lose virginity before 17. She was not into it. Borderline rape. fuckin woops lol

Second one was this half-mexican chick, fucked her for like 3 months and dumped her because she wanted to get married.

haven't been laid in nearly a year.
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20yrs
4 girls
3 my age, 1 milf
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>>709229117
all jokes aide that is respectable
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>>709229306
whyd u fuk a dude, story?
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>>709222342
Mid-40's
Lost v-card at age 12 (she was 10, usual "doctor games" back then)
A couple+ hundred - used to be part of an escort service for lonely ladies for 2 years back in the mid-90s, before the internet
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>>709222342
21
Actually fucked two girls.
Usually tell people I fucked one.
I'm ashamed of one of them.
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>>709222342
>27
>about 32, most of whom were prostitutes
Pic related.
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26
I've fucked 7 women
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A lot of Bisexuals on today
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>>709230193
>I'm ashamed of one of them.
Why?
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>>709222342
17
Got fucked by 1 guy
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I turn 19 in 10 days.
I'm a virgin. I always thought saving myself for marriage was the way to go. Now I think I want to die.
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>>709225846
>>709225846
Nice try troll. You'll never leave here.
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>>709230290
She was a crazy slut and I should have seen it but I didn't. She fucked everyone in town.
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>>709228878
Faggot, you will die a virgin. Live with it fucking beta neckbeard.
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>>709226901
is she short?
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36
over 70 or so
less than 5 were hookers...

kind of goofy but 6'3, decent looking, in shape and can speak 2 foreign languages.
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>>709230414
Get a hooker, she'll take of your edge of reeking desperation that cunts can sense a mile up-winds
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>>709230198
where at mah nigga?
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>>709230685
South Korea. It's practically legal there. Thailand would be better though, as it's much cheaper AND they have more traps.
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>>709222342
>>709222342
> 21
>55-60 women/girls
>virginity lost at 14
>was and will always be a fatass
>only been with one "fat" girl
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>>709225033
I was waiting for this faggot to show up.
>30
>68 all females (cause I'm obviously not a fag)
>decent looking
>can talk my way into anything
So your idea of anything is 68 women? Impressive.
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>>709222627
t. 38, fucked a single prostitute
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>>709230484
No reason to be ashamed of, son, those are good to get the pressure off your balls. Just make sure you're ALWAYS put a rubber on your dick with those
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>>709230668

I have no interest in hookers, and I'm not desperate. I've completely given up on expecting to find a girl I could be with. I just don't care any more. I keep myself clean and I focus on my work so that I can get the hell out of here.
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Two girls and one autistic Girl
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>29
>49 Women
>0 Guys
Lots of randoms during my 20s, not all of them were pretty. Quantity over Quality.
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>19
>Have fucked 1 girl and 5 guys.
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>>709230787
specifically gangnam huh. you a contractor there (glove)?

there are never quality work gloves in korea. it's the worst.
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>>709228035
We all believe you, don't worry.
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>>709222342
20
Fucked one girl and got to third(?) with another
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>>709230809
Kain?
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>28
>1 woman, my wife. Got a blowjob from a previous girlfriend and ate her out, but didn't go the distance.
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>42
>1 girl
>was sister
pic related
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>>709222342
21
~14 girls, literally regret almost all of them. Always was white trash/tumblr cunt/weirdo girls, if I could have anything back it would be my virginity and innocence


All you permavirgins and > 21 year old virgins, you're not missing out on shit. The excitement is better than the sex itself, and unless the girl is actually cool (which is probably a .0000000002% chance) then it's just mechanical and sloppy and gets boring, then you start thinking now what?

Sex should be reserved more so it's more exciting when you get it, and it should be with someone you would hang out with if they were fuck ugly
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>>709229060
You do realize that knowing the exact amount makes you a walking stereotype, right?
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>>709231044
Gangnam, eh...I wouldn't recommend, since that's the 'rich' side of Seoul.

But I was a student living in Dongducheon, a ways away from Seoul. Banged a lot of prostitutes there, then frequently did the same in Itaewon and even once in this place called Cheongryangni (spelling) within Seoul, which is infamous for its red light district RIGHT NEXT to the train station.
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>>709222342
>23
>fucked one grill
still attached after 5+ years. you can kill me now senpai
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>>709230954
I'm afraid life & biology doesn't work that way. Otherwise you'll prime yourself for some manipulative cunt who sees you as a meal ticket, and puts your bun in her breeding oven.
Cunts are experts in manipulating men
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>>709230064
You're a 40 year old saying you lost your v-card? I imagine coke bottle glasses and a friar tuck haircut.
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>>709231126
nawh canadian fag here
> 90% of the girls were decently attractive
> maybe 3-5 "Drunk hookups"
> not a single prostitute
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>>709231289
i was there once but didn't stay to look around. i wanted to see the luxury sports cars but didn't see shit.

the only thing i noticed was the number of plastic surgery places and ads. lmao

are they clean for the most part?
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>>709222342
>18
>one girl last year
>>
> 24
> Fucked 14 fems
> Recvd head from shemale
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>>709222342
>20
>three
All of them where at parties, that I at one time actually socialized at and even fucked every once in a while, now I just go to parties to drink
>>
>90% were pretty cute/hot
>underselling myself abit
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>>709222342
18
only 4
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>>709231426
I've learned that the hard way.
Life & Biology have already fucked me over - I'm clinically depressed and want to die. If my sex drive was normal then I'd at least have the confidence to just smack a bitch in the face with my dingaling.
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>>709231719
18
only 0
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>>709231575
They're obligated by law to be clean, so they get check ups every week. If they're found with ANYTHING, they're banned from working in that 'industry' ever again while in Korea. I asked one if she had HIV in English, Korean, and even wrote it down. She had no idea what I was talking about.

I still hit it. Condom broke, got a new one, finished up, no effects later on.
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>>709222342
Im 30 only one Woman (my wife soon 11 years married)
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>>709231218
>Sex should be reserved more so it's more exciting when you get it,
You're doing it wrong. You get a friend with benefits who's also a freak (literally) with whom you can explore the lusty perversions of human sexuality together
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29

Male

About a dozen girls

3 guys

6 hookers

8 guys paid me for sex

One fat chick paid me for sex
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13 years
1 girl
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22, fucked 8, hooked up with somewhere around 14-15. 3 out of the girls I fucked were decently long relationships so I'm happy with my body count atm
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Just turned 22, I've only fucked one guy lol
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23, fucked 4 girls
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15, 2 girls. so much regret
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>>709231438
I feel sorry for you, not having the mental capacity to recognise that someone with brains is capable to utilize the lingo of the adolescents that frequent 4chan
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36 m. Fucked somewhere around 100 women
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>>709222342
22
2 girls
My gf and her mom
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>>709230809
>>709231501
>canadian
>fatass
>fat canadian
>55-60 women
>only 3-5 were drunk
Something about this equation seems off
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>>709222342
26
19 girls
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18
1 grill
Current girlfriend
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>>709226329
For crying out loud, get out of here.
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>21 yr old femanon
>only fucked 3 guys
>feelsgoodman
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>24
>28-35
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>>709232903
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>>709232420
>15, 2 girls. so much regret
Why?
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>25 yrs old
>33 girls/0 guys
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>>709231895
fucking bizarre man.

for a country that banned porno and has mandatory state history textbooks that is..
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>>709222342
old enough.
157- all of them where the mothers you fag posters
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>>709233390
because how it went down. one of them was right at the end of a few week long fling that went up in flames and the other was a cheating hookup that i regretted the day after
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>>709223426
>niggers
all of them?
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>>709233730
They really do ban porn...for the most part, anyway. I guess it's to prevent competition. There were two sex shops in Dongducheon while I was there, and the toys were EXPENSIVE.
>$100 for a non-vibrating dildo, for example
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It's really fucking depressing that there are gayfags on this thread who fucked women just to experiment. Literally gayfaggots can get women and I can't.
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>>709222342
32
14 girls, 1 guy..
not anything the last 3 years due depression.
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>21
>one girl
>two guys
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18, 6 girls, 2 guys
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I'm a 6'3, 360lb guy with a 4/10 body and 9/10 face. 25 years old. Very funny, witty, and confident.

I've had sex with 9 different women. 3 where in relationships and the other 6 I've had sex with between 1 and 10 times.
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19
4 girls
0 guys but almost got raped by a guy once
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>>709222342
Almost 22
A little over 20
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>>709223543
how did it change it?
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>>709224540
con girls are fucking lunatics, aren't they?
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23f fucked over 30 guys but my bf thinks he's only my second lol
Inb4 whore if you fat neckbeards had the chance you'd fuck hundred of girls every month Hippocrate fucks
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25 / 7 girls, had countless opportunities to fuck more chicks but turned down for one reason or another. Got stories if anyone is interested
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>26
>2 girls
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>>709228497
jeeeesus christ, bro
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>>709234072
meanwhile, jap dildos are cheap af. wonder if they buy wholesale and relabel them to sell.

I could start a sex shop empire with the right connections

and then get fucked by the kkangpae
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>>709222342
24.
1 girl.
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>24
>3 girls, 3 guys
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25 years old.
21.5 women
1 dude
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>>709235128
You didn't get the idea from me.
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27
16 girls, 3 guys
... what else?
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>>709222342
>18 male
>still a virgin
I am a sad lonely boy
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>>709222342
23 y.o
5 women
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22 14 females 0 males
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>>709230266
Right?
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>26
>1 girl
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>29 years on this earth
>0
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>20
>3 girls, all long term GFs, somewhere between 5/10 - 7/10
>couple scattered BJs
and i'm basically retarded socially, whats your excuse anon?
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20
fucked 10 got blown by 2 more
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I'm 26
1 HS girlfriend (for 6 years)
2 Grad student I met after graduating college
3 Very pretty half mexican/half norweigan girl (6 mos), teeny tiny boobs
4 Crazy 32 year old hottie (later learned she had hepatitis, dodged that one, barely)
5 Girl with huuuuge boobs, but pretty big everthing else too :/
6 Smoking hot russian girl I knew from high school
7 Bi and Poly girl, best BJs ever, said she'd stop being poly if I'd be with her
8 Very busty redhead (6 mos) best sex I've ever had, once got a round of applause by someone walking down the street outside because of how much noise she made kek
9/1 Now I'm married to that same HS girlfriend and kind of wishing I was out playing the field again

I'm okay attractive, I've found being charming and not being afraid of temporary commitment is the way to go.
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> 27
> 40+ girls
> 60+ guys
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>>709222342
21. 6 girls, 1 Tranny.

Tranny was actually a better fuck than all the girls were.
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47 m
30 females
started late at 27, been playing catchup ever since
not ugly looking but never a charmer like my brother
he's 29
40 females so far
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>>709234863
1. you can't spell for shit
2. you a whore, bitch.
3.you're a disgusting liar to your bf, bitch.
4. being retarded is not a troll. it's just being retarded
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>>709222342
21. 4 girls who I'm not ashamed to have fucked.
countless of fatties who i've fucked when i've been feeling like low self esteem. Usually i don't even cum i just get soft and walk home in shame after i realize there is no satisfaction in fucking an ugly ass girl.
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27 and 150+
not really proud of that number but whatever.
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A:23
S:Male
L:Commiefornia

Fucked: 3
One in HS
One in Japan (Married now)
One in Uni (was a slut)
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>>709237031
>bi and poly girl
>would be mono for me

she lied. bitches lie
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17
4 girls
1 guy
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>>709234863
man... that's actually fucked up though.. That could tear a guy/gal apart. Being someones first second third can ring a bell to someone and make them feel very special. It's not cool to play with someone like that. I always tell my women how many people I've been with. Never lie about it, it's scummy. Any human would want to know where their partners privates have been.
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>>709222342
22
more than 5 less than 15
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>>709223875
you're obviously gai
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>>709234863
and i bet you treat your bf differently than the guys who were hot, fucked you like a maniac, and then never talked to again.
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>>709223875
Oh and I forgot.
> you're gai
and also fat
>KYS
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im 40
I have fucked 64 girls
and been fucked by one guy
and sucked one dick
no homo
(molested as a young child)
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>>709237864

I always lie to the girl I am with. I always say like 25 or so. -_-. If i told all the girls that ask me that, I know 90% or more would be like fuck that haha,
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>>709222742
Same
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>>709234863
Disgusting but I must ask: if you had to pick one that was best in bed - what made this said person best?
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>>709238216
its not digusting. dont be ashamed to ask
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>>709237791
Could be. She sure did cry a lot when I told her I was gonna be exclusive with someone else, though. That's what happens when you sometimes bring over peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.

Bitches love sandwiches.
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>>709234863
shut up
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23
14-15
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>>709222342
>22
>fucked... 8?
>thought it was more
>cant remember anyone else though
>I guess that's alright.
>currently getting laid regularly
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>>709222342
36M

Only 6 women...

I totally regret the fact that I've been in one serious, monogamous relationship after another since I was 16 years old.

It really limited the number of chicks I fucked back in the day.
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30
0
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>>709223760
I can see why you couldn't remember with such a large number. You were really hounding in your 20s huh?
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32 no brag but at least 100.
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>>709222342
26

1 guy
(Molested in elementary school by an older kid)
2 girls
(2nd girlfriend of 2.5 years)
(Current girlfriend of 3+)
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28
Around 130 or more
Legit, kinda ashamed of this and i will never tell my girlfriend this
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>>709238754
>30
>0
wizard alert
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23
Greentext impaired
5
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>>709222342
19

4 girls so far. Makenna, Chaney, Samantha, and Courtney. Not in that order.
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24.
Only ever really had sex with 1 girl.
I had a chance with another but couldn't get a boner.
Exchanged bj's with a guy before, no boner problems there. I might be gay, idk.
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>>709234072
>a non-vibrating dildo
kek, just buy a cucumber.
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>>709238931
Never!! It goes bad every time. I'm sure I'm over a 100 woman as well and I always say around 20
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29/m
20ish

Frankly, daily sex with one woman is ultimately more satisfying than less-than-daily sex with randos. My gf in hs was insatiable, so from sophomore year until a year after I graduated, it was once, twice, or thrice daily. Then trolled for club sluts for about 6 months before finding one I wanted for a little while. Daily sex again for 3 years, then another few months of club sluts before finding the future Mrs. Anon, who has been servicing me regularly for the last 6 years.

If you've been raised by the internet, your tastes are probably at least as unique as mine. Its easier to get that fetish satisfied on the reg by the same woman, instead of trying to talk every goddamn bitch into something they've never tried.

TL;DR - advice for younger Anons...
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