dandelion prophet
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dandelion prophet
>walk in bathroom
>see this
wut do?
>>709218863
>bathroom
well....
holy shit my computer is finally fixed.
last time I follow windows suggested fixes for shit
>>709218863
I only know Dandelion Wine.
>>709218640
>>709218660
Wow that shit's obscure
>>709219224
You should definitely kill yourself.
dandelion's just one of those words really
>>709219224
we're all proud of you
>>709219224
Spiders are fucking creepy. How anyone likes them is beyond me
>>709219381
I spent like 8 hours fixing my computer
>>709219360
>>709219381
I think I found my new fetish
>>709219552
Apparently they're cute
>>709219381
mangoPog
I don't know why I keep coming here
>>709219587
well
good
I'm not sure how my commentary changes this situation
>>709219722
yeah I'm just gonna judge you from over here
>>709219730
Kreygasm tbh
>>709218863
Eat shower cookies.
post porn or gtfo fags
>>709219224
That spider is a slut.
>>709219884
I just want to vent cause I tried fixing my BSOD problem like microsoft told me to and it fucked my computer 100,000% harder
>>709218863
Contact the authorities.
>>709219936
Be nice. They help keep the thread alive.
>>709219936
It's b I can post what I want
>>709220022
Did you try turning it off and back on again
>>709219552
They're the most adorable and you shut up.
>>709219722
My response is now more emphatic, kill yourself.
>>709220175
-IT- was turning itself off and on again, with endless restarts and BSODs, this was the result of microsofts intended 'fix'
>>709219922
>>709220212
Spiders are disgusting, emotionless killing machines. And they reproduce like niggers on wellfare
>>709219922
Wat
>>709220022
don't believe their lies
>>709219936
this shit gets me hard tbh
>>709219936
>>709220429
I wont ever again, I had to completely reinstall windows 10, wiped my win7 external and put all my images and PORN on it
guess what I get to finally do about my cluttered images and folders later?
>>709220593
fix the abortion of filepathing you inflicted on me?
>>709220429
I managed to not eat like shit today.
This is the life.
>>709220429
The piercing?
Memes?
>>709220780
no the melee
>>709220765
any relation to the chastity cage or entirely coincidental
>>709220742
yeah
all of it
subby im gonna abort u
>>709220872
>>709220212
You were the one who wanted to cuddle with them
>>709220234
Kicking it sometimes works
>>709220986
it's a LITTLE late for that
>>709220969
gods be praised
>>709221184
im gonna fuck you so hard in smash that your gonna wish you were aborted?
The problem is, the Jews told the girls that we loving
it's much more fun to just hump 'em once and then dump 'em
nothing wrong trying a couple of dozen - slutting it up
They want men to forget, the purpose of walkin this earth's surface is
get a girl and work on a kid
and raise them to be great mothers and warriors
restore the White race and make the 4th Reich glorious
no crime, science, we might jet to space
life gets so great in a White ethno state
a place to thrive where kike rats spread no hate
or corrupt our young minds to be reprobates
All I need in this life of Jews, is my gun and my waifu
>>709220350
How dare you.
>>709220968
Coincidental because shit happened yesterday anyways.
>>709221024
So? I want to cuddle with puppies too. Cuddling isn't at all a sexual thing you fucking degenerate.
>>709221252
you're welcome to try, fuccboi
>>709221392
>gun not also being your raifu
plebs
>>709221513
>shit happened
elaborate
>>709221184
there is no god
*tipping*
>>709221184
Can I just say, I don't frequent these threads, but whenever I do these smash clips are honestly my favourite part.
>>709221663
raifu is raifu, waifu is waifu.
no true laifu without both
>>709221663
I ate a decent quantity of some nutritionally shitty food. Again.
>>709221535
>fucking degenerate
Ow harsh
>>709221663
I will crush your hopes and dreams
if you even have any
>>709221773
thats like me
every day
forever
>>709221687
they're pretty lit tbh
>>709221773
oh I thought you meant you finally lost your anal virginity or something
well, we all make mistakes
>>709221750
wisdom of the ages
>>709221880
I will literally play "hopes and dreams" at max volume while bodying you repeatedly
>>709222075
Me everyday
Especially in the shower
>>709222044
I think I can get off to that, really.
god DAMNIT now I have to listen to that fucking entire album again
>>709222044
I'd hope that shit doesn't happen during such an event.
I just continue to make mistakes.
Oh good, he started with the whining again. Cait is just like Nibi.
>>709221825
You equate any sort of affection to sex.
>>709222220
you tried
>>709222222
out of curiosity
>>709222391
hes much better than nibi
I dont think cait has ever threatened to scalp, cut, murder, grind up, disembowel, or otherwise harm anyone here.
![1452890686.ninjatertel_[c]_nogard_sfwish.png](https://i.imgur.com/plBPbw3.png "1452890686.ninjatertel_[c]_nogard_sfwish.png")
>>709222178
Kek
>>709222214
every single song on that ost makes me feel like mad dude
even dogsong
>>709222230
yeah the ubiquity of the word "shit" as a variable noun is a problem for conversation like this isn't it
>>709222542
>>709222542
>>709222542
>>709222542
>>709222426
I'm a lonely soul tarantulas can't say no
Jack Chick died. The world has become slightly less psychotic and greyer with his loss.
or posted guro
>>709222075
*Autistic Sobbing*
>>709222809
I found one of those at work a few months ago
I left it there in the booth so it'd torment the next customer to sit there.
>>709222718
every song is amazing and now I am listening to them again fuck you
>>709222884
a dog with a bunch of dildos in its butt?
I'm back here looking for reeeeveeeennnge
>>709222809
>Jack Chick
I was convinced he was some sort of immortal
>>709222967
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>>709222967
Shouldn't you be thanking me?
>>709223009
WHAT DO YOU WANT GIZZY
>>709222718
Anyways I'm going to get to bed.
Just wanted to update you on my completely mediocre achievements that will likely fade away as I continue to fail.
Have fun.
>>709223009
"A wild Canadian appears"
>>709218863
Wonder why the fuck there is a shower.
>>709222749
They can say no. They have all sorts of defense mechanisms.
>>709223171
see you
>>709223171
oh good night cait
>>709223161
NO, to many feels
memories should stay locked inside the dark box I keep them in
>>709223217
That's just foreplay
>>709223171
You're the best and I believe in you. Goodnight caitcakes.
>>709223273
>you will never save asriel
>>709222884
He will be missed.
>>709223341
>>you will never save asriel
>>709223341
ITS OKAY, IVE READ ENOUGH FAN MADE CONTENT THAT I CAN KEEP LIEING TO MYSELF FOR YEARS TO COME
>>709223382
>>709223417
Thank fuck, someone got the ball rolling
>>709223467
>>709223409
Fuck your goat shota nigg
>>709223301
It ain't foreplay and you need to kill yourself.
>>709223161
>WHAT DO YOU WANT GIZZY
You know what I want baby.
>also I'm on mobile, who I be talking to yo
>>709223591
>>709223612
avatarfags kys, you are just as bad as the people who raid
>>709223562
he is not for sexual you fucking degenerate
What does fucking a buck feel like /k/?
I'm too pussy to go out and rape a deer.
>>709223391
mew
>>709223417
>>709223409
>everyone made it out of the underground except your best friend
>>709223612
subjectivefag
you definitely posted like one time the other day while katz and dallas were around and then stopped
>>709223591
I've tried and I guess I'm a failure in that sense as well
>>709223655
You're in a thread made by an avatarfag.
>>709223878
Try harder.
>>709223655
Nigga I been here before you, stfu smh bruh
>>709223853
I totally did, I was lit as fuck the other night. I wanted to stay and chat so bad cause My husband got poppers for the first time and I wanted to talk about it.
But what's up fam what's been going on in this repost of the same 140+ images from the same dumper thread
