Hi. 40 yo woman here. Why does my 15 yo son have so much toilet paper in his room?
GET OUT!!!
GET OUT!!!
You know the fucking rules.
Tits with time stamp
or GTFO
/end thread
>DELETE THIS ^^^^^^
>OP is a Potatoes
because you wont let him make deposits into your sperm bank
>>709209360
I dont know any rules. What are you talking about?
>>709209472
I mean he has 6 rolls stacked up in there. I'm sick of buying so much toilet paper
>>709209799
you got suspicious of his kleenex usage, he had to try something different
>>709209201
He is masturbating to thoughts of you. If you want him to stop go suck his dick.
Tit>>709209525
Show your tits or gtfo
>>709210179
He never used kleenex. But you know, if he's masturbating with the toilet rolls he could use some kind of cloth that could be washed and recycled
>>709210456
I don't even know what this means is this some kind of initiation?
>>709210558
Yeah, or else we'll find out who you are and go Allahu Ackbar on your ass.
Would you offer to wipe his cute butt?
>>709210488
Give him his own cum rag then.
Fake and gay
>>709210686
Ok. Well I hardly think you kids want to see 40 yo boobs :)
>>709210758
He's 15, he's perfectly capable of finding his own recyclable masturbation material. Why does he need 6 rolls of toilet paper it's extreme
He has a toilet paper fetish. Haven't you heard of it?
>>709210851
Oh, but we want to. So come on, take a pic and show us.
>>709209201
We took the liberty of examining some
of that toilet paper under a microscope
and you know what we found?
Jizm.
Fag jism.
unmistakable.
>>709211110
Well, I dunno. I can come a lot myself. Your son must be really fertile.
>>709211353
They're underwhelming, I breastfed 3 kids
>>709211689
What do they look like?
>>709211689
Can you breastfeed me too? :D
>>709211689
We will also need a timestamp.
He's planning to vandalize does that answer your question?
>>709211689
Tits are tits
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>>709209472
NEWFAGS
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Fucking queers
Can't follow simple rules
TITS WITH TIMESTAMP OR GTFO
>>709211919
sage then u dumb nigger
>>709211775
Small haha
>>709212312
Aww, wanted to ask you for a titjob too...
>>709211919
>NEWFAGS
>MUM WHERE MY TENDIES
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>709212698
it's true :(
>>709212937
write /b/ on it under the date
>>709212937
Open up the door its Real
With the Pop Pop non stop stainless steal
>>709213008
Why don't you kids explain these rules properly in the first place?
>>709213135
idk but nice bod
>>709212937
Oh, I think they're still pretty nice!
>>709212937
show us more stuff so i can put my TP stash to good use
>>709212937
Show tits without bra and write /b/ on it or get the fuck out.
>>709213135
Sorry. Just write the date and "/b/" on the piece of paper and post it. Or, if you're feeling adventurous, write it on your tits.
If thats actually you then he probably faps to you. Now show tits
Instead of worrying about the paper why not just suck him off?
>>709212937
or you can write happy birthday doug on the piece of paper
>>709212937
pretty sure u are suppodsed to suck his wiener
>>709213743
Or she could not.
>>709211795
>vandalizing
>better excuse than Fapping
I'm okay with that. I vandalize all the time, yeah....
>>709209201
Hi B8
>>709213869
If you're under 12, you have to leave. Preferrably forever.
>>709209201
It's allergies, given that he is young he does not yet possess a state issued ID to procure some effective medicine yet. Help him!
>>709211795
How does he vandalize with toilet paper I dont get it
>>709213923
Nice body! You're still rocking even though you're 40.
you need to give him a blowjob, op. its the only way to be sure, he's probably sick in the penis.
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>>709214017
whiteknight samefag fuckoff plz
>>709214210
this op.
>>709214182
Thank you. Yeah with clothes on it's ok. Clothes off it's not great
>>709214232
We're not whiteknighting, faggot. We're just not amused by little shits like you who want's to feel special.
>>709212937
Fake time stamp. That piece of paper is crystal clear while the rest of image is blurry
>>709214349
lets see. show tits.
>>709214349
I don't know about that. You made me pretty hard and I'm just 20. I guess that makes you a certified MILF, hahaha.
>>709214445
Why would I fake a piece of paper? It's just closer to the camera
>>709213923
Why are you here, do you just get off to people from /b/ telling you that you should fuck your son?!
Fuck off whore
Bait
>>709214605
show vagina plz
>>709214232
Fuck off you knobjockey. No one gives a fuck about Doug's birthday
suck his dick, op. its the only way to be sure! >>709209201
>>709214605
For attention u faggot why the fuck else would you make this stupid thread you fucking faggot. Think before you ask dummy
>>709214738
doug says fuck off faggot
>>709214738
No one gives a fuck about Doug. Period.
>>709214634
No. Other people's replies have nothing to do with me really. Why are you here?
#DougGate2016
>>709213869
i agree with this, no better way for a mother to bond with her son then a good old blow job.
Sounds to me like Doug needs to fucking an hero because no one gives a shit
>>709212937
It's my birthday today, can you write Happy Birthday Anon on those things?
>tfw spent my entire birthday alone
>>709214876
Pretty sure everyone makes every single thread on here "for attention". So what is your point?
>>709215078
doug's here for you
>>709215080
you need to give your son a blowjob.
>>709215078
I can't do that, but hope you have a good birthday anyway. Maybe go see a movie or something :)
>>709215159
Thanks Doug
If he's keeping toilet paper in his room....ma'am...
I'm pretty sure your son has a scat fetish.
He's shitting on the floor.
>>709215080
But you are faking that's the difference
>>709215197
show tits tho
>>709215197
Wanna get back to the real topic at hand? Why your son has lots of tissues?
>>709215159
you also need to have sex with him
>>709215266
I hope not :/
>>709215197
What do you mean you can't do that? What's physically stopping you?
I hope your son turns gay and muddy's up your favorite vibrator with his ass for your lack of tits
>>709215276
Faking what? I'm not faking anything. Just because you think it's a bit strange I'm on here, well the world is strange. You'll find that out when you're 40 :)
i think you need to have sex with your son, ma'm. its the only way to be sure.
OP is the son. Look how empty that bra is. Cross-dressing incest fantasy.
what does that cunt look like?
>>709215341
Why else would he have toilet paper in his room?
It's obviously not for masturbation,he can use tissues. Hell,i never even used tissues myself,i just scrapped all my cum under the computer table or on the wall if i masturbated in the bed.
>>709215455
I have tits. They're just not great and no-one would want to see them :)
>>709215574
literally everyone here wants to see them. just come on already
>>709215574
Plz we need them
>>709215574
Yeah get out of here
>>709215574
Bullshit, I would.
>Other people's replies have nothing to do with me
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>>709215675
To be honest,i see no appeal in a girls/guys ass or tits anymore,as long as there's a timestamp,i'm far more interested in talking to the person.
Then again,i'm not a thirsty virgin.
>>709215678
Fine then honestly. You kids could look at a lot nicer boobs than mine you know
>>709215574
Just a question, do you think your son jerks off to you? I mean, can you imagine that happening?
>>709215797
GODAMN.
>>709215797
Can I jerk off to them?
>>709215797
looks gr8 to me. now put pen in your butt
>>709215797
Nice
if you want to amuse us take of them panties and show us the treasure
>>709215843
I wouldn't think so, but I've never considered it. I'm not very attractive really
>>709215797
YOU NEED TO HAVE SEX WITH YOUR SON.
>>709215929
Don't push our luck.
>>709215797
but yours are worth more.
>>709215973
I've had 3 kids did I mention?
>>709215797
would suck/fondle/10
>>709215979
I'm pretty sold on you. You're an older woman I wouldn't need to think twice to have sex with.
>>709215797
No no those are quite nice still a little perky too its not about the nicest ones you can find its a numbers game trying to get as many women you can to show theirs to you
>>709216064
I'm curious.
>>709216064
For science
>>709211919
Rolling
>>709216064
It's a normal part of the initiation. Just show us.
>>709215797
I'm your age. And let me tell you, you're hot.
>>709215797
Ever tp someone's yard after a football game?
>>709216137
Oh Ok :) Well, I guess you won with me haha
Oh my gawd, deliciousness.
Show some more you hella fine
>>709216336
Thank you. Well, that's flattering. Do you have teenage sons too?
>>709216423
Definitely cute>>709216423
nipples too. Would love to suck on them.
>>709215797
god damn i'd love to suck on them titties, good god.
YOU NEED TO HAVE SEX WITH YOUR SON, OP.
>>709215797
Those were some cute spotted panties, could you help me cum please? Would love to have a better look~
>>709215797
Is your ass just as hot?
>>709216678
Fuck that, you need to have sex with me!
>>709216678
Only correct answer....be sure to film it and post it here, for science of course.
>>709216776
Please show ass would be delightful
>>709215797
>>709216776
It used to be. Not so much anymore tbh :)
>>709216931
We would love to see it as well.
>>709216678
this.
>>709216931
Please? Show it to us?
>>709215797
>Today on /b/...
HAVE SEX WITH YOUR OWN SON, OP!
>>709216513
Nope. Started late. I dread the teenage years.
I realized it's difficult to take pics of one's own bum haha :)
>>709217879
have sex with your son, op. he'll like it, trust me.
>>709217879
Foot fag needs to inspect your feet
>>709217781
How old are your kids? My 15 yo is my eldest so everything's new to me, but I have 2 others
>>709217879
Sexy! You are hot~
Would you show us your pussy too~?
>>709217879
yea fuck your progeny, or just jerk him off. That's what the tp's for anyway
>>709209201
To blow his nose
Giving birth hurts?
After giving birth your vagina get the circumference of a cooking pot?
>>709217879
Do you do anal?
have sex with your son, op.
>>709218044
No sorry. This is all a bit of fun but I dont feel that comfortable doing that
>>709218029
4 & 2
>>709218214
i think you really need to have sex with your son, op. he'll like it, trust me.
>>709218156
Yes it hurts a lot :) Afterwards everything is a bit stretched but, it does go back to reasonably normal in a few months :)
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>>709217879
Show butt-hole please.
>>709218214
You're just being an attention whore anyway, so give the crowd what it wants or get back to the question at hand, or dick if you will.
>>709218289
Well good luck with them :)
>>709218214
What about your feet
>>709218397
you need to have sex with your son. he'll love it.
>>709218397
What's your favorite position?
>>709218362
Everyone on this board is an attention whore, if you kids get a kick out of seeing my spotty undies then who cares? I'm 40, not like I get much attention in the real world anymore haha :)
What made you come here? You should visit us more often
>>709217879
Friend of mine smokes pot through the toilet paper roles. Uses dryer sheets stuffed inside to mask scent. Not sure if this helps.
>>709218462
What do you mean? I don't understand why you want to see feet
>>709218397
have sex with your son, op. i guarantee he will really like that and think very highly of you.
>>709218766
Foot fetishes yeah?
>>709218557
I'm single, so that's all in the past I'm afraid :)
>>709215797
Those are pretty fucking awesome tits actually. Would suckle
>>709218888
you need to fuck your son, he'll love it!
>>709218327
Mmm....
Well, besides that, what are you doing on /b/?
Do you have autism, or are ya doing a research about autism with the information that give /b/ daily to the internez?
Do ya think jews are better as soap than as humans?
>>709218727
Don't know, I found my way here from something else tbh. And I'm home by myself I have a pretty boring old life :)
>>709218980
have sex with your son, op!
>>709218980
Mind if I visit so we could share some coffee, and maybe more? ;)
>>709218839
Oh Ok. Well, that's outside my field of knowing anything about that
>>709218766
No time to explain show us your soles of your feet
Mrs op for the love of God put a sharpie in that beautiful pooper
>>709218888
Well, ever had a fuck buddy? I'm willing to apply as one for you. I hope 8 inches isn't too bad for you.
>>709218888
>check em
>>709219102
Its just feet
HAVE SEX WITH YOUR SON, OP! HE'LL LOVE IT!
Hey op you have snapchat or kik, love to see more of that sexy milf bod .
>>709218759
I think I'd smell pot in his room if he smoked it, so I don't think that's it, but thank you
>>709219240
Mrs op. 5 stars made me smile.
>>709219102
Its not that hard
OP HAVE SEX WITH YOUR SON. HE WILL REALLY LIKE IT!
>>709219346
No I don't have any of that social media, I don't think 40 year olds have those things generally :) I just ring my friends on the phone if I want to chat haha
>>709219342
Stop spammin, you're filling up the thread quicker than it should have. This thread will expire and disappear if that happens.
>>709219352
See that's where drier sheets come in. It litteraly destroys the smell. It's like using lemon juice to hide smell of sex. It's totaly gone. Even if it's masturbating there's no way he's burning through that much.
>>709219477
He really will mom
>>709219240
I honestly don't know what this means, I'm not even joking :)
>>709218888
Nice quads
>>709219550
Well, can I ask for you number then? Would be nice to have someone new to talk to.
Alright op mind if i ring you up, my cocks nice and hard from lookin at that sexy ass bod
>>709215797
Those look nice and soft.
ITT virgins getting trolled. That "/b/" was artfully shopped in, as it's missing from the tits pic. Still, nice middle-aged titties, so there's that.
>>709219647
Well ma'am it's a time old tradition here at 4chan. U find a sharpie, or somethin similar in shape, put it in ur butt then take a picture.. we'd all appreciate it
>>709219817
Who cares? They're tits, you faggot.
>>709219817
Saw that too
im outraged
im thinking you need to have sex with your son, op.
>>709218888
look at those quads mrs. op. You are really great at 4chan.
>>709215797
roll
>>709219352
OP, yer know, your son can se this post
What would you do if that happens?
Maybe he get ultra aroused and tries to rape you
I hope it will
post it later
i would love to give you all the attention you are missing. i could be your hot stepson and make steamy love to everytime you like!
Op heres my number 5094384298 hit me up cause id love to see my of your lovely milf bod ;)
you need to have sex with your son, op.
>>709220160
no one is this retarded
>>709220245
this.
Post that sweet cunt op
>>709220160
>>709220302
You know what to do, /b/ros...
>>709209201
rlly dude>>709220160
>>709220245
do this, op.
>>709220302
phone numbers are illegal in my country
>>709220105
Haha again, no idea what that means. Heres my feet if that helps though :)
>>709220550
>19:08:55
Not where i live bokay
>>709220666
have sex with your son, op.
MOM WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING
>>709219817
No I just took the tit pic before I took the /b/ pic, wasn't sure if I'd use it. I have no photoshopping skills I'm afraid
Is this the new queen of /b?
>>709220666
>666 devil
also you don't look 40 at all
>>709220743
What is her and your name?
>>709220666
Hail satan
>>709219866
No offense but that's well out of my comfort zone haha.
>>709220666
Nice fetish satan
>>709220874
Fuck your comfort zone, you left that at the disclaimer
>>709220820
I can assure you I am.
>>709220874
Well at least post a picture of you bent over
>>709209201
Bait
Or mama got no brains
>>709221006
you need to have sex with your son op.
>>709220666
>check em
mrs op based anon
>>709221006
Can we see your sweet smile? :)
>>709221006
Hey op mind txtin me on my phone ;)
>>709210819
But not today
I flew away
To find my bae
>>709221006
How are you single with that body?
Ya live in a city with blind people?
>>709221006
well you aged well, I guess.
Also what's it like knowing there are probably teens as old as your son, maybe younger even, jerking off to these pics you're posting?
have sex with your son, op.
>>709221300
Dubs needs answers
>>709221394
come on, op.
>>709221300
this
also op have sex with your kid or at least jack him off
>>709221300
>>709221471
And what if one day your son finds these pics and jerks off to them (if he's not already). It'll be amazing if you find these on his computer or phone one day...
>>709221292
I live in a small town, nothing much happens here
>>709221668
this. have sex with your son, op.
>>709221794
Wish I lived there with you as well... I bet you'd be the perfect neighbor.
>>709221300
I wouldn't imagine many people of any age will be aroused by my old boobs :) Well, it's kind of fun if that happens :) I don't get many thrills these days
if you were my mom i would like to have sex with you.
op, have sex with your son. >>709221951
>>709221794
you american?
they call me tp cuz im on a roll bitch
>>709221951
it is happening! right now all around the world!
>>709221951
You should come by here more often. We would love to jerk off for you from time to time. :)
>>709221720
I really doubt he'd recognise me from these pics
i need asshole or vagina to fap to please women
>>709209201
most likely crohns disease
HAVE SEX WITH YOUR SON, OP!
>>709221794
Quadra here..
Nice body OP
I wish my wife was fit like you.
Would you show us your pussy sexy milf?
>>709222242
KEK he married a land whale
>>709220666
Nice feet op, what size?
>>709221951
you're simply underestimating how desperate these people on here are, just responding to half of them makes them hard enough.
Though do you not get sexual thoughts about your son/his friends ever? I'm sure they'd be just as attracted to you as people on here considering their teenage guys who'd fuck anything if it's female.
Would you consider just asking him about the toilet paper? Approved body btw. A1
>>709222113
It's been a bit of a laugh I've quite enjoyed it haha :)
>>709221951
Mrs. OP, this thread is going to be deleted soon because of how this site works. I've been stroking my cock to your photos for over an hour and can you please show your pussy/ass and let me cum before this thread is deleted?
>>709221951
the teen guys your sons age jerking off is happening now, trust me
>>709222356
Size 7 :)
>>709222472
I bet you won't be laughing if we were actually there with you with our cocks out... :)
>>709222557
can you have sex with your son, op?
>>709222407
Not my son, no. His friends well, they're 15, to me they all still look like kids. Maybe when they're adults it will be different. I'll be even older then though
>>709222179
Nah i have crohns, you cant wipe off the tar that comes out, you need to have a shower or in general wash it off.. otherwise your in bits all day
>>709222557
Very nice op! You must show more
>>709220666
>>709222764
you need to have sex with your son, he'll love it.
BUMP
>>709222470
I mean that could be embarrassing for him. It just seemed like a lot of toilet paper. This thread has been derailed now because I posted pics, but thank you for replying to my original query :)
