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What is (as a straight male) the gayest thing you have done?

Pic related- A friend and I were bored so we started kissing and ended up cumming on each others dicks. I am straight but he was bi.
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Did you enjoy it op
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Your not straight pal sorry.
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>>709166812
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>>709166912
This
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>>709166898
I felt guilty afterwards but in the moment I did enjoy it.
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mine was to be gay
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>>709166812
Trap thread as well?
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>>709166999
Do you want to d it again?
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>>709167255
No not at all.
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>>709166812
Did the balls touch that is important for working out homo level.
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jack off to tranny porn
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>>709166912
this op
you are at least Bi
which is okay
but if you really think you are truly straight you are in denial
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Let my gf peg me
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>>709167676
You can be straight and have a gay experience or 4. I let a guy suck my dick 3 or 4 times but it was just college, bro.
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jerking off to shemales.. im bored of regular porn i guess. but i cant watch shemale videos. bcus when they sound manly its turn off for me. i just like to see dick and boobs togethe i guess
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>>709166812
Posted ITT, not worth it honestly
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In college. I'm straight, but curious. Friend is gay. I start with touching his leg, and we build to rubbing through clothes, and I like that. But then he kissed me on the lips, and I just could not take that.
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My friend's mom dated a fucking asshole. So my friend was super rebellious. So his mom and her bitch went to go fuck in her room. We got horny by the idea and started sucking each other off. And we started fucking the hell out of each other
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>>709167676
A once off homosexual experiance makes you bi? If thats true than every footballer that slaps a guys ass after a touch down are bi as well?
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>>709166812

You're bi or in denial op.
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>>709166812
>I am straight

Oh OP, never change
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>>709168047
Wut
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>>709168047
>Masculine physical contact between clothed participants
>cumming on each other's dicks

>the same thing bro
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>>709167676
you are not gay until:
>balls not touch
>one of the two claims to be a woman
>you don't really enjoy it
>you claim to be straight
>she has a femminine penis

everything else is fucking homo
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When I was growing up I had a group of friends who would do sleepovers on the weekend and be naked and jerk off together. Nobody ever touched each other though. I don't think any of us are gay but we all had fun doing it.
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>>709168524
Pretty much the same for me, but one time I did swap handjobs with one of the guys.
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>>709168384
Read this:>>709168524

Were they gay/bi or not?
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OP, you are not straight, because you are OP
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>>709168047
You're an idiot. Kill yourself.
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>>709168855
/thread
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Took a pic of my dick over a sleeping 7yo boy this morning
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Rolling on ecstacy. Let dude put my dck in his mouth for like 15 secs. Ddnt like his scruff. Killed mood.
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>>709169143
How do I report this?
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>>709169199
https://tips.fbi.gov/
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>>709166812
>I am straight

nope
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>>709169143
Balls did not touch get out HETRO scum
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>>709166812
you're also bi
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>>709169048
pretty funny watching how insecure you are.
I would like to touch you with my penis to make you gay forever
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sucking my own dick makes me gay?
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>>709169355
If u enjoyed it fag
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>>709169199
I've done it for you m9
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>>709169401
I do enjoy masturbation a lot, does it make me gay?
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>>709169500
Yessss
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>>709166812
>I am straight
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>>709169143
Kekked
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>>709169571
that's why I love sucking back long pieces of shit with my anus.
thanks anon, you have enlighten me
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>>709166812
>I am straight
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>>709168384
>Slapping a man's ass
Masculine physical contact between clothed participants

Kek
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I was quite the experimenter at 10-11-ish. Jacking off in the company of other buys was commonplace. One friend and I would play "penis up ass" with no actual penetration or pleasure. Just putting our limp little dicks between butt cheeks. The gayest thing I ever did was with another friend. On two occasions we'd actually get hard, jack each other off, suck each other off, put dick against asshole, but no penetration and no orgasms. Haven't looked at another man in a sexual way since and have had several girlfriends and lots of casual sex with girls. Jack off to hetero porn all the time too. I consider myself hetero, since I feel zero attraction to men, but I definitely tried gay shit.
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>>709166812
You do have an excuse, atoms cant actually touch so you didnt actually touch him
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>>709167703
Same
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well i touched 1 penis (mine) and 0 vaginas so technically I am faggot
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>>709171908
moms vag saves you from being homo
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At 13 my friends and I used to jack off in the same room. Once one grabbed my dick and jerked me for 15-20 seconds. Best feeling ever. I wanna get blown/jerked off by another man, but I have no interest in anal (taking or giving)
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>>709166812
The gayest thing I've done is to have lots of receptive anal sex with other men, as a matter of fact it is the only type of sex that I have.
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>>709166812
>kiss male friend
>cum on each other's dick
>'straight'

That's pretty gay OP
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>>709166812
>we started kissing and ended up cumming on each others dicks. I am straight

I have bad news for you anon.
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>>709167676
You don't need to label yourself in every step of life. That's why we have all of these SJW buzzwords that are used to define sexuality and gender.
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>>709166812
I fap to femboys daily but it's NOT GAY.
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i have let the same guy suck me off three times, i was going to blow him and did start to but decided i couldnt so it after about three sucks
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>>709172000
>trips of truth

Still 1:1
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A few weeks after starting university, 3 male friends and myself had an orgy with 4 girls. I fucked 3 of the girls, one anal and got a bj off the other grill (she was my brothers gf and so didn't want to cheat on him with me, even though she was fucking the other 3 guys). Also took anal fron 2 of the guys, sucked one off and fucked all three in the ass. It was one hell of a night
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Blowjob from a crossdresser.

Also, side note, I will believe you if you say you're straight. But if all y'all niggas are interested or comfortable with partaking in sexual or romantic activities with anyone but a cis woman, you're atleast a bit queer.
Not a bad thing my dudes, but it's true.
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None of you will ever top this guy
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>>709169431
kek
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I went through a dry stage with girls so went to a Bathhouse to get a blowjob from a guy. I ended up going a few times till I got back into a straight relationship. I only got gang banged in the darkroom once thou.
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Pic related. My friend mets a mexican milf on a dating website a few years back. I was 19 at the time. She worked at a fast food place in dallas. We both fucked her. She insisted on bumping our heads at every opportunity. Learned my 6.5 incher is small compared to my friends donger. Not gay, but fap about it often.
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>>709166812
>I am straight
>cumming on each others dicks
you're either gay or bi m8
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>>709172690
Damn that is messed up
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>>709172690

THIS

IS

NOT

OKAY
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>>709172690

Jesus Cocksucking Christ.
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>>709173071
Nice milf
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>>709172690
too much even for /b/
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>>709172690

Was this perv ever caught?
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>>709172690

...........
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>>709173964
I doubt it.

Man how easy is it to get away with shit like this after a natural disaster, you'd think being in a first world country the response would be swift but a huge disaster could throw cops and all them services all over the place..
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>>709172690
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>>709166812
U R A FUCKIN FAGGOT.
FTFY
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Fucked a guy to see if I enjoyed it. Can't say it's for me
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>>709168047
goddammit you fucking _retarded faggot_.
mcfucking kill urself aka >difference between a sexual and non-sexual thing
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>>709174761
if you got hard enough to fuck him, you're not straight, kid
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Jerked off wearing stockings and played with my asshole a bit, considering getting a vibrating butt plug and exploring the anal side of getting off.
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>>709175710
Couldn't stay hard, hence the not for me.
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>>709175981
so you didn't fuck him then?
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>>709175821
Sounds like a good plan to me
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>>709174487
Also , no young boys die don't in the hackleburg tornado so this is just a fabrication.
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>>709176102
no shit
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>>709176033
Essentially, I suppose attempted fuck a guy would be more fitting in this context
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>>709172690
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>>709166812
sometimes i vape
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>>709166812
When i was around 4 yo i went to this daycare and me and these 2 other kids would hide during recess and probe each others assholes with woodchips

A few years after that me and one of my cousins were sharing a room and we showed each other our dicks

Then in 8th grade i spent the night at a friends house and he asked if we could watch porn together. I agreed even though it was kinda stupid. Then he told me he has a small dick and wantednto compare with mine. I turned him down. Then he persisted on blowing me but i tyrned him down on that too. I really considered showing him my dick though
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>>709176087
any experience?
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>>709166812
Continue to lurk on 4chan after all the gay ass shit they post on here.

Wish killing gays and non whites were legal.
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I would go over to my friends house during the weekends when I was 13 or so. I started jacking off in front of him, which eventually lead to him touching it and jacking me off. One night, I asked him if he would suck my cock, which he did. It felt like pure bliss, grabbed his head and bobbed it up and down on my cock. Right as I was about to cum, I slammed his head down with all of my force, exploding balls deep into is throat. One of the weekends he bent over and let me fuck him in his tight ass. I remember when he had a birthday party, all of our friends were passed out in his room. I was really horny and he sucked my cock and rode me. One of our friends woke up right as I exploded inside his asshole, looked at us and passed back out. I'm not gay though.
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>>709176996
I've got an Aneros and some beads, the aneros is amazing and the beads are fun but not as "mind blowing"
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had a dude off CL blow me and i blew my load in his mouth

tried again and wasn't into the dude so stayed limp

now i'm looking for a bi guy that i can fuck in a threesome with my g/f
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>>709177079
thanks for clarifying that you weren't gay at the end there.
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>>709173964
It's not even illegal
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Super touchy feely with best bros when rolling on good mdma.
>our faces when
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>>709166812
I made a male friend on the first day of year two at college.
By the end of the week, I was regularly going to his place overnight to smoke weed, study, and play N64.

I'm ashamed of myself. I've disgraced my recluse lifestyle.
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>>709168447
>feminine penis
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>>709172690
wtf how is it even possible to reach this level of christ
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>>709172690
hot
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>>709173887
you underage faggot summer cancer. you have no idea what b used to be. what it is now is fucking 9gag.
>too much even for 9gag.
ftfy you niggerish jewlet
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>>709177218
Can the Aneros make you cum hands free?
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>>709178806
I've never managed it but I've seen videos of it online.
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>>709176808
HAH. GAYYYYYY!
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>>709166912
This
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When I was little my friend and I had one porn mag and decided to jerk off at the same time to it. We covered ourselves with the cover but it was the same cover. We didn't really look at each other or touch or anything, just had our eyes glued to the porn mag. Is that even that gay for two kids going through puberty to do?
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>>709166812
I helped some younger boys learn the joys of masturbation when I was 14
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>>709169431
those other pages though lol
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>>709179513
it isn't gay at all, unless you touched each others dicks
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fapped to official artwork of young link as a kid. dem thighs
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>>709180568
naw, I know back then we would have definitely would have called the other a fag for doing something like that. The only other time I jerked off in another room with a guy was with the same guy and a friend, he had porn on direct tv so it was fucking awesome. We all had our own couches and covers though. I remember the asian chick taking called and using a pink/clear double ended dildo. Man having the porn channels as a kid was amazing. Needless to say we spent the night at his house alot lol.
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>>709180964
taking calls*
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>>709166812
tasted my cum a bunch of times
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regularly jerk off to gay feet pics
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I used my mom's dildos a whole bunch of times. I was a really horny kid so I was willing to do anything for sexual satisfaction. It wasn't really that pleasurable or anything but the thought of doing something wrong was kinda hot.
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correct me if i'm wrong. but pegging isn't about being gay or bi, but about a female sexual fantasy of being in charge
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>>709166912
Yep yep this it is faggot op your gahy as fuk that is pretty hot i would kinda like to play with another cock I'm straight tho
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69 with another guy
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>>709181500
Are you me?
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>>709171234
Fggt
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fapped to my gf's nudes together
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>>709172690
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>>709172026
This kinda, except I wanna suck one and fondle but no anal for me either not with man anyway my wife used to peg occasionally years ago but we don't even do that anymore
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>>709172206
Stfu faggot
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>>709181729
maybe
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friend gave me a blowjob when i was blackout drunk on a bed, 3 years later I still regret it and he now has a boyfriend
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>>709172222
Chk'd your amazing quads anon I hope your ok after that it's quite an accomplishment lakes allot out of you tho
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One time in college a bunch of us got drunk at a house party and it turned into an orgy. There were like 8 guys and 3 girls. At one point I was eating a girl out and one of the guys put his dick in my ass. I didn't stop him, so another guy started sucking me while a chick rode him.

tl;dr I got double teamed by two dudes while I ate a girl. I'm not gay though.
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>>709172222
checked
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P2fmZ2C2CdA
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>>709173071
Jesus Those tits now any more?
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Fell in love with a I don't want to say man since he was so fucking cute. Anyway nothing really happened, or I wouldn't post here.
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>>709166812
fucked a tranny ... on two separate occations
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>>709172690
I came
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>>709166812
When I was 14 I would steal my sisters dildos and try them

I never used lube and it would hurt so bad I'd have to walk off the pain

Then sometimes I'd get on gay cam sites, set up straight porn and jerk off. I liked knowing a lot of people were watching
I'd also show off my ass on omegle

Sometimes I go on gay chat sites to hear why they like straight guys so much

Gay porn is gross and I've never found a guy attractive and I've dated girls and love straight porn and tits
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>>709167637
Second that
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>>709183213
im exactly the same, still jerk on cam sites but cant watch gay porn or anything.
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>>709167703
Your idea or hers?
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>>709166812
I posted on 4chan once
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>>709180461
Hi newfriend
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had a few kinda gay drug fuelled experiences with two good friends of mine, both of which are straight
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When my buddy and I were teens neither of us had gfs and I found my dad's poem stash. He would come over after school and we'd watch porn. We started just playing with ourselves then progressed to touching the other. I'd get so horny watching the porn that I finally got up enough nerve to suck his cock...then wanted to feel what it was like to get fucked by that thick cock. I'd give him a really wet bj then get on top of him and ease down since he was so thick. I let him fuck me every time we'd watch porn and I let him cum in my mouth once after a bj.

Still think about taking his thick cock, but haven't in many years.
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>>709182315
I had a friend in high school who would suck my dick while I was passed out I would wake up and pretend I was asleep then few times I touched his c cock pretending to still be really out of it eventually he would get me hard then ride my dick till I came then I found it a few years ago he would sometimes sneak into my little sisters room(she was 9) and eat her pussy while she pretended to sleep and put his cock in her mouth and jerk off then I was a bit triggered I remember his asshole feeling so good and warm but the bj wasn't worth a fuk too much teeth really
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>>709183794
hello
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100% straight guy here. I've fapped to trap threads, I sometimes peek at other guys in the showers, I once recieved a blowjob from a guy on a camping trip, I fantasise about having sex with hairy bulky men, I have a boyfriend.
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>>709172000
Boom
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>>709184929
Kek'led
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I fucked an ex g/f in the ass. Is that gay?
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>>709184629
>my dad's poem stash
must have been a real badass
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>>709185131
Yep kys fggt
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>>709166812
It's not that bad but I was skyping a friend, and when we said goodbye we both kissed the camera at the same time.
It was pretty fucking gay if you ask me.
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>>709185131
>>709185148
Is it weird that I feel extremely guilty after I cum in my wife's ass not for Fuking her ass but just cumming in it I've told her and she thinks it's pretty strange
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>>709166812
>I am straight
There are fifty shades of gay. You're one of them now, OP.
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>>709172690
I fail to see the problem here.
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Did they same when I was drunk af. The momwnt was nice but I immediately regretted my decision aftwr I came
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>>709166812
I repeatedly go on /kikpenpals on Reddit to find sissy cross dressers and pretend I have a massive cock because I love making them finger fuck their cute boy pussies while moaning how big my dick is.
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>>709172690

everyone responding to this like it even happened
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>>709169143
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Kissed her
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got drunk with a friend and slept with him in the same bed
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>>709185842
horny always wins fam
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>>709186086
Why would you admit that
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>>709186086
You know the fbi has access to ip logs rite
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>>709186464
No they don't FBI has no power in Japan
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>>709186346
That's what the thread is about
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>>709166812
That's pretty fucking gay dude.
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>>709166812
Got a BJ from a pal when we were 16.
Guess we weren't quite sure about our sexual orientation back then.
Can I sue him for rape after 13 years?
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>>709166812
I fucked a Philippino ladyboy, she fucked me and then she came in my mouth, I spat it back on her face and fucked her in the ass and then came on her face.
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>My best friend came out as bi age 16
>Totally supported him
>Went out to get drunk and celebrate
>Back to his place
>Got to talking - "How much have you done? Give me juicy details"
>He says there has only been some fondling
>*Drunk and happy* - Well, if you ever want to practice, I'm here for you fella
>Spent the night with my friend going from 0/10 to 11/10 in cocksucking arts.
>MFW 5 years later his BF thanks me.
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>>709169345
lmao
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I remember that in primary school I touched my friend's penis, only for a second, that's the furthest I've gone.

I also crossdress and fuck my bottom with a dildo / anal beads, but that had to stop
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I'm straight, but one night I got wasted and I rimmed a guy in the bathroom of a gay bar, and then let him cum in my ass.
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>>709166812
>I am straight
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>>709169431
lmao the tabs
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I went to see Mama Mia the Musical last month.
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>>709172690
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>>709173887
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