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"When damaged, character must succeed on another saving throw or 1 point of damage is a permanent drain instead."

I am such a nerd having a D&D 3.5 edition this close to me.
Also, how could such a D&D entry have any relevance to my love life? XD
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"there was pushing and pulling and officious cries."
lord of the flies
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>>709110398
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>>709110076
"It would house fifty men, along with half a dozen sergeants."
Words of Radiance
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Dick Shrek
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"Much of what was recorded here dealt with the secrets of sorcery, with power that no one, be he Druid or ordinary man, could hope to comprehend fully - much less put to practical use." The Elfstones of Shannara

All my wizardly powers and knowledge and I still can't actually apply it to girls in a practical way.
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>>709110076
>"clifford was a big red dog, a big red dog was he."
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>>709111474
What the fuck kind of childrens' book has 45 pages?
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"Headquarters building was an enormous, windy, antiquated structure built of powdery red stone and banging plumbing".
-Catch 22
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"A large herd of them nested at the Prospect, and all the tunnels nearby were filled with the sickly-sweet stench of decompostion." Metro 2034 have a slav.
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To see one of these letters was to see them all.
Kurt of The Titans
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"Squirtle is convinced that making funny faces is the answer"
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"Five,maybe six minutes, thereabouts."
King Rat
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"Just as they were placing the pudding in the refrigerator to cool, they heard a loud, booming sound as the front door was flung open, and I'm sure I don't have to tell you who was home."
- A Series of Unfortunate Events, The Bad Beginning.

>daddy's home
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"thank you for this peter"

-Ender's Game
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"Generally, the battery can be used until there is some indication that the energy level is low, such as a dimming light from a flashlight, lass power from a drill, or signal from a low-battery indicator."

Ok.
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>>709110076
not worth posting
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"Most sensory information reaches the cortex indirectly by relay neurons in the thalamus."
- Neuroanatomy: Text and Atlas
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"Bilton and Scagg's second great publishing disaster occurred in 1653."


... k
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>>709110076
However, of all the taboos of Shinto, nothing is more tainted then death. Shinto kami love life and hate death.

From a book about Japanese ghosts
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>>709110076
"if your in the lucrative-dinosaur cloning business, you'd be hard pressed to find a better breeding ground for your expierments then an isolated island.'" -how to surcive a sharknado and other unnatural disasters

im #4everalone
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"But we found that such codes and philosophies did not save us, no matter how much we tried."
100 internets for anyone who can guess what this is from lel
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>>709110076
Now that you know something about the nature of water molecules, you can look more closely at how water shapes the cell membrane.

This doesn't explain anything about me.
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diario, a. & m. daily; daily paper; diary; journal.
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(b) Enumerative: Select a prime implicant p∈Q where the greatest value g of the covered non-don't care points is minimal over all the other implicants in Q.
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"He, in turn, did not look at her, did not see her delicate, freckled face, her red lips, her large sparkling green eyes, keeping his eyes closed tight as he strangled her, for he had only one concern - not to lose the least trace of her scent."
Perfume: The Story of a Murderer
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"She had a small annexe which contained a laboratory, and it was only here that much in the way of attention to detail had been lavished."
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>>709113376
Holy fucking shit dude
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"Uncle Vernon was wearing his best suit and an expression of enormous smugness."
Order of the Phoenix

oh shit
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"This happens, of course"

SAO Progressive vol. 1
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"Why would you think?"
Rewinder (Brett Battles)
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"The Ceremony Ended with the Lord's Prayer."
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"We compute the area of R(ij) using the fact that the area of a sector of a circle with radius r and central andgle x if (1/2)r^2x."
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"The top part of a water tank is divided into two compartments, as shown in Fig. P1-85."
-Thermodynamics Book
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"The pale young woman's cheeks acquired some color."

Darwin's Radio - Greg Bear
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Of course, Mr. Mime's weakness to Psychic is more of a benefit considering that his Invisible Wall is set up to fend against higher damage counts.
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>>709113277
AA Book, chapter entitled "We Agnostics"
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"The crowd burst into applause."
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>>709110076

>That concerns the foundation of the principles of logic.

via "Phenomenology: The Philosophy of Edmund Husserl and Its Interpretations"

that's about as ambiguous as a fortune cookie
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The Sailor drifted down into the Plaza.

Fuck.
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>>709110076
what if i dont have a book?
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While I was about to resign (for example Qd4 wins a rook) my opponent got afraid being short on time (ignoring he had 40 more minutes since we had passed move 40...) and, miraculously for me, repeated moves.
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>>709114246
then you don't have a love life
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>>709110995
ayyy that's the same book for me
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>>709114246
Found the hillbilly
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July 22nd
I noticed an extremely attractive light skinned black girl sitting across the room with her boyfriend at the Chinese buffet today. He had the physical appearance of a wigger. He was a wigger because when have you meant someone who looked like a wigger but wasn't? She could be doing so much better, I don't think she realizes how much potential she has.
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>>709114383
i pull 6 figures on auto pilot, why would i read books?
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>>709114473
Found the illiterate, narcissistic, emo hoodrat
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"Stories of what mother said or did they always sounded comfortable"

Well all never look at the secret Garden the same way again
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"I asked him to come right away."
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>>709114668
Because income is not necessarily dictated by intelligence, plebian.
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I should like to know whether Mr. Luzhin has any orders of merit; I bet he has the Anna in his buttonhole and that he puts it on when he goes to dine with contractors or merchants.
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>>709113937
100 internets to you. Did you google it?
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"In a few hours my friends would be arriving with presents, and we'd have cake and ice cream and lots of fun!"
WAY OF THE PEACEFUL WARRIOR
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>>709114913
Had a good friend in AA/NA.
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>>709115000
Nice trips. Hope your good friends sobriety is good
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Al-Liweight savings could be achieved if use could be made of reduced density Al-Li based castings which have recieved little research interest and are not availible commercially
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I was glad she didn't have any garbage bags to throw
apparently my gf is pissed and lacks garbage
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"This fake version of Morris Day is a progenitor of the real Chris Brown, the self-absorbed R&B superstar who assaulted Rihanna in 2009 and was instantly despised by everyone in America (except Rihanna herself, who seemed to like him slightly more)."
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"The killer robot accepts her new identity so easy you have to wonder if she's just faking the amnesia and was always looking for a good reason to go on a killing spree."

- Chuck Palahniuk, "Choke"

..sounds about right.
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Difficulty ['difikəlti] n vanskelighet c; møye c
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He said, "But then-"
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>>709114246
Buy one or borrow one? Libraries still exist, /b/ro.
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>He then turned to Alice, and before my very face, proposed to her that she should fly with him.

The Complete Sherlock Holmes, Sir A.C.D.
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>>709110076
"I do not know where Anatoli has gone, but I know that he has no family."
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>>709110076
"Sire," blacas said, for one moment hoping to use villefort to his own advantage, "I must tell you that these are not mere meaningless rumors and idle tales that disquiet me.
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"Within moments, the target would be lost." - The Horus Heresy, Age of Darkness
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"I hate my job"
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Naturally I was disappointed that my first encounter with wolves should have turned out to be an encounter with nonwolves; but there were compensations.
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"Kevin lay half on top of me, holding me, smearing himself with my blood and his own." - Kindred
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As well as the foam-sealed air pan, it included a longer duration camshaft (301/313 degrees) and heavy duty valve springs.
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>>709110076
"Tall and thin, he always seemed lost in the garments that he always chose a size too large, under the illusion that they would wear longer."

The Plague by Albert Camus. Weirdly accurate.
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>>709114832
i see, your clearly the intellectual giant here ;)
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>>709110076
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5IuJGHuIkzY
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>>709110076

"I had an insistent and unaccountable craving for a sleep whose dreams I should not remember"

That's ummmm......yeah
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次の熟字訓・当て字の読みを記せ。
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>>709110076
From Stephen King's The Dark Half: Thad touched the flower vase and it exploded into shards and a cloud of acrid-smelling ceramic powder.

Fuck
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"Even if Stan had been privy to some of this information, he surely could not have believed they would give the job to a young, bespectacled Jew who also happened to be a damyankee - a Jew with an easy grin, a hipshot way of walking, a taste for bell-bottomed jeans on his days off, and the last ghosts of his adolescent acne still on his face."
It - Stephen King
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The wealth and power of the state and its demands for obediance werejustified by an authoritarian political philosophy that came to be called legalism
-my world history textbook
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"Consider the idea that the Martians might decide to make war on us-- and win"

I have no idea what to extrapolate from this.
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>What, you're into that stuff?

Fuck
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>>709118478
love that book
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So he held on, and the car that had already eaten his gun now ate his hand.
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>>709110076
"§ 39 ist zwingendes Recht (§40), wird aber beim VersVerein auf Ggseitigk dch die SonderVorschr der VVG 211, 168 eingeschränkt (BAG ZIP 98,1451, zu VVG 189, 165 aF)."
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"Adventurers are extraordinary people." - 5th Edition Player's Handbook.

Cool.
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>>709110076
xD Oh my god, I'm such a nerd!!
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>>709110076
"after an hours "stroll", he lied simply about wanting to be alone when he was afraid that she would see him vomiting blood."
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>>709110076
"And Anon there strikes the ebony clock which stands in the hall of the velvet, and then for a moment all is silent, save the voice of the clock."
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"So well intended, yet so insulting".
Mockingjay
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"seaborne raiding was not new, the franks were pirates in the 5th and 6th centuries, the Anglo Saxons invaded England at that time, Viking ships were just more effective."

Some book about those ivory chessmen
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>>709118506

法家? The Chinese legalism? It's own founder was tortured to death by the very method he had invented to punish and terrify enemies of the state.

lulz
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>>709110076
>If you divide your world into friends and best friends, then you'll have some people who feel a little hurt and other people who feel a little too comfortable asking you for favors like, "get off me."
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It was good, stirring, "Heart of Oak" stuff, especially the chorus, and by the summer of 1781, the British in America were still "Lords of the Main."

To Shining Sea - A History of the united states navy
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"True, I haven't introduced myself."
-Hagrid
Still haven't read the newest "harry potter" book/screenplay thing
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>>709110076
"Japan, like the major European powers, also had ambitions of wealth and power through the expansion of their empire, Looking to mainland Asian, Particularly Korea and China, to extand their national boundaries."
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Jonathan Chapman was his real name.

Cub Scout Bear Handbook
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>>709110076
>Henry. I'm glad you have come.

Ain't that some bullshit.
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One fair daughter, and no more, the which he loved passing well.
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>>709110076
Such a divide is central to the biblical theory that we were created quite separately from other life forms. fuck
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"The part of a logical expression to which a quantifier is applied is called the scope of this quantifier"
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"The allegiance experienced great success, and soon it spread throughout Europe not unlike the feudal model from which it drew it's structures."
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"The two species are indeed indistinguishable except for one important behavioural difference: if food is left out in the garden for a hedgehog, it will accept and enjoy the gift; if food is offered to a Knarl, on the other hand, it will assume that the householder is attempting to lure it into a trap and will savage that housholder's garden plabts or garden ornaments."

Page 45; "Fantastic Beasts & Where to Find Them" by Newt Scamander

>I'm a fucking nerd.
>???

Also just grabbed a book, since I had about 4-5 in a pile. I can grab those if anyone just wants more posts.
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"Still, I can try to make her acquaintance."
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>>709110076

I'm sitting on the crapper right now, so I can't check the first line, but the nearest book right now is "Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close". It takes place during the 9-11 attacks. A book about a massive disaster - yep, sounds like my love life.
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"The organic complex also contains some points that are not so enlightened by scientists"
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>>709115467
God I love that book.
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>>709110076
A typical fringer may ridicule his Droid to no end, yet without it, he is usual lost.
Star wars edge of the Empire core rulebook.

Not the only nerd
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>>709113858
>>709113905
>>709118321

Select the Line command icon in the Draw toolbar.
-AutoCAD 2016 Tutorial - First Level 2D Fundamentals
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>>709118891
Ok
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"Una vez la condesa estuviera celosa, pero intrigada, sería el momento de cautivarla."
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"I would judge it to be approximately eighty-five dollars a month" The Glass Menagerie
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>>709110076
No one replied, but the man who had been in the well gave a hint that his long pole must have stirred up something intangible.
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The robbed that smiles steals something from the thief, he robs himself that spends a bootless grief

Othello
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Cone South with me, and I'll teach you how to laugh again

Lucky me
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I'm not going to post the background quote shit, so here is the first real line:

"The gray morning invaded Darren Leone's life with callous disdain for his lack of sleep, and it did so in the form of First Lieutenant Maher, who stood knocking on the frame of the hatch until the captain rose from his rack.
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"Why,it must be because you have no other purpose but to plague me."

Welp
50 Internets to who guesses the book
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"The friendly and peaceful Clefairy is admired by many for its magical powers"
The Official Pokémon Handbook
Literally the only book on my bookshelf, had it for 17 years
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>>709110076
"Inside, Jaffe had found the ape, transformed by Fletcher's distillation the Nuncio, into an ugly but undeniably human child."
The Great and Secret Show.
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"Why, it must be because you have no other purpose but to plague me. How many times have I refused you?"

rly makes u think..
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>>709119478
Aye, do another mate. Why not.
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>>709110076
Red fish
Blue fish
Gold fish
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"He no longer can view himself in two parts, the carnal and the spiritual, but sees them merge as one, and then to his abysmal horror, discovers that they are only the carnal -- and always were!"

The Satanic Bible - Anton Szandor LaVey
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>>709120094
You are gay, retarded and should kill yourself. Read a fucking book.
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>>709120089
>>709120101
Woops, I did two sentences. Same book here - Dance of Dragons
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What can I, as a bartender, do to foster responsible drinking?

-Complete World Bartender Guide
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>>709116381
Kek
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Now they had bread and cheese, and plenty of ale, and bacon to toast in the embers of the fire.
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The Pelican bay sand dunes seem to sweep on forever, spanning more than 10 miles from the mouth of the smith River south along the Pacific Ocean, nearly reaching crecent city.
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>>709120129
Daddy?
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>>709120373
The Hobbit
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"A jar of wasps which when released would sting deeply."
The Shining - Stephen King
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>>709120405
dr.seuss
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"The straw knight jousts better than that one."
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Game of thrones (first one)
As Danny stood, her tokar began to slip. She caught it and tugged it back in place. "You with the sack," she called, "did you wish to speak with us? You may approach."
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"He fished out her wallet and opened it."
Doctor Sleep - Stephen King
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Fuck you. It's an annotation in Morality and Global Justice: Justification and Applications.
>This is set out in more detail in Michael Boylan, A Just Society (Lanham, MD, and Oxford: Rowman and Littlefield, 2004): ch. 3.

I never thought my PC tower prop would be this significant. I got it at a fucking garage sale!
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The right hand has ever been considered the seat 'of fideliiy, and our ancient brethren worshipped Deity under the name of Fides; which has sometimes been represented by two right hands joined together ; at others, by two human figures holding each other by the right hand ; the right hand, therefore, we use.in this great and important undertaking, to signify in the strongest manner possible the sincerity of our intentions in the business we are engaged.
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"That's balderdash!"

Tower of Swallows, 4th book in the Witcher series
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>>709120110
"After haunting me for 20 hours straight, the ghosts in Dan's place finally took a break."

Gravity Falls: Journal 3

I have no idea if it was actually page 45 since there are no page numbers.

I'm gonna stop with this one because it seems the other ons nearby dont have page numbers either and im too lazy to get up/count pages.

>gif: gravity falls related, but fan made
>source: Manyakisart on tumblr
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>>709120204
Kek,that's great. One day,we shall finish this book
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"As the final months of his enlistment drew near, many of his new military family put pressure on him to sign up for a second go around."
Paradigm Rift - Randy McWilson
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So gefällst du mir.
That's how I like you.

Faust, Part 1
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>>709120754
My bad thats actually the 5th book. Anyway I think I'm screwed based off this
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"some crazed hitchhiker dropped off the road here, liked the looks of the place, and stayed for near on a year." Was expecting some stupid shit but... damn.
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>>709119478
Let's play, hit us with a book.

We imagined great windows that would take in the whole lake, winter blanketing the ground in white; the dinghy we would use to travel from one side to the other; catching fish from a little boat; everlasting excursions into the almost virgin forest.
-The Motorcycle Diaries
, Ernesto "Che" Guevara
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>>709110076

>This chapter examines the internal and external forces that affect business.

Oddly applicable.
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>>709120984
Fuck didnt know this was the sad one.
Here's a lewd one for y'all to make up for any feels
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>>709110076
"Holy shit," Van Patten exclaims. "I've never seen..."
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>>709119478
Fuck off faggot.

>Hur durr I'm such a nerd! XDDD I like one of the most popular series of my generation.


Go fuck yourself.
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>>709121083
3 people reading the same book. You got the wrong page,/b/ro
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i have no books in my house
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>>709110076
The flashing arrow was a tougher proposition--at first I couldn't see how I was going to unhook it from the locked battery box without electrocuting myself.

Nightmares & Dreamscapes
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"HAGRID: Couldn't make us a cup o' tea, could yeh?"
Harry Potter and the Cursed Child -- Parts One and Two -- - J.K. Rowling, John Tiffany, & Jack Thorne
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>>709110076
"Hello", she lied.
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But bring your youngest brother to me so I will know that you are not spies but honest men.
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Pic relevant
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The USP (Universal Self-loading Pistol) was designed with the intentionof incorprating all the various features which military and law enforcement agencies appeared to find vital.
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"He unbuckled his seat belt."
Either I'm in for a wild ride or about to get ass blasted.
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>>709121220
Okay, okay, last one though.

"Thre was something about Scooter..."
>This is page 44
"...That made people want to throw things at his head."
>Page 45

"Creepy Susie and 13 other tragic tales for troublee children" by Angus Oblong

Good shit btw.
>Creepy Susie is the fucking waifu of the century ok
>best wife

Image: Book cover
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>>709116681
Count of Monte Cristo?
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One of the most irksome aspects of life in the 21st century is the epidemic of "hipness" among dimwitted, herd following denizens.
-Put Downs and Zingers
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>>709121392
I havent even read the book yet, chill.
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"It doesnt mean we know what will happen."
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One never had the smallest clue as to what happened to them.
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"Like not a boy I know or anything but just some good looking guy and me and what we do if we had the chance"
The simple gift
Fuck
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>>709120097
Fuck yeah, great book. "Choke" was the book closest to me, but "Imajica" was right beneath..
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'Ooooooh.' he moaned.

Reaper man.
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>>709122014
A Dirty Job, was better...I love me some Christopher Moore
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Angle brackets: used to enclose letters and numbers.
Websters dictionary
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>>709121293
Dammit this one wasnt good either fuck it just have an unrelated(?) gif by the same dude
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"The quality of the Maybricks' female staff was remarkable."
-The Diary of Jack the Ripper: the chilling confessions of James Maybrick
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"strong young face, with a smile that made him charming to the ladies."
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"Communication is the glue that holds civilization together."

This is from a Bruce Campbell book.
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>>709110076
"When I saw her in the full light it was an old lady"
K
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>>709110076
God preserve Carolina and the Lord's Proprieters 1694

Alrighty then
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>>709122031
lol wut
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>>709110076
A fall back move is a fighting withdrawl rather than a out - and - out rout
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>>709122428
you are weak
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> el lecho mio es blanco y es Primavera.
>Alfonsina Storni
I don't know how to translate this to english though, and this needs context if you don't understand the artist, but she is my lovelife in a nutshell (when i used to feel love), im still depressed though.
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>>709123208
Your post gives me chest congestion
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"They did not sing or tell stories that day, even though the weather improved; nor the next day, nor the day after."

How could The Hobbit betray me like this?
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>>709123208
The milk... bed of mine is white and is... primavera? Que?
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>>709123277
Why?
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>>709122052
Lol couldn't you just be happy with a Series of Unfortunate Events or Harry Potter? Troubled children? Actually I'm aware of Oblong's art, good stuff. I remember watching some of the tv show as well.

As the world becomes more crowded and human consumption uses an even greater proportion of earth's ecosystem services, international cooperation about global environmental issues will become even more critical.
-Environmental Science - Toward a Sustainable Future
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Destroy The Purifier.

>Holy fuck, my girlfriend is a christian virgin.
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He says "Don't talk rubbish," and proceeds to do a series of hectic, crab-like cartwheels.

Mister Sandman - Barbara Gowdy

Seriously WTF?
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>>709123779
People asked for more books, since I had more nearby... I'm guessing you're talking about my multiple books?

Oblong's work is underappreciated though. Really is good shit.
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End of chapter questions.
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>>709124055
Nah, I'm judging it by it's cover and title is all I guess. Assuming really that it's a book for troubled children. Or is the title meant to be satirical? You know, what's it aboot?
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the complete book of the freshwater aquarium

After this the fish was released into its new surroundings.

(Divorced, feels good man!)
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Jonas watched and cheered as Lilly marched proudly to the stage, became an eight and revived a jacket that she would wear this year, this one with smaller buttons and this year pockets that showed she was mature enough to keep track of all her small belongings. -the giver
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>>709110076
tfw thesaurus
"best, beat, defeat 727.6; beat all hollow [informal]"
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>>709123636
>>709123636
"The bed of mine is white and is Spring" (describing her heart in some way), i don't know how some people would translate this to english, that's why i didn't want to translate it.
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The necronomicon

"A period when luck was poor; interments fell off,
And thoes that did occur were specimens either too diseased or too maimed for us."
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"'What is it, Mom?""

Wincest, ahoy.
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>>709124486
Sorry for the late reply

Nah, its 100% satirical... I guess its not FOR troubled children, but ABOUT them. It really is a good read and it isnt too long. Pretty dark humour and it's pretty much where the show originated.
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But if someone is trying to hide there tears, it may also be noble to pretend not to notice them so they won't be embarrassed. A series of unfortunate events #11
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"Backyard Baseball 2006"

The closest book happened to be for cheat codes from 2007
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>>709110076
Theres rules for that too.
Book of Erotic Fantasy
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"Martin had accepted some weird jobs, but this one took the cake."

World of Darkness core rulebook.
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>>709110076
"They're moaning reluctantly, but an order is an order."
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"For one dazed, insane instant Steve believed wildly that they were being attacked by re-embodied warriors of a vanished age; then the spiteful crack of a bullet past his ear and the acrid smell of powder told him that their foes were material enough."

Robert E. Howard, Cthulhu: The Mythos and Kindred Horrors
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"Looks like we won't survive this like we thought"
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"And then I grabbed her boob"
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>>709110076
"So, for example, the skin you're wearing-we invented it, and it was one of the inventions banned at the end of the war."
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>>709126461
Score.
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"Then you're over a steep range and down into the top of the valley you want."

Ian Fleming, For Your Eyes Only
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>>709110076
>When Napoleon conquered Italy, he forced Pius VI(1775-1799) to take a long march from Siena through Italy and into France
Bathroom Reader: plunges into history
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"Morality, he argued, was not about pleasing God, but about acting in ways that added to human happiness here on earth."
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>>709121569
Then you don't have a love life.
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Although we don't know for certain, Caesar probably fought in the campaign against Spartacus since he had been elected by the people of Rome as a military tribune on his return to Italy.
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>>709120089
I was about to post this but I knew I'd find it in the thread
>tfw only finished 1 book
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>>709110076
Pour chaque personne, choisissez un endroit et dites ou cette personne est dites aussi ce qu'elle est en train de faire.

it's the book for my french homework
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>>709110076
Pre-implantation genetic diagnosis has already been used during in vitro fertilization procedures to screen embryos produced for monogenic disorders such as Huntington’s disease and for predisposition to some late-onset diseases such as breast cancer.
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>>709110076
"Like I said back there... It's safer not to move around too much. 'Here be tigers' and all that."
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>>709126666
bone apple tea
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"It is my name" he said in as soft a voice as he could manage.- The Wayfarer Redemption: Starman
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What do you think I want with the coffin? To take it for a Sunday stroll? I want to do with the coffin what one does with a coffin: I want to bury it
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>>709126699
I have some books around me and I posted each in this thread - no fiction - and my love life is an absolute joke. I wish I had my own library of books and vinyls tbqhwy. I wish I could spend my life reading and listening to music. I could make a great living out of just those two things, and movies.
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"Jane Austen (as timeless a writer as there will ever be) wrote about courtship and matrimony in an essentially sexless universe" - But what if we're wrong
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>>709110076
The page is empty...

Just like my love life...
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Troop Type: Monster
Lizardmen 8th edition rulebook
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closest book is colouring book. Uncoloured bird...
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>>709110076
>opened to page 45 first try

16. Consider the vector equation x=p+t(q-p), where p and q correspond to the distinct points P and Q in R2 or R3.
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>>709110076
During the next year or two he had turned up fairly often, coming unexpectedly after dusk, and going off without warning before sunrise.
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>>709110076
"But in building a statue, which would you prefer?"
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"It would be vain my attempting to tell you the horror with which, even now, I recall the occurrence of that night."

- Carmilla, by J. Sheridan LeFanu


...yeah, that sounds pretty accurate.
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>in english

"I want to go to the upper deck"
lmao

>Russian in record time.
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"As I have already noted, the case for curbing our curiosity here has two parts: it must show both (1) that religion provides net benefits to humankind, and (2) that these benefits would be unlikely to survive such an investigation." - Breaking The Spell.
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When developing the concept for this robot I came up with the idea of having it work in a junkyard, where he would be "the destroyer" of metal scraps.

kinky
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"Much of the expenditure was devoted to administrative and wage costs, or to military services (in 1936 the army budget devoted only 8.6 percent to weapons, but almost 5 percent to horses and fodder)"

uh, I'm going to need some help interpreting this.
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