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Club Kek is now open /b/ you know the rules but here's a refresher for those who forgot

Singles- Not allowed
Dubs- Get in
Trips- VIP
Quads- Celebrity Treatment
Quints or better- Become new owner
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>>709109812
yo, let me in
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>>709109812
Ezpz faggot guard
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rolling
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rolling for quads or quints
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>>709109812
Let me in boys. I got what you need
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>>709109812
let me in baby ill suck your dick
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Out of my way fags
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rolling
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Rollinnnnn
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r0llin
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Roll
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>>709109812
rolling
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>>709109812
wassup
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roll
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Lemme in nigger!
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let me show you all how it's done
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quads comin i can feel it
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>>709109812
fuck you doin, just let me in
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>>709110444
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>>709109812
Let's get in
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Here you go sir
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>>709110444
>>>/vip/
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>>709110444
trips darnit but o well vip treatment still good
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They see me rolling they hating
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>>709109812
My nigga
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>>709110444
Jesus christ its jason borne
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Step aside, coming in.
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Jes' lemme in
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whats good fam, ima just show myself in *daps up*
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trips
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let me in OP
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Let me in
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VIP Checked
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step aside ladies
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heya
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Nigehz
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I am here to drink beer and fuck your girl
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>>709109812
Roll
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let me in, you know me OP
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>>709109812
Yo can my friend get in too? He's got no id
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>>709109812
let me in or ill tell mom
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You won't faggot
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roll
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Trust me these may look like singles but they are actually dubs
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rollirino
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Haha im the only person in bitches VIP treatment check these trips >>709110444
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>>709109812
*falls over*
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Time to get some pussy boys
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roll,
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i wont shoot it up this time i promise
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let me en faggots
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get the fuck out of my face bitch im going in
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*teleports into club*

nothing personnel kid
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>>709109812
rollllllllllllinnnnn in the deep
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just gonna let myself in
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>>709111026
Easy reroll
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>>709109812
I own Club Kek
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Here's my membership card.
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>>709110966
check these dubs
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This is fucking retarded, shouldn't you kids who shouldn't even be on this website be asleep right now?
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you all suck at dubs, now watch this
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c-can i go in p-please?
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cant even get dubs :(
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>>709111337
that's pretty l337 bro
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Thx
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>>709111337
>1337

you deserve ownership
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let me in pl0x
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>>709111337
>1337
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>>709110444
How yall with no trips feeling right now
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>>709109812
do you know who I fucking am?
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Dropped my wallet.
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Become new owner? Please I've always owned this shit. Just another day, Just another quint.
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>>709111600
ooo check these dubs boys and i also got trips
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>>709109812
I've arrived
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Great chicks in here
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>>709109812
Ay, dubs coming through.
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ay yo mang let me in
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rollin for quints bby
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>>709109812

piss in my ass
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>>709111195
>>709111766
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Out of my way fags
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taking this club by force, out of the way fuccbois
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Let me in nigger
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Step aside fags
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dubs or I'll shoot
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>>709109812
let me in
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I'm coming in.
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I'm probably the only one here that actually parties, let me in faggot.
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Woops, wrong ID
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Out of my way! A Club Zozzle vip coming
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Let me in
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Here, i left my trips at home
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checkem faggots
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>>709109812
Alright faggot move aside
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>>709112103
re roll
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>>709109812
Seems easy enough.
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>>709109812
Kek me in fgt
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roll
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>>709109812
can I come in
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rollllll
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>>709109812
ayyy where the pussy at
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re roll
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>>709109812
Here's my id
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Just gonna slide on in here
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please
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>>709112020
reeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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>>709109812
I'm not a nigger
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i know a guy who knows a guy faggot let me in
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>>709109812
What up nignogs
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Fucking niggers
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>>709109812
Let's do This Mate
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op es faggot
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>>709109812
>>709107237
MAKE /b/ GREAT AGAIN. THIS SHIT IS BIGGER THAN OPERATION DRAKE. GET THE FUCK IN HERE.
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>>709109812
let me in
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roll
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>>709109812
well fuck with my luck i am not going to get in
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>>709109812
Sup Dawg
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attempt #2 used wrong id last time ;)
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LET ME IN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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roll
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My roll is the greatest roll. Everyone is saying so.
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>>709109812
k lets see
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hello i'm here to party
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>>709111111
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Thanks for letting me in.
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>>709109812
dubs
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>>709112577
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Please, the crowd I'm looking for is inside
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>>709112222
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>>709109812
ey yo mr clean, let me in
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watch and learn niggers
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>>709109812
hi
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I'll show you how it's done.
Let me in, boys.
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>>709112777
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No niggers allowed.
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>>709112773
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whats good bois?
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All niggers need to gtfo daddy is in the building
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boi
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START THOSE FRYERS
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>>709109812
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>>709109812
Lemme in bruv
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roll
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>>709109812
Let me in
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>>709112952
MY LEG
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>>709112952
cause I sure am hungry for some
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>>709109812
FUCK OUT THE WAY
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>>709109812
Here I come!
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>>709109812
mkay
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>>709109812
Get ready for these trips
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Shitty cum farts. Check em
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>>709111111

TRUMP IS NUMBER !
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move.
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>>709109812
Checkem
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>
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Quads bitch
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CHECK EM
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rollin bitches
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rolling
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TopKek Poi~
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Check em
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>>709109812
New owner of the club commin through, im raising the price so i can install more sluts in the walls
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on my way in, dont mind me sir
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check these quints
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>>709113811
hey i know him let me in too
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Coming in
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Rollin
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>>709109966

I'm with him
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Can I enter?
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I'm in bois
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>>709109812
See you losers inside
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goin in
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>>709114159
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If dubs, bouncer blows the next singles.
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>>709114220
Oh fuck off you guys. Not today.
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>>709114220
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LET ME IN
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>>709114359
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>>709109812
Is this the salty spittoon?
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>>709114416
Wasted. Kys.
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>Niggers, man
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>>709114455
Oh look I got in, ha and that faggot wasted his get.
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Sup bitches
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roll
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>>709109812
what it do playa? Just a pimp checkin in
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roll
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EWW! NIGGERS ARE DISGUSTING!
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>>709114610
We don't like your kind here. And by your kind I mean faggots.
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>>709114416
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////
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>>709114656
looks like we are both outside. Mind taking this inside?
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>>709109812
Hey muscle, let me through
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let me in
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daddy i love you
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Can I come in?
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>>709109812
It's me
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C-Can I use your restroom?
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>>709109812
can i enter?
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>>709109812
there you go
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Trips here baby
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>>709109812
try and stop me punk
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>>709112001
9/11 2001

WIZARDY IT HAS BEEN WITNESSED!
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>>709109812
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Roll
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Rollll
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>>709109812
roll
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Trips go!
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>>709109812
Yo fuck club kek, club zozzle is the shit! Btw let me in pls
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>>709109812
I promise I won't shoot the place up
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roll
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roll
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rolllll
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>>709114511
>>709114715

I had an extra ticket anyways.
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Let me in nigger
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>>709111168
YO!
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>>709109812
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5IuJGHuIkzY
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GO TRIPS GODDAMMIT!
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Let me in!
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LET ME IN!
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>>709115500
sweet
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>>709115555
i demand being treated like a celebrity
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>>709109812
Hey, let me in
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>>709115555
HOLY SHIT CHECKED
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move to the side guard fag
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Waz gucci mah niggas
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Oi.
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>>709115555
MR. PRESIDENT
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>>709109812
I'll give it a shot.
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TRIIIIIIIIIIPPPOPPPSSSSSSS"!!!!!!"!!!!!!
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Rollin
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>>709109812
I'll just walk right in now
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Roll
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Trips niggers. Swag mode
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Knock knock bitch
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dubs get
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>>709116031
Reroll
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Keking all night
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Owner
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I WANT IN
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>>709109812
the bouncer is a fag with a small cock
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Re roll muh nig
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Let me in!!!
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Roll
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How to VIP?
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Roll sus
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>bo bo
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Give me a free Room and throw 5 Ladies into there.
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Ayyy lmao. Fuck you.
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>>709109812

i came to party
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roll
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>>709109812
I am owner now.
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>>709116899
Just kidding. At least I got in though.
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After the recent shooting in there I didnt think it would open so soon.
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dont mind if i do
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The nigger bouncer just got rocked by a pool cue. Who else fuckin wants some?
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>>709116944
I got in again. Sweet.
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step aside
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I want to die
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>>709109812
Rollo thesamewaytogothroughtheprocess
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>>709117181
>>709117281
Has science gone too far?
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Roll
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Peepee in poopoo
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>>709117422
Ayy I'm in
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Hey, boys. Step aside.
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We tight?
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>>709117422
well you paid with peepee in poopoo. fagget
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>>709109812
forever alone
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roll
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Quad
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step aside.
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>>709109812
give me in
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am I in?
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get out of my club
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I think I'm in
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>>709109812
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so close last time
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