I'm being held at gun point by faggots to make this thread,

Yell "THE HOLOCAUST IS A HOAX"

>>709106710

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0jGbw1sDGZT

>>709106451
In a soft sensual voice
"please grab my pussy god emperor Trump-sama"

Loli voice
"I finger myself to the thought of autistic squirrels."

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>>709107056

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1iinRcSndUA

>mfw I'm going to vote for the God Emperor tomorrow

grab her by the pussyy

>>709107281

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1eI5VEsNmhu

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>>709106451

hey loli-chan love your threads

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1gei75p5wAs

>>709106710
rollin

>>709106451
loli voice op
"i want to fuck brassrhino; brassrhino master race"

sempie sempie sempie sempie sempie sempie sempie sempie sempie sempie sempie sempie sempie sempie sempie sempie sempie sempie sempie sempie sempie sempie sempie sempie sempie sempie sempie sempie sempie sempie sempie sempie sempie sempie sempie sempie sempie sempie sempie sempie sempie sempie sempie sempie sempie sempie sempie sempie sempie sempie sempie sempie sempie sempie sempie sempie sempie sempie sempie sempie sempie

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>>709107639

http://vocaroo.com/i/s16sm2o5pGTw

Yell "No! Adolf I don't care if we are siblings I will not let eat out my pussy"

>>709107948

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1324E7JtoKH

>>709107639
>I'LL GET YOU NEXT TIME, GADGET

Got proof, OP? Who has the gun?
I don't need a name, just wanna see it.

>>709108412

http://vocaroo.com/i/s17Ab3jlrIYW

>>709108755

tbh that would be pretty hot

but nah, people in my discord group totes bullied me into making it

<:3c

>>709109101
"This must be the work of an enemy stando!"

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>>709109209

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1R3HVMkM2ya

>>709106451
Say "Oy very, the goyim know! Shut it down!"

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>>709108299

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0MayMVRrpuc

>>709108653

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1sfC7NSVGpo

>>709107006
Op are you 12?

Yell "IM PREGNANT!"

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>>709109371

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1iIRAZdbT5r

>>709109437

Shit is spot on, very niceu.

>>709109870
How do you get your voice to sound like that?

>>709110006

http://vocaroo.com/i/s00z1nCoYUPJ

No one cared who I was till I became J1N5.

>>709110222
Makes perfect sense. I can't do voices well. I've never been into anime never caught my eye I guess, any recommendations?

>>709109870
"This lolipop sure does taste funny mister. You say there's a prize in the middle?"

>>709110222
You have a husky girl voice, how fat are you?

>>709110377

:3c

>>709110435

I like manime, so like Jojo's Bizarre Adventure, Yu Yu Hakusho, HunterxHunter, One Punch Man, ect.

>>709110452

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0uNDKd2uAgv

>>709110565

My 600 Pound Life tier

"Hey anon remember when we were small and we would touch each other. Well now that we're older want to do it again."

>>709111688

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0uZ1WjJeDCB

Marl Desu~ Stop ignoring me for minecraft!


(Ill love you if you do this)

can you just tell me you love me

>>709112384

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1FVY9V9dhae

Try to pronounce this

Suleyksejun

>>709112694
This will piss my friend off, I love you.. Thank you

>>709111239
Cool.
Now yell "BEEFCAKE! BEEFCAKE!" In a Cartman voice

It's not just a phase dad! *make noise as if cutting wrists including sqouish noises*. Now fuck my slits and cum in my bloodstream." in an edgy teenager voice

>>709112645

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0bRNsCj3Rq8

>>709112720

http://vocaroo.com/i/s11cKQcBD6Qm

>>709112813

:3c

>>709112815

http://vocaroo.com/i/s04pDF729UzG

>>709113114

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0x9NJboofke

"hocheon, you're a faggot. deus vult, allahu akbar"

>>709113399
i love you too

>>709113547

http://vocaroo.com/i/s05U9iiz9wFT

bayarea, what is your name.

>>709114042
k den :(

"Put your 12 inch italian meat on 5 cheese and herb bread in my convection oven Jared Fogle-senpai." Obviously in loli.

>>709114528

http://vocaroo.com/i/s04ltpTN11H7

>>709113399
Can you make loli sexual heavy breathing sounds?

this request is very close to my heart.

please treat it with respect.
According to all known laws
of aviation,


there is no way a bee
should be able to fly.


Its wings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground.


The bee, of course, flies anyway


because bees don't care
what humans think is impossible.

fuckin please ;-; "bay area anonymous, what the fuck is your name"

Hey everybody, did the news get around
About a guy named Butcher Pete
Oh, Pete just flew into this town
And he's choppin' up all the women's meat

He's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
He's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
He's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
He just hacks, wacks, choppin' that meat

Butcher Pete's got a long sharp knife
He starts choppin' and don't know when to stop
All you fellows gotta watch your wifes
'Cause Pete don't care who's meat he chops

He's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
He's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
He's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
He just hacks, wacks, choppin' that meat

>>709115326
seconding this, please do this one

>>709115326
yes please

You are now the 600 pound queen of 4chan. You should wear a top kek shirt.

"we know we're muted, and we wanna know why! i dont know what brandon and i did, but we're sick of being constantly muted and deleted.. *heavy breathing* you gotta walk on eggshells to get around in this group, and im sick of it!!"

sad/angered loli, will be forever in your debt for this one.

>>709110377
Don't ignore my REQUEST REEEEEE
"IT WOULD BE EXTREMLY PAINFUL!!....FOR YOU!!!"

>>709115039

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1i1sGWXej9F

>>709115100

of course anon http://vocaroo.com/i/s0GDy2WQtqlr

>>709115326

Sorry, it takes me a bit to pick up tunes of songs I don't know properly because of bad memory and autism

>>709115684
Dominant loli voice.

Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears;
I come to bury Caesar, not to praise him.
The evil that men do lives after them;
The good is oft interred with their bones;
So let it be with Caesar. The noble Brutus
Hath told you Caesar was ambitious:
If it were so, it was a grievous fault,
And grievously hath Caesar answer’d it.
Here, under leave of Brutus and the rest–
For Brutus is an honourable man;
So are they all, all honourable men–
Come I to speak in Caesar’s funeral.
He was my friend, faithful and just to me:
But Brutus says he was ambitious;
And Brutus is an honourable man.
He hath brought many captives home to Rome
Whose ransoms did the general coffers fill:
Did this in Caesar seem ambitious?
When that the poor have cried, Caesar hath wept:
Ambition should be made of sterner stuff:
Yet Brutus says he was ambitious;
And Brutus is an honourable man.
You all did see that on the Lupercal
I thrice presented him a kingly crown,
Which he did thrice refuse: was this ambition?
Yet Brutus says he was ambitious;
And, sure, he is an honourable man.
I speak not to disprove what Brutus spoke,

But here I am to speak what I do know.

You all did love him once, not without cause:

What cause withholds you then, to mourn for him?

O judgment! thou art fled to brutish beasts,

And men have lost their reason. Bear with me;

My heart is in the coffin there with Caesar,

And I must pause till it come back to me

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>>709107006
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0jGbw1sDGZT

U sound like fucking Nyanners

"Niggers and jews are always bad news!"

You're awesome lol, Could you please say "Oh yeah daddy, Fuck your little girl, im a good little slut, right daddy?"

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Please say "I would never turn on your empire and stab you multiple times in the back... I love Rome."

>>709116421
mmm i wanna hear this

>>709115638
please do this one

>>709115326
>>709115440
>>709115505

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1bzezIkpvCa

>>709115638

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0sOHKjMEcKz

>>709115658

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1rTIYYBTIlg

>>709115971

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1QkPDB1agv9

Say ravioli ravioli give me the formuoli

>>709116869
You actually did it. The absolute madwoman. Appreciate it!

>>709116869
You are awesome as fuck if you say this for me in loli voice
"The Gewehr (pronounced guh-vair) 98 (abbreviated G98, Gew 98 or M98) is a German bolt-action Mauser rifle firing cartridges from a 5-round internal clip-loaded magazine that was the German service rifle from 1898 to 1935, when it was replaced by the Karabiner 98k. The Gewehr 98 action, using stripper clip loading with the powerful 7.92×57mm Mauser cartridge"

Say "I swear to fucking god if someone touches my frosted flakes, there will be hell to pay."

fresh prince of bel-air theme pls

I'm pretty fucking sad senpai, can you say "Steve cheer up!" ? I've been working everyday for 4 months without a break and recently I've had some financial trouble. I could use a boost from another person..thanks. I work at a family business so I my "lunch" brakes don't mean anything =/ I still work as work needs to be done.
Thanks

Loli voice

"That's a very good argument, but ponder this. Is there a character that could EVER defeat Uchiha Madara? And I'm not talking about Edo Tensei Uchiha Madara. I'm not talking about Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara either. Hell, I'm not even talking about Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan and Rinnegan doujutsus (with the rikodou abilities and being capable of both Amateratsu and Tsukuyomi genjutsu), equipped with his Gunbai, a perfect Susano'o, control of the juubi and Gedou Mazou, with Hashirama Senju's DNA implanted in him so he has mokuton kekkei genkai and can perform yin yang release ninjutsu while being an expert in kenjutsu and taijutsu. I’m also not talking about Kono Yo no Kyuseishu Futarime no Rikudo Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan (which is capable of Enton Amaterasu, Izanagi, Izanami and the Tsyukuyomi Genjutsu), his two original Rinnegan (which grant him Chikushodo, Shurado, Tendo, Ningendo, Jigokudo, Gakido, Gedo, Bansho Ten’in, Chibaku Tensei, Shinra Tensei, Tengai Shinsei and Banbutsu Sozo) and a third Tomoe Rinnegan on his forehead, capable of using Katon, Futon, Raiton, Doton, Suiton, Mokuton, Ranton, Inton, Yoton and even Onmyoton Jutsu, equipped with his Gunbai (capable of using Uchihagaeshi) and a Shakujo because he is a master in kenjutsu and taijutsu, a perfect Susano’o (that can use Yasaka no Magatama ), control of both the Juubi and the Gedou Mazou, with Hashirama Senju’s DNA and face implanted on his chest, his four Rinbo Hengoku Clones guarding him and nine Gudodama floating behind him AFTER he absorbed Senjutsu from the First Hokage, entered Rikudo Senjutsu Mode, cast Mugen Tsukuyomi on everybody and used Shin: Jukai Kotan so he can use their Chakra while they are under Genjutsu."

>>709117274
Jesus fuck

>>709116726
You're revered as a saint good lady! Butcher Pete forever!

>>709106451
Loli voice say

"If people say you are what you eat, is that why I'm such a pussy?
It's finger lickin' good
ARE YE A BOY OR A GIRL LASSY?
I can't wait 'til I get you on the floor, good-looking
Going out so hot, just like an oven
And I'll burn myself, but just had to touch it
Five nights at fuckboys is not funny in the slightest
Pass me the lube
Anal monkey"

"Cum inside me or I'll show these pictures to everyone! I don't think your girlfriend would be very happy about that. *Moan*. Now I'll always have a part of you inside me" Yandere voice fam. Like Mirai Nikki.

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>>709116020

Doesn't every asshole who does a generic loli voice? :3c

>>709116261

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0YWwSAQ4cZ2

>>709116421
>>709116568

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0b4fBs2maSd

>>709116477

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0GvKscH2VBh

>>709116726

I've been meaning to watch all of this, only watched the first few minutes tbh.

>>709116421
>>709117447

Jesus Damn that's good lol <3

>>709117273
Please don't let the thread die...I could use a little inspiration for tomorrow.

Brayden! awww you're so cute you little neo nazi boy! How cute!

(neo nazi kid I know that hates anime)

>>709117844
Bump.

>>709117447
"TRUMP! TRUMP! TRUMP!"

Hitler did nothing wrong tehe

>>709116948

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0I8urJNI5dY

>>709117148

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0hypRk2pHWa

>>709117240

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1HvNAzuaTBB

>>709117249

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1mHB92nfS0R

>>709117273

Hope things get better my dude

http://vocaroo.com/i/s06JQqNm5chE

>>709117274

http://vocaroo.com/i/s16aVxfQB0cT

>>709117411

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0h9fMM6v0mZ

>>709117413

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ZzwbMa52ea

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>>709118154
bump..

>>709118006

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Fho15C0U2R

>>709118254

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1gtcsBIAMG2

>>709118373

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Cu0bVxzDso

According to all known laws
of aviation,


there is no way a bee
should be able to fly.


Its wings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground.


The bee, of course, flies anyway


because bees don't care
what humans think is impossible.


Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.


Ooh, black and yellow!
Let's shake it up a little.

>>709118935

>>709115684

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>>709118639
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s16aVxfQB0cT
Holy shit im fucking crying, this is by far the most i have ever laughed on this site, thanks for the keks OP

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>>709118789
"Get your hate speech out of this campus!"

Op sounds like Vanna Lemon...

>>709106451
>>709108299
continue the penny scenario

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Try singing this new song I made if you dare >>709118789

YOU'RE THE MAN LINCOLN, YOU'RE THE MAN, YOU'RE THE MANYOU'RE THE MANYOU'RE THE MAN
your THE MAN LINCOLN YOUR THE MAN MAN MAN, YOURDA YOURDA MAN LINCOLN
S-SOLO!!
YOU'RE THERE MAN LINCOLN, YOU'RE THE MAN LINCOLN -LOUDER- YOUR THE THE YOUR THE YOU'RE THE MAN LINCOLN AND YOU HAVEN THE 10 SISTERS LALLALAL YOU'RE A VERY COOL GUY LINCOLN AND YOU ARE VERY COOL, LOOK AT YOU WEARING THAT OBEY HAT, YOU ARE SO COOL AND YOU HAVE 10 SISTERS DOO DOO DODO
you the manyotheman yoyoyoyoy

>>709119781
(in a loli voice :-)

>>709118789
Hey you should say all the steam aliases in this

https://youtu.be/0kQIBZubgk0

Or at least "DICK DEVOURER, FAG DEFLOWERER"

Say "O-onii-chan! Ya-yame- ... ma-tte ..."

Add some moans inbetween. That would be great.
Thanks.

In the most basic bitch voice you can muster

"Rip off these leggings and fuck my tight white pussy! Don't worry about going to hard my uggs have great traction. I need some cream for this pumpkin spice latte, shoot off in my mouth. mmmmmm thanks darkie back to your stocks."

>>709106451

I need to fap hard so can you please moan and pretending I'm fucking you with my small cock. Say my name a few times, Ben.

>>709119285

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1sG2Q7D4nVa

>>709119375

who dat

>>709119699

I haven't watched Inspector Gadget in years, so I don't know how do <:3c

>>709119781

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1WgwVQY3crl

>>709119983

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0V3utwH4kaE

>>709120059

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1GDzRP2kQST

>>709120702

Do it in loli voice pls

In loli voice please!

"Mister, will you pleeease fuck me? I need it. I'll let you have my little sister too."

>>709120735
>undulating lewdly
oh baby.

>>709120682

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0eDZwV16Stp

>>709120702

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0kpkcO4VYJY

>>709120909

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1369UupL4I3

>>709121072

>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0kpkcO4VYJY

HOLYMFUCK MOOAAAAR pls

>>709120735
You yelled that quietly. Are you in a house with people you dont want to wake? Do your parents know you're making lewd noises for strangers on the internet? :c)

>>709121072

This isn't vocachan is it? God I miss her

>>709106451
Can you say. "Woahg hey guys, welcome to EB games"

>>709120735
can you say "what a nice big knob you have there" a sexy British loli accent

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Say, "what do ya call two niggers fuckin? Fuckin niggers"

>>709121666
Kek

Do more tinychat later

"Like this? ...Am I doing good, Daddy?"

>>709106451
Could I join your discord chat?

In your loli voice please say "mommy will you fuck my little pussy" :)

give us a "Alex is a stupid NIGGER!"

>>709122069
fuck off faggot

>>709122069
This, fuck alex tbh

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>>709120735
>tfw you write out all the lyrics by listening to it and she don't ent even sing it all

>>709122069
you faggot

>>709122204
Alex pls go and stay go

>>709121072
IDC how you do it, but give some sexy buildup that ends in "open the door, get on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur"

>>709122222
WEW LAD

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>>709121243

There is someone sleeping in the other room, but I moved out a while ago.

>>709121376

Uuuhhh, maybe? I was calling myself vocaroo-chan before.

>>709121441

http://vocaroo.com/i/s11kP0u7Jj5f

>>709121459

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1dusnLwkueb

>>709121666

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1MTEwbaonxz

>>709121750

join pic related fam

Say "Oh yeahhh, OHHH YEAHHH, ITS OK BABY, CUM INSIDE ME AH AH AH AH AH, Mommy loves your sticky cum."

Moan uncontrollably

Sorry I overloaded you on the forced orgasm memes last time, we good for a couple? :>

It's *so* cute watching Emma try to wiggle out of the box. She can't even lift her little cunt off the vibrator, and she hates it so much. You can play with the control if you want… turn that one up and she’ll lose her mind in there.

I really want to fap can you discuss Kierkegaard and Schopenhauer and Tolstoy's moral utilitarianism, etc. Show me how deep you are.

"The Sun has fallen out of orbit and is going to crash into the Earth. Humanity has randomly chosen people to enter an underground nuclear shelter with enough food and provisions for the next 50 years until the Earth is habitable again, luckily you were picked.
You are aloud to bring 1 (one) thing with you.

Choose wisely.."

>>709121766

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1qQctMDKcB9

>>709121788

Yee, here: >>709122330

>>709121810

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Z3WDua2Iqc

>>709122069

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1MLm2bvnzv3

>>709122222

I'm sorry, I'm serious about how bad my memory is, it takes me a while to grasp melodies, I got dumb brain.

>>709122314

That would take too long, I'm not very creative. <:3c

>>709122963

Can you do more with Ben please I'm close I'm edging hard for you Vocaroo chan

>>709122963
Bambooled again

>>709106451
Blowjob sounds

>>709122828
Kek

>>709122963
Can you make sucking noises?

>>709123333
Praise him!

>>709122437

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0nPgcPkfshS

>>709122512

http://vocaroo.com/i/s11WznDgH2xJ

>>709122618

yee

http://vocaroo.com/i/s19P7yKBEkIH

>>709122828

I'm essentially a bimbo, but I'm trying to become redpilled so.

>>709122847

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1wX2E8BYG6i

I'm calling it a night dudes, if you want follow the link in one of the pics I posted, I'll be there chillin' if you wanna chat or ask me to say shit.

"Look at your little dick. You really thought this would impress me, you fucking virgin? I bet even your waifu doesn't like you. Get the fuck out of my sight."

PLEASE

Good morning mister! Don't worry, mom went out an' she said I could have you all to myself till she gets back. ...What, you thought she'd leave you tied up all alone without anyone to wring out your cock?

>>709122963
Invite expired :(

>>709123489
these threads are always good

COME BACK!!!!!!!

I WANNA FUCK U SO MUCH PLS LUV ME

Thread dead move along now nothing to see here you stupid ass Mongolians

>>709123693
My exact thoughts

>>709118720
Bump for steve

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>>709123545

shouldn't expire, make sure you're putting it in right but uh, here's one, expires in 30 minutes tho

I am going to gather all erotic audio and transfer them into a potato so I can fuck potato with butter lube and at the same time eat while I FAP

>>709123750
Why mongolians?

>>709123974
Ingenious

>>709123489
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s19P7yKBEkIH
HNNG, so fucking good

Daddy, I have an idea. When mom goes out, we should tie Emma to the Sybian... I KNOW she's only 4! She won't even remember. I'll be so hot, come on... you know you want to see her come 'til she passes out.

Is she still here HELLO IS THIS VOCAROO YES IS THIS VOCAROO HELLO YES

Cringefiesta

>>709124469

WOW YES MOAR

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Just 20-30 seconds of just sex moans. Pls BB?

[unimpressed] Wow, it's soo big...

You better hurry before mom and dad get home! Do you need me to step on it? ... Oh my god you're already cumming!

>>709106451
loli:

"Ha,
Silly me!
How foolish can I be?
What caused me to forget?

Tsk-Tsk,
Shun-Shun.
I've been acting like a bum!
I shouldn't be so glum.

Seriously?!
How hard could it be?
This isn't like me!
With out it,
Life is so dreary.

Note to self:
Always remember
That secret ingredient of mine.
It's always there,
Easy to find:

Laughter!"

bump

In Loli voice: "Benny....Benny!! >:-(...stop playing overwatch and world of warcraft. you're-such-a fucking-faggot-holy-shit. no wonder you like those faggy paladins so much... they are nazis by the waaay~, and the undead are the jeeews~ *giggle*"