so /b/ whats the gayest thing you've done? >greentext
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
so /b/ whats the gayest thing you've done?
>greentext
>post pix
sissies get in here you sluts
bottom looks delicious af
>>709083049
Replying to this thread
>>709083049
That pic is getting me hard. Fuck
My friends and I used to fall in the same room when we were 12. One briefly jerked me off, best feeling ever.
That's my only experience with a guy.
>>709083049
>got dick sucked then sucked a dick
Every once in awhile I like to dress up in a cute sailor dress and thigh high socks and fuck my self silly with a nice 6 inch dildo
Won't post pics because I don't care for my body atm but maybe some day
>not fat but not skinny
>hairy+beard
>shave as much as possible everywhere before I start riding
>sensitive skin makes it a rare occasion
>lots of hair makes it a 2-3 hour process
>I just want to feel cute but life did not grant me that luxury
> Can't wait for money to change all that
>>709083049
Cross dressed and went to the gloryhole to suck cocks.
Prosecuted myself and got paid to suck or get sucked
Most in the middle thing
Cross dressed and had sex with a milf in front of her husband
Straightest thing
Had sex with the same milf 5 days straight when the husband was at work
>>709083049
>Going to a gay orgy.
>Gave a blowjob.
>Got fucked in the ass by one guy.
>At some point I was blowing a guy while two others were taking turns to fuck me.
>Tried, but couldn't get a dp.
Best night ever
I cross dressed and found a guy on CL to fuck me. It was actually my only interaction with a guy but I really liked it.
Bump for traps
I'm a homosex so, the usual...
>>709083862
Fap* damn autocorrect
>>709083049
Gayest thing I've ever done is what the guy on the bottom is doing. Except I wear black thigh highs. The guy I do it with is a married man who has an annoying wife that won't suck his cock every single morning or get ass slammed by his fat cock a few times a week like I will.
It's not that gay when you think about it. I still like girls
>>709083049
Probably having a boyfriend, sucking his cock, swalowing his cum and fucking his ass
>>709083870
>>709084014
>>709083878
We all wish we were cute traps
>Wore wife's thong
>Fucked my self with her dildos
>>709083049
Been on and off fooling around with guys since i was like 8 years old. I still consider myself only romantically interested in women but I really enjoy both genders sexually. Guys more than women typically but its 100 percent dependent on mood and the amount of alcohol i've consumed.
Alternatively, marry someone thats into anal stuff (for you) that way you can still experience that life without having to worry about HIV
>>709083870
shut up no one care faggot
>>709084578
You cared enough to reply nigger
>>709084402
Yeah. Too bad cross dressing is the best I can do. It would be nice to be a sexy trap.
>>709084366
his cock?
When i was 8 my 13 year old cousin blew me and fucking bit my dick, couldent cum but until he bit it was nice
>>709083049
Met a guy via snapchat
>>709084664
>the gayest comeback ever
I'm sometimes a closet sissy; as for the gayest thing, probably stared sneakily at the men's cock in the gym change rooms.
>>709083049
When I was a virgin (around 15) still I wanted to know what another human felt like against my benis.
So when I had a friend sleep over at my house, while he was fast asleep I poked at his back with the head of my benis.
>>709085189
>in a thread for faggots
No shit
>>709084453
That's it? Meh, that's a slow night for me
Cross dress while I masturbate.
>>709084972
No, i don't have any pic of us here, this cock belong to a dude we use to follow before he put his ad twitter on private
>>709085210
#me
Fuck a hot trap
>be 20
>5'6", 105lbs or so
>blonde, blue eyes
>get taken to a gay club by female friends
>we're all on ecstasy
>meet a guy I already knew
>he's black
>talk to him for a while
>friends disappear downstairs while we're just hanging out outside
>can't quite remember how it happened but he ends up taking me to a fairly discrete area
>ends up fucking me against a wall
It's a cliche but he was pretty hung, about eight inches and really thick
It hurt like fuck at first. We didn't use lube so it took a while to properly get into it
I've done stuff with other guys but that's definitely the gayest, considering
>>709085653
5' 6" so cute omg
>>709085351
do you cum on your own face?
>gay friend has the hots for me
>go to party, he's there
>do a bunch of speed, drink loads
>make out with about 5 people including him
>casually and oh so very smoothly drops a "I would suck you off whenever to be honest"
>>"tonight"
>"okay"
>go to his place
>barely get it up, dick is ampheta-mini
>him being strung out as well, succ me for nearly 3 hours, nigga got serious skills
>hops on my dick
>succs me some more, finally blow load, he swallows all of it
>don't sleep at all
>do a ciggy, listen to some emo
>no awkwardness
*college*
Was okay, I learned that I'm not into guys.
>In a summer camp, share tent with four.
>One of them is 2 years younger, 14.
>The second day I sucked his cock that was very big, near to 8 inches.
>>709085653
incredibly fake
>>709085890
Sometimes. I usually either eat it, or rub it in my ass when I play with a dildo.
>>709085653
>8 inches, pretty thick and no lube
sure
>>709085990
I'm entirely aware of how fake it might seem, considering it basically hits all the main cuck/sissy/bbc checklist points.
It actually happened, there's more details to it, and the same thing actually happened three other times
Twice where I just gave him a bj, and another time where he fucked me again
I actually recorded one of the bjs on my phone, but I'm not going to post it for obvious reasons
Think of it this way. If it was fake, I would have lavishly detailed it, not given a lazy basic summary.
>>709086196
Does my own saliva count as lube? If so then yeah, that.
>>709083049
Sucked dick when i was like 5
Not gay today though.
I've eaten my own cum, was using a carrot in a condom in my ass, and kept edging until I felt that need to cum and stopped, suddenly it was leaking out of me, still horny; I came into my hand, ate it and kept fucking my ass with a carrot. Sometimes I dream about it being a cock.
>>709083049
I have had homosexual sex in the doggy position for the sole purpose of propagating the gay agenda
>>709086380
post it, we wont show anybody
>>709086558
KEK
Let a wife and husband blow me
Turned /r9k/ into boipussy lovers for keks
>>709083049
>be me
>be loser
>go out to nightclubs alone because of aforementioned
>hang around by myself not talking to people
>only girl i talked to all night said "i'm just going to hang out with my friends"
>i'mfuntohangoutwith.jpg
>suddenly gay guy
>convinces me to let him suck my dick, don't have to suck his dick in return
>wellwhythefucknot
>takes me to disabled bathroom, i sit down and he inhales my hairy flaccid dick like a newborn taking it's first breath of air
>after about a minute it's obvious i'm not going to get hard, he stands up and thrusts his throbbing cock in my face
>for some reason i am ok with this
>after about a minute of sucking his dick he tells me to stop, starts throwing up everywhere
>i think he swallowed a pube
>what a convenient way to exit
gloryholes and adult theaters sinc I was 15, 58 now, still consider myself srt8
>>709086871
Kek
>>709086643
Honestly I would if it was a video of anything other than my face being clearly on display and my mouth being fucked
>>709086196
Also you know how anal works, right?
You've got to ease yourself into it.
I'm not saying I got fucked by 8 inches to start with or that it was dry, but there wasn't any actual 'lube' involved other than the spit from the bj.
I had to finger myself beforehand quite a bit, and even when I slowly tried to take it in me it was agonising to start with. It generally is because I'm pretty tight, but eventually you sort of just get into it and it goes from uncomfortable to fun after a while.
>>709083049
I used to think I was gay and shoved a marker in my ass when I was 15 and went to chat rooms and acted gay but then I realized that I was still heartbroken over her and that she's for me and me for her
>>709087222
sure i know about it, but 8 inches without any lube for such petit guy sounds extreme
>>709087457
I wouldn't say it was extreme.
Saliva works pretty well if you take it slow enough to begin with.
One time though I met up with him and he tried to just shove it right in since I was drunk.
Agonising, completely killed my sexdrive.
>>709084366
Fuck my ass with that
>>709083049
Masturbate to a trap porn... Damn I'm ashamed of myself....
>>709087766
oh god >.>
>>709083049
Don't do it gay boy she still loves u be a real man and fight ur spiritual pride and emotional guilt and get s job and go after her..... Gay is the biggest cop out ever for being heartbroken....
>>709085653
show ass?0
these
>>709085653
Niggers are gross.
>>709088347
All those Bad Dragons...
I want one, but I have no idea which to get that suits my desires.
Sucked some shemales dicks while fapping. I came several times like this. I am also an ass virgin.
>>709083049
>>709081773
>>709081773
>>709081773
MAKE /b/ GREAT AGAIN
Got fucked in the arse and fucked a guy in the arse while at the beach (gay section)
>>709088501
What things are you looking for in it?
my gf wears a strap on and makes me deepthroat it while she uses a vibrator and watches
>>709088652
smooth
Is this considered gay?
my tumblr is mastrekcd4u
Become a tyranny and fuck guys... or maybe that straight... idk I just love cock
>>709088265
>>709088652
cute face
>>709089166
nice ass
>>709089166
>tumblr
Yes
>>709089315
fuuuuuuuck
dick?
>>709089315
So do you have AIDS now?
>>709083049
played with other neighborhood boys when I was like 6-7, faped, to shota, that's about it.
>>709089315
I got more ;)
>>709088596
7.5" usable length, 5.5" circumference, and a reasonable knot that wouldn't require an immense amount of stretching
>>709083949
>Couldn't get a dp
Ya because you only have one hole and if their dicks touched that would be gay as fuck
>>709089408
>>709089425
I hope not
>>709083049
>>709089315
mooore? pls <3
>>709089785
Niggers are nasty.
>>709089513
Medium Nocturne maybe?
>>709089785
Would love a ride on that ;)
>>709090430
How hard would it be to fuck myself with that? I haven't considered that style, because I don't know if I'd enjoy riding it due to the angle.
>>709090548
Unless you're around my body size, smaller, or more feminine than me, that probably wouldn't happen :p
>>709090647
Unless you get it in firm they will be plenty bendy to use at whatever angle you want.
>>709090750
more pics maybe qt?
>>709090647
theyre made for men, i think it would probably work for you, maybe
Lost my virginity to my best mate at 15, we cuddled afterwards... Turns out I don't like men.
>>709090750
I'm a tranny
>>709089513
Get a crash. It's everything you want.
>>709091152
Oh good, then definitely
Routinely sext my friend who's a trap
pic is me. I met up with a guy on craigslist and fucked at a hotel
>>709090771
>>709090969
Cool. I'll probably buy one.
>>709091152
>>709091299
Also, do you have a fetlife?
>>709083049
I let a gay dude suck my dick less than 10 times, he wanted more and I noped out. I wonder if I should have fucked him sometimes, just for the experience.
>>709085988
>Things that never happened for 400
sissy cd when I masturbate and try to get anons off on kik
fapped to gay porn... which i'm about to do again
i can only get off to it if the guy is either really feminine or the male equivalent of jb... which i guess is still called jb
also, boy feet are pretty nice. actually, being into girl feet, that was my gateway drug to the occasional guy fap
pic related, the feet that got me hooked (18+)
>>709091438
Dat ass
>>709092043
Any more?
>>709092043
same
>>709083814
Yer gay bro
>>709091438
moar
>>709092674
>>709092043
yall are my vices/heroes
>>709092674
if thats you, thats a bretty good tuck job
>>709092974
thanks, got not much to tuck tho
>>709093108
yw, would you show the booty please?
>>709092043
>>709092614
>>709092674
>>709093234
>>709092674
kik?
so fucking hot
>>709089624
Kek
>>709093422
anderejk
>>709093237
any of you fags know the sauce for this?
>>709084402
Also ye, a lot of guys do, it should just be a choice for a school where you get trained to be girly and service other guys for money.
>tfw your hairiness and manly torso wont allow you to be cute.
Pic related should post more on 4chan, in this thread we summon pic related.
>>709093692
nah
>>709093395
wow, so sexy and femine, thanks
>>709091438
wish I was on craigslist at the time.
Some gifs from other thread
Looking for a few anons to chat with
5,11 with black hair am bi guy who wants to exchange some pics to experiment with gay shit looking for traps fembois or really anything
Throwaway is
[email protected]
>>709093525
>>709084978
What? No skin or exposure?
>>709093797
Hot.
>>709093692
>>709083049
>early adult life
>allow men to abuse my body for their sexual needs
>get older
>fin
>>709093797
That's pretty fucking gay and autistic and I never use the word autistic as an insult.
This (OC)
>>709085890
Hard for you to reply to bloggers I guess.
>>709093917
>>709093847
>>709093692
stop shitting up the thread fag
>>709093737
ty :3
>>709093783
>lazier hair removals are cheaper to buy and use.
I've got one of the home laser units, they're around $500.
I've been inconsistent about using it, but I haven noticed a significant decrease in hair regrowth.
>>709083049
I fuck shemale hookers once in a while. Thre or four times I went to see that one which happened to be a CD, no tits at all. Just a mulato dude in female lingerie. He has a big 8 incher and I suck it dry until he cums on my face/chest. then fuck his ass and leave.
I'm straight as an arrow, btw.
>>709093995
post more
>>709094228
Does that thing work better on dark hair or blond hair, maybe both?
>>709094228
>those hairy af arms
kek
i know that feel bro
>>709093936
Thank you!
>>709087222
>I slowly tried to take it in me
just catching up a little on the talk.
Many times it seems I have rushed myself. So why not stop and say "we are rushing" and "we must slow down while I stretch out"?
I got double penetrated by a Swedish couple(girl with strap on, guy with a dick obviously)
>>709094025
stacey420stacey
^kik^ :P
>>709089481
Hot armpit. I want to fucking destroy you until you have no self-respect left.
>>709094352
your welcome. loved the legs. and the shyguy mask is cute.
>>709083049
jerked off and blown friends quite a few times
only was swallowed because they usually feel awkward about it but it was my birthday
I like to frogtie myself in a corset and pink thigh high stockings wearing a harness ballgag and a fancy ass vibe
>>709089315
Kinna small Simbad.
What the fuck. You are not a photographer? You don't like High Res?
>>709094228
still quite expensive, im not even sure if I could commit to it and I live with roommates...
500$ is a lot and an obvious buy, idk im more of a closet sissy tbh.
Sucked off my older sisters bf once when I was 13. Looking back on it I think he had her juice on him so I guess that makes it less gay
>>709094344
Works best for darker hair on light skin, but as long as you don't have like blonde hair it should work. The manufacturers have listings on what they work best for.
>>709094345
My legs were just as hairy. After a few laser treatments it grows back way less.
>>709088347
Nice beer taste
>>709094228
Safe for near genital and anal use xD?
>>709094626
and you dont take pics or cam?
what a waste
>Gave my buddy a beej and let him do me in the butt.
>>709094782
like the pic. :3 Have a kik cute shyguy?
>>709093917
Nice!
>>709094228
didnt do anything for me, just hurted reaaaal bad
im just going with waxing till i got money for real laser hair removement
electro epilation is a thing too, but i bet it hurts too and takes an eternity
>>709094890
Yeah, it's safe. I'm not gonna lie, it really fuckin hurts there. You are hitting the skin with a laser that is absorbed by the hair in the follicle which heats up enough to damage/kill the follicle preventing hair growth.
>>709095094
I got a Snapchat :
spider-fingers
>>709094782
hnngh my two favorite things
vidyas and spectacular guy ass
>>709095206
there's no way it hurts more than epilating though.
holy fuck epilators.
>>709092043
Whats your kik
>>709095030
>yeah, beej. What.
>>709095206
ah i see, well now you really got me interested in using this. I mean i have had my genital hairs waxed so it cant be that bad.
>go out with group of friends
>course of night friends leave and new friends join
>tail end of night in some bar talking with mate
>just us left, confess i am bi curious
>both drunk he just shrugs it off like it was nothing
>two other guys shortly after come sit at our table
>have some drinks with us talking about common interests
>mate decides its time for home
>live different areas so i go to catch a differewnt taxi home
>one of the guys sitting at our table lives on route to my place
>taxi gets to his and says to come in for a drink
>its probably 4am and we sitting on his lounge talking
>tells me how he got out of a long term relationship and how hes found it pretty rough
>offer to help him out
>doesnt get the hint
>tell him im bi curious and always wanted to try and if he wanted id suck his cock
>fast forward 10 seconds, hes standing infront of me cock dangling between his legs
>....ok its for real
>suck his cock for a while, enjoyed it a lot
>asked if he could fuck me
>told him we would have to go slow cos its first time
>puts on condom and lubes me up
>i turn around and have ass hanging off the lounge
>feel his knob massage my anus
>feel his cock enter my ass
>slowly fucks me until he cums
>pulled out and went and disposed the condom
>continue to drink until the sun came up and discussed what happened
>went to leave around 8am, begs me to stay for breakfast and or lunch
>not busy that day
>proceed to suck his cock every chance I get
>get fucked in the ass multiple times through out that day
>go home feeling like ive opened up a huge door sexually and glad i followed my curiousity
>....meet up with him countless times for more sex and his cock
only gay thing ive done cos hes the only guy7 ive been with
>>709095237
need to get me a snapchat -_-
but I have skype.
>>709094796
How old are you?
Are you just a crossdresser or trans?
>>709095206
its not a laser. its ipl = intense pulsed light. really bad hair decreasing, especially for men.
>>709094198
I like this GIF.
But don't have many more JPGs, or images.
Anyone else in Portland, OR?
>>709083049
lots of gay sex, i topped other guys, and sucked dick, let other guys top me, licked ass, sixtynine, i did it all i like it because it feels wrong and dirty and immoral and i liked it because of those feelings it made the sex even better,
>>709095320
I love that word, and NSP uses it all the time
>>709095271
Truly some of the best things in life.
Glad you think it's spectacular!
>>709083049
Gave my BFF a rimjob playing truth or dare.
>>709091152
This looks glorious do you have kik?
>>709095237
shyguy any more pics~?
possibly nudes...?
Got molested by the neighbor kid for 3 months until he committed suicide
>>709095838
HAHA WHAT A FAGGOT
>>709095838
Are you sure it wasn't the other way around?
>>709095828
Maaaayyybe...
>>709095920
postitive
I like to dress up in a mini-skirt and wear various cute panties and keep them on while fucking my ass with my bad dragon toy...
>last Saturday
>drink all day with buddies and doing line after line of coke
>gets to 3am
>still fucked up beyond belief
>get on grindr bc why not
>drunkenly answer to dude who's been hitting me up
>let him come over
>sitting on my couch
>he starts to kiss me
>ask to see his cock
>when he pulls it out I start sucking it like I was paid to
>can't believe this is happening
>finally ask if I can ride it
>use lotion as lube
>sit down a little too fast
>kinda hurts
>begin to bounce on it
>starts to feel really good
>ride harder
>move to my bed and stick my ass in the air as he mounts me
>bury my face in my pillows as I get plowed
>moaning like a little Bitch
>he cums hard in my ass
>7/10 would probably do again
>>709095769
was it horrible?
>>709096018
omg that hot.
>>709095712
uhh duh it's spectacular
you have no idea how fast i'd tap that if given the chance
I'm anally curious, but I've always had this lingering question: How do I make my ass not so shitty? Like, literally, in the sense of how do I make it so my ass isn't just loaded with feces?
>>709095363
It's more intense and does a smaller spot at one.
>>709095484
23 I did some CD stuff for a while.
>>709095282
Most of them are IPL, this one is actually a laser.
"The first and only FDA-cleared hair removal laser available for home use, the Tria Laser 4X uses the same diode laser technology preferred by dermatologists. The Tria Laser 4X targets and permanently disables the hair follicle to stop hair growth on the face and body for permanent results."
>>709095712
Is this you?
>>709094418
Soo... dildo in mouth or what?
I got to fuck this faggot who posts here regularly
>>709096171
This.
Even if I've just pooped, if I stick a dildo in my butt it comes out with a turd hat.
>>709096364
Yep
>>709096152
Thank you!
>>709096163
Damn, thanks a lot!
>>709096416
urgh
anal enema / no alcohol the night before, low fat food
>>709096468
do you have a skype?
>>709089785
What shade of blonde r u ??
>>709096384
What is wrong with his taint
>>709083049
i had 13 years and wanted to fuck, so i fucked my best friend we turned each other but we didnt penetrate just fapped to each others ass
>>709096631
I don't, sorry
Faggots
>>709096746
What about kik
>>709083049
I would like to experiment, I'm *certainly* bicurious but my standards for men are much higher than my standards for women. For women, I'd probably bang about anything that's not over 40 or over 250 lbs.
As far as men go, there are very few I find attractive. I'd prefer he either be way more masculine and bigger than me or twinkish to the point that he's nearly a trap. I'm a switch so I can dig both flavors. But I don't wanna bang an ugly out of shape Joe Shmo. And seeing as how I'm not the best looking dude myself, I'll probably never find a dude that's willing to fuck around.
And as far as the most gay thing I've ever done. Me and my brother would jack off together well in our teenage years. It probably had a lot to do with scarcity of porn in the early 90s (yeah, oldfag here). We did have internet but it was some slow ass dialup that would take an hour for a 2 minute vid, or like 60 seconds just to download a pic. So if one of us scored a magazine or a porn movie, that shit was treasure, we'd get our dicks out and wank together. And it was pretty fun really.
>>709096146
No, it actually made me realize I kinda like being degraded.
hello
>>709096676
shitty lighting
kids poor af
was able to fuck them for like 10
I even came all over his carpets lololol
>>709096814
Nah, as far as this kinda related stuff, I only got snapchat
>>709096946
makes scents.
>>709096468
Kek I should be thanking you a lot for the great jerk I'm bout to have
>>709096746
Again, spectacular
>>709097120
Make sure it's REALLY great
>>709096626
...
That's kind of asking a lot.
>>709096912
How do you guys get so perfectly hairless?
Don't really want to spend 2 hours shaving just to have it start growing back the next day
>>709096817
Curb you standards, when you were a kid you probably wanted a supermodel wife now you're more realistic. It's part of getting older
me and a friend used to jerk each other off every once in a while in my early teens.
haven't done anything with a guy since, and don't plan on it.
>>709097322
waxing
>>709097322
Waxing, lasers, careful shaving, and some times it can be photoshop
>>709096871
That's one fucking hot body you have there, and what a sexy tongue!
>>709097202
Not the guy but with pictures of your spread ass like that I'll jerk myself raw!
>>709097322
Yeah this kind of sucks, I have no hair anywhere but right in the crease. It's a pain in the ass to shave
Never told anyone this but here goes. I didn't lose my virginity till I was 18. But when I was sixteen my hormones were full on and I was horny 24/7. Try as I might every girls I go after shuts me down. Lamenting about this with a good friend who's gay. Say something like I don't even need sex necessarily I just need to cum and not have my hand do it. After a few seconds he says well if that really all you need I'll give you a bj. I laugh cuz I think he's kidding he laughs to buts says he's serious. Curiosity won out and I let him. He was good at it to and enthusiastic. It took me no time at all to cum in his mouth. He swallowed then asked if I feltt better. Told him I actually did. Nothing ever happens again nor do we talk about until 5years later when he brings it up while we are having drinks. Said he really wished I was gay as kid. Bout how he wished even more after I let him blow me and that I had a "fabulous" cock. But that he got over it in college and even in hs knew I would never be gay so at least he got his moment. Still friends with him only ever talked about it the once.
>>709097202
Holy fuck it's not gonna be really great
It's gonna be fucking phenomenal
I swear to God you have an absolutely perfect ass
>>709095504
i am
>>709097322
Waxing and epliating last longer than shaving. After about 6-10 treatments laser is close to perfect. I think electrolysis is the only really permanent solution.
>>709097563
Sounds like more of a fantasy than a memory, maybe some truth behind it though
>>709097529
ha thanks, actually not the first time ive heard that
>>709097643
How do I go about finding a no strings, AIDS-less hookup in this city?
>>709097596
Compliments will get you everywhere!
>>709097529
Thank you!!
>>709097553
nair /b/ro
Which one of you sissies wants to ride my bull cock?
>>709096817
This
Liking tomboys/girls with shorter hair led me here, and sandy blonde hair is a weakness
1/2
>Be me, 14
>Parents own a bar/dance hall, big enough to hold a wrestling ring
>About once a month, the local "pro" wrestling promotion holds shows there
>Everyone gets drunk and liquored up and goes to watch washed up jobbers from then WWF & WCW
>Ever seen The Wrestler? Yeah, it was like that, only way more pathetic
>It's my job to clean up once the ring has been taken out and shit.
>So, 1am on a Saturday, I'm putting folding chairs away and mopping up spilled booze
>Parents are in the bar, I'm all alone in the hall
>Suddenly door opens and wrestler dude comes stumbling in, shitfaced
>He is the "star" of the show.
>Must have went around the bar in his tight spandex pants and no shirt trying to pick up local skanks
>"Nothin' but bitches in this town, man! Fuckin' bitches! All I want is to get my dick sucked!"
>Notice that he's obviously erect
Having gay sex with a dick in my ass mouth and dick
>>709097927
damm, me, id gladly suck that cock and ride it all night long
>>709097697
electrolysis is pretty painful huh?
>>709096416
enema. takes like 5 minutes. probably takes longer to shave than to do.
let my best friend fuck me in the back seat of his car (while i was dressed up) until he came in my ass, then preceeded to go home and push the cum out then drink it. also sucked two different cocks within an hour of each other one night.
pic related it me
>>709097869
Does it actually work?
>>709096871
more bb
>>709097762
With a body like yours its no surprise. Got any pics of your soles or spread ass? I'm drooling just thinking about how I'd love to plow you.
>>709098158
Not the guy you're replying to, but how effective it is depends on how thick your hair is. And if you have sensitive skin, that shit's gonna leave a chemical burn really easily
>>709083049
>browsed /b/
>>709097857
I wish they could get me in your pants, but that's not how words on the Internet work, sadly
>>709095128
Wow she is amazing. More of her?
>>709098328
At least they'll get you as close as you can be
>>suck dick
It sucks big dick bears aren't as appealing as only bottom :/ what I'd give to be a twink
>>709097978
2/2
>"You know what I mean, man? Just want my dick sucked!
>He's eyeing me up and down
>Starts rubbing his dick
>"Just want it sucked, man," he says slowly, licking his lips. "Just want it sucked..."
>Not gay, at least not up to that point.
>Dude is jacked as shit and hung like a horse.
>Pulls it out, grabs it with 2 hands, room for at least 2 more on that hog
>Look around for help, hoping someone else would come in and save me.
>Dude could have fucking destroyed me if he wanted to... sort of want him too...
>I'm diamonds. Very faggy diamonds
>Drop to my knees right there, licking, sucking, kissing that cock
>Feel him grab my head and rams it down my throat, gag big time, until I figure out how to breathe through my nose
>He's literally fucking my face and he's not being nice about it
>"Fuck yeah, fuck yeah! Goddamn!"
>Pulls his cock out of my mouth, slaps it on my cheek a few times.
>Like getting hit in the face with a steel pipe
>Blows massive load all over my face, in my hair, and on my shirt
>Realize my first sexual experience was a gay one, with a middle-aged wrestler nobody in a place where anyone could have walked in and seen my faggotry on full display
>Faggotry I didn't even know I had until 6 minutes ago
>Run to bathroom, crying.
>Wipe cum off my face and hair
>Dude comes in a few minutes later
>"Hey kid!"
>Throws me a t-shirt like he's Mean Joe Green
>"On the house!" he says, with a shit-eating grin
>Oh, no, I earned at least a t-shirt for what I just did
>"See you in next month!"
>fuck...
I use a large bad dragon chance dildo on a daily basis
Personally, I've been in the mood to try some gay sex. Closest I've gotten was a girl and a strap on. I still use a dildo all the time though.
>>709098061
You can be my kik slut
>>709098506
you sir would be a tops dream, that ass would eat a cock alive
>>709098477
Nice meme
>>709098635
i dont have kik :(
>>709083878
This is my problem with fags in a nutshell.
>engage in extremely risky behavior
>infect straight women with diseased fag cock
>husband gets infected with fag cock against his will sometimes
Fags are just a step up from murderers.
>>709098639
That's the point lol
>>709098804
It's okay anon, nobody cares how badly you want to perform fellatio on a massive throbbing erection.
>>709098395
Yeah, yeah, I think it'll do
Close enough
Kek I realized how ironic it is you're wearing a shyguy mask and you're not camera shy at all
Probably all those times I "practiced for girls" with my friend. You know, blowjobs, making out and humping.
>>709097762
moar
>>709098967
ow i know haha but i thought i would take the time to show you my appreciation, I dont have the time to daily fuck my ass, but at least twice a week and because of it, ive never had any pain or had uncomfortable anal sex before, no matter how hard im fucked
