Secret/confession thread anons. Share your deep and dirty secrets.
I was the one who left the car gates open at school after arriving late and let in about 20 stray dogs.
I sometimes have my girlfriend collect her period blood in a mason jar so I can drink it later.
Worked at subway shitty job
Long story short
Spit in a kids sandwich because he was being a dick
>>709081629
Holy fuck anon
>>709081629
Oh jesus. Can you snap a pic of the jar? Doesn't that shit taste disgusting?
I vape.
>>709081980
What a monster!
i'm a 43 year old male and i wear panties and pantyhose under my guy clothes
>>709081926
>>709081854
his secret is that he lies about having a girlfriend on the internet
I cheat on my girlfriend with men.
Everytime I go to my close friends house I sneak into his mother's room and sniff her used panties
i go out of my way to impregnate women leaving them, i usually do it with lower income families so they cant afford an abortion
I nutted in a pillow every day for the last 4 years, it is been moved to an off site location
>>709081926
Pic related. But for real I don't have any pics on my phone and my girlfriend doesn't start her period until the first of the month. I've already finished my jar this month. It really doesn't taste as bad as you would think. It does have a strong taste of blood, but it also tastes a lot like her vagina, which is intoxicating.
I pretend I don't know what this godly board is
I'm 20 years old, and I've been having sex with a 36 year old single mother for nearly a month now. At first I was just looking to get some sex, but I actually think I'm falling in love with her. Problem is, my family is extremely fucking religious and I'm pretty sure everyone will hate me if I mention what I'm doing. Am I fucked up anons? I'm thinking about just hiding it for as long as I can, but it sucks because I can't spend as much time with her as I'd like because I still live with my parents and they get suspicious when I'm gone like that.
>>709082121
>>709082300
more or less me too
I committed the Whitechapel murders back in '88.
Story time
> Be me 9 at school
> 4 friends have crush on cute grill
> Whole day doing bs
> I see her, make plans to chase her for lolz
> She runs away screaming, yelling inside school
> Go home
> Mom comes home crying
> wtf.gif
> Asks me what happened at school
> Nothing, same old same old
> Asks me about raping a girl
> omfgwtfhapped.gif
> Asks me who planned shit, why, etc.
> Lie about poor gypsy boy planing it.
Few days later
> Comes from the PD and said why did I lie,etc.
Either way till this day the only people who know about it are the people involved... We all got a warning...
> Be me 17
> Friend says that he heard I raped someone
> panic.gif playitcool.gif
> Says he's joking
> Till this day if anyone says rape I freak out.
I am part of a larger conspiracy with a competing website to make this a hated meme. So far traffic here is down, money it tight, and it's directly related to banana. It'll all be over soon
I once ate the remains of my roommate's aborted baby
>>709082512
bro wtf she should pay you for fucking her so it can help you move out or nah?
>>709082649
that's hilarious.
i really really like this image
>>709082650
bullshit no you didn't
I have consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation
>>709082964
tits or GTFO
>>709082964
how much money and with who?
>>709083060
*whom
I grew up with a bunch of mormons in my neighborhood...so I know how they think.
I'll sometimes go to a random ward on sunday, tell them I just moved in, and start voting against stuff during church.
>>709082683
I don't know how I feel about her paying me for sex. It's not like she's a hooker; we both wanted sex and the sex is enough for me, I'd feel wrong asking for money at this point. I just wish I could sleep with her more often. I told my friend the other day to cover for me and tell my parents I was sleeping at his house if they called him, but I can't keep asking him to cover for me because he doesn't know what I'm doing either.
Don't know what my sexuality is
Stole a lot of money from my previous job
Virgin
Think I'm becoming an alcoholic? (it's 2 am sunday night, I'm drunk. I have school tomorrow)
>>709082964
fuck. I would kick you to the curb and take custody of the kid in a heart beat, you vile snake.
>>709083260
kek this dumb cunt deleted her post.
Must be that guilty eh ?
>>709082964
>>709083260
this was meant for you
i am alcoholicand drug dependent. I work as a builder and every day i drink and smoke before, during and after work. I actually look foward to death, but dont have the balls to top myself. fuck
>>709083260
/: aw don't call me that
>>709083175
Oh yea...one time I got up to witness, and told everyone I had doubts that the book of mormon was the word of god.
Lots of people gasped and a few tried to come up to me after to ask about it.
I excused myself for the restroom an took off ( they are all near the front)
>>709083490
its true. cheating on a man who you have a kid with while living under his roof ? get out of here with that dumb shit.
I eat my boogers every single day
Even while typing this post
>>709083355
You're the worst.
Kys whore.
>>709083397
yeah lol i am but only bc 4chan users can be brutal at times
>>709083482
holy shit i just read my own post. i should get some therapy. but i wont. fuck it its labour day
>>709082639
people talk about rape way too seriously. it scares me too.
Daryl is the one that got killed in the Walking dead.
Glen tried to stop it, but he got killed too...nice play AMC. So they stayed true to the comic....eye popping out and all
>>709081404
Currently in a three year open relationship with my girlfriend, her best female friend and her boyfriend.
>>709083619
we have our wild history, ive caught him cheating on me he hasn't caught me yet but i don't want to end he relationship. i know it sounds crazy and stupid af but that's my whore life i guess
>>709082242
Lol, faggot.
>>709083795
how is hat open shit going for you?
>>709083866
I'm not going to hate on you anon, but I'm genuinely curious; if you are cheating on him, why are you still with him? Do you still love him? If you do, why cheat on the man you love?
I used to lie about being abused for attention, I'd fuck anything that was willing to give me the time of day. I'd steal makeup from Walmart, nothing actually scares me anymore since depression hit. I fucked a dude with a girlfriend and have felt like a whore since, I used to be a compulsive liar but I've tried changing it.. sometimes I lie without realizing it. Hmmmmmmmmmmmm, other than that and a lot of self loathing I can't really think of much else.
>>709083866
well send me some nudes along with those dubs.
>>709082242
kek
I killed a man a few months ago with my car.
>>709083632
Okay but that is good for you
I get blown on a weekly basis by an autistic chick sorry not sorry
>>709083971
but seriously - love and lust are different things. cheating is more of lust and adventure. I love my wife and i still cheat on her. I love my wife and want to make her happy (but don't want her to know)
>>709081404
As a child, my mother would pass out of pills and I used to undress her and touch her.
>>709083482
dude be careful, alcohol dependence can kill you. what drugs do you take? you said smoke so its weed or P or crack. it seems you are high functioning maybe you can just tone it down. I do not want you dead mate
>>709083994
*post tits here*
>>709084127
Why did the man have your car?
>>709084283
Kill yourself faggot
>>709084352
No thanks
Desperately trying to become a gamer girl, even tho I'm not that into gaming.
I can't get her out of my head. I think about her every goddamn day. Most of me dreams revolve around her.
I just wish that either I get some sort of definitive yes/no at this point
>>709084224
I see what you're saying, but I can't agree with that. I just recently got engaged to the women of my dreams, dated for over 10 years, and I love her way too much to ever cheat on her. I'd be lying if I said I didn't think other women were hot, but never in a million years would I betray my fiancee like that, I have too much love and respect for her to let myself do that.
>>709081404
I want to fuck my ex while his girlfriend is overseas just to see if I could and I almost don't give a fuck if it'll hurt the bitch or not.
>>709084283
i know, and that is why i dont stop. yup those are my three drugs, one for fun, one for awake and one for sleep. i was NZ army and i cant sleep anymore. i hate hate hate hate hate hate hate and im sorry i dindt mean to hurt so many people
>>709084378
He was a fucking nigger trying to rob me
>>709083685
Good luck anon
>>709084172
Yo how was that?
>>709084606
that's what an ideal situation would be. But you know, when the brain migrates to the dick - the dick starts thinking. lol
>>709082304
Lollianer
>>709083971
the last time i cheated on him was june and i haven't since then, the first i cheated bc i was alone in a room with a guy i had a crush on and he also liked me but knew my life story so he was cool with hooking up and staying quiet, the time i did it for money was because i was fighting with my bf at the time and didn't want to ask him for shit for our son and i needed those big boxes of diapers and wipes from costco so i called up a guy that said would pay me just to touch me naked and ride him and he did. i love my bf. we fight every single fucking day and at times it feels like we're so fucking toxic for one another, (obviously cheating on each other just makes shit worse) but he's the one i want to grow old with. i don't plan to cheat on him at all anymore i honestly regret it but i don't try to dwell on it
Although married and father of 2, I can't get enough dick in my ass.
At least once a week I go to a gay sauna and act as a fucktoy.
The satisfaction of pleased a dozen guys and coming back home with a sore gaping hole is like no other.
>>709083490
You're a fucking cunt bitch. This is coming from someone who has a 2yr old daughter and my whore of an ex was just like you. I bust my ass working all day to give everything to her and she's sneaking dudes into the house I pay for to fuck in the bed I paid for. I come home early one day and BOOM. Currently doing 90 days cause of that... Should have beat her ass not his. FUCK YOU. I have to go back to jail in 10 mins and now I'm so pissed. Fucking bitch, fuck you and her. Women are whores
>>709083962
Surprisingly well. At first I thought it would end terrible but so far it's been alright. We hang out a lot together and just do normal things with each other. Occasionally we'll have sex, switch partners but that's not to bad. I trust my girlfriend is safe with him and I hope he trust his gf is safe with me too.
>>709085255
r u with ur wife?
want to fuck my gf and we've been together for a year already. It seems she wont do it for at least another year
thinking of leaving her over this, want to get rid of virginity asap
>>709081404
im having an affair with a coworker we have sex at work almost everyday
I lived in a hostel for a while, and was groomed and eventually molested by a dirty crackhead, who drugged me with some k. nowadays I take so many drugs I cant remember half of my life.
>>709083490
dumb slut
>>709085393
Savage
I like my ass fucked through the glory hole
>>709085277
damn well i'm sorry to hear that, when i cheated on him i was living with my mom still i didn't move with him a nd his parents till last month but still i understand why you're all mad and shit. sorry you gotta go to jail in a bit that's sucks
>>709085474
honestly yeah what i did was wrong i agree
>>709082586
thia faggot again
>>709085540
Holy fuck, I'm that guy and just reading your posts fucks with my brain. I think you are retarded. Tell him what you did and leave him alone. And preferably don't take everything he worked for just like my baby's mother. Go be a dumb bitch with some other dudes in some other state.
>>709085661
never said it was wrong, right and wrong are just perspectives
i called you dumb, because thats what you are.
>>709085127
I just hope you're sincere in saying you don't plan on cheating on him again. I don't think you're a bad person - we all do shit we regret, just like everyone else in this thread. If you mean it then I think you're fine, but I definitely think you should take a look at where you stand in your current relationship. You fight with him nearly every day, but you say you want to grow old with him. That doesn't sound like a healthy relationship, you should consider counseling or something along those lines. I promise you it wont work out if you guys fight like this every day for years to come.
>>709083490
dont call you that? but it is true...
you are a whore, said to be the oldest profession. have some pride in your job and tell your man what your business is. see if he still wants you after you have been had by any/everybody
i used to take my dick out in front of my sister
>>709084707
What do you hate so much?
>>709085916
i just might, lately ive been thinking about it a lot to see how he reacts and let him make the next decision which would obviously be leaving me but id accept it
>>709085540
Pffffffft don't be sorry for that cuck. Its not you're fault the faggit can't control himself and niggered his cucker.
>>709082639
I don't understand why rape suddenly came into the picture??
>>709085328
No. She knows I like being a bottom though but while liking to get fucked in the ass from time to time, she finds assplay dirty and doesn't want to do any of it.
>>709085912
you're absolutely right
>>709084533
Cringe
>>709086692
ikr, i hate myself so much
>>709085345
Cringe
>>709081404
I committed murder.
I kidnapped a random jogger. I took her to a shack out in the forest. i drained the blood from her after I fucked her. She begged for her life.
I butchered her, buried her four places with yogurt to culture the rot. It was exhilarating. I joined the search parties out looking for her. lol. It was inspiring. I've killed since but nothing is like that first.
I travel for work, plan hard and kill with some frequency. I know there are many of us out here even if only a few serial killers are paraded out as horrors. There re many of us in the wild taking.
>>709087093
What game you playing?
Used to be a hoe. Now i just want to marry my bf and have his babies.
>>709086144
good. please break it gently to him.
>>709084707
as for you, you are not far off murdering or otherwise making an extremely poor choice. You said NZ army so i assume you are still in New Zealand. try this https://www.thehopeline.com/d2l-chatnow/
>>709087384
half life 2, civ 5, and some csgo
>>709087548
get civ 6 just did awesome.
The shitty part: My boyfriend wanted me to stop cutting but I still do unnoticeable cuts on my body because I am addicted to running the blade across my skin and seeing the blood.
The stupid part: I'm afraid that if I don't tell him, he will find out when we die if there is an afterlife and leave me behind if we even stay together that long.
made dinner for hot roomate, secrete sauce every time
>>709087344
that yogurt really makes it quick, my rule is to fuck/rape and then quick kill. i don't like to hear the begging and pleading I simply strangle. Also, why quarter her? just one hole and the yogurt in both holes buried will do
I make about 6k per month running a couple porn forums. I guess the big secret is that they revolve around user uploaded content that is flagrantly violating copyright.
>>709087634
im too poor, going to have to wait for some sweet sales from godly gaben
>>709083788
i hate you
>>709087548
You should play ARK: Survival of the Fittest. It has the best community
>>709087548
Try getting into league, people will legit shower you with skins and shit.
>>709087634
Really? I don't like it. I much prefer Civ 5. It takes a lot longer to do anything even on quick turns.
I have depression and don't know why I can't tell anyone close to me about it
>>709087947
I just like butchering. I sometimes have killed without cutting them up but only when time limits that part of my process. It makes me feel like a kid out hunting. There is the hunt but then you need to process the kill. Nothing gets me closer to my kills.
I'm glad I'm not the lone taker out there buying a bunch of yogurt I'll never eat. lol.
I like women in their prime, its also more of a challenge than say a kid. Plus I'd never kill a kid, probably. You kill women too?
I have a hot friend who can be a bitch. I sniffed her panties once, it was gross. Smelled a little sour.
>>709088210
i'll check it out
>>709088278
didn't really like league when I tried it
>>709088730
That's always a risk.
>>709087947
Also thanks for replying. This is one of the few times in life other than death row where our kind get to converse.
I fuck my cousin
>>709088959
If you don't like the isometric POV you could check out smite, 3rd person MOBA, pretty fun. Maybe overwatch? that's pretty fun as well.
>>709088984
I was so disappointed... she's pretty hot too....
>>709081404
my moms friend tried to fonger me in the back of my moms car
>>709081629
No fucking way.
>>709089263
been thinking about trying overwatch actually, it's just I'm scared of everyone hating me for being shit
I share my wife with my tenant downstairs in my basement.
>>709089204
I fuck my aunt!
>>709082386
Sorry anon, I gotta call bs on this.
Been fucking my cousin for years, she calls me master and adores anal and bdsm
>>709085277
>I have to go back to jail in 10 mins
kekked, 8/8
>>709081404
Step daughter fucks niggers
see new key on her car keys
make copy at Lowes
Find ne address in her gps
go middle of the day
shit nigger still at home
watch him leave later
go into his house
take his weed/gun and computer with nake pics of daughter on it
set bed on fire and leave
sitting in car email everyone contact the pics of my daughter labeled "stinky Pussy"
throw computer into sewer
go back to work
get home daughter crying/wife upset
wife screams that this nigger sent everyone naked pics of daughter
I just shake my head go to basement and get high
Police stop by
OH SHIT I'm busted
want to talk to daughter about arson
she cries and cries
everyone lols at her new name Stinky Puss
she moves out haven't seen her in 5 years
wife and I pretend she died
>>709089716
Damn dude that's risky. She could divorce you, take the house and kick you out.
>>709089645
The game will match you up accordingly to your skill level, don't worry about being bad. Believe me, there is always someone worse than you out there. That being said though - I'm not sure why you want to have everyone know you're a girl gamer when playing. Sure it's nice to get free shit, but 90% of the time you're just going to get creepy fucks harassing you and even when you do good, people will disregard your opinions because "you're a female". It's not as fun as you might think.
How long have you germ ducking your aunt for? How did it start. I'm really interested in others stories. Any pics ?
>>709089765
How's you start fucking her ? Any pics, tell me more about your time fucking her
>>709090017
I trust her that she won't. We've been together for ten years now with a daughter. I don't think she would put our daughter through something difficult such as a divorce.
I've had frequent black outs and seizures and I'm to afraid to tell people or see a doctor. I'm not unfit and I'm way to young to have them, I'm extremely scared I may just not wake up from an episode but I choose to just ignore it and move on.
>>709081404
i want to be transgender
>>709090437
Wait, do you mean you let him fuck her while she is tied up or something and she doesn't know? Or it's an open relationship.
I have a diaper fetish
>>709087720
>My boyfriend wanted me to stop cutting but I still do unnoticeable cuts on my body because I am addicted
seems like a legitimate worry, can see how it would be a problem
>he will find out when we die if there is an afterlife and leave me behind
no wait, you're fucking nuts
Cutting isn't great but isn't inherently terrible. If you want help, get help. if you think he can handle you as you are, tell him.
but if you think he's going to put up with your shit and not notice any marks for decades, keep loving you, and then in the magical world of the dead decide that that's a dealbreaker?
there are so many fucking illogical steps in that reasoning I don't know where to start
>>709088538
that sucks, anon.
Can you talk to a professional about it? a therapist or psych or something who can at least talk it out with you?
>>709088538
thats horrible man i have depression too
>>709090086
thanks, makes me feel a little better
and oh, i dont want people to know
i mosly play singleplayer, and if i play online I never talk or anything, i dont't like attention being on me
i wear my little sisters pantsu and fap with them,
i like to post rational explanations for occult phenomenon on /x/
the fantasy book i started writing took over my life and i now believe i am ALL divine entities.
i dont even like videogames but its one of the only things i can do to fill my time where i dont feel like it would be more enjoyable to not exist
Took private pics off my friends mothers phone when she asked for help with an update install and texted them to myself then deleted the text history. She had "deleted" them but not actually deleted them from the deleted folder.
>kek
>>709090604
Open relationship
>>709091130
how old is your sister? i do the same my sis has 13
>>709083994
where do I meet girls like this?
>>709090001
every year about this time I make this confession
doesn't even cause a ripple in the pool
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cuTmyIOQIhw
>>709091078
just pick a male avatar and a gender-neutral name. shit only gets weird if you've got a mic in and it's not strictly required.
Also just play what you like playing. Everybody is shit at first. I'm a 30-year-old guy and at the moment I spend most of my gaming time playing Dont Starve Together.
>>709091233
shes nine, im afraid im gonna stretch them out but im a skinny fuck and i dont feel them stretching out too much when i put them on.
>>709091244
makeup aisle at walmart
>>709091474
Her pants or her underwear anon? Take pic of them for us too, I wanna see them.
>>709082121
That just makes you British.
>>709090001
Goddamn. How did it get that bad with your daughter?
>>709090001
>wife and i pretend she died
thats fucked, man.
>>709091474
the sensation when you're a grown man and put some girl panties and fap feels good am i right?
>>709091130
do you cum in them and then she wears them?
>>709091532
Should I get a job at Wal-mart to meet girls then?
I'm currently a basement-dwelling, severely depressed neet.
>>709091400
I just confessed to being serial killer on here and have before. /b/ is the best!
Liked your story a lot!
>>709090883
That'd be hard, because it would cost me money, and I'm pretty poor. Thanks for your concern though, I do appreciate that
>>709091773
usually when i do the same (my sister has 13) i cum inside them :v
I had sex with my friend's mom
>>709091839
dude plz talk to anyone about how r u felling i have depression to
>>709091851
I had sex with my friend's grandma
>>709082208
Kek
>>709082315
pics of pillow. make it stand up?
>>709091851
at least was his mom hot asf?
>>709091681
my little sis used to sit with me like we were sora/shiro and we even used to admit that we were soul mates.
now she just yells at me about everything, shouts for me to do things, and tells me she hates me.
>>709091773
what kind of question even is this, i come to an anime imageboard.
Find the secret:
a.uguu.se/8eSGrHcZUdfv_secret.mkv
>>709092022
and why does she yell you?
i prefer replying here that doind my homework
>>709091442
my avatar i putin, so i think im fine
thanks for making me feel less horrible tho
faggot
>>709092185
screenshot of what it is plz
>>709091778
No, working at Walmart sucks
>>709092022
take a pic of her underwear
>>709091965
she had good tits
>>709090437
Why do you do this? Is he more attractive than you? Whose Idea was it?
I have Klippel-Feil syndrome and hate my life
>>709092526
do you have some photos?
I'm in a relationship, but I have strong feelings for two lesbians in our friend group
>>709092471
What should I do then?
Saying my current situation sucks would be generous.
>>709092359
A .mkv file with more than it appears.
>>709085127
>We fight every single fucking day
>He's the one I want to grow old with
Have fun
>>709091141
Pics?
I'm a sad cuck mistaken for an alpha
Growing up I had a neighbor who's daughter was mentally handicapped. She was non verbal and didn't communicate well in general. She had a nasty face her eyes were clouded permanently and one of them was always looking left. She was three years older than me. Her face like I said was gross but when I was 13 I noticed she had the body of a ghetto goddess. Thick legs but not fat. Huge ass and big boobs for her age. Sometime after I turned 14 my hormones took control and I lead into the woods behind our houses. I force her on the ground and force myself inside her. Cum inside a girl for the first time. It's fucking glorious and I'm addicted. She doesn't offer much resistance and seems to even like it sometimes. Get her pregnant 3 times in 5 years. The first time it's a huge deal cops involved DNA taken from family and care takers no match found. Goes nowhere eventually everyone forgets. Baby given up for adoption. Nothing happens the next two times just baby given away. I stopped after highschool but for those few years I used her a a human fleshlight.
>>709092698
oh god lets watch it
>>709092638
Well, you probably should get a job but slowly indulge in social situations. I had a hard time adjusting and trying to find friends because I was an opinionated outcast, honestly it's easiest to meet people at parties and if you're not terrible looking maybe download tinder
I spit in my step-dad's coffee everyday
>>709084378
kek
>>709092883
What a moving story!
My best friend is a lesbian and I have fallen in love with her but I have been too afraid to tell her.
>>709093123
are you a woman? do you have husband/bf?
>>709092954
>parties
Uhh...
>Tinder
Guess I'll have to look into that. But my hopes aren't high.
>>709093123
don't be afraid she can maybe be bisexual
>>709083482
Welcome to my world. I have a family of six to take care of plus three others depend on me financially ( not family or blood related). And I'm a drunk drink way too much. But work hard as fuck. Fuctional drunk Never miss work and certain times of year 60-70 hrs per week
I want to place my penis in to my gf's ass right after she takes a shit.
>>709093240
Of course im a guy. Women don't exist on the internet.
There's this one girl that I knew, that just keeps reappearing in my head. We were pretty good friends, and I never really wanted anything more. She wasn't even that close of a friend though. Yet, every now and then thoughts of her would appear in my head, and they won't go away.
>>709093389
I'm after actually meeting some pretty chill folks through it, I mean if give it a shot
I got a hot girl addicted to heroine so I could fuck her in exchange I would give her heroine. We are bf gf and I still use the drugs to manipulate her :)
>>709090458
If you keep that up you will die. Seek help before that. 90% of shit that has seizures as a symptom is better than dying. And if you have people that care about/depend on you, well, don't be such a piece of shit.
>>709093397
That's what Im hoping on.
>>709093693
thats very awesome and good
>>709093730
good luck on that m8
I actually kind of like being treated like shit in relationships and I don't know why
>be me 23 average guy who hates his neighbor
>dude gets his kids on the weekends but basically puts them outside
>notice his boy is a little feminine
>neighbor is super jock ultra masculine
>subltly encourage neighbor kid it's ok to be bi or gay
>support him exploring with fag friends
>tell him he should try dressing as a girl when no one is around to see if it's who he is
>kid does this on and off
>tell him to steal make up from his mom next time he comes back and my gf will help him learn shit
>know dads schedule, encourage kid to dress up when the dad is only out for a half hour
>hang around outside pretending to work on truck when dad gets back
>laugh my ass off as the dad comes home and goes ballistic
>other neighbor calls cops because kid gets beat so hard
>dad loses visitation
>best summer ever
>>709091839
These stories just make me want to do my psych breads again, put that training to work once in a while
>>709093693
Oh you lucky bastard ;)
I killed my neighbors dog on accident with my car buried it and said it ran away
>>709093693
I'm sure your mother would be proud
>>709093824
>dad loses visitation
Kek
>>709083788
I hate you so much
>>709090793
It is illogical, and I know that, but it's because if I don't stop cutting I know he will eventually leave. When we first saw my cuts he yelled at me for hours and was cold towards me for days.
The reason I'm afraid is because I know nothing about the afterlife but I am beyond paranoid that all of my lies will be exposed somehow. I mean, excessive paranoia is considered crazy, so.
>>709082953
You disgust me
>>709081404
>My best friend went out of town for the weekend,
>his stay at home wife was board,
>she went to the naughty store to buy a costume for her and her husband with her girlfriend
>They where going to drop in for beers at my apartment afterwards
>something came up and my buddies wifes friend had to go, so she dropped her off at my apartment
>we started drinking at 11am yesterday morning
>She decided to ask my opinion on her costume
>she puts it on and asks me if I like it
>Its see threw but she was wearing panties underneath
>hard nipples sting threw
>I get hard as fuck
>Yes I like
>she starts giving me a little dance
>I start feeling her pussy while she's dancing for me
>shes getting wet
>she says "shit I have to take this off before I stain it
>she takes her costume shorts off
>I walk up to her and dip test her and tell her how fucking nice and wet she is
>get on my knees and pull her underwear to the side and start licking her
>she's not stopping me
>we fuck and suck for a hour
>now she wants porn
>I put porn on,
>she masturbating on my bed now naked
>she see's girl using vibrator
>she says "I haven't had a vibrator in 6 years I really want one, they had good ones at the naughty store
>she asks if I'll run and get her one and she'll leave it here and it will be hers
>She gives me money and I drive to naughty store and get her a vibrator
>we fuck for another 5 hours,
>her using her new toy while I get ready to cum in her again
>at 9pm she has to go to a birthday party for her friend
>we promise our secret and we'll do it again soon
Yes I drove drunk last night, don't tell anyone
pic related, buddies wife a few years ago Halloween costume
>>709089204
So does every other faggot out here.
>>709081404
Ben Fischbien
>>709082121
Hi mike
>>709093693
did you ever take heroin yourself? how do you finance her addiction?
>>709081404
I personally feel that dating a prostitute/stripper/etc would result in a more truthful and stable relationship than if I was to date one of the few girls I know in college
>>709094499
omfg my name is Mike n 43 but never wear pantyhose......
>>709093908
I have purposely strangled three of my neighbors dogs because of incessant barking going back 10 years. The first time was because it driving my wife and family crazy all night long. The dumb fuck Nieghbor thinks they ran away. He has a new dog. I would green text it but this thread will prune soon
>>709094645
this is true really, dating openly honest whores is the best
>>709092606
>Two LESBIAN friends
Rekt nigger
>>709087344
school tomorrow kid.
>>709094645
>>709094811
Can you explain to me why? I've only ever dated 1 chick so I dont really know shit.
>>709094350
That's hot anon, but don't you feel a little guilty? Thats your best friends wife.
>>709081404
I'm thinking about quitting the /fit/-life.
>>709094866
society wishes I was just off to school tomorrow some lying kid.
I am one of the many unknown serial killers active today in your america. If I had a body I'd timestamp.
>>709094945
Loads of girls nowadays cheat like all hell.
I'd rather not go through all the drama, only to find out when "gf" gets pregnant, it's because she was bare-backing Julio, while never giving me as much as a kiss before saying good-bye
Trust is Huge in my book, and I can hardly trust anyone anymore. From "I'm fine, nothing is wrong" to False-Rape accusations, people are lying constantly
>>709094770
Damn that's sickening. How could you play this travesty
>>709095200
but I don't live in America
>>709095200
>>709095003
Not in the least my bro would do it to me too.
>>709094945
Because only honest relationships without jealousy last. Without trust its not really a relationship. the added benefit in dating a whore is the money they bring home. just never try to control them, just advise them on how you feel
>>709090001
1/10 You left too many crumbs for law enforcement. So, if true, enjoy your freedom, for now.
>>709091839
I'm guessing amerifag? If you're from aus I could point you in the right direction for some free help
>>709094350
This might be the hottest tale I've read today. However. your boy's wife!?!? Seriously. I murder people and what you've done is ignorant.
I don't have anyone that really cares about me (ie family or very close friends) or depends on me. Mixed with my depression and addictive behavior I don't know if I want to live. I've been a huge disappointment all my life and my dad actually told me I was doomed to fail, apparently it's in my genes; failure, depression, and addiction (usually alcohol but my family is notoriously known for loving pills, crack, hookers and constantly being under the influence). So before the addiction really hits and I have a shitty life, why not just let it happen?
>>709089532
Google "bearing period guy." Prepare bleach for cleansing your brain afterwards.
>>709095425
well good for you. I've never murdered outside the USA so sleep safe.
I also only kill women.
>>709095506
Thank you, I laugh as I kill.
>>709095859
can't sleep
>>709095662
I actually fuck lots of peoples wives and girlfriends
because I'm a male slut I'm not dating material
my cock is 9 and 1/3 and wide head
I'm 6 foot 5 blond and fit.
He'll actually be happy that his wife isn't as tense anymore and she's going to feel a little guilty so she'll treat him a bit better now.
he doesn't need to know
>>709093813
surprisingly common. Some people, deep down, feel they're shit or worthless and that they should be treated that way. It's often not a healthy choice.
or you're just a sub, either way
>>709096041
Again I kill people and your behavior is wrong.
>>709095705
I feel like a disappointment too.i don't like myself and yet somehow... can't change
i have 2 UFO in my house
>>709094276
yeah sounds like cutting might be a dealbreaker for him there.
If you're sure you're going to pick him over cutting, talk to a pro and get some help. They'll help you figure out what it's doing for you and what you can substitute in its place.
If you choose cutting over him, start planning for a new guy who likes a cutter
>>709095991
I can put you down forever? No more trouble sleeping.
>>709094846
Or MAYBE the poster is a girl too. Weirder things have happened.
>>709096394
why do you claim to be a aerial killer?
>>709094811
Do you have any experience in dating hookers/escorts/strippers/etc?
Does any one have such experiences?
>>709081404
My wife's cousin gave me a handjob while she was in the same room, neither were awake.
my cars mom tried to friend me in the back of my finger.
>>709096974
your wife's cousin gave you a handjob while asleep?
>>709096041
how do u usually hook up with them? How do you know theyre interested ? How do you know theyre not gonna freak out and tell husband that u tried to fuck them? Is there a formula you follow? Please share your knowledge
>>709081404
About 11 years ago I saw some shit that can get people killed and later on it did... But not me because I kept a low profile for a long time after that.
The shit taught me never to trust cops because they are corrupt and to be ready for anything if it involves organized crime.
>>709093693
Well, you're an asshole but the bitch sounds retarded. So i will say you both deserve each other :)
>>709096667
I've killed more than 3 people therefore I'm a serial killer.
>>709095200
So would you mind if i abducted you, singed your balls with a curling iron, or perhaps skinned you piece by piece? How would you like that you disgusting freak.
Sucked more than 3 dicks too so I'm a serial cock sucker
I got dick warts from my girlfriend.
I enjoy going to my female skin doctor to get them burned off.
I like having a powerful woman handle my dick. I also try to book a new one each time. I also stare at the nurse assistant the whole time and refuse draping.
took more than 3 fares so I'm a serial taxi driver
>>709098618
lol. I would rather not die. Besides I doubt you have what it take to kill me or anyone.
I steal my sister's dirty panties and sniff them while jerking off. After I cum I hate myself.
>>709098929
Everyone is capable of torture and murder. Everyone.
>>709099028
are u 12?
https://discordapp.com/channels/237526998723854336/237526998723854336?jump=238229215680397313
for roleplay
If only it could be proven there hannable
I want to go to a strangers house and let him have his big dog fuck me
>>709098929
So you don't want to die but yet you have no feelings other than the quest to kill innocent women. This is why the Nazis should have won; to remove pests like you from society.
>>709099058
No 17, I know I am old enough that I should be able to force myself to stop. She will be moving out soon though.
I wish my wife's little sister would hit on me so I could fuck her brains out
I masturbate up to 3 times a day to trannies on chaturbate; that shit is really addicting.
>>709099220
I kill, its what I do. The women are like all of us guilty of various sins, actions and wrong doings, they are far from innocent but that's not the point. I kill and will go on killing whatever society thinks I'm a necessary part of humanity. I am the beast that cuts the meat. Nazis wouldn't have caught me either. lol.
>>709099525
Do you pay or just watch?
I stabbed a hobo in a sewer. I don't know if he lived
I used to steal manga from nearby bookstores. I stole about $300 worth before stopping.
Wife (of 6 years) is pregnant with my first child.
Best friend is married and has 2 kids.
His wife and I find each other mutually attractive.
I really wanna fool around with her.
>>709099619
Obvious troll is obvious
>>709099678
Just watch hahaha; i aint giving those skanks money. Plus others happily throw their hard earned bucks at them.
>>709099817
What if you could fool around with her if your buddy got to fool around with your wife?
>>709083632
Me too anon me too
>>709100010
Wife isn't interested in that, I already know. But honestly? I'd be okay with that.
>>709081553
that was you??
>>709099619
Dude, if you are serious, what makes you believe they have it coming? Have you been in their life every moment?Or are you just upset because mommy would make you wear her panties and lick her coochie?
>>709099928
I always wonder who the guys are who actually spent money on that site?
>>709100184
Obviously old men with cash to blow. I have no idea who else would waste their money. Seriously though, some charge like 10 bucks just to see their asshole.
>be me
>keep posting links like this http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph57ffc5b218809
getting more views everytime
>>709081762
>Spit in a kids sandwich because he was being a dick
did they ever found out?
>>709100293
Do you have a favorite tranny?
Whitbutt best butt
I killed someone 8 years ago
No one suspected a thing
For a solid month thou, i lived in complete and total seclusion and terrible anxiety
>>709081629
>I sometimes have my girlfriend collect her period blood in a mason jar so I can drink it later.
how much later? do you drink fresh or rotten?
>>709097623
I don't kiss and tell, the women talk among themselves about cock size how good the sex is and that I don't snitch them even if we get in a fight or I get betrayed. Its a persona that precedes me. It started when my wife died of breast cancer, I was loyal to my wife. I owned a quarter million dollar communications business I started myself. Her friends IDK wanted to comfort me some girls just wanted to take me on a test drive I guess. At the time I lived in a town of 3,000 people, I was unofficially most most eligible bachelor I guess. I already knew how rumors and gossip can fly so I never really talked to anyone about what was going on. Then sold my house and business and moved to a small city, spent most of my days getting drunk and spending money, buying girls drinks all the time, when I get drunk I become kind of a classy pervert, almost everything said had a sexual undertone if I could get it into the conversations. (being a communications engineer I have studied all forms of communications from psychology to microwave wireless). I wound up banging a couple of bar fly's regularly one was in a open relationship with her boyfriend and the other was married and not. Then they tell their friend and their friends tell theirs and so forth.
Pic, give you guys some OC
>be me in first or second grade
>My best friend is a girl who I've known since we were both in diapers
>She lives next door so comes over and lets herself in, wakes me up, and watches tv with me almost every morning.
>She is cute as fuck, parents always kid that we will be married someday.
>She is a year or two older then me
>One day she decides that we will play games where we are married
>Eventually leads to us naked under the covers of my bed.
>For about a year we explore each others bodies, she gives me bgs but I don't really understand it. I finger her, stick my penis tip in when I manager to become erect.
>Never felt abused or wrong, I just loved her as a little kid could.
>Year later she moves away
>I honestly feel sad and a great loss at such a young age.
>Years later find our she had a boyfriend, he tried to kill her, beat her so bad she got brain damage, and even more years later she contacts me and she is a fat cow.
>We never talk about how we were sexually active at such a young age and the things we shared.
I honestly feel weird about it, cherish it, and have so many mixed emotions about it. This is the first time I've ever shared this info.
>>709082512
>I'm 20 years old, and I've been having sex with a 36 year old single mother for nearly a month now. At first I was just looking to get some sex, but I actually think I'm falling in love with her. Problem is, my family is extremely fucking religious and I'm pretty sure everyone will hate me if I mention what I'm doing. Am I fucked up anons? I'm thinking about just hiding it for as long as I can, but it sucks because I can't spend as much time with her as I'd like because I still live with my parents and they get suspicious when I'm gone like that.
>Story time
>>709100731
>(being a communications engineer I have studied all forms of communications from psychology to microwave wireless)
is this fresh pasta?
>>709082386
well i'm going to start drinking my gf's period blood now!! this is great@
