>>709074512 you're a fucking virgin, shut up.
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>>709074512
you're a fucking virgin, shut up.
THANK YOU
dang, beat me to it
>>709074654
Can we get some underwear sniffing or other cloth sniffing - force is a turnon too
>>709074654
Am I?
>>709074659
How would you breed me? Describe explicitly how you would go about it?
Someones jealous that he doesn't get to be a strong dom's vulnerable little cock receptacle
"I'm a good master by being a complete and total asshole by violating the very thing that makes makes dom/sub relationships work *and* totally hot: trust."
>>709073315
$80 extra per ticket for the flight, $30 for the lounge (you need to have access before hand, then pay). Totally still got my money's worth. Free food (way better than the air port stuff), and free drinks. We just kept doing double rum and cokes and then whiskey and cokes the entire time. We basically downed him like shots.
At the end while we were about to descend, I actually asked one of the flight attendants to serve us one more drink before we landed and they obliged. Was super awesome.
>>709073359
We definitely got off easy. Was supposed to be a Cat 4 a few miles closer to the coast, but it did the opposite. Became a cat 3 further off the coast than foretasted -- and thank goodness. I personally didn't lose power but a huge amount of people did, even in land. Think I'm just going to leave next time because this city is not equipped to deal with anything even remotely like category 1 apparently lol.
nothing right with that
>>709075196
That's really scary, but I'm glad you made it out OK
>>709075040
Please stop
>>709075794
Why? I'm just having a little fun
please for the love of GOD stop
you are acting more autistic than Nibi
>>709075040
How do you think? You'd still be well bound and positioned on your belly after the fisting; I'd stick my cock in your ass and pound away until I blow my load in you. If I was feeling particularly ornery, I finger you a bit and have some dribble out of you so you feel like a dirty pup.
>when the killjoys show up to ruin the fun
so unfortunate
>>709075196
sounds like it was pretty nice, were you flying because of that hurricane or something? i'm not very informed on what's happening ever since i got rid of facebook
>>709076131
mmm nice
>>709076137
just take it to discord or skype already please
I'm the last person here who can hate on others for cybering or roleplaying but jesus christ we don't want to see that shit public
>>709076143
No, friend's wedding. Three of us booked seats together so we just said fuck it, might as well do things a little bit classy. The only time I've not been drunk this weekend has been in the mornings.
>>709075630
Thanksies~. What's weird is that a lot of people weren't taking the evacuation orders seriously (my coworker had to forcefully remove their grandmother), and now that the hurricane didn't hit as expected I'm fearful that people will use that as an excuse for the next one. It was going to be another Katrina (but thankfully wasn't).
>>709076263
I know, sounds like a fun afternoon.
>>709076533
I think I'm good without the ocean. It's a nice place to visit every few years but I'm fine inland.
being wrong with the intent of saving lives is obvious justification to disbelieve them the next time they want you to not die.
>>709076310
Nah, it's hot to read. But we finished so you can calm your bitchfit now
>>709076700
you really like that pic don't you
>>709076700
tl dr kys blah blah I hate the world I hate you I hate hate hate my life is miserable I wish I was a girl I wish everyone was as miserable as me so kill yourself etc
>>709076533
oh, nice
sounds like it went well
>>709075103
>>709075103
>>709075103
>>709075103
that
>>709076990
no more than the other images in this folder, but it is well drawn and rather funny looking.
>>709074947
I concure
>>709077073
small gag though
>>709076820
More underwear sniffing?
>>709076997
fuck are you going on about that was in response to devs post
>didn't hit as expected I'm fearful that people will use that as an excuse for the next one
>>709077180
ok faggo
>>709077186
>>709077116
A total turn on, much rather have it done to me than forcing someone to sniff my underwear
>>709077263
I just like gags is all
>>709076677
I think after this weekend, I want one of two things: living in the mountains or by the ocean, fuck the swamp.
>>709077030
Maybe a little bit too well. Was also kind of weird having girls trying to hook up with me.
>>709077224
I don't care I just like reflecting on your sad state of affairs publicly
gaydudebros are so hot
post frat douchebags
>>709077527
Is there any moar of this?
>>709077527
Orlando is a swamp? Had no idea
>>709077654
>>709076820
Who says we finished?
>>709077369
who are you
>>709077723
I'm not sure if that's sarcasm or knot
>>709077873
Common decency.
>>709077598
maybe if it was accurate you would have more success.
>>709077357
There aren't enough of these pics around I've seen quite a lot of mine already posted :s
>>709077926
literally the closest I've been to florida is florabama bar and that was a let down
>>709077873
Hopefully your sense of self-respect
>>709077527
did you tell them you were gay or something funny?
>>709077873
If you wanna continue then by all means
>>709077975
aww, cri moar.
>>709077867
run doggy run
bun bun bun
>>709078013
how the fuck could it be accurate I don't even know your age
>>709078062
So what all are you into?
>>709078019
Sadly, I just found out a couple of days ago that this is a HUGE turn on for me, tried it in real life, best thing I've done
>>709078036
Heh. But yeah, it's in the middle of the state, hence the swamp. We have so many retention ponds along our highways it's not even funny.
>>709078059
Nah, I really should have though. Didn't want to cause any drama though. Would have been funny if it was just a normal get together.
Stolen from the sfur thread. It's gfur now
>>709078253
Well I think it would be pretty fun to wake you up with an alarm blowjob and let you empty your balls and your bladder down my throat.
>>709077924
who the fuck do you fucking think you slack-jawed ninny
>>709078509
They'll be none the wiser I'm sure
>>709077654
>>709077654
>>709077654
SOOOOOOooooooooo hot
gotta love the gaydudebros
>>709074654
>>709078481
yeah, avoiding drama is a good reason not to, it would have been funny though
>>709078712
some sort of anonymous trash, I don't assume
>>709078481
heh sorry for my ignorance
>>709078611
An alarm blowjob?
>>709078455
Ya same here. I read online somewhere that a guy would put his masters pants into the muzzle of his pup hood. I really want to try that, probably looks better than wearing pants on your head too.
I love musk threads. They're so comfy
>>709078077
>>709078965
Only one way to properly apologize.
>>709078886
Especially because this one semi-trashy chick was basically broadcasting it had been like two months since she'd gotten laid. That needed to be put to rest.
>>709074654
This gets me through the sadness
sextoyget.com/sexylittlehoe.html
>>709079167
Part of the hotness for me, is he someone forces the underwears over my mouth and nose, or I wear them like a mask - other mask never done anything for me
>>709079464
hoes be thirsty
can you guys stop making this thread shit, thanks
>>709078949
Who else bothers to talk to you?
>>709079958
this thread is shit, so nobody else in this thread
Come to my discord, i like to draw things. ask me to draw things
https://discord.gg/z7pDk
>>709079778
I
love
rackoon
Anyone have any incest?
>>709079652
Idk the one time I've warn them like a mask the sensation wasn't right. The fabric is too stretched so the air comes in cold and since your only smelling such a small patch the smell is pretty faint. Well at least compared to when your face is shoved in someone's crotch
is it bad that the only thing i've eaten today is two pizza pockets and a piece of peameal bacon?
Oops forgot to post a pic
>>709080398
That is true, the smell faited quite fast, I guess if you folded them up and stuffed them so air could only go through it underwear I'd assume the smell would be more intents and hopefully last longer.
>>709080472
At least youve had some food. I've got a paper due tomorrow so my sustenance all day has been toast, a pot of coffee and half a pack of smokes
>>709080934
that's unfortunate
>>709081068
It's the university life. As long as I have a decent dinner or supper I'm good. Although my brain would probably thank me if I ate a little healthier
>>709081424
>uni life
there's your problem
>>709081555
The temptation of a financially stable future was to much to pass up
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slow children at play
>>709082118
The things I would do to those slow children
>>709080337
>>709081818
just because you went to uni doesn't mean you are going to get that kind of job 100%
>>709080472
All I've had is some chicken nuggets.
>>709082440
chicken nuggets are life though
more-so if they're cooked at home
I started off the day with granola and milk banana then a protein and kale shake then a grilled chicken sandwich and I'm finally wrapping it all up with a very fresh strawberry vinaigrette salad with salmon patties.
>>709082731
>kale
disgusting.
The rest of it sounds pretty good though
>>709082731
yum~
>>709082893
Kale is pretty terrible but it's really good for you, that's why I mix it in with my protein shake. Drink it down fast so I don't have to taste it much.
>>709082731
that sounds generally quite nice aside from the kale, but muh health
I had like half a bag of Chex Mix.
>>709083176
What are you doing with yourself, lad? A balanced diet is a balanced life
>>709082731
delicious and healthy. I envy you
>>709083374
Woodcutting and calculus, mostly.
>>709083408
I'm actually making real gains for the first time in my life so I'm motivated to turn this fat ass around
>>709078986
Yep, I'd wake you up every morning personally, with my mouth
>>709083609
my dream
>>709083828
thats a really wet dream you got there
>>709083828
I can respect a dream like that
