What is something you've done that is legitimately evil?
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What is something you've done that is legitimately evil?
What's behind the tarp faggot
>>709073403
A goat. Its a muslim glory hole
>>709072805
I let my dog poop in somebodies driveway. It was raining and I did not have a bag to clean it up.
at my 9th birthday party i put my brothers lizard in a lunch box and attached it to about 9 helium filled baloons and sent it to space because when we were singing happy birthday he sang "happy birthday to pooface" and i was genuinely offended.
I robbed someone of their weed at knife point once in high school
>>709074133
Kek'd outloud
>>709074828
Think you'd have had the balls to actually stab the person if they resisted?
>>709072805
I took another man's blame because I knew I could get away with it. Possibly more, but I can't think of any right now.
>>709075422
this is a good and bad thing to do, bravo to you sir
>>709075265
This.
Most pussies who carry knives wouldn't do but wave that bitch in your face
>>709072805
>teenage brat moves in across from me
>whore friends scratch around in the hall like chickens at 2 am
>I have work and need sleep
>be on computer
>open amazon
>see a cool new product and only 10 dollary doos
it's called "liquid ass" and is guaranteed to clear a room
bottle arrives
>I think to myself it can't be that bad
>oh sweet jebus was I wrong
>open lid
>have mirror above sink
>my face looks like patrick when he smells the peanut and onion sunde spongebob made and it burns his eyebrows off
>basically smelled like dead bodies that were dragged through raw sewage
>it's time.jpg.png.webm.gif.rar.zip.ipsw.ico.tar.gz.mp3.sig.gpg.xz.exe
>get plastic tube
>get funnel from kitchen
>also get rubber gloves
>go to bratty whore's door
>get funnel/hose thingy dingy
>put rubber hose under door and pour liquid ass in
>god himself wept
>finish bottle
>put tube and stuff in sever bags with car fresheners and throw in dumpster
>towels under my own door
>landlord searches for dead animals in walls a day later
>they can't figure it out
>bitchy mcbitch face moves out
>I buy some chicken tendies to celebrate my victory
sold crack to a pregnant woman
>>709072805
i fapped in my brothers cereal and watched him sip every drop of milk from the bowl when he was done
I've wished some of my close ones were dead
>>709076044
the sad thing is I can see someone doing this. That stuff is fucking awful.
>>709074133
...about 9 "baloons"
Seeing how little lift you actually get from a normal balloon you must have had some motherfucking Hindenburg brand balloons.
when i was a kid whenever i got a tape of a new movie and got done watching it i would rewind to a split second before some important character died so whoever got it next would be spoiled
>>709076277
that's not evil, wanting your endowment is perfectly regular.
>>709076044
Someone poured liquid ass in the air vents of my high school for a senior prank
>>709076394
>Hindenburg brand Balloons
I can imagine the Hindenburg now..coming down ablaze with a big lizard just falling out
>>709074828
How much weed was it
convinced a girl 5k miles away to break up with the man she'd been together with since 6th grade and had 4 kids with, just to send me nudes
>>709075265
No, I'm too much of a pussy
I had sex in the missionary position for the purpose of procreation.
>>709072805
Pissed in a bag and threw it on a balcony of an apartment building
was on the second floor of my school and waved down to some girl having lunch and she gave me the middle finger so i spit on her but it landed in her drink and i didnt tell her
>>709076256
Did you know that while fapping if you clench the tip of your punish before ejaculation the seen will sink back into your bladder. Do this a couple more times and then the next time you pee you will pee pure semen.
Fun fact
>>709076991
get off of mobile with that autocorrect shit, negro
Bah. The lies in this thread aren't tasty crunchy ones that have a thin veneer of 'might have happened' on the outside.
These are poor flabby lies being told by a poor flabby liar.
>>709076190
Do you still have any crack?
>>709076628
3 dimebags
>>709077189
>29 replies
>14 posters
yea someone just bullshitted half of these
>>709076506
Pretty much didn't work, "Be kind, rewind" is so the movie store clerk doesn't have to. Unless they're shit, they check them and rewind.
Oh, my story is that I shut down one anon's keks about ruining movies. Spoiler whores have their own place in hell just under the white knight lavatory.
Don't know about evil but something I can't forgive myself for. When I was in 3rd or 4th grade (don't remember exactly) there were two twins in our class, a boy and a girl. The boy hanged himself, and a couple of months later I was arguing about something with the girl, I was really mad at her and I don't remember what I said but it was something about her being as stupid as her brother was. She burst into tears and never spoke to me since then (but we went to different classes after 4th grade and later to different schools).
walking in abandoned building with some bros and some kids i dont like one in particular on the 3rd floor walking around shit is falling apart
>>walk down a hallway 2 doors opposite of each other at the end
>>walk in left room its empty besides trash and what looks like molded clothes
>>i close the door behind me
>>i start walking into the other room and i notice a fairly new looking rug at the entrance warded me out so i picked it up
>>Huge hole under the rug
>>wtf who would do that?
>>go to throw the rug
>>for some reason i dont
>>for some reason i just put it back
>>i walk away
>>bros coming up my way
>>I ask bro to come with me i gotta tell him something
>>i watch stupid kids keep going up
>>smoking outside
>>hear loud crash and screams
>>bro drops the smoke and starts to run up
>>i follow
>>kid i didn't like was on the 2nd floor looking like a rag doll cuts everywhere and yelling
>>i guess he broke his leg arm wrist and rib
>>i guess he just decided to not look where he was going
>>im not evil im just curious to see what would happen if.
I'm guessing OP was looking for shit like you stabbed someone or stole from a homeless person not gay shit like farting in someone's faces that's not evil thats just jackassery.
LET'S SEE SOME BLOOD IN THIS THREAD
>>709077345
Some of them are replies to stories you daft cunt
bump
>>709072805
>be me in houston texas during summer
>shipping manager for lumber company
>drivers return to the yard to get loaded for next run
>drivers leave truck and a/c running so cab is cool when they jump back in
>when drivers aren't looking, i go turn the heat on
>cab is 100+ degrees f when they jump in
>i'm in my office laughing my ass off
I put my brothers toothbrush in the toilet and put it back for him to use. But he never brushes his teeth so it was probably never used
I fucked my mother after I got home one night from partying in the woods with friends. She drank too much and I noticed she had taken her ambien that was on the coffee table. Dad was away overnight because he was an Engineer for the state we live in. I was so high that night I got an instant hard when I sat down to watch tv. She was into wearing a one piece flanel pajama and she always slept on her side. She was facing the couch and her ass was sticking out and I could see a little of her pussy because the pajamas were hiked up. She had slid into the position she was in from being upright and then turned over. I tried to wake her up, shaking her and telling her she needed to go to bed. She was unresponsive. I got so horny thinking of the possibilities. I started by sniffing it. She had just come from the bath so it was fresh. I licked it a little and it got me dizzy. I knelt beside the couch and got the courage to lick my finger and press it in. By this time I was fully kneeling next to her and I was jerking with my other hand. I got my finger in and it was so hot, and instantly wet. I started licking her off my fingers and then spitting on them and adding it to my cock. She tasted like heaven. I could not control myself. I knelt by the side of the couch with one knee and mounted her with just my dick. She didn't move. I relished the moment. I moved maybe ten times inside her it was so hot and wet I came buckets on the floor next to us after pulling out. I sat there for a minute and then got a towel and a washcloth and a blanket. I wiped her pussy dry, cleaned up the floor. I jerked off again and then put a blanket over her. I never got to do it again.
>>709078556
You monster
>>709078841
Evil? Sounds like a win to me
>>709072805
Repeatedly threw a baby kitten against a wall multiple times while trying to throw the kitten at my cousin who disliked cats. The cat busted it's like or something
replaced all the toilet paper in my school bathrooms with sandpaper
>>709079217
Lip*
Posting a .bat file, wich opend itself and than repeated under the name "SexyTeenPorn.bat" on my schools ftp-filesharing server. I shut down about 10 Pc's on one day before the file was deleted by the administrator and because of shs those peaces of shit take half an hour to start.
Code:
:start
start putnamehere
goto start
>>709079217
This is the kind of stuff I wanted to see
bump
set autocorrect on my boss' computer to change the word "the" to "ron is awesome" :)
>>709079384
oh, that's fucken evil, man
>>709079466
fuck off
>>709076584
My sides
>>709076660
Lost
>>709079576
no. but thank you, though. :)
Last year after breaking up with my ex, i said i slept with her best friend just to push her to self harm and overdose on paracetamol. She survived obviously but i still got her to do it.
>>709079662
you should have tried harder
>>709072805
>>709078841
She was awake the whole time
>>709072805
Fed a cat a bunch of aspirin. Watched it die slow. I laff'd. Teach it to shit on my doorstep
Back when vanilla smarties were a thing I was in junior school. The smarties were white so me and my friend had a genius idea to take scented permanent markers and colour in all the white smarties then hand them out to the kindergarteners during recess. Aside from the disgusted looks on their faces a week later I found out 1 of the kids had gotten sick from it. Still feel bad about it to this day
>>709072805
shot at someone
>>709073636
kek
https://youtu.be/E3IB7krSC0k
>>709081502
>She cry several times and was uses everytime i want.
This sentence made me kek. Not because of what he said, but because of how dumb this idiot types.
My neighbors cat was in my backyard so I let my dog outside and watched him tear the living shit out of that stupid cat. They never found out what happened.
Whenever I see a cat on the sidewalk I'll throw a rock at it. If it's in the middle of the road I try to run them over.
>>709082567
kek
>>709076044
nice man.
>>709082370
I agree
i caught a frog and microwaved it
>>709082567
Be careful with that edge there young man
>>709082567
Ur an faggot. If i see you in the riad ima try to run you over. I hope your death is long and painful
>>709081502
I knew i was a little sadistic but that gave me the weirdest boner EVER!
>>709072805
>Used to deliver newspapers
>go door to door to collect money every two weeks
>go upstairs to old bitches house
>screen door only, knock knock
>no answer
>peer through
>see legs on floor in kitchen
>open door
>walk into kitchen
>she looks dead
>know where she keeps money
>grab it all
>leave
>next day parents say she died ask if I deliver papers to her.
>mfw
>>709079288
I feel fucking dumb for doing this just to see what happens
i was once tasked to watch my neighbor's dog while she was watching her sister at the hospital, she was gone from her house for about 2 weeks. while there, i snooped around her stuff and found about 400 dollars, i also stole a spare housekey so now i have instant access to her house while she's at work. it's been about 2 months since and she hasn't found out yet.
when i was young i would jerk off in front of my maids Im genuinely upset with myself now
>>709072805
>lan party back in the day
>playing warcraft 3 when it was new
>guy brags that his gf sent him a bunch of nudes
"They're hidden on my computer so nobody can find them."
>guy goes to sleep
>find the nudes, including video of her fingerblasting
>copy the nudes
A few weeks later
>go to party
>bring along cd with nudes
>show a bunch of people
>lose cd
a few weeks later
>guy confronts me about showing people nudes
I denied it all, but nobody bought it. What could he do in the end?
>>709085509
nice try skeleton, but I'm not falling for any of your tricks
>>709079288
I just remembered a fith-grader braking up in tears because he thought he broke the Computers so he would have to pay a bunch of money. A fith grader...
>>709072805
I was 19 and banging the 14 year old girl next door and my Dad kinda caught on and said to me, you better not be fuckin around with that girl. So the next time she came over when she came in the door I told her to get out and I never wanted to see her again. The look on her face as her heart broke into pieces and she started crying still haunts me today, and I am 43 now. The thing is I kinda really liked that girl but the thought of being put in jail for it overruled my desire to be with her.
>>709072805
My grandpa was a good man that spent his years campaigning for the poor people in his area for things like clean water, parks, and other things that everyone wants. When he got old, my parents and aunts and uncles put him in a nursing home that was less than a block away from where I went to college, but I never went to go visit him. He was so lonely, I could see it in his eyes the handful of times we went to go see him, he pleaded with us to see him more often, but we never did. He stopped eating because he was so lonely, and he went into organ failure and died shortly afterward.
I had a drinking and drug problem when I was about 20, and I was low on cash but wanted to party and was trying to figure out what I could sell in my mom's garage when I happened upon all my old toys. I'm talking Teddy Ruxpin, that old binocular thing where you clicked the lever and it turned the wheel with the picture, all sorts of classic toys. So I found a buyer on Craig's List and backed my trucked up, filled the bed with all these things and went and sold them to him. It took me two trips. When my mom found out she cried, but I was too high/drunk to care at the time.
I used my dealer's bathroom once and saw he had a prescription of Valtrex, so I knew the fucker had the herp. He came over to a party I threw one time and I saw he was getting ready to hook up with my cousin, but he threw me an eighth if I would let him use my sister's bed so I let him clap them cheeks. A decade later I was using her bathroom and I saw she had a prescription of Valtrex in her bathroom.
I went for a jog around a park in my city once and happened upon a homeless man that was passed out on a bench. I really hate the homeless, so I grabbed his sandals and threw them in the river nearby. As I was jogging back through the area about a half hour later I saw him digging through a trash can, probably looking for his sandals.
I've done other shit, that's just off the top of my head.
>>709086178
Fifth*********** get it right bro
Had to stay in a caravan on vacation with some cousins once, they were pissing me off so I used both their toothbrushes to clean my foreskin.
I just fucked my gf's cousin who is also dating my best friend.
I even met wth her 3 different times before we finally had sex, so it's not like it was something that just happened, I totally went for it and ill do it again.
I only feel bad on the drive back home.
>>709086444
Jap. Sorry bro. It is 2:48 am>>709086444
>>709086207
Since then I've slept with a few guys' wifes but I didn't know the dudes so I didn't give a shit. And once I stole a 20mg xanex from my dying Uncle.
>be 19
>see bird perched on fence
>big ass morning dove
>~15ft away
>grab rock
>sidearm throw at full force
>rock hits right in center of chest
>hear impact
>hear the wind get knocked out of it
>flies away a few minutes later
I felt sad
>>709072805
My brother had a very good and rare yugioh card, when he wasnt at home i took it and threw it away.
>>709076660
pics or it didnt happen lol
>>709072805
>What is something you've done that is legitimately evil?
- Stalked the shit out of a hot teacher
- Beat up a kid and gave him PTSD
- Got a slow girl to blow me by convincing her that I was interested in dating her
>>709085792
Hrm?
That really happened. This happened more than 12 years ago.
They're married and have kids now. Supposedly the guy still tells people about how much he hates me. I wouldn't blame him if he wasn't stupid enough to brag.
>>709087461
you sound like someone with antisocial disorder
>>709087207
you sick fuck
>>709087218
WOW! That's some hardcore shit! Thanks for sharing anon.
ignored this fat chick on tinder
finally oh nice I like this thread
brb compiling a list
i have anti-social personality (they call it a disorder but it's not lol)
>>709087542
>you sound like someone with antisocial disorder
Sorta.
> stalked the hot teacher cuz not getting any pussy IRL
> Beat up the kid and giggle about it sometimes
> Slow girl blow . . . I'm a LONG way from the only guy who'd lead a girl on for a BJ
This is an EVIL shit you've done thread . . . I don't know if I'm more evil than the average guy
Got a blowjob and fondled the fuck out of an autistic girl
>>709076563
That was me, then I turned on the heat, and barricaded my class in the room. Then one day some kid pissed me off, so i went to his locker during gym glass, found his discreet mathbook and dropped a log in the middle of the book, then closed it and pissed in his new powerade. the deuce looked like a spicy ass sausage patty.
Caught and drown several pidgeons when I was 13. I still don't like pidgeons.
>>709087990
Due to bulliing in my childhood i am a sadistic sociopath with depression. Ya shure you are that antisocial? :'D
Once, I grabbed a girl by the pussy.
>>709087461
tard blowies are the best
>>709088380
self diagnosed I bet, snowflake
>>709072805
I didn't wash my hands after I took a shit
>>709087207
hahah, you mean as bastard, haha
>>709076713
very nice
>>709088487
All-Of-My-Friends diagnostic.
I've looked that up and it kinda fits. I still sometimes have suicidal thoughts but don't even know how that word is spelled :( You don't need a doctor to tell you, that you like to hurt other people.
I was adopted and I didnt like the guys son so I put his dog in an incinerator
>>709072805
Left a blind black man at at busstop promising to come back in a few with some snacks. I never came back.
>>709089269
Dio?
>>709077274
>Robbing someone for 30 dollars
>Risking going to jail over 30 dollars
>30 dollars
>30
>dollars
>anon
>>709076044
Yeah, that stuff is potent.. A few years ago I lost a bet, so I had to spray some food with it and tell my server that something was wrong with it.
Was cleaning fish at boat ramp after fishing and seagulls kept trying to eat the fillets. So ties some fish guts to line and other end to a stick. Seagull eats it gets tangled cant fly. Other seagulls go nuts and start killing it.... really thought itd just spaz out until the line disolved and leave me alone...
>>709088393
Get the fuck out of here Donald
>>709088393
kek noice
>>709089718
What happened?
>>709072805
I broke the bones of my cat, poured lighter fuel on her, then stood on her neck until she suffocated
>>709072805
Sold out my party so I could get power from a demon king by pledging allegiance to him.
>>709087113
I remember my brother doing something like this a long time ago.
>Saw bird on fence
>Grabs rock and throws at it
>Hits bird and bird falls over the other side
>Went to go look
>Bird got stabbed in the neck on sticker bushes
>>709087524
you cant fool me mr. bones! im not getting on your wild ride!
A friend of my ex gf told me her father died, knowing what a cunt he has been - I silently said "thank god" or "deserved" or something along those lines. Holy fuck she was triggered
>>709087461
>Got a slow girl to blow me
How long did it take?
>>709089222
Checked
and CALM DOWN EDGELORD
what friends?? just say you MIGHT have it, not that you DO have aspd
Be me 13
>stole parents car(did this alot)
>pick up buddie from party to reek havok
>drive around for a little killing signs and shit
>get bored after an hour so we head home
>get home
>have to shit
>cant hold it man
>look at my neighbors house
>look at buddy
>"i should shit on their car" 0.0
> run over to the car and plant my anus on the windshield
>push it out with all my might
>perfect consistency
>finish up and jump off the car and look at my master shit
>oh shit man
>shit starts sliding down windshield
>oh god shit reeks man
>go inside
>get woken up next morning to my neighbor sreaming about shit
>laugh like anime school girls
>feels good man
>
>>709087990
this is so much effort now i try to think about it
-i enjoy torturing insects, spiders and other small creatures, burning their legs off with lighters, knives, that sort of thing
-i'm clinically incapable of love or empathy
-psychologically ruined a guy's life when we were in high school lel
-played devils advocate in getting my parents to divorce just so i could fuck my mother (pitting them against each other [he's a dick] and being there for her)
-made two best friends hate each other over time just so he would be mine
-lets not even talk about my exes lmao
-called my grandparents some really horrible things and smashed things in their home
-used to fuck around psychologically with my great grandmother when she was losing her head a bit before she died
-get turned on and elevated when I watch gore videos
-i even just get an erection from drowning an entire city on purpose in cities: skylines
-when i lose control I black out
-i manipulate girls into thinking i love them, or that i'm the perfect guy, just so they will give me sex, and then i leave out of nowhere
-really good at lying and manipulating anybody and I get a huge huge thrill from it, like no other.
-i wear different personalities like masks so people are often confused when they meet "other" friends
if evil exists i'm probably it, stopped trying to think of more things now but theres a lot of reasons why i'm like this
>>709089674
>Risking going to jail over 30 dollars
Well it's not like the other guy could go to the police and complain that he got his weed stolen.
>>709091924
I'm sure this happened
Back when I was about 15 my mom used to babysit these two little brat kids once a month or so. Brother and sister...he was like 7 and she was 4. They were in my room and the brother says he has to go use the bathroom. He leaves and I put my hand up his sister's skirt and rubbed her twat for a few seconds. I licked my finger and moved her panties over to the side and did it for a few seconds more. My dick was hard as a brick. She just stood there like nothing was happening.
After her brother came back, I went to the bathroom and fapped. I came so hard that it hurt. Never did anything like that ever again.
>>709092327
>-played devils advocate in getting my parents to divorce just so i could fuck my mother (pitting them against each other [he's a dick] and being there for her)
Did you have any luck fucking your mom?
Are you diagnosed with schizoid / anti-social / or other personality disorder?
>>709092902
we've made out loads of times and we tease/flirt with each other almost every day, getting there
yeah diagnosed anti-social and bipolar
>>709073636
Hey this isnt YLYL
>>709093019
>yeah diagnosed anti-social and bipolar
>science words make asshole sound like a condition
>>709073636
I lol'd
>>709093019
>we've made out loads of times and we tease/flirt with each other almost every day, getting there
WTG /b/ro!!!
How did you initiate the make-outs?
I've been super distant from my mom (haven't seen her in 3 years and email less than once/month). I wonder if I can leverage that into a sexual relationship with her.
>>709093281
lmao that's what i think too
I stole a 18k 850 dollar gold chain from my grandmother and blamed it on my addict mom
>>709081741
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>709082567
Lol my nigra
>>709073965
I've never picked up my dogs shit ever. Fuck that
>>709092327
I mean, do you like spending so much time compiling fake stories and wanting to live out ur dream of being edgy as fuck
>>709093747
i love it when faggots give me that reaction
legit makes me feel like a movie star or some shit
I've steal from my teachers at school, look in there desk, mini fridge, backpacks for anything, money, cokes, pills, headphones, phones, anything that's worth money. Sometimes just for fun
>>709076713
You absolute monster
I raped a tantric masseuse. Didn't want to, but it was the only way out of a horrible psychological situation and the only way I could improve myself.
It helped me work out some childhood issues and change the way I approach life in general.
I lie to women constantly, just so I can grab there asses
I've smelled my fat old moms ass
>>709075422
Sinister shit m8
