>yuropoors will NEVER know how good AMERICAN bbq taste like
fetti was geht
>>709030247
How can eurocucks even compete?
Feels good to be born in a superior country above all :^)
>>709030247
>American bbq
>posts cancer
I dont get it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rUJjW3I65e4
>>709030247
i'll give you that
>>709030247
American "cuisine"
>>709030247
How much does that cost? We have only pork, potatoes and sauerkraut here :^)
Welp, time to go down to the Kneipe and enjoy my Schnitzel...
>>709030247
>all that char
Enjoy cancer.
>>709030252
I would unironically eat that.
Flavor town is actually whole nother planet
BASED USA
>American "cuisine"
>Amerifats will never eat Frikandellen
You know, Suicide is an option
>>709030247
That's charred to hell. Not tasty probably.
If you dont have $150 of ribeye dry ageing in your fridge for 28+ days you're a cuck
Have you heard of an aeroplane?
>>709030258
>raw ground beef
/wrists
>>709030247
We could easily afford to visit you. Yourselves on the other hand...
>>709030247
>be American
>base your identity around native Haitian food
Nigger tier, as expected.
>>709030247
>American BBQ
>Charred to oblivion.
>Drench the meat in so much sauce, that it doesn't even have a shred of meat taste in it.
>Tastes more like like a sugary mess.
Nope.jpeg
>>709030260
pass the mayo lad
>>709030268
Needs more butter and kosher salt senpai
>>709030247
wanna move to america, NOW
>>709030247
>mfw some amerilard thinks their bbq is better than an argentine asado
>>709030247
Looks fucking disgusting and unhealthy.
>>709030269
>>Drench the meat in so much sauce, that it doesn't even have a shred of meat taste in it.
Barbecue sauce is the downfall of barbecue
>>709030247
>Here's your plate full of shit, that'll be $199 plus tip of course
>>709030262
No for real though, if anybody put that in front of me I would open hand slap them.
dis iz not of best Americans cuisine
>>709030260
haha mee eens
>>709030250
ow lawd noo
>>709030270
who the fuck is that insane chef...
Bee Cave, TX reporting in.
looks great except for pickled okra and onions. dunno wtf was up with the pickled stuff. completely unnecessary.
>>709030262
kekd mightily at the end of that webm
>>709030247
>murica
>culture
>>709030282
ja/ck/
>>709030278
>implying britbong food looks any different
>implying any of you niggers can beat a bunnings snag
>>709030247
Every time this webbum gets posted my cock gets rock hard.
>>709030247
>Still eating the flesh jew
"Nothing will benefit human health and increase the chances for survival of life on earth as much as the evolution to a vegetarian diet." —Albert Einstein.
>>709030270
madman
Dry rub best rub. Anyone who doesn't agree that dry rub is objectively better is retarded.
>>709030287
>when everything on your plate is between 10 hue points in photoshop
>>709030266
Yeah because the sterling to dollar rate is so strong right now.
Retard.
>>709030270
my godd make him stop what u doing man what u doin '????? ç_ç
>>709030269
ahah poor delusional fin. You have no idea buddy. BBQ is as american as it gets. Every state even subregion has a different BBQ recipe. Its quite the thing.
>>709030278
Sorry that your triggered by pork, Mohammed.
Would you prefer us to boil our meat?
>>709030287
the fuck is that, looks disgusting no wonder britbongs got yellow teeth, they eat shit for breakfast
>>709030282
have this, it's a nice summary
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_CnVFFMpYc
>>709030247
They can't eat this anyway it's haram.
>>709030247
youll never have proper dandelian and burdock and a bag of chips followed by dissapointing sex with your slag cousin though so whos the real loser here?
>>709030274
>there are people actually buying this without realizing it is worse than a knife
>>709030285
stop eating our food, dressing like us, watching our movies, listening to our music, and using our websites
>>709030247
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>>709030247
Your BBQ game is top tier mate. Would like to see Australian BBQ. Here's my contribution to the thread. BBQ is the best thing. Even vegans can't resist the smell of this.
>american ''''''''''''''' Cocktail'''''''''''''''
>>709030247
'cancer: the dish'
>>709030282
Jack Scalfani. Go to /ck/ to find out more.
>ameripoors will NEVER know how good WIENER schnitzel taste like
>>709030298
Yeah, but all dat protein and animal fat.
It's a "hey you know what, I'm going to wake up tomorrow and make the whole world my bitch" breakfast.
>>709030294
Majority of Americans Can't afford to go to Europe, which is why you see it as a big thing, it's not the same the other way around. Also, the dollar is still worthless and the pound is still one of the strongest currencies in the world. Sorry Jamal.
>>709030308
This shit needs to stop right now.
Food kino tbqh
Muricans will never know proper rosvopaisti, u mad?
>>709030310
looks like fish n chips
>>709030256
Same.
>>709030247
Anyone ever been to smoque BBQ in chicago?
A simple American BBQ place is better than any of the high culture Europoor food I ate in Europe
>>709030290
>quoting a Jew
Sorry but there's only shit growing in my country's climate, I'll stick with my omnivore diet.
>>709030313
>>709030247
>Amerifats will never know what a good South African braai is like
>Americans don't cook their beef rare
>it's always overdone
>>709030310
>tfw no schnitzel
Fucks sake, now i'm hungry as a motherfucker.
>>709030250
These are pretty good if you get them with no butter.
>>709030247
>undercooking everything, while somehow managing an aspic-like texture
I don't get this. why do you want to have meat so soft you cut it with a fork, does that go better with your jell-o salad?
>>709030247
FUCK YOU IM ON A DIET
>>709030255
That's called bark. The rub caramelizes from hours of smoking over low heat and creates the best part of the meat.
Was Gordon right?
>>709030308
Why you let mexican prisoners cooking your meals, America?
>>709030320
That made me cry a little. Food is so great. Can't judge fat people.
>>709030296
Sure they do.
And from the looks of it, a healthy amount of them includes making the meat practically swim in Uncle Bob's hickory sauce, masking any of the real taste the meat had.
>>709030250
I would eat that, only once though
>>709030308
why the fuck is this bitch putting dog food and Hawaiian punch on nacho chips
>>709030247
Dat cancer.
>>709030308
Then they can't understand why they shart themselves in public.
>>709030247
I am fucking hungry.
Theres a great bbq place off A1A just S of St Augustine.
>>709030261
Bark...
>>709030310
>wiener
no thanks i'll pass
>>709030255
Burgers and hot dogs on a grill are charred, BBQ is slow smoked away from the flame, allowing for the surface to be caramelized and smoked.
>>709030299
>>709030328
that looks like pretty shit pizza, even by American standards
>>709030252
That looks like it would have been fine if it hadn't been wrapped up to go.
>>709030314
NIGGA PUT COOL WHIP IN IT
>>709030247
Sick, it's all burnt
>>709030247
Enjoy your cancer.
>>709030306
WHAT
>>709030312
I make shit money and I have enough saved after a couple paychecks to go to Europe. I've been hearing a shitload of foreigners on the train as of late too, mostly young Germans and French.
But I'm going to buy guns and ammo.
Big guns. The kind you can't get.
Stay mad. :)
Who was in the wrong here?
>>709030332
>only once though
You wouldnt get another chance after the heart attack
>>709030247
>all those sauces
A B S O L U T E P L E B
You don't like the taste of meat, you like the taste of whatever that shit is.
>>709030306
... I cant believe it
>>709030344
well you can't have a meal without cool hwip
>>709030310
How long till that's a kebab?
>>709030320
this looks revolting. it's also Mexican, not american
>>709030308
>>709030320
>>709030336
This is why Trump wants to stop Mexicans from coming in
>>709030247
>OH MAN I BURNED MY MEAT, i better called it god tier instead of the garbage it is
>>709030327
Yeah, the part that gives you cancer.
>>709030340
I've smoked a couple bacon wrapped meat loafs.
Fucking delicious.
>>709030339
Huma?
>>709030351
No one wants to taste burned meat.
>>709030247
mmm okra
>>>/ck/
>>709030262
my exact reation at the end
>>709030349
>chicago deep dish abomination
>american """"pizza""""
>>709030349
Left is better
Never really liked deep dish tho' to be honest family
>>709030359
I fucking throw up everytime
>>709030362
It's not burnt, my man. It's smoked.
>>709030359
My favorite
>>709030359
The part that gets me is how they use tongs and other devices for evrything like its some gourmet meal when its ramen noodles and doritos
>>709030328
yes
>>709030247
America!
>>709030368
Its cancer on a plate.
>>709030262
i must know, why do americans have a thing for mayonnaise
BURN BABY BURN
>>709030349
Would eat both and enjoy both for what they are.
>>709030359
JUST
>>709030368
>arguing bbq with europoors
Comon' man.
>>709030358
You're retarded.
Bark and char are two different things.
>>709030247
The UN already told you that will give you cancer.
why are you still eating it?
>>709030349
Both.
Post some go 'za
>>709030348
I doubt that considering you're all poorfags i mean christ you all drive across your country, we rarely drive across Europe. Also, while i would like those guns I don't need them considering i'm not in a 60% mutt 40% non white country. I'll stay calm and happy and you can stay fearing for your life in your own home surrounded by the other on the verge of chimping out any second now. :)
>>709030260
Frikandel special pls.
>>709030349
I'd love me some 'go 'za right now
>>709030325
see, the Europeon mind doesn't understand science or logic, and equates red color in meat to rawness.
He doesn't know what smoked meat is, and lashes out with a fear of the unknown.
The redness in meat is caused by myoglobin, in regular cooking, this is denatured by heat, and turns brown.
When you smoke food, HNO2 is introduced into the meat, then breaks down into NO, which stabilizes myoglobin so it doesn't lose its color in high heat.
Smoked foods are cooked for HOURS.
>>709030270
What the fuck?
>>709030247
>burnt meat
>raw meat
>meat cooked in a plastic bag
>shitty mean that you need to over season because it's shit quality
>>709030247
>>709030262
>R E A L
>Mayonnaise
As opposed to?
Fucking burgers...
BAN ALL JACK POSTERS
>>709030260
They also don't know how to properly fry potatoes
>>709030379
Its the red meat itself that is the cancer food.
>>709030252
Holy shit that looks amazing
>>709030359
You realize this is mexico, right?
We don't have this garbage in America.
>>709030373
Everything is fucking cancer, who gives a fuck.
>>709030275
""""""""""""whites"""""""""""""
>>709030381
>>709030385
PIZZA
NICE AND THICK
It belongs in /ck/ you stupid mongoloid
XD get relegated to /b/ you food faggots
/b/ bread now. Get
lol they moved the thread to /b/
NOW I CAN'T KNOW WHO IS A BRITBONG AND WHO IS A TOOTHPASTE
AND AND AND
MODS = FAGS
>Thread moved to the tranny porn board
Now i can't tell who is a Mohammed and who actually knows bbq.
Thanks gay mods.
ouihn
>>709030247
HNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
this triggers the american
American whites are garbage and by far the worst whites. They should all go to hell.
>>709030792
lecker!
Fuck, I miss the flags already.
Also I haven't been on /b/ in 10 years.
Man, this place has changed.
From a quick glance, this place seems to be on par with a legit tranny/homo porn site mixed with facebook audience now.
>>709030792
>eating raw meat
>>709030801
thanks white german friend
mods are shit as per usual
>>709030995
/b/ is all about "muh edgy may may , trannies, boipucci and furfaggotry nowadays"
>>709030247
https://munchies.vice.com/en/articles/i-gained-20-pounds-visiting-my-wifes-polish-relatives?utm_source=munchiesfbus
faget
>>709030247
like the fucking greeks
meat meat meat
learn from italy and im not even italian
>>709030318
>Retard didn't realise yet that simple places are always better that """"""high culture"""""" ones.
Shit tier mods, food threads are some of the best on /pol/
> eating charred red meat all the time
that's why you have unprecedented cancer rates
>>709030247
>yuropoors will NEVER know how good AMERICAN bbq taste like
because Europeans are well known for the lack of holidays they get every year, and their inability to travel the world and eat local food.
>Amerifats will never know how good real italian food made in Italy, or for good Greek food fresh out of the Mediterranean, or icelandic shark, straight out of a pit where its been rotting for 6 months is.
...Ok. maybe we can skip the Icelandic Hakarl.
>>709030247
my only complaint is why ruin that shit with pickles? they overpower anything they touch. the ultimate bully condiment
>>709031116
>intentionally eating "save to eat" raw meat vs. unintentionally eating shitty meat that happens to be be part raw
fixed it for you
>>709031281
>greece
>meat meat meat
You have zero clue what you are talking about you shitlord
>>709030247
Hate to tell you, OP, but Europe is on another level when it comes to food.
>>709031165
thats the most fucked up thing ive ever seen
>>709031566
What the fuck is /po/?
>>709031450
Mayo is the ultimate bully condiment.
It's also gross as fuck.
Mayo-- It's for stupid people.
>>709031626
Papercraft and Origami
>>709031626
pols /b/ board. thats where we are now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUiV_0Acspc
Best food made be the chosen ones
>>709030247
>amerifats will NEVER know how good shaslik tastes like
Poor things.
>>709030247
>burned to a crisp
>good
choose one.
>>709030247
Well, this makes you fat, I guess we're lucky
>>709031664
yeah i hate when fast food places slap a heap of that shit on my burger.
>>709031839
>shaslik
>implying no sheep in america
>>709030269
>>709030277
This is the nashville-style widwestern shit, though. Texans don't do that shit; our barbicue isn't candy-ass sweet.
>>709031893
Anything you eat adds to your weight you fucking retard, you could be eating paper and guess what - it's still adding to your weight.
Eurofag logic is a fucking joke
>>709031892
>burned skin is a bad thing
you must not like bacon then
>>709030390
Diet mayonnaise isn't real mayonnaise
>>709030247
american bbq and burger places are trending all over europe
if you search, you can know how good it tastes
>>709032135
Naw, paper is all cellulose which is an indigestible fiber. You'd just be shitting out paper mache and not gaining any weight
>>709032135
Aw, I guess eating cabbage or carefully preparing meat without it being "oily" and choosing the best parts of the animal it's the same, well, I am Mediterranean
>>709031165
Asians are icecold as usual.
>>709032108
Read again.
>amerifats will NEVER know how GOOD shaslik tastes like
>>709030310
It's a veal cutlet. Nothing to see here.
> trying to impress us with Europoor food
>>709031543
there is a even worse method of serving those
>>709032311
Until you shit it out
it added to your weight
>>709030247
amerifats will eat that and wash it down with a "diet" coke
>>709030250
i heard "Deep fried delicacies on his dick"
>>709030247
You'll never know how to speak correct English amerifag.
Holy fuck. No wonder this site is going down the drain. It was awesome. And now only some shitheads spurting their brown juice at each other: "I'm better, your shit" "No your shit, I'm better" Fuck all of you. There nasty and delicious food in every country and every part of this planet. Grow the fuck up and stop being a retarded shit sprinkler.
>>709030249
you are a nigger right ?
>>709032743
This is the world, get over it
>>709030247
BBQ isn't healthy you get cancer more easily. k ok now die now please.
I live in a dorm and don't have easy access to BBQ. Fuck you guys for making my crave some delicious home cooked BBQ.
>>709032676
Oh fuck off, you're probably from Leeds with your stuffy Yorkshire accent.
/pol/ is nothing but neo /b/ proofs me wrong
>>709033049
>Proofs me
>>709032676
they call it olde english for a reason. we're on that new hotness and you're on that old stale niggery.
>>709030276
So does your mom
>>709032743
Visit a different board bro, I have a swastika tattoo and I'm currently planning a sexual stunt involving a huge water slide and vaginal penetration at 70mph, like the episode of American dad
>>709030306
>rim the glass
Lost my shit
>>709033267
Oh, this is gold
Are there trips?
>>709030331
are these us amerifucks are fuckin stupid or what
>>709033474
You should first learn English before calling someone stupid
>>709033173
Oh Fuck you're retarded, you're not worth arguing with, please excuse me I've a night of some really weird fucked amazing sex planned with my gf
>>709030288
>bunnings snag
The name you give to a food if you never ever want anyone or anything anywhere to eat it ever
>>709030380
The UN can suck my ass
>>709030263
Somehow thinks a normal refrigerator is an appropriate method to age anything. Not enough air flow bruh
>>709033980
They will, if you pay them
>>709032483
Only in the same way as carrying a book
>>709030995
F
also they changed the webm size limit to 2 Mb, so no more good webms
I'm sure you know there's different kinds of fat, this meat has the... "Bad" fat, makes your heart stop after fifteen years
>>709034080
which is a fundamental physics law that apparently eurofags can't comprehend. Anything you swallow adds to your weight, even fucking air. How about instead of complaining (and I'm not saying it was you who originally replied) about how many calories and what have you are in your meal, you actually have a diverse diet and exercise, that way you can eat whatever you want.
>>709034101
oh fuck yur right, what the fuck
>>709034294
Google "fat types in food", answer to yourself
>>709034070
Already paid my taxes so where do I get in line?
>>709034398
Nigger nigger nigger nigger
>>709030326
thats tara reid?
>>709034550
Tomorrow at 0800, Infront of your city hall, get a line ticket
>>709030247
>That'll be $640. Plus tax and tip, of course, since we are AMERICAN.
>>709030275
Chimichurri is one hell of a sauce for meat, love it
Btw, ARGENTINA IS NOT WHITE
>>709034830
so what?
we can afford it
>>709030247
That looks, yummy, but I've been to America and I've witnessed Americans devouring.
Post a video of the main course.
>>709030247
what kind of plastic paper stuff was he cooking it in?
>>709030308
Not even trolling. I would NOM the fuck out of that.
>>709030247
Living in texas is nice af, walk to bbq shop few blocks away get that meal for 20$-25$
this is how a real man makes bbq now all you fags go back to /pol/
>>709030331
Quick hint to those who don't do their own bbq
That is a very poorly smoked Boston butt, properly smoked it should be able to be pulled apart with a 24k gold fork
You don't need fucking bear claws
>>709030355
>Mexican, not american
Those are the exact same thing.
America
>>709030375
Propane and propane accessories.
>>709036307
>>709030375
>current year
>not using charcoal
>being this
>>709036175
yeah that needs another hour or so.
i can't believe i missed the only bbq thread on here i've ever sen god dammit.
>>709030349
I've had deep dish in Chicago many times. Once, ONCE, it was absolutely amazing. Every other time though it has been a greasy revolting mess.
>>709030260
I would Imagine Britain enjoying such a food with all the sickness they are used to sucking. Not to disrespect your culture or anything friend.
>americfats will NEVER know how good living without diabetes is
>>709030380
Why do I still drink booze
Why do I still smoke cigarettes
Why do I still eat anything unhealthy
Why not just drink vitamin infused water all day for the red of my life. Yep. Never have another slive of pizza or a fine dessert nope because sugar is bad for you. Oh and glutenbis bad for you too so that's out. Oh and they say dairy is waaaayyyyy to fattening now so no milk or cheese.
Those veggies are cooked?they have no nutrients
Those veggies aren't cooked? Then every virus and bacteria in the dirt are now in your mouth so you get dead. What you rinsed them. Yet cause when you run dirt I ln your cuts you don't need to use soap at all just rinse it. And of course that meat is just cancer covered cancer with cancer filling and a creamy cancer sauce so whats left? Oh yeah NOTHING THAT'S EVERY TYPE OF FOOD IN THE WORLD AND YOU FAGGOT ASS SHITDICKLERS SAY THIS IS BAD THIS IS BAD DIS IS CANCER FAGGOT MURCAN EAT MEAT LIKE MAN IS SUPPOSED TO DO HE'LL GET CANCER AND THOSE VEGGIES GIVE YOU E COLI OH EELL I'LL JUST SURVIVE ON WATER
>>709030302
somebody gets it
>>709030396
This goddamnit
>>709031839
im american and make shashlyk. its easy compared to good bbq.
>>709033023
Where tf are you that you can't get good bbq? YOu need to try harder, faggot
>>709030247
benjamin fischbein
>>709037439
aww this is bullshit
>>709030356
>0 replies
they know it's true
>>709030639
Hebensloupa fooglyfoogly noodoopootoo
>>709036969
u mad white boi?
>>709030395
>mexico
>not in america
wut
>>709031839
Dude that's awesome but if a black guy were to eat that in America the cops would shoot him dead cause he'd be holding a sword.
>>709030247
No arguments here. Nothing even close in UK. I'd go to Texas at some point to try it but that would mean having to interact with americans
>>709030305
There's no shrimps on the barbie
>0/australian
>>709038437
what a faggot you can just make it yourself. get some hardwood and a cut of brisket. it's pretty hard to fuck up a brisket too badly.
>>709038413
here http://amazingribs.com/recipes/beef/texas_brisket.html
follow this just ignore everything about injecting.
>>709030342
American standards might be the lowest in the world.
There's people in Somalia that would turn down american food FFS!
>>709030308
That looks awful. What is that crap?
>>709030392
umm obviously your shit tier country has never heard of curly fries
>>709033014
I'm gonna buttfuck your titslit till your dickshit bitchclits niggerstick
>>709030250
No wonder americans are so fat.
>>709030480
That looks like a grease ball from a sewer.
>>709030315
NAM. LAMPAANSYÖJÄT.
>>709030247
love me some diabeetus
>>709030302
its because Crazy Russian Hacker gave it a thumbs up
>>709030247
sorry but i actually eat healthy and won't die by the time in 40
>>709032373
Cephalopods can't feel pain or form thoughts, so who cares?
>amerifags will never know how good our paki food is
>>709035114
Maybe you can trump jr. But I haven't gotten my meds in a month since I can't pay 180$ for acid reflux and ibs......caused by our shit fascist infused crapspackle of food dicks
>>709039462
lurk dank sewers often?
>>709039860
not worth tekking through your shithole country to taste. same thing with kebabs or curry niggers.
>>709036067
It would be about 85$here in CT
>>709040168
anout $160 in boston
>>709036117
Oh hey look it's a sick, twisted, child friendly psychopath
>>709040137
not worth trekking through your shithole country to eat samething with rednecks or niggers
>>709030247
Where in Texas is this
>>709030247
>>709030260
>>709030305
>>709030310
>>709031839
>>709030392
>>709038971
I can't eat food that doesn't LOOK good. These are cool.
>>709040465
my country is a walk in the park compared to your desert ass war torn sandy bullshit you call a place to live.
>>709040896
because britian is war torn
>>709030247
>>709030250
How can americans eat so fat?
Like do you guys literally eat raw butter? Do you also eat fucking sugar? Fucking disgusting fat fucks.
>>709030253
That's probably upwards of $50 but meant to be split between a couple of people
>>709040968
thought you were paki. stop replying to things that you weren't originally a part of acting as if you are the original poster. wtf
>>709030255
Idiot
>>709030308
Hope people realize that's refrigerator temp pork lard. I love Mexican snacks and can't do this one.
>>709030258
That looks like shit, never seen that in Texas
>>709041290
>>709030310
actually, we have tons of austrian and german people here who cook that all the time. where's your bbq?
>>709030261
Idiot
>>709041290
>thinks pakistanis call themselves paki
>doesnt realize its a common slur
he cant help that you're a fucking retard anom
>>709039235
>>709041131
fair food is a once a year thing and even most people who go to those don't try those gimmick foods and if they do it's split between like 4-6 people
Compare it to something like Oktoberfest, almost nobody eats and drinks like that all year.
Most of the really fat people don't eat stuff like that anyway, you'll find they drink like 2 gallons of soda a day and have sense of portions. Like instead of 2 slices of pizza they'll have an entire pizza
