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Your age:
Number of women you've fucked:
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>>709027992
21
0
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>>709027992
33
1
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25:6
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>>709027992
28
4
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>>709027992
25
0

The only thing I've fucked is my life.
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>>709027992
30
1
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>>709027992
23:3
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21 0
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>>709027992
12
72
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22
5
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>>709028413
oh wait actually 4
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>>709028234
>>709028411
Hi guys, 27 here and also 1. I though that I will be the oldest here with this score.
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43
50-53
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>>709027992
20
2
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33
60-65, not really sure
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17 0
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20:.5
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>>709028496
edgy
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>>709028476
my nigga
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>>709027992
Stop making this fucking thread
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>>709028523
oh shit
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20:4
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17 1
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30
5
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21-2 but those two are this year so I'm moving up in the world
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16:1
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25:5
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>>709028523
Get the fuck out, you weenie.
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21
23
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>>709027992
22
2
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>>709028523
MODS!
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>>709028688
Retard
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27:25
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29
14
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>>709028523
>>709028659
mods mods mods
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36:1

Feels bad man
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35
5

Sex really isn't a big deal.
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38
0
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22
1
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47
285
+ maybe twice that in hookers
1 FFFM
many FFM and MMF. Only one MMFF though.
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24-1&sexual favors
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>>709028709
Faggot.
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>>709028523
>>709028659
>>709028688
M-M-M-M-MOOOOOOOOOODS
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>>709028803
How many STDs?
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>>709027992
30 8.
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33
11
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26: 20+ how do you count group sex?
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"18" 2, second one was a drunk fuck and she regretted it.
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>>709027992
68
200+
Sorry, lost track. 45 years is a long time.
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29
47

wow you fucks really are pathetic. I'm not even good looking you lack of effort shitfaces
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>>709027992
19:
0
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>>709027992
41

Over 100. Stopped counting at 100 because it's no longer interesting. I bag bitches just for the literal fuck of it. I'm an 8/10 and a professional job so not really hard.
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22
11; with escorts: 23
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>>709027992
24
0
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>>709028897
You're gonna want to make that query DISTINCT.
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31
9
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>>709028856
Had the clap twice, but that's all.

I got it from blowjobs from hookers. Never got anything from the regular chicks. I used to focus on married women and fucked most of them raw. I have two illegitimate kids being raised by other guys.
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>>709027992
First of all: Damn... that's a flat ass...!

30
2 (+ countless prostitutes)
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36 - 19 . i think . good runs and then some down time
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26
0
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>>709028803
How are you so sure about that number.
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>>709027992
25:2
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23:
2 (of which 3 were hookers, once when I was 17, twice when I was 20)
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21
1
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>>709029208
*12, not 2
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>>709027992
27
0

I already bought a wizard robe.
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>>709027992
26
0
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>>709028978
Does it make u feel good to lie on the internet? When does it get to that point where your life is so miserable that you have lie about having a successful life on 4chan to feel any sense of accomplishment in life?
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>>709027992
29: 93
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>>709027992
35
9
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>>709028580
That fucker will bite the living shit out of you.
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13
-999
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>>709027992
german ugly fuck
25
22 on my list, maybe +1 tonight
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>>709027992
19
7
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36 11
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30
21
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>>709029081
I started keeping track of them all many many years ago. I keep their names/emails in a gmail folder, and only one per person, so I just look at how many emails are in the folder to see how many I fucked.

I don't keep track of the hookers though. I really don't know how many I've fucked. I live in Europe where it's legal and cheap.
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>>709028783
How do you stave off the depression? I'm headed down a similar road and the loneliness is starting to get to me.
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>>709027992
23
1
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24
Like 30. Some paid for, some 1 night stands, some fuck buddies. The usual.
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>>709027992
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20 and 5

1st : Half french, quarter afro-american, quarter spanish.
2nd : Irish
3rd : Half german, half polish
4th : Russian
5th : Half Dutch half Eritrean

Guess where I'm from.
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21
10 (Maybe 11, I was too wasted to remember)
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>>709027992
>25
>0
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>>709027992

29
12
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>>709029468
try an antidepressant

not for the depression but to kill your sex drive

i haven't even fapped in years lol
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14
0
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27 41
>>
To all the adult virgins, I want to give this advice:

- Start working out; you'll look better and build confidence.

- Stop caring about whether you get laid.

- Try to have fun when dating.

The real reward is meeting somebody who is a good match; sex is just icing on the cake. It's nothing to worry about.
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28
not even one
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>>709027992
24
8
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23
4
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26
2
>>
22
17 gurls
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>>709029577
Decent advice, tbh. But no master wingman shit.
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24
2
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>>709027992
25
11
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>>709027992

30.

Around 20
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21
0
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>>709029666
Hi Satan
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>>709029316
I believe him. I think I was at about that number when I was 41. Divide 23 into 100 and you get an annual average that isn't that big. Unless you're a farm boy or ugly as fuck, or possibly live your life online.
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>>709027992
18
1
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>>709027992
30
0

Wait...An't am I a wizard, then ?

Pro-tip : don't even bother.
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18
1 since I was 14
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21
0

Just kill me now
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30
2
I'm still with one of them, so it's not the worst.
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>>709027992
18
0
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Age:27
Women:14
Shemales:4
Men:8
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>>709029577
>Stop caring about whether you get laid.
That's my problem.
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>>709027992
19
0
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33

Over 100

Not because I'm alpha

Because hookers

Highly recommended for warding off everyone's respective demons

Non hooker count: under 20
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22

10 as of Friday night. Double digits baby!
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22
About 12. I think I just got herpes though.
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>>709029316
It actually not that hard if you look decent. Most girls describe me as a 7 or 8 and I'm the 29 yr old 93 guy. If you know how to talk to a girl and you're attractive they'll fuck you. I had friends come with me and literally take notes on how I talked to girls because they were like typical 4chan guys and had been with a couple girls tops by 21. At one point they made a bet on of i could fuck 30 different girls in 30 nights, I made it twelve nights in a row. Btw, I've never fucked a fat or ugly girl either, those might as well have dicks IMO.
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>>709029577
>Start working out; you'll look better and build confidence.
I've been doing it. I hate it. Doesn't make me feel better in any way.
>Stop caring about whether you get laid.
I lost all hope, so consider this done.
>Try to have fun when dating.
I never date. Never asked a girl out. My self-esteem is below zero (with good reason)
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>>709027992
29
3
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>>709029577
>implying I've ever been on a date
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>>709027992
>24 in 4 days
>I lost count after 8, probably 10-12 only 3 rawdogged
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>>709029501
>Guess where I'm from.
weird racist obsessions: the city
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>>709027992
28
13
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>>709029858
It says number of women faggot.
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21:4
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>>709029538
Interesting.

>>709029577
Dude, if you are past 25 and virgin it's not about "not having fun when dating" but about taking 2 hours of focus to suppress your anxieties enough so that you can go out of your house for 1 hour to do grocery shopping.
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>>709027992
Age: -1
Women: None, but I had a horse once so does that count?
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23
5
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19
0
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>>709029907
Any advice for a first time escort buyer?

Ever ran into a cop?
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36
100+
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26
Lost count around 30. I'd guess around 60
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>>709027992
29 I lost count around 70 5 years ago
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19, 3

It's been 2 years since I've had sex.
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12:what is this?
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35 0
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>>709030077
She should think about anal bleaching.
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23
100+

Just be friendly and not to beta ffs.
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16 almost 17 but fucked 1 girl
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24:5
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21
1
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28
2.5
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>>709029727
>>709029727

You fuckers are truly sad. No one on 4chan have even been outside let alone had any contact with girls, how do u expect me to think that I'll believe you fucked over 100 women.
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>>709029883
>>709030066
Dont't Feel Bad you're not the only one.
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>>709029042
20 counts people ive penetrated and people who have penetrated me. So I guess I can consider that my number so I think I just answered my own question.

Just sometimes multiple people are involved in one encounter
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48
0
Wouldn't give up my wizard powers for the world. Plus in 2 years I get grandmaster wizard powers.
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>>709027992
21
0
>>
15
0
>>
Interesting numbers
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>>709030398
Please leave 4Chan for the good of yourself and the site
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>>709027992
20
2
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>>709030700
Why The site tho
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>>709027992
22
9
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18
2
(now im working on two other girls)
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>>709027992
19
8
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23

7 women

fucked by 2 guys
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>>709027992
27 y
25-30
lived with 2 different
most girls I fucked I age 18-24, the past years I've been inactive due to heavy depression and drug usage
But even if I die, I once had it all
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20
2
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>>709027992
29
14
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>>709030652
14 virgins out of 112 posters
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19
0
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>>709030246
This. A buddy of mine got sad after a chick he went on four dates with suddenly cut him off. He never so much as kissed her. I didn't have the heart to tell him he should have made a move about three dates ago.
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>>709027992
24
6
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>>709027992
30
over 100
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27:2

Been in married since I was 18.
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>>709027992
35 142
I'm a genuine sex addict. Also hookers.
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15:3 hahaha fgts
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>>709027992
19
0
I'm almost 19 but I've already given up on trying.
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22:10
>>
19
12
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>>709029459
email? in 2016?
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>>709030931
24
2
feels bad man
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>>709028476
>>709028499
>>709028521
>>709028702
>>709028725
>>709028803
>>709028897
>>709028936
>>709028939
>>709028978
>>709029327

newfag bullshittery. fapping and dilusional neckbearded fantasys dont count.
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31
Lost track around 46 before I got married at the age of 24
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20
20. 29 including oral only.
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>>709027992

27

2
>>
turning 30 in 7 days, never even been close to fucking a woman (or man for that matter). looking forward to my wizard powers.
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24
3
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>>709029932
Youre a fag and you're also a lying fag
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26
Actual PIV: 4
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29
0
>>
21
/
6
>>
41
200+
>>
twenty seven;
fucked = 11
properly sexed = 5
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>>709027992
25
4
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>>709027992
5
7
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>>709031172

I no longer fuck non-hookers. Too busy with work and so I just go to a brothel every now and then. It's too much work to fuck normal chicks. I did most of this 2000 - 2009.
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26
20
It's weird because it was all in the last 5 years
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4
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29:13. Fooled around with a few more, been with some guys. Dated everyone I've been with, couple of one night stands led to dating. I like it that way.

Advice to virgins- ask out a lot of people. Care about your appearance. And be respectful. Difference between friend zone and relationship material: being fun.
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20
5
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32:27
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>>709027992
25
4
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>>709030883
Pretty funny that everyone here with high numbers also seem to have the shittiest lives

Ill take a good life and few women over being a crackhead with 0 standards
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>>709031172
He's 47 and suffering from syphilis.
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>>709031243
summer is supposed to be over
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>>709031310
but whos keeping count right
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age 36.
sex 0.
>zero.
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24
2
>>
23
20
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22 years old
25-26
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>>709027992
Does sister count? If yes then:
21
2
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21
4
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>>709028496
This is the high school for that age range of people around that age
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49
-1
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>>709027992
18
5
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26
0
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22
0
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Age 25
Fucked 7

Fist time 12-13 years old and then nothing til 21 years old.

>implying some one actually gives a shit a but any of this

pic not related
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>6'5
>18
>2 (2 asians)
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>>709027992
45
0
>>
29
1

Long term wifey is the same.
>>
22
0
Well, a friend fuck me, then:
22
-1
>>
29
Between 60-65
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>>709032052
that's a long dry spell when you're at your horniest. sucks, bro.
glad you made it through to the good times.
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>>709027992
49 about 10 "long term GF"
about 20 others
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25
Fucked ~37 people... Then I found out I had herpes... So now I just fuck prostitutes...
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26
2

And it'll stay at 2 forever
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22 years, 8 women, 6 guys, 1 mtf.
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>>709032319
>>
32
4
Feels good to be around similar values, because IRL this is unheard of except among men much uglier and nerdier than I.
>>
20
5. Though I have had a pretty bad dry spell recently.
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27 / 9 women
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>>709032252
That about the same for me, both with total amount and number of longer term gfs.

How old are you? I'm 40 and married now.
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>>709027992
21
0
>kissless virgin
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>>709032319
which is best?
>>
14
1
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>>709032567
>40 and married
Get a life faggot. Stop forcing your wife to do shit for you kys
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>>709027992
97: 6000000 dead jews
>>
20
10
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>>709027992
>Age 29
>Regular woman
0
>Hookers and prostitutes
At least
1000(haven't really counted but minimum 2 a week for 10 years)
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>>709032479
Oh yeah and I caught anogenital and hand warts from #3, first unprotected partner. Cured the warts in a year with dry ice in private. Dermatologist treatment was liquid nitrogen spray which caused much worse collateral damage to healthy skin. Fast forward and she has precancerous changes to the cervix, and I have no scars and no worries because my gf #4 had the gardisil vaccine.
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>>709030070
>living in a country where Prostitution is illegal
Kys
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>>709027992
23
~50
>>
Age: 28
Women fucked: 12 women different women in 8 years.
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23
20 more or less
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20: 1
I've been a virgin for 16 years now
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>>709032700
Forcing my wife to do shit for me. wut

Might you be projecting a little there, friendo.
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>>709032623
Your uncle don't count
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>>709027992
22
10
>>
50
0.5
>>
25f: 20 something
I only accept black dicks bois ;*
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19
1.5
one of them had a dick
she oh wait he got me gud
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24 ...
fucked 36

Im such a manwhore really .. god
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>>709027992
23.
7.
In order... Lynsee, Katelyn, Sarah, Ashley, Aubrey, Diana, Jasmine
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>>709032991
It wasn't my uncle.....it was my dad
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>>709032828
>Having a life where you can't get pussy so actually care whether prostitution is legal or not
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18
2
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>>709033073
was it noice?
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>>709027992
24
17, i regret a few of them fyi
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>>709033108
And you're, a 14 year old has better grammar than you
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>>709033108
You probably seduced him you fucking slut
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20:3
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>>709033108
Oh you lucky bastard
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22
1
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>>709033311
Kill yourself
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>>709027992
30
7
in 6 year relationship with the last one
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>>709033105
Those are great names. You must live in the midwest.
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>>709031942
The fuck
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>>709033237
You'd like that wouldn't you? A 14 year old boy getting fucked by his dad while you viciously masturbate over it while screaming out you,re cuck of a dads name
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29
3
>>
>>709032602
Pussy. But twink butt is fun, and holy fuck is a good trap such a fun fuck.
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>>709027992
23
0 ( if you don't count prostitutes )
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>>709033395
Bible belt actually.
Lynsee is from utah
Aubrey is from kansas
rest are from TN
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>>709028688
ban incoming, see you in 2 years
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>>709033527
Did you give him good rim jobs at least? Fucking degenerate kys
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>>709033048
what is a half? your hand? that doesn't count
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17
1
The only girl i ever had sex with gave me herpes
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>>709032915
>I've been a virgin for 16 years now
tf?
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18:3
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>>709033685
Maybe a midget.
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>>709033735
MOOOOOOOODSSSS
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>>709027992
>Age 40
>Number 25-40 idk lots of drunken hookups in college.
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>>709027992
25:
11
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>>709033783
kek
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>>709032915
Kek
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>>709033685
She was dead
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>>709033661
Oh sorry big man, telling a 14 year old to kill himself cause you can't think of anything for to say, I hope you drown in weak acid
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>>709033888
pics or it didn't happen
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>>709031541
Actually make that 21 - forgot this grill
>>
2 weeks old
69 bitches
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>>709033735
kek
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>>709033661
Oh look now you're cancerous grammar has rubbed off on me
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>>709027992
29
21
>>
24
Nine girls, four of these were cherries.
+ about 5 or 6 hoockers, theese does not count i think
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>>709033922
Newfag
The "14 year old" is 99% a troll
Or 1% attention whoring
You should just end yourself white knight
>>
So I'm "attention whoring" by saying my age and how many women I have had sex with? Which is what the person asked for
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Im 19, not fat and, (according to some people) cute looking and I had never have enough courage to ask a girl out, even tough I personally know a couple of girls that are interested in me.
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