Waifu claiming thread. Previous: >>708987836 >Claim
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Waifu claiming thread.
Previous: >>708987836
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No oversexualised content
>discuss/insult
>chain lurk pics
>No RP/ERP, go be a faggot elsewhere
>Naps good idea
>Being an Elitist in the /waifu/ Community is like winning a gold medal in the special Olympics. You're still retarded.
>Most importantly, Remember to get enough sleep!
>>709000832
You know what you're trying to do Nonon.
>Hitagi claim.
Fucking spooders.
>>709000832
Well, if you really wanna hear my pettiness, sure. Are you in that group?
>>709000627
well, uhh, i mean you don't have to talk about it
>>709000680
wait but isn't tsunyun OG and you were discount tsundere
>>709000681
i worry that around march (i think) fags will come in with senran claim and say hikage, but thats months away
still here
>>709000744
I'd have definitely seen you then. It'll probably come back to me in a while
>>709000978
SOMETHING WRONG WITH SPOODERS?
>>709000832
I have stronger feelings for Juuzou than I do for most people I know in real life, and I'm not even on the spectrum.
>>709001101
don't you ever leave
![Syndra [295].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/U8VMjwe.jpg "Syndra [295].jpg")
>>709000463
>>709000627
Yes, they are.
>>709001193
Rory stahp
Going to go back to sleep. Night friends
>don't stay up too late Kirino
>>709001303
i will stay all night up to win
>>709001259
yeah i sleep
>>709000978
Sure, why not. I was in it, but somehow got removed. Didn't even get a chance to post.
>>709001256
You're in love with an idea. Since Juuzou isn't real but merely a depiction created by a person. Xhe(ironically using it) is an idea that you love.
>>709001303
I may stop but Ill start up again if I feel like it
>>709000987
I know, I will eventually, I'm sure.
>>709001193
Yes.
>>709001298
Make sure you don't miss it then!
>>709001425
In that case, Saminya #3967
>>709000853
mandatory uta claim
>>709001415
sleep is for the weak, but just don't leave for long periods of time
>>709000832
But thats when Destiny's halloween event launches
>>709000987
No Im OG, Tsun is discount
>>709001530
why
Lets Nightcap Rory!
Rules
>rolling between 1 and 09
>anything over 12 is an instant fail
>10 is also now a failure
>07 gives you free reign - you may choose one of the drinks or two of a random
>rerolls allowed and encouraged
Exceptions
Dubs - you choose the drink
Trips - two drinks. Mix and match.
Quads - one of all. Just fuck my life up.
>>709001643
rum
>>709001425
I find the idea of any regular person loving me so ridiculous that I must seek refuge in the idea of a severely emotionally damaged 2d waifu exhibiting the affection that I'm missing out on.
Damn 6am sleep deprived brain has me feeling the feels, excuse me. I should probably sleep now.
>>709001643
>>709001761
>>709001796
>>709001574
Nooooo! Just buy it! It's sweet!
>>709001743
Nighty then!
![Syndra [110].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gTq7dIC.jpg "Syndra [110].jpg")
>>709001643
Roll
>>709001716
No rum available.
>>709001643
Are you the Aus Rory
We used to talk about whiskey.
So whiskey.
>>709001842
I SWEAR TO GOD ASIAN MOOT GIMMIE THE 7!
>>709001522
ok den, just makein sure you don't need to feel like you have to share
>saminya
odd name, sauce?
>>709001525
its not mandatory, don't be a ninny
>>709001574
yea my memories are fuzzy on which one was being called discount tsundere yuno
>>709001592
i need at least 1 familiar face whenever i come to this thread
>>709001643
tequilla
![Syndra [106].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/hw8xjlH.jpg "Syndra [106].jpg")
>>709001861
>>709001899
So what am I drinking?
>>709001866
GO GET SOME
>>709001894
it is
>>709001894
ok
>>709001878
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>709001894
Combination of my names in a previous community. Was actually given to me by one of the people in it, and I took a liking to it.
>>709001899
Based Master.
![Syndra [196].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/4mf77cd.jpg "Syndra [196].jpg")
>>709001944
Shit, i forgot to say nothing.
How about a glass of water?
>>709001946
i said don't be a ninny, but i guess a tg char is mandatory
>>709002018
good
>>709001643
i wanna fuck your life up fam
>>709002151
oh kay, makes sense
>>709002229
GOD DAMN CAPTCHA WAS TAKING FOREVER
>>709001849
Well I'll have the week for the event, I just need to see if gamestop or something has a code
>>709001894
Silly snek
>>709002229
heh, i guess. but its really there to show i am mandatory.
you may understand if you got ns.
>>709001946
Saving for PAX. I need some spending money while Im there you know.
>>709002214
Nope. Choices are Nz whiskey, Japanese whiskey, Korean whiskey, Scotch whiskey, Tequila or a blended whiskey
>>709002388
you sly cunt muffin.
get rum at PAX or after k.
>>709000853
![Syndra [223].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/6YKG5nt.jpg "Syndra [223].jpg")
>>709002388
How abouth 5th for .5
>>709002287
im sorry for being silly like always
>>709002362
feeling left out if you don't assure your self by saying its a mandatory claim i see :^)
>>709002388
stop getting dubs and also
ima get you a bit fucked
What the fuck can you not make ASCII here anymore? 4chan keeps telling me it's spam..
1994 was a study in the US which evaluated violent behaviour in kids.
The Parents were asked how they punish their kids.
6% said they never use any kind of physical violence
68% stated they would give their kid a slap on the butt
27% stated they are punishing their kids in a more severe way.
Half a year later the kids were observed.
Kids who got hit showed 4 times more aggressive behaviour than kids who were not physically punished.
It is to note that kids rarely if ever showed signs of aggression in front of their parents due to the fear they might get hit again. They did show an increased violent behavior to weaker kids though
>>709002018
>>709002591
why would i feel left out in a sea of newfags.
i feel above you all.
>>709002623
Shut the fuck up or I'll smash your head in the wall until I beak your entire face, you mongoloid trap.
>>709002737
spike
>>709002617
get a pass
>>709002748
im not even sure when you first got here
sadly im average fag
>>709002801
>>709002737
oh shid a beeboopbopbop spike
>>709002758
Tell us about your abused chidlhood Chen
>>709002545
>tequila
Well, could be worse.
>>709002481
Its on my list to have at least a sample of every alcohol type.
>>709002591
Syndra got the roll m8y.
>>709002842
Woah, don't get too excited there tomokokato. Bring it down a notch.
>>709002942
>get a pass
LOL
Yes, it is me. Spike. I am here after laying in bed for 2 hours, on the brink of sleep the entire time. So...
>>709000853
What kind of animal is that? Looks like a spider but has only 4 eyes
>>709003110
It's a spider...
>>709003026
sorry spike always excited around you
>>709003110
The other eyes are on the side
>>709003161
I reformat and backed up nothing. I regret...
I also regret coming back here.
I do not regret rolling these dubs and killing myself.
>>709002591
I forgive you just cause you're my favourite senran
>>709003002
lel tequilla was my first try earlier
and also mandatory roll
>>709003026
>wants to use ASCI
>complains
maybe they'll be more respected with a pass he'll show us :^)
the brink of sleep is the worst
>>709003110
don't play dumb
>>709002758
did i spot someone taking something seriously.
not on my watch
>>709003271
thats ok ill make metal gear edits later and thats ok. dont do the last bit
>>709002942
4-5 days after it first started. at least i'm told by tenryuu and others.
i think the only people that have been here longer than me and still come back are shiki, mikan/despair characters, and tenryuu.
>>709002990
My childhood was very happy and Inrespect my parents, cunt.
That's why I grew up smarter than you, and even knowing how this life works.
I can't wait to meet you one day and break your bones, because your kind is the cancer of this world.
>>709003364
Gunna try again
>>709003392
I have Phantom Pain I've yet to crack open for several months now. Thinking of doing that soon.
Fuck the dubs. I'm doing it anyway
Goodnight
Just let it all out Chen
I'm not judging
>>709003402
oh hi Uta, you seem annoyed again
power roll
>>709003364
captcha and upload speed strikes again
>>709003330
luv you too bby, may gud luck and skillz come to you in destiny
>>709003402
thats actually pretty long
>>709003511
yes chan keeps breaking my heart with the numbers
>>709003511
it was fun and good night
>>709003576
you fuckin know it, i woke up to music from my neighbors (and we all know how much i hate my neighbors), find my rum is missing, and cant seems to find any liquor in this fucking apartment.
>>709003713
just over a year.
question: do you know who my waifu is, or have you always assumed im uta?
>>709000853
>waifu claiming thread
>No RP/ERP, go be a faggot elsewhere
youre already being a faggot by "claiming waifus". pls suicide
>captcha told me to spell roundabout
>>709003903
something something tokyo ghoul and something something late in the series is a dude while early is a girl? maybe idk.
but your female waifu claim i do not know
>>709003988
Does that look like a waifu to you?
Fucking double niggers.
>>709003576
Shut the fuck upz
>>709003903
Sounds rough. Reminds me of my kittens. Woke up at 4 am due to my kittens and couldn't get proper sleep after that.
It should be 5 am over there too if you're from america. Man this must suck balls. Nothing you can do against shit neighbours?
>>709004172
if youre sexually attracted to spiders, then yes, this looks like a perfect waifu. for you.
>>709004245
I can't wait to break your neck.
Exuberant Witness is best girl, all others need not apply.
>>709004245
uk man, half 11.
i would of prefered waking up to my cat than to katy perry
>>709003713
Actually got a pretty okay shotgun
I'm heading off, good night!
>>709004299
saber please dont tease like that with numbers, and now im getting confused
>>709004435
katy perry... i send my condolences
>>709004575
night, I'll miss you bby
>>709004710
das not saber, das me.
and thank you.
Student with free time
nah
that's not me
2 or 3 more posts and im going
>>709004815
alright makes sensaroony, i was confunsed cause saber claimer is in the same place as me, and why the switch?
how is the UK for you, i know a guy thats from there, says it's shit in his opinion
>>709005154
what a loser a student with no free time
>>709005217
>loser
I graduated top of my class
>>709005217
it is shit.
i go back and fourth depending on my mood, i like my pics to correspond with what i'm saying.
cc has a more feminine calm cute educator feel to her.
while uta has a more masculine harshness to feel him.
though these features can be obtained by anyone so i want you to know i have feelings towards these characters because of their personality and their actions.
>>709004435
>Waking up to katy perry
Horrible experience, I know
>>709006074
i honestly think waking up to a screaming man is better because its reasonable to hit the man who is screaming, i'm not allowed to hit my neighbor just because they are playing katy perry
>>709005674
well hope it turns less shit for you
>cc
i forgot there was a cc here and she and saber look alot alike when they're wearing hats, well to me at least
so you sometimes come in here using cc for claim
well at least I'll know its you when i see a c.c. ...maybe sometimes, ima note this
i feel several people here like their claims for who they are and not just looks or designs but even then everyone has their own tastes and what they have a connection or attraction to in a character or person
>>709005408
yea with no free time, i graduated top with free time
>>709006500
Lol
well ima go now
>>709006578
yea dubs spoke it now i win
>>709006345
so do i.
i can see how you would make the mistake.
learn something new everyday huh.
during rush hour i can pick off 10-20 people who pick their waifu purely for design.
i don't because it would cause the whole 'best waifu' argument, and we all know how that goes.
>>709006911
thats true, and yea its pretty easy to tell most of them from each other if they are rush hour/nice design picks or i like this character picks
best waifu for a certain type can be argued technically like best tsunder or yander or whatever, but if you like a character/personality it shouldn't really matter
well jm gonna go for real now
>>709000853
This is sad please kill me, I see this everyday. I don't understand this shit.
>>709007673
This is sad please kill me, I see this post everyday. I don't understand this shit.
>>709007247
cya
>>709007673
spend some time in the community and you will understand
>>709007844
2 years mang, 2 fuckin years and I still don't understand how this is a thing.
>>709007933
This circlejerk isn't 2 years old.
>>709007933
the whole having a waifu thing?
or this community?
cuz this community has only been around for a year.
>>709008028
sure about that? seen a couple of these. Not a lot
>>709008054
And mostly the Waifu thing
>>709008123
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_YtwPPsBKGQ
this explains it accidently
Waifu is a place like any other.
People of all walks come here.
You choose an avatar, a handle and treat the place as a semi-interactive social media outlet.
You have your too nice of people, your assholes, the trolls, the deviants. Just like anywhere else.
There's nothing confusing here except your blind ignorance to accept it as just another hangout.
So bongo, bongo, bongo, I don't want to leave the congo, oh no no no no no
Bingo, bangle, bungle, I'm so happy in the jungle, I refuse to go
>>709008436
>>709008436
You ok?
>>709008436
Fallout refrence?
>>709008623
Hello Tsun Yun
>>709008668
I've been playing Fallout 3 for 3 and a half hours
>>709008820
Yes
>>709008218
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1xX0oQnIlUA
>>709008839
nice
>>709006220
It's still not that reasonable but a bit more reasonable... Can't you ask your neighbour to turn it down a notch?
>>709008436
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gMUEFZXkmDA
>>709008839
hey foxgun
oh alright i didnt play fallout all that much
i know it has a radio, with that old time music
refferencing that?
>>709008882
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJbmB9k2Y88
>>709008968
they have gone out now, i still have a huge disdain for them though
>>709000853
That fucking thing has a spider on its spider...
Urggghhhh
Anyway, Cirno claimu
>>709008887
I'm switching to Skyrim now
>>709009043
Yeah, that's one of the songs that plays and it's catchy as hell
>mfw this thread
>>709009047
I must've missed this then but why do you have a grudge against them?
Mainly because they wake you up with shit music?
>>709009226
How dare you. HOW DARE YOU
Waifu is fucking serious. Stop harassing us pleb
Low tier non-waifu claimer
Filthy CASUAL
>>709009163
is it me or has it been a while we talked?
how have you been?
>>709009491
shit music, loud at night, used to throw empty bottles of beer at our apartment window.
i could go on but i think these are the main reasons
Just took out a fucking Saber Cat on Master difficulty, oh yes bb
>>709009595
Its been like 4 days actually, so yeah its been a while.I've been doing alright, nothing really happening except my neice getting her bike stolen.
>>709009553
if only more people defended this place.
thanks man
>>709009727
Horrible neighbours in general. Yeah, that sucks and it's completely understandable. Police or whatever can't do shit against them?
>>709009938
I troll this place as often as I post seriously.
>>709009931
oh thats shorter than i thought but okay still a while
thats not good, is texas a state with high teft rates?
>>709010410
troll... you say?
>>709010447
I don't really think so, but the school does have a lot of niggers and white kids who want to prove they're tough
I rouse from slumber once more
>>709010715
Me too thanks.
Anyone have any stereoscopic lewds?
>>709010633
niggers in texas? thats new
but yea those kind of kids are fucking annoying
how old is your niece?
>>709010715
good morning
that was quite a short slumber
>>709010947
Me too, thanks
>>709011007
Y-you too.
>>709010996
I slept a bit before that
>>709010977
I do,but I wasn't able to find any of Cirno
I should try to make one sometime...
>>709011111
GET?
>>709011112
FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>709010996
>ctrl+f
>no ceiling
>>709011112
haha loser
>>709011062
oh alright
slept good though?
>>709011112
>1 off
my condolences
>>709011220
No. You?
K, I'ma go for a bit.
>>709011516
Bi.
>>709011516
Stop lewding you slut
>>709009553
dude, people taking things seriously lmao
>>709011655
pfft taking things seriously what are you gay ahahaha look at this faggot hahahaha
sorry for making you wait
>>709010128
no, because there is no proof.
i don't trust the police anyway.
>>709011655
>>709011886
Can I take you seriously?
>>709011441
i slept okay
i overslept though and forgot to walk my dog this morning
>>709010996
Nah man, there's shit tons of niggers in Texas believe it or not.She's in 6th grade
>>709012067
No*
*maybe
>>709012099
Fellow Texan here (DFW), can confirm. A lot came from Louisiana after Katrina.
>>709012099
6th grade and already has to deal with these kind of shitstains
jesus fuck
カラミチーマス
bump
pmub
cump
dump
>>709013467
>>709013673
>>709013728
Post pictures of your beautiful waifus god dammit.
>>709012608
That's the normal starting point tbh, I've seen kids selling weed at 5th grade before.
>>709013776
k
>>709013804
A top tier choice. Those knobs are all very attractive.
>>709013920
I would modulate her amplitude any day.
>>709013920
ayyy why you post pics of me
>>709014242
Everyone knows that Colin Furze is 3d miku.
Obligatory.
>>709015252
Is it?
>>709015493
Is anything?
i should make a /waifu/ flag sometime
>>709015252
thanks for the idea
>>709015537
Yeah tons of people are dead. Pretty sure myspace is dead.
>>709015252
4chan is dead.
>>709014036
I bet she makes really cute sounds when you do that.
>>709015685
I though you implied that it isn't obligatory.
>>709015623
Pssh nothing personnel
>>709015736
Cute, grindy, dirty. She can be a bit plucky but she's often slow to attenuate.
Fuck I'm a nerd.
>>709015778
Ah no but serveral things are also obligatory
Spo0der
>>709015999
Like your trips.
>>709016108
Exactly like my trips or getting a bj after an expensive dinner with a grill that you paid for.
>>709016304
Putting your dick in a grill sounds excruciating.
>>709016450
But you see comrade, that is why you be of letting girl put you in her mouth space. Is of taking no effort from you because she am doing of the work.
