Well b I find myself in a bit of a jam. >be me >married
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Well b I find myself in a bit of a jam.
>be me
>married 8 years
>2 kids
>beautiful wife
>outofmyleague.jpg
>life's great, get promotion
>more money
>get bored
>can't do drugs because work
>maybe I'll fuck a whore
>check Craigslist and backpage
>see some nice young smoke
>timetofap.png
>get it out of my system
>only lasts a few days
>begin to browse and fap daily
>develop infatuation with a few girls
>wife and kids go to grandmas
>nowisthetime.gif
>browse intensely
>but I know who I want
>anxious as fuck
>should I call?
Shall I continue?
Fuck no, bro
>>708988024
Go for the 6 or 7 out of 10. Anything better is a Police sting.
better than tinder! a lot of horny college sluts of your city on http://davidsternfinejewelry.com/date.php
>yeah FUCK it yolo
>make the call
>she sounds hot as fuck
>hnnnng.jpg
>set the time
>full panic mode
>can't believe it
>itshappening.png
>need a drink
>whiskey
>4 shots
>knock at the door
>not as hot as the pic
>looks like pic related
>at least she's alone
>6/10 maybe 5/10
>wife is hotter
>why.jpg
>too late to back out now
>still gonna do it
>give her the cash
>200
>1hr
>fuck I'm getting ripped off
>>708988024
There are sites that have reviews of escorts. Use them OR FUCKING DIE.
>holyfuckingshitjumpoutthewindow.gif
>this chick can fuck
>best sex of my life
>absolutely insane fuck session
>things I didn't know were possible
>mindblown.png
>I'm in love with her
>wife and kids come home
>depression guilt
>shouldn't have done it
>should tell her
>be honest, she'll understand
>nope can't fucking do it don't have the guts
>a few weeks go by
>anon my mom is sick
>it's the cancer
>going to have to stay with her a lot
>don't worry I'll bring the kids
>they like it there
>they pack up and leave
>will be gone five days
>set up appointment with whore
>amazing sex again
>even better than last time
>fuck her all five days
>even the morning before wife returns
>blow over a grand
>wife returns with kids
>depression guilt again
>anhero.png
>this has to stop
>anon, mom is really sick
>might be dying I have to go back
>you should come this time
>could use the help
>sorry hun can't do it
>work stuff, you know
>ok yeah I understand
>leaves again
>fuck fest again
>this continues for months
>wife has no idea
>two weeks ago
>whore texts me out of the blue.
>strange we never text
>>708988419
Ahhhhh don't ruin ur life
>how are you anon?
>was thinking bout you
>wtf.jpg
>don't even know what to say
>I've been thinking about you too
>awww that's sweet
>my time with you is different than anyone else
>oh really? Why is that?
>idk it's hard to explain...
>I think I have feelings for you
>Fraser.png
>I might have them for you also
>fuck why did I say that
>wow really anon?
>what I do doesn't bother you?
>no it doesn't
>do you want to get a drink sometime this week?
>sure will be in touch
And that's where it ends don't really know what to do next. If she's going to be contacting me like this I will get caught by my wife. If I try to make up excuses of why I'm going out at odd hours, she will know. I think I'm royally fucked.
>>708988683
Show pic of the whore if she's hotter than fuck it do it
>>708988853
this
>>708988683
Lol you are gonna get caught and lose all your shit mega LOLS
>>708988853
Yeah post a pic man
You are a retard and piece of shit scum bag on so many levels. I'll forget this is b for a minute so I don't have to worry about being called a white knight and be mocked by the edge lords and tell you what is really up
>Your wife's mom is fucking dying of cancer and you use that as an opportunity to fuck a hooker
>you bring the Hooker to YOUR HOME. Where your wife and kids live
>you spend money that could be spent on your kids future- thousands of dollars- on hooker
>you don't support wife in time of need
>you let this nasty five think it's ok to text you romantically where your wife could find out
>you consider meeting up with her.
In my opinion you should tell wife and end marriage scum like you shouldn't even be around the kids. you'll die lonely after a life of bad hookers and stds.
>>708988853
>>708989300
More
>>708988683
>>708989300
let's see face nigga
>>708989255
Ooo OP what do you think do you also think you're a piece of shit.
>>708988683
you wanna enter a monogomous relationship with a lady of the night? nigger you just went full retard
>>708989255
Wow relax man I feel guilty about it ok. I don't think I'm going to do anything because I will get caught anyway.
Show a picture of wife's pussy filled with cum
>>708989472
No I just really didn't know what to say because i do care about her but I don't want to date her or anything. It was just a dumb mistake.
>>708989480
It's not the fear of getting caught that should stop you. It's the fear or humiliating your wife and kids. It's the fear of blowing money on a skank and not on your family. It's the fear of giving stds like herpes that condoms don't prevent to your wife. in other words it's fear for your family's well being and not your own that you should be feeling you sociopathic faggot
>>708989597
autism
>>708989300
Noce any face pics or any more >>708988024
Is this your wife
Any arse pics
>>708988952
>>708989480
Your wife is gonna leave you
Your kids are gonna hate you
But at least you got a 5/10 hooker as a gf
Right OP
Yeah post wife and more of the sluts let's compare
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>>708989597
I'm guessing she knows you have a wife or at least kids, the house and your belongings should have given that away at least.
Op honestly you should consider the option of castrating yourself. Letting your own fucking lust ruin your wife and kids lives
and for a 5?
fuck you
>>708989833
I saw someone else post this in other thread. Kinda interesting in finding out more..
Said no one ever
>married 8 years
>2 kids
Stopped reading there; you're fucked.
>>708989944
I love u
>checkd
Wouldn't it be funny if his wife finds out and goes full crazy bitch on his ass and cuts his dick off or something like that. IMO that would be poetic justice.
>>708989767
I don't have many pics of her I'm actually deleting them as I post them
>>708989255
this greentext is acurate.
>In my opinion you should tell wife and end marriage scum like you shouldn't even be around the kids. you'll die lonely after a life of bad hookers and stds.
no, don't tell wife but stop this fucking around immediately and support your wife you piece of shit.
>>708989732
Why is that autisim?
>>708990099
just post her backpage or TER nigga
>>708990099
Yeah but do you gotta a pic of your wife for comparison
>>708990039
>Wife
>Kids
It's almost always a recipe for disaster. Men that have both of those things without their lives being fucked are either rare and god-like or more likely lying to you.
>>708990099
Op don't fucking do it get outa there I was going to say go for it and have more money n shit and don't have to worry about a moda dieing and your kids
> find another whore 7|10 or just don't tell your wife
>>708990254
Yes, living as a NEET is much better.
>>708988024
If your loving wife is hotter, what u doin nigga.
U dont fall in love with hos nigga.
god damn
hope this story aint true at all cuz u dumb
You should tell your wife its the right thing to do and if you explain it to her im sure she will understand and hey your marriage will be all the stronger for it :)
>>708989783
I won't post my wife but a lot of people say she looks like pic related and I personally believe she has a much prettier face and a she def has a bigger butt. She's chubbier though.
>>708990170
I'm not posting her shit you fucks will screw me in some way or form. I know what this place is capable of I've seen it.
>>708990499
nigga you fucked up
but post your whore's face
>>708990499
Oh Christ anon...
>>708990499
come on one pic wont hurt we are dying to know what she actually looks like
You're an idiot OP.
>spends thousands on hooker
>hooker says she has feelings for him
>believes the hooker
She's in it for the cash OP, and you're a piece of shit for doing that to your wife.
>>708990632
No one wants to see those thunder thighs, we want a face picture.
>>708990642
Don't have face and this is the last of the whore all evidence will be destroyed. I'm thinking about also deleting her number and blocking her. Only problem with that is she knows where I fucking live.
>>708989255
I remember when /b/ was... Well, maybe not cool, but definitely not this gay.
>>708990784
I'm saying though looks like a Wisconsin cheese factory
Post wife and hookers face op
>>708990859
I can't tell by the fatness, ugly hair and back tattoo that she is trailer trash. End yourself OP.
>>708990412
Which would be a great piece of sarcasm to use if I had said something to warrant it as a repsonse you fucking idiot.
>>708990870
been here since 2004
honestly cringe when people say this shit.
just fuck right off m8.
>>708991013
This
If you have the whole white picket fence life already, why leave it all for a whore? The grass is only greener when it's not yours to cut anon.
>>708990859
come on OP just one pic of the old wifey we are honestly curious
>>708991013
Why would I leave because you're cringing?
>>708991185
You fucks will backtrace me
>>708991185
roll
>>708991249
If they do, I'll report them to the cyber police.
>>708991249
You can't do that with a simple face pic we dont even know the state your in you are being paranoid just one pic m8
>>708991249
Everything be agree to not backtrace op or the consequences will never be the same ok?
Now have a little trust and post something of wife without face
>>708991249
As we speak I've already concluded that you're from the USA, the southern belt to be exact
>>708990987
She's trash compared to my wife I knew it when I saw her. But it was too late I didn't want her freaking on me.
>>708991249
no, but your fat whore will come to your place when your wife is there and cause massive drama. you don goofed m8, you don goofed
>>708991373
What makes you say that? >>708991362
How do I know the exif is deleted?
>>708991477
It's auto deleted now in here
Make this an epic bread op
>>708991539
Not true, but Google delete exif data
>>708991539
this
>>708991406
That's what I'm afraid of.
roll let's get dubs then op has to post something of his wife
>>708991477
Also you're a white male who's under stress at the fact that you're going to deal with a lot of stress because of current events
>>708991795
rolling
>>708991721
It's guaranteed to happen. Only 2 out of you 3 can come out alive tbh.
>>708991795
roll
>>708991795
rolling
>>708991721
ok, listen..
talk to this whore. tell her, this has gotta end. give her another 200 for nothing as an apology that you're not coming again. tell her you've gotta be there for your family and that you have to support your wife through tough times. GO WITH YOUR WIFE NEXT TIME. hope the fat whore accepts it
>>708991837
reroll
roll
>>708991896
reroll
>>708991894
Don't pay that bitch anything. You would just be giving her a reason to hit you up in the future. You think you are the first married guy she has fucked? Jesus Christ just cut the bitch off. She will go where the money is and if it ain't coming from you then you are good. Now thank me by showing us your wife.
>>708991894
Hopefully she will but she will probably want more than that I have w suspicion that this is a set up anyway
>>708991795
reroll
So just wondering OP how bad do you feel for your kids now that they are gonna have to come from a broken home. Scale 1-10
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>>708991795
Roll
>>708991795
roll
>>708991795
roll
>>708991894
The whore will get mad. She'll know his weakness. She'll yell at the universe "why does that wife get everything and I get nothing". She'll come by at night and stare at ops family. Watch the kids play and the wife hug and kiss him. She'll get more and more mad. And one night she'll talk a John into going over and tearing the place up a bit. Throw things around make a mess nothing to drastic. The John will be interrupted though by ops wife and kids coming back early from dying mothers house. He'll freak and kill the wife and then strangle the kids. The cops will investigate and find ops text and emails to the hooker. Know he was having affair. He'll be convicted of the murder. And spend the rest of his days raped by a pack of niggers in a southern prison.
>>708992120
I think I'll string her along until my wife goes back. She is here now but when she leaves I will attempt to cut the whore off and see what happens.
>>708992234
Reroll
>>708991795
alright you can post them now
>>708992311
>>708992322
Pay up op
>>708991795
Check em
Hey buddy, just keep givin' it to the whore till your wife finds out. You already know she's going to, so why stop now?
>>708992139
>>708992120
probably right but you gotta avoid at all costs that she'll be coming to your place. why the fuck did you tell her anyway wtf.. otherwise sell your house as quickly as possible and move into the town of your babys moma moma.
this could turn your whole life upside down if you make another wrong move.
>>708992311
tell her i said hi im sure she is a lovely woman ;D
>>708992364
Winrar!
>>708992311
Does she know you're married?
Pay up OP we got duh dubs
>>708992322
>>708992311
>>708992399
No I can't sell my house. The next time she leaves she will be gone for a week. This should leave enough time for the harassment to end. If it happens when she's home in fucked.
It's already too late man. This new bitch is gonna fuck you over like youre fucking your wife over.
>>708992311
You fucking douche. You just don't want to get caught. "I'll just string her along". Can you name one instance a guy told you a story with "I just strung her along" and it had a happy ending? You're to dumb to get out of this whole. You're fucked wether you realize it or not.
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>>708992515
She was at his house of course she does
>>708988024
You seriously throwing good money after bad on a fucking 5? An hero you piece of shit.
>Has perfect life
>Decides to self-destruct for the lulz
>Torpedoes own life and ruins that of kids and wife.
Way to fucking go.
>>708992553
Fine shut up about it now this is all I will post
>>708992628
Stay with her
>>708992628
>said she looks like ScarJo
lmao faggot, still hotter than your whore tho
>>708992619
Yes this is what concerns me most. Honestly was just bored with life it happens
>>708988024
Lol op she's a fucking HAMPLANET
Or this thread is b8
fuck her off, she's ugly as shit and she's gonna bring u down
If shit goes bad, you could always kill the hooker and keep your wife.
>>708992607
He could've hid any proof he is married if he was smart.
Dude your fucked
>>708992628
Thanks op but why would you cheat on this cutie
>>708992628
Post one where she is to doing stupid Facebook please op
>>708992745
She's better then her she doesn't have the jew face and she has a better ass fuck off
>>708992778
this
actually it's probably option A just to make sure there is no drama, no one will miss a whore lmao look at Jack The Ripper
>>708992715
>>708992628
Op listen if u go with that dirty whore she will probably rob u or want money for sex still. stay with your with she's pretty fucking hot - if u wanna drop some nudes in this thread I bet every one love that
>>708992515
Yes she knows I told her the first time I met her
>>708992964
you dumb nigger
>>708992964
How much do you make a year?
Op your wife is way hotter than that whore instead of fucking the shit out of your wife you spend money on a whore who is clearly only fucking you for money thats why she texting you
>>708992628
That picture was from your wedding reception huh? Lmao. You got balls fag
>>708992628
Alright guys time to ruin this faggots life. Who's working on the FB?
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>>708988024
you done fucked up op
>>708993060
Let's do it
>>708992931
Yeah, I don't think it'd be too hard to kill a hooker. Just get her to meet you in another place, say my wife's been suspicious, hit her in the back of the neck with a blunt object, and dump her body.
>>708993027
Low 6
Anybody do an image search yet?
>>708992628
>>708992628
whores are whores, a wife is a wife.
just think without emotions, you will leave your wife, all that process and the time you put into her and mostly money.
A whore is just a whore, you put a grand in there and she is just for fun as a whore should be, you crossed the line with her.
You will only be interested in the whore til that moment that you will finally get her, then everything your autistic mind made up, will be lost.
>>708991373
That's like the opposite of 'exact'. The word you're looking for is 'vague'.
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>>708993060
^ fuckin kek
Unless op does face reveal
>>708993055
Dubs don't lie
Dude i cant believe you did this with kids you remind me of my father another piece of shit like you and now your kids are gonna hate you like i hate my father. Fuck you asshole
>>708993373
Why should he feel bad now? He aldready fucked up.
>>708993471
He already does feel bad
OP does ur wife not put out? shes probably fucking around while with her cancer mom
I'll never understand how people can be so fucking stupid.
Can't control their urges because they're fucking idiots.
>>708993060
>>708993120
you faggots couldn't even suck out cum from your mothers cave after she finished her night job
>>708993373
true man, true daddy issues
Op can I fuck your wife if u go with fat bish
Did u use condom every time op?
Let us cuck you and fuck your wife so you can say she cheated too and you guys are even.
>>708993575
If I did something like this, I just wouldn't care, because there's no point if you're already doing it.
Your wife has probably already cheated on you since you haven't been there for her during a time of trauma.
>>708993597
Well funny thing is we actually went through a time where we had to go to therapy and we renewed our vows because she did have an affair while we were married with her friends cousin. So who knows maybe jokes on me. But I do know her mom has the cancer
Consider suicide you pathethic cunt
>>708993693
Oh yeah OP did you have a condom on you better have unless you want this hoe banging on your door claiming she is pregnant
>>708988024
Don't feel bad OP, you're already fucked.
>>708993770
So you're wife did it first.. why do you feel so bad. The kids?
>>708993848
Yes I did all the time
>>708993770
nigga what? you got cucked and you feel guilty for cheating on your wife? hahahahaha just kys
>>708993770
Plot twist.
I take back all moralfaggotry I previously posted. Do whatever you want.
>>708993770
so ur a ccuck like zuccc is what ur saying meow?
>>708993770
this seems like a lie for our sympathy i dont believe it
Should have just bought a flesh light and smoked weed whill using vr port you dumbass. And yes weed is an option, masking agents are cheap as fuck and undetectable in urine. So unless they're running a poly on you every fucking month you are an idiot.
>>708993897
Yeah and the mom in laws cancer she's going through tough times and the fact it's a whore also is even worse.
The only good thing coming from this affair is this post 4chan was pretty boring tonight
>>708993770
You two sound just real fuckin neat-o.
SOMETHING TO ASPIRE TO.
>>708994035
this
How old are you and the missus OP?
>>708993770
She's prob sucking all that hometown Cock she's been missing
>>708993997
No fucking a whore is MUCH better than your wife fucking someone she has an emotionally and physically connection to
>>708993953
No it's actually true, I know the guy too. His name was Juan and the worst part is I know that he had a giant cock because I've heard stories. He was involved in a lot of things I should have noticed it.
>>708994112
Yup, her dad's dick. Since her mom can't be bothered.
>>708993770
Does her mom really have fucking or is she just fucking her brother I think u need to put a pussy cam on her when she's sleeping
>>708994182
Sure the big cocked guy named Juan. Of course.
>>708994182
Now you just trolling m8 this can't be real life
Hire the whore as a nanny or maid
>>708994182
>Juan
>getting cucked by a spic
You probably aren't even OP. Prove it by posting more of your wife.
>>708994182
OMG JUAN AND HE HAS A HUGE DICK
FUCKING KEK SHE PROBABLY STILL FUCKING HIM
>wife came home
>>708994182
Dude, why don't you ask her if she'd want an open relationship.
That way you split on the hooker and have some cash on hand for family cancer vacations.
>>708994341
I doubt it he's been banished haven't seen him in a few years. I know it sounds made up but that's how it went down he was around a lot and I heard some of her friends talking about him i know one of them also fucked him.
Juan also fucked my daughter
>>708994486
>That way you split on the hooker and have some cash on hand for family cancer vacations.
>>708994564
Banished where the fuck you live OP
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>>708994683
Dont ask tell her your having an open relationship
>>708994723
Asgard
>>708994683
This guy doesn't have the linguistic dexterity to pull that off.
>>708988024
Ill fuck your wife if her pussy is vacant
>>708994816
He will propably just end up killing himself and his family
>>708994723
Well I mean banished from the family events during the holidays and stuff.
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>>708994486
Hi, Juan and I are here for the gangbang
>>708994947
Dude you sound like a pussy
Guy fucks your wife and you banish him Lol
>>708994947
Just wondering how big are you OP
>>708995034
Well I'm not a fighter if that's what you mean. I wasn't going to fight him. I probably could have taken him though he was small and kind of metro.
>>708994996
Hi Juan, have you met our hooker, Round Robin?
This thread is insane
>Juan after getting banished from cuck OP's family BBQ
>>708995136
I meant your dick OP come on stop dancing around the question
>>708995136
Yeah but he wrecked your wife's cunt. Probably nutted his little migrant workers all up in your wife's piñata. No Juan left behind, you know?
Are you sure those kids are yours
Just wait till your wifes mom dies of cancer and then tell her you cheated
>>708995282
Not that big average size prob like 6.5
>>708995434
I see I see then you must not have good form for your wife to be unsatisfied
gonna go jerk off to your wife now
someone find OP's wife already
>>708995528
Or she still riding juans big ass dick
>>708995593
Is anyone on this?
>>708989300
If that is better than your wife then your wife must be a sack of potatoes.
End it with the whore, you have had your fun.
You didn't get caught or catch a sexually transmitted disease, bravo.
>>708995528
Well I think she was satisfied but she had something going with this guy before we were together.
>>708995300
He actually worked as a florist.
>>708995638
Ops not worried though he put his alpha foot down and got juan banished from family picnics
>Juan after banging OP's wife
>>708995712
You got cucked by a florist.
/thread
>>708988683
You fucking idiot. I hope like many of the things here that this is bullshit. If not, kill yourself my man. It's all downhill from here, and I sincerely hope the good sex was worth ruining your life over. Your wife will find out, your kids will hate you. But at least you get to fuck a hooker for free after she's finished with other guys. Lucky you.
On the very bright side, if your wife is hot, she'll find somebody else eventually. You might too, but it won't ever be the same.
OP has to post more of his wife if we get trips
>>708992628
You dun goofed up fagit
>>708988024
10/10
>>708995876
roll
Roll
>>708995849
Look who arrived late to the party
Guys dont believe this shit its fake
>>708995876
rolling
Roll
Juan
>>708995876
rolling
Fake asf dont believe this faget
>>708996000
winrar
>>708996000
fucking trips OP pay up
>>708996000
Weeiner
>>708996000
Fucking winrar
>>708996026
>>708988290
>>looks like pic related
>>708996026
Lol not his wife or the hooker silly billy read more
>>708996000
post wife, faggot
>>708995930
A wizard is never late
>>708995982
kek
>mfw newfags don't know OP prob left before Juan.
>>708996226
I believe in Juan
You guys are way to late
OP you still in here or nah
>>708996157
Well even though we were all appalled by ops general faggotry it came to light after all the moralfags crucified him that his wife has been banging a five foot nothing florist beener with a foot long cock all this time. Though said beener is diminutive in stature and to quote op a little bit "metro" -not to mention he makes bouquets for a living- op didn't kill beat or even confront his wife's lover but rather "banished" him from family functions. In light of this new info the general consensus is that his family is fucked beyond repair and op should post nudes of his wife for wasting our time.
>>708996506
this
>>708990859
Oh there will be drama! Break it of before you become her sugar daddy.. you are probably the hottest fuck on her call list so she go all in for the pot.
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>>708996506
>>708996506
Yeah, I read on a bit after responding, but I thought that was some funny cunt pretending to be him. Juan the tiny effeminate Floristwith a dick half his own size sounds too fucking hilarious to be real.
>>708996714
Hahaha we can only hope it is
>>708996769
I hope its fake this is just to pathetic to be real honestly
Juan reporting
>>708988024
Hey OP, did your whore ever ask you for tree fiddy?
In times like this you need to think more like a serial killer sociopath or something.. and less like a cuck with your dick in hand. Plan how to get her of your back and how not to get caught.. think ahead and not with the head.
This was a good thread but it is dead now sadly see yall later ;)
>>708988024
Wow, I didn't know there was a fetish in loving AIDS, really interesting.
You got cucked lot time ago and now you open a thread here to fix your pussy feelinz about you had a one day affair with a hooker.
You must turn to a trap and forget about your whole masculinity.
>>708989480
You're a shitter. A real fucking shitter OP. Like there's some OP's that are faggots, if not all, but damn you take the fucking cake. Blowing your life away for some 6maybe5 to blow you. I don't care if you tell your wife or kids, You've already thrown this shit away and there is no way you can carry on with the guilt if you are sitting here acting like a faggot to us. I just want to make sure you know that you are investing money into ruining your life. That 6maybe5 prob cant have kids cuz she probs has her tubes tied like a whore she is. Congrats OP.
>>708998383
>long
Had to fix.
>>708991013
not 2004 but 2005 here. And yeah, I mainly lurk but god damn, took the words out of my mouth. Maybe later you can show me how to get photos off my camera if you catch my drift?
>>708995210
KEK
>>708996506
KEK
>>708992628
I always makes me suspicious it's a personal army request when people are this retarded?
>>708988683
>Fraser.png
mfw when my name is Fraser and I find out I'm a png.
Fuck it OP, have an affair and if you get caught bring up the Juan thing and go through some couple therapy. I doubt a whore will really mind being someone's mistress and it'll save you a ton of money.
>>708993179
Usually when I kill hookers, I don't announce it on the chan 1st.
>Juan
>florist
>huge cock
KEK
>>708992607
Op, I think, just to be safe you should knock up your new GF.
>>708993770
>Damage control.
>>708999050
Implying it's real
>>708999599
Check
I have work but I would love to be a NEET any suggestions on how to pay rent without working
Serious suggestions only please
>>708992628
This is a surprisingly convincing personal army request.
I almost fell for it.
8/10 well done, Opie
>>708995803
Fucking kek.
>>708989255
Op is Jim Carrey
>>708994723
The Shadow Realm
>>708990859
Her hair looks like barn hay. Super crunchy. She's fat. Not good looking at all. You are scum op. You ruined your family. Think of your poor wife having to deal with her mom kicking the bucket and dealing with you cheating on her.
You are so fucked. You deserve it too. You fucked a pig. You're a fucking pig fucker. I would never fuck a broad with hair like that. She looks like she fell out of a New Jersey cab and rolled down a flight of dicks and her ass acne is overwhelming. Thanks for the chuckle.
Every single time I get depressed and think about killing myself. I'll remember you had it all and threw it all away for a roll in that barn hay.
>>708991013
Do you remember brb church? I used to spend all day on here back then. I remember when efg was still being done.
>>708989255
100% on point..., fuck you OP you are choosing a whore over the mother of your children... a whore is a whore you owe the bitch nothing nor does a whore deserve anything but disgust and pity.
ps. do not tell your wife its a horrible decision just forget it ever happened
Wish I didn't get here so late. It was a good read though.
Are we doing the dox anyway?
>>708990099
That hair wouldn't lose its crunch in milk.
>>709001111
checked
>>708990859
So how does it feel to have fucked a pig?
>>708988024
Dude you're just obsessing over something that will ruin your life, go for it.
It's totally gonna be worth the MAJOR financial setback of divorce, kids hating you and everybody that knows you guys will like you less than her.
Just do it :)))
>>708988683
Where you went wrong:
1) Used your real name
2) Didn't use a burner phone
3) Brought her to your house
Well done, jackass
>>708988024
This reminds me of the days when b was funny.
>inb4 cringe
>>708995593
Already searching.
7/10 thread, had a couple good laughs
I'll see you in the next one
