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Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>708977280
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No oversexualised content
>discuss/insult
>chain lurk pics
>No RP/ERP, go be a faggot elsewhere
>Naps good idea
>Being an Elitist in the /waifu/ Community is like winning a gold medal in the special Olympics. You're still retarded.
>Most importantly, Remember to get enough sleep!
>>708986931
why those though when you got this
>>708987223
how worth is its worth compared to other post apocalyptic stories
and yea the weak need to be put in their place by the strong we do live in a strong eat weak world
>>708987782
mfw i like being last pic poster in thread
still here
>>708987906
and first sometimes
mine
>>708987095
I'd believe it. They said they had a boost leak, so...
This is why you by 2 motors right off the bat! Keep one around for spare parts!
>Which reminds me, I REALLY need to get that vacuum leak fixed.
Oh, I also got this installed the other day!
>Also got a new HU since the old one had some kinda issue that made the sub do this terrible groaning sound.
They aren't but holy fuck trying to find a clean FC that's not a vert, or a salvage title is a serious fucking pain. I mean, I'd be fine with a rebuilt title that i found, but I'm waiting to know the status of insuring something like that from my company. Plus, the stock harness still needs to be hooked up. I think I've shown it to you before.
>I'd take a Mk3 over a Mk4 any day
Don't really like the Mk4 look to be honest.
Hello
>no life
>Juvia claimed
>>708987782
Of course we're lewding
>>708987906
Cause There's these right here
>
>>708987906
Lmao, how should I know? I don't read comics, I'm not a nerd.
>>708987782
Tali, sup?
>>708987952
Chen!
>>708988071
>lewding a shit
Literal shitposting
>You Know's sis claimed
>>708987906
>oh my
>>708988071
Yay
>>708988119
Just got done playing the DLC on ME3 with my waifu
RIAS BABYYY
>>708988141
1. Not shit
2. Still going to keep posting
>>708988214
More lewds
>>708988119
no i mean in general including mangos/animus, movie, and games
>>708988214
>oh why
>>708988141
is it because you don't have lewd pics of you know's sis :^)
>>708988071
to each their own but please admit hikage is great in every aspect
>>708988345
hey wassup
>>708987906
What a beautiful day in this beauty wood.
>>708988435
Not much, you?
>>708988393
Just how lewd are we getting here?
>>708988435
Oh my erection of course
>>708988345
YUUKI, Almost ranking up crucible.. send me your lucky RNG so I can get a godroll weapon from post-rank reward!
>>708988435
>not my waifu
Can't do that, but i will say she is great.
>not as great as Juvia
But still great
>>708988546
Pretty lewd
>>708988650
Nigga I have the worst RNG ever, but I wish you luck
>>708988721
Ah fuck..
>>708988650
I have the best RNG. Take mine!
alchohooollllllllll
>>708988712
So far just simple newd lewd not hentai tier
>>708987836
that image made me realize I might be autistic
>>708988858
You're going to feel like shit afterwards
Ruri never answered my questions
>>708988119
Nep!
>>708988847
Send me dat luck! I need a god roll weapon for Trials of Osiris
I'mma sleep, night.
>>708988980
forgot to claim
>>708988788
GO YOU KNOW! BELIEVE IN THE ME WHO BELIEVES IN YOU
>>708989113
Sleep well
If my phone could not crash on me, that'd he great.
>>708987212
Thanks.
>>708987223
I don't have any at the moment. Might go out and buy some in the morning though.
>>708988008
Nice. Yeah, you showed me that one last time I was on. That's the problem with old cars in general tbh. Finding ones in good condition is a pain in the ass.
Personally I prefer the MK4 because the 2JZ-GTE is a fucking monster of an engine. The Mk3's never got the 1JZ engines out here because of emissions bullshit. Sure, you can still swap 'em, but no matter what it's a pain in the ass.
>>708989169
Post lewds of your sis
>>708988472
yes it sure is beutiful
>>708988506
late here kinda tired but not enough to sleep, isn't late with you too
>>708988546
thats good to here, just remember im not into cucking so you can only appreciate hikage from a distance
>>708988712
but you gotta admit hikage is one of the best around on /waifu/, and i like that pic of juvia, keep up the gud work mane
>>708988788
i have average rng for average drops so be cursed with averageness muahahaha
>>708988980
you only realize that now
>>708989113
night
>>708989149
Ah shit cheerleader yuuki! I AM MOTIVATED
(Virgil intensifies)
>>708989277
Id never... im a little offended you think i would. Not without permission anyway ;^). I meam it is your waifu and that would be just wrong.
>>708989037
nah i dont even care anymore
talking with people is fun my man
>>708989277
I'm playing LoL. It's 3;30am. WHy do I do this.
>>708989314
You'll get even more if you get that drop ;)
>>708989277
well I mean I've gotten along without anyone suggesting it to me until I started to go a little insane near the end of highschool. Then I had a kid (that went on to take lsd and kill himself on his birthday) ask me if I was on the spectrum or something. I think that's the only time someone's asked me seriously if I was autistic and we didn't know each other very well.
Honestly though if I'm on the spectrum it's probably like 5-20% there
>>708988919
It'll get lewder as the thread progresses
>>708989277
Indeed, a large chest already puts her in the top tier in my book. And thanks, a lot seem to be ok with it. Also i do enjoy almost any pic of hikage you put up
>>708989183
Ya. Oh well, I'm no where close to being able to get another one anyways, so I really shouldn't be worrying about it yet. Although, I know the rear end of the TT models were stiffer, but what about a GTU? Would I be able to add in an aftermarket turbo if i grabbed one of those?
Ya, the swap is a pain, but I'd do it since i like the looks of the 3 over the 4. Dem pop-ups yo.
Also
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQFN7S7kCIM
https://youtu.be/yQG147sr41s?t=7m52s
I've been a bit more daring due to... reasons.
You may call me a cunt ass driver now.
>>708989648
Ok my man
Talking with people in the discord and having fun in waifu's discord is the best feeling in the world
I got you there
>>708989787
Yeah...im running out of softcore stuff already...
>>708989663
Just out of curiosity, what rank are you? I mainly just play for fun, so I'm unranked at the moment and I've only played one placement game. You seem more dedicated than I am :p
>>708989685
well thats not alot but how does that pic make you realize your autistic?
>>708989627
i know just a daily reminder to everyone
>>708989787
juvia a beauty, but something about fairytail fam art is idk a bit off well for me especially the lewds and n00dz
>>708989663
why indeed, but i kinda do that to myself too. don't worry you'll be fine, as long as you don't touch league after today
>>708989974
yeah
or just in general talking with people is fun and drun k games are pretty god as well
proabably going to play overwatch now
have ag ood night
>>708989663
Ho ho ho~
I GOT A SHITTY ROLL
>>708989825
HOLY SHIT, that's really sketchy bro.
>I would normally make a joke about California drivers right now
Yeah, you'll never see me doing shit like that unless it's so late at night that the freeways are near empty. I'd be too scared to do that shit in heavy traffic.
>>708990344
Byeee
>>708989115
weird pic
>tfw gf
Waifus a shit
>>708989825
Cunt ass driver~
>>708990301
It made me feel like I wanted to be really autistic about how much I loved it, I guess I don't really listen to those thoughts though.
>>708990287
I don't play ranked. The only ranked I play is ranked Rocket League
>>708990301
I make no promises
>>708990414
Aww, poor thing won't get any of this ;)
>>708990264
Same. I have like 4-5 softcore
>>708990301
Yeah i know what you mean. I'll occasionally browse tumblr just to see if there's a new manga chapter or if there is any decent fan art. Typically the art is mediocre at best. One or two are good.
>>708990972
also thanks to everyone who read my autistic self-evaluation
>>708991031
Yay, kindred spirits! League is more fun when there's no stress.
>>708990301
Oh well if its for everyone...ok
>>708991044
As much as id like to stick around for the lewdening, I am falling into the embrace of unconsciousness. Goodnight everyone
>>708991031
That's alright, I have this~
>>708990705
I used to be scared to do it, but lately, the consequences don't sound too bad if something were to go south...
And hey, while I may weave and speed like mad, I'm paying very close attention to the road, unlike some of the other drivers here who are on their phones and shit on freeway and the like.
>>708990880
Thank you Koume~
does umi not get on that much or just later
>>708990972
oh i guess that makes more sense
>>708991031
you must eventually leave the league
>>708991044
the lewds color isn't bad they're just off somehow, well at least when i look at them
>>708991245
im waiting for a fag to cuck me so i can btfo him
>>708991404
Chen will cuck you, you cockroach.
>>708991222
Agreed, unless you have a highly competitive friend
>>708991322
I got that booty though~
>>708991404
I did once..
>lewding the waifu without trips
>>708991245
I will do the same soon enough
>goodnight
>>708991322
>wew
>>708991404
Yeah i know. People of this fandom aren't the best artists so this is the best i could find
>also nurse pics?
>>708991781
Me too!~
>>708991849
Helloooooo nurse!
>>708991847
>this triggers the rory
Also i got double trips earlier
>>708991404
Umi - Today at 12:49 AM
Makoto
just tell him im not on as much
not sure if I'll be on today
I guess I'm a messenger today.
>>708991948
You didnt roll.
YOU DIDNT ROLL.
>>708991384
That's still super sketchy no matter what.
That said, I've done some shit on the freeways late at night that I'm so glad no cops were lurking when I did them.
>>708991695
chen is cool he might try but will give up because hes a good friend, or at least i hope
>>708991781
well do it again but do it for 5 years
>>708991849
i don't really have nurse pics i think thats the only one sadly :(
>>708991982
oh rip, is that why saber no on thread is saber being saber and just dipping in and out
>>708992061
if its double trips rolling don't matter it becomes players choice
Fuckin autistic virgins
>>708992164
also ill be back like in an hour or some shit i got... stuff to do
>>708992164
You have to ROLL. Its the RULE.
>>708992105
One can only hope the worst. I'm just waiting for someone to race me again...
How fast man?
>>708992164
No answer.
>>708991923
I do enjoy nurse pics.
>too bad that's my only one
>>708992164
Don't worry i don't have any either
>>708992212
>autistic
>virgins
And you were expecting what exactly?
>>708991923
>that pose
Slut
>>708992380
What rule? I've rolled trips like seven times in the past three days and have never heard of any rule.
>>708992164
I've been playing a ton of league lately that's why
>>708992571
Dat ass tho
>>708992661
Somebodys jealous~
>>708992930
of?
>>708993026
DEEZ NUTZ
HAH GOOT EEM
>>708992668
If you choose to roll for lewds of a waifu, trips are required. Most of us have a mutual lewding policy so that one person gets trips, everyone that participated lewds it up.
Phone
Pls
Stop
Running
Out
Of
Memory
Piece if shit.
>>708992547
Maxed out at about 150mph on a straight, open road one night. Then another time I drifted around one of those weird off ramps that loops back and around to the road instead of going straight to it. Lots of fun. Dunno if I'll get an opportunity to do that again.
Oh... And uhhh... I did it all in Mexico... Yeah...
>>708993455
>150
Ayyyy, I win on this point! 160 tops, and for about 4 minutes straight. It was the single fastest drive home I've ever done.
And I know the ramp types, those things are tons of fun in the rain!
>Mexico
Ya, suuuuuuure.
>>708992930
Oh stop you'll make me blush~
>>708993344
Gross. Waifus are not for lewd. If you lewd your waifu, they are not your waifu.
>>708993801
I'll have you know, I'm an assman~
>>708993884
Ah, so you're into more of this?
>
>>708993085
LOL U GOT ME GUD
>>708994118
Ahh das it~
>>708994185
Ayy lmao
>>708993763
Yeah, same. I backed off the throttle after a few minutes cause my exit was coming up. Still fun though. Never had the opportunity to race anybody, but to be fair I also don't drive around at 2am very often.
Especially not in Mexico... Yeah...
(Stale meme, I know, but can't take my chances.)
>>708994270
Lewd
>>708994398
And it's at this point that Koumefag realized how fucking late it is.
Goodnight everyone. I need to minimize the damage to my sleep schedule. Sorry to the other Koumebro that's been lurking around for a while now. I lose track of time too easily.
>>708994398
I flew onto my exit going that fast. Sure as hell gave my brakes a good test, was fun. When I get the bike in order to be fixed, I'll get a proper helmet mount so I can actually record it next time.
I've raced a few times, but they either whimped out of weaving, or just didn't go very fast.
If you're ever in "Mexico" again, hit me up yo.
>>708994980
Later Karme, back to lurking for me I guess.
>>708990344
Bby, are you still drinking?
>>708990741
Hi Chen. Bye Chen
>>708995644
yes lol
>>708995886
Please stop bb :(
>>708996039
why
it's fun
do you not want me to have fun
>>708994556
4u
>>708996567
I don't want you to go through the possible suffering in the morning. That won't help things
>>708996707
>tfw lewds of Yuuki exist
Why do people lewd her of all characters
>>708987836
Hello my friends~
>>708996772
They're horny dogs
>>708996752
nah its all good mate
Ohayou
>>708997012
Drink lots of water then, please?
>I won't bother you about it anymore
Claiming best girl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=THdRs7grqhE
>>708996840
Nano.
>>708997075
Didn't you go to bed, Nonon?
>>708997252
Hi Saya.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2B8bXYXTb-o
>>708996906
For the girl with AIDS and numerous other illnesses as a result of AIDS?
Anyway, I'm off to bed. Night!
>>708997220
maybe later
how are you
>>708997331
No you go to bed!
I think that might've been another Nonon you're thinking of.
![Syndra [110].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gTq7dIC.jpg "Syndra [110].jpg")
>>708997481
I'm not doing too bad, how was overwatch?
>>708997598
>
>>708997075
Ohayo!
>>708997354
LMAO wow you actually said that
Good night!
>>708997526
I'm at work, believe me, I'd love to.
>>708997531
Kitty!
>>708997598
Hi Syndra.
You guys tried Civ 6 yet?
>>708997331
Hai
>>708997797
Howya doin one of the several yoo noes!
>>708997819
Shhhh. Just close your eyes and listen to a BBC late night broadcast.
I wish I was the only Nonon
>>708997790
beinf the one drunk personin there was pretty funny
drunkrat is fun
im just instaling doom now
>>708998046
>BBC
I'm disgusted with myself for the image that came into my head.
Also hello, I havn't forgotten about you people.
>>708998046
Nigga I'm the OG Yuno! The supreme leader of the Yuno army
>>708997852
I have Civ 5, it'll be a while before I bother with 6.
>>708998046
But I've got my questionable music playing!
RIP
>>708998046
>I wish I was the only Nonon
Luckily for me, no one else is into emotionally damaged trap waifus yet.
>>708997819
Hi Makoto. How're you?
>>708998253
It's that the new one? I played the betas for it. I'm not very good at any of those games
>>708998495
What's this I hear about Zuikaku?
hello
>>708998262
Wew. Maybe you need a break from /b/. Take that time to check out the several dozen other boards! BEE BEE SEE, the broadcasting network.
>>708998270
You know Yuno, I don't know exactly how many Nonons there are,but I usually go on at this hour. The other Nonons are impostors.
>>708998450
Q-questionable? Nani?!
>>708998457
They will be soon, very soon.
>>708998644
>totally not lurking.png
Please don't do this
>>708998682
nani.sore.
I had taken a break from /b/
Just been one of those days.
Why does this shit still exist
fuck off to /trash you faggots
>>708998610
yes it is
why arent you good?
i can teach you
>>708998644
>filename
actually leave
>>708998682
No please, I don't want competition ;_;
>>708998759
>>708998495
Less than well, but I'm not dead...yet. How about yourself?
>>708998682
Well, not questionable I guess. But not happy music.
![Syndra [349].png](https://i.imgur.com/FWAu9eZ.png "Syndra [349].png")
>>708997531
>>708997790
>>708997819
Hello Makoto, how are you doing today?
It's your favorite musician coming in from the abyss known as the Internet the best musical waifu in town! hikage tokage chotage lage!
>>708998874
I just don't move quickly enough to keep up with these quake/doom play style
>>708998972
>
>>708998682
True true, SO how are ya?
>>708998775
Oh. Release if you're pent up! It's not healthy to be like that.
>>708998881
Just hope it won't be too bad. But with the population that this board has, I wouldn't be surprised if someone else had the same waifu.
>>708998961
Still feeling down? Put on earbuds and relax buddy.
>>708999151
I'm good. Enjoying myself this weekend and playing vidya. Waiting for the ds3 dlc to drop.
>>708998610
I dunno. What, toy?
>>708998961
I'm alright, just rather tired.
>>708998972
>
>>708999353
>^_^
alright everything else yeah, but fuck you because I've been using that since 2002 on SA so eat a bag of dicks.
>>708998972
Worse off than last night, I'm surviving somehow though. How are you? Doing well I hope.
>>708999430
More-so than last night. I'm to Breaking Benjamin levels now.
>>708999557
Guessing you can't sleep yet?
>>708999430
Lewd.
It seems people have forgotten about me.
>>708999663
literally who
>>708999557
I don't know, that's why I was asking, of course
>>708999663
I'm still trying to place a name to the face. Look familiar though
>>708999663
mizore
>>708999811
That's what I wash thinking, but the hair doesn't look like the right shade of purple
>>708998881
just give it another season or two
>>708999077
it takes getting used to, strangely enough I've been getting better at fps by grinding away at borderlands a pretty skill less game
>>708998682
i think at most 3 at the least 3, like 3 or 4 hrs ago there was a nonon unless that was you
>>708998270
>army
there only 2
>>708999633
makoto what has been going on thats got ya down this time, is it work again?
>>708999795
monogatari girl?
see >>708999811
>>708999811
and nice dubs would of been better if it were 911 quad and dub
>>708999999
Who will it be
>>708999906
senjougahara there we go, maybe
>hikage
>>708999811
No
>>708999795
Hitagi
>>708999761
eks dee.
>>708999430
>>708999921
Well joke's on them, because my waifu is actually a husbando so that just makes them gay.
>>708999966
so fucking close holy fuck im so god damn erect AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IM CUMMMMMMMMMING AHSHSHSHSHHSSHSOSHHSOSHISDPOSDPSHDOSPD
>>708999633
You can pm me on discord if you want to talk about it.
>>708999663
I'm not being lewd, only being medical.
>>708999921
Nope, wasn't me. I was on dark souls 3.
>>709000010
That makes you gay too though. Even moreso than them.
>>709000003
still literally who, not memeing
>>709000102
But I embrace it because Juuzou is adorable. I'd be gay 25 hours a day for him.
![Syndra [343].png](https://i.imgur.com/9fMejN6.png "Syndra [343].png")
>>708999077
>>708999557
>>708999633
Im fine, woke up just a bit ago.
Trying to not miss simething today.
>>708999430
I gotta buy the season pass
>>708999921
LET ME HAVE MY MOMENT
>>709000034
see >>709000000
>>708999999
but still gud job
>>709000119
first girl in monogatari series, mcs girlfriend
>>709000010
he'll be fall or winter seasonal trap dont worry
>>709000274
but you are OG yuno I'll give you that
>hikage
>>708999921
Fps I'm not bad at. Quake and doom are much more fast paced than average fps game
>>709000003
That's a familiar name, but I can't be certain anymore. I wish my memory wasn't so bad
How long were you gone? I might have you mistaken for someone else
>>709000260
>>709000386
thats true, just play some doom 1 and you'll be all gud
>>708999921
Feelings I never asked for.
>>709000102
I dunno, it's pretty pathetic to be honest. The fact it's got me so down is even more so.
>>709000260
Ah, something important then? Trains are involved I assume?
>>709000377
Thank you Hikage
Sorta worry people were starting to consider Tsun Yun as the OG
>>709000377
I've considered him husbando/waifu material since I read the manga in 2014, god damn it. I won't let these flavor of the month scoundrels take this away from me.
>>709000119
Hitagi Senjougahara, monogatari series
>>709000386
I don't remember, I think like a month or so.
Either way I have returned.
>>709000102
>not lewd
>that picture
what type of chair should i use?
>>709000234
At least you truly love him to admit that.
>>709000274
Do it! DLC drops tuesday!
>>709000627
I've sat through many talks with people struggling with stuff. I've seen it all. And since I try to be compassionate, nothing is pathetic to me.
>>709000744
Just pre band stretches m80. See?! You are pent up!
>>709000794
A comfy arm chair please bby
