Why do girls love horses?
Would you date a horse enthusiast?
NEVER date a horse girl
Source: dated horse girls
>>708987337
if my dad taught me one thing, its that horse rider girls have special muscles that most other girls dont. they can literally clench their pussy muscles around your dick like a chinese finger trap
>tldr yes
I can't compete with that
>>708987440
I hear this often
>>708987337
Like a girl who rides horses, or a girl who lets the horse ride her?
Sure, if she can deal with me not giving a fuck about horses
>>708987337
>>708987522
Kek there might be something to it actually, all horse girls I texted with were size queens
Do horse girls know that we know they're having micro orgasms on those animals?
Horses are cool.
I've dated plenty of horse girls, some are 'crazy' some arent.
I think the ratio is about the same as for non horse girls.
I love horses myself, just fucked my shetland about 45 min ago.
>>708987440
Why not? I'm curious now
>>708987706
I fucking kek'd at that for no reason. Thanks for the laugh
>>708987337
look whats dangling under that horse, right behind her...a man can't compete with that
>>708988019
>I love horses because I fuck them
Opinion on horse girls discarded
>>708988227
No, that's not why I love them.
Even if I didn't do that I'd still feel the same way.
>>708988144
You're welcome Anon
I prefer dogs then horses
>>708988315
Irrelevant at this point.
>>708987440
why not?
>>708988432
indeed, so do i
>>708987337
Don't ever date them. Bang them. But give them a fake name and use sideline app for a different number. Let them ride you and leave. They're crazy. They'll spend more spiritual time with they're horses out away from society than you.
>They're the autistic basement dwellers of women.
Cept they talk about horses instead of anime.
>>708987817
true
>>708988789
That...actually sounds a little amazing. Someone I can bang and not have to spend 100% of my time with?
I don't even want to spend 25% of my time with someone.
better than tinder! a lot of horny whores of your city on http://davidsternfinejewelry.com/date.php
>>708987337
they like horses because riding horses stimulates their clit just right and they always cum
but nobody will admit or talk about it
>>708987337
Horses are bros. Though I prefer to watch them race and make me money.
im dating a horse girl atm. i can attest to the pussy thing, she is incredibly tight and loves to squeeze my dick with it
the confounding issue is how much money they have ... its weird dating someone who thinks spending 500k on multiple horses is normal / acceptable
overall she's pretty chill
>>708990661
i meant 500k per horse, not overall
>>708987337
>Would I date a horse enthusiast
Fuck no
Bitch probably has horse AIDS.
Bitch pussy prolly so wide I could fit my Cadillac in it and use it as my garage.
Bitch pussy prolly so fucked up half the niggas on /r9k/ still wouldn't hit that.
>>708990873
Hi new friend.
>>708990873
back to worldstarhiphop.com with your nigger babble
>>708990873
>horse AIDS
U made wyt boii ?
>>708987513
I met a horse enthusiast online and hooked up with her. Definitely way up my good fuck list.
>>708991779
Say what you want, I still think Sara Jessica Parker is hot
>>708990661
I always heard that dating a horse girl is fine as long as you're okay coming in third...to the horse and daddy's money.
better than tinder! a lot of horny sluts of youur city on http://davidsternfinejewelry.com/date.php
>>708992329
kek, that's good
>>708987337
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>>708992387
Yeah, you think I'd learn my lesson, but no. I dated a horse girl. We got through the horse thing just fine, but it turns out her love extends to all creatures in the form of veganism and I just like eating them too damn much.
Otherwise a super chill girl though. Joking aside, I highly recommend as long as their sort of crazy lines up with your sort of crazy.
>>708987337
No suspicious protein shaker picture!?
>>708987337
Because deep down they want horse cock.
>>708988789
>autistic basement dwellers of women
>still get laid lots without any real effort
Something isn't quite adding up here.
>>708987513
>if my dad taught me one thing
>"Okay son, now I'm going to show you a move only us horse girls know."
That's uh, one hell of a dad you've got there.
>>708992656
0*3 is 0 dumbass
>>708993030
Some of us are old enough to have enough money to buy our way into nice places every so often. Sometimes the women get confused and mistake you for someone that belongs in those nice places.
Sometimes you drink 30 red stripes and pass out with your shoe lodged in a urinal.
better than tinder! a lot of horny as fuck sluts of your city on http://davidsternfinejewelry.com/date.php
>>708987440
The problem with dating horse girls is that they get their dirty shit covered hooves on my bed sheets
>>708993369
>thinks simple multiplication is what's going on
>calls other people dumbass
Classic.
>>708993484
That's great mate, but it doesn't really address anything I said. Did you reply to the wrong post?
>>708987337
They have loose pussies.
>>708987833
Yes. That's why they lover their muscle machines that make them feel tall and orgasmy.
Seeing as there's no way in hell that a poor or middle class girl would have a family that could afford to get her into something like horse riding, do all the rich bitch memes apply?
A couple reasons to never date a horse girl
-If they had horses their accustomed to money and spoiled
-They are either attracted to the false narrative of wild and free (annoying shitlords) and the curves of muscle and large cock.
-they are annoying as fuck and usually obsess over horses and horses alone.
-they often have overly romanticized visions of how the world works and functions.
I live in Kentucky, horse girls everywhere. Dated a few.
>>708991974
which one is sara jessica parker?
i cant tell
>>708994610
It doesn't take money to have and ride horses.
I dont know why you people think that way.
>>708994706
This.
>>708993030
That's because they are girls. It's supply and demand. There is much higher demand for girls. Even the most unattractive and autistic girl can go on any dating website and she will be contacted by someone desperate enough. Assuming no standards, literally any girl can find someone to fuck in a day or two, usually in hours or even minutes. Not working that well for neckbeards who live in the mom's basement.
>>708994812
My sister/mom each have horses. Exactly how much do them fuckers cost to feed and maintain?
>>708990416
Valid point.
>>708995435
If they are on your own property, not much.
I have 2 most of the time and probably spend less then 1k per year on them.
If you are boarding them somewhere else, I charge $300/month for partial care boarding and $500/month for full care.
>>708987337
Almost got engaged to a "horse enthusiast" before.
She was a good typical catholic girl. But god damn, she was so backwards and caught up in her own bullshit world that it made/makes me sick.
She was a good person with a good heart, but she had the wrong type of attitude.
Im bout to get with one next week what should i expect??
Just post the pictures where she drinks horse cum already
>>708995636
They're on our property but we had to build a barn to house them
>>708995636
by full care, does the owner still pay for the food? or is it included.
I been wanting to get a horse for ages. But I don't have the room in my home and I'm from the city. I never really cared for cowboy culture, but I do want to feel all fucking Alexander riding into battle.
>>708996287
full care would include basic food, like high quality hay but nothing exotic, no grain. grain or other supplements can be fed by me if they are provided by the owner.
Used to work for cattle business, attend some government do for some new program, overheard " all horse people are fucked! ". Lol, it's true, and I still laugh about it today whenever I see horse posts on fb. Horses are like cats, it's some sort of disease they give people and the people go all retarded for them. I'm allergic to them and hate them accordingly. Cattle are sacred, and horse meat should be eaten.
as long as i don't have to pay shit for her dumb ass horse i'm fine...
>>708989356
I think that horse is a nazi.
Makes them feel tall and powerful controlling such a big beast.
They obey every command, have gigantic muscles, soft furry skin, a penis the size of their arm, if they could speak they wouldn't date human men anymore.
>>708994812
Poor people won't have a large property to keep them on generally and they won't have $500 a month to house one elsewhere. Not to mention the shitload it costs to buy one in the first place.
>>708997218
Well, I know this is sarcastic, but women would die out if they fucked horses, like full pen.
>>708995241
While I agree with pretty much everything you've said, you do also need to take into account that there are still fat, hideous, kissless virgin women out there, too. They are the true basement dwelling neckbeard equivalent for women.
>>708997374
you can buy a horse for nothing atm
>>708997374
Property isn't expensive.
At least, not more enough to prohibit normal people from buying.
Sure, if you want luxury property it will cost a lot but that's the same for a regular house too.
The same is true for the horse, you can get them for free, or spend a fortune buying one, its up to you.
Of all the horses I've ever had, my favourite only cost $300 and my second favourite was free.
>>708987337
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>>708997625
>you can buy a horse for nothing atm
How/why?
>>708997634
>Property isn't expensive.
Maybe where you are. Where I live property is quite expensive unless you want to live somewhere where you'll be surrounded by blacks and white trash.
>>708993695
>for every animal you don't eat I'll eat three.
vegans eat zero animals so zero multiplied by 3 is zero.
I know it's tough because it's literally first grade math but still man you don't have to get all mad.
>>708997913
Yes yes, I get how you came to the conclusion, I'm just saying you're wrong is all.
It's less:
>vegans eat zero animals, so zero mutliplied by three is zero
And more:
>You're not eating a cow eh? So then I'm eating a cow, a pig and a sheep.
You see now?
>>708996430
It doesn't sound like a bad deal at all. I always thought that it was more expensive, and for me a pipe dream. But it seems doable at around 500 bucks. thnks for the response. I'm going to look into this.
>>708997913
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Damn, you are retarded. Get your shit done
>>708998268
Yeah, but really, what's the point, if you are spending $500 a month on something you hardly ever see?
>>708998180
Okay well if you count each instance they aren't eating an animal you then have about 2 billion individual moments of that persons life that they aren't eating an animal. So now you're eating thousands of animals a day.
Ops girl without the fucking pony
>>708998422
I actually have plenty of time to ride. I would ride the horse on weekends, and maybe a day or two during the week. I ride my bicycle and I hike a lot, and I wouldn't mint trading it for a horse.
Joined thread expecting horse porn. You failed me /b/. Nice horse gore, though
>>708998945
Then also consider, if you are willing to pay that much for boarding perhaps you could use that extra money and add it to your housing fund and buy your own property.
>>708987337
>Why do girls love horses?
They like all that living power between their legs.
>Would you date a horse enthusiast?
I did twice. I would never do it again. That aspect of their personality alone becomes more and more annoying each time it surfaces.
>>708987440
Cuz they are fucked in the head in one way or another. Its either they still think they are 8 years old and a princess or they are size queens big time size queens. Also horses are fucking expensive as fuck. You want to spend your money on something other than a fucking horse.
They like the combination of muscle and beauty. The fact that they can own, control, pet and take care for something cute but strong.
Source: girlfriend of a friend of mine has a horse
>>708999839
>horses are fucking expensive as fuck
Nope.
They are not.
>>708996287
That scene was sort of unexpected. They thought the horse and elephant would face off and the handlers would try to get them to rear up, but they usually won't go all the way up with someone on their back, and if you watch, that horse goes all the way the fuck up as high as he can go to match the elephants stature, like they're actually squaring off, and the massive fucking display of both giant animals made everyones jaws drop. Pretty cool moment to capture on film.
>>708987337
>Why do girls love horses?
they're hornless unicorns
>>708996421
Underrated post
>>708987337
Horse girls you have 2types (yeah I've dated both) the jumper girls are the slutty ones, yeah some of them are great in bed but the guy jumpers always try to fuck your girl and after a while she will cheat, the the dressage girls more sweet but still horny as fuck best sex I've ever had, but here comes the trick to both woman, if you come between the horse and her you gonna have a bad time. In first I used to spend a lot of time with most of them, but after a few months the horse will get more attention then you, when you try to change it there is a 95% its gonna be breakup
Source: my own experience
>>708996421
HAHAHAHA holy shit
>>708993544
Holy fuck that's funny
>>709000288
I mean the horse + the elephant both go all the way the fuck up, the elephant not just rearing back on his haunches, but both extending all the way up til they're in full upright walking on two legs position. With some very surprised riders on their backs trying like hell to hang on.
lol @ the chaos inside the elephants carriage
>>708997913
That's every animal they *do* eat, not *don't*
>>708987337
Princess complexes. Horse upkeep costs (400-700€/mo).
But that horse cock tho. She might be kinky.
I'd fuck the horse if it is JRHNBR
>>708998435
You are just really determined to be painfully pedantic and autistic about this aren't you?
>>709000673
>2types
>Jumpers
>Dressage
You must not be in the US. Western Gaming is way more common here, barrel racing and that sort of thing.
>>709000840
Yep. Just like how you're determined to inhale dick
>>709000796
Thats always he secret hope.
I've found broaching the subject is difficult and can be very volatile.
>>709000796
>Horse upkeep costs (400-700€/mo)
You guys are fucking nuts...
I dont think I spend that much a year on mine.
>>709000863
Yeah this is more the eu part im talking about forgot to mention yanks have the retarded stupid horse stuff as wel
>>708987440
this
>>709001079
We also have the ones that dont do anything competitive, but just ride for fun, like trail riding and stuff. Also probably not as common in the EU. I think your land is too small for much trails and stuff.
>>709000917
Yes yes, very witty.
But british horse girls are generally well-to-do.
I've always wanted to ride horses, but since I moved into (practically) a city center it'd have to be my only hobby after all the costs.
>>709001188
Kek too small, we used to dominate the Olympics with the horse sports like 4 till 5 times gold in a row, its just that most of the people here hate horses here and the rest are fanatics
>>709001626
I meant area wise.
you can drive across the UK in what? 12 hours?
it's tiny!
>>709001200
Because an horse is an athlete
>>708987337
But I already do, one day I hope to bust her fondling dat stallion dong
>>708992438
top kek!!
>>709001718
What shoud I care about the size of my country, its one of the smallest but the wealth here is soo much better then america
>>709002391
Dude..
Are you fucking stupid or what?
My original comment that you replied to was about how much room there was for trail riding in the wilderness...
That is where the size comes in.
>>708996421
these people are my friends.
will answer questions no names though
>>709002785
they're neo-pagan morons, no explanation needed
>>708987337
When you see it...
My friend married a horse girl.
Before her I didn't quite realise it was a thing. I mean, I knew there were girls who enjoyed horse riding as a hobby. But she is an actual horse girl. It's her identity I guess. Their house is full of horse stuff everywhere you look, horse stuff. Cushions on their sofa are either generic horse prints, or there's one with a photo print of him with her horse. Generic horse pictures and ornaments, Pictures of her horse, her with her horse, both of them with her horse. Rosettes from horse... events(?). A large (like 5 foot wide) canvas print of them with the horse in the front room.
Went to visit.
>your wife's away bro?
>yeah she's at the horse of the year show this week
>:^)
She's lovely and they seem plenty happy, I'm just surprised every time that there are horse people out there, like her, who are so horse obsessed. My mate admits he is not on the ideal career path that he'd like, but they could never move to a city or anywhere where there are more jobs because of the horse.
>horse girls
>>709002860
not at all actually.
the horse was for meat, the bit of heart was for first kill, and the in dead horse was star wars referance, and the nude was cuz well tits are great.
>>708991037
Here, here
>>709002894
Kek! Missed it
>>709003035
bite out of the heart*
>>708996421
I thought... *gasp*.. They smelt bad... *gasp*... On the outside.
>>709000078
Yes they are, retarded piece of shit.
Go back to getting fucked in the ass by your fancy arabic horse.
horses are fucking gay
>>708987817
> it must be true
> she texted me
you don't even know if it was female.
>>708990661
I can confirm this - the cash they spend is shameful
>>708993369
If they "don't eat" 0 animals, they're eating animals. Moron.
>>709004763
Vegan:
Someone who doesn't eat animals.
Retard:
>for every animal a vegan eats I'll eat three!
me:
>if you are trying to eat three times the zero animals a vegan eats congratulations you're a vegan too fucktard.
you:
pic related
>>708995241
Dude plenty of girls who ride horses are attractive. Yeah they tend to be from well-off upper class families. Not sure how you think this makes them autistic or "unattractive"
>>708997529
No, they could get laid, they just have 'standards'.
>Did you even read the anons post???
>>708999839
>>708999839
>This.
Everything here is true except for the price, not all horses are expensive...
I've been with my girl for 3 years, and I must admit that's kinda complicated. Her horse is more important than me and she can't leave it for too long. If I want to go abroad, then I must do it alone cause she does not want to leave her horse.
>>708987337
Girls who love horses are fit, outdoorsy, and like animals. They don't mind getting dirty and wear jeans and ponytails instead of the latest trash fashion. They also spend their teenage years at Pony Club or out with their horse, while their friends spend their time and money on makeup, fashion and slutting around with boys
This all equals a big yes from me
>>708987337
As long as she doesn't mind me fucking the mares
I dated "horse enthusiast" but not actual rider girl.
She had serious daddy issues and I think that horses as big stabile animals were giving her feel of safety. Never again "horse lovers"
I hate it when I go all the way through certain posts looking for chicks I know (or are related to).
And yeah, horse chicks are crazy AF. My ex is diagnosed with borderline personality disorder. She left me to move to the country with her mother & cat & to go work at a stables.
They are hot AF in bed though..
>>708987337
>>709006271
agreed, although you need a pretty large and strong bed to avoid it breaking from the weight of the horse
>>709006271
my ex
>>709006708
titanium boss!
oh my god!! no one put a bestiality pic, is really strange
They do have a lot of hair between their legs
>>709006914
damn, your ex is one sexy filly
>>708987833
lol what?
>>708987440
Herad this a lot of times, but im having a crush on a horse girl. dunno, kinda hate her though
http://www.heavy-r.com/video/183127/Horse_Cosplay_/
>>709007244
TY. definitely hot to look at and hot in bed. all kinds of crazy though
>>708987337
>>708987694
Why did I try and look for the horse dick as soon as I opened this pic instead of looking at the girl...
>4chan what have you done to me.
>>709008725
Made you an individual of impeccable taste.
>>708987337
horse girls tight pert ass but they have proooooooooooooooooooblems
>>708995863
Define 'caught up in her own bullshit world' and 'wrong type of attitude'?
>>709009392
>>708987337
I dated a chick for over 2 years
She was an apprentice jockey but that fell through due to her moving interstate to try continue it but she couldn't keep the weight down (56kgs is too heavy lol)
Fit body, no matter what I did to her tight pussy from always riding horses, but far out the mental unsuitability
She was a nutcase, no matter what, rain hail shine birthdays Christmas holidays trips away, the four legged animals came first.
>>709000673
Do you even fucking Engrish, bro?
>>709005596
Honestly just leave her. My girl is horse girl. I told her she can either follow me where ever i go or we can just break up. She is now basically my shadow.
>>708987522
why is there a horse in the livingroom?
I dated a horse girl for several years. Beautiful long blonde hair, great body from doing hunter/jumper every day for years, down to earth and sarcastic. I liked being physical and so did she, didn't care if she always wore dirty boots and jeans. Took her awhile to show her delusions, honestly loved the girl pretty hard because we had a great time when we were together. If she was off at school or whatever she would get super distant, she had her horse up there. I wanted to get more serious but she struggled with who was more important, me or the horse. Constantly flip flopped between committing to me for life and being wild and free. Basically had none of her shit figured out and some serious daddy issues. She ended up stealing my American bulldog when I joined the army, she tried to get back with me when she thought some dude 13 years older than her who worked at a barn she taught at knocked her up.
6/10 would probably ride again, but the bitches are crazy, sex is great but keep them at an arms length because the minute she catches feelings for you you become a threat to her horse.
Still dig the equestrian culture and if I'm ever single again I'll probably pound a few jumper bitches.
Married to a cheerleader/nurse social class now, much better. Confident, fit, and actually cares about people more than horses. Far superior class of female to go for.
Yes I generalize all women.
>>709000078
Yes, they are.
>>708987337
I got a picture of her too! lol, she's a guzzler.
>>708987440
This.
Horse girls, and Ballet girls for the most part:
Think they're Princesses
Are control freaks
Freaks in bed (not in a good way)
Unable to deal with failure or any sort of stress.
Are needy as fuck.
>>709010413
I forgot to mention she deleted her Facebook and everything and pretty much dropped off the face of the earth. Haven't heard from her in a couple years and either have a lot of her friends from where we are from. Pretty sure she only keeps in touch with her family because they fund her and the 130k horse. She is completely wrapped up in her own little world and had some serious cowboy/country fantasies. She grew up in the suburbs playing soccer, literally on a golf course. Tfw I still miss that tatted and pierced tight little body.
If you don't like this, you are crazy. Horse girls are down to earth and sexy as hell. Not fat.
>>709010500
Cum is kinda gross when you're not drinking it straight from the source
>>708999036
Moar?
>>709005596
you can board a horse, same as a dog or cat.
fuck people who "can't leave"
fuckin watch me
>>709000710
No. Only a brony fag would consider thus funny. It was not clever at all.
>>709013312
>random attack on bronies
Projecting your insecurities much, faggot?
wow, she's a nice carin-
>riding my horse
>Black Beauty
>My horse
>riding boots
>shining up my tack for an early morning ride!
Dodged a bullet there, m8. Never, EVER date a horse girl. The horse will come before you, always.
>>709014165
no different than cat loving vegans with fibro
So is she gonna fuck the horse or not?
>>708987337
>>708987440
dated one too, time was fun, except when she had to go take care of the fucking horse and i helped her. god that shit was awfull - then again, she wasnt really the extreme enthusiast, so what do i know. if it gets any worse than what i experienced, just fucking dont
>>709014165
>cum*
Ftfy
Why is there not more horse dick I'm this thread?
