>hey there, that'll be $11.50 plus a tip. What do you
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>hey there, that'll be $11.50 plus a tip.
What do you do now?
Hi
Shoot the nigger in the head and enjoy free pizza.
>>708976452
looks like a tasty mix of pizza
>>708976378
Give 13 and ask for peppers
why is my pizza box open nigger?
Can we have it for free?
Since he appears well mannered and assuming the pizza is still hot, $13, keep the change dude.
Ask him why the box is open
>>708976378
Ask him why the fuck he opened the box.
I always tip unless they specifically tell me to tip. Don't know why it passes me off so much to be told by someone to give them a tip
Unless the pizza was really fast, then I'll tip anyway.
Out of principle I won't tip someone who asks for a tip, it's supposed to be given at the customers discretion and anyone implying they automatically deserve one needs a lesson in good customer sevice
>>708976823
Fuck it, I'll pay $11.50 for that.
Stupid nigger, I didn't order a pizza
>>708976378
>Hand Jamal $11.00
Me: "You got me on that 50 cents, right Jamal?"
Jamal: 'OOGGAA BBBOOGGAA WE WUZ KANGS! JUSTICE FOR TRAYVON! BLACK LIVES MATTER!!'
Tell him this..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUjqz9rWegM
>asks for a tip
"Get a real job."
*unzips dick*
Why the fuck would you hand me the pizza like that? Close the fucking box you mongoloid. It's not even fucking cut, and you want a tip? Fuck off my porch, monkey.
>>708976378
Tip the dindu in weed then call the cops on him
>>708977111
that has potential ;)
>>708977330
I almost thought that would be a waste of weed, but it gets a nignog off the streets. SSSHHHHEEEIIIITTTTT
>asking for a tip
Rude desu
>>708976378
>What do you do now?
If a nigger touched my food, I'd flip the box in his face and slam the door.
>>708976378
Give him one of these!!!
https://youtu.be/bPqV8VobTbc
>>708977111
Mods?
Give him $15, tell him to keep the change.
This is now a nignog thread
>>708977678
Dude what the fuck. stop
>>708977666
>>708977777
>>708977689
STFU
>>708977745
Why?
Damnit that pizza looks bomb as fuck. I'm tired of this fuckin ramen.
>>708977805
dont
more
now
>>708976378
Give him $11.51 for being such an asshat.
>>708976800
Beat me to it nigger
>>708977623
>>708977678
>>708977583
>>708977480
>>708977111
>>708976823
>>708976452
DON'T STOP!!!!
Even if you live somewhere where tipping is customary, why would you tip a pizza boy that delivers the pizza to you with the box pulled apart like that?
some of these are sexy as fuck, nice
>>708977986
Fuck off pedo fuck
>>708977061
Underrated
>>708978081
fuck u nigger
>>708976378
Give him 11.50 and a tip.
Or tell him to fuck off. Then he gets to keep the pizza.
>Dominos Driver
>>708978081
Fuck off
More Nignog shit
>>708978081
welcome, newfriend
>>708978221
>>708976378
Not my problem your employer doesn't pay you. Here is 11.50
>>708976378
>No extra sausage?
>shoot the nugger
/thread
>>708976925
Yeah, that's stupid. Never TELL someone to tip. Defeats the whole purpose. Sometimes we bs like we don't have change. (Or we really don't have change)
>>708978391
So rapeable... so sweet...
>>708977172
>Forced to work an emasculating cuck job and risk robbery, dog attacks, and deranged hillbillies, all for pennies on the hour, likely struggles to pay rent and find enough food to eat
>"You need to learn customer service!"
Count yourself lucky he doesn't rape and murder your entire family just because. If you have an issue, call the pizzeria and complain. Talk to the manager or even the owner, not the wagecuck delivery your pie.
>inb4 "I don't care if he has to starve to death! Not my problem! As long as he gets my pie to my door before he drops dead!"
kek Americans are hilarious. "Land of the Free", right?
p.s. I am American.
>>708978512
zip it cuck
>>708977061
Wtf are they doing and whyyyy
>>708977111
Mods mods
Motherfucking
Moooooooods
>>708978512
>wagecuck
Basement dwelling NEET detected. I'm sure you do sympathize with other drains on working society. Fucking kys
>>708978575
Hahahahahah
>>708978713
She is obviously 18, how else could she be photographed naked?
>>708976378
Ask him where his arms are
>>708978512
Thank you based anon. I hope you get pizza in the 317.
>>708978713
die nigger
>>708976378
I would say "I shouldn't tip you but I will. I've worked in a restaurant for a long time and I realize how important tips are for you but don't ask for it. I'll give you 3 dollars and I would have given you more if you said nothing. Just be grateful for what people give you, don't ask for extra money. Be humble and do your job, tips come if you ask or not."
That's just the truth of life, folks
stop crying and go back to your cock trap thread, nothing you'd like here
>>708978713
OK, I could understand calling for mods on blatant CP, but that girl is clearly of age. Why have you guys been so autistic lately? Get a fucking life. This is 4chan, go be a policeman if you want your job to be getting people who didn't do anything wrong in trouble.
>>708977111
Are mods asleep? What the fuck is this shit
>>708976378
Give him $15, keep the change, tell him I don't have to be reminded to tip, I'm not an asshole.
I'd say: go to college or learn a trade like I did, Nigger. Then I'd shut the door and enjoy my Pizza.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=usNwe2ljdec
>>708977111
Clearly photoshoped. Look at her right leg. It's not right amirite
>Answer the door with shotgun drawn
>While I've got the jib at gunpoint, my buddies sneaks up to his car and cuts his starter lines
>Tell the nigger to drop the pie and run
>He runs to his car, when it won't start, he gets out and runs on foot into the woods
>Run, boy. I know these woods.
>Set my dogs on his trail
>My dogs are trained to corner but not to kill
>Me and my buddy come upon the boy just up in the holler a piece, corner by the dogs
>My nigger, my kill
>Gut the boy, real slow
>Hand him for a spell to let the nigger blood drain out
>Back at the house I let the dogs eat the pizza
>Tomorrow I invite all the extended family out back, we have BBQ'd nigger out in the pasture
>Let all my bastard chillins keep his bones as toys
>>708979004
Bruh. Nothing about this post breaks any rules idiot, now stop crying wolf before I find you and tear your fucking guts out.
hope the bitchboy didn't scare everybody off?
Give him the $11.50, then say "I'll give you a good tip: Never ask for tips, or you will never get them. Have a nice day."
>>708977986
BELIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEVIN'
>>708979442
KEK
>give the delivery boy $14
>Expect him to polish my boots
>If not, 15 lashes.
>>708976378
>hand him 12 bucks
>"keep the change"
>wink, click, point
>close door
>>708978733
>Actually has a job
>DRAIN ON SOCIETY
>Doesn't want to work, goes on welfare
>DRAIN ON SOCIETY
kek how the fuck does anyone win with you people? Oh that's, right, they don't, unless they were born rich already.
p.s. You are poor, too.
>>708979252
>>708978368
If you claim you don't have change, whether true or a lie, fuck paying. Get your manager on the phone. If he is too incompetent to send his people out without adequate change, that's his and your problem, not mine.
>>708978454
>Rapeable
Fuck off degenerate
Yoo pizza dude if i get dubs i get the pizza free
>>708978571
The lips on the nigger in the back seat take up half his face! Fucking KEK
>>708980111
Now pay me $11.50 plus tip
>>708978733
>2016
>Implying working is admirable when you can chill and get paid
Yeah, continue to pay for my shit and my kid's shit, cuck.
>>708976378
tell him to fuck off with that mini pizza
>>708980111
Trips: pizza guy pays you
>>708980269
Nah you filthy nigger trips is still dubs. Eat shit and die
>>708980111
Nice trips
>>708978943
Wrong
>>708980339
You are the worst kind of scum. I hope your kid gets raped.
>>708977245
>unzips dick
sound painful brother
>>708979038
>>708980111
Was paying for the pizza part of your plan?
>>708979038
Except that is exactly what you DON'T want him to do. You people are honestly hilarious acting like you don't crave to see others suffer in abject poverty. It is the American way, after all.
>>708977111
Not sure if mods...
Keep in mind that any 18 YO slut can put on a school girl uniform
>>708980776
kek
>>708980822
Not at all in the slightest
>hey there, that'll be $11.50 plus a tip.
>b-but I paid online
>no, my manager would have told me
>mumble I'm sorry
>give a 20
>guy walks away
>oh..
>eat pizza alone and cry
what europeans think of america
>>708979420
Enjoy your burnt down house
Give it a 13 dollar bill
>>708981266
Who honestly gives a fuck what a bunch of eurocucks think of the greatest superpower the world has ever known?
>>708980776
Nah, it'll be my boys impregnating your daughter. She can work to support our grandkids while my boys chill the fuck out.
>>708977111
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stay sleep mods this is good
>>708981687
Jokes on you... I will be impregnating my daughter thank you very much
>>708981896
Well hell yea boy! Now ur talkin' like a real American!
>>708977689
too late Fag
>>708977745
>>708977805
Because he's a faggot, obviously
>>708979761
Didn't you just say you were American? What point are you even trying to make, except that you are entitled and don't understand the position of conservative-minded citizens?
Tipping is a bullshit side-effect of capitalism, and no one is entitled to gratuity.
Hand him $11.50 in pennies and nickels and slam the door
>>708982357
But I thought capitalism was a perfect system? That's what all you shitkickers eat up, anyway. And fuck no I don't understand the position of conservatives AKA flyovers AKA hillbillies.
>Entitled
Nice conservacuck buzzword. Except it's not an empty blanket insult for anyone and anything you personally disagree with.
tl;dr: kys
>>708978713
Fag Fag
Motherfagging
FAGGOT
I don't tip niggers.
>>708979004
still a faggot
>>708982357
Speak for yourself. I am anything but conservative. That being said, I don't like asshats who are abusing the welfare system. Should only be used by those who NEED it vs limp dicks like that guy who are just too lazy to work.
>>708982606
>Friendly reminder that your conclusions are not any better than conservatives' conclusions.
I'm a liberal, for the record.
Capitalism is far from perfect, tipping is bullshit, and you are obviously a bigot.
You would do well to consider the values of those who you dismiss as hillbillies.
Pay him $11.50 for the pizza and give him a tip.
>>708981746
kiddy fiddler got scare off by the fags tbh
>>708982882
That's moot, if I'm not mistaken?
Of course nobody wants people to abuse the welfare system. That's not a partisan thought at all.
>>708982964
What fucking value? They are the largest welfare demographic in the country. And btw they are not a protected class. It's not bigotry because no one likes hillbillies and rednecks. They can dish it but they can't take it. They are the butt end of every joke from every society on Earth.
>>708982964
Fuck off liberal faggot, you should have defended your cuck friend. You meet some real hillbillies your ass is TOAST.
>>708981448
this is a really funny post
I play Pokemon Go
Every day
I like the beverly hillbillies
>>708983294
I'm still here, but on phone so no more pics
>>708983511
Oh. It appears we are operating on different definitions of conservative. I was pretty sure, up until this point, that you didn't have to be poor, white and from the south to be one.
Perhaps I'm mistaken?
If I'm not, then I have no idea what the fuck you are talking about. Also, even if you are talking about poor, white, southern families, how the fuck are you going to sit there and say that no one likes them? They have their own entire cohesive subculture. Like, what?
>>708983636
I've met, and had deep conversations with 'hillbillies,' it's not that hard to understand where they are coming from, even if I disagree with their views.
>>708983963
Exactly, only shitkickers like other shitkickers. NO ONE else wants anything to do with them. And you don't have to be poor, white and southern to be a conservacuck, but let's be realistic.
Pro-tip: kys
>>708984088
Doesn't fucking matter, if you identify as liberal, you are the enemy.
>>708984253
>>708984148
Maximum troll threshold achieved.
>>708976378
Notice that it's a proud African American, so I offer him $20 and then get on my knee to beg for his forgiveness.
>>708981448
>it
>>708984551
Nice shoop on that sign
tip 11 dollars and 50 cents
Here's a tip, nigger. Kill yourself.
>>708976378
not tipping
>>708976378
thats a fucking digiorno pizza and what the fuck happened to the box?
>>708977689
How do u even know
>>708976378
Tip is included in the full price
i dont live in americlapland
>plus a tip
I wanted pizza, here is the price of the pizza. Now fuck off.
Sorry, I'm not going to accept that pizza because YOU FUCKING OPENED THE BOX YOU STUPID NIGGER FUCK
Answer the door like this.
>>708976378
Give him $11.50 because he just talked himself out of a tip.
tipthepizzaguy.com/
Usually I give 5 dollars more or less if it's fast. If it's slow as shit I still give like 3 bucks. Don't think I've ever had a driver demand a tip, but if I did honestly I would probably not give him one and then I would stop ordering pizza from there cause they'd probably put boogers in my pie.
I don't get why it's usually the trump supporting white people who makes the biggest deal out of something so small; yet they say Jew's are the one ruining America. Your nose is bigger than michael jackson gay boy.
