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Genie here

I'll grant you a wish, but only if falls under dubs. No replying to your own post for rerolls!

>I wish for dubs
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>>708974800
Thank you based genie!
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>I wish for trips now
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I wish to not have any mental illnesses.
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>>708974850
>>708974950
Trip 50 make it so
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>>708974959
Don't wish, make it happen

Start with ur health
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I wish the rest of dubs in this thread were negated.
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>>708974800
I wish for a happy life
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>>708974800
I wish for unparalleled skill in any competitive game or sport
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roll'a'loll'a'dubdub
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lots of money or I rape you
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For trump to dab whenever he says china
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Genie of the lamp
I wish
i had 3 cocks as a nose
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i wish for spiderman thread
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I wish the anon above me had taste buds in their asshole
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>>708974800
a gf to get back at this gurl
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genie i wish for a world without niggers and jews
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I wish this thread would checkum
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>>708974800
I wish for dual wielding CGs
https://youtu.be/bPqV8VobTbc
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>>708974800

>I, too, wish for dubs.
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>>708974800
Please include me in the screencap
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I wish nobody needed dubs, but trips for wishes
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>>708974800
I wish 4chan never existed.
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Win the lottery
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>>708977100
FUCK
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>>708977100
Oh god
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>>708977100
Oh ooh

I wish that this anon's wish gets rejected
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>>708974800
I wish to get everything I am wanting when I go to Tokyo next year
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>>708974800
I wish for what I pray for to come to fruition.
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>>708974800
I wish my girlfriend will send me nudes tonight
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>>708974800
I wish for a reason to live.
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I wish my relationship will be happy and long
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>>708974800
I wish for heaven on earth
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I wish for dubs and bitches
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>>708977611
>>708977722
Fuck yeah man, I got what I came here for
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>>Bet you guys can't blue text
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A trillion dollars.
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dubs are overrated i wish for quads
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>>708974800
I wish for nudes
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I wish for a bigger cock
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>>708978194
Fuck
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>>708974800
I wish I could get the girl


memes
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i wish you were here
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>>708978899
nice double dubs
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I wanna be rich
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>>708979320
fuck
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I wish she'd like me
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>>708979344
are you fucking kidding me
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>>708974800
I wish OP wasn't such a colossal faggot.
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>>708979489
Better luck next time
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I wish i had a girlfriend
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i gay
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I wish a beautiful Asian would give me the best blowjob I've ever had.
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>>708979756
God dammit
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I need more souls
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I wish someone would assassinate Trump
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I want my motivation back
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>>708979875
fuck
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>>708974800
I wish for prosperity
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I wish that instead of the next person getting their wish, they instead have to watch all of The Nutshack.
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>>708979875
I wish someone would assassinate him
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Can I have an unlimited supply of chicken tendies?
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I wish for all the singles in the thread to have their wishes come true
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>>708979996
Aw :(
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>>708979820
Bet if I wished for a hairy old dude to give a blowjob I'd get fucking dubs
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I wish for 3.2 million dollars
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>>708977100
I wish this anon never existed
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>>708977100
What's 4chan?
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No niggers
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I wish for God to enter into my life.
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>>708979875
I wish someone would assassinate Hillary with a .50 bmg
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I wish Morgan Freeman would be the next president after this cluster fuck
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i wish people would stop believing that this shit works

for example i can say i wish for dubs but ill never get it.
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I wish I were in a romantic relationship with my sister lol
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>>708978899
That song, anon...
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>>708980192
better yet with one of these.
https://youtu.be/bPqV8VobTbc
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>>708974800
I wish for Canada to collapse.
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>>708980167
Wish I knew 4chan better
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>>708980275
I got plenty of Cat Guns anon, probably why I cant get an Asian blowjob.
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>>708979941
Rolling for this one.
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I wish that chick at work would rub her girl parts on my boy parts
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>>708980236
I wish she would approach you in exactly one year and make all your sexual fantasies come true
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I wish to have success at everything I do, for the rest of my life.
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>>708977100
same as time travel paradox. if it never existed you wouldn't get the wish to make it never exist.
also i wish for a better job.
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I wish that she'd love me the same way /fuck
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>>708980467
Roll
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>>708980565
Wish I could've gotten that get
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I wish for everyone to die in this thread
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>>708980557
That's a true /b/ro right there
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>>708980719
Rolling for this

>>708980777
Oh shit.
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>>708974800
I wish for Robin Williams.
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>>708980777
>Well that's not very nice.
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>>708979941
roll
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>>708980777
:(
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>>708980878
fug
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>>708979941
Roll.
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>>708974800
I wish I would win the lotto this week.
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>>708979941
Come to papa
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I wish for Donald Trump's nudes to leak.
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>>708974800
proof with them dubs
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>>708974850
I wish i had a better job
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I wish ISIS would allahu akbar Trump Towers
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>>708981144
kek
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>>708981245
>one off
Fuck me
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I wish for infinite wishes!
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I wish for my project car to turn out well
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You stupid goy have no idea what you're meddling in, do you?

I am in control here. I talked to this website's owner this morning and paid him a lot of money to shut you idiots up.

Stop discussing this man and delete these threads. All the mods got the scoop from the owner, they are working for me at the moment. I am talking with them on IRC collecting the IPs and other details from threads like these. This one will be deleted shortly.

Stop making these threads and forget what you've learned today. Any more interference and I will have to take "other" actions.

You have been warned, don't fucking cross me or my organization again. This isn't a stupid fucking game or anime cartoon, idiots.

There will be no further communications between me and the users of this site. Consider this your last and final warning...
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>>708981323
NO, I WISH FOR INFINITE WISHES!
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Let's see what this schizophrenic can get.
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>>708974800

I wish for the elimination of trap threads.
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I wish I become a successful musician who sticks it to the man and becomes formidable through expression of the soul with no repercussions besides more sex, drugs and prosperity/wealth.
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>>708974800
i wish for a girlfriend
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>>708981365
One off fagget
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>>708981240
same
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>>708974800
I wish to be released feom this tortuos mortal coil. I am so very exhausted with living.
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>>708974800
I wish for happiness within one week so I wouldn't be sitting around waiting for a bunch of bullshit that may never happen.
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>>708977100
Back to redd¡t, /b/ros!
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I wish that any granted wishes involving any person came true, but all parties involved became trap midgets
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I WISH FOR A QUADRILLION DOLLARS BY TOMORROW GENIE! BY THE POWER OF DUBS, NAY I SAY TRIPS, I DEMAND IT!
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I wish everyone in this thread, would be put into a different period of time.
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>>708981645
>Same one-off roll
Fuck. This. Shit.
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Make me happy or make me dead. Come on dubs
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>>708981700
please send me to the past just before traps and fags were a thing
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>>708981700
FUG
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Korie sapp nudes pls
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Buy me weed
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Re rolling for sapp nudes
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Once again sapp nudes
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do it
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>>708981684
I read the whole thing. Do I get a banana?
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I wish I could drop everything and run without feeling bad about doing it.
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>>708981700
GODDAMMIT YOU GOT ME SENT BACK TO THE 1840S AND DIDN'T GIVE ME A NIGGER TO OWN
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Sapp nude pls
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I wish that all wishes before this one are invalid
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>>708974800
I wish Codys death was just a joke and he's still alive..
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>>708982229
>L2 Survive
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Infinite life
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I wish for some quality gf material
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I wish for someone to gib succ
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I wish to get laid in the next 24 hours.
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>>708982600
What does that even mean?
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>>708982852
I wish for full scale nuclear war and death of all non aryan people
Artan rave master race
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>>708974800
dubs checked
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>>708982917
I want succ to be gibben
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tbh
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>>708974800
I wish I can learn to forgive
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>>708974800
I wish there was a new letter in the English alphabet somewhere in between b and c
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I wish for that no one will be granted there wishes
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>>708983277
Done
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>>708983277
Ę
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>>708983277
>>708983466
and for 2 minutes>>708983554
was a letter in between b and c
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Wish to stay happy forever
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Wish for infinite wishes
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i wish i could cope with my emotions better
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give me singles genie
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I wish to die in my sleep tonight painlessly and go to heaven
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>>708974800
i wish i was happy
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>>708974800
checked.

and with my dubs I wish to get a better job soon
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>>708974800
I wish I was happy.
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I want to be someone interesting
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I wish for everyone who didn't get dubs to still get their wish
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>>708974800
make me rich thanks
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I wish to meet a partner i could fall in love with who loves me and doesn't use me as just a tool for their own gain.
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>>708974800
I want some random guy to get Savannah pregnant
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I wish to win my next normal draft pick game.
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