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>>708953616
Ooo, don't go bulimic. Not a good look.
>>708953699
very little worth than content outliving its welcome
>>708953231
do bros do spitroasts too or is that just in the movies
>>708953943
That's like a deeper level of bro.
>>708953943
they do yeah but it isnt gay man
>>708953845
I've gotten fairly close.
Like, over the toilet, want to do it.
Unfortunately, my gag reflex isn't that strong, so I gave up before I got too far.
daily reminder to be a good goyim and that dindu violence is your fault
turn in ur guns
>>708954004
>>708954010
i wanna help my bros the best i can
as long as it isn't gay
>>708954115
I'm glad you haven't. It's basically a grosser smoking: makes your breath bad and you stay skinny.
>>708954329
naw dude it's totally no homo
especially if you dress like a girl
>>708954368
>especially if you dress like a girl
>>708954368
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>>708953493
Warframe furry? Hell yeah
>>708954433
warbros #1
bump
>>708953493
Moar furry Warfames
by the way that is why TECHNICALLY katia and I have never gay
>>708954368
I hate smoke.
And my breath is already bad sometimes.
in due time
>>708954368
i got this shit on lock then
>>708954538
you met up dressed as girls and gave each other brojobs?
thats the straightest thing ive ever heard
>>708954734
>>708954515
also thats it
>>708954704
MINTS.
>>708954743
Well, I was dressed like a girl, mostly.
>>708954808
RAWR!
>>708954824
I stopped chewing gum a while ago.
I like mint stuff, but I don't have any mints.
>Well, I was dressed like a girl, mostly.
Faggo.
>>708953845
Shit I got plenty of complete, solid series
Lucifer and Biscuit Hammer
Sengoku Youko
Spirit Circle
Those three are all by the same guy. The first one is probably the most well made, but god damn Sengoku Youko can tug at the heart strings. I cried like a bitch at the ending.
Biomeat is a fairly decent horror series which returns to the same group of protagonists in a few incidents years apart. It's got a pretty structured way of doing things but was enjoyable.
Franken Fran doesn't really go anywhere - it's mostly loosely connected stories filled with body horror and odd morals. But it can be fun.
Holy shit, Koroshiya Ichi and Homunculus. You might especially enjoy the latter, although it lacks the faces being kicked off the former has. The former especially is most definitely not safe for work, as it features a lot of nudity and violence
Kekkaishi is kinda shounen, but is a bit more mature than most. Has it's ups and downs but is on the whole a pretty solid series.
Those are the complete ones I can think of off the top of my head.
He's a good goy, loves his mama
Loves Jesus and Israel too
He's a good goy, wants to bomb Arabs
Joined the army, just waiting for his cue
It's a long day living in America
There's illegals runnin' through the yard
And he's a bad goy 'cos he tried to shoot 'em
He's a bad goy 'cos he aimed for their hearts
And now we're bad, bad goyim
Yeah we're bad, bad goyim
She's a liberal, wants free healthcare
Down at Wall Street, she's holding up a sign
And she's a good goy, voted twice for Obama
But she's a bad goy, for saying 'Free Palestine'
And now we're bad, bad goyim
Yeah we're bad, bad goyim
I want freedom, and cut all the taxes
I think abortion, is every girl's right
I wanna end the, racist war on drugs
But I don't hate that, my skin is white
>>708954824
>mostly
man, i'm not sure but this is starting to stray into gay territory
>>708955059
I love chewing gum man thank god for gum, it's one of the best ways to not eat too much.
Too bad I tend to go through 100% of the gum I have available at any given time.
And it's NOT GAY since I was DRESSED AS A GIRL
>>708955172
I'm mostly interested both in complete works and in emotionally compelling ones, since I'm kind of a bitch for that sort of thing.
You're giving me content overload.
>>708955216
I mean...
no I was wearing at least panties every time we're good
>>708955335
I think we talked about chewing gum and swallowing air bubbles a while ago.
Abandon your fantasy world. The dressing makes it more gay.
>>708955613
Oh yes, we totally did. That was a good while ago, like I think over a year.
No this is the opposite of how it works and you wouldn't know anyway you virgin nerdlord
>>708955335
did you make sure the balls didnt touch
>>708955335
Go for Sengoku Youko then, and check if Homunculous is done.
freklz will vouch for SY, though you might not consider that worth anything. Homunculus is a story heavy one, very little action or comedy.
Honestly though if you're good at remembering foreshadowed shit then Lucifer and Biscuit Hammer (which I think is also called Hoshi no Samidare) is pretty fucking great.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0dEdJxJa6M
this one isnt even meme music julian
but it is a female lead
>>708955749
The important talks stick with me.
Yeah well you're just a filthy slut, so you have your own biases.
>>708955844
uhhhh
I'm gonna go with yes.
>>708955890
I'm very good at recalling foreshadowing. Motifs are my favorite thing.
>>708955914
nigga I'm enjoying other music stop trying to hand me crusadercore shit
>>708956020
But at least my biases are INFORMED.
>>708956066
it is very mellow
it doesnt even have a single electric guitar
>>708956066
Well at least my biases aren't GAY.
oh, I am going to a drag queen party next weekend and I have nothing to wear.
Urgh I guess I need to go shopping for a skirt.
>>708956066
Then you might like Biscuit Hammer.
I very, very much recommend that and Sengoku Youko - though if you dislike one you probably won't like the other.
>>708956156
KATIA I AM MEDITATING ON THE COMPLEX CONSTRUCTIONS OF CLOUD CULT'S AURORA BOREALIS PLEASE CEASE INTERRUPTING MY CONTEMPLATION YOU TOTALLY NOT GAY NERD
>>708956233
Yeah they are, o faggot who jerks it to male cartoon cats.
>>708956382
The correlarly is if I like one, the other's probably a shoe in. I was going to go through urasawa's entire bibliography, but either way it's about time to cease this conversation since if I keep having it and you keep making recommendations, I will never read anything because there will be too many options.
>>708956382
>oh, I am going to a drag queen party next weekend and I have nothing to wear.
>
>Urgh I guess I need to go shopping for a skirt.
I dont know who you are but if you get a starched skirt I'll murder you personally, that shit needs to MOVE
>>708956517
>I dont know who you are
it's nef
odds sleep
evens keep drinking
>>708956508
It's not gay if it's a cat.
It still sickens my heart
to see the picture of the RED FLAG IN BERLIN
AND THE SNOW FELLLL
COVERING THE DREAMS AND IDEALS
AND THE SNOW FELLLLLL
>>708956517
don't you give me advice you little shit I bought half your first girly clothes.
>>708956508
Just make a list or something.
>>708956691
Goodnight my straight friend.
>>708956698
I'm 100% sure that's not how it works.
>>708956818
Nef, no. Reading manga is LEISURE, you see. If I make a list, it becomes WORK.
welp goodnight my totally straight bois
gotta get up early to bake a chocolate marble cake
>>708956818
you bought half of sfs girly clothes*
I'm a good boy.
Please give head pats.
didn't some of those end up with avery too?
>>708956948
No you make a list and shove it somewhere, so when you finish a series and you're looking for something else you can pick one
>>708957078
If you wore them first they count as yours.
>>708956948
Yes, because you're the authority on all that is gay.
>>708957070
Ay put a ganache on that shit somewhere, anywhere.
People love the ganache.
>>708957138
Yinglets do not headpat
>>708957197
nah
I bought him a skirt and panties separately.
>>708953699
Tom King is too good for this world, I adore him and everything he's touched.
As far as Marvel goes, Carnage has been great (ends in a few issues), I loved Genndy Tartakovsky's Cage! can't believe people hate the art, Spider-Man 2099 has been solid though I'm a '90s kid so that sort of edge is my bread and butter, and Al Ewing's All New Avengers, soon to be the U.S.Avengers, has delivered on all points. Marvel's main line is completely dead but their side projects are going strong, it's an odd place to be in.
>>708957138
> does so
Ok
>>708957283
>>708957249
>Yes, because you're the authority on all that is gay.
well...yeah, I thought that was agreed upon
>>708957237
but to make the list is work in and of itself
>>708957305
oh ok
>>708957389
Well, now I'm reformed.
No more cats.
>>708957335
Yeah I agree with those. I forgot about Cage! which was pretty great.
>Marvel's main line is completely dead but their side projects are going strong
Reminds me of the whole Axis debacle, which sucked massive cock but gave us Hobgoblin and Carnage-man
>>708957389
It's like 4 series you limp-cocked mongoloid
>>708957363
>
galactic lebensraum
>>708957550
No, instead you have pizza and chastity.
>>708957685
But where am I gonna make the list? Open a text file? Make a pastebin? God, what a level of commitment.
Here's an idea. Just list everything you've recommended me thus far in one post and I'll screenshot it. That way I have no excuse.
>>708957798
Hell, I'm even trying to get rid of pizza.
Managed to not buy peanut butter this past week. Almost drove me crazy.
>>708953493
You think this is a fuckin' game?
>>708957925
I'm so proud of you.
>>708957138
Fug you.
sexual athletics for the lucky fools
>>708958015
Despite the various setbacks, this is still a pretty big victory for me.
Maybe that's pathetic.
Sengoku Youko
Lucifer and Biscuit Hammer / Hoshi no Samidare
Homunculus (check to make sure it's complete)
Akumetsu
Legend of Koizumi (quit after moon Hitler)
Koroshiya Ichi
Battle Royale (LOL)
Biomeat: Nectar
>>708958224
No, I think that's worth being proud of honestly.
>>708958275
thank you nefertitties
>>708958331
I'm still hardly proud of even partially fixing something that never should've gotten so out of hand in the first place.
I just hope the evenings get easier. It's not any fun right now.
>>708958331
Battle Royale I am half joking about
It's terrible, but it's that glorious terrible that revels in it's own fucking awful terribleness.
There is actually a live action adaption movie which wasn't too bad
>>708958042
Bite me, Dallas.
>>708958397
>masculine with an extremely feminine body
that's what I'm talking about
fuck yeah
>>708958616
Do you just go through constant hunger pangs in the evenings?
>>708958701
I will probably skip that one then, it smacks of one punch man but unironic
>>708958707
You wish.
>>708958709
Also that drippage is delicious
>>708957685
Carnage-Man was too good for this world, though I love tying him to Cthon in the current on-going. Superior Iron-Man was the only other good part of Axis as far as I can remember.
Also, on the whole Bendis hate meme: Bendis alone isn't bad, I think his willingness to write 11+ titles is what makes him bad. Go back and read his early work in the Ultimates universe and it's strong as hell.
Though whatever Marvel does right now will not compare to DC: Cave Carson on-going with Scioli back-up story, Deathstroke & daughter adventures written by Priest, Tom King on Batman, Tomasi on Superman/Super Sons, FLINTSTONES being the best thing on the shelves, etc.
>>708958936
>>708958814
It doesn't even matter if I'm hungry.
It takes my full attention to resist the urge to eat and watch streams or stuff until I never want to eat again.
The only way for me to feel satisfied in that state is to be almost sick.
>>708959128
The urge to eat and being hungry are different things to you?
Oooh bb
Oh yeah, press F
>>708959190
Bingo.
Hunger ain't no thang until the evening hits.
That's when it becomes mentally taxing.
>>708959409
Fascinating. I suppose that applies to me to a certain extent to...you've probably conditioned yourself to require a reward at certain times of day.
Just drink a lot of coffee if you do not want to eat.
>>708958814
Not really. It's basically the Hunger Games, except far more violent and it predates HG by a fuckton.
When HG first got popular my immediate thought was "BR for kids"
>>708958955
Bendis needs to be kept out of events, plain and simple. He clearly does not give a shit about what other people are doing and he has the subtlety of a wrecking ball.
I'm okay with him doing his own thing - although I often don't like the stuff he does that's a matter of taste. Plenty of people do. It's his sheer destruction of continuity and character development which grate at me.
I think I actually smacked my face with my palm during Blue Marvel's PhD rant in one of the recent CWIIs
also holy shit Flintstones. That Carl Sagan bit and Fred unleashing the series feels at the husband-wife camp thing. Holy shit.
>>708959733
Or start smoking.
>>708959808
I've never read hunger games, or watched it, and have almost no interest.
also the lucifer and biscuit hammer made me laugh in few pages good start
>>708959733
Drinking coffee at night sounds like a recipe for disaster. I don't drink the stuff past 3 PM.
>>708959670
Plus sleep gives me time to recover, as opposed to going around feeling and looking like shit throughout the day.
>>708960001
I'm just thinking, I've long had an issue where if I take walks in a certain place I NEED to buy a soft pretzel afterwards because I did it so often...I feel sick if I take said walk and don't get a pretzel.
Conditioning is dangerous.
>>708959934
Has he used his power for the first time yet?
>>708960208
Oh no, I'm carrying on like a dozen conversations at once here. We're averaging a page per 10 minutes.
>[current year]
>smoking
Uhhh, have you SEEN those hip and cool anti-smoke ads.
No thank you.
I would rather be cool and ＶＡＰＥ.
>>708960001
>past 3pm
That is because you are have not gotten gud.
Though it depends. For me coffee relaxes me or just makes me a bit more tired.
>>708960270
No worries. My internet is utter shit at the moment
My sister(s) are probably watching something.
Oh, and it keeps you up cause you are probably dumping twenty pounds of sugar and cream in it for some reason.
>>708960423
are they at your house? How's that going?
>>708960194
I legitimately think to myself that I am required to get pizza at my favorite place every Friday because there's a girl who works there who now knows me and expects me every Friday.
>>708960302
Exactly the same. The latter is more often due to dehydration, but I've always had coffee to relax, no to wake up.
I only drink my coffee black.
>>708960530
That's the rationalization, not the underlying conditioning.
awww shit he used telekinesis to get an upskirt
this is the best manga of ALL TIME
>>708960530
Then why do you not want to drink coffee at night?
A while back I decided to just start drinking coffee black, whether I liked it or not. It worked since now I can drink coffee black and not have to put sugar and stuff in there. Though every once and a while I cave in and get a latte or something.
>>708960709
whats that
>>708960302
>inhaling propylene glycol (the active ingredient in antifreeze)
Don't believe the commie vape propaganda- It's just to get them to distract from the fact that all the coolest people ever smoked and smoking makes you no less than 100% cooler. Think about it- Burt Reynolds? Smoker. James Dean? Smoker. Paul Newman? Smoker. Steve McQueen? Smoker. Johnny Cash, Waylon Jennings, Freddy Mercury, Lemmy- The list goes on.
>>708960861
lucifer and biscuit hammer
>>708960889
Yeah but guess what.
All of those names are either old or dead.
Therefore I will use my scientific expertise to conclude that smoking makes you old and/or dead.
No thank you; I like being young and hip.
>>708960624
I just thought the rationalization was pathetically funny.
Though I enjoy a big breakfast, since the beginning of when I started eating big, it was always in the evenings.
>>708960816
Because even though caffeine doesn't greatly affect me, it will indubitably affect the quality of my sleep, no matter how impervious I perceive myself to be.
I switched to black since sometime in high school; can't remember. I need black dark roast. Everything else tastes like water.
>>708961083
I definitely try to avoid big breakfasts since then I just feel like garbo later
>>708960478
Family is utter chaos right now
So brother is back from the US - he was there on a baseball scholarship (they actually brought him in from Aus) and was considered good enough to go seriously pro as a pitcher... but he had an elbow injury. Potential major league career gone.
Since he's got half an education and Aus economy is in the middle of a slump he can't be expected to leave the nest right now. He's at my parents house.
Apparently my younger sister, who eloped with her now-husband in Morocco is so good of a fuck that she converted him from Islam. Either that or bacon. They were gonna go travel Europe before coming to Aus, but his EU visa got rejected so now they're coming straight here. They'll be at my parents house.
The person renting to my older sisters died so now they're between houses as they try to save to buy one. I am currently hosting them at my place since I have plenty of room.
>>708961083
Who needs sleep when you can just enjoy the far superior mid-day nap.
Coffee is pretty much water, though.
>>708961069
All of those people also breathed air- Ergo, breathing air makes you old and dead. I think you know what you have to do now >:^)
So someone premade another gfur thread thats pretty new at the time of this post, when the image cap is hit on this one we could migrate over
>>708959552
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>>708961220
>Apparently my younger sister, who eloped with her now-husband in Morocco is so good of a fuck that she converted him from Islam.
Ok, I might need to borrow your sister for the retaking of constantinople.
Also all of this is fucking batshit insane.
dumping my posts from the other g/fur thread
>>708961120
Well breakfast is kinda the most delicious meal of the day, hands down. Maybe if I could have coffee and/or tea with dinner, I'd have a higher opinion of it. Go big or go home.
English breakfast tea for life.
>>708961249
Dark roast is so much more than water. Medium roast is stepping on the line.
>>708960933
gib
>>708961261
Get life insurance and start demanding my pension?
>>708961330
>trying to be genuinely helpful
Who let the noob in?
>>708961454
>not having eggs and bacon for dinner
NERD
>>708961491
nigga it's online
>>708961343
>Also all of this is fucking batshit insane.
it does explain a lot
no sloppy seconds on nefs sister either
>>708953493
KYS faggots
>>708961636
Well hey ~I'M~ not gonna fuck her but if she can disarm the muslim hordes...
>>708958176
Partrician
>>708961343
She would probably do it for money
Like the only reason I have not abused her over this sudden marriage to whatshisface is because he's very not-rich. There is nothing for her to leech off of. Which is extremely out of character for her and actually leads me to believe she could be in love.
>Also all of this is fucking batshit insane.
I used to be the only one in the family with drama. Now everyone BUT me is in this drama tornado
>>708955215
Oy vey what is morrikau doing here
>>708961603
Not many options here. Dining hall doesn't do it, and the many wonderful breakfast options here are all closed.
>>708961454
You are correct; it is an ｅｘｐｅｒｉｅｎｃｅ.
A 79 cent experience if you leave near the superior gas station chain. I just wish it was colder so I can drink much more of it without starting to sweat.
You can get eggs and bacon for dinner from like taco bell or something.
In a wrap.
>>708961793
Dude I kinda know that feel too. Recently it seems like I am the least crazy person I know. It's rough being functional.
>>708961805
I despise and never drink iced coffee, not matter how hot it is outside. It reminds me of hot coffee that's gone even past tepid. I enjoy hot drinks and foods.
I do Keurig coffee. No gas stations for me.
>>708961903
It's nice but I actually care about my siblings, which is why I am hosting my sisters. Which has caused my shit internet to be even shitter. Truly life is ceaseless suffering.
>>708961967
I have a Keurig but the packs seem so expensive, so I usually only get them every once and while.
I think maybe only one or two places actually have decent ice coffee. Otherwise it just seems like water with sugar and syrup dumped in.
anyway later boys I'll be on steam but I'm closing this thread to actually read muh manga
>>708962148
I definitely would kick any of my family members out if it'd improve my internet.
>>708962155
That's what parents are for, in my case.
I want to drink hot coffee while it's snowing outside.
>>708962318
Does it even snow over there?
>>708962368
Well, I'm decently far up north.
I'd say so.
>>708965916
Hey Luc.
>>708965971
Fags
>>708965916
Right on time for my Luxray porn
>>708966028
Indeed you are, all three of you
>>708965916
howdy do
>>708966091
Agreed
I am a fag lord
>>708965971
Hello
>>708966066
I got new stuff done
>>708966091
Fine
>>708966132
Doing alright. Sold a NES.
>Bananaders is a cock sock!
