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>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No oversexualised content
>discuss/insult
>chain lurk pics
>No RP/ERP, go be a faggot elsewhere
>Naps good idea
>Being an Elitist in the /waifu/ Community is like winning a gold medal in the special Olympics. You're still retarded.
>Most importantly, Remember to get enough sleep!
>>708945993
>getting hit on by underaged chicks in discord
>
Don't you need me
Oh baby boy
'Cause I'm so happy
Without your noise
Baby, now my head is on backwards
And my feet at funny angles
And every time I take a step
We're moving forwards faster
And lately, I can't take it
Baby, now my body's in tatters
In an ordinary fashion
And everything I tried to leave behind
Is still beside us
But lately I can't take it
Leftover breakfast, cereal for lunch
She is broken but she's fun
My girl eats mayonnaise
From a jar when she's gettin' blazed
>>708945731
Tsunyun! Glad to see a pink hair up in here!
>>708945716
Tbh the other Ryuko wasn't fellowing /waifu rules, saying he claimed but mytoy already had claimed, then some UH UH and YEAH HUH and other people jumping in supported mytoy, but the other just wailed on and on, resulting in mytoy saying fuck it im satsuki now.
>>708945971
Going to the mall for drops and anime stuff at Weebs"R"Us
>Nonon has been claimed!
>>708946207 Speak of the devil
>>708945971
dw i forgive you
>>708945993
sounds like a good time tbh
whats wrong with underage?
being a discord elitist?
>>708946179
I just talk to them, things get a little racy and then they tell me they're 14
"We can't talk anymore"
I had to block one because she started sending me increasingly racy pictures and I don't need that shit. My life is fucked as it is without brbing for fbi
>>708946028
mandatory uta claim
this is gonna be my last thread for the night
>>708946136
you seriously want to disturb the natural habitats of this world more?
Claimu
>>708946207
How are you, Ryuko anon?
>>708946275
Oh, i've been in similar discussions with another Nui anon.
Steve Austin claimed
>>708946207
Hello:3
>>708945156 (yuuki)
T-the kiss was enough anon kun you can just give me bedroom eyes later
>>708945177 (Nani Sore)
>77
>hey that's pretty good
More drops?
>>708945716 (Nui)
Ds2 reference look it up qt
>>708946558
Good night Pocky Master
>>708946558
Sleep tight
>>708946315
>what's wrong with underage?
I'm 28 and they're horny.
>>708946436
Not what I said. We could use a new plague. Or another world war that kills off a few billion.
Or invaded by aliens that harvest our organs.
Zombie outbreak would be neat.
>>708946366
Shit. That is slightly fun. Well enjoy your whiskey I guess.
>>708946275
have fun!
>>708946315
thanks bb
>>708946558
goodnight
>>708945971
They're edgy teenshit bands and should not be considered heavy metal in any sense of the word. LoG, Sum and Anthrax can stay. But the other 2 a shit.
>>708945971(Akame)
No. The only 'show' I went to was a stand up act by Kevin Hart at the Verizon stadium. It was very fun though, even if I went by myself
>>708946669
aliens is the only one of those that wont harm the environment
>>708946669
dont you work for the fbi?
just do it, no one will find out
>>708946842
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SfDiMAHed6A
>>708946447
Good. Listening to Glass Animals
You?
>>708946275
You talking shit about me?
>>708946575
Hallo tovarisch
>>708946913
>caring about the environment
Damn hippies
Here
>>708946575
Okay!
>like now?
>>708946028
gyanko
stay jelly my friends
>>708946953
https://youtu.be/U8YJGwsuJn8
>>708946835
yeah I get what you mean. There's a lot of various stuff at the festival and they're definitely not as heavy as many others. and really edgy
>still love them a lot
>>708946840
Must have been hilarious, I love that guy. What are you into, music-wise?
:C
Finally got around to joining Diplomacy.
>>708946947
What the hell do you want?
>>708947158
talking about the meaning of life here.
catch up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHJpoUGZNbU
>>708947158
Hey der
>>708947185
Mhmmm ^-^
>>708946929
That's classified.
>>708947185
Yuuki dies
>>708947344
>>708946575
Me and Ryuko are faggots who vape, I used to smoke reds, and Ryuko smoked black and golds.
>>708946558
Night Nice Legs
>>708946742
Ye, so what music do you listen to?
>>708946929
This is probably a stupid question, but have you watched Re-Dial?
>>708947441
SPIKE DIES
Explosive waifu claimed!
>>708947236
NO DONG NO!
>>708947361
I don't know how to do this haha! Come to bed sweetie!
>>708947441
So does Spike
>>708947521
You'll have to duel me for her!
>>708947272
i think shino #2 is an improvement.
doesn't try to steal my lighters.
>>708947532
Your punishment is to listen to it all
>>708947484
>>708947562
>>708947262
It was very hilarious. I'm a fan of electronic, rock, piano, some rap, and jpop
>>708947610
Ha~ha~ha
She's mine no matter what!
Claim
>>708947859
>
>>708947452
anything metal honestly. Mostly hardcore stuff, but I've been into more melodic bands lately. What about you?
>>708947867
I love piano. Got any good artists in mind? I only know of one asian guy who does sick anime opening covers
goodnight
heads gonna hurt tomorrow
>>708947452
Oh vape is coo
>>708947562
Ok anon kun let me get in my nighties
> super bedroom eyes
>>708947793
Punishment for what?!
>>708946257
What's got you feeling down bby?
>>708948120
Here. Have some amazing piano and guitar work.
https://youtu.be/Tapx0WlouJM
>>708948202
Punishment needs a reason?
>>708947879
You sure?
Not even if I presented you with a Kancolle girl?
>>708948304
Unless you're a certain someone, yes. Yes it does.
>>708948157
Oh baby that's nice
>>708948029
Cute waifu you have.
>>708947158
What's next? Plastic Insects?
Anyway i'm fine, not up to much, just listening to Kirby Super Star's soundtrack.
>>708948424
Then lets say its for not rolling the holy 7 2 nights ago.
>>708948304
I love Yes, even before they became a meme. My parents used to play one of their vinyls all the time. Thanks for the suggestion
>>708948240
Stupid things that don't even matter. I'm not gonna open up about it but thanks for the interest I guess.
>>708948441
Speak for yourself c:
>>708948641
Okay. I'll be around if you ever want to though.
>have this hug
![You [334].png](https://i.imgur.com/n6ogp9p.png "You [334].png")
>>708948368
Wrong Kanmusu! Maybe if you guess which one I like, I would think about it.
>>708948682
High five aw yeah!
>>708948797
Oh it's You!
>>708948515
Fair enough.
>>708948797
Hey, it's (You)!
>>708948154
Night Yuno <3
>>708948157
This is very sensual, I must put a stop to this between you and Yuuki! Take my hand!
>>708948782
>>708948609
Same. Dad was well into the prog scene.
>>708949016
Hope you don't mind that I brought my father c:
>>708949027
Third regalia
Nani all the sore
>>708948797
ayase
Nami claimed!
>hidden heresy mode
What's up guys?
>>708949435
The more the merrier!!
>>708948797
>claiming an idol
MUNSTER
MUNSTER
MUNSTER
MUNSTER
MUNSTER
>If trips get, every waifu of the thread must be given to me this very instant!
>>708949644
Whatt about me... :3
>>708949864
You tried. Maybe next time
>>708949864
Not too great on that one Trips Guy. I think you need to do another sacrifice.
>>708949864
At least Munster won today
>>708949888
>>708949888
>>708949888
>>708949888
>>708949888
>>708949864
Munster? You coming over to Ireland or something?
>>708949864
Good try
>>708949888
Aww yeah, now it's a foursome!
Clayton
>>708949864
hey trips guy
>>708949580
You're not fooling anyone
I know your fetishes
>>708949381
My childhood was all about Pink Floyd, Genesis, Yes, and some more local bands.
>>708949580
GARDY?
>>708950078
Mfw sudden Munster foursome >>708950070
>
>>708949016
Hey Yuuki, been up to much?
>>708949021
amassed any speeding/dangerous driving fines since we last spoke bb? :^)
>>708949544
ayaya
>>708950076
I live in Ireland
Just expressing my joy over a glorious rugby game today
>>708950031
I think you're right
The question though, what to sacrifice?
>>708950145
Good evening to ye
How are we on this fine night?
>>708950544
The best kind of foursome
>>708950666
I give up on life
I've come to see rudeness
>>708950729
I think you're an unpleasant person!
>>708949864
Stinky bishop?
>>708950531
Mine was Yes, Toto, Scorpions, ELO and Mannfred Mann.
>>708950709
Dont be like that
>>708950559
No fines, but I do have this little clip from last night.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQFN7S7kCIM
>>708950666
Well Satan, it seems you need not sacrifice anything.
>>708950210
Dammit all! >:^(
>>708950531
How the hell did you guess?!
>>708950666
>gets trips
I live in Ireland too (about to leave for America, though). I live up near sligo, you down in the south?
dubs and i kill myself
>>708948120
I like yoko shimomura. Although its video games, its still relaxing.
>>708948304
That's beautiful to listen to
>>708948472
Yours is pretty cute too
>>708950920
Forgot pic
>>708950709
Try like this
Image related
>>708950888
Well, I'm deader than dead.
See you later
stay gay
>>708950799
Thank you wonderful
>>708950888
Welp
>>708950729
I-I think you're annoying!
>>708950888
Have fun
>>708950666
all's well that ends well
nice trips btw
>>708950287
An Illya!
>>708950544
We gon' have fun!!
>>708950559
Not much, playing some vidya. You?
>>708950666
>>708950888
These trips man.
>>708951158
Honesty isn't rude~
Eh i guess i missed it
>>708950666
>>708950709
Life is no longer worth living
>>708951279
>>708950544
SO MUCH FUN :D
>>708951343
B-but I just lied..
Yeah you missed it, I'll just go play some vidya now, cya~
>>708951279
How are you this evening Yuuki?
>>708950666
Holy shit
>>708950729
I exist to be bullied.
>>708950666
Does that count or no?
>>708951598
I'm good, playing some Day of Defeat, you?
>>708951649
go away elle.
>not sitting on my lap
fucking gay.
>>708950810
Those are some quality bands. Might have to look into Mann fredd Mann I never of them
>>708950871
I talked with shino today and I wanted to hear from you guys. I'm glad to see you're still playing
>>708950890
I'm gonna save this in my browser because I won't erember shit tomorrow ty so much
>>708951687
WAITTTTTT........ Day of Defeat or Day of Defeat: Source...
>>708951687
>666
triple twice the evil. Of course it counts.
>>708951592
Have fun beauty
>>708951663
What goes around comes around~
>>708951809
Source. I have both installed though
>>708951812
Well shit. It was nice having Yuuki as a waifu
>>708951770
Yeah, I'm having tons of fun with the game! It's become quite addictive for me.
Glad you've been talking with Shino! How have you been doing, btw?
>>708951982
I have them both installed good times, I've mainly been playing Day of Infamy , which is like Day of Defeat meets Insurgency if you've ever played that.
>>708951739
No u.
カラミチーマス
>>708952098
Yep, I have that too. I wanna get the standalone mod for it. I also wanna get Days of War and BF1 too
>>708950729
Your waifu isn't pure.
Makin cakes brb
>>708952214
Hello again who i assume is the same anon as before.
How are you?
>>708952309
i want some
>>708952145
:^( you make me sad little man, sit on me or die
>>708952201
Theres something about games set in old times I just gets the blood pumping!
>>708952309
Send pics...
Of cakes....
I like cake...
>>708952086
glad to hear from you ^^ I've been doing decently last few days
>>708951770
You're welcome!
>>708952436
Right?? I miss the days of WWII CoD, WaW was the last one I can think of
>>708952501
Yeah, since they did Modern Warfare remastered, I really hope we get World At War remastered...
![Nonon(34 [Not THAT 34]).jpg](https://i.imgur.com/AMagYX0.jpg "Nonon(34 [Not THAT 34]).jpg")
>>708952531
I did'nt respond the to right person I am ashamed, see this post
>>708952640
>>708952396
>Little man
Never.
>>708950810
>Stinky bishop?
I beg your pardon?
>>708950812
Apparently so
I'll sacrifice something for the fun of it anyway
>>708950888
Congrats!
>>708951010
Like this?
>>708951168
Glad to hear
Also thank ye, hopefully I'll have trips and intro post together someday.
>>708951383
Pretty much!
Maybe I'll feel better after a session of uncontrollable weeping
>>708951687
As much as I'd like to agree with >>708951812
I can't consider that a successful steal
Not the first time this has happened
>>708950871
Ah fair, always good to meet a fellow man of Eire.
Live in Dublin meself actually, but all the rest of my relatives are from Cork, so I have many ties there.
Good luck to ye in your American adventure. What state ye headed to?
>>708953097
Munster Haxaire cheese. Also known as stinky bishop.
>>708952458
Great to hear! Have you been keeping up with worlds?
(Still stunned how it hasn't finished yet)
>>708953097
>Cork
I love you, buddy
I am headed to Rhode Island, actually. Meeting up with me other half of the family that immigrated to America from the famine.
>>708952501
you're a great person I'm glad you've been around lately
>>708953414
Yeah man! Korea master race.. It's always been that way but it's still exciting for some reason..
>>708953097
Fair enough. One day bud, we're rooting for you!
>>708951015
seems you went unnoticed. I notice you now
Anybody got to watch Volume 4 Episode 1 yet?
>>708953857
i did. it was nice
>Peteruguesu
![nammo[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/ddbsH3K.png "nammo[1].png")
>>708953614
Yeah, it seems as though Korea just tramples all over the competition. They've got some excellent strategies.
>>708953614
Thank you, I'm glad I joined this thread. At first I didn't know what it was, or how it works, but I'm glad to be here
>>708953731
It's cool, if anything it's interesting seeing how chill /b/ can be. I'm usually in /ck/, /v/, or /m/.
>Be murder
>be hungry
>check fridge for thawed out fish
>left it in freezer
>okay, fast food it is then
>go to popeyes
>all niggers working there
>4 cars in front of me
>they all get up to the window and leave
>what?
>turns out niggers are just not taking orders
>go to taco bell
>same fucking shit
>go to wendys
>someone at least takes my order
>30 min wait after I paid
How fucking hard is it to do a job? Honestly
>>708954192
>just weren't taking orders
What the fuck?
>>708954192
What? Just because you give them money means they're obliged to work for you? refusing to work is a human right.
>>708953997
Im jealous Pete, just a reminder that you lguese always romanee's my canti.
>>708954192
Quite sorry to hear, same thing happened to me at lunch. So fucking annoying..
>>708954157
/b/waifu is chill /b/ on the other hand...
well....
>>708951139
>Feel at your own risk
>>708954192
Strike?
>>708954764
you know how hard i am from this comment!!?!?
I AM WAY TO FUKING HArD RIGHT NOW JEUS S CHRIST!
>>708952385
same anon as before?
I'm tired
>>708954764
Yeah, I used to browse /b/ all the time, then moved away from it, though /v/ is just /b/ with videogames sometimes.
>>708954192
There's a reason why you're seeing these robots replacing waitstaff and other front register employees.
>>708953368
Ah I see
Was referring to a rugby team
Sounds delicious though
>>708953414
Feck, that sounds like a thrilling experience, you'll have a great time sure enough then.
You only just make first contact with them recently or was there always some sort of communication between your relatives?
>>708953664
Encouragement is well appreciated my good lad!
>>708955087
I don't know faceless anons well.
Just similar to one from thursday.
Sleep if tired.
>>708954001
yeah they really do play next level strats, on top of playing perfect mechanically
>>708954005
It's a lot of fun honestly
>>708954157
might try to look out for you next time I'm out there
>>708955170
Its not a bad cheese, no.
>>708954192
Yeah, Im so glad they put in automated tellers at Mickey Ds here. All the tellers need to do is take your money if you choose cash and give you your food. We have an advantage of not having many niggers, mudslimes or Asians hired as tellers.
here
![lol__nami[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/DiYfXdg.png "lol__nami[1].png")
>>708955170
I've been able to keep in contact with my cousins often as we enjoy playing games together, however I hardly have spoken to my uncles or aunts at all.
>>708955393
My favourite is watching them make the sneakiest get-aways from what I would have considered certain death situations.
Claim
>>708955393
It really is. I enjoy coming here
