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Post dank ass foods that people should try ITT
>>708939711
the bacon explosion, great football food.
slow smoked if you have time or the oven works to.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_weh9B3W4PQ
>>708940303
pretty much anything on the smoker.
chicken breast stuffed with jalepeno, sausage and cream cheese wrapped in bacon.
>Go to arbys
>Order beef and cheddar no red ranch and a medium potato cakes
>Put 2 potato cakes into sandwich
Enjoy the most holy of all fast food sammiches
>>708940614
What kind of sausage?
>>708939711
looks nice what is that
>>708940708
I want to go to the UK just for this, minus the beans
>>708940782
philly cheese steak
>>708940782
Looks lik cheap donner meat to me, load a shite.
>>708940741
in that pic i used an already cooked italian herb sausage, but anything will do.
>>708940852
looks like kebap with cheese on baguette
>>708940933
Ura cheap donner you fucking virgin
>>708940708
Irish?
>>708940832
Well worth it bro wee saterday morning fry up is the business.
>>708941036
I'm Scottish
>>708940971
Have you tried it without it?
>>708941031
It's dogshit, Just think about the filthy paki wiping his ass with his finger then preparing your cheap nasty meal
The only fast food place at which I eat. Once a week, I get a #1 on what with large sweet tea. Too good.
>>708941322
Forgot the fucking pic. Oh well.
>>708941142
yeah, dude just make it the way you want, i jammed some sausage in it for the fuck of it cause i had some left over from the pizza.
>>708941313
youve never had a philly cheese steak if you think this
>>708941429
>pizza on the grill
Cactus?
>>708941313
All the more flavor, I bet you don't even make big cums, fairy
CP
>>708940708
Id kill you just to have a taste of that
>>708941429
Is it better with or without I'm genuinely gonna make it tomorrow
>>708941460
Since I'm from uk nah, but if that's the steak that's in them I wouldn't want one either. Looks fucking crud.
>>708941313
It's a Philly (Philadelphia) Cheesesteak, you fucking half-wit.
>>708941703
West Philadelphia born and raised?
>>708941464
>Cactus?
what?
it's a low heat charcoal and wood smoker, can cook anything on it.
pic is a 9lb pork shoulder.
>>708941460
You've never had a real Philly cheesesteak if you think jersey Mikes is good
>>708941657
looks how it looks
no one disagrees with that
but its delicious
>>708941703
>>708941703
Hate to burst yer bubble soppy bollocks but that is fucking kebab meat
>>708939711
>>708939802
>>708940303
>>708940614
>>708940708
>>708941056
>>708941229
>>708941429
>>708941525
>>708941759
cheap ass pleb food for teens, nobody heard of 12 course degustations, michelin stars, ffs
>>708941866
i dont think jersey mikes is a real philly lol it was just the first pic i found
>>708941958
No, it's shaved beef, faggot. Not pressed lamb/beef/squirrel on a rotating stick.
>>708941962
oh fuck go home nigger
this thread is about easily accessible dank food
obviously 5 mich star restaurant food is good how the fuck is that a mystery
also youve never been to a 5 star restaurant so fuck off
>>708941962
We ain't poofs, go suck Anthony warrell Thomsons wee ginger knob.
>>708941866
I went to Philly for a week on a school assignment. Tried five - FIVE - different cheesesteak spots that were reportedly voted the best in the city. They all sucked meaty ass through a glory hole. Fucking Applebee's has a better cheesesteak than any place I tried in your toilet of a town.
>>708941962
Here's some variety, mate
>>708942250
OP here
i cant confirm or deny this
but the philly cheese steak i had in my hometown of los angeles was incredible
>>708941962
Would you consider you mums ass a Michelin star dish? I eat it almost every night for the low price of $26.95
HSP
>>708942168
pick a date from the last year i post what i ate, i review restaurants for a living.
On th subject of food, any you wankers seen the Gordon Ramsey talks dirty and nigella talks dirty vids on YouTube ?
>>708942468
Do you have to pay extra for the chef to cum on your food, or does he do it for free?
>>708942250
Kek triggered. Jersey Mikes is salty and greasy. Try more local places instead of that franchise crap that cuts quality for cost. Btw not my town but nice try
>>708941429
WHERE THE FUCK THE THE CHEESE YOU SICK, SICK FUCK?
>>708942481
Yesterday
>>708942481
>i review restaurants for a living.
>and food threads on /b/ is where i spend my spare time
>>708942577
You seen that horrible shit on man v food.
>>708942577
you from hawaii?
OP here lived there for a year.
laulau was one of the only foods there i wasnt a fan of lol
everything else is incredible and undeinably the best ive ever had - laulau tho was not that enjoyable for me
>>708942253
sauce looks good, food all burnt
>>708942559
Fries, doner meat, cheese, BBQ sauce, chilli sauce, garlic sauce.
>>708942430
i here poke is incredible - nowhere around here sells fresh poke though.
>>708942589
it was cheesed after i took the pic, i'm not a fucking neanderthal.
>>708941229
Swell / 10 would eat. Jessy's has the best i find.
>>708942561
Never been to Jersey Mike's, so I can't comment on that. But I've had generic franchise cheese steaks better than the offal they slapped on a plate in Philly.
>>708942689
It actually is quite an art to char it a bit on the outside while keeping it juicy, the contrast is wonderfully tasteful
>>708939840
Gotta get your kicks somehow
>anything with tomatoes or mushrooms
>>708939711
God tier
>>708942753
What's doner? Would Google but im an extremely lazy cunt
>>708942769
you really need to live in hawaii for good poke at a good price. i lived there for a year - but have spent the rest of my life in los angeles. which youd think would have good poke just as often and accessible as hawaii - it does not.
good poke however is fucking heaven - but sadly not easy to find
carne asada fries checkin in
>>708942930
Kebab meat
>>708942930
kebab meat i think
>>708942481
January 9th and July 28th
My birthday and my brother's birthday, respectively
>>708943023
You sir have excellent taste
There's this Mediterranean sandwich
Filled with grilled chicken, pickles, garlic aioli and fries if you want
Holy shit it's sexually gratifying
>>708942481
Hey me too! What's your yelp name? I'm a food critic too. I've reviewed all kinds of places.
>>708943023
google "garbage plate rochester"
rolled tacos and guac.
>>708942769
almost every supermarket around me sells it.
>>708942882
Barbecues and charred meat Some research suggests that burnt or charred meat may increase the risk of cancer. Substances called heterocyclic amines are formed in foods that are cooked at high temperatures and blackened or charred. In animal studies, heterocyclic amines are carcinogenic (cancer causing).
fried chicken sandwich
>>708943352
i bet you wash your hands after you take a piss. fucking fairies.
>>708941409
Holy shit that looks good man
>>708943692
A thick, all white meat chicken breast fillet (fillet, NOT patty) lightly breaded and cooked in peanut oil, served on a warm, buttery bun with pickles. Simple. Perfect.
ITS NOT FOOD, ITS VIOLENCE!
>>708943308
>rolled tacos
YOU STUPID FUCKING FAGGOT THEY ARE CALLED FLAUTAS YOU LARD ASS
>>708943123
>>708943352
>some
>suggests
>may
>increase
>risk
>kinda
>maybe
>woulda
>coulda
>oughta
I think everyone should try おもち。
>>708943352
Trim the fat off before tossing it onto the grill and you're good to go.
>>708943873
Amerilard detected.
Overly aggressive over someone calling food by the wrong name. Keep it up chunklumps, it burns calories.
>>708943933
gaaaaaaaaaay
うめぼし。
あついですねえ。
>>708944144
I've made it before. Pounded it with a giant mallet.
>>708944456
I love those sour, bitter little bastards.
>>708944144
>>708944478
I'm not falling for that, faggots
>>708943123
>>708944687
Well of course you choke when you swallow the whole thing at once.
>>708944687
if youre 2 years old
>>708943873
>flauta
>taquito
>pinche guero
dude youre so fucking wrong.
every place you go to in socal they are advertised as rolled taco. these also have beef where flautas are commonly made with chicken. Where I live (tijuana) they are called taquitos. In socal where this pic (oc) is taken they are called rolled taco.
pic related..
>I review mexican food
>tacos rolles
>>708943185
yelp pays?
>>708945107
Or 80
>>708942627
>>708944918
Scallops? Damn that sounds good.
>>708944918
I'd roll that shit up in a tortilla and slam it with El Yucateco habenero sauce.
chicken parm...
>>708945227
Fancy food kinda looks like the waitor tripped and rearranged the food himself.
>>708945227
What was it, where was it, how was it, when (which meal) was it, who cooked it?
It looks frugal, posh and homosexual. Better it be tasty.
>>708945227
HAHAHAHA look at that shit wtf man I wouldnt even pay $3 for that looks like someone puked lolololol MICHELIN STAR???? fuck off what a joke
>>708945227
how much does that plate of food right there cost?
>>708945449
>>708942926
What's that? Looks good.
>>708939711
I was in your thread a couple nights ago. It was a good thread.
Pic related, the muffaletta.
>>708939802
>>708945509
You are clearly lacking in the heightened pomposity and pretentiousness necessary to evaluate haute cuisine.
>>708940708
That black pudding looks undercooked to fuck.
>>708945735
HOLY FUCK THAT LOOKS GOOD
italian beef..
Oi faguettes. Imma make some pasta, rice, or eggs. Or pasta and eggs. Or rice and eggs. You choose.
so much better than 5 guys
>>708939840
damn, havent seen that perfectly straight individual in a long time
>>708946156
how about no.
National delicacy
[spoiler]:^)[/spoiler]
>>708946403
But I'm hungry and it's dinner time here
>>708939711
>129 / 44 / 39 / 2
>no stinky tofu
>actually dank
>Ching Chong G̶o̶d̶ Confucius Tier
You faggots aren't even trying
>>708941409
chick fil a is fucking disgusting
>>708946509
got ya covered
>>708941962
michelin stars are not a good distinction
they have a very pronounced bias towards europe despite having shit food at the "good" european restaurants
>>708945735
what is that the jpg name doesnt bring it up
>>708942924
Shit taste confirmed. Nigger AIDS tier faggotry also confirmed.
>>708941835
>Legit dank
HATE IT™
>>708946706
nvm yes it does
>>708945828
lol yes you were and you posted the dankest thing in that thread (i.e. that)
>>708946693
So pasta it is then. Should I make a thread?
lox on bagels with cream cheese.
>>708946514
>not dank
>>708946514
My nigger. I'm white as white gets but I love stinky tofu.
>>708945516
30 usd
food is not about money.
i mostly dont even check the price.
>>708946904
and capers onions tomato
>>708947092
oh and instead of bagel, challah roll
>>708945280
here's the main for you then.
>>708947022
If I still lived in my mom's basement and didn't have to pay bills I'd probably be this way too tbh.
>>708947189
>>708945227
wewantplates.com
>>708945497
too may questions, i dont recall the taste, was in Cape Town i think maybe at test kitchen or some winery such as https://www.tripadvisor.com.au/Restaurant_Review-g312660-d1009903-Reviews-La_Colombe-Constantia_Western_Cape.html
>>708947331
I finally tried this after being curious for years but not knowing where to get it. I was disappointed tbh.
>>708945492
or maybe years of dedicated study and practice under world renowned master chefs
>>708941962
You're just a fucking asshole.
>>708947461
>goto eatery
>can't remember the taste
What the fuck is the point you daft git of an oaf?
>>708947483
shits nasty
>>708947568
And then he slunk into a tired cycle of repetition, emulating the Jackson Pollockesque trend of presentation.
A nice Go' Za' is something to behold
Custard optional.
>>708947673
i eat out most days, often 3 or 4 times, it is my life, so i dont get excited much just like any job after 7 years: im the fuckin asshole guy who gets paid to review restaurants.
>>708947568
Gold-played shit is still shit.
>>708946544
You're just (literally) butthurt because the owner of the company donates to organizations dedicated to keep faggots like you from getting married. Wah wah! Tell it walkin', queer.
>>708948049
Ok doctor.
>>708948049
Just a fish finger sandwich?
>>708948103
Fucking east coast ruins everything.
shramp po boy
>>708948049
back to tumblr with your dr what ass
>>708948081
poorfag detected
here, have my amuse-bouche
>>708942481
Literally a piece of shit human being. You're a critic yet you're a food snob, either you're not really a critic, or you're one of the worst critics ever.
>>708948234
How do they even stay in the sandwich?
Jesus christ, learn how to layer.
my dinner :(
>>708948234
Only way this could be better is if it were an oyster po boy.
>>708948186
>Just a
>fish finger sandwich
Buttyboi
>>708948300
Why would anyone pay for sushi that expensive? It's just the same stuff as a $12 roll. Only less food and more head up your ass.
>>708948355
What are you, Polish?
on the coals
>>708948100
what? I'm talking about their fucking chicken
it always reeks of peanut oil and thats the only thing you can taste
its as if you've never had good chicken and you just mistake the taste of chicken for oil
>>708948428
It's that good huh? Not a fan of fried fish, but I might give it a try.
>>708948531
Not sure were that file name come from, it's actually "Cannelloni with ragù"
>>708948540
it makes it easier for you to think that expensive food is crap so you can feel better about being poor and ill-informed.
>>708948656
What the actual fuck.
>>708948626
The chicken is just as delicious and juicy to me as your boyfriend's aids-infected cock is to you.
>>708948814
rekt
>>708948342
reviewer not critic, not food snob, just prefer classy dishes using high quality ingredients made by professionals, fuck me right?
>>708948632
try all foods
>>708939711
op, this pick made me visibly stiff.
last pic i have, from yesterday. just some chicken n ribs.
>>708942481
Its people like you who make jobs up
If the world went to shit we would need soldiers, builders, farmers etc. Food critics are useless snobby scum, we all have opinions about food how come you get paid for yours you food fag
Focaccia from Bari and surroundings
>>708947331
my boss who used to live in japan for nearly a decade in the 80s and ordered me some at a good sushi shop
he was expecting me to hate it but I actually enjoyed it
>>708948814
>>708948929
samefag
>>708948581
what't the thought process here?
>>708949004
not food critic, i review restaurants for the companies to check for compliance, ensure cleanliness, chicken not undercooked ect. not a vital role, but also can help to ensure higher standards of service, presentation ect. still MUCH better than a soldier,
>>708949012
Pizza > Focaccia
I've never had this, but I imagine it tastes good.
>>708948734
Choosing not to spend your money on status food =/= poor
>>708949205
Thanks for the (You) but you only gave me one, not two.
>>708939711
Everybody should try real pizza.
>>708948999
Wow, so cool. Burning smaller, weaker creatures bodies. I'm impressed
>>708948809
Kebab pizza. From the land that gave the world deep fried Mars bars and the previously posted Munchie boxes.
>>708941409
Where can you find this restaurant? Looks dank af.
>>708949232
its hardcore brah. like bbq on lava except with coals brah
>>708949367
>Thanks for the (You)
you fucking kids need to stop with this shit, it's fucking sickening.
>>708949489
want a beer from my yeti cooler brah
>>708949358
Fuck yeah man there's a little Scandinavian market in my neighborhood that makes sandwiches very much like this. They're delicious. Get one of those bitches and a cup of their pea and ham soup and nigga you're set. They have a bunch of good cheeses in there and shit, too. Might go in there for lunch tomorrow now.
>>708943852
Simple is lazy. Much overrated.
>>708940614
>>708942926
>>708943023
>>708945712
>>708945735
>>708945807
>>708946920
these niggas know what's up
>>708949404
agreed, food reviewer here, my best pizza in the world was a da michele in napoli.
>>708949421
>>708940614
Thats Panchetta in the center with the cheese poppers you shitlyfe pleb.
>>708949404
>lake of tomato sauce
>good cheese not evenly spread
>not fully cooked
Nigga u wot?
>>708949443
Pretty Much anywhere in the US.
>>708949581
hows the gulag treating you
>>708949648
u have no clue, even been to italy?
>>708949428
Yeah that's what I figured but where's the sauce and cheese?
Anyway, kebab pizza looks delicious. Wish we had it in America. Same with munchie boxes. I wonder if I got a loan to start up a little restaurant how many of those fucking things I could sell in Seattle.
>>708949314
I agree, but Focaccia is underrated af
Wish I had some
>>708949581
Jesus took that same meal and fed 10,000 people. If you don't believe its true then you are edgy, wear funny hats, and are a virgin
>>708946234
Shake Shack is so much better than In n Out
>>708949404
You mean this ?
>>708949532
Well I may "need" to stop, but I probably won't anyway. Stay buttflustered, faggot.
>>708941962
Actually, I'm going to kind of have to agree with this guy. Sure, there's some okay street food here and there, but I can cook better food than I can find in 99% of restaurants, and I don't even have any sort of official training.
But when I go to Las Vegas, and drop 1k on a meal with a few friends, that shit is outstanding.
>>708949637
no, it's chopped sausage dipshit.
>>708949596
Absolutely stunning
>>708949596
11/10 Pizza
>>708949561
Cool. Do you remember the name? Is there a comparable taste too it? I imagine it'd be good with a chowder or something.
>>708941525
>>708941835
>>708946693
>>708947331
>>708948300
>>708949370
>>708949404
>>708949596
The only dank in thread is here. I want to try this, throw the rest.
>>708949964
Haha what? European pizza looks like a mess. Total garbage. If a Little Caesars employee made a pizza that looked like that, they would be fired. Look at how bad the cheese is clumped
>>708949999
kek
>>708939711
I always think jersey mikes philly tastes kind of putrid like they use rotten peppers or something. maybe its just my local place.
>>708943123
9th jan, same as me
>>708949740
Yeah, never got pizza there though. Is it commonly baked that way?
>>708949741
Cheese is on the bottom, they probably held the sauce. Random flesh any way you-a-like.
Set up a stall near to a bar and watch the money roll in.
>>708949999
I think they just call them sandwiches kek. In Scandinavian countries they're called smørbrød but that is also literally just a sandwich. I bet a chowder would be good with one of those too though. The sandwich tastes like you'd expect, I think.
Also, fuckin checked.
>>708945624
nice.
>>708939711
jersey mike's is fucking garbage.
My grandmother's pesto soup.
>>708949774
How are the fries
>>708949596
Amerifat will never know how it feels to eat one of this every time you want, for just 3-4€
>>708949648
American detected. Let me explain:
>lake of tomato sauce
No, it's the right amount. The watery look is also because of buffalo mozzarella. You should try that once before forming an opinion on this.
>good cheese not evenly spread
It's not double/triple/quad/quint cheese. So?
>not fully cooked
Sir, what? It's perfectly cooked in a wood fired oven at 300 to 400 ºC for 1 to 3 minutes, you can tell from the borders. It's supposed to be like that, and that cheese will fill your nostrils with aroma without being roasted and ruining the creamy feeling.
tl;dr: You should try this.
>>708950233
Yup, it's the wood oven that do all the magic.
>>708950274
Yeah we have a great bar scene here, and as a bonus, people in this city smoke weed like it's their other fucking job. Not me personally (nothing against it, just not my thing) but it's legal and it's abundant. Munchie boxes would be in business for sure.
>>708950343
Ah. Here in America there's dozens of names for every sandwich. Just thought there might be a special name.
So like, what would I ask for? I'm going to Finland and am exited to try it.
>>708950274
* sauce at the top and they even went for salad too.
>>708943655
>>708949807
Pizza expert here.
> Cheap-looking crust
> Missing tomato sauce
> Unnecessary pepperoni
> Missing extra virgin olive oil
> Missing basil
>>708950074
Weak bait, nonetheless here's the (You) you wanted
>>708949774
No, not even close. Meet wad burgers, shit buns, soggy fries...
>>708950583
I've tried something like this. And it sucked. Maybe I need to try real Italian cooking before being a judgemental ass.
Wtf why is everyone talking about pizza?
>>708950113
looks better than >>708948656 sand nigger shit.
>>708950843
eating a pizza every day doesnt make you an expert
>>708950843
You're just a shitalian, fuck off.
>>708950780
I'm actually American too, bro, but I've self-taught a bit of Norwegian with Duolingo. And I just happen to like Scandi food. If I were you though, I'd just find a sandwich shop and ask what's good. Not sure how Finnish food compares to Norwegian or Swedish but I'm sure there are similarities.
How bout this
First trips decides best pizza.
>>708950995
Because food. Best food.
Fast food/American pizza is not dank, but original pizza is.
>>708942924
I don't like tomatoes either but mushrooms are good as fuck
>>708942430
That looks good
>>708951073
But living in the country that makes only top tier pizza, yes.
Go eat your fat pie pizza.
>>708951073
Agreed. Eating a new type of pizza at least once a week for 20 years, and cooking lots of hand-made pizza does, though.
>>708951081
Close, Spaniard. We eat proper food here as well.
>>708951215
>top tier kek
>>708951201
I didn't like tomatoes when I was growing up but I acquired the taste later. Have you ever tried to get over your dislike of them? If not, I'd encourage you to. I'm glad I did.
>>708951088
Thanks my dude. I've been looking for a source for quite a while.
late at night....
>>708943023
Ah hell yeah I fuckin love me some carne asada fries
>>708939711
this shit allows me to enjoy soggy bread.
>>708950877
eeeeeeh ehh look at this masterpiece. I'm intellectual. uguu i'm high information. I'm liberal. Other countries food is better even if it looks like crap. i love clumpy cheese. I'm liberal. I wear fluffy socks. Vote for globalists
>>708950930
This looks so American.
>>708949807
Supermarket frozen. I claim my prize.
>>708951293
No but I think I might give it try now I've tried tomatoes multiple times but could never get over the taste but I honestly haven't touched a tomato in a long time
>>708951255
The whole world eat proper food when compared to what Amerifats eat.
