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Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>708923271
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No oversexualised content
>discuss/insult
>chain lurk pics
>No RP/ERP, go be a faggot elsewhere
>Naps good idea
>Being an Elitist in the /waifu/ Community is like winning a gold medal in the special Olympics. You're still retarded.
>Most importantly, Remember to get enough sleep!
>>708934531
>Boatboatboat
I don't speak boat.
>>708934631
Sachi is a slutty maid.
My niece is watching Paw Patrol all day again today. My body is ready.
Claim
Claimu
My sadness very big.
You guys got too close and ended up hurting yourselves, isn't that cute?
god damn is this shit cancerous
kys
カラミチーマス
>Chen will bully me.
Who cares? We're all just people on the internet.
Yeah I'll stop.
clerm
>>708934794
Shizuru is a cute loli
Here
I claim exotic butters
>>708935040
You guys got so involved in an internet relationship and ended up hurting eachother
lmao
>>708935276
tfw not "here"
>>708935477
It's pretty autistic isn't it?
Ill get going home now, have a good day Chen.
>>708934794
I know you've spoken to at least one boat in thread!
>>708934928
What's the matter, Mikura?
>>708935477
It's happened to me before. Not on 4chan though
>>708934631
fuckin roommate has one of his bitches over.
2 more hours of this shit and i'm gonna kick his teeth in
>>708935799
Is just retarded that you guys are fighting.
I mean, you've been all this close the whole time
Emotions kill relationships.
Acting on them, does the same.
>>708936063
Internet relationships are too much pain.
>>708936265
>>708934631
oh and mandatory cc claim
>>708936265
Are they vapid airheaded fucks or are they just fucking?
dude, people taking things seriously lmao
>>708935477
>>708936324
It is very humiliating.
8 months spent on a meme.
Best type moon claimed.
>>708936265
>roommate
That's where you fucked up.
>>708936501
I'm too complex for your little mind, anon. Stop trying to mock me.
You're just being inane.
>>708936649
the more you act retarded, the less ironic it gets
>>708936402
she's a tease and he hates himself.
he knows she's a tease, so why the fuck does he keep her around.
captcha:
waste space
put of in the middle and you got what she is.
>>708936596
may move out start of next year
Silver Hand archers are so shitty, there aren't even silver arrows.
>>708936501
ID Heaven faggot
marry me?
>>708936904
are you read to take the next step towards the rest of your life, you little faggot?
>>708936588
You seem to be the bad guy in here, Ruri.
What happend? Wanna talk about it on Telegram?
I'll always be here for you.
But will you do the same for me, or will you end up lying to me, aswell?
Tell me, Ruri.
You always act mature.
What happend?
I'm here for you.
I'll never hurt you.
But will you end up hurting me, aswell?
Tell me, Ruri.
>>708937000
of course (・ω・)
>>708936783
Nah
Just unorigianal
>>708935596
Itd be a long journey to get where you are.
>>708937165
you know where I'm at?
>>708936324
They cause a lot of pain too
>>708937165
Hello again Courtney. Feeling any better?
>>708935183
What's up Sachi? <3
>>708936063
Boat boat boat.
Sure, but i've never played kancolle. I'm missing symptom #1 and the biggest indicator or heresy apart from being new.
>>708937516
No, I dont, sorry
>>708937623
Hey Alice. Kinda, I called out of work just to be safe
claimed
>>708937623
Yeah, probably does
>>708936588
Time well spent
>>708937951
Why guess it's a long journey? We could be minutes away!
>>708937967
Tough claim. I respect that
>>708937009
Hey Chen :3
>>708937850
I would say the ceiling but that would be unoriginal
You're not missing out on anything with kancolle all you do is grind for hours for boats and then become a heretic
>>708937623
pls change name
>>708937850
I don't think it's going to be a problem. Be not concerned for me!
>>708937951
That's probably for the best. If they'd asked why, you could have said "Because I came to work the other day :^)"
>>708938061
Trust me, it really does. For both sides
>>708938751
No >:(
non heretic reporting in
>>708936784
Fair enough. He needs a set of balls on him.
>>708938334
We could be! Where you from?
>>708938856
yuno cut me
>>708938856
mhm hi
>>708938988
?
Please Telegram squad stop being so butthurt
>>708938856
ayy nice claim
>>708938751
I'm aware. I'm not interested in playing boats.
You didn't really answer though, what are you up to?
>>708938835
Ok boat.
>>708939067
who is yuno?
>>708939086
hey there anon
>>708939128
thanks, same to you
>>708938856
Surely you jestin.
>>708939160
A Speedbump from Chinatown
>>708938835
Yeah. It sucks.
>>708938941
true that.
seems like they are quieting down now, i think they have been drinking but i'm not sure.
>>708939261
you know that you know who yuno is.
>>708938835
King of Heresy
>>708939156
Right now i'm playing super mario 64
>>708939329
Is there a better husbando?
>>708938984
all the way up there, in the colder lands of french canadia. What about you?
>>708939156
Kitty, you hurt me :(
>>708939529
I'm not a heretic!
I'm going to go kill myself now
>>708939261
thankds
>>708938835
Yeah. And besides, I need the rest. Probably wouldn't go in either way. They'd understand.
>>708939648
Manchester, New Hampshire. Its a very small and boring place
Back in it
> not jestin
> watching the matrix on cocaine
QOTT:
is there more nothingness than something,
or more something than nothingness?
>>708939635
I'd say Kira but he canically has a small dick.
So you have me beat there.
![Syndra [159].png](https://i.imgur.com/GXvLkcE.png "Syndra [159].png")
>>708939329
who this?
>>708939524
i havent got a clue
no more bully
>>708939878
no problem
>>708940129
nothingness is something
>>708940201
its no thing, it cant be some thing
>>708940195
is ok still love you bby
>>708939942
yeah that's not.. close : /
>>708940129
If atoms are 99.999999999999% empty space, wouldn't that mean there are more nothingness in something to begin with?
>>708940195
anytime bubby
>>708940480
You mean to say my penis is 99.9999% non existent..
>>708940129
The former, as nothing exists.
>>708940145
I mean Kira just has the looks,the rest is just trash
fuck im only drunk guys
Yuno is my only, i got put under pressure
no more drunk posting for me before i really emberass myself
>>708939511
You should go out there and push him on her if they have.
>>708939529
Well that's new and interesting. Any reason?
>>708939754
Oh fine i'll stop. But if you heresy to a boat, you'll never hear the end of it.
>>708940154
Go to sleep
>>708940008
You outta be jestin.
>>708940195
The Grand Couturier, who else?
>>708940602
He just wanted a quiet life.
>>708940480
this is a pretty accurate answer.
nothingness is everywhere, its natural to feel empty because you are.
>>708940599
questioning reality has only brought me two things:
pain
knowledge.
i'm not sure if that's good or bad.
>>708940837
i would but he's a sensitive drunk.
a tap on the shoulder brings him offence
>>708940849
BRB, getting shipfu :^)
Rurii pls respond babe
Nonon is here and claimed, how is everyone?
>>708940425
Not even remotely. But we can still keep in contact through here :D
![Syndra [345].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Zr0DLR3.jpg "Syndra [345].jpg")
>>708940849
I dont want to.
>>708941102
This guy is a cuck wtf Nui..
>>708939754
Heresy of autism
>>708940849
no real reason
started playing it last night because i was bored
might try to 100% it presuming that i don't quit after trying to do the 100 coins stars
>>708941435
Checkum ^-^
>>708941435
hi.
>>708941456
yeah :) Still, I met an internet friend from wisonsin IRL once, nothing's impossible
>>708941129
Oh, hes one on THOSE.
>>708941558
Being an autist isn't heresy
>>708941604
Check'd, you got nothing sorry. how've you been today Lulu?
>>708941706
Hey Ak-Me how have you been?
>>708941129
Hey CC, what's up?
>>708941927
P good I'm coked out watching the matrix. Hbu
>>708941823
yea. shame
>>708941927
questioning everything again.
wby?
>>708940598
I thought that was obvious even before knowing that :^)
>>708941129
Wouldn't that mean that finding a purpose is impossible if we are empty, no matter what?
>>708941435
How's it going, Anonon?
>>708941504
What are you talking about?
>>708942362
Yup >this ^-^
>>708941927
up to nothing special. Might be spouting out silly things right now.. What about you?
>>708942496
That version is a shit Nui
Not digging it
>Luluco
>>708941823
I'm getting better at the game ...
>>708940849
Hi Shizuru
and everyone else.
>Suika claimu
>>708942596
What the hell did you say you foolish brat!?
>>708941917
Do you have any evidence of that?
>>708942177
Just checked out your dubs, playing RuneScape, listening to CKY waiting on Ryuko to get home from work.
>>708942238
Not much just chilling mainly, what has you questioning? If you don't mind.
>>708942496
I see what you did there... NOICE! I'm doing good just waiting on Ryuko to get home.
>>708942563
Well on a nice nicht high right now (As me and Ryuko tend to be), playing RuneScape. Missing Pete.
>>708942615
>>708942362
finding purpose is impossible, you must create purpose.
lets take money as an example.
its paper and ink.
it pointless, it has no use,
but we have deluded ourselves and said "yes, this is called money, this can be used instead of trade"
and by doing so we have lied everyone.
there is no purpose, there is no meaning, only lies.
don't fall into depression due to learning this, fall into a state of comedic freedom.
everything is funny because its all lies.
people will be talking about pointless crap and you will be laughing at them for being deluded, for not seeing the obvious.
>>708942752
If that's the case, 90% of /b/ are heretics. Even those who have never had a wafu
>>708941706
Yeah, that's the spirit!
jej lmao
Is this how i meme?
![Syndra [271].png](https://i.imgur.com/X4sqDom.png "Syndra [271].png")
>>708942615
>>708943161
exacltly
>>708942615
Hi Suika. How're you?
>>708941558
Hmm, well have fun with that... Some stars seriously suck.
>>708942919
Yeah I like that guy. Funny how I thought differently of him when he claimed cc. Btw are you guys french? I remember a french ryuko
>>708943188
Still can't believe he flew all the way here for a music festival. It was amazing
>>708943057
>>708942615
>>708942919
im a philosopher, everything has me questioning, so i must question everything
>>708942739
I said school boy Nui
A SHIT
>>708942919
Sounds like a good time buddy you guys chilling over the weekend?
NERF THIS !
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FyLxwpQWfMk
>>708943603
Yooooouuuuuuuki
<3
>>708943721
>that picture
YOU MAY!
Steve Austin claimed
>>708942523
kek
>>708943156
That sounds like Absurdism. Do you embrace this knowledge?
>>708943784
That picture
> I will c:
>>708943476
Me and Ryuko (uses MyToy as a tag) are american, although speak german. He's only ever Claimed Ryuko, except a couple of days of go when him and another Ryuko had a fight and he felt disgraced and claimed Satsuki for 2 days.
>>708943581
do you question, why Wal-Mart doesn't have its employees cover hard rock albums?
>>708943638
We plan on tomorrow, chances are I'll be posting from my phone during that time.
>>708942615
It does take some getting used to but it is a pretty well balanced game.
>>708942238
It would be good to fix that though.
>>708944029
W E W THIS IS HOT!!!
>>708942919
Ah, well glad you're doing well, any plans for later?
>>708943638
That's nonsense, I highly disagree with that statement, and at least he's more interesting than Luluco's boyfriend who i may remind you, got blacked.
>>708944047
yeah I know you guys are close. You should let him know that ryuko is worth fighting for :) even if satsuki also a cutie
>>708944143
I like this art
QOTT:Why even live tbh fams?
>>708936063
Melancholy. I added you on bnet.
>>708943931
no, because that implies the universe is chaotic.
there is no such thing as chaos as everything can be a pattern, it just needs to be repeated.
>>708944047
yes, but i came to the conclusion that they wouldn't sell.
>>708944143
its kinda hard when he's more stubborn than a rock.
he just will not change his ways
>>708944615
To get drunk
>>708943476
Do you know who was playing?
>>708944586
>
>>708944615
please let me know if you find out
>>708944047
>He's only ever Claimed Ryuko, except a couple of days of go when him and another Ryuko had a fight and he felt disgraced and claimed Satsuki for 2 days.
When the fuck was this? any details so i can find it in the archive?
>>708944047
Whatchal going to do?
>>708944282
Wew lad agreed
>>708944395
KEK
More like Gowers Ring of protection
>>708944667
Hmmm
I don't have a request, did you get the numbers right?
>Ubedead#1428
>>708944778
>>708944615
don't ask questions you want want the answer to.
>>708944916
I copy pasted it, perhaps I have to switch to NA just to add you.
>>708944771
It was a heavy metal festival. We saw Anthrax, Lamb of God, Sum 41, Limp Bizkit, Bring me the Horizon.. and so much more! best time of the year tbh, on top of camping together with some friends for a few days
>>708944877
D-do we keep going?
>>708945035
Possibly. If that's the case, I wouldn't worry about it
>>708944395
Tomorrow we are picking up the Ryuko Plushie and Maybe the senkets backpack he wants.
>>708944583
Yeah I'll tell him that.
>>708944669
I think a song like "Shoppers from Hell (Cowboys from Hell)" or OnIsle3 (Battery) , or even just not hard rock what if they covered Lulonilum by Streetlight Manifesto?
>>708944877
77 dubs again noice! Probably going to pick up more Drops, the Plushie and the Backpack he wants.
>>708944863
Couple of nights ago, it was some intense shit. And it was in the Waifu thread so check the previous ones if they are up still.
>>708944919
>>708945088
>Sum 41
I am extremely jealous.
>>708944669
My dad was stibborn. Still is. He was against my brother getting a ferret. Yet 2 months after getting said ferret, he was playing with the ferret more than my brother. Sometimes they just need the right nudge at the right time.
>>708945088
>Limp Bizkit
>Bring Me The Horizon
>Heavy Metal
Triggered. Triggered hard.
>>708942615
Oh, and before I forget
Could I get a translation on this pic?
>>708945228
What?
>>708944688
Eh
>>708944815
Will do
>>708944938
Please tell me
>>708945342
Nothing, I am just posting gifs/pics of smoking people.
>>708944669
But absurdism is a philosophy that states that the efforts of humanity to find meaning will fail.
But I'm tired, maybe I'm just not making sense
>>708944815
i found a reason for you
>>708944877
I don't understand the reference.
>>708945177
Oh, a Ryuko plushie? that sounds nice!
I recently ordered a special plush of a character from Kirby Super Star.
And what did the other Ryuko anon do to cause this?
>>708944586
hey
been a while
how you doing?
>>708945088
>Sum 41
>Limp Bizkit
You are a very lucky fellow
わいふです。
Hi everyone
Watching first ep of that magika madoka shit...
>tfw no waifu
>>708945177
any plans for the weekend? even if we're halfway through..
>>708945271
they were soo god. They have some great new material, on top of playing classic tracks
>>708945338
in a good way.. right?
>>708945645
can't believe I forgot about that reason ;_;
>>708945772
It was great! Have you ever been to any similar show?
>>708945731
Doin alright. Putting in too much overtime, getting hit on by underaged chicks in discord and watching some fucked up anime with my whiskey.
was away for a bit. Hello all back. Makoto, join Diplomacy.
>>708945970
Why not?
>>708945451
to reproduce and die.
ensure the survival of our species.
but we are over populated rn so fuck it, dont have children.
its probably the 2nd best thing you could do for our species.
the first being kill others in our species to prevent them from reproducing
>>708946042
Not even overpopulated yet. This planet could hold a few billion more fine just fine.
