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>Temples
>Sidescroller
>I am Error
>>708915187
Zelda II
>>708915267
Ding ding ding, You are winner
>Desert Rangers
>Desert
>Game is old as hell
>Rpg
>Post apocalypse
>v8
>20,000 rpms
> i am Fernando
>>708915493
fallout
>Total disappointment
>Buyers remorse
>>708916241
no memes sky
>>708915493
wasteland 1
>>708916165
git gud faggot
>niggers
>pidgeons
>ww1
>>708916268
nice, would've accepted fallout 4 as well
>>708916358
Battlefield Hardline
:^)
>>708916358
battlefield 1?
>le ebin memez tier dialogue
>farm and loot fest
>first game of the series is best
>>708916554
HoarderLands
>>708916554
borderlands?
>>708916666
CHECKED
>>708916666
correct
nice repeating numbers btw
>guns
>cyborg monkey
>ayy lmaoliens
>gingerbread man
>clusterfuck
>chimps fight in a cage for street cred
>Play as actual rappers chimping out
>not 50 cent game
>defend humanity from destruction
>thinmints
>ayy lmaos
Guantanamo bay suites
Jumping in holes and shit
>your dad is a prick with a huge ego that doesn't appreciate your work
>the rest of the world loves him
>you work for people but they usually aren't satisfied
>>708916825
Red Faction?
>>708917043
Overwatch you nigg
>>708917043
No, release was around this time though
>>708916825
The Nutshack
>>708916970
Real life
>a game dedicated to /g/
>was absolute shit
>"well do better this time guis"
>play as a nigger now
srsly wtf
>>708917043
>>708917162
One final hint.
>time travel
>GET
>OVER
>HERE
>x10
>>708917162
but is it?
> Heart attack
> Heart attack
> Heart attack
> Aliens
> Flying kabuto
> Papa Mario's abandoned child
posting this because noone guessed in the last thread
>you battle your pieces of paper against enemy
>whoever spends more money, wins
>shaman is cancer
>>708917216
OH FUCK TIME SPLITTERS I LOVE THAT GAME
>boss is a human slinky
>"The Memes..."
>>708916826
DefJam
>>708917283
>>708917283
bingo mah nigga
>>708917226
Mortal Kombat X
>>708915758
F1 2013
>>708917226
Skull girls
>>708917259
That one shitty cod ripoff made on the 3ds
I think it was like ironfall or something
>>708917326
i wanna be the boshy?
>>708917433
good jub
>>708917442
close enough
>>708917440
no. biggest hint is 20,000 rpms, and it was his second championship win in that year.
>mario kart
>slightly faster than 80kph
>>708917339
correct
>>708916519
correct
>>708917480
No you fucking retard.
You get a participation medal though.
>arrows
>body parts
>protagonist under 5'
>fights
>>708917751
Sigh. Skyrim. You guys are bad at this.
>>708916970
fall out 3?
>>708915187
roll
>asshole kidnaps your gf burns down your home and kills you
>jumping
>>708917813
what is Crysis 3.
get guud.
>>708915187
A frog
>>708917862
Pretty far off
As a tip it's a sequel and it's a pretty bizarre experience
>>708917939
conkers bad fur day?
>>708915187
>monsters and whores
>>708918031
nope
>gotta find and kill yourself
>lots of vodka
>ak´s for lefties
>bandits
>glory to the monolith
>fields of green.
>there is never enough.
>main bad guy never dies
>based off historical events
>have to protect america and fight off psychological stress
>luckily your skin is actually thicker than a regular humans
>>708918118
stalker
>never trust clowns
>>708918043
duke nukem 3D?
>>708918167
thick skin? hotline miami 2?
>>708918207
right you are
>>708917532
>>708917326
Nope here's another hint
>"Oh, and their left hands if you would."
>>708917326
Metal Gear Rising Revengeance
>>708918315
>RULES OF NATURE!
>>708918235
No fucking shit
>>708918225
that would be ayylmao and whoers
>>708917259
isn't it this anime novel with retarded girls? forgot the name but a few years ago it was all over weebchan
>you ask for petitions
>you are a badass
>you can piss on people
>you use cats as silencers
>consume drugs
>blow someones head off with a teddy bear
>from a mile away
>>708918408
katawa shoujo? is that what you mean
>>708918352
>>708917326
Got it.
>>708918456
Postal
>>708918456
that one game
why cant i remember the name
fuck
i know what it is though
fuckfuckfuck
>>708918530
yeah that one
>>708918474
fall out fou4
>13 solid years of scripting-based autism
>still fun as of today
>>708918586
serious sam or something like that
>>708918648
correct!
>>708918574
right
>>708917569
another hint, toro rosso made their debut in this game.
>The enemy has our SHAZBOT!
>>708917280
So easy, it's hearthstone!
>hot gril
>vr00m
>>708917259
Darkest dungeon
>>708918129
ET for Atari2600
>>708915187
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!boom
>>708916423
fallout 4 isn't a disappointment
>>708918817
nope
>install mod
>crash
>Aliens
>Tubes
>Giant brains
Nfg cnt grntxt
>your best friend is in jail
>god fucking damnit,where are my pants?
>>708918962
Cities: Skylines
>>708918875
You're right
If you were expecting anything from Bethesda at that point, you're a dumbass
>die
>have to participate in a game to come back to life
>emo protagonist
>>708915187
Fez
>>708918696
are you memeing?
>mostly tl;dr and NOPE to the point that it's hardly a game
>the lore is decent for its kind, but compared to other games that aren't, it's weak
>>708919111
checkd
check back please
>Drive backwards at 10,000,000 mph +
>competitors don't even
>what is collision?
>pat head
>pat head
>pat head
>now it isn't rape
>>708915187
No. Shaggy thread.
>girl is the key to saving humanity
>games end on a lie
>come to town
>shoot someone
>talk to merchant
>accept quest, go fuck shit instead
>>708919181
Big rigs
>>708919171
o shit waddup
>>708919181
[spoiler]You're winner[/spoiler]
>>708919284
bulls eye, still waiting on the goty
>>708919181
yur winner
>>708919333
checked, kek'd and correct
>>708919405
>crashland
>rich and famous
>tribe
>pick one
>>708919504
>2 number 9s
>a number 9 large
>a number 6 with extra dip
>a number 7
>two number 45s,one with cheese
>and a large soda.
>>708919609
>dig
>conveyor belt
>factory
>science
>repeat
>>708919614
San andreas
>>708919614
fuck you cj
>>708919614
Gta sa
>>708917259
What is Katawa Shoujo for 200, Alex?
>>708919258
Re4
>>708919614
>Space
>Homosexuality
>And that is
>>708919799
>>708919814
>>708919749
yall 3 rite
>>708919906
Mass effect
>2d minecraft
>but good
>>708919906
wolfenstein 3d
>>708919906
Dundertale
>>708919253
Last of us
>>708919957
terraria
Fight a reptilian army to avoid starvation
>>708919999
checkd
>>708919523
Far Cry
>>708919957
>implying terraria is good
>>708919957
But theres fucking requirements on what consists as a house
>>708920025
correct
>>708919946
>>708919978
>>708919993
Another hint
>Moustaches
>There is no Cow Level
>>708920069
I knew someone would say this, but no sadly.
>>708916959
Uncharted 4
>>708916950
Xcom
>Fight a bitch to get your bitch back
>You end up killing your bitch anyways
Good luck faggots
>Overwatch
>>708919729
factario or whatever its called
>>708916970
>>708918030
Okay last tip
You roll shit up
>>708917259
Kira Yoshikage?
>>708919906
SR4 :^D
>>708920291
Darkness?
>>708920158
diablo 2
>>708917206
Dedicated to /g/? I'm only assuming Mafia 3 because nigger
>>708918677
tf2
>>708920377
Winrar
>>708920307
Yeah great job!
>>708920367
Nah
>Semen demon kidnaps your bro and his girl
>You and your other bro go after her
>Hard as balls
>>708920417
nah fam
>GosT worked on the soundtrack of the first game
>>708920418
Nope.
>katanas
>guns
>animation canceling
>korean multiplayer game
>canceled
>>708920529
>kill friend's girl
>friend goes full demon
>didn't really kill friend's girl
>friend kills himself
>demon gets summoned, kill demon
>wtf was this game
not even sure anyone will get this because the story is so vague in the game
>>708915187
Post apocolyptic (ish)
Guy looks for bros killer
>>708915187
Nigga u mad
>shark gun
>3 characters
>one of them was a robot
>early 2000's
>Companions last name is Gravy
>Is a nigger
>Another settlement meeds our help
>Buyers Remorse
>Still an ok game
>>708916423
But I don't regret buying fallout 4. I regret PLAYING it.
>>708920700
fallout 4. It was a great fps but a terrible fallout game. No choice what so ever
>cross-console series
>only a few have sequels
>>708920700
Fallout bore
>>708918741
F1 2006
>>708920700
The point is not to make it very obvious you fucking imbecile
Fallout 4 btw
>>708917259
Killer Is Dead
>hat simulator
>versus robots
>large trade community/economy
>2
>Be a coon
>Fat guy and smart guy who stays in shell are best friends
>Thieves
>First and Second games best
>Attracted to foxy lady cop
>Remastered for PS4
>Last game is traveling through time in shit
>My childhood
>>708920817
Either SMT or DoD
>>708920863
teem fortress double
>>708917799
Smash 4 Little Mac mains.
>>708920863
That overwatch clone game
>fireball to the face
>is someone there?
>>708918806
Nfs
>>708920909
Sly cooper
>>708921080
skyrim
>>708921080
Skrim
>sidescroll
>kill a bunch of fucked up bugs
>badass soundtrack
>Egypt level
>vaguely comical title
>>708921136
>>708921165
Correct
>>708916950
Destroy All Humans 2
>>708920922
nope and nope, heres another hint
>for weebs
>Simulation
>Survival
>Randomly generated
>Fantasy setting
>Comfy music
>>708921113
Yee boi
That game was my shit when I was like 12
>>708916970
Katamari?
>>708921280
>implying SMT and DoD aren't weeb games
>Candy Crush
>But With Hentai
>>708921322
Fucking finally
>>708920314
Too easy now
Katamari damacyyyy
>>708921401
never heard of either of them
>two number 9s
>a number 9 large
>a number 6 with extra dip
>a number 7
> two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.
>>708921467
Huni Pop
>>708915187
>Brothers have to save some chick.
>Get caught in alternate reality.
>Kills everything in sight.
>>708920490
Double dragon
>>708921467
Jap smash
>>708921291
Either Cancercraft or Reign of Kings.
>>708921467
huniepop
>>708919614
follow the damn train simulator
>>708916825
Time splitters
>>708921547
Win.rar
>>708917569
F1 2006
>>708921503
Really never heard of Shin Megami Tensei or Drakengard/NieR?
>>708921650
tis correct
>touch certain objects and teleport somewhere else
>touch anything else and it's over
>wtf graphics and sound
>>708921595
Nope
>MMO
>Queue up to go with randos
>30 min. later join game
>player has declined
>wait 20 more minutes
>get in game
>healer goes AFK
>Tank runs off and pulls half the dungeon
>start spamming attacks
>its too late
>Tank goes to chat
>"Holy shit you guys fucking suck oh my god, you should just stop playing"
>Tank leaves
>Healer comes back
>Sorry guys, was talking to my girlfriend
>(we all know he's lying)
>Queue up again
>everyone gets tired of waiting and leaves
>Have to re-queue again
>repeat
>>708915187
Skyrim 5: The Elder Scroll
>Mfw bought a car for my lazy son
>Mfw he doesn't pay the bills for it
>Mfw nigger repos it
>Mfw I almost kill nigger
>Mfw I get nigger fired
>Mfw
>>708921689
shin megami tensei sounds familliar but no
>>708920291
far cry 3 duh
>>708916554
Haven't played the first Borderlands, why's it the best?
>>708920552
fuckin
gunz
fuck that game
> twins
> brother is ghost and has powers
> fight demons
> emotions and stuff
>>708921907
Because nerds love to claim that the original is always better, no matter what.
>>708921907
Scaling is better
Dialogue isn't as irritating
Best atmosphere
>>708915187
Binding of issaac
>Waifu is kill
>Kill waifu killer
>Or not
>2 endings
>Betrayed
>Daughter is queen
>>708921907
Its only really the best if its the first one you played because it was something innovative at the time, it does have the beat atmosphere though. And the best dlc.
>>708919902
Up N comer in space military
Kill robots
See some shit
Get sick new ride and crew of lackeys you may or may not engage in coitus with
>>708921829
WoW
>go back to kensuckey farmboy
>hey look a lesbian
>mass amounts of theft
>do a kickflip and i'll give ya $40
>>708919253
Last of us
>>708922328
FUCKIN THAW YOU HAD ME AT KENSUCKEY
>Dragons?
>no dragons.
>Gods?
>no gods.
>Jew snakes?
>Jew snakes.
>>708922309
Mass effect
>>708922309
mass effect
>>708921981
Fear 4 or whatever the fuck
tetris
>>708922414
winrar
>Hip hop
>Wall ball on meth
>>708922419
Dark Souls?
>Gods you've never heard of before
>Play as them
>MOBA
>More educational than a World Religions class
>>708921981
Double Dragon?
>Uncle is kill
>Search Mansion
>Eldritch Horrors
>Story is literally bad end encarnate
>Brother Luther gets stomped twice, and head explodes
>This isn't happening
>Save the world
>Save the world
>Okay this time you actually really did save the world..
>Maybe not, no sequel.
>also rats eating eyes.
>>708922526
Smite
>>708922526
Smit
>>708921981
Beyond two souls.
>>708922474
Pizza!
>>708922526
Smhite
>>708922328
Tony Hawk: American Wasteland
>>708921559
Super Mario Brothers
>>708921981
F3AR
>>708922501
Correct.
>Put on masks
>Kill mobsters
>Throwing guns is as good as shooting them
>7 rows of cards
>have to arrange them in descending order
>the catch is you have to alternate between red and black
>goal is to match all the cards
>>708922561
Darkest dungeon
>Fight against an evil army
>You have an army that's equal to their's
>Corner their leader and they all give up
mafia 3 with dlc
>first game literally defines its entire genre
>second game sucks
>third game is possibly better than all of the games
>>708922674
Ding ding ding ding! We have a winner!
>>708922425
>>708922431
Weeners
Next one: lil bit tougher
Airship
Cats
Not final fantasy
>>708922754
Fire Emblem
>>708922751
Solitare ezez
>Abusive childhood
>Lots of shit
>>708922813
Nope. Here's a hint
>Move one unit at a time
>>708917644
>>708918783
>>708918995
>>708918998
>>708919064
>>708919167
>>708919190
>>708920625
>>708920697
>>708921182
>>708921559
>>708921750
>>708921882
>>708922200
moment of silence for the no response posts
>>708922784
Legend of zelda
>>708922750
do you like hurting other people simulator
>>708922853
Binding of Isaac
>>708921182
Someone had better fucking get this
Also the bugs fly and you fly
>>708917259
Darkest Dungeon>>708917939
>>708922903
Winner
>>708922872
CIV
>>708922754
Chess
>>708923016
Bingo!
>>708918848
Serious sam
>>708920817
>theyre all jrpgs
>>708922753
Nope. Try again. You have two strikes remaining.
>troll newfags
>be anonymoose
>???????
>profit
>select all squares with street signs
>>708920819
yes!
>>708922890
Nope
>be pissy lil man
>hate family, spend game killing them
>(screams)
>>708923031
Yee
>>708922886
Link to the Past being the best is debatable, bottom line, you're wrong.
