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Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>708888315
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No oversexualised content
>discuss/insult
>chain lurk pics
>No RP/ERP, go be a faggot elsewhere
>Naps good idea
>Being an Elitist in the /waifu/ Community is like winning a gold medal in the special Olympics. You're still retarded.
>Most importantly, Remember to get enough sleep!
last chance
Get in a line if you want to get FUCKED IN THE ASS
>>708894496
G
>>708894433
Raughed tbh
>>708894731
Smoking is bad for you and so is coffee
>>708894747
Tomoko
A
Shit
>>708894796
I want your butt
>>708894864
Grill Pete is pretty damn cute
>>708894868
Hello Mask
>>708894796
Do you happen to have the non sandwich version for scientific research purposes
>>708894916 tomo
Ah drink more water m8
>>708894963 pete
How's it goin'
>>708895127
Ceiling
>>708894864(Pete)
Glad to hear it, you up to anything today?
>>708894868(Tali)
Any reason why you're up early?
>>708895127
Hey there!
>>708894975
what if i don't
>>708895127
ceiling
>>708895127
Hello fine dutch boy
what is up?
Claimu!
>>708895127
For what?
>>708895198
How are you today, Ryuko?
still here - tomokomoko
>>708895127
HEYO!!!
>>708895185
I can do what I want
>>708895188
It is not going anywhere. But fine.
>>708895212
Nope. Just sitting at the cafe.
>>708895188
Yeah, what I'm doing. Too bad it doesn't work instantly.
>>708895219
Then i cry :(
Cirno claimu
I see... so, Mi Liu is the 'codename' for some mysterious shitposter we have yet to determine the Identity of?
Well, let's get on it Anomanuse!!
>>708894864
Why don't you actually claim 63Pete, then?
Like, if you're interested in this thread and stuff, why not? Or are you literally here only to shitpost?
Claim
eminem influences kendrick but I hope it doesn't show up in the next album cuz eminem is awful :(
>>708895278
You're waifu a slut
can i fuck her in the ass while you're railing me, senpai?
>>708895328
klonata so cute
>>708895056
mandatory uta claim
>>708894994
heh, stop describing my life.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FG2VSmou5Ss
>>708895287
I am here for the peeps. Not to shitpost. I am in the process of finding a proper waifu.
>>708894053
>>708895305
I'm not doing too bad. Just trying to get something set up, sorry for late reply
>>708894187
I can't stand sleeping. People keep trying to make me do it though :(
>>708895328
Pool, drank.
Headshot, drank.
Sit down, drank.
Stand up, drank.
Pass out, drank.
Wake up, drank.
Faded, drank.
Faded, drank.
>>708895185
Did you draw that?
>>708895212
Work trip to LA for "training/team building"
>>708895278
True but it does work eventually...
>>708895268
Lazy day? Man its been a while since i had one
>>708895328
>best rapper
>awful
>>708895305
Hello toyo
>>708895212
morning
arent you up early for a saturday?
>>708895265
i was thinking about leaving thread because i cant get a single reasonable reply
seems like more normal people are on
>>708895268
hey pete
>>708895328
listen to eminems first EP, it is fucking great
>>708895409
aliceu~
pls change name
>>708895443
Hello tsun
-tali
>>708895401
Oh, ok.
How much anime have you seen so far?
>>708895434
Well it is always good to have one.
>>708895443
hoy hoy.
>normal people
Yeah I think I am one of them.
>>708895383
you're cute too _____
>>708895185
I want your cock ;-;
>>708895429
TPAB > UU > GKMC > .80 :)
>>708895434
white is not right
>>708895443
what is it called? ive listened to his old albums
>>708895555
>>708895429
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zt0hLBF0rN8
>>708894632
So are you!
>>708894649
Probably.
>>708894796
Uh, no. Thicc and flat chest don't quite mix.
>>708894868
I'm not the only anon with an eyepatch waifu here.
>>708895434
Of course, of course. I also wish I had a joint or something.
That stuff works fucking wonders on hangovers in general.
If this doesn't start clearing up soon I'll have to resort to my hangover esuna.
5hour Energy and Gatorade. Cucumber flavor, of course.
>>708895559
g-g-g-g-g-g-g--g-g-g-g!!!!!
WHY?!?!?!!?!
fuck....
well...
>>708895555
Nice quads, Kona-chan...
![Syndra [353].png](/image/image-404.png "Syndra [353].png")
>>708895666
>>708895540
Some people may not like this kind of collection, but about 100-150.
>>708895555
I like those numbers. Here is a fact for ya.
>
>>708895666
upside down 9s
>>708895594
I like this song. Those synths are so deep.
>>708895663
one away. Good try.
>>708895400
Are you doing the same? Oh, what a coincidence
How have you been? Still traveling?
>>708895116
Choking*
>>708895193
I think I am a normalfag, too
I live with 3 other people and we can coexist easly
>>708895535
hey mask
how have you been?
>>708895546
not really
atleast you arent annoying
>>708895555
the slim shady ep
>>708895741
Will you coexist with me at our wedding?
So we have a Chen, Ran, and Yukari claimer. But they all seem to post at different times.
*zips up tin foil hat*
>>708895767
I can take on a more annoying personality if you want. :^)
>>708895268
Sounds relaxing.
>>708895434
Boy does that sound like the opposite of fun.
>>708895443
A little, woke up before my alarm and couldn't fall back asleep. I'm excited for today's day if boardgames
>>708895656
ah, kool.
I have um...
182 items completed
>109 TV
>29 OVA
>19 Movie
>20 Special
for a total of 2145 episodes (including current watchign and stuff)
>>708895851
Yukari a bets.
>dips zick
>>708895559
>>708895623
thanks x2 :o o:
>>708895656
now I know!
>>708895767
okie dokie
>>708895851
I'm lurking fam
>>708895546
Yeah as long as they dont start to string together. That usually means your about to be fired..
>>708895555
Once you go black we dont want you back
>>708895598
Oh yeah 420 blaziken
>>708895767
Pretty good finally paying my delinquent bills one at a time
>>708895928
Agreed but there is apparently a team of asian women in the LA office
>>708895707
i prefer m.a.a.d city
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2Dtq5xqGrc
>>708895741
you know i try and get high whenever i can man.
i been good.
im home now, u eatin well?
Claiming best girl
You guys tried Civ 6 yet?
>>708896003
The 808 is used well, a breath of fresh air in this genre.
>>708895849
I won't marry anyone
>>708895851
Me and Ran are almost always in the same time
Plus that I don't come here that often anymore, so neither I care.
>>708896003
Yeah, I mean
I just ate two pizzas slices earlier before going to sleep
Girls like to feed me
I bet you would, aswell
Chaika!
Good waifu!
Claim!
>>708895434
Hello. How are you?
>>708895964
posting != lurking
XDddddddd lmao, trie hardur, famalamadingdong
IT'S AN CONSPIRACY!!
>>708896081
But she not girl
>>708896135
could i get a hug instead then?
>>708895964
Ah ok. Just thought it was kinda funny that I don't see you three at the same time.
>>708896002
Haven't smoked in a while, kinda glad but kinda like "man I wanna smoke some fucking weed."
I know I'll get lit off a joint now since it's been about a week or two since I've smoked anything, and two months since I've smoked regularly. Tolerance is way down.
>>708896135
Right on.
>>708895928
It is. Well except that whole album of goreshit I am listening to, everything else is relaxing.
>>708895933
Oh so I am not that weak of a weeb. Good to know.
>>708895961
:^)
>>708896002
yee.
>>708896146
>
Birbster claimster
>>708896207
I don't think Megu should be "Meme Girl"
Megu is pretty good.
Chuuni's are always the best
>>708896153
Cant complain. Your waifu is a cute
>>708896214
Yeah ive only smoked once with my brother tbqhwyf
>>708896238
Im just doing it for that sweet overtime pay
>>708896304
But Megumin IS a meme girl.
>EXPLOSION
>>708896238
:^o
>>708896275
*quack*
>>708896304
she was a super meme though
Tomoko is finally popular!
>>708895888
yea but thats it
a persona
i know deep down you are a sweetiepeetie
>>708895928
why do you set an alarm for saturday?
also what kind of boardgames? DnD?
>>708895961
i really like it atleast
tell me what you think
>>708896002
about time, still got the same job you got recently?
>>708896275
Best Rammus support.
>>708896211
I only hug people I care about
Or high girls that I will kiss afterwards
>>708896214
Nerd
Stop making shitty theories
Ran aslo plays a lot of games
>>708896369
oh, wait, you mean an ACTUAL meme, not just a character whose status as a waifu is meme-worthy?
>>708896382
*Croak*
>>708896394
It's an innovation unique to me!
>>708896394
I got nexus to work, and figured out side chaining in massive. GAME OVER.
Gonna go read some Watamote
>>708896214
Oh
>>708895443
Oh, that's a shame, maybe it's just the timing, best arrive when the shitposters sleep.
>>708895532
Shiro!
>>708896146
Eyebrows
>>708896126
its a shame he cant make an album without sex appeal.
>>708896135
good think your eating. don't want you dying on me.
those girls can back off cuz i got some treats for you.
you my man, dont forget that.
>>708896365
I cannot get that shit. I need to switch with another bartender after some time. So not extra cash for me.
>>708896382
(._. )
( ._.)
>>708896391
I am a kind man, that is true.
>>708896432
Hug me. I am a high grill
>
>>708896518
I thought she was holding a gun to her head, not an umbrella handle.
Should shop that for a sarcastic KMS image
>>708896365
I honestly hate that it is illegal in most of the states. Oh well. Will probably be legal within the year.
>>708896432
Nerd. I will do as I please. And I will still find it funny that you guys don't always post at the same time. Double nerd. TRIPLE NERD.
>>708896469
Kinda. More or less her character is meme-y. Same as Chaika or Umaru. I mean, you don't see a lot of Aqua stuff.
>>708896518
Chapter 105 was just released on the 20th. Enjoy!
>>708896585
Hahaha, neither can 360 degree contract labels.
>>708896588
why is your waifu crying? ;o;
>>708896493
*moo*
>>708896560
Wonderful!
How're you doing this fine Saturday?
![You [235].png](https://i.imgur.com/Py9xjuf.png "You [235].png")
o/
>>708896493
That's why you're the best. You're the only one playing it.
>>708896499
Sick. Feel free to mixtape.moe me some of your work, even if it's just tiny clips or something.
>>708896730
I think because some people don't like him here.
>
>>708896391
Yes because cali is a bureaucratic hell
>>708896390
>lewd
>>708896588
Only reason im getting it is because the training is voluntary
>>708896643
Itll be like cigarettes here soon
>>708896742
morning shiro
>>708896694
true dat.
>>708896864
Maybe. Probably regulated like alcohol tho. Gotta be 21, no smoking and driving, bleh bleh bleh.
>>708896391
I set an alarm so I don't throw off my sleeping schedule, but mostly so I don't sleep through game day. Usually it would be DnD but an expansion to one of the groups collective favorite games came out a couple days ago so we're going to play the shit out of that.
>>708896788
Yeah, if I have something worth sharing.
Might post in /prod/ too.
>>708896585
I'm still waiting that lit tattoo
>>708896588
You're not
>>708896643
Shut the fuck up.
>smokes 1g
>gets lit off
Fucking hilarious
What a nerd
Maybe you should've smoked only 0.5 since 1 is too much for you
behehehhehehehhe
>>708896965
Its hard to prove when someone is high though..
Like they'll test positive even if they smoked yeaterday
-tali
After 12 hours, finally out from work.. How is everyone?
>>708897087
Hello succy chan
>>708897008
and i'm still waiting for you to be in my arms.
>what im listening to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZyDcktys9EU
>>708897071
10 days for saliva. After 15-20 for blood tests.
>>708896560
meh kinda hard since euro day threads are always dead
anyhow, sorry about last night, same shit different day
>>708896588
you are a faggot but i can forgive
>>708896763
did i miss your internet getting fixed?
>>708896864
huh
what does that have to do with it?
>>708896974
that makes sense
how long is your game day though?
alright sounds good, what game?
>>708897087
thats a long day
im pretty good although i slept a bit short
how are you?
>>708896643
>Kinda. More or less her character is meme-y
Ah ok.
>I mean, you don't see a lot of Aqua stuff.
I thought that's just b/c Aqua is annoying.
I mean, tbh, she's not BAD, but she's /questionably/ good.
>Same as Chaika or Umaru
I still gotta finish Umaru-chan... It's actually annoying...
I would qualify Umaru as actually below-average tier.
(can update if desired once I actually finish the series, whenever that'll be. ATM, I'm doing Ergo Proxy)
>>708897165
Once i get my cali license. I can get a job as an electrician again. But the dmv wouldnt give it to me because my full name is 1 letter to long to fit on the social security card. So to them it "doesnt match"
~tali
>>708897008
1g?
Pff. That used to be my wake and bake. Calm down nerd.
>>708897071
True, I'm sure they will try tho.
>>708897192
Aqua is shit.
Umaru is shit.
>>708896864
oooooooooooh. ok
>>708897008
I am. Please love me...
>>708897165
wow what is with the rood. Next time I will see you in voice, I will read you a sonic fanfic for this.
>>708897316
first
Nice feet
>>708897165
We usually play for 4 to 6 hours, depending on the energy of the group. The game is "Betrayal at House on the Hill"
>>708897087
hi there
>>708896865
Guten morgen.
How'd you sleep?
>>708895056
>>708895127
>>708895168
>>708895185
>>708895188
>>708895198
>>708895212
>>708895219
>>708895265
GAY IS NOT OK
>>708896742
I'm doing somewhat decent, how about yourself? up to anything?
>>708897165
Oh, you mean your internet went to shit?
>>708896763
ayase
>>708895527
Better?
>>708897397
You are not ok.
>>708897316
worst feet.
![You [325].png](https://i.imgur.com/x5BxFJF.png "You [325].png")
>>708897165
ye
>>708897432
no
>>708897446
who's sacho?
@708897397
Ok
>>708897299
I love ya pete. You like a little adorable doofus.
>>708897285
Trying and doing are 2 different things though
>>708897285
>Aqua is shit
I don't wanna go THAT far. After the next season, I'll make my judgment on her. She's in the Purgatory range atm.
I think she's cute, and she's actually caring, but she can also be annoying as fuck sometimes.
I'm willing to give her a chance, though.
>Umaru is shit
I was trying to be nice. I doubt she'll be any better when I DO finish watching. I could agree with this.
>>708897397
Shut up, i know very well you want my dick.
>>708897087
Hey there Magma Cute
>>708897499
I'm leaving now
>>708897392
pretty well. and I got to wake up early on my own so that's fun. How did it go for you?
>>708897462
>worst feet.
OH FUCK!!!!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T18dEGkbIhQ
>>708897507
:^) (^: :^) (^:
>>708897579
bye
>>708897272
no no
i cant, no
what?? your name is too long?
my mind cant comprehend how retarded that it
>>708897299
jokes on you that shit gets me hard
>>708897316
nice feet
because of the good old days
>>708897385
dang thats pretty long
how did you find these guys, i wish i had a group like that
that game looks pretty complicated
>>708897397
(you)
>>708897479
alright
>>708897145
That's cute.
Have you listened to Frequency?
https://youtu.be/KzvywmVRWAo
This song goes hard when you're faded. Can't wait for his new album.
>>708897285
1g of shitty weed
I only smoke the best of the best.
The hardest shit on the market.
Some Americans came here, they smoked some with me and they said they never had such a good qulity stuff im their whole life.
I bet you would've go to sleep after one
puff.
>>708897299
I don't even know you
>>708897613
>pete 2016
Fuck both candidates
>>708897596
Cute feets
>>708897524
Aqua really is just annoying. I can't call her useless because she is basically a high level white mage. And white mages save lives.
Umaru is just pure shit. She has chances to redeem herself and she shits them all away. Umaru is irredeemable shit.
>select all store fronts
>3 on the initial screen
>15 on one tile
Captcha is so fucking stupid.
>>708897687
I'm willing to take you up on that offer, but I'm in school so I can't really travel.
Last stuff I had was from a dispensary in Colorado so it probably some of the best stuff in the states at the moment.
>>708897681
My full name is
Marshal J***** P******** M*****
~tali
>>708897687
heh,
no i haven't, mainly listen to older stuff.
listening now.
>>708897784
What's up social deviant????
>>708897681
Well then I will do it anyway. I get bored in voice pretty easily.
>>708897687
You do. I am your friendly neighbor Pete.
>>708897710
I agree with that statement.
>>708897837
Jacobs Peniscunt Manman
>>708897939
Hungover. Hating the sun and noise. Hungry. Gotta do homework. wtf.
>>708897784
>Aqua really is just annoying. I can't call her useless because she is basically a high level white mage. And white mages save lives.
Eh, well, we can disagree. I don't think she's terrible (yet). She's like 5/10 kinda. Could certainly be a worse character.
>Umaru is just pure shit. She has chances to redeem herself and she shits them all away. Umaru is irredeemable shit.
Hmmm, well, now I know what to expect
>>708897710
:-)
>>708898048
>pic on left reminds me of that MC guy from Sankarea.
>>708897784
Well, I'm in school aswell.
I'm just another dealer now for my university's dormitory, lmao.
>>708897912
I think you would like it.
His old stuff is gold, aswell
>>708898032
Shut the fuck up
>>708898048
>homework
I'm here with you
I have to do some homework aswell
>>708897681
They're mostly friends from highschool.
It looks a lot more complicated than it is, but there's a ton of different scenarios and so a ton of replayability.
>>708898059
Aqua more or less redeems herself later in the series. But Megumin is still best girl and best meme out of 2016.
>>708898167
Haven't seen it.
>>708898177
Nigger.
>>708898032
Not even close but comical
>>708898059
Lewd ^-^
https://youtu.be/BZTEtzsOtDw
>>708898177
Why do you dislike me? I will stop but no beef mate.
>>708898048
>wine hangover
I certainly don't envy you
>>708898177
i like it, but i dont like the humming and it sounds like his mouth is filled with spit.
other than that i got no problems with it.
>>708897128
Hi~ how are you?
>>708897165
I'm good, just walking home now.
>>708897389
Hello. How are you?
>>708897563
Hey beautiful~
>>708898348
Newfag.
>>708898472
On my way to LA
-tali
>>708898537
:^)
>>708898318
>Aqua more or less redeems herself later in the series
Alright, I'll look forward to seeing it.
>But Megumin is still best girl and best meme out of 2016.
Well, I don't doubt this.
>Haven't seen it.
This pic.
Chihiro (right)
>>708898345
>Next pic
>>708898443
Just in my experience, wine hangovers are not near as bad as liquor hangovers.
>>708898472
I'm alright. I'm the anon who was being annoying with drawings by the way
>>708898600
>>708898345
>this pic
Well, I need to leave since I'm such a conscious studen.
Bye-bye, thread.
>>708898671
Student*
>>708898636
If i take that off will she die?
>>708898600
Hope you enjoy KonoSuba. And if you don't like Umaru, drop it. No one is holding a gun to your head and forcing you to watch it after all.
>>708898636
I wonder how the bandaid thing started. Wouldn't that hurt to remove?
>>708898671
>>708898698
Later nerd. Smoke one for me.
>>708898671
>not leaving it until 2am the next before it's due
L2Uni
Bye chen.
>>708898671
See ya.
>>708898723
It would be very painful.
>>708898822
Shes a big girl
>>708898899
For you.
>>708898962
>oh my
>>708898562
Oooh sounds fun. Going there for work, or for fun?
>>708898623
Oh you weren't being annoying. Its nice to meet you waifu to waifu
>>708899034
And the batman vs superman began
Or spiderman 3
>>708899057
Its for work. But might be fun.
>>708898472
Any plans for your post work morning?
>>708899115
I though it was avengers:the justice league a deadpool story
>>708898671
cya~
>>708898723
>If i take that off will she die?
>>708898750
>Wouldn't that hurt to remove?
Not if you did it right... You'd have to be careful.
Although, if she's wet, it would probably come off easily.
>I wonder how the bandaid thing started
IDK, but pics like these gave me that fetish. It's fucking hot.
>>708898750
>Hope you enjoy KonoSuba
Yeah, I'm definitely looking forward to the second season now.
So, you read the light novels or w/e? Is it gonna follow them, and that's when she gets a full redemption arc?
I actually did a review of Season 1.
Bit dated, but eh.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGlOntNoGKA
>And if you don't like Umaru, drop it.
>No one is holding a gun to your head and forcing you to watch it after all.
YOU... DON'T... KNOW THESE THINGS...
Nah, I'm gonna wanna review it, probably.
I'm just not putting much priority on it.
im gonna need to go
you guys have fun
>>708899190
Deadpool sucked in wolverine origins
>>708897409
I'm pretty good myself. Playing some vidya.
>>708897580
Pretty good I guess.
>>708899212
>wet
>lewd
>>708899229
Bye tsun ily
>>708899249
Wasnt he on screen for like 2 seconds?
>>708899277
Did you draw or steal that?
>>708899212
I would just yank it off cause that's my style.
I have not read the manga or ln or whatever. I haven't read a book or anything similar in a long while.
>shameless self promotion
I didn't even watch.
Post fairy feet.
>>708895401
Fuck, I thought you claimed Rem.
カラミチーマス
>>708899373
Rem is a cute waifu
-tali
>>708899175
I'll probably plan some left for dead 2 on steam, after cleaning my basement. We had this huge storm, and my basement got flooded.
>>708899133
Yeah, you never know. I hope you have a good time~
>>708899229
See ya later Yuno!
>>708899057
It's also good meeting you properly!
>>708899277
good to hear buddy
>>708899361
He was the final boss on the island thing
His mouth was stitched because he wont shut up.
>>708899373
lel no.
>>708899491
Right now its nothing but traffic...
>>708899521
I just saw the "shhhh" clip tbf
>>708899491
That's terrible! Anything get important get damaged?
#282 getto
>>708899491
>basement
*my room
fixed
