FAT PEOPLE HATE THREAD
POST FAT PIECES OF SHIT:
-make fun of them
-tell personal stories
>>708887629
>be a slim guy entire life
>see a fat person
>what a loser
>kys
>continue walking
>>708887629
> 18; meet future wife; she's 15
> she's 4'10'' at 95lbs (my little fucktoy)
> have child, get married
> she gains ~5lbs a year, unstoppable
> gets cuntier, bitchier, skankier, trashier
> 15 years later, she's nothing like i knew
> 200lbs; thinks i should love her no matter what; treats my like shit
> kill me
>>708887794
What's happening here?
>>708888371
a big egg
>>708888371
this is art
>>708888905
Bottle flipping has gone too far
>>708888310
no idea, i just saw the fat guy an imagined sitting next to him.
>his sweaty fat rolls all over you on a nice warm day at the ballpark
People this fat should be be forcefully starved with only access to water.
working with an obese person has made me despise them.
>5'8, estimated 450 lbs
>he does less work due to "muh cuhndishuns" which means the rest of our team has to pick up his slack
>even though he's our "fill in guy" he's completely unreliable and flat our unable to work 3rd shifts because he'll fall asleep and unable to work 1st because he's unwilling to get up that early
>leaves an absolutely disgusting work station, just covered with crumbs, salt, and grease
>he's a hoarder, he refuses to throw away excess condiments and napkins
>he smells absolutely foul
>has broken 2 office chairs in 4 months
>he's a mongoloid level of retarded and I was promoted over him and paid more in 1.5 months, he refuses to train in new job skills even if it would get him raises(probably terrified of having to do some work)
i dont know how he hasnt been fired
He comes to work every day with BK (2 double whoppers, 20 nuggets, large fry, silo-sized dr pepper and he refills the silo with an additional 6 pack of dr pepper he brings. Think that's enough food to sustain this man for 8 hours? Hell no. He constantly asks people leaving the site to pick up more food for him. Usually another whopper, 10 more nuggets, and a small fry
>>708889371
they say it's an addiction
i agree, then it needs to be treated like an addiction.
when someone goes into rehab for drug/booze problems, they don't get to have off days or treat themselves. they get nothing. and they get forced to learn a new lifestyle.
>run ever since you were a kid
>at the age of 13, take up judo
>at the age of 15, start hitting the gym
>have almost zero excess fat, decent amount of muscle
>eat fast food extremely rarely, drink 4-8 times a year, try to live a balanced life of healthiness and fun
>all my friends take care of their body, we exercise together etc.
>fat fucks always telling me that they have reduced their daily dose of Snickers by half or other useless shit
>when fat fucks see me eating fast food sometimes (even then it's like Subway, no McDonalds or other really bad shit) they tell me that I'm one of those lucky guys who can eat anything and never get fat
>don't even consider fat fucks as people unless they are really working out and not the usual bullshit
>literally boil with rage whenever I see fat acceptance bullshit
>never have sex with chicks that weigh more than 100 pounds
>be a better person than all the fucks that destroy their bodies and try to make it okay
>fuck quadruplechins
>>708889379
Why has he not been fired? Or at least kicked out of that BK
>be me
>25
>6'2" 260lb
>self hate kicks in
>overcome laziness and urges to eat shit food
>now 27
>185 lb, run 5k 2x a week, lift 4x
>despise fat people even more now because it was so easy to get fit.
I should have never let myself get so big in the first place, but at least I'm better now...
>>708889754
I think as long as any fat person tries hard and doesnt have "off days" then i will respect them
>>708887754
Where does someone even get a pizza that size? It's like 4 feet in diameter.
>>708889825
nobody knows, he''s absolutely insubordinate as well. he is told to patrol the plant and refuses to do so.
>>708889825
>>708890032
VIP Customer status.
>>708889949
No fat person that tries hard is a fat person. At that point, they become a human being.
>>708888210
Pics?
He fat man here. I'm trying to work on my weight. As a fat guy I'm not that shitty of a person. I'm trying /b/ wish me luck.
It's is bigness -
NOT fat.
>>708888371
that's fucking hot
>>708890702
Bigly
>>708889754
>never have sex with chicks that weigh more than 100 pounds
Are you retarded? Are these girls all less than 5' tall? So you only fuck that black haired skeleton bitch you see pics of on 4chan?
I was with you until you blurted that nonsense out.
>>708889754
>never have sex with chicks that weigh more than 100 pounds.
>be a better person than all the fucks.
You sound like a pleb.
>>708889754
>never have sex with chicks that weigh more than 100 pounds
you're missing out my friend.
>>708889754
Yet another pedophile on /b/
Reported for illegal activities.
>>708888905
what the fuck
>>708891234
>1234
check em
I'm so glad for threads like this. It's the only thing that motivated me to actually lose weight in the first place. I was at 235, and I'm down to 200, at least another 15-20 pounds to go.
So to you /b/ros that hate fat fucks: Thank you. From the bottom of my heart.
>>708890914
Well, maybe I was exaggerating a bit. Maybe like 60 kilos, I am not good at translating between the metric system and the retarded system.
>>708889754
>never have sex with chicks that weigh more than 100 pounds
that's because you've never had sex, faggot
>>708891331
fat fuck
>>708889135
That's a huge Bitch!
>>708891432
kek
>>708890914
You mean Eugina Cooney?
>>708890587
Wishing you luck, but just fyi, trying is exactly the problem. I was 235 last year this time, now I'm 167 and trying to get back to 180 through gains (5'6'' but always a "broad shoulder" build so to speak). It is really all about determination, and where most people say calories in / calories out I actually recommend for an actually fat dude to just switch what you eat and space it out - i.e. snack constantly rather than eat meals and when you want something fucking GET THAT SHIT because you'll feel like shit if it was a bad decision but you'll also not be craving something and eating something else in the meantime. Oh, and a lot of alcohol. Lots and lots of hard liquor and no beer. Just saiyan.
>>708888210
Should've gotten a divorce 10 years ago.
>>708889906
>despise fat people even more now because it was so easy to get fit
I feel the same way anon. Fat people just don't want to put in the time to lose the weight. They will "diet" for 3 days at a deficit of 20 calories and then treat themselves with a 7000cal lunch buffet.
I get a lot of clients that I turn away because of their attitudes and when I explain how they need to change their lifestyle because just working out won't help them fully, they start arguing about some shit they saw on tumblr.
>>708887629
DEATH TO FATS
SIZE WAR NOW
>>708890914
to be fair my ex wife was 95 pounds and the current girl I'm fucking is about 90, but neither is over 5' (i'm also not that poster but wanted to reply)
>>708891438
Oh my god no. Why?????
don't click this thumbnail
just scroll right on by
>>708891438
One of the weirdly disturbing videos that I actually decided not to save, even though I dig really gnarly shit most of the time
This is the quickest bonerkill I've ever seen
>>708892007
and now there's this
>>708891686
Anon this is the 235 down to 167 shortfag and I'm very interested if you have more to say on this subject, and also, fucking hate tumblr cunts.
>go on
>>708891915
waifu claimed
>>708891709
Is...
Is that a hand?
>>708892177
it's a foot
water retention's a bitch
>>708888210
>get divorce now
>find new gf
>profit
>>708888371
is this just rock or termite nest?
For all you fat fucking lazy weak lieces of shit, step your game up, dont try, dont fucking try. Just do it.
>>708887794
Kek
>>708887629
>Be fat
>Find this thread
>Happy that I'm not as fat as these peices of shit
>>708892436
fucking THIS
>>708892314
lol hes smoking? wtf
>>708887629
True story
>>be me
>>19, 6'1", 365 lbs.
>>have anxiety problems, likely completely related to weight issues.
>>gf leaves me, says I'm not "honest enough with myself"
>>years pass, get bigger
>>last december, 385 lbs
>>have nasty anxiety attack
>>tired of wearing 3x shirts, 50" pants, and being a fat fuck
>>get on low cal/ low carb diet
>>haven't "cheated" more than 3 times or so in last 10 months.
>>currently 250 lbs, 6'2" oddly enough, decent muscle mass.
It's honestly one of the easiest things I've ever done in my life. Just quit eating so much bread, sugar, and shit. If I'm hungry, I make some brocolli or a salad from subway or something. I snack on almonds and shit throughout the day, have a protein shake for breakfast if I'm feeling hungry, and distract myself by playing vidya and other shit so I don't find myself mindlessly munching on food all day to satisfy. Also, drink a fuck ton of water. Not soda, not juice, not diet soda, just fucking plain water. It's not poison.
And go to the gym once in a while. A couple times a week if you can. If you can't, no big deal. Just remember to eat like a normal human being. It's really really really fucking simple.
>>708892082
I do personal training. I don't work in a box gym but rather do in home training or in the studio I have available to me and my clients. Usually, I meet with them at their house or a restaurant thats healthy and talk with them to build rapport and to see where they are at and want to go. Plus, it gives me an indicator of what their food choices tend to be like and such while seeing how commited they are. 6 out of 10, I'll turn away because they aren't fully into the idea and are doing it for outside reasons that are not their own. I've taken clients like that and it doesn't work well and it causes my name to be tarnished because I didn't meet their goal even though it's not fault of my own. Some believe that they can spend an hour working out and thats all they need to do to be in shape which isn't true so they work out half heartedly and then eat whatever they want because they "worked out."
I know this is all jokes and funny cuz its /b/ but this shit is serious. The allowance of fat people to be normal in society is fucking disgusting. These people are literally so sub human they cannot stop themselves from eating long enough to go for a jog. They are gluttonous fucking pigs and society continuously pushes that we should ignore how disgusting they have become. Fuck fat people. Fuck people who enable fat people and fuck people who treat them as normal human begins.
>>708891331
Good on you anon
>>708887629
>fat guy at work (about 140kg)
>he does to some exercise but he's managed to fool himself into thinking he's healthy because of it
>can't not constantly eat like a fucking pig
>whenever he complains about fat people problems i just want to tell him he's a fat piece of shit getting his fat piece of shit dues, but that would just make me the asshole
>he's managed to have children with his resident hambeast
>he can't even give them proper food and they're going to have the same problems he's blaming his fatness for when they get older
It saddens me to see him pass his shit on to his kids but at the same time he will not listen to anyone telling him he's doing it wrong.
>be me
>kinda fat
>lost 20 lbs in the past 3 months
>still exercising
>putting on muscle
>eating well
feels great.
>>708892198
> went on a 12 hour flight
> fat guy was in front of me
> he was not able to close the standard seat belt (that is already very long!)
> got an extension seat belt
> reclined his seat during the flight
> went "all in" using his weight
> pushing his seat even further back - yes thats possible
> ouch... my knees...
> when he tried to stand up
> pushed himself up using the seats next to him
> almost threw off the food standing on the table attached to the backside this seat
I thank god, that I did not have to sit next to him but only behind. nevertheless I do not need this experience again.
>>708889612
O don't know what rehab centers you've been in but in most you get slowly wained off your addiction they don't make you go cold turkey
>>708889754
To be fair man I eat a stupid amount of food and should be a fat bastard but I just don't gain weight .... Just like I don't work out but I out on muscle like crazy with minimal work... So while you can be proud of your self control some of us are just lucky or unlucky and lack self control man... I'm talkin like 2 thousand calorie snacks a few times a day... Been like this my entire life, if I get sick I start wasting away because I eat alot less
>>708892031
Poor chick
>>708892737
>exercise
>eat better
it really is that fucking simple
keep up the good work anon
>>708892514
>>708891702
I didn't expect this feel... Tyler is dead it seems.
>>708889754
> never have sex with chicks that weigh more than 100 pounds
Are you fucking children? 100 pounds (7 stone, 45kg) is like nothing. The last girl I fucked (5ft11) was near enough anorexic, I'd imagine 140 pounds.
>>708888210
You should probably just kill your entire family, and then yourself.
Be that hero
>>708892511
how fat? can you reach your pooper for sharpie insertion?
>>708887629
Fat guy reporting in
>be dinner time
>Ate whole family pack of Doritos
>2 bowls of chili and cheese and sour cream >tub of of Choc mint ice cream
>pack of choc chip cookies
>only dinner
You guys are just jealous you can't eat what you want like us.
>>708887794
Only after the comments i recognized it as a human.
>>708892636
Thanks for replying. That all makes sense, and I agree that nobody who does it for someone else ever really commits. If you have any specific amusing examples I'm all ears : )
>>708889906
I feel the exact same way
Was once 320, now 220. And the difference is all the stuff around the edges. Now I don't drink sodas, limit my consumption of high-calorie drinks, don't get fries or sides with my meals and give away extra desserts.
Worked like a fucking charm.
My energy is way up, my cholesterol and blood sugar are way down, and I can now go walking without being drenched I swear and out of breath after 2 blocks.
Now I look at all those fat people and they remind me of how I used to be. I didn't realize how much I hated being fat. But I did and still do; I fucking never want to go back.
>>708892923
>2016
>doesn't fuck children
My daddy used to day that the meat is ruined when it grows hair.
>>708892850
thanks man
>>708892973
Dude I'm fat and that sounds fucking disgusting how do you even function after eating that do you live on the toilet
>>708891548
You'll gain every ounce back, plus 30lbs. All you fat fucks do.
>>708892555
Tr-tripss
>>708892734
>not only did she not jump but she ate one of the other girls too
>>708893202
Your dad was a wise man
>>708887629
Please KILL YOURSELF OP! Just off yourself! OK? You're a fucking stupid piece of shit and the world would be better off w/o you or people like you who think fat shaming is OK. Fat shaming or any type of discriminatory behavior like the one you advocate is NOT OK! People like you have no right to exist and are a mistake. You shouldn't even have been born! FUCK YOU!
>>708893178
fantastic and good job.
220's my goal, as i'm close to 6'4". still working on it.
cutting sugar out has helped so much. sodas are the worst.
>>708892164
>The guy on the left
>>708891395
60kg=132lbs
Which is fit but not anorexic for girls.
>>708892082
You'll gain it back.
>>708892735
This is actually what bothers me the most about fat people - the legacy, and the excuses.
If there is a genetic component (and to some degree there is, look at dog breeds and compare a greyhound to a pit bull to a pug in terms of natural build) that's still a bullshit reason to be like "i'm an obese piece of fuck and I can't change it so my kids will be fat as fuck by 10 years old because they'll eat the same shit I do and work out the same nonexistent amount"
TL;DR fat children are the worst part about lazy obesity
>>708893202
2edgy
>>708893394
seems like OP made the fatty mad
>>708893394
Come on man, that's weak bait.
You can do better.
>>708892436
Fuck off, Yoda
>>708890545
None, lol. Hate her so much i deleted everything.
>>708891645
>>708892355
Can't. Children. If we divorce, she'll get custody and mind-rape them with her idiotic liberal feminist shite. If I'm around, at least I can counter her insanity with logic, and stick up for them.
Kids are almost all 18. She'll come home to me gone and a divorce form in the mail.
>>708892948
Herpy, Derpy.
>>708893161
I'll greentext
>get an email for a client from a current client
>meet them at their house
>completepigsty.jpg
>already having doubts
>start meeting with person
>seems nice but very ill informed
>ask why she wants to get into better shape
>doesn't think she's in bad shape and wants sister off her back
>figured I'd give it a try
Two days later
>come back to do assessments
>bf% of 39
>maybe 5'6" so not healthy
>start with dynamic posture squat
>does fucked up squat, pants and sits down
>explain results and explain next test
>hamgiant yells about how she thought that was it
>try to explain but slugmaster still yells
>call the session to an end and refer her to medical treatment center
First and only time I tried with an unwilling client. Lost a potential client due to those two being friends because I seemed incompetent. Laughed and went and got a few more that week.
>>708891646
looks like shes melting all over the bench, someone get a bucket
>>708887629
To be fair, that looks like a disease of the large intestine.
>>708887794
if you laughing at the green shirt guy you missed the fatty, fatty has nothing to do with what is happening
>>708892973
The funny thing is we do eat what we want... I just don't feel the need to eat excessively as I get my serotonin/dopamine fixes from video games/music/exercise/socialising/fucking women ... all provide a much cleaner, sustainable "high".
Fatties feel the need to eat loads because they are lacking joy in life so find it in food.
>>708893336
Have a >kek
>>708892814
People who say "I eat shit loads but never put on weight!" actually don't eat enough. If you're putting on muscle, you're just eating cleanly rather than mainly a load of shit.
Vice-versa, fat fucks SWEAR they don't eat any more than a normal person, but if they counted it out, they do.
Metabolism and genetics DO play a small part, but NOTHING like as much as most people make out.
It's fucking simple science.
>Eat more than you burn off = put on weight.
>Eat less than you burn off = lose weight.
Literally one of the simplest concepts known to man. But people (skinny and fat) are lazy so just make up stupid excuses. It's why the fitness industry is worth billions, which is fine by me, because it means an entire industry is supported simply by laziness and stupidity.
>>708892802
What fucking country are you in where an in-patient facility lets you keep your heroin or cocaine and "wain" (wean in the US) you off of it? I mean, methadone or some other substitute maybe, but seriously, name ONE facility that lets you have some methamphetamine once in a while?
>>708892618
You'll gain it all back. Dieters have less than 2%success rate
>>708893638
This. You can eat whatever you want still as long as its factored into your actually meal plan and its all accounted for.
>>708893293
which part is disgusting? they all taste amazing, not like i mixed it all together in one lump.
>>708890914
This one?
>>708893749
Thanks Mr skeltal
>>708893694
This is why it's not a diet - it's a change of lifestyle.
It's a permanent change, new habits, new way of living. Different foods, exercise, both for strength, condition and limberness.
>>708893336
HAhaha, maximum keks.
>>708893638
This makes no sense, everyone gets that shit anyway game music women etc, i just like a lot of food.
>>708893722
Yeah too much trouble planning shit, i'm, lazy
>>708892773
I mean, out of all the fat cunts in this thread he looks like a chill bro, and seems like he wouldn't care if called fat.
>>708893178
Doesn't matter if you don't want to. You're going back. You all do.
>>708892973
I think you're jealous that we can walk up stairs without getting a heart attack
>>708893336
take these
>>708893951
I really don't plan out my meals. Once you get used to it and you do it for awhile, it becomes a natural thing. Like you can feel if you are defecient in something or if you have too much of. For example, had a sandwhich, some pasta with chicken, a shake, some more pasta and just sitting, I know I need another two meals that are substantial because of being in hypertrophy phase.
>>708893735
Your man tits are what's disgusting.
>>708888210
Don't kill yourself kill her
>>708892097
250 isn't a lot... I'm 6'3 and I do a lot of weight training. A lot. I'm actually pretty stacked and I top out at 230-240 when I'm bulking.
>>708893298
Are you retarded? I said I want to gain weight back at this point which means changing to a specific regimented plan and diet? I mean I didn't lose the weight accidentally or something, it didn't just "fall off". What part of that doesn't sound like I'm fucking paying attention?
>inb4 hemad
Yes he mad, I worked hard for this and didn't use some bullshit fucking fad diet that I can't keep up, and I do kung fu daily you cunt.
>>708893694
shut up, fatass
>>708893993
so what's your advice mr skeletal to all obese people? Commiting suicide by not changing their diet habits?
>>708893683
They don't use method, you fucking dimwit, they use other medications to lessen the shock of suddenly stopping. Depending on the degree of use, the shock of cessation can kill.
>>708892973
I see a lot of misspellings but don't worry I got this for you fatanon.
>Be at feeding trough eating only the healthiest of deep fried chicken and buttered pancakes.
>Decide I'm not healthy enough so devour 25lb bag of uncooked pig fat (my fav)
>Continue to eat like average healthy murican
>Eating only the essentials from the food pyramid, cheese, lard, mountain dew, meat lovers pizza, ect.
>Chest starts to hurt, realize I've been eating too health for my body to accept.
>Clogged arteries because too healthy
>Die but lived a healthy lifestyle that many more muricans will follow in my gout footsteps (reinforced wheel chair).
>200lbs
>5" 11
Do you guys hate me?
>>708889379
I'm soooo happy I don't know any fat pieces of shit like that
>>708893445
see
>>708894252
Thanks for the taunting guys, it's what keeps people motivated and realistic, but seriously sometimes people improve. I gained the weight from being in a fucking wheelchair for almost 2 years. Wear your seatbelts, people.
>>708893870
That "lifestyle change" has the same success rate. Look it up.
>be me, 17 yrs old 350 lbs.
>eat everything in sight
>sad cuz fat and no girls like me
>be that weird fat friend zoned dude
>want gf so bad but cant get cuz 350 lb
4 yrs later
>21, even fatter, all friends going to bar and meeting hotties
>too fat for even the ugly fat girls
>wake up one random day and throw away all fat ppl food
>start eating right
>start jogging
>start lifting weights
11 months later
>fit
>make up for lost time, slaying vag
>meet hot 9/10 blonde girl
>get engaged
>have daughter
>realize im now the very thing i hated when fat and that i now hate fat people and my old self
Dont lose anymore time being fat, trust me, its not worth it you fat piece of shit. I know theres plenty of fat fucks on this lurking, because I used to do the same thing. It doesnt take a new years resolution you fat bastard. Start now.
pic related its me at 17 and me at 24.
>>708891331
This. I got motivation to lose weight and live healthy by these threads and shit. I used to weight around 230lbs 5 months ago, and I'm a little bit over 6ft tall. Now I'm 180lbs. My waist also went from size 36 to 30.
>>708894485
Are you talking about mclaren humes 1959 study?
>>708893605
Did read - thanks for the greentext!
>>708894271
Studies suggest the only permanent solution for obesity is bariatric surgery, and even that has only an 80%success rate.
>>708894422
Do you blame others for your fat or want the world to change for you instead of you changing by living a healthier lifestyle?
>>708894485
It's okay fatty, you don't have to even make the effort then. Just eat and die early.
You can use whatever excuse you like!
"It's genetics"
"Success rate is low"
"My legs hurt"
It's never your fault! Yay!
Just put on the fat and enjoy your massive heart attack.
>>708887629
i wouldnt make fun of fat people. i have a stomach as well and am on a diet as of recently. but fat pride is a big problem. i dont care if you want to be unhealthy, but dont convince kids that its normal and alright.
>>708894511
Good on you mate! Inspiring.
>used to be fat
> 194 cm, 127 Kg
>Insecure as fuck, never had a gf
>Hate overly obese and fat fucks
4 months later
>194 cm, 95 Kg
>Still a little chubby, but on the low end and still loosing weight.
>Still hate overly obese fat fucks
> 7/10 GF
Starving yourself really does help tbqh
Reminds me of a couple chicks i went to school with in my undergrad days.
>talking about going going for a run with my buddy
>ask the two girls if they want to come with
>runnings bad for your knees anon
>yeah i don't want to do something bad for me
>literally slug a liter of coke every 1 hour lecture
>>708894271
As a medical professional, I advise a bariatric program for obese patients. Statistically, it's the only thing that works in the long run.
>>708894511
good for you. my fatness came from improper diet and my exercising focus going all towards power lifting and strong man exercises. im plenty big now, but i recently started back up doing cardio and fixing my diet. any motivational advice to keep me going?
>>708894511
Good job dude.
>>708894653
I hate myself for being fat, I'm usually embarrassed to go out in public with clothing that might be too tight.
>>708892973
>bad fatfuck trolling attempt
>shouldn't be raging
>raging anyway because fucking triggered
Goddammit
BLLLLLAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGHH!!
>>708894820
eat clean. always and forever.
dont get lazy, dont be that dude who used to be in good shape and got fat. it literally tells everyone you gave up on the most important thing in your life. Yourself.
>>708894713
>>708894869
thx nigs
>>708891438
u mad whitebois?
>>708894192
and?
what a waste of a human you are.
>>708894384
I'm not a fucking dimwit, you said that they let you wean off of shit, now your own post counters your former post because medications to counteract withdrawal such as naloxone and buprenorphine to block receptors for opoids while also reversing the previous ones thus rending you incapable of even getting benefit from a re-dose of your preferred poison are most common. Don't fuck with me, I have been purchasing (legally for a medical facility) schedule 2 narcotics for years. Do you know what a 222 form is you faggot?
>>708891438
What really happened is she farted and the gaping whole created a vacuum vortex that this brotha got sucked into and is slowly dying due to lack of oxygen.
>>708895138
Hahaha
>>708894252
Oh, I wasn't referring to your muscles, Kwai Chang. I'm talking about the fat. Even as I type this, your physiology is struggling to put back every ounce you lost. You see, you're body thinks there's something wrong, and is struggling for equilibrium.
>>708891702
Fuuuck this pic. This was me when my son died in a car accident last year
>>708894977
>Yourself
hello max stirner
but sounds good. im slowly working my diet to be healthier, and making me feel like shit whenever i get stupid and decide for fast food. i dont touch it anymore. the harder part is making the workouts a weekly necessity. it helps to see the small improvements so far tho. i already feel a lot lighter than when i was a month ago and clothes fit better. still have a long ways to go, and hopefully the results in a year are good enough to keep me going.
>>708894914
Run then, early in the morning. Thats what i did when I weighed 230. I started doing long distance running eventually. It's not hard to do and you will lose weight really fast if you run.
>>708892850
>I wash myself with a rag on a stick
>>708894653
Then we don't hate you. But if you hate yourself for it then go do something about it.
>>708895092
I wasn't original poster, Pigfucker, but you have a limited understanding of addiction medication. Congratulations, I'm promoting you to half-wit.
>>708895178
Actually, while he's sitting there, his body is trying to break down fat to replenish lost nutrients in the body that have been depleted due to x,y,z. Not trying to replace fat cells being used because the body recognizes fat as a last source of fuel so it will use muscle tissue, proteins and glycogen to refuel the body.
>>708895375
why slowly work your diet?
why get stupid and eat fast food?
why is making workouts the harder part?
thats all shit i said when i was fat tbh. those are all choices. dont be that guy.
>>708892314
whats weird to think about is that this guy has a skinny skeleton inside him somewhere
>>708888210
>18
>with 15 year old
You should kys you mongo
>>708895589
Usually has a higher success rate. Instead of changing everything and falling off, change thing by thing so it becomes a habit first.
>>708895638
You poor, poor sexafraid americans.
>>708888210
Pics of her at 15?
Asking for a friend.
>>708895220
did he ever reply?
>>708891438
Jesus
>>708889754
You seem like a really shitty human so I would really like to see you literally boiled.
>>708889754
U r virgin lole
>>708895702
a success rate you control. isnt some magical dude pulling the strings going to affect your success rate. all choices chosen by you.
>>708895705
American here. I have to live with these repressed moralfaggot nitwits and it's driving me nuts.
I don't even hate fat, I hate the denial and excuses that most fats use. One of my best friends is like 5' 8" 230lbs and he cool af, he accepts that he's fat, surprising eats pretty healthy, and doesn't smell like shit. I've been trying to get him to exercise but he's a lazy fuck albeit the fuck can fly around a kitchen like an athlete.
>>708894744
True. The more I starve myself the faster I lose. I usually do a starve day a week, kind of like how fatties do a cheat day.
Lost 80lbs this year
>>708895178
>you're
Aside from that you are making it clear that you don't understand physiology even if you know the word. Fat cells don't go away, but discipline works to prevent recurrence. I'll never be 100% of what I could have been, but all people carry scars at some point, and if some of mine are surgical, some of them are from animal attack repair, and some of them are from having gained weight post-op, if I or anyone else in this thread will stick with it it works. Most won't, most will be lazy, but regimented behavior modification is effective long-term. I hope anyone else who read your negative posts (yes, it's /b/, I didn't want tumblr level support) takes them as a positive influence not to return to old habits. Again, not to blog, but I was in a wheelchair for 2 years with orthopedic surgical problems which caused an inability to exercise and a change in diet. I'm proud of what I've done to recover and sincerely, really sincerely, go fuck yourself. I'm not replying to this further I just wanted you to know how much of a retarded child you are.
>>708895810
Yeah but at the same time if a person is told to change everything at once, it becomes harder to manage. So by starting with replacing one or two meals and few drinks for a couple or week to start out, replacing more after that is an easier task because they have already been doing it.
>>708895220
Like, actually you or like figuratively?
>>708891066
You must be fat.
>>708895496
Normally, this would be true. But he's not "replacing" fat cells. He never lost them, They just shrunk. His body now seeks to replenish them, and it will be a constant battle he will, inevitably, lose.
Obesity is more complex than you retards assume. Rather than ridicule these people, why don't you educate yourselves?
http://www.journals.elsevier.com/obesity-medicine/
>>708895952
sounds like fat people talk. eating healthy and working out is not hard to manage. drastic changes get results. do you though. enjoy
>>708895483
Half-wit works for me, thanks! I hope you have a good day.
>>708887629
How can it be that fat and still have no tits?
>>708889754
>be you
>be 5'8 manlet
>train my hardest to get big because I'm a tiny excuse of a man
>find other manlets to do manlet things with
>get mad when some guy over 6ft says I'm short
>only fuck dwarves/little people because they are the only ones that let me hit it
>come on /b/ posting about fat people when in reality I can't reach the top shelf in the fridge
Food tasting good isnt worth being able to do things healthy people can.
>>708896017
Why don't you realize that we don't give two fucks about fat pieces of shit? If they can't love themselves, why should we love them?
Fucking die already. Educate yourself, motherfucker. You want respect? You want love? You want someone to care?
EARN IT.
>>708893683
What the other guy said and with alcohol they do let you keep your booze and slowly take it away
>>708891548
>5'6
>broad shoulders
>>708896058
Not fat. Just works better with my clients. If I do a whole meal plan for them, they fail. If I change breakfast to something else first, then change lunch later, then dinner and so on, it makes it easier for them to follow since it's not a change all up front. Ever heard of things called stages? You can't expect the end goal actions if there wasn't a beginning phase.
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>>708889379
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>>708889754
>alright Penlopy Pitstop get on the scale
>"110"
>ugh disgusting fattie. Get out of my house
>>708892973
There is no point lol, its basically a drug addition that serves no functional purpose.
>>708891709
You warned me and I still clicked it
But you knew I would didn't you you son of a bitch
>>708895902
>Most won't, most will be lazy, but regimented behavior modification is effective long-term.
That's not accurate. Look it up. I'm not your enemy, I'm telling you the truth. You'll gain the weight back. It's statistically inevitable.
>>708892367
I'm pretty sure it's a morbidly obese female.
>>708896285
I mean relative to my height, clearly. You understand that proportion and distance are different concepts, right? Like, a 3cm triangle looks like a 4cm triangle just smaller, but neither looks like a circle?
>>708895874
You have my sympathies. Ignore the bastards and enjoy life!
>>708893014
Brussel sprouts taste like shit
>>708887629
>Be me fat fuck
>All friends are fat vidya players
>Start dieting and working out
>Get really buff
>Play vidya less
>Lose friends
>Make new friends
>All new friends are boring Chads and Stacies
>depressed as fuck
God I miss being fat
>>708896476
>statistically likely
>inevitable
not the same thing /b/ro, I've had it off for a year already and am TRYING to gain at this point
>>708892698
cartwoman?
>Knew a fat kid since elementary school
>Was spoiled fat faggot, had an old Dad that bought him everything.
>Always had burger king delivered during lunch.
>Fat shit comes over after school to show off Yugioh cards.
>No key had to go through back door. Sliding glass door already open but locked so only regulars can fit. Get in just fine
>Fatty can't fit. Gets stuck wedged between the door. His fat rolls building and pressing wider on the glass.
>Yells at me for help while I'm dying on the floor from laughter.
>Fast forward 3 years later in high school.
>Tubbo is still fat as fuck. Throws parties to try to be cool.
>No one likes him, cause he's spoiled and fat.
>Guest leave an upperdecker in his toilet.
>Fast forward 7 years later, see fat ass again.
>Even fatter than High School, has diabetes.
>I'm 5'11, 165 lbs. Best shape of my life.
>Feels good knowing fatty will probably loose one of his feet.
>>708896294
Ohhh, easing someone into being skinny while they pay dues to you in a weekly/monthly/session rate. Yeahhh I get why gradual change is working for you. Lol
>>708896665
Off by one! FUCK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJGIMd3_LfY
>>708895705
So Mohammed hows eurabia
>>708892555
That must be one hell of a strong floor.
>>708895874
Eurofag pretending to be American detected
>>708896709
Hey it works. If I can get a fatso to not drink 5 sodas a day at first, that's already about 1500 calories a day so about a pound every 5ish days if they sneak one or two in. Plus, if I can get them to realize that dieting isn't this huge monster but one change from what they would normally do at that time, makes my job a hell of a lot easier.
>>708896167
Lol, I'm not fat, cockgobblers, I work in the medical field.
However I can tell that you're fat or once were,so will soon be again.
There is a depth of self-loathing in your people that is clinically problematic when I it comes to treatment.
BUY, while I'm here, are there any medical questions about obesity?
>>708896017
Because we're not fat
These threads are so funny cause you know everyone here is fat as hell
> be me
> going to Barcelona with my father
> 12h long bus trip
> my father weighted around 120 kg that time
> he had to seat next to a ~250kg negro who was eating KFC from a bucket
> after the trip he asked me if normies found fatties as disgusting as he found the negro
> answer yes
> in less than 2 years he got to 80 kg
> thank you disgusting negro
>>708895220
I'm sorry to hear that. How old was he?
>>708896665
Between years 2 and 5 is when most patients I see begin to regain.
>>708891612
that's one of those asses that should make "beep beep" when she's going backwards.
>>708889379
what i have just witnessed
>>708887629
I'm fat (6 foot, 250 lbs) and I kinda hate myself to be honest
>>708893694
yeah, dieters, hes talking about eating like a normal person, same foods as you and i, but in normal portions instead of 5 at a time.
>inb4 broccoli and salad
i eat a salad for lunch everyday, love em, if you consider a salad a "diet" food, youre a fat fuck and should an hero.
>>708893694
>>708894635
>>708895178
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>>708897330
He is right. Not the 2% in the old study but the last study I saw showed roughly 20% only maintain or improve weight loss after the initial goal of 10% body fat loss after a year.
>>708894511
good job. it's all bout dat willpower
>>708887629
>FAT PEOPLE HATE THREAD
I'm fat. Fuck you.
>>708892773
this guy is merely very fat, not obese
To all the fat people that want to loose weight. Just do Meth for 6 months or so. You'll be skinny as fuck in no time. Completely removes your need for food. Enjoy being skinny
>>708897678
do something about it
>>708888371
What's up with the two boulders?
>>708894940
ty anon i enjoy the raging.
>>708896654
maybe for you, you uncultured swine.
I'm the opposite
I was skinny throughout my teenage years then hit adulthood and realised i hate myself. Was 120 at 5'6" and 18 years, now 180 at 23 and climbing. Thing is, i don't give two shits. I told myself i would never be a drain on society so i refuse to abuse our system for weight issues. I drink an insane amount and eat a meal a day. Waiting for my liver to kick out and my body to fail. Too chickenshit to kill myself with gusto. Don't care about my body anymore, kinda just want to die
>>708897600
I am aware of the 20% study, but that is very short term. 10+ years out, the recidivism rate is high enough in the 90's percentile to be, statistically, 100%.
>>708894408
Not American though?
>>708898016
Weight isn't your main medical issue. Seek mental health care.
>>708898021
Mind saucing it? Mine was from NASM so I don't think they have anything longer than the one I posted.
>>708897586
"Lifestyle change " and dieting have the same recidivism rates.
>>708887629
>>708893993
I know.
But if I can put that inevitability off long enough, I can convince myself that it's permanent.
Maybe I can even get lucky and die before the process is complete.
>>708891739
Problem solved
>>708898021
>90s percentile = 100%
So basically you're saying you're a "medical professional" (I notice you didn't say MD, so I'm waiting to hear back on what you do because I'm also a "medical professional" and I'm not a fucking doctor) but you can't do math? Statistically 100%? 99.9999 and 100 are not the same number, and there are a LOT of people still living.
>>708895902
tl;dr
>>708898268
There are several, most in print. You might start here.
http://www.abom.org/exam-resources/
>>708898604
Thanks anon
>>708892436
Thank you, Shia Leboauf
>>708898325
There are treatments that are proven effective. Self-treatment isn't one of them, and usually leads to the kind of depression you are exhibiting.
Do you have any questions?
>>708896879
see what you did there
>>708889825
People like that are the only ones keeping bk in business
>>708898574
"Statically 100%" is used in the medical field when patients that succeed are rare enough to be considered anomalies. It's biology, not mathematics.
>>708899128
The exceptions, not the rule.
>>708898291
dem bologna areolas
>>708892514
good friend
>>708893394
Land whale detected
Here's the thing about obesity. Regardless of how you came about it, it is a serious medical condition. This sort of ridicule is counterproductive, and usually drives the patient into depression, worsening the condition.
Encouraging Self-treatment isn't helpful, because it isn't effective in the long term.
>>708887754
I would demolish a slice of that
Skinny people are just as useless as fat people. You think because you lift weights and eat oats you're better than me? You're whole life is just as pointless as mine. Except I choose to accept it, you live in denial and hardship your whole life, while I ride my way through aisle six and enjoy a tasty bag of kitkats and ramen, fuck yeah!
>>708887629
Honestly, who the fuck cares. They eat a shit tonne of food. how does that do anything to you?
>>708887794
Didn't know Snorlax like to watch baseball matches
>>708899128
"Would of" is used very commonly when "Would've" should have been. Just because something is commonly referred to as something doesn't make it correct, and a statistic i.e. a number means a fucking number. It's not biology, it is math, and you still haven't stated if you're and MD or a fucking porter.
>>708898291
MOAR
>>708890914
Not op here
>Dating girl
>95 pounds
>4'11
>Has meat on bones but not alot
>>708900356
Oh, and for shits and giggles, I do statistical analysis to increase profits for a hospital by modifying pricing structure based around trends. I hate anomalies, but they fucking exist because I have to TRY to plan around them.
>>708900021
Yes and head in to oblivion faster. Life is fleeting and you waste yours being a fat slob. No one will likely miss you. So gorge away, enjoy the diabetes and pacemakers. You reek of jealousy while you shovel cheap shit into your mouth. Take a seat fat boy, we know standing up for yourself is a strain on your ankles.
>>708892514
Based friend right there.
>>708892555
those bitches would gobble my dick like the hungry slobs they are god thats hot
>>708888210
Make hell out of her life. You have nothing to lose anymore.
In May I was 97.6kg/183cm but I realized that I want to look good. So far I've lost 7kg, not much but it's something I guess
>>708900021
Except who is able to have sex with non fats, if you even get laid at all.
Regardless, skinny people would be more helpful then some useless fuck who wouldn't fit in a cubicle in the first place.
>>708900400
Sure! Roast it a bit~ And I'll post more
>>708900516
I'm trying to think of a way I can explain study results that you will comprehend.
Say. In your capacity as bean-counter, you order a thousand thousand widgets for a very important task. 97.7594% of them are lost at sea. Now you must prepare to act as if you had NO widgets, even though a few survive.
Savvy-savvy?
>>708889906
Damn right anon, just a little work out here and then. Even as a once fatman it's not that hard after doing something for 4 times a week. 30 minutes will do fine, starting with ten. Every fatneck can do it, if they want.
>>708891438
I Wonder how big her shitter is....
>>708892555
Why is her red dress wet at the bottom?
>>708892850
>toileting
>shaving
Do fat people shave with their shit-sticks?
>>708891438
This is what Niggers live for. Kek.
