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Tell us about your shitty life thus far.
>>708872298
mine btw
>>708872885
yeesh, man. what happened to you?
>>708872885
ima sick fuck
>>708872298
>>708872959
My anal and oral cavities were intensively used from my birth. Same goes for the genital area.
I'm raised as a "taker". At one point, when I was 7-8 or so, I started resisting so they tied my up as soon as i got home from school.
Hate my dad and grandpa
Emo/depressing fuck here
spilled a bunch of boiling water on my ar s a few months ago
>>708872298
>>708873181
explain?
>>708874325
surgery on ass bro?
>>708872298
I only have little scars
The "childhood memories" were caused by exploding glass bottles and the "surgery" are scars after mole removal
House fire. Wouldn't have got burned at all if i didnt go back in to save my dog. Lucky enough that the burns on my face were superficial.
>>708875383
also just realised im an idiot and didnt mirror the pictures properly. you get the idea though
>>708872298
>>708872321
green = bmx accident at 15; fell of the bike and the gear wheel ate my leg right up.
violet = fell into the smoldering embers of a campfire at 16, landed only on my shoulder thankfully
gold = 20, some drunk asshole pulled a pocket knife and cut me right over the eye
oc, loved scars as a kid so i gave my self a few, put in rehab by mom. dropped oil on my self last year. surgery was from cancer in leg and got hit by a car as a child so shoulder blade needed some metal assistance
>>708872298
Testicular torsion and varicocele. Would not recommend.
>>708875383
If true you've earned my respect.
>>708875383
You did a noble thing, putting your life on the line to protect like that.
pics?
so what do girls actually think of scars, particularly facial scars? i've gotten mixed reviews, but just off the top of my head that just seems like it'd be a turn off idk.
any femanons can confirm?
>>708876866
Depends on how large/where on the face
>>708877075
it's about 4 inches long altogether, right over the eye and down the cheek.
>>708877295
Pic?
>>708877369
>>708875717
I had a torsion too... would not wish it on my worst enemy!
>>708877783
you made that yourself?
>>708872298
Other is chipped hip bone and torn ACL and and MCL from football
Broke my hands idk how many time in fights as a kid
>Have three younger siblings
One is girl
Did alot of beating up over kids that fucked with them
Also busted my head open alot as kid
>>708878026
No, drunk idiot got belligerent and pulled a pocket knife on me.
>>708877783
Really, it's nothing that seems like it'd impact looks too much, and looks cool more than anything.
>>708877783
faggot tried to make himself sub zero
>>708878143
Thanks anon, that's reassuring.
>>708872298
Set on fire once, multiple beatings from gangs of niggers in middle and elementary school, kicked by horse, got hit by a car once, had a giant abscess open up on my back shoulder...
And got my weiner sucked every year except 9th 10th and 11th grade. Even got sucked by bitches in kindergarten...
I'm covered in scars and patches all over... chicks dig a punching bag I guess...
>>708877783
tbh fam I like it.
>>708872298
>See these threads
>Realize only thing that really fits me would be sexual abuse when I was a kid
>Don't bother with paint skills because it would inevitably lead to "tits or gtfo!!!" posts regardless
Interesting concept but there's my thoughts on it.
>>708878198
Self-harm is for emo faggots, see >>708878078
>>708877783
top tier scar
>>708878307
Tits or gtfo
>>708878078
sure kid
>>708878387
>a-am I cool yet, guys
she didn't request anything, newfag
jaw surgery. broke my orbital bone while falling drunk. broke it again biking into the back of a truck nodding out. fishing hook embedded in hand at age 7
>>708872298
At the age of 3 two thing happened;
1. the county sheriff took up shooting at me because he loved how my mom cried and begged for my life.
2. I learned to play chess.
3. I failed to talk a Norwegian girl out of her pants
By 9 I had won my first knife fight
At 8 I failed at sex real bad because no one explained erections to me and I had to push my floppy 1.5" dick in with my finger.
At 9 I told my parents I didn't love them any more and I didn't
at 13 I came out as an atheist and took the beating I expected.
this shit bores me.
>>708878790
I drink a liter+ of vodka a day.
It is killing me.
I fuck several women per week.
Hearing about my life will not help you .
Just go live in the gym and your life will be better.
>>708878818
I've been stabbed there. My parents wouldn't take me to the doc as that cost money.
>>708879114
wtf. In the eye?
>>708878779
Why do you give a shit
>>708878387
you know the rules, tits or gtfo
>>708872298
Want to know about the last time I was shot? Stabbed? beaten with bats?
Walk that shit off and don't be a little bitch.
Fuck man, l;eave your parent's basement and you can experience life like I do.
It is awesome (don't worry, no one will stab you).
>>708879323
War stories pls.
>>708879323
>I haven't shown anybody I'm alfa in the last five minutes, better do it now
Can greentext interesting stories if you want
>>708879172
after enough screaming they took me to the hospital and the doctors put some sort of yellow crap in my eye.
After that they said I'd be fine.
Shitty insurance.
>>708879474
You care about being Alpha?
Why?
I'm a pilot and I have to tell you, none of us care about that, why would you?
>>708875383
now the dog is dead and u got scars. awww
>captcha: barkby avenue
>>708877783
Fag watches too much anime and self cut to try to look like kakashi
>>708879666
I don't do self-harm, Satan.
Lifed a normal life. No self harm.
Two scars in face from running against a doorframe and workplace accident with metal piece to the face.
Childhood memory was a big wart on my ass which a doctor cut out without anaestesia.
Have a varicocele in my left nutsack. Discovered it at around 16y old.
Think it grew a bit, thinking about having it removed.
Right thumb broke when i fought off some idiot in school and hit him wrong. At least damaged his eye and knocked him out.
No negative consequences at all cause it clearly was self defense, cause this wasnt at some retarded murrican school where you arent even allowed to defend yourself from attackers/bullies.
He nearly got expelled, teachers liked me and didnt like him, one teacher even gleefully congratulated me in secret
>>708875383
Whatsup, Hanako?
>>708879666
Satan spoke. It's true
Nothing special but I almost cut my vein lenghtwise as a kid and I had 3 Melanomas at the age os 16.
>>708879499
Got a half an hour so fuck it, if any of you wanna read. Not gonna greentext.
My legs were burned when I was 2. My grandmother set the kitchen on fire and I was caught in the fire.
The burn on my right hand was when I was gonna put out a cigarette but missed the ashtray cause I was dead drunk.
Childhood memory. Fell down from my bike. Nothing special.
My first surgery was on my knee. I fell down when a bus hit me and I dislocated my knee.
The other surgery was last year. A dentist had to take out my wisdom tooth but had to take out 2 more teeth and a part of the jaw. Feels funny when I eat.
Other : the thing on the hand and on the shoulder is dislocated shit when I had a 500watt speaker fall down on me on soundcheck on a festival.
Saved the best for last.
Woke up one morning and I felt a small bump in my leg. Didn't think of it much tho for a couple of days. After a couple of days it started to itch and I took a knife, washed it with alcohol and iodine. Cut through, it was painful af but I didn't stop. I cut out the bump and saw the skin. I didn't threw the thing I cut out but I went straight to the doctor to check what the hell it was and to check on my wound. Turned out it was a fuckin' tumor. Went to check myself and it turned out I took out the whole thing, I cured myself.
I'm on mobile so I'll just say I have third degree burns covering my lower legs and feet. Also, no toes.
All of the yellow are voilence stories
The purple/red on the hand was when I self removed a tattoo on there by sanding my skin and burning it multiple times with an iron. I am in no way an emo self harm fag.
>>708880737
Violence*
>>708874781
what's the 'other'?
>>708879499
>>708880464
Almost forgot about the other burn scar.
I got in an argument one day with my uncle who is an abusive fuck and he pressed my head on a heated stove. Now I grow my beard long to hide that shit.
Sorry for my shitty english, it's not my native language.
More burn victims than I would've expected
>>708881798
Also forgot file goddamnit
fell on a rock a few months playing soccer, that's the other
>>708872298
Meh nothing big happened to me, just a got bit, had my appendix removed, and had stiches in one of my fingers
>>708880553
Found a pic
>>708881995
Whoa anon, story?
>>708872298
it's pretty shitty.
>>708882181
Pic is from like 2008. Had a bunch of z-plasties earlier this year to lengthen scar bands.
>>708882181
>>708882274
what pic?
>>708882341
>>708881995
I'm stoned and thought you were replying to me. My bad.
>>708882107
Boiling water when I was three months old.
>>708882454
Alex?
>>708882454
Fuck man, and they took your toes because of that?
>>708881995
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=drZsDHulRsY
>>708882486
Nope
>>708882489
Yep, I guess most of them were shriveled up by the time the helicopter got to the hospital
>>708882609
I mean i saw some boiling water injuries but thats next level shit... Im sorry anon.
How long did it stay on there? Who poured it over you? On accident i assume..?
>>708872298
>>708873149
Wtf
>>708882796
whats other?
>>708882865
Climing a fence I cut my wrist pretty bad
>>708882947
Alright, still have scars?
>>708879900
lul
>>708872298
>>708882961
If you're wondering, which you niggers probably aren't:
>spilt boiling water on arm
>shot in lower stomach passed through had to go to hospital obviously
>had throat sliced open in accident
> ye
>>708882788
I'm glad I was young enough not to remember it or the months recovery in the hospital. As far as I'm concerned I've had these legs and feet since, learned to walk with em and everything.
>>708883131
Oh yeah. Hit my head and had stitches too.
>>708883148
Since birth*
>>708883020
This is What's left of one
It stopped fading and is still raised
>>708883148
Damn..
>>708872298
It's been pretty shit.
>>708883270
When was this?
I am an alcohol and it's destroying my family.
>>708872298
>grew up as a normal kid
>around 6th grade puberty kicks in and thus my dads genes surface and cause me severe anxiety
>severe anxiety every day until 12th grade, luckily I had lots of friends to get me through
>had one gf because she made the first move. Lost virginity
>after graduation worked a factory job for a few months before anxiety caused me to quit.
>tried working a few more times, never lasted more than a month
>these days I sit in my room being irritable and anxious all day, just hoping one day I find the strength to deal with this shit
>luckily my mom supports me or I wouldn't be alive
Life sucks :\
>>708882788
>On accident
Why do Americans say this? Don't they realise they sound like a retard?
>>708883344
2 years ago
>>708873181
now that's particular
>>708883410
Isnt that picture on voyageur 2?
>>708883434
1) im not american
2) you dont seem to realize how many family are fucked up
It's shitty because I still don't understand why a guy wanting sex is unattractive, while him not wanting it, is. So I sat down for 10 years and waited. Still, no answer. And no women at my doorstep. Time to ask the G-man ;)
I got shot with a firework that went down my shirt and exploded, scars on my chest and had stitches between my toe from climbing stuff and a scar on my leg from crashing a bike into a lake
>>708872298
>>708883582
Pic of firework scar
>>708883485
Yep, I'm a big Carl Sagan fan
>>708883633
amputated?
Had a depressive phase when I was 14-15, they're only really visible when you look up close and stretch the skin a bit
>>708872298
>>708883582
What the fucking fuck. How did a firework go down your shirt? I guess it wasn't a mortar or something big, just like black cat or something...?
>>708883803
nvm i only did the self harm ones, here's the updated version
>Self Harm
I used to cut my arm for bloodsacrifices as I thought it would help me cope with life, it had little effect.
Also, shot myself in my foot once with an air-pressure gun out of curiosity.
>burn scars
I got permanent small burn spots because I just love to play with fire, but once a big cinder hit me in the side and scarred me a little
>Childhood injuries
Some weird cut from falling in a thorny bush on my shoulder/back.
I ran past a fence and cut my head on some ironwire that was sticking out.
I fell and scraped all the skin of my knee once
oh and a funny green stoy inbetween about my foot:
>be me 8 years old
>Building a hut in the backyard with my brother
>step on a plank with a large nail
>the nail completely penetrates my foot and I burst out in tears, however afraid to move.
>Both parents currently far away and we had no phones yet
>Brother saws the plank in a smaller part so that I now have a small plank nailed to my foot
>On the back of his bike we cycle towards the nearby hospital
slightly traumatized but now it's a funny story
>Surgery
Splintered my fingers once
splintered my nose and needed surgery
Animal Incidents:
I used to work at a large farm and a slaughterhouse. Often enough been kicked, bitten or otherwise harmed by animals = permanently bruised or broken.
I love working with animals though
>>708883746
Vietnam
>>708872298
>>708883968
jeez man
>>708883643
>>708883878
We were firing roman candles at each other, the projectile from the other candle went down my shirt and went off
>>708884147
Roman candles dont explode i thought
>>708872298
>green, was a dumb jackass but never broke anything
>yellow, am a drunk jackass and still never seriously broke anything
>>708884187
I can confirm that they definitely explode
>>708872298
uncle used to come every summer
>>708884366
>looks like he used to come in a few other places too :^)
>>708884147
that's not that bad (considering the original implications), you're lucky.
Cool nipple btw.
My brain and some scars from kid injuries
>>708875142
HAHAHA
>>708872298
/b/ I know everything on the internet is a lie, but the shit in this thread really makes me feel for some of you anons. God speed you cripple retards.
>>708884633
post with timestamp, i saw that photo already
>>708884611
Yeah, it was mostly superficial which is good.
Having to peel my burnt nip off was a pretty weird sensation
>>708872298
here you go story in pic
>>708885065
Timestamp of my hair? You can't see the scar anymore except a little in front of my ear
emo fag here
>>708885213
fair enough, just wanted to make sure
how did that happen?
>>708885351
Brain surgery for epilepsy
>>708885213
clean your ears you filthy fuck
>>708885386
It's cerebral spinal fluid, it leaks into my ear sometimes
If anyones interested I can explain
>>708885504
Why do you have a harry potter scar on your ass?
>>708885504
Me very
>>708885504
go ahead
>>708885504
wtf
>>708885650
>>708885627
Didnt mean quite so low as ass but here it is:
Head: doing chin ups on wooden fort some kids made in the woods, came down on my head and split it open
Nose: Broken twice, sniffed chilli powder as a dare and lost most of my septum
Back: some random scarring on my back that I still dont know how it got there, most likely stretch marks or someshit, never cared enough to check but it seems most likely as they're on my legs and ass also :^)
>>708885902
Oh and I forgot to mention my finger, split it open with a knife once, blood wasnt clotting so used a soldering iron at 470'c to close it up - it worked
>>708872298
Shit childhood.. and not in a whiny emo way, no no.. more like in a Russian ghetto way.
Gold: Carpal tunnel, tennis elbow, tendinosis throughout both arms from hard labor since childhood
Scar from circular saw through leg
Constantly cracking and bleeding feet from overexposure (homelessness, wet socks); lasts lifetime, no cure
Damaged spine from heavy lifting since childhood
Blue: staph infection when I was 15. Still have an incision scar.
Green: scalp scar from having a support beam dropped on my head at 11 y/o. I don't really remember, but I know it required the hospital. Knees covered in pink scar tissue from constant abuse.
Pink: neighbor sicked his dog on me when I was 16, on my daily run past his house. He no longer has a dog.
Red: I'm a loser faggot.
>>708886193
You had brain surgery too?
Inner ear surgery, twice.
Polyps removed from nose,
Tonsils removed
Torn cruciate ligament in 1 knee.
Old, thus arthritis in more or less all me joints
>all these circumjewed americans forgetting to highlight surgery on their dick
>>708886327
nah, just skull fracture stitching after getting hit by a BMW
>>708886384
Britfag, circumcised for medical reasons, atheist family
>>708886384
Americans don't have small grooves for penises, you tiny-dicked faggot.
>>708887224
Do u wear an eye patch?
>>708887395
Nah, Got the lens removed when I was a baby because of a cateract. I was supposed to wear an eyepatch when I was little to try to regain some vision, but it was about the time my mom died so my family didn't keep up on it. Now I'm blind and it messes with my driving and stuff. Gave me a super bad lazy eye too because that my brain basically wrote that eye off. Kinda cool tho, my pupils are always different sizes
>>708887571
You're still allowed to drive? I lost a quadrant of vision in my left eye from brain surgery and i had to have an optometrist write me a letter saying I'm good to drive
>>708887679
Oh yeah I just have the restriction on my license where I have to be wearing my glasses at all times. I can make out like vague shapes and colors but no specifics at all. Sometimes it tries to track things with my working eye but it can't really see anything.
Its easier to just say
>self harm scars on left forearm
>burn scars on my right hand
I scar everywhere, but not much else is noticeable
>>708872298
Multiple sclerosis. Here's my daily pain.
>>708888326
:(
My fwb has MS but most of her symptoms are cognitive, like she mentally fatigues quickly if that makes sense and she has a poor sense of direction
>>708888531
Yeah my balance is all out of wack. Sometimes I walk like I'm drunk. And yeah, the fatigue is real. Pretty much all I do is work and sleep. It fucking sucks. I've been mostly okay here recently but some days I get a bad limp for no reason and it hurts to walk.
>>708875717
Identical to me, but replace torsion with phimosis -> circumcision and varicocele with appendectomy.
>>708873633
more in depth please, i need something to fap to this morning.
hi, don't try to touch fire. I tried. I lost my paulm skin.
