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Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>708822408
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No oversexualised content
>discuss/insult
>chain lurk pics
>No RP/ERP, go be a faggot elsewhere
>Naps good idea
>Being an Elitist in the /waifu/ Community is like winning a gold medal in the special Olympics. You're still retarded.
>Most importantly, Remember to get enough sleep!
>>708837846 #
>>708837360 #
The real question is, why the hell should it stay up?
>>708838016 #
I'll believe that the day I become anti gun.
I turned 22 in June, you can't even buy pistols or alcohol.
That's a very cute pic BTW
>>708837134
She teaches Economics.
The good thing is though, Purdue should be an easy blow out for us, which should give us a good amount of confidence heading into Wisconsin. And hopefully we can get one of our best receivers back for Wisconsin (Jordan Westerkamp). He's been out with back soreness last week and this week with back soreness after taking a monster hit to his back a couple weeks back.
>>708838127
Nope, unless they claimed and I was unaware.
>>708838277
26
>>708838364
Because Westerner ideas about a 16 year olds panties.
>>708838307
Its generally only for the 'dont lewd the kids' crowd. Manga Rory had a good excuse. Its actually a long dress there.
Mobile.
Hi.
カラミチーマス
still here
>>708838455
No, HOW does it.
Why is obvious, they didn't want an ecchi image or scene.
>>708838631
>don't lewd the kids
SHE'S OVER 900 YEARS OLD!
Reminder that loli is a BODY TYPE.
>>708838455
would you keep a gun in our place? :o
>>708838277
oh yeah I was never in those :p
>>708837745
oh snap I'm from Yuma Arizona O:
Claiming Nonon! Best Nani in all of Sore!
>>708838631
Isn't she over a thousand years old?
Plus, she sure doesn't look 16.
>>708838759
>Implying you don't want pantsu
Fag.Besides, she could easily be holding it up for the pic.
>>708838760
I'd keep all my guns in our place.
>>708838277 (Renge)
I'd like to think so. Care to enlighten why? Did you get paid? What was your job going to be?
>Best fox claimu
I wish the rain would just stop
>>708838904
Dude where's Ryuko?
>>708838996
Hey :3
Claim
>>708838759
You know how people would react if they didnt know her age before this happened.
>
>>708838948
Its 13 in the manga. They upped the age in the anime so they could get away with the skirt.
>>708839242
Ryuko said he's going to take a break from the thread. The events of yesterday kind of hit him hard, and he wants to take a break.
>>708838489
Econ, huh? Never did take that. My favorite history was probably my world/U.S. history teacher. And hopefully that game goes well for y'all.
>>708838956
Airborne cryptologic linguist. I got paid but ELSed out so no kind of benefits or anything. At least it doesn't count against me, either. Basically a false diagnosis of chronic depression from a couple years came back to haunt me because top secret. Just don't tell them you've done any hard drugs and as long as you're not going for top secret you'll be a-ok. You probably will be even if you are, honestly.
>>708838760
I was/am but I never used the teamspeak at all.
Gonna scoot off to bed for the evening, goodnight all
>>708838631
Okay, not too ancient
>>708839363
True, but I honestly didn't think of her as a child the entire time she was on screen.
She is 13 in the manga? Well I guess that makes more sense as a reason to discourage lewding the Rory.
>>708839115
Hey Ran. How you doin?
>>708839518
sleep well kyle
>>708839115
why don't you like rain
>>708838996
my
>>708838948
don't let the kids get them ;-;
>>708839518
Nightpasu
>>708839363
Why is she giving the soldier man a peek?
>>708839606
I had to walk around all day in wet pants and socks
It sucks
>>708839709
see above
Weird thing is I once hated this girl to the death, but once I got the thought of being like a personal guidance teacher to her that is well adjusted and overall well experienced and able to deal with her antics while acting like her brains/moral coil, I began to love her.
What does this mean, /b/?
>>708839115
I like rain
>>708839811
cute waifu :o
>>708839793
>wet socks
One of the grossest feelings ever.
>>708838667
Hello! How're you?
>>708839518
I like History. Had US History last year, he was a pretty cool teacher.
>>708839363
Good, short skirts a best
>>708839709
Its important for them to learn early, I'd make sure they wouldn't touch them unsupervised though.
>>708839494
Well if he'd like to hear from me tellem to take his time coming back and I wish him a great Halloween if he's not on before then :3
>>708839518
Wow that kills.. sorry to hear about that I'm going in to work on planes. Thanks for sharing have a cute image buddy.
>>708840192
He said thanks, very much. He also said he may be on later, depending on his mood.
>>708840115
Even better is when your socks start to dry and your feet warm up, then suddenly you step in a puddle
>>708839811
I can't stop watching this gif~
>Hmmm I'm sorry what are you asking?
MINE! Also would someone be judged very harshly if they got a Juuzou body pillow? Asking for a friend.
>>708840511
I don't envy you. That's for sure. You got holes in your shoes or something man?
>>708840128
your waifu seems to like bottle drinks
>>708840626
she looks like a baseball :o
>>708840452
Seems like a fickle young man xD
>Luluco
>>708839606
Oh shes just got the looks of a child. And yeah, manga has her at the physical look of a 13 year old. Though how the hell she drew the attention of Emloy at 13 hasnt been touched on yet.
>>708839793
Because she is horny due to special forces fighting outside. They got as far as ass grabbing before soldier guy learned of shit going down.
>>708840115
One of the worst days Ive had at work was one where I rode in to work during a downpour. Some car gave me a wash from a roadside puddle and it got into my boots. That I also work in. So I got into my split shift with soaked everything.
>>708840128
I like manga Rory better tbh.
>>708838337
Claimed
>>708839494
What happened yesterday?
>>708840772
pepsi
>>708840689
Knuckleballs are the best pitch, if you know what I'm saying.
>>708840626
Does it come with the peeter cute-chan? <3
>>708840645
What's that you got there :3
>>708840646
This
Image
T-thanks
>>708840192
>>708840452
... Claimed
>>708840035
>:o
Literally why? It kind of hurt just to type that.
>>708840616
This isn't answering myquestion!
>>708840819
I don't understand
>>708840646
Yes, they aren't waterproof anyway
The best part is that it's below 50 degrees tonight, wet clothes weren't a good time
>>708840704
A demigoddess of war and love?
Is she discount Freya?
>>708840115
I don't mind wet socks tbh, which is good because I wear Converse, which soak up water like no tomorrow
>>708840689
Yes but she can't open them
Nice changing the subject BTW
>>708840917
It's safe here today bud it's been nice and quiet. Whatcha been up to?
>>708841021
It's -50 in Florida?
Really?
And people say Global Warming is a thing.
Be sure to take a warm bath or shower. Don't catch a cold!
>>708841146
Wot
It's under 50, not 50 below and i don't live in Florida
>>708841021
Wait what, -50 in Florida? Do you live on the northern border?
>>708841101
Enjoy your Athlete's Foot and potential foot infections.
>>708841331
Sorry. I'm a bit drunk. I thought you said you lived in Florida?
>>708840917
RYUUKO-KUN WE MISSED YOU!
>>708840904
I'll make sure to find one that does <3
>>708841331
Oh
>>708841380
Discard that ^
>>708841137
Woke up went to an early meeting went home for a few then back to work. Now I'm here.
I'm so happy it's quiet. I've been drained for a few and today's kinda a new low. How are you btw? (sorry for the long speel)
>>708840873
I don't play baseball :o
>>708840990
why does it bother you :ö
>>708841009
Sprite
>>708841101
the past subject was making me uncomfortable ;-;
>>708841428
Missed me? I'm a filthy heretic. Why miss me.
>>708841420
>>708841440
Jeez, if it was -50 i think rain wouldn't be my biggest problem
And i don't think i said i live in Florida, i'd of remembered that
>>708841420
Enjoy yours and being uncomfortable.
>>708841674
I don't get why, but OK. Sorry.
>>708840990
Try dropping acid together or something some chick at my school was talking about how she could use mind control on her cheating boyfriend.. maybe you could wizard her
>>708841428
Because sometimes.. it's just nice to be little spoon
>>708841690
Warriors stick together!
>>708841674
Me either, but if mai waifu looks like a baseball you'd better believe I'm joining the MLB.
>>708841928
Most times*
>>708841564
>>708841690
Don't be so harsh on yourself bud you trooped out a shitty day and possibly have a lot on ur mind kick back and enjoy the cute it's Friday m c:
I feel like you told me but where do u work?
>>708840904
A wooden Maitreya statue, Mai carves them in the show.
>>708842112
>>708842131
Love you guys. I need to quit being a pushover.
>>708842112
mai is my favorite shitposter
>>708842214
cute
>>708841890
I don't want to interfere with your gun obsession ;-;
maybe you can teach me guns v_v
>>708842214
Bawww that's so cute! :3
What's this show aren't Mai and friends music artists?
>>708842536
Nichijou
same studio as lucky star
>konata
>>708841826
True. -50 would be hard to live in. Don't fall asleep in that weather.
I thought you did but whatever. It's all gravy.
>>708842536
Kek no, I think you're thinking of K-on.
It's Nichijou.
>>708842359
Keep doing u we love it
>>708842112
I won't disagree ;)
Your friend wud love it
>>708842910
<3
I think on Sunday I'mma go with Nonon to "weeb shop" and I'm pick up a little plushie of Ryuko that they have.
Claiming Felix
>>708843244
lift up dress ._.
>>708842826
O heck guess I was sorry about that. All this time with you posting a cute blank image I never asked or looked it up but thought you were a great poster c;
>>708842755
Thanks :3
>Luluco
>>708843323
Did you know cats have a barbed penis?
>>708843200
Is there one of Nonon too?
>>708843244
B-but i was going to claim Felix
>Ran-sama
>>708843354
did you see my first post in thread? :o
I've never been further than Phoenix but it's cool another Arizona waifu
>>708843460
now I really want to see
>>708843529
We didn't see one last time sadly.
(They also have a sick ass senkets backpack I really want. Cost 60 bucks trying to find it cheaper somewhere else)
>>708843244
what a fucking faggot
>>708841826
what's up naruto?? still throwing fire-balls? what a faggot
>>708843640
Yeah I think I remember when you started posting way back the image had words and was blue though. Back when you know?
Yeah Mugen was originally from AZ too I think there's one more maybe?
>>708843200
Cuuute sounds like a good time. Where do you work buddy
>>708842536
ok what is going on with that skirt? clearly you are a pedophile. go jerk off to chinese cartoons faggot. :)
>>708841890
hey galil, still rustling jimmies for no reason? i'm proud
>>708842651
Shinoa claimed ',:)
>>708843852
Pics? Pls
>>708844213
day-walker
>>708844154
I work at a goodwill. Currently looking for another place to work as well.
>>708843460
Now i'm wondering if Felix's penis is barbed
thanks Obama
>>708843852
Shame there's no nonon plush and 60 does seem like a lot for a backpack
>>708843950
Hello Sandpire's daughter
>>708844159
U dun see nuffins
>oldfag
>>708844213
Hey there smug the shit eating smile variation
>>708844233
>>708844180
hey :)
>>708844213
hi there
>>708844366
Lol ok yeah u said thrift shop or something like that xD yeah I said I had worked there so let me ask where you live haha? Did you get donuts and snacks at the early meeting?
You a cashier or da or clothes person?
>>708844609
Almost time
>>708844560
It's on amazon
https://www.amazon.com/Cartoon-Travelling-Bag-Shoulder-Backpack/dp/B00P26JF30/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1477109840&sr=8-1&keywords=kill+la+kill+backpack
>>708844609
Ak-me! It's been a while since we've last spoken.
>>708844560
U missed my trips sandwich bud c;
> 60 bucks is worth
>>708844744
I'll say I live in the shittiest sand covered state. And I cashier and do clothes. (I also move furniture for customers, which I enjoy because it's the only real physical thing I get to do most of the day)
>>708844609
Where u been c:
>>708844365
Vampire
>>708844491
Hey there heretic who I'm pretty cool with
>>708844609
Hello midnight. What up?
>>708844759
I know!
>>708844836
Hi Shiro~ might have thrown a few anonymous goodnights your way but it's good to properly meet again!
>>708845097
nowhere really.. Do I know you?
>>708845116
a shinoa. How are you?
>>708844836
well hey there. tell me an interesting fact.
>>708844908
Those numbers are nice!
>>708844817
Yea, I had a feeling it would be. Thanks for finding it btw!
>>708845116
I'm not even gunna say anything.
>>708845301
hey here, can i have your autograph?
>>708845282
>Fact of the day
Your waifu is shit
>>708845301
Pretty sure everything is on amazon
>>708845424
fuck off, big dumb gay
>>708845051
> shittiest sand covered state
(Fair enough)
> cashier at GW
> like klk
> mfw I know the feel exactly xD
You feel like you wanna save up and move?
>>708845265
Where you been nigga?
>>708845051
and then you go home to your imaginary cartoon wife...
>>708845491
Fact: He's right you know.
Anyone else drinking?
Boxed wine is not bad.
>>708845497
I really want to move. I talked to Nonon about being room mates but it's not gonna happen for a while due to Nonon being jobless ATM...
>>708845265
lol I guess you stopped posting longer than I thought I was mumei when we talked xD
>>708845301
T-thanks c;
>>708845333
Cute alert
>>708845265
Sleepy, tired and well. You. Where have you been?
>>708845333
Checked
>>708845733
>forgot pic
>>708845615
Pretty much yea.
>>708845709
>Boxed wine is not bad.
jesus christ, kill yourself. that's like saying, roman noddles aren't that bad.
>>708845491
Nice to see you have that Adam Sandler "Humor"
>>708845709
>MFW too young to drink
>>708845742
Where?
>>708845788
Lesser checked. What's up Smugs?
>>708845558
mostly lurking
>>708845742
oh yeah how's it going mumei? Sorry if that came out rude by the way
>>708845788
I was around here I guess. Felt like staying low for a while
>>708845116
>>708844908
Checum, yeh yeh I guess I'll be judged for my actions but still happy to know that you have a friend in me
>>708845733
Keep friends close always but I know both of those sides maybe you could sugggest him to work at your store?
>>708845941
Pfffffff. The only people who have a problem with boxed wine are kids who have never tried it, people who think they are above it, and kids who think they are above it.
Get you a 12 dollar box of wine and stay drunk for a while before you shit on it faggot.
>>708845954
Really? Wew. I don't recommend drinking at all. But if you do decide to pick up the poison start with fruity mixed drinks. They actually taste decent and still work.
>>708846211
>Fruity mixed drinks
But i'm not a woman
>>708845406
Never been asked this. Ever. Here you go lol ~MyToy
>>708846144
It's all good
I'm Luluco now though shush the heretic memes are waiting for impulsive ppl like myself..
>Luluco
>>708845333
Hey senpai
>>708846305
Well you better start taking shots of Whiskey to get that hair on your chest. Or go straight to 151.
Reminder that James Bond always orders a Vodka Martini, shaken not stirred.
>>708846144
You left discord without telling a soul
>>708846211
boxed wine was pretty bad, ALMOST as bad as barefoot chard. that stuff is fucking nasty.
>>708845282
Fuck, I'm not smart and don't know interesting facts.
>>708845265
I was wondering who was doing those, thank you. It is good to properly meet again.
How've you been?
>>708846172
I talked to Nonon about it. But the store has all positions filled. I tell him to apply anyways (so they have a app on file if someone quits)
>>708846036
Wew lad it's you dammit
>Luluco
>>708846518
Forgot my pic again!
>>708846472
You sound like a faggot who drinks for class and not to get drunk.
Go sip on your champagne at your debutante ball, faggot.
Steve Austin claimed
>>708846434
Go big or go home
or go big and die trying to get home
>>708846663
How appropriate
>>708846650
i haven't had a drink in over 2 years, but you have to admit; that barefoot chard was fucking awful.
i need some relaxing music but i have no inspiration
can you guys maybe help?
I have just been notified I have been listening to " I Want to Know" on loop for at least an hour. I have a problem. I need someone music please.
>>708846751
Just saying that inexperienced drinkers should stay away from the harder stuff. You won't have a good time if you get TOO drunk your first time.
>>708846837
I'm not a fan of Barefoot to begin with, but I also prefer red wines.
>>708846328
Don't worry I won't pick on you for this. Good meeting you as Luluco I guess haha
>>708846437
Yeah that was messy I'm sorry. I missed you and a lot of others
>>708846506
I've been doing surprisingly alright for a little while after my mind shit the bed. Had someone special taking good care of me
>>708846949
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ea2WoUtbzuw
>>708846518
Good suggestion it's hard getting a job without wheels and vise-verse. And I'm sure it won't be long maybe my gw was the exception but there was 2 ppl in the store after 3:30 all day and I worked in what was once the most crime ridden crack freak show location haha
>>708847071
It's water under the bridge
>>708847071
Glad to hear you're getting better.
>>708846994
>>708847153
>and the two people to close happened like 3 times one month
What kind u like?
>>708847071
Hey thanks same to you :3
>>708846036
Being sleepy and such. Long day. You?
>>708846144
Felt like lurking and took a break from thread eh?
>>708846172
Poor you! He won't know who you were though. Yeah dude, I won't forget you
>>708846949
>>708846994
https://youtu.be/bpI-KeK-PQg
>>708846949
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=h0xLgdH0dP8
>>708847501
I like most music. Kinda in the mood for something relaxing. (I usually to really heavy stuff all day)
Ryuko claimed
>>708847362
I see you, Gasai.
>>708847048
Not like it matters
I'll probably be drinking alone anyway
>>708847698
This is nice thanks :)
>>708847071
>>708847698
>>708847742
thanks strangers
>>708847813
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tAxfXc3fckU
>>708846335
Hey there Kitten. You better get to a hospital tomorrow or you're in trouble.
>>708846607
Lies.
>>708847698
About to get to work, you know the routine.
>>708847914
Just invite me. I won't abuse you or take advantage of you when you're drunk or anything. Promise.
>>708847838
Hello Ryuko
>>708848019
Thanks Mavis <3
>>708848065
Aren't you in Texas?
I'll come to you, we'll wake up half naked in the desert
>>708848118
This is the part where I make fun of you for heresy
>>708848158
Speaking of heretics...
>>708847362
Thanks for understanding. Do you still post in here at all?
>>708847363
Thanks man. How are you doing over there?
>>708847501
So what's up?
>>708847698
I didn't really feel like it honestly. I didn't want to show up while I had a situation and was kinda ashamed to come back
>>708847989
np
>>708848232
Not fair, you know where I'm from but I swear you said you were from Florida. Spill the beans!
>>708847698
I didn't know you like ds?!?
>>708847813
Do youuuu like dark souls c:
>>708848022
You can't deny what you know your heart feels
>>708848244
Now comes the part where I counter that with denouncing you as an elitist~
>>708848251
Not as much
>>708848353
Do I like Dark Souls?
> Yes.
Do I like Playing it?
>No.
>>708848325
I don't think i'd like to live in Florida, i'm pretty sure it's just California's ghetto cousin
>>708848435
Are you flirting with me? Freaking Heretic :^)
>>708848494
Hmmm. If you don't want to spill the beans that's fine.
>>708847942
You're welcome. Have another:)
https://youtu.be/0scm3HEhJYY
>>708847989
You're welcome anon
>>708848022
You should and I do
>>708848251
So I've heard. That would make sense still, show up for those who cares
>>708848353
I only know the lore. The song was shown by a friend and it's beautiful
>shinoa
Claiming quick blue horse.
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