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REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW

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REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW
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>>708819337
not if george soros has anything to say about it.
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fuck you
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If I don't have a girlfriend by tomorrow, then I know for a fact that I am immune to all of these so it's a win win
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SIGN ME UP MOTHERFUCKER
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nothing to loose but having no self control
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ok
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I hope
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Pls.
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>>708819337
this voodoo better work
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>>708819337
Gay, want to see if i can get a girl friend thru image board sorcery
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Implying
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>>708819337
no feminine benis.
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plox
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>>708819732
This
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ok
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It never works...
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Nothing to lose
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>>708819337
I did almost confess my crush on my co-worker like an hour ago. Maybe there's still time.
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>>708819337
Here it goes. GET GIRLFRIEND!
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>>708819337
couldnt hurt
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>>708819732
this for me too
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Why the fuck not.
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aight :u
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>>708820307
She's kinda cute.
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Please
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>>708819337
im just as desperate as all you fags
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Now to browse furry threads while waiting
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>>708819337
bullshit
me=pussy
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Oki doki
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>>708819337
(You)
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>>708819337
ye boi
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>>708819732
i agree
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great
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>>708819337
Pls
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Not even risking that shit
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sure nigga
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I'm so lonely
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>>708819337
Going to the movies tomorrow with two girls and a guy. Wish me luck, /b/!
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Reagan Payne plz
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>>708819337
Xddddd
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>>708820277
this
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>>708819337
lol if only
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>>708819337
gimme da girlies!
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.
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Might as well
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k
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Okay
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>>708819337
this better work or your mother will die in her sleep
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PLS SKYLER
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fuck it im already depressed as shit it wont hurt
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>>708819337
If it's right, it will happen
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you wish faggot
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>>708819337
angst and deceit and regrets
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Sure
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>>708819337
>Anonymous 10/21/16(Fri)19:36:03 No.70881
pls
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>>708819337
Sure jan
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>>708819337
I'll try anything at this stage
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>>708819337
lies
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>>708819337
But I don't want one. I am a disgusting human being both physically and mentally and I would not want anyone else to suffer for it.
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>>708819337
But i dont want a gf, i just need to get laid
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Bump
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>>708819337
i'm bad at real life. help me internet magic.
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I don't see how considering I don't leave my house except for family or work.
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>>708819337
but i don't want a girlfriend tomorrow. costs too much $$$ having one :/
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.
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I have a wife so a gf will be nice kek
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.
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>>708819337
Okay
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I just sent a message to my high school crush.
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>>708819337
Lmao I have one already anyway so eat shit OP
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>>708819337
this better fucking work. Power of /b/
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>>708819337
i take it that you are one of the people that creates the "1 like = 1 prayer" memes? you should just kill yourself
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topkek
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>>708819337
Fucking superstitious as shit b
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>>708819337
I don't want a girlfriend.
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Nothing to lose
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Its hard but never say never
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k den. Sure
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Pls
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doubt it
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>>708821611
DUBS GET!
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pls
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Please
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Im gay
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>>708819337
please
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If this works I will kill my self.
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Fuckit
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Pls
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salad fork
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>>708819337
saved
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yeet
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OK then
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Please god.
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>>708819337
I need plz
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>>708819337
I hate niggers.
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ok
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please
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worth
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I'll bite.
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Oh finally!
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>>708819337
I promise to leave the house then
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>>708819337
Worth a shot,but immunity cat/dog might negate the effect
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>>708819337
i wish
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ok
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okay
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>>708819337
iit, underage virgins
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Yes please.
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Just this once
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>>708819337
WELP.
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>>708819337
worth a shot, but I am camping with my buds this weekend, I don't expect to see any girls :(
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No
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I've replied to a lot of these posts, but they never seem to work?
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ill take 20
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>>708819337
But I already have one ..
Did I win?
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I'll prove you wrong
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>>708819337

I recognize Eliza.
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>>708819337
j
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>Implying
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>>708819337
Y
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have no intention of leaving my room tomorrow but if you say so
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>>708819337
Hell, if its dubs then yes.
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I wish
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Sure
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Send help too <3
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why do you retards even respond

https://youtu.be/UxRfDrPZLek
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>>708819337
try me, bitch
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>>708819337
Probs not but let's see
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if doubles then absolutely
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If only.
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rolllllllllllllllllllling
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>>708819337
cyka blyat
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ok
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>>708822419
Give me a (You)
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help
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roll
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we will see
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>>708819337
I am desperate
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im going to a dance
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>>708822729
Here's a (you), sadly you won't get a gf as well.
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>>708819337
plz
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green eyes too pls
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yeah ok
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>>708819337
:)
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>>708819337
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>>708819337
Kms myself
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>>708822947
That's great, cause i just want you
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wow
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>>708819337
hi
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>>708819337
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>>708819337
Ok
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Fuck u faggot. HAHA! So long, wife!
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Fuck bitches, get money
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b-but i already have one
>>708819337
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>>708819732
Posting because of this
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okay
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>>708819337
Fucking better be real this time
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Only if its against her will.
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This doesn't seem plausible but I will try it
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>>708819337
I hate my gf now i could use a refresh
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>>708819337
What if tomorrow is already today?
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Niggers!
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Plz b0ss
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Ayyyy
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>>708819337
shinitai
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>>708823388
yay dubs away. grant my wish op
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please let this work
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>>708819337
Bs
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Sure why not
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Do do it. Girlfriends are a wastenof money
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Ok
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fine
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>>708819337
Fuck me sideways dude I cant beleave im so weak Im posting...
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FUCK off faggot
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>>708819337
pls
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>>708819337
I don't believe you.
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>>708819337

no i wont
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i hope she's hot
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>>708822419
OP here
I'm not ok
Wat do?
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>>708819337
k
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aight ,bet
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but she will break up on Sunday
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>>708819337
plz op
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>>708819337
vamo dale pae
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desperation
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>>708819337
Ayyy
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better safe than sorry amarite
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>>708822947
post ur cats :3
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>>708819337
Nigger
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welp
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>>708819337
no
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May as well
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>>708823651
I like your posts OP. Maybe I'll make you a custom pic with a sign for these threads.
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REPLY
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Pls
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>>708823800
I gave the little guys cat nip today.
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>>708819337
Might as well try
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i could try
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>>708819337
pls
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>>708819337
Why not?
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That is a reply. I'm asking one beautifull girl out tomorrow. Hope it plays well.
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>>708819337
I do crave some struggle snuggle with a cute girl
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Nevkbeard
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>>708819337
Fuck it let's reply.
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>>708819337
lel
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my last hope lowkey
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Lonely fag here so might as well try
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Pls pls pls.
Dubs confirm
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Ha, I wish
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ff
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I wont be anywhere close to girls until deadline,but desperate enough to try
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Ayy
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its over 200 different ip's so far itt
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Going for it. But hopefully not going to end up with a crazy or someone completely uninterested in what I'm interested in.
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Thats how that works?
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plz
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Lonely fag here so might as well try it
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Why not
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>>708819337
Bullshit
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>>708819732
Nice thinking
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probably won't work, but can't hurt to try. (it hurts my pride just a little though)
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>>708819337
Beth
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>>708819337

I doubt that, nobody wants to date a dude who's 6'7"
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SIGN ME THE FUCK UP
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>>708819337
Gf fo me boi
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I dpubt it
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Fuck it might as well
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plzzz
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>>708819337
>>708819732

>implying either way
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AY
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pls
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doubtful
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work your jew magic fag
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>>708819337
damn to much replies
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>>708823866
Huh, i need more than that.
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Ploxerino
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Already have one
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I have girl friends, get my dick felt and I'll believe this b8 4 1c
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!!!!
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im beting all my hopes on you good sir
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>>708819337
Pls
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>>708819732
This
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>>708819337
she better be thin and love anal
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alright thanks
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ok
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ya ok
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Hopefully
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No feminine benis please...
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>>708819337
Nigha please.
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>>708819337
Sure
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Nigger
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LOVE ME
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Just in case.
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possibly
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But I don't want one yet
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Pls respond
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what gives

at least worth the try
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>>708819337
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oh boy
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Ok
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yah, alright
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>>708819337
1 pls
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I dislike mexicans
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>>708819337
Please
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sure..
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>>708819337
pls, I'm so tired of being lonely
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>>708819337
pls
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ay
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ahoi
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Im tired of being hurt and alone.
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Nothing to loose
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hell yea
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Ok
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Bullshit
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>>708819337
plex
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i dont like the sounds of these conditions
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i don't think so
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Tiny wee wee
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Who needs a girlfriend when you have some olive oil and a bad dragon?
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>>708819337
MEME MAGIC
E
M
E

M
A
G
I
C
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I smoke and masturbate to much to get lucky like that
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not a chance
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k
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might aswell try
fuck you fags
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God please
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>>708819337
nope
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>>708819337
Ok
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bueno
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Not for me but my friend...he really needs some uplifting in his life.
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Ew
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>>708819732
Ok
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انها nutshack
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Ait
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Thanks OP these threads are fucking awesome
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k
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>>708819337

Sure I will.
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k
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>>708819337
Bless me Kek!
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>>708819732
Pretty much
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>>708819337
leggo
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Ik its a lie but worth a try
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Pls
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>>708819337
Pls a 10/10!
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>>708819337
Sure thing
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>>708819337
I most certainly will not, my good sir!
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cant hurt i guess
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Lol
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Fuck it, I'm trying to get a date with this girl: I could use the help
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>>708819732
Same
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>>708819337
yay!
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