Waifu claiming thread. Previous: >>708723124 The rules
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Waifu claiming thread.
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>>708723124
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu/husbando
>post pics of your waifu
>No Claiming Waifu's/Husbando's that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>most important:Have fun!
Amatsukaze claimed
Claim, going to sleep edition
>>708733421
I've driven my moms Monte Carlo SS, but it's FWD, so I guess it just doesn't compare.
And I would wait, but these specific cars are only getting more expensive, and rarer to find.
>>708733512
Drink some water yo. I always have headaches when I wake up. Dehydration is a bitch.
Miho claimed
>>708730685
>Best girl in sisanime
You know it, my dude.
Based taste.
>>708730702
Oh, so an actual holiday, and yet you're still able to pay wages.
Interesting.
>If hes working theres no point me mentioning that.
I'd say he'd be sleeping by then, so there's that.
>>708730830
Sleep is a bitch sometimes, but that doesn't make it any less necessary. Indeed, it's already 4 AM. It's pretty late for both of us, and I'll probably give sleep a shot about now.
I wish you good luck.
>And that little kiss still crushes my poor heart.
>>708731391
>It was Amatsu's launch day~
Amatsu cake when?
Oh, yet you still speak both of them?
It's interesting, I thought everybody on Quebec had French as a primary language.
>I remember you telling me you were Chilean
Did I? I'm sorry about that, I tend to repeat myself in these kind of things. It's just how bad I am at socializing.
>you seem like an awesome person to me from what I've seen in thread!
What is this, so much love tonight.
You're the bestest here, if anything. You had reacted way friendlier that I could have ever done. And you really can throw one up whenever you feel like doing so! I could blame myself for not talking with you earlier as well.
>Hell, we even shared a TG group once, and still share a Discord to this day.
Anyhow, I'll be heading off for tonight. I hope you sleep well when you do.
>>708733438
>implying that while on here they arent one and the same.
All we know you by is your waifu; thus, while here you are your waifu. So by me saying "you are a cute" i am really saying " your waifu is cute".
>get down with the autism
claiming
about to get that stream up
>>708733623
mandatory cc claim
chillstream:
https://www.rabb.it/shino83
still here
>>708733817
Fuck it i dont need sleep tonight...
>>708733740
I don't usually have them. It is really weird to have one now all of the sudden. Maybe the temperature changed outside. I always start feeling sick when there is a climate change.
>>708733788
Oh hello there Miho!
>>708733818
Sup bb
>>708733923
Hello pete
>>708733923
nothin much,
im in chillstream.
may get something to eat, i should.
![Syndra [218].png](https://i.imgur.com/t0NeJxZ.png "Syndra [218].png")
Hello shinobu reporting in.
>>708733804
look at that wall of text so pretty looking. I dig your post layout.
>>708733810
>All you know me by
I've posted myself though!
>>708733824
I JUST enlarged that image for the first time. That is a cat. I always thought it was a giant cookie or a cracker.
>>708733923
Well it is getting past summer finally, so...
>>708734103
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>>708734058
How are ya?
>>708734076
Oh neat. Well have fun. I have to get myself some breakfast because I am in no mood for making it myself right now.
>>708734238
>implying everyone was here to see it
>>708734196
I'm just an idiot that tends to take this a bit too seriously.
Talking with me usually gets tedious, but thank you very much for the kind words, Shino.
>>708734238
Yeah.. Fucking sucks honestly. I did not mind the heat.
>>708734284
what you gonna get?
>>708733421
>>708733788
Be careful with that ship!
>>708733438
>>708733740
Fine..
>>708733620
I REALLY need to watch that movie
>>708733720
Goodnight~
>>708733804
>Amatsu cake when?
Right here
>
Well everybody speaks French in Quebec, unless you visit Montreal, then a good part of the city speak Shakespeare's tongue. I just happened to be born native
I'm also forgetful sometimes, so you'll have to forgive me when I inevitably repeat myself.
>What is this, so much love tonight.
You deserve it in my honest opinion.
I didn't see any reason why I should've reacted any differently, I was even happy you bothered to talk to me.
>even if it was on a grudge :^)
>Hell, we even shared a TG group once, and still share a Discord to this day.
You were never active in those groups, from what I've seen. Heck you even had to be forced into the conversation for you to say anything at all!
I hope you'll sleep splendidly, I'll try to do the same
>>708734393
You're not an idiot. Don't say stuff like that about yourself. Also you're welcome!
>>708734393
Hey m8 you arent an idiot and i usually enjoy talking to you
>>708734465
Probably some BBQ chicken with some rice on the side.
>>708734538
for breakfast
>>708734325
>Implying I haven't posted it multiple times
>>708734396
Keep your heat, I'll keep my cold.
>Car is a HEAT MACHINE
>Keep toaster in car once it's warmed up without ever needing to touch the heater
>Go to sleep in the morning
>Nothing comfier than curling up under my fluffy pink blanket
Ya, fuck the heat.
>>708734467
Alright, now we need to apply the sedative.
>>708733898
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>>708734238
Nope, just a very round cat.
>>708734600
There is nothing better to get, all the other shops are closed.
>>708734685
kek'd
>>708734685
>Implying it'll ever be enough
>>708734823
Hello petey
>>708734883
Hi hi. Sorry did not really notice you. I have the worst headache right now.
>>708734984
Aww sorry to hear that. And I'm not telling you to get off but looking at a screen cant be helping.
nyarko claimed
>>708734823
asda is open.
in an hour all cafe's will be open
>>708734724
Is it a soft cat, though?
>>708734883
Well then here, jeez. Now stop calling me cute.
http://imgur.com/a/13F3q
>>708734685
S-sedative? What for?!
>>708735090
I sit on the PC/Phone 24/7 mostly, so it should be ok.
>>708735110
I know, maybe even in 20 min. I will maybe just go to the shop to buy some cornflakes honestly.
It is easier and cheaper. Plus they tasty.
>>708735160
>no face
>Obviously trap
Cant really tell if cute or not.
>>708735279
Heres hoping it gets better
~tali
>>708735098
squirming chaos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bl5TUw7sUBs
>>708735270
Well I can't have you screaming now... or I suppose I could, it might make it funner~
>>708735281
I don't show it for a reason. Not cute.
>>708735279
i recommend something chocolate while your at it
>>708735160
Being that round? How could it not be?
>>708735324
i guess it could be seen that way.
that song is surprisingly good, being as weird as it is.
>>708735380
Taking HRT and doing the femboy aesthetics regiment? Itll help. Legs are cute tho.
>>708735308
THE RIDE NEVER ENDS!
>>708735421
I am getting those choco-pops or as you have them Nesquick. Maybe buy a Twix too.
ITS FINALLY UP
twitch ridetheflame
>>708735530
get a galaxy bar.
oh and i'm low on milk, could you get me some?
>>708735676
Sure, why not.
>>708735452
What's the matter, Bote? You're lookin a bit spooked there~
>>708735463
Hmmm, this is true. Round things are normally somewhat soft...
>>708735507
I was HRT for about 3 months, but that shit comes with INSANE levels of stress. People complain that trannys never shut up about their transition, and it's because the stress from it makes it about the only thing they can deal with. Therapy, doctors appointments, future planning, employment, it's a lot. I opted out of it fairly early, just as my breasts were starting to become a little bigger, so I never really saw any changes. Like, a month later and they were back to normal.
As for the regiment, I'm interested. Do tell.
>>708735488
never agreed with me earlier. and yeah i was surprised as well
![Syndra [282].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/t6UAZ8J.jpg "Syndra [282].jpg")
>>708734238
>>708733818
Hey cc! I finished your drawing. I couldn't find you earlier though.
>>708735609
I remember that game! Not sure if I finished it though
>>708735820
Pretty fucking spooked tbh
3spooky5me
twitch ridetheflame
moka's playing hentai games on twitch.
I'm afraid I'll never get a waifu.
I'm a 40 year old NEET wizard and never fallen in love with a fictional character. Maybe I don't watch enough animu. ... I have watched a lot of animu. I'm only half weeb, but maybe exposure to degenerate Nippon propaganda isn't enough to make me fall in love. I wouldn't even say I'm free of degenerate corruption either.
>>708735824
maybe i did maybe i didnt. i dont remember what happened ages ago, havent been here in a while.
i added it to my favorites
>>708735965
>>708735820
Its a 4chan thing lemme find it. But you should stick with the HRT if you wanna go full female.
>>708736004
well yeah. its ok though. im trying to remember other weird stuff but all i can think of is this stuff
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSggtXbusdE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZKT6qItx49U
>>708736236
ive got a weird song thats actually good.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwv_2OKxZr8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-3pHsAIUy4
its not really weird but i like them
>>708735834
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>>708735948
It's okay, you'll not remember a thing. Your head will cloud over soon~
>>708736194
Nah, after thinking it over carefully, I'd want the transition process to be a bit more full than what's possible with modern medicine before I do it. It really does take up your life if you do it. And I rather put my stress, attention, and money towards my car and car goals.
>>708736367
Here's the infographic
If your body was good I'd still probably power fuck you from behind.
>>708736337
space jam remixes?
>>708736472
basically yea, thats about it. i like them.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnl0jZrYTDA
something wrong with space jam remixes?
Porns starting twitch ridetheflame
>>708736450
ive seen this
>>708736586
uh no not at all
>>708736450
Ah, I've seen that before. I really should try following it sometime and see how i turn out.
>>708736818
Whaaaat's the matter, Bote~?
we have just reached "pussy lake"
twitch ridetheflame
>>708737042
I am sorry but I cannot watch that shit anymore Shino!! WHAT IS THAT SHIT?!
>>708736843
ok, well i have to go. bye, maybe ill be in more of these threads in the future.
Claimed
once I was in the post office and I looked outside and it was a nice day it was a nice cold day too the clouds were a nice shade of grey or blue I don't know but the colour certainly brings on nostalgia today let me tell you I see it and I feel beautiful it was a Monday I remember I remember because I didn't wear my Monday slacks I thought I'd be devious and wear Sunday instead g whizz what a silly choice I sure as heck don't get nostalgic over that let me assure you of that I think my slacks might have been grey but in hindsight I am unsure I was walking in the post office or the " lettery" as we boys used to call it gee we sure we're
>>708737105
night
Still at work. Im just being lazy.
>>708736843
be careful what you trust on the internet. I'd try to get reliable confirmation on all those claims.
Pretty sure ingesting soy will give you negligible results. Semen is just psychological. {You're a bitch.} and fuck hand sanitizer in an attempt to change your hormones. You'll fuck up your skin. I didn't learn enough about skin care, but heard general things about exfoliating {not every day}, moisturizing, and ... I forget the step that resets your PH levels {which are different for men and women}. Toner, I think is for PH? I REALLY need to look into skin care, as my 40 year old hands look like an old hag.
>>708737489
i didnt say id trust it just that ive seen it before. im not sure about skin stuff or anything really specific about the body
>>708736999
You are one spooky individual!
But I must sleep for now
Goodnight!
>>708737669
Bye bye Bote!
>>708737293
Same here, execpt its more or less, ' I have way too many things to check before coming on here'
sup faggots
![Syndra [277].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/isiaDyd.jpg "Syndra [277].jpg")
>>708736367
>>708737293
Stop being lazy?
>>708737990
Mine is 'do those fucking dishes'.
>>708738094
Thats the plan. About 15 mins off being finished now.
>>708738094
>All this Syndra x Irelia
I find this funny since I'm an Irelia main.
>>708738312
But if you do them now, you won't have to do them later. Also, how was mirai nikki?
>>708738355
>new Kha evolved ultimate
What even is a cooldown on that. What the fuck.
>>708738991
I haven't read the assassin changes since I just don't really get a chance to play anymore.
>>708739211
Khas ult gets a passive. His ulti activates for 3 secs when he enters a bush and stays on for 1.5 after exiting. Without using it.
>>708739321
Jesus fucking christ, that sounds like some serious BS.
![Syndra [343].png](https://i.imgur.com/9fMejN6.png "Syndra [343].png")
>>708738355
I should fix my Syndra x Irelia folder
I have a lot, but its not sorted.
>>708739321
That sounds balanced.
night
>>708739408
>>708739449
His q loses the extra evolved damage but reduces cooldown by 60% on isolated targets. His jump is unchanged. Its not worth evolving his w anymore.
>>708739449
They're absolutely adorable, to be honest.
>>708739560
So, Q is still bullshit, E is still bullshit, and they changed the not so annoying W to be an annoying ult passive? Woo.
>Tfw you fap and clean up but an hour later you find a cum shot all the way below your nipple
>cough up blood about 21-23 hours ago
>was a good amount but cleaned it up, but the taste was still there
>couldn't get rid of it
>later in the morning, my lower right side starts hurting
Yesterday was not a fun day
Finally made it to breakfast~ I just want this shift to end. It feels really slow
>>708740390
You better have went to the hospital, Kitten.
>>708740445
I didn't because i was too tired to even bother to try and process what it was
I haven't coughed up anymore since though, but my side is still hurting quite a bit and kind of hard to breathe, also have some trouble sittint down and standing up
>>708740530
That... Kitten, you really might wanna go to a hospital.
>>708740530
go get checked
>>708740530
That doesn't seem like a good sign. might need to go get yourself checked out
>>708740530
Check yourself before you rek yourself.
>seriously get checked, could be kidney failure.
better than tinder! plenty of slutty girls of your city on http://zae.bz/NqAfWG
>>708739860
The w was just a slow and a heal.
The Q is more bullshit, the ulti is bullshit, the jump was always bullshut and his ulti is now broken.
>>708740530
Go the fuck to hospital
DA PACEM DOMINE
https://youtu.be/9Sd0uhxSQcc
>>708741446
Righteo, so all in all, the Bug is now more bullshit than before.
>>708741566
Are we crusading again already?
>>708740530
Sounds like you have a hole in your lung.
Did you do something that would cause that?
That would be my wild guess based on what you said, anyways.
better than tinder!! plenty of horny girls of your city on http://zae.bz/NqAfWG
>>708742123
No, not yet, but I'm falling asleep to gregorian chants.
>>708742298
Ah, that sounds like something rather interesting to fall asleep to.
cut me yuno
>>708742813
is there a yuno here? I don't think that that's yuno
>>708743035
its a joke that anon likes to say in every thread hoping yuno responds
so how is everyone
>>708742123
The bug is amazing already. Love the bug. Accept his gifts of solo killing.
>>708743698
So-so. Sitting here trying to find a decent RX7 Twin Turbo, and I ain't getting jack squat.
>>708743809
>Solo killing
No. The bug is bullshit because EVERY TIME I'M ABOUT TO MURDER THE CUNT, HE JUMPS AWAY!
better than tinder! plenty of horny anime sluts of your city on http://zae.bz/NqAfWG
>currently suffering 50 minute League fatigue
Mfw this thread is still up
>>708745336
To be fair, with the way I build, my end game is rather scary for any 1v1s.
>>708745511
It's been a very, VERY slow night.
>>708745873
Not if I can deal the damage I deal.
>>708746188
You act as if I won't have SOME form of tank items.
>>708746383
>armor
What is armor pen?
>health
What is 400+ AD?
>>708746506
>400+ AD
I'm sorry, if you have THAT much AD, you are getting destroyed. That is 0 fucking defense, which through my extensive Irelia history, has served to be the ONLY thing that fucks me up.
>>708748120
Ohayou kutie
>>708748020
>>708748120
>>708748391
The thread almost died, we were so close!
>>708748495
I snipe bumps
>>708748741
For what purpose though?!
>>708749078
It saves me needing to go look for a new thread
"An artist's first duty is to be free. Is to have freedom."-Philip Guston
Ryuuko claimed
>>708746680
Oh I have some defenses.
>>708749965
Slutty waifu
>>708749965
Good morning Ryuuko, how are you? Did you ever find the other half of the scissor blade???
>>708750198
You're a tsun slut for Tuka
>>708750467
Not as slutty as you are, whoring out your waifu like you are.
>>708750586
How am I whoring her out?
She's at a beach in a bikini. Those go hand in hand
>>708750726
But you let her get other people. For shame. You let her go.
>>708750726
she's from tumblr. skinny people trigger her.
Fine just ignore me...
>>708750768
What?
Oh wait, I think you have the wrong anon.
>>708750854
People in glass houses throw stones.
![[triggering filename].png](https://i.imgur.com/nHhXCV1.png "[triggering filename].png")
>>708751108
thems fighting words?
since no one is talking. I'll talk about why I like this anime. it's very easy to photoshop.
>>708751671
I'd talk, but I was busy with work. I am not free for the next hour or so.
>>708751793
NOW! I am NOW free for the next hour! What the fuck autocorrect?!
Lets Nightcap Rory!
Rules
>rolling between 1 and 09
>anything over 12 is an instant fail
>10 is also now a failure
>07 gives you free reign - you may choose one of the drinks or two of a random
>rerolls allowed and encouraged
Exceptions
Dubs - you choose the drink
Trips - two drinks. Mix and match.
Quads - one of all. Just fuck my life up.
>>708751671
it's just a dream to shop these.
