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C-Celeb Th-Thread... Y-Yes... m-maybe... please p-post h-here f-for the betas.
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>>708730061
I'm gonna try..
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>>708730061
For fuck sake.
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That's how I feel myself then I'm cool. Does the fact that she is a lesbian excuses me for being not quite straight in my thoughts at these moments?
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>>708730680
Such as??
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Something for the oldfags.
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>>708730680
>Does the fact that she is a lesbian excuses me for being not quite straight in my thoughts at these moments?
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>>708730680
Do you want to dress up like KStew and have sex with guys?
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>>708730755
Her tongue is lovely
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>>708730778
Something for everyone.
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>>708730866
agreed
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>>708730775
After annexing a peninsula, for example.
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>>708730976
Lewd..
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>>708730778
oldfag here.
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>>708730976
All 3 should give you oral attention
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>>708731027
Well damn
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>>708730814
Not with guys.
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>>708731242
So you still wanna dress up?
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>>708729971
Was never attracted, but she's so rich it's no prob.
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>>708730755
adorable.

nudes when?
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>>708730778
Tossing Ally into the mix
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>>708731433
not for at least 2 months anon she's still 17
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>>708731038
I'm just stating an opinion anon
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>>708731293
Not really. I'm not thinking about the dress at all in such case. But there is nothing impossible in actually doing it for a fap session or two. I don't even think it's gay, some narcisstic authoerotic stuff.
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>>708731839
Lewd isn't bad.
It's true. Kenzie should do one aswell...
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>>708731840
> narcissistic
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>>708731840
She dresses like a guy, you can totally pull it off...
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>>708731970
not really a fan of Kenzie tbh anon
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>>708732087
She dresses like girl dressing like guy, which is not quite the same.
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>>708731493
Goldie in her younger years was also good....
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>>708732409
I don't find her attractive. But she sure is fuckable.
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>>708732459
True, but very easy to pull off if you have the right figure.
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L E W D
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>>708732409
To each their own..
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>>708732619
How anon? They go hand in hand imo. I find her extremely attractive
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>>708732622
Hnnnnng
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>>708732790
I find something wrong in her face.... her nose and mouth? I dunno anon. Maybe it's just me....
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I-It's 6 O'clock: t-t-time for m-m-my mistress to punch my lights o-out... Sh-She s-says I-I'm a-a man s-so I-I should allow her to buffy m-my f-face until it p-puffs up terribly... I-I know sh-she is j-just a-a w-woman b-but she c-can p-pack a-a terrible wallop wh-when she r-really winds u-up b-before st-stuffing h-her l-little f-fist into m-my face... I-I d-don't w-want people t-t-to laugh a-at m-me and c-call m-me a w-woman-beaten s-sissy s-so I-I p-put o-on a-a brave f-f-face f-for h-her s-sake... P-Plus I-I try t-to impress h-her b-by showing m-my m-manly strength... Unfortunately i-it n-never l-lasts and I-I'm usually c-cowing l-like a p-poodle on the gr-ground within a-a short while... She d-deems it not: calling m-me a s-sissy g-girl and g-gives m-me a-a couple m-more b-before walking o-off in a-a fury...
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>>708730680
She bi.
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>>708733055


Fuck stutterchan i need to pound your little beta boypussy and listen to your moan like the sissy bitch you are..
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>>708730778
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>>708733055
what did u mean by sponge ??
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>>708733228
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>>708732995
I can understand how she's not attractive to everyone as nobody is but what makes her fuckable whilst still not being atttractive?
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>>708733179
No way. She is straight.
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>>708732995
I don't see anything wrong or strange either.
But it's definitely not only you.
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>>708733190
Mm yea I'm diamonds on a daily grind faggot
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>>708733468
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>Couldn't sleep and come on /b/ to see this thread.
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Straight as fuck.
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>>708733567
I'd let you experiment on my cock.
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>>708733190
P-Please n-no Emma... I-I'm s-sorry if I-I offended you: d-don't speed b-bag m-my face and helpless b-body as I-I wallow on the gr-ground crying l-like a-a l-little bitch-boi...
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>>708733628
Mm yea I'm diamonds on the black baby
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>>708733651
Which celeb is this?
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>>708733190
Kek stutterchan
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>>708733295
W-What s-sponge g-good s-sir...?
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>>708733651
Maisie Williams
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>>708733717
Kirk Douglas
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>>708733649
It's too late for apologies

I'd pin your arms behind your back and rail that smooth asscunt of yours till you turn into the soppy, wet mess you crave to be
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>>708733561
Must be heaven for ya.
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QT
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>>708733930
Mmmmm she is frowned upon by her and nigger
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>>708733843
u said sponge yesterday and then u corrected it
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>>708733927
Did anyone watch Rocky Horror and see all that sweet Victoria Justice?
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>>708734007
When the time comes, child.
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>>708734141
Em is the best.
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>>708734270
Any new slutty Grande?
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>>708734354
Haven't looked in awhile tbh
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>>708734450
I mean do you have pics of the new slutty Grande?
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>>708730061
damn i thought it was going to be drake and josh honestly
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>>708734341
Trips of truth
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>>708734496
Sorry, misunderstood.

I'm on mobile so I only have a few. I love red hair Ari though
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>>708734646
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>>708734341
>6
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>>708734646
Thank you. I love how she dresses now
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>>708733628
I can offer some hammering in it.
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>>708734575
the power of love gets me trips with emma all the time.
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>>708734743
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>>708734754
with great power comes great rolls
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>>708734701

I want to suck DICK for Emma~
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>>708734887
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>>708734887
gay
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>>708734844
dubs of truth as well.
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>>708734701
Each of those black marks on the walk is where someone spit gum.
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>>708734859
Best thing she has ever worn
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>>708734887
>>708734936

How is that gay at all anon?
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>>708734997
>sequential posts
/b/ is slow tonight
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>>708734997
It can't be.
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>>708734997
im not going to explain it tonight, ask your dad tomorrow
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>>708734948
Her snap chat yesterday mac miller was behind her why she was doggie style it was funny
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My fucking dick
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>>708735198
This is one of my fave outfits of hers
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>>708734007
Well g-good s-sir I-I will try t-to explain t-to you... Y-You s-see m-my m-mistress Jessica Alba i-is one o-of the m-most beautiful w-woman in the w-world... B-Because she i-is s-so beautiful, she i-is a-a very v-valuable r-resource... She i-is the whole p-package: r-rich, beautiful and f-famous... I-I am h-however n-not any o-of these s-so she i-is the m-main moneymaker... She d-doesn't l-like h-how I-I am s-so p-poor b-but she c-cannot g-get r-rid o-of me... I-I u-use h-her a-as a-a sponge, dr-draining everything she h-has and enriching myself beautifully...
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>>708735237
She's fucking another nig?
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>>708735302
No surprise there. It's a damn shame though. She keeps that shit up and she might really get AIDS
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>>708735237
She was having sex?
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>>708735298
oh okay thanks for explaining

but i would say the way she abuses you makes up for it
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>emma legs best legs.
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>>708735302
White boy
From her snap today
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>>708735448
Well good for her.
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>>708735390
It looked like it 99%
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>>708735304
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>>708735523
Post it?
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>>708735298
Have you ever seen 'the kings speech'?
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>>708735561

Why are NIGGERS so disgusting?
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>>708735608
>Why are NIGGERS so disgusting?

Because they're violent subhumans?
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>>708735608
oh my
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>>708735410
I-I know I-I don't deserve h-her and th-there are a-a million o-other m-men who should h-have h-her... I-I a-am v-very l-lucky t-to have h-her because I-I'm s-such a-a beta-man... I-I f-feel she i-is s-such a-a alpha w-woman m-my s-sissy nature m-must h-have t-turned h-her on... I-I d-don't w-want t-to offend h-her s-so I-I don't say anything when she i-is twirling m-my helpless, weak body around l-like a-a top...
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>>708735680
I'm off to bed bros. Gnight
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>>708735448
You mad, nigger boy?
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>>708735828
>He's so beta that he has a nickname on 4chan.

Stutterchan, everybody!
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>>708735523
How did it look like it?
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>>708735830
I'm out as well. Good night guys.
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>>708735944

she's a feminazi. fuck her.
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>>708736110

Anyone stroking their fat cock?
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>>708736089
no shes not anon. shes pretty reasonable with the feminist stuff.
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>>708735585
Snap chat it's gone sorry man
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>>708736089
I would like to fuck her even if she wasn't a feminazi.
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>>708736247
Describe it better then?
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>tfw you get a legendary skin in Overwatch and it's for a character you don't play
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So is that it? The guys who like/worship celebs are betas? I never had any celebrity crush growing up and certainly don't now and I'm a full blown alpha. I thought the noxema girl was cute when I was like thirteen but certainly never fapped to her.

It's a beta characteristic to be infatuated and fap to celebs?
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>>708736330
Oh G anon... Smh.
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>>708736330
more
thank you G anon.
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>>708736330
Oh man those G titties
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>>708736401
I don't know, but it looks gay to me to pretend being alpha.
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>>708736428

WHERE my lewdies at?
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Guys, I think I want to stick my penis into Emma Watson's vagina.
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>>708735941
I-I'm am v-very m-much d-disliked b-by h-her many fans... M-Many of them s-send m-me the n-nastiest m-messages ... One f-fan wanted m-me t-to drink year o-old expired milk s-s-so I will die from food poisoning... Another f-fan w-wanted t-to send m-me instructions o-on how t-to construct m-my very own h-h-home made bomb so I can blow myself u-u-up... They envy m-me severely f-for having her...
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>>708736401
Do you know what love is anon? Seeing a celeb and having a crush is no different than seeing a normal girl and having a crush, you are just seeing them online instead of in person in that moment.

Also anyone who claims to be alpha is basically not alpha and is usually just a tool.
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>>708736538
stutterchan pretends to be a fucking omega. it doesn't get much gayer than that.
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>>708736561
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>>708736478
k anon
>>708736448
sorry Kenzie bro I just really want a legendary Junkrat skin
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QTQTQT
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>>708736561
> 2012
> wear panties
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>>708736538
Nobody in this thread is pretending to be alpha you fucking faggot. In fact looking through here there are a bunch of castrated men stuttering and fantasizing about Hollywood whores dominating them. This is why this country is so fucking soft and politically correct. Men are turning into enuchs right before my very eyes. Damn shame
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>>708736646
Gay alphas told you?
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>>708736679
Smh because you are unlucky.
And which one did you got?
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>>708736678
>>708736685
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>>708736627
No I have a crush on a girl in real life because of her smell and laugh and little things she does. But she does them to me in My presence. I don't sit on a computer with virgin males and fantasize about being dominated by a woman I never met in a glorified version of a circle jerk.

Especially not these used up fucked loose celebrity whores
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>>708736740
You can tell he's voting Trump just by how retarded he sounds.
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>>708736740
While alpha is all the way gay, and beta is establishment hell, there are no other ways to keep going persisting straight except for the being omega.
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>>708736969
Really? is that why you are on /b/ right now commenting in this thread about how much of an alpha you are?

Also Emma is a classy lady you fool. I just want to take her on a QT date.
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>>708736617
It i-is only when she h-h-has her hands around my throat a-and is choking the life out of me d-do I-I realize h-how much she loves me because I-I always w-wake up alive... Sh-She j-just c-can't g-get r-rid of m-me n-no matter h-how hard she tries sometimes...
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>>708736797
Deadlock Torbjorn.
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>>708736994
Don't try to make me sound like the extreme one. Your grand dads generation would call what's I'm saying "common sense".

Reason why Amy schumer is the modern American female and Caitlyn Jenner is the modern American man is there has been a massive migration of testosterone from the male to the female of the species in this country.

And I'm not voting for trump and i think he's a beta fag who brags about buying furniture for married women who friendzone him.
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>>708737201
>Uses the term beta unironically.

Grand dads generation also thought it was okay to hit your wife so yeah things have changed quite a bit.
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>>708737195
Meh.
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>>708733351
any girl that's attracted to other girls is straight in my book. That's normal.

In fact there's no such thing as lesbians, there are only faggots
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>>708737403
I spank/slap/punish my girlfriends. They won't have any respect for you if you don't show some authority. Usually an open hand slap to the face only needs to happened once or twice in a relation (I'm talking over years). Just so She knows it's a possibly.

Women like their man to provide them with boundries and make the decisions. My girl now will get bare ass spankings and time outs and even enemas if she gives me any lip and she loves me for it.

Grow some balls faggot
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>>708729971
The time and effort you retards take to type like that...
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>>708737684
kill yourself.
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>>708737502
I really wanted the Junkenenstein skin but I've still got over a week to try get it
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>>708737164
I-I w-wish a-all m-men c-could b-be l-lucky e-enough t-to have a-a beautiful c-celeb m-mate... M-My m-mistress s-says m-many m-men h-have approached h-her and w-want h-her...
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>>708737679
This is true, but I don't think she's really attracted to girls.
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>>708737770
Wish you luck buddy.
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>>708737717
I-I'm s-so s-sorry if I-I have offended y-you g-good s-sir... I-I know alphas l-like y-you t-turn m-my m-mistress on s-so please d-don't steal h-her from me...
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>>708737765
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>>708737870
ty anon
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>>708738226
And these are the Jews.
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>>708733632

she looks so unbelievable hot in this pic. don't know what it is, but damn..
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ariana grande nudes
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Jennette mccurdy ftw though~
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better than tinder! plenty of horny sexy girls of your city on http://zae.bz/NqAfWG
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