Hey b. I'm going to kill myself in 3 days. I have 350mg
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Hey b. I'm going to kill myself in 3 days. I have 350mg of traMADol and 12000 mg of naproxen. Is that enough to die peacefully.
w8t
>3 days
You aren't going to do shit.
DONT DO IT AUSTIN
>>708719833
I'll be posting tomorrow as well. Keep an eye out
>>708720041
You'll be posting in 4 days because you aren't going to do it.
how will that make things better?
If you sleep yeah, if not you're in for a good time.
if you consider vomiting, seizures, organ failure, and violent diarrhea peaceful...then yes, it's a very peaceful death.
>>708720138
The traMADol says I will have breathing problems when I take too much..
>>708719726
I'm pretty sure you don't want to kill yourself with an NSAID. It will take days for your liver to fail and it's supposed to be incredibly painful.
>>708720203
The nsaid is just a buffer I'm hoping the traMADol is ebnough
son suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem you are a coward and being selfish if you take your life but if you decide to do it know that none will pity you as you decided to die a coward
>>708720393
I'm sure he's going to feel sad when he's dead, grandpa.
>>708720122
Not better. Stop. That's the point of suicide. I don't want to continue living with thispain.
>>708720393
Fuck off. I'm not asking for your opinion. I just want to know if I'll die.
>>708720681
Do it tonight if you're going to do it.
>>708719726
Overdosing on pills has to be the most retarded method of suicide I can think of either two things will happen
1. You will overdose yes but you won't die just yet you will wake up throwing up wishing you were dead because your liver will be so fucked it will take up to a week for you to die and if you ever had a toothache think of that 10x in your stomach you won't get pain mess dumbfuck because you already overdosed it will be at least 3 days before your system that's already fucked will clear up enough for you take takes light pain med that won't even cover it All
2. You will overdose and become a vegetable comatose you will wake up a fucking vegetable and boy oh boy will you wish you just shot yourself in the fucking head or jumped off a bridge
>>708719726
why? What happened?
>>708720479
So, you get to stop the pain; and everyone who has even known you or loved you gets to live to with the pain of your suicide for the rest of their natural lives. sounds like a pretty good trade-off you selfish piece of shit.
>>708719726
that won't kill you. i was in a motorbike accident and took more than that.
>>708720832
Me severe depression. Ive been an empty shell for the part 3 years since my brother commuted suicide. I met a girl that was womnderfull and for just a while I forgot about it. Then it slowly took over and before I knew it were getting a devorce.
>>708719726
That won't kill you
National suicide prevention hotline 800 two73 8two55
>>708719726
Pharmacy tech here
Tramadol isn't shit. It hardly counts as an opioid.
Naproxen will make your stomach bleed if you take enough of it, and that's gonna take a while.
If you really want to fuck something up, just go to the store and buy a big bottle of acetaminophen and down that shit with a bottle of vodka. Your liver will fail eventually over the course of a few weeks (can't guarantee anything).
>>708720735
Thank you /b/ro can you think of a better way that's not messy and will be fast? Hanging myself is out of the question because thatsw how my brother did it
>>708721246
High building or helium tank plus c pap machine.
>>708721163
Thanks for trying /b/ro but its going to happen
>>708721246
Cyanide
It's not that hard to get ahold of
It's quick and not at all messy
>>708721431
How about the pain? Should I get fucked up on these then that?
>>708721117
Divorce sucks, and having a dead brother also sucks. But surely you can still enjoy something like a good movie/ tv show / food?
Where are you from?
>>708721413
wish you were infront of me so I could punch some sense into you
>>708721509
Ive struggled with depression all my life. I've never been able to find something that interests me.
>>708721497
Well it's not going to be fun
Cyandie death feel like suffocation
>>708721509
I'm sure that a fucking hamburger will make all of his pain go away. Mmm, this sure is a delicious hamburger, oh wait I hate my life and want to die again because the hamburger is finished.
>>708721618
You are telling me that you dont like pizza?
>>708721580
Oregon
>>708721646
well you are not supposed to be happy 24/7, only drug addicts are happy 24/7, actually they cant afford it.
>>708721698
I enjoy it in the sense it feeds me. I sit at home all day and stare at a wall. Like legit..
>>708721798
There's something wrong with you if the alternative to the 20 minutes it takes to eat a hamburger is all day, every day forever.
>>708721618
Look man I know exactly what you're talking about everything in life is boring as fuck nothing is interesting just the same old shit everywhere no matter where you go it's just in a different land in a different language love comes and goes
Fuck a girl
Get some good liquor and study your method
I know what ur feeling bro yes I'm sure you know it does get better but it also comes back and it keeps on replaying
It's bullshit I guess the only reason I didn't do it yet is because I'm to much of a bitch to do it just yet
>>708721888
whats wrong with staring at a wall? Its called meditating
>>708721746
What part?
>>708722071
Small town. Why
>>708722071
Why are you trying to find out where he lives retard ? Surly you can't be that stupid
>>708722055
I tried that for a while. But clearing my mind to then only listen to voices telling me to kill myself among other things isn't healthy.
>>708722172
He's going to try to suck his dick out of finishing the job, even though he isn't going to kill himself.
>>708721214
>acetaminophen
He wants to kill himself, not torture
>>708722152
want to punch some sense into him, fight club style. Have you seen fight club?
>>708722172
Right? Wtf
>>708721413
Carbon monoxide
>>708722291
It was a good movie.
>>708722291
>EEEEUGH
>tap
>stop it
>I'M SAVING YOUR LIFE, SEMPAI
>tap
>quit it
>DON'T YOU DO IIIIIIT
>tap
>>708722152
Let's make a deal, give us your first name and the name of your town. If another anon finds you and calls you a newfag in the next three days then you don't kill yourself. If no one in person calls you a newfag then kys
If you're going to die anyway, why not help the ones in need first?
>>708722071
Wtf what do you want
there is no peaceful death that is guaranteed
what you have won't kill you and will likely cause lots of painful intestinal issues at the VERY least
good luck committing suicide in a hospital afterwards, they won't let you out of their sight if you come in full of drugs like that
death can't possibly be better than life
emotional struggle or not, being capable of experience is better than being nothing at all
>>708722444
>why not help the ones in need first?
I know what you're thinking: Livestream suicide.
>>708722394
Well the OP pic has my name on the pill bottles Austin.
>>708722448
why would u want to end it
>not fat
>not fugly
>white skin
>penis
what more can you want.
>>708722562
I'll be posting in the next few days and might stream it if I can get a few rich fags make some donations to the wounded warrior project.
>>708722615
Yeah so where you from?
>>708722448
>>708721117
>3 years since my brother committed suicide
>depriving parents of another child because 'muh depression'
You're a self centered fucking cunt of a human being. Fuck you.
>>708722725
Why would we do that when you aren't going to do it?
Op if you are going to pills are one of the worst ways to do it.
Look up exit bag
Or sleeping pills plus car in a garage while on
>>708722711
Normal functioning emotions. The ability to love someone and to be loved in return. That's all tyhere is to life. I have neither now.
>>708719726
add some mdma 200mg should be enough with the tramal
Post it via live stream and we'll make you famous.
Do you really need to though?
>>708722711
he definitely has the looks, im thinking he just hasnt figured out that everyone else is miserable too.
>>708722918
See that's the other thing. I do see that. The entitre world is miserable. Why would I want to continue.
>>708722915
What website can I use. I don't think twitch would work.
>trollercoaster.bread.jpeg
>>708722743
Roseburg
food is amazing as fuck don't leave pls you'll misd out
>>708723200
Twitch would definitely work unless you put in the title of your stream that you're about to kill yourself.
>>708723141
Maybe you can find a dream to follow. Like a cool project you can work on.
>>708723332
Lol. I guess they do have private stream codes so I could just give you guys access.
>>708723383
If I had money I'm sure that might be the better option.
>>708723403
Just stream something popular and then pow.
>>708723508
what dream did you have in mind? What did you want to do that would cost you money?
>>708723584
pow
>>708723623
pow
>>708723588
I want to travel history is the only thing that kept me going in school. To walk where the great men have walked in Rome would be some what fullfilling. I'm simple.
>>708723778
You can watch history documentaries
>>708719726
Hasn't your immediate/family suffered enough with your brother?
Don't be a life cuck fight ur battles and go to a mental health clinic; it gets better bitch!
>>708723852
But that has no physical value. You don't get to see the people. Feel the air.
>>708723932
So you want to travel in real life?
>>708723929
>Don't be a life cuck
What the fuck does this mean?
>>708723929
They have. My mom was suicidal when we were young so I was raised by my grandma and him by our dad. We've had a roufh life. So why would I want to continue. See everyone is so eager to jump the gun and judge me. But when you don't have a reason to live. Then living hurts more than anyrhing
>>708723932
You can move to a new city,
>>708719726
how old are you
>>708724064
I would travel yeah. Rome, Greenland, Ireland, then Madagascar.
>>708719726
No, it is not. What is your BMI?
>>708724127
I just moved from Medford back. I was in a new city and it just made everything worse.
>>708724092
Living hurts more than anything? Thats ridiculous.
>>708724223
14\24
>>708723778
Hey DUDE you're pissing me off now are you really letting these faggots talk you down on killing yourself
You do know these are the fucking demons that make you think huh maybe it could get better I WONT GET BETTER DONT LET THEM TALK YOU OUT OF IT YOU FUCKING IDIOT JESUS CHRIST
>>708724165
One way ticket to Ireland, get a job there
NO thats not going to kill you.... jesus christ.
listen pal get a gram of heroin, a rig, and bang it all at once if you want to die.
>>708724334
Don't worry I won't I've had this planned for a while.
>>708723644
Three shots seems like overkill.
>>708720843
My parents or anyone who wants/has kids are the real selfish pieces of shit. I didn't ask to be here in the first place.
>>708724492
Then mission accomplished.
>>708724513
That's the truth. But why not just get a helium bottle anon?
>>708724466
I think this is one of those "bad idea" plans. Im sure you've had them before. Trust me, this is one of them.
>>708721117
My dad died of liver failure in February of this year. He was 61. I'm 32 and just feel like I've been floating since. Picked up a nice $1000 a week coke habit during the early part of this year. Decided to stop in June. Been pretty much sober since then.
I keep getting told that things are going to get better but I don't know when. I still feel hollow. Not AS hollow as before but it's like the sheer emptiness that comes surrounding the events of the death have been replaced with this coldness. I've always tried to maintain an outlook on life that revolves around keeping shit in perspective; ie: life is meaningless and so I must take every experience I can to at least enjoy myself.
But it's like experiences don't matter anymore either. Like there's nothing new. Maybe I need a move or something.
can't at least wait for it to be 2017 only a couple months left (~._.)~
>>708719726
Why take all those pills when you can take just 2 aleve?
>>708724633
This has been the absolute worst year to date for myself and most of my close friends.
I don't understand.
>>708724627
Oh coke, should have started with that. Duh, thats you biggest problem.
>>708724627
That explains how I've been for years. I just can't take it anymore.
you won't do it
>>708724080
In layman's terms don't be a bitch
>>708724092
Nut the fuck up and step out of your self pity box srsly, get help if u didn't want help u wouldn't be on /b/ announcin it to the world.
>>708724810
>In layman's terms don't be a bitch
Use actual words the first time, nobody takes anyone seriously who says cuck.
>>708724322
Then you will need almost 3x that amount to be sure. I am an EMT, pills almost never work.
>>708724810
Thought you would enjoy some OP
>>708724915
Yeah ive pretty much given up on pills.
>>708724761
Haven't touched the stuff in months. You think that's part of the problem? Essentially my brain is in the process of rebooting?
>>708719726
Austin in iowa austin?
>>708725083
No Austin in Roseburg Austin
>>708725005
Only success stories from drugs that I heard involved Jesus. But im not religious so yea...
eh goodnight I'll tap in tomorrow to see if anything is less boring
>>708725005
Unfortunately drugs fry your emotional receports. It might take a while but I think youre good man
learn to tap into your breathing and mediatate... once you can FEEL you will realize you dont have a care in the world.
>>708725221
OP give me your number I want to be on the phone with your when you do it.
>>708725221
I'll be posting for the next 3 days
>>708725191
Rofl. JESUS HELPED ME QUIT.
God is a crutch.
>>708725307
Yeah not happening.
>>708725240
Ok. Thanks.
dun do it dude....life is precious
>>708719726
I'm sure I'm late to this thread but as a vetfag with like 6k mg tramadol on hand and the knowledge that naproxen sodium does fuck all short term and that tramadol is a weak ass drug, can I recommend pentobarbital?
>>708722886
Heh, take out the tram, and this might actually help OP quite a bit.
I take 400mg tramadol just to chill out
the naproxen will just make your stomach bleed, if that
>>708724583
Because I'm fucking pussy. I'm waiting for the moment I grow some balls and finally do it
>>708725351
Have you heard of anything else that helped someone stop completely? Allah?
>>708719726
>I'm going to kill myself
>is this how?
k
>>708725511
Thats the idea of waiting 3 days
>>708725573
No. I guess I'll just be sick and internal bleeding so I've got to figure something else out.
>>708725511
only a real man would be a coward? Contradiction there.
>>708725564
>Have you heard of anything else that helped someone stop completely? Allah?
Nah, Allah supports the suicide option.
Good night /b/ros I'll be posting tomorrow to explore some other options.
>>708725564
Self-control.
Only thing remotely similar to religion that would ACTUALLY help someone stop drug use is LaVeyen Satanism...which is actually just pure existential self-help.
>>708725772
lol, okay allah was a bad option. Maybe Thor? I hear he has great lighting bolts
>>708725823
When you take the pills, keep your head over a large bowl of water, or do it in the tub. If the pills aren't enough you'll still drown.
>>708720479
CRAWLING IN MY SKIN
THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEAL
so you've got an entire life of fun you could live by your choice, but you choose to be a little coward and end your life traumatising the people who know you. good fucking job genius.
also if you want to die peacefully then obviously you don't want to die, if you really wanted to die you'd just stab yourself to death and be done with it.
Yo dude. Been there. Don't do it. I know it sounds stupid as fuck but personally I just fucking loved Acid Rap by Chance and I just fucking thought how I'll never hear where this guy goes. Aren't you even a little curious about something? Anything? This election is hilarious. At least wait until that's over
>>708725823
get some calories in you before you sleep
>>708724895
Kek, plz use words catering to me specifically....Hby fuck off or don't idgaf, but shut ur mouth when ur talking to me.
>>708724920
Don't be selfish get help, realize that ur not the only one in shyit, go and listen to some other ppls stories irl face to face, nd after u do and u still want to KYS then. Fuk it say bye to /b/ one last time
Fuck lol op is schizoid; take the hélium method. "Feel" ya pp are dumb ass, we allways have to bare them with there stupid emotions. For what i say delusion. Yeah do it. I keep em in whatch; soon to follow you.
>>708725823
Steal insuline from someone you know.... injecte s/c like 120 u and its done
Live stream or feg
>>708725005
Idk what 1000 bucks a week looks like for you, but that seems like a scarface ammount of blow. Give it time, and try to take a multivitamin for a few months. If you can kick a habbit like that, beating depression is a similar feat of willpower.
>>708726071
he has access to crack, he can just overdose on that.
>>708726071
Wait really? My grandma is diabetic.
>>708720681
you look like you should sell used cars or life insurance.
>>708726373
Weirdest comment I've ever heard about me...
Do it and stream it. LIFE IS A MEANINGLESS ABYSS. WE ARE NOTHING IN THE ENDLESSNESS THAT IS TIME.
Snare wire for hanging yourself, blood thinners and a knife to cut yourself and enough coke to OD or something similar to stop your heart Diphenhydramine works too. Easy to get as its in buckleys.
>>708725246
Yo who post this new ages bullshit?
If you don't care about the world bcuz you are deceived you are a misothrope.
>>708726138
I was managing a bar and bartending at a bar here in a Hawaii. It seems like a lot of blow but the quality here isn't what it is in the mainland so you end up doing way more of it.
Tbh, if you're gonna be in Hawaii and have an amphetamine habit, you might as well be doing ice. The quality is incredible here and it's incredibly cost effective.
But at the same time....it's not fucking coke.
>>708726523
Meaningless and worthless are mutually exclusive when it comes to life.
>>708726523
If I did it, I would tie a cinder block to my leg and drown in deep ocean
Don't vomit
>>708725246
The apex of autism.
>>708719726
don't do it man :\ that's fuckin lame.
>>708719726
If you are going to kill yourself don't be a fucking idiot about it and use pills. Just buy a shitload of heroin.
>>708720681
hey, i know that mustache
>>708727034
But then they have to clean up the big mess, drowning with cinder block is cheapest/no mess
>>708727111
No u don't.
suicide bag
>>708719726
Sheesh, at least think of something that isn't so selfish. Be a hit man for a day or join the Army and trigger an IED and leave some random person the GI death benefit.
Who knows, a little excitement may just be the trick. Wasting your life without some purpose is just inconsiderate.
Just think of all the ways you could still get killed and provide something of value to others. Be creative and raise a few eyebrows or at least make someone laugh. :)
>>708727323
That doesn't look fun at all
>>708727508
I could do a back flip.
>>708726204
Yeah easy as that
>350 tram
Nope
>naproxen
LEL
Fuck off. Get help dude
>>708727508
best suicide advice ever. never thought suicide could be such a positive thing.
>>708727508
yea, thats a way better option than pills
>>708727508
Any suggestions?
>>708727530
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suicide_bag
also called exit bag
used with inert gas like helium or nitrogen, it's not a bad way to go
>>708727903
to bury a human is super expensive, drowning = fish food and no casket.
>>708727903
Thank you
So let me get something straight it's normal to not want to blow your brains out everyday?
A pill overdose will be an incredibly agonizing way to go. That's all the information you need. Your call.
>>708719726
Only attention whore fags do it with meds
>>708721746
i knew it! i do know that mustache!!! dude, get the hell out of this state. Oregon makes people depressed. i would never live here if i hadn't gotten over my depression
>>708720681
P E D O S T A C H E
>>708728432
How do you know me
>>708728539
Gotee
>>708728539
tramadol is also used for erectile dysfunction have fun with a week long erection OP
>>708728756
he would also poop himself, leave a big smell and huge bill for his family.
>>708728582
can't place it but i'm good with faces. know i've seen yours somewhere
>>708728894
Well my city is in the thread as long with my name. Wouldn't be hard to find me.
>>708729104
so if i find you and call you a newfag, you'll at least postpone your suicide? maybe we can be friends..
>>708729571
I would. But I'm a very boring person and people don't like being my friend
>>708729104
austin in roseburg right? i'm feeling the pressure of finding you in 3 days. gonna try.
>>708729741
try me. i prefer boring friends
>>708729817
He is a drug addict, the only thing that will help him now is Jesus
>>708729817
Yeah in Roseburg
>>708729976
That wasn't even me? Learn to follow threads
>>708729976
dude, take your jesus bs somewhere else. i have faith in man
>>708730063
OP isnt a crack head?
>>708730162
no. that was someone else
>>708729952
Alright if you somehow find me. I'll make you that deal
>>708730249
ok austin. i'm gonna do it. my name is xavier btw
>>708730247
Then wtf? what could possibly be so horrible? Looking at a wall gave you ptsd or something?
>>708730352
Good night Xavier
>>708730249
gonna try to find you over the weekend
>>708730449
good night /b/ro.
May be useful
Overdosing on pills like a bitch. If you're serious, you would suck it up and hang yourself or eat a bullet. Your pills are a cry for help, pussy.
>>708721246
if any way you should do it the same way as your bro ya pus. also no way youre offing yourself over a chick?
>>708727508
Get a job as a valet at some posh establishment, wait until some rich asshole drives up in a super car and pull a Ferris Bueler. Record or stream the event live, just don't hurt anyone and have a blast!
>>708727508
Dress up like a baby (diapers and all) wear coveralls. .. go to local zoo... pop the pills, take the coveralls off and hop in to the Gorilla cage. Keep yelling "it's and for you Harambre"
>>708727508
Evil Kenivel outfit + used moped + Grand Canyon = :D
>>708727508
Take a flying lesson ... half way in to the flight tell your instructor it's just not for you then hop out and enjoy the ride!
>>708727508
Join ISIS, volenteer as a suicide bomber and trigger it at their HQ.
Oh and yell "Harambre Akbar" just before for some luls.
if you really want to kill yourself, find a non-ventilated area in your house/place you live in mix bleach and ammonia in a container and start huffing the gas. boom homemade mustard gas, gonna be dead good.
Fuck you op. Some people are getting bombed everyday and youre on 4chan crying like a faggot. You won't deserve to live bitch .I hope you live from your overdose and realize that you're a fucking nigger.
>>708727508
Go Army EOD, be an amazing badass, save lives of people that want to live. You can list your parents or loved ones as the beneficiaries for your SLGI and avoid being just another douche.
>>708719726
Look man, don't do it
>>708720681
Joshua Jackson no pls. I loved you in Mighty Ducks
>>708724381
Tickets to Ireland are cheap as fuck too, check out google flights
What a waste of a perfectly good meat puppet minus the mustache and lack of balls. At least do your family a favor and leave them a note stating that your joining the circus as some elephant fuck toy or something they could be more proud of.
OP IS A FAGGOT
>>708719726
That much naproxen will cause stomach bleeds but will otherwise be ineffective.
Source: It's my Daly dosage :3
>>708719726
Don't kill yourself man, u should be happy u can even choose to kill urself
Imagine being a slave and constantly suffering
We are slaves tho but its not the point
There are billions of cunts just like u bro, seek em out and help other with love and acceptance and truth, no lies or buying time just truth and how to fix
Don't waste ur life man its no use the cycle will forever continue little kids and beatyful woman who always get manipulated will suffer, please man all that care are just slowly dying off by either suicide or temptation(ie gangs, drugs, adopting empty beliefs etc)
We're last of a dying breed bro u need to be strong and train your body and mind with love and hardening so we can help spread helping influence and hope even for the fuckwits to look at u and say fuck i shouldn't hate
Fix ur head bro jesus fucking loves you man no matter how stupid or sick u are, just wants u to be strong and help prevent lost souls from doing bad things to innocent people
All you fuckers preaching to him like his life is going to magically get better. Shut the fuck up and let him decide if his life is worth living or not.
Life is a beautiful thing man. You only get one chance to live and experience life. It's not worth whatever is going on tomorrow make you feel this way. Go talk a walk and think about more day by day man life is beautiful you need to experience everything you can help others enjoy life. It not worth it.
>>708719726
Junkie here.
350ml of tramadol wont fucking kill you idiot.
You joking about the naproxen right?
Are you a veteran?
The dosages you've listed would only be enough if they were taken rectally. Be quick about it and don't use vasoline as it may prevent rapid absorbing through your colon.
Pro-Tip...
Use a dildo to pre-strech your sphincter not more than 30 minutes prior to rectal suicide and try to avoid spicy foods the night before.
Be sure to keep that loaded ass away from children and pets as to reduce the possibility of their accidentally being poisoned after you pass and evacuate. Lock that door and always practice safe suicide. ;)
Dr. Smith
>>708722266
but acetaminophen is another NSAID.. it's gonna do the same shit as naproxen. fuck it it's bait.
>>708738206
don't man. i've been extremely depressed too and i do think about it a lot. you appreciate the light more when you spend your time in darkness. before you do kill yourself, do something exciting.. idk go to mexico, snort ten grams of coke, and fuck some hookers. if you don't overdose you'll most likely change your mind.
>>708739000
was meant for op not>>708738206
>>708719726
Ayy bro it's not worth it. Trust me, cuz I may not know shit about you, and maybe you've been through alot; but there's alot to life that maybe you just haven't been focusing on. Who gives a fuck about the bitches you didn't fuck, the people who abused or used you, and who cares what you've told yourself. In the end man you're STILL here and you're still capable of shaping a new future ahead of you. Try meditation bro; youll learn alot about yourself and purpose in this shithole of a world that we all need to learn to love.