What do females find most attractive about you?
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What do females find most attractive about you?
nothing, fuck you, OP is a faggot
>>708716287
Kind of a gay thing to base a thread on, isn't it OP?
>>708716287
O nice OP, another 404'd thread. Good idea faggot.
>>708716287
My blind drunk rages
They go wild for it
muh trips
>>708716287
>money
>utility
thats about it
The fact that I'm black.
>>708716888
>>708716888
WINRAR.
>>708716888
checked
>>708716888
>>708716888
>>708716888
They like my "British" accent, but its just a speech impediment, but sluts know no difference
>>708716888
>>708716888
My arms and my paycheck
muh quads
my dank fukkin dick lmooooa
>>708716287
I'm so much smarter than they are.
>>708716888
in order:
>height
>humour
>being cute (although this is something every chick says)
my tits
5'8" manet here so...
In chronological order:
Face
Hair
Smile
Body shape (relatively big and muscley)
Style
Date idea
Foreplay skills
Sex skills
Cooking skills
Sex skills
My eyes it about it. I get a lot of complements on them. Everything else is god awful. Well besides I'm not a fatass.
muh quads
>>708716888
you are a god
Nothing. I'm a 2/10
Grin, eyes, sarcasm
My big, thick, black, wallet
>>708716888
Intelligence and ability to make people laugh. That's probably it, I wouldn't know because I'm not a female.
My green eyes and how it looks like I'm using make-up on them even though I'm not.
>>708716287
my paycheck
>>708716287
Leadership skills. The panties get moist when they see you tell other people what to do.
>>708716888
Holy fucking shit
>>708717796
Get out
muh quints
>>708719956
/thread
>>708716888
Checked
the fact that I am a demigod
My chill personality and curly hair, plus I'm funny.
>>708716888
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Muh quads
>>708718693
Found a picture of you
My sunny disposition and go getter attitude.
Anyone who isn't a total autistic should realize that there is no one universal feature that all females find attractive.
>>708716888
WHAAAAAAAT
My voice. It grows on some people. I'm English and fairly well-spoken.
Not that I give much of a fuck, mind you. Shit happens with both genders. What about you, OP?
>>708716287
Irish accent
Ummm... yeah... about that...
>>708716287
Are we talking about the ones locked in my basement or the post Stockhold syndrome ones chained up in the wash room? It makes a difference.
>>708716888
My ass. Apparently I have a nice one...
>>708722699
>Gishga finna hinna hey, dondabagabomn arr too righ' lah', yar feckin' arse ye!
I'm wet just thinking about it.
>>708716287
Before sex, it's probably my sense of humor. After sex, it's my large penis. I got the magic stick.
>>708716888
guys find those attractive as well
>no homo
My hair apparently
>>708723017
>le hue hue
>>708716287
My indifference attracts em. But eventually repels them. Taint my fault. Major brain dmg
>>708716287
i have 'pretty eyes'
ive been told starting since i was 9 years old :3
im a pretty boy
its nice when the females actually fist fight over me
i say i dont like it, but deep down inside its flattering
>>708718818
OFF
BY
ONE
>>708723590
What women find most attractive about you is a picture of a penis that isn't yours that you Googled? Weird.
my award winning personality
>>708723694
The fact that my hair is usually better than theirs tbh. I've gotten laid purely because a girl wanted to touch my hair.
>>708716888
>>708716287
My confidence.
>>708716888
fuck me daddy
>>708716287
I always thought it was my looks in general, but a lesbian friend of mine told me that girls like me because I'm fucking hilarious.
My eyes and eyebrows and penis
>>708716287
I'm a musician. I have been told that gets points with the ladies.
>>708716287
My smile. Then as soon as they compliment my smile, I tell them that my smile is not my strength, but my lips are.
Soon or later they will agree.
>>708716287
they think i'm rich because my cousin is a multi millionaire
as soon as the find out we don't even talk its over
great sex until then though
>>708717666
I'm sorry no-one is paying attention to you. Nice satanic trips
>>708716888
make me a child
im shy, sweet, sensitive. Cute, and im into guys too
>>708716888
Put me in the screencap
>>708717666
Satan?
I guess my height and shoulder width. That's about the extent of it.
>>708716287
>What do females find most attractive about you?
muh monster cock \m/
>>708716287
protip kid: any time you use the word females instead of women you out yourself as an autistic neckbeard, hth
My 6'5 height
And my Prince Albert piercing
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>>708717666
HAIL SATAN
My money.
>>708716888
MMMMMMMMMMM
>>708723654
Off by 10 you dumb nigger
>>708717666
\m/
>>708724726
As a musician who doesn't primarily play the big four of a pop band, I can tell you it's being a musician coupled with playing a normal instrument.
My bassoon is the only gf I need.
>>708716287
muh gold
>>708716287
>What do females find most attractive about you?
>>708716287
muh DMT + angel dust
>>708716287
>I'm fat
>still got confidence
>also face isn't fucked up
>still pull a good looking girl once a week or so
>>708716287
>nothing
>>708716287
just my cock. sucks desu
>>708726396
Off by 70 you limpdick retard
>My quads
>>708716287
my face skin color an personality
>pic related
>>708728945
Kid Cudi lightskin son
My wallet
>>708716888
>>708729065
actually went to the same school as kid cudi an MGK
>>708716287
My alpha behavior and calm i think
>>708728945
my nigga you in cleveland? lets kick it
>>708723786
jesus christ shave, you're actually making my stomach get queasy
>>708729290
lol come to Macedonia i got some bud
>>708717666
So nobody noticed satanic trips
>>708729166
What's your opinion on LeBron
My money and I mentally abuse them just like their father did. It is almost too simple. Find a hot girl. Tell her she dresses like a slut. Beat the shit out of whatever little boy she is with for the night. Take the girl home. Fuck her all night. Keep her 'til Sunday morning just in time for Mass. Get her number for slow weeks. Rinse and repeat next weekend.
>>708729945
better than Jordan and will go down as the best to ever play the game tbh fam
>>708729586
[email protected]
shit hmu
>>708730036
Confirmed 15 and edgelord
>>708721310
Piper by day, pipes your mother by night.
>>708729586
dont bail on me homeboy
>>708723596
What a fag. Pic related, op's car. Only kind of bitches that let him fuck.
My eyebrows tend to get complimented more than anything. In fact it might be about the only thing.
>>708717666
Praise
>>708726113
>>708730695
Whatever, had sex.
>>708716888
witnessed
>>708716888
Damn
>>708716287
my beard, my stupidly broad shoulders, and face in general
>>708716287
I've been told:
Eyes
Voice
Hair
Back
Although, what women find most attractive in a man, is his personality.
>thats how ugly guys get hot ass bitches
Nothing. I am ugly, I have a poor personality, I am just generally a horrible person.
>>708733595
tfw ugly and boring personality
I wish a girl found me attractive. Most don't even have a conversation with me or even look at me. Huge majority avoid me.
Confidence
Eyebrows. At least that's what I've been commented on.
I guess that's good enough to take some attention away from my average sized dick.
>>708716696
I wonder if you look back on this comment anon and how you feel if you do.
>>708716287
Sweet fuck all
>>708727646
I hope he smashed
>>708725816
Who is that! she is hot asf
>>708716287
My "crazy act"... until they find out it's not an act, I'm actually really damaged, then it becomes an issue.
>>708716888
fac...
>implying females find me attractive
>>708716287
I'm a chef and a pretty fucking swish guitar player. Big shoulders and good legs. My eyes and smile as well. I'm just a full on smooth mutha fucker. Lost my virginity at 13 due to facial hair and deep voice. Dick is only a 6.5 inches but I have low sensitivity so girls cum multiple times before I blow a load.
>>708738212
>im an autistic virgin
>ftfy
>>708738259
The fantastic thing is that it's all legit and your little green text is full proof that you're still jacking it to cartoon pussy.
>>708716287
My dick. No joke. I go to dance clubs to grind up at girls while I have boners so they can feel it. Gotten me laid about 19 or 20 times.
my penis, my body, and my personality but thats it
trips?
>>708739257
Trips.
Jk now trips
Fuck
humor
shoulders
eyebrows
>>708730781
Dutchfag?
oh i dont know.
>>708716888
more like mah trips.
>>708716888
jesus christ
my 12inch wang
My face
that i dont talk to them
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