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>>708709499
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No oversexualised content
>discuss/insult
>chain lurk pics
>No RP/ERP, go be a faggot elsewhere
>Naps good idea
>Being an Elitist in the /waifu/ Community is like winning a gold medal in the special Olympics. You're still retarded.
>Most importantly, Remember to get enough sleep!
>>708714991
>smug
>>708714876
Heres your (You). I hope you like silence from me.
kagura claim
fucking sad virgins
good night
カラミチーマス
Claiming Nonon!
Bored bored bored bored bored bored bored.
>>708715449
>one of us
>one of us
>one of us
>one of us
still here
and
>>708715449
yeah
Here
>>708715351
Enjoy my friend! It's a fantastic story arc.
stop
>>708715064 smug
Yeah i checked em put before hand. I just set up estimates for construction
>>708714992 lewd chan
Your waifu is niceu
ITT: FAT MANLETS WHO ARE CONDEMNED TO ETERNAL VIRGINTIES
>Best fox claimu
>(Tomato)
I don't really care much about price of medicine, i don't really need any for the most part
>>708715439
You call that smug?
You're just a baby, watch this
> S M U G G
>>708715439
I'm just joking, fam.
Like who could seriously like Tuka?
>>708715602
I wish. I lost my v-card at a drunk high school party to a slut.
I will never be a Wizard.
>>708715659
Right on. I'm the same way. Maybe some ibuprofen every now and then but never "actual" medicine if that makes sense.
>>708715659
What is that, only 7 layers of smug?
I even smug when I eat.
>>708715170
>>708715429
Really? Bump my noggin
>>708715235
>>708715546
OOOHHHHH I SORTA KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN. I saw a thing similar to that on a mount and blade banner lord trailer
>>708715578
That's good to hear how's the construction life thingy like?
>>708715800
Nice thumbnail, smugtastic
Hello
>no life
>Juvia claimed
>lewd edition?
>>708715064
How about this?
>
>>708715449
Yeah, what's new?
>>708715578
Thanks
>Your waifu's lewds are just as enjoyable
>>708715781
>THATREALLYHAPPENED.JPEG
>>708715800
>that image swap tho
>claiming
>>708714238
Are you saying you were a different waifu? I am still undecided on Discord, but I wouldn't mind getting acquainted, regardless.
>>708714424
Yes, actually. My favourite candies are Laffy Taffy (for that exact reason), but my boyfriend keeps hiding them from me. Well, I don't think so at the moment. Are you going to any Halloween parties?
Okay, I will. It is a pretty good pic.
>>708715657
Hey Mai what's up what are your plans for Halloween?
>>708715896
Imageswap strikes again
>>708715967
>that unintentional lewd
>>708715896
These puns must be out of your reach if you're still not getting them.
>>708715781
was it at least nice?
>>708715896
It actually can be goat or shit there is no middle ground...
>>708715914
Totally gonna fap tonight
>>708715942
I wish it hadn't.
She's was a nice girl and everything, but a total slut.
Want to know a secret? I've had sex with three girls. Fucking crazy huh?
>>708716073
Not you're waifu so it doesn't count. Some loli thread got a Rory tho.
>>708716151
I was black out drunk. Only reason I know we had sex was because I woke up naked in her.
>>708715896
Yeah, it's kind of a pain, but it's not too bad.
>>708716007
Counting clowns.
>>708716002
I'm undecided as well and yeah I've actually changed waifus for lack of content thrice between Kurumi, Antidote Nurse and Mumei. I've since settled on the best imo Luluco;3
Nui :^)
>>708716240
How were you inside her? She into that vore shit?
>>708715781
of course, i'll probably get the flu because i told my friend i didn't need a shot
>>708715800
That is awfully smug, but it isn't busty blonde levels of smug
Nonon is a sleepy and is heading to bed now.
>>708716007
Talk to you tomorrow, night LuLu.
>>708715602
Eh, I lost mine to some prostitute I found on craigslist on my 19th birthday
how is everyone tonight? anyone have anything interesting happen to them today?
>>708716240
oh that is a bit strange
>>708716401
I hope you and Ryuko have fun tonight
>>708716304
Baaaw how cute gunner gal
Quite the amount tonight huh?
>>708716349
<3
Image 4 u
>>708716401
Night qt have a good day tomorrow
>>708716401
Goodnight secound best :^)
>>708716101
>WEW
>>708716213
I already have but I'd be willing to go again
>>708715896
Or maybe this one?
>
>>708716002
LMAO. Someone's addicted to them. I honestly don't find them that good. Sweet, so I can breath for a bit now haha. See, I'm too lame to go to parties but I might take out some girl im dating out to maybe a haunted house or look for clowns
Yay! You'll know if it's me
>>708716073
Rip
>>708716078
Fuck you
>>708716213
Lame!
>>708715914
That's okay
>>708716280
It'll make it look cooler
>>708716466
im great got a free copy of battlefeild 3 that ill probably never play
>>708716370
>How were you inside her?
She more or less fell asleep on top of me. I wasn't actually inside of her, but I know I passed out mid sexytime.
>>708716382
Probably not. Just wash your hands a lot.
>>708716483
Yeah, when I woke up she was totally out. I tried to move her but she re-positioned herself to basically make it where if I moved she would have fallen off the bed. So I said fuck it and played with her breasts.
>>708716240
Wouldn't surprise me if they already lewded Rory anyway. And I bet its the forever thread.
>>708716382
Its greater than busty blonde. Its playful demigodess.
>>708716612
Are you finally seeing them now? Jeez, it took you a while.
>>708716756
Yeah probably. Tomoko is probably in there too somewhere. And I bet you are correct. For whatever reason this loli-marathon is pretty consistent. It has to be a bot or something lol
>>708716867
Forgot image.
>>708716597
The first one is the best unless the 2nd immediately follows.
>>708716612
Thats why im going back to electricity m8. I need consistency in my paycheck
>>708716735
I'm around people all day, somebody's shitty kid will probably send it's germs to me
>>708716756
>
>Ran-sama
>>708717146
Looks like I win. Because only chickens need breasts.
>>708717146
Busty blondes and DFC go hand in hand. Rory and I just prefer DFC.
Also, wash your hands man. It may not completely protect you but it will keep you well for a while longer.
>>708716735
seems a little weird to not remember the rest of it. did they wake up soon at least?
>>708716612
Indeed. We need fire! and explosions!!!
>>708717325
Explosions you say?
>>708717245
If that's what you want to think you can
even if it is wrong
>>708717315
I'm dealing with shit people touched all day long
I'll just have to rely on my immune system being strong, like bull
>Ran-sama
>>708716813
I need sleep lol
>>708716597
NO NOT THAT ONE EITHER
>>708717078
A constant pay check would make paying bills and buying food enjoyable
>>708717325
Calm down there, micheal Bay
>>708717316
I think you are greatly underestimating how drunk I was. I'm not exactly sure, but I think I killed an 18pack and took a few shots that night. I was fucking trying to die or something.
Yeah she woke up maybe 20 minutes into me playing with her. Sadly no morning sex.
>>708717590
Mmm, well, good luck.
>>708717432
God damnit, who invited her?
>>708717654
Nah, as my old saying goes, sleep is for the weak!
>>708716436
Was it worth it?
>>708717777
Checked
>shinoa
>>708717777
Checked
>>708717078
True
>>708717654
Ok ok
How about this one?
>
The laptop died on me...
>>708716342
Wow, I was sure that was a crime punishable by death in this community. I learn something knew every day. But I still don't remember any of those names.
>>708716612
It's not the candy itself. It's the fact that the company has been making amazing puns for over 30 years and no one has tried to stop them. They're like little pieces of tasty heroes for me. I love that! You should definitely go to a haunted house. I've always wanted to go to 13th Gate in New Orleans, but have never been to Louisiana for more than a couple days. It's been really fun talking with you again, Shinoa, but I'm going to get going. The wine is making me tired and I'm wretched at typing while tipsy.
>>708717590
They're mechs. What do they know.
>>708717972
Juvia do you own any clothes?
>>708715254
Hana claimed <3
>>708717432
EXPLOSIONS!!! BOOBS!!! BOOB EXPLOSIONS!!!
>>708717654
WE NEED LENS FLARE, MLG AIRHORNS!
>>708718149
>that skirt
What is even the fucking point?
>>708717738
i mean like just knowing but not remembering i imagine you were really drunk. huh that is a bit sad
>>708715254
3way?
>>708717972
>Rolling for clothed
>>708718090
Robot ninja and Robot general, actually
and they spend all their free time reading Doujin, so I assume a lot
>>708718363
Hey fluffy, what's up?
>>708718297
Doesn't matter.
Had sex.
We had sex about a week later too. I do remember that time. She passed out on me! Guess it was revenge. Whatever. Had sex.
>>708718488
Lum Invader claim
>>708718363
Robots take things literally. They simply parrot what is said. Cant make up their minds.
>>708718363
>robot ninja
GODDAMNIT GENJI!!!!
>>708717807
I'm weak then
>>708717972
NOT EVEN
>>708718071
I know that feel of laptop dying in you ;_;
They're not doing any harms. Unless dads use them and turn them to dad jokes. Only you, new Mexican unicorn. Only you. I've never been to one so Horray for going to haunted houses! I've been to new Orleans but I don't remember the street though, just now it's for tourists.
Awww okay:(
It's fun talking to you too, Eureka. Just add me when you can please. Cause I wanna have you as one of my many contacts from this thread. You and your wines. I bet you have pizza too
Just add
>>708717831
Not really, just wanted to get it over with.
>>708718558
C:
>>708718205
Fine... WHERE'S THE DORITOS AND MTN DEW!?!?
Just to be clear, there's two Tomokos, right?
>>708718488
>>708718533
oh
it's only you
>>708718568
Robots always know what's best
Granted one strays the path of the busty blonde, but he is exiled for such heresy
>>708718603
Wait....Is that....A Pro Genji?!
>>708718071
I'm also calling you Laffy taffy btw
>>708718861
>Just to be clear, there's two Tomokos, right?
Yes.
Post lewd.
Does Rasis count?
>>708718794
Oh, we need those too! Also the dancing Snoop gif!
>>708718099
Indeed i do.
>i just don't have any on right now
>>708718363
Roll failed
>>708718682
Alright alright i think i got it
How about this one?
>
>>708718682
RIP
>I'm sure that's not the only thing you'd like to feel in her :^)
I'm just gunna go get ready for work before Smugs cuts off my hands.
>>708718861
I'm going to bed, stop stalking me.
>>708718928
No lewds
>>708718988
I'll get you to put some clothes on eventually
>>708719272
Can this be a new pasta?
>>708719373
I'm not stalking you
>R- I mean Hugh Mungus
>>708719380
Supper-faggot
I got some Ran futa porn.
Some futa slut is shoving her dick into Ran's urethra
>>708719380
One day!
Well, I'm gonna go to sleep.
Have a good night everyone.
>>708718986
Da da da da daa
It's the motherfucking D O double G
>>708718988
NO THAT'S EVEN WORSE
>>708719146
FUUCK I MEANT ON YOU!
>
YOU KNOW I MESSED UP
>>708719501
>Sandpire
>>708719588
Night
>Ran-sama
>>708719380
Not anytime soon
>>708719687
There's just no pleasing you is there?
>
>>708719687
My video will look like this by the end
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q7dZSX21Hvo
>>708718524
huh well as long as you remember one time i guess
>>708719687
Uh huh, sure you did. C'mon Smugs, it's not even a secret at this point.
>Besides, I'm sure you'd love to be on her too :^)
Makoto is tsun
>>708718794
Day-walker...
>>708719946
Yo what the fuck, I didn't even do anything to deserve that this time!
>>708720119
Admit you're cute then
Oh man I do not want to be at work this afternoon.
thug life my nigga
>>708719918
I enjoy talking to eureka because the anon comes here every lunar cycle!
>go get dress for work
>>708718682
The New Mexican Unicorn sounds like something out of a terrible urban legend. That pizza was already eaten. It's unsettling that you knew about that. I've become pellucid!
Goodnight, Shinoa Bro
>>708718879
Please no.
>>708720241
Threaten your bosses family with violence, he will let you take the day off.
>>708720225
Absolutely not!
>>708720311
Are you forgetting that you've already told me? You can't weasel your way out of this with me. :^)
>Implying I'm not doing that between posts
>>708719830
Put on some clothes already
>>708720241
I get that feeling too sometimes
I call it "Every day"
>>708720448
Hi Esdeath
>>708720241
yeah nigga shot his ass
>>708720557
Esdeath is just one of my many handles. You will never know how much power I have over 4chan.
>>708719830
Please me by stop lewding your waifu
>>708719852
That is not okay but okay at the same time
>>708720079
Vampire....
>>708719946
Agreed
>>708720359
Perfect then! You mentioned about pizza and wine before. Go to sleep before something bad happens lol
Goodnight Eureka anon
Okay, Laffy taffy :)
>>708720523
Today is worse. We went from 'where are the customers' to 'leave me the fuck alone I need to clean'
>>708718986
Brooo I got it fucked up I just found out who Zekken is!!!! XD that's crazy
>>708720494
I had? Watch me
>but you'll save time by not posting in between posts
>>708720720
It's beautiful. No more tears Smuggaroni
>>708720811
:D
>>708720714
*shoot My bad, i dropped out of school in 3rd grade to support my moms drug problem.
>>708720887
I've been watching you, the fluster is top tier.
>I'm already ready. I'll be bringing the bantz from mobile now.
>>708720494
Admit you're cute already. You're killing me.
>>708720947
Shinobu is a top tier QT tbh
>>708720523
Take some off then maybe
>>708720720
Never i must keep being lewd
>i shall not be stopped
>>708720887
Holy shit, midnight get!!!!!! That is rare
>>708720719
Just let Smuggaloo kill you and Papa Sandpire already
>>708720764
Well it could be worse, you could be in America
>>708721076
B-but Foxy is pure
>>708721092
T I M E Z O N E S
Now it's not special
>>708715602
>FAT MANLETS WHO ARE CONDEMNED TO ETERNAL VIRGINTIES
I-I'm not fat...
>>708721119
True. These free flu shots rule.
>>708721221
Curiously specific.
>>708721068
Of course, look how cute she is.
>>708721221
>>708721190
Oh sure just shit all over my parade. Asshole.
>>708720940
You frighten me, digi-sword
>>708721036
You scare me more than yuuki
>I'll be in bed before you get to work. Hah!
>>708721076
STOP IT NOW
>>708721092
Oh fuck!
>>708721341
I've been up since 7am yesterday. I'm kinda tired and delirious
>>708721119
My offer stands
>>708721341
No I'll never stop
>
>>708720940
Man I didn't know what to think but that was a good fight she killt bro!
>asuna the cum dripper got murkkked XD
You #1 <3
We need to nuke japan again. Fucking weebs
>>708721488
Get to sleep;)
>>708721293
>needing a flu shot
Didn't know aussies were pussies
>>708721318
only for you, dear
>>708721500
I don't think i should get lewd
>>708721341
Why would little ole innocent me scare you~?
>Implying I won't post from a stoplight
>>708721592
>asuna the cum dripper
FUCKING LOL'D
>>708721648
Sleep if for the WEAK!!!!!
>>708721076
Stop posting lewd's, this is a civil waifu thread.
>>708721669
Crohns disease. Im on 2 stupidly powefful immunosuppressants. Flu shots are a yearly need for me. I did also get the pneumonia vaccine for free.
>>708721482
Lil ship
>>708721488
Please go to sleep
>>708721500
Heading to the guild now you motherfucker
>>708721740
Please go to bed
>>708721693
Becuase you wanna get back at me
>le ree
>>708721293
Annoyingly precise.
>>708721315
Howdy, Alice.
Doing good?
>>708721482
Cute.
>>708721939
Seriously though I'm fine. I'm just having some fun. What are you doing?
>>708721669
>offer still stands
>>708721791
Never.
>I'll lewd forever (or till I'm tired)
>>708721939
Don't you do it
>>708721614
Do you want to take this outside you pompous little faggot?
>>708721990
Well, woke up again. Other than that, I'm okay.
I finished the first season. I like how focused on Ruri they were. I still don't know where "Ruri" comes from though, since her name is Gokou and her handle online it's Kuroneko
>>708721614
too late now, it would've had to have been done back in WWII
>>708721811
Oh, sounds like fun
>>708721939
Back at you for what~?
>And at the Sub Way
>>708721740
It is >:]
We both now she wants her mom and the stable boi husband to do a double team
>>708722082
Go to sleep, yuuki. About to sleep next thread lol. Played a little halo. How's the recoding coming along or are you doing the animation
>>708722184
With bun before and almost never
>>708722330
Teases
>just every where I bet
>>708721939
lil' smug~
I played some OW, sorry for leaving you hanging
>>708721990
Forgot to remove your NM again?
Doing fine tonight?
>>708722184
You better stop!
>I don't really care btw do you bobo.
>>708722411
Oh my, now I need a doujin
>>708722434
Still doing the animation. I've stopped for the night
>>708722434
I would never do such a thing. :^)
>Yep.
>>708721990
Fair enough.
Hows your day been?
>>708722302
It is. Side effects include abdominal pain, inability to make healthy babies, inability to donate blood and yearly colonoscopies.
>>708722434
You don't understand the wrath you'll unleash upon me
>the pain
>>708722581
Soon enough
>>708722465
Killed the bordem I see. Nah you're fine. No worries lol
>>708722587
Breaks are good. Gaming now?
>>708722596
I
>currently
Hate
>you
>shinoa
>>708722690
Good. You deserve it
>>708722703
Nah, I actually am about to go to bed.
>Yuuki
>>708722703
Love you too bby <3
>>708722587
Plus more short than cum dispensary and more youthful get a doujin do as u pls cuter
> Luluco
>>708722739
No this isn't good
I was warned twice
>Juvia
>>708722625
Worst i have is Arthritis
I'm sure i should take better care of my legs or i might eventually lose the ability to walk
>Ran-sama
>>708722785
Wanna join with me, no homo
>>708722851
...
>unamused shinoa here
>>708722893
And you still didn't heed the warnings
>shinoa
Yo its so sad that anime studio's don't make hentai's of there show's.
