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New secrets/confessions thread. Last one 404'd.
>>708710284
mams frond tyred to fongerm e in the back of my mams car
>>708710439
You friend car tried to mom you in the back of your finger?
>>708710675
idk famn im so drunk
>>708710284
good thread OP, I had fun, lets do it again sometime
>>708712316
yeah, hope someone saved this shit. Amazing thread man.
>>708710284
If that book is a Koran, keep it secret.
>>708710284
I once tried to steel melted beams in the missionary position just to watch them die.
I have polygamous dreams
>>708714760
reported.
I made one of my ex's abort. I never really knew if she was pregnant or not, She showed me pictures of the ultrasound but wasnt sure if it was ours. She was obsessed with me. Will never know..
>>708710284
When I was in third grade this mildly autistic girl had a huge crush on me. She was a solid 4.5/10 but had a remarkably advanced knowledge of sex (probably fucked by her dad until she done derped) Anyways, one day after school she cornered me in the guys bathroom and told me I had to and I quote "Make sex wit me"
TLDR: I fucked a mildly autistic girl in third grade. :/
i jerked it on omegle for an 11yo
>>708710284
Spreading hiv cause I'm a dick. But it's not my fault those people choose to have unprotected sex.
And apparently that's wrong.
>>708715808
That shit can come back to fuck you in the ass hard mate.
>>708715894
Well, part of that is the risk. Which only makes it hotter.
>>708715718
In another thread a short time ago, someone linked an Omegle vid hosted on Pornhub (of all places). You would have totally loved jerking to it, I did.
Im a 32 year old virgin.
I kissed and touched dem babby parts with my cousin when I was like 8 or 9.
One day I'll get less stoned enough to give a fuck about ethier.
Is loving a family member wrong? If this person is the one who makes very happy and keeps you living on this earth. I don't think so. Caring for someone and having the the back in return... how could that be wrong?...
>>708716133
Depending on the laws of where you live, jail time isn't sexy. And if there are none that apply, being murdered and worse is neither. I'd stop while you're ahead, assuming you aren't a dead man walking yet.
>>708716694
well to what extent do you love them anon?
>be 21 walking to college from apartment far away
>pass by a myriad of beautiful houses in a pretty rich area
>get angry at life problems and think how nice these people's lives are
>decide to see if anyone leaves their door open (around 11am)
>after 3 houses find one that left the door open
>heart racing, go inside, big dog gets all excited, but I'm cool with dog and pet it for a while and it chills out
>look around house nobody seems home
>1st look on 1st floor for bathroom, but my reward is not there
>see stairs and cautiously go up. dog follows me but is quiet. nobody there
>3 rooms, 1 looks like a boys room, 1 a girl, and then parents room.
>hamperalert.jpeg
>take a pair of small panties from the girls room and parents room. also take around 100 bucks in one of the drawers in the parents room
>dog is just chillin. I pet dog, go downstairs, and close the door behind me. Heart racing the entire time everything was happenning
>mfw everything was ok, I masturbate profusely with the panties, and buy myself some new 3DS games
I almost had an alcohol induced heart attack
>>708716241
you don't have that link do you?
>>708716837
I have hiv, I'm pretty much a dead man walking.
Just making sure I spread myself before my time.
>>708717267
What does it feel like having hiv?
>>708716912
So much to be in love. If he were to find another person I don't know if I would happy or sad. On issue I want him to be happy, but on the other on hand I want him to be with me. When I think about it now, it is selfish to keep him to myself. I would let him be happy.
>>708716241
link?
>>708717188
I don't want to nuke the thread. Try here and see >>708716152
>>708717426
Some days are fine, others are living hell. Just like complete shit. Almost like a cold/flu that never goes away.
Pray you never get it, it fucking socks.
>>708716241
i got over 200 of my own vids i jerk to while im jerkin on omegle
jekception
>>708715718
Greentext it, fucking bitch. Which was her attitude
>>708717434
Who is he to you?
I've struggled with depression for years, I finally met someone who made me happy everything was going amazing I haven't been that happy in years, well we dated and I'm not sure what happened but one day she wasn't herself, she just got very distant and ignored me, she wanted a break because her collage semester was coming up and she wanted to focus on school, she said she wasn't going to date anyone just focus on school, it hurt but I understood. Few days pass and she's already with another guy and is telling me we're over esentially. For months I was constantly depressed my grades took a hard hit I just lost motivation, I considerd suicide more times than I can remember but I never could push myself to actually do it. I still struggle with depression and it hurts a little still but I'm doing a lot better than before. Tl;Dr depression, girl made me happy, things went well, started being distant asked for break for school, started dating another guy and broke my heart.
>>708717749
Do you take meds and if so how many ??
>>708717988
Congrats on getting better somewhat. That's always an accomplishment. Have you sought treatment?
>>708710284
I set a car on fire once.
>>708717749
You don't feel the effects of hiv, you feel the effects of diseases hiv makes you vulnerable too, many of which are respiratory.
>>708716241
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph580242571dfde&utm_source=nudevista&utm_medium=PT&utm_campaign=nudevista
I do not condone this
>>708717988
Learn how to be happy with yourself. Besides, if you're that clise to the ledge, chicks can sense how needy you are. Focus on ways to make yourself secure and don't look to be rescued until you've reached that place. Been there, trust me.
I felt up my girlfriend's best friend while she was asleep at my place.
>>708718325
Well delete the link then...
>>708717988
maybe you should commit suicide if you can't get over some bitch that never loved you the way you "love" ((obsess)) over her. loser
>>708714760
Salt lake city will gladly take you in.
>>708718493
Hey man the people deserve to see. I just happened to be in the thread.
>>708718691
Well now everyone has left because they are fapping.
I don't enjoy sex and I have no fucking clue why. I used to love fapping when i was younger, but I just dont enjoy sex at all. I have sex with my girlfriend only because I know she enjoys it, I just pretend like I enjoy it for her pleasure. it sucks, i honestly wish I could get pleasure from it like she does. Anyone else have experience with this?
>>708717888
>laying with the cam on my junk in silk boxers
>joins, looking
>"make it move"
>start bouncing up and down on my own in shorts
>"show me"
>pull it out
>"stroke it"
>stroke it
>"I watch with my friends sometimes"
>nice wanna see cum
>"yes come now slut"
>cum hard
>"mmmm nice im off to find more thanks
>dc
lol
>>708717434
you must be a japanese anime
>>708718931
I am still here...
>>708718173
No. I don't want to suppress it. I want to spread it.
>>708718308
Whatever I've been feeling lately is like utter shit. Going on 8 years infected
>>708718325
Dude this is fucked.
>>708718931
hey man what're you gonna do amirite?
>>708719169
do you know how you got it?
I fingered my autistic 7 year old cousin's asshole (boy) when I was 12 kek
>>708719169
do you seriously want to go the devil seed route?
>>708718182
Not yet, I've gotten my life pretty much back on track, I think this will pass soon enough, I have a very supportive family and many many friends who care about me, I have two who have been me for my worst and best they're really nice and always try to keep me in a good mood.
teacher here...
doing grades tonight. Highest grade I'll give a black kid is a B, lowest grade I'll give a white kid is a C+.
>>708719169
Seriously, isn't knowingly spreading HIV classified as attempted murder?
I wake up at 4 every day just to blow as many loads as i can until im dry
I had sex with my cousin in 7th grade and i wish we would fuck again
>>708718359
I've gotten a lot better from when I was with her, I've learned to not care as much and live in the moment, so far thats worked great, I'm beginning to become back to how I was before her minus the depression!
I'm voting for Donald Trump
>>708719410
Were you bathing him or something?
>>708715808
could we have sex?
no homo, but I've pretty much given up on life and spreading HIV seems like a better idea than suicide
>>708710284
roll
>>708719679
what about half black/white kids?
>>708720156
the fuck are you rolling for?
>>708720143
Why the fuck would you want to spend your last years suffering. Buy a .45 like a real man, pussy
>>708719061
I used to feel the same way, but then I jus red used thin condoms and I was able to enjoy it because i could feel it more with a thin condom rather than using a normal one
Im an alcoholic but im functional. I hide it but i know the bottle owns me.
>>708720263
>Buy a .45 like a real man, pussy
And what? go on a shooting spree at the local mall? What is this? Amateur hour?
i keep a written log of every secret I've ever been told by my friends in case i can use it against them
also includes pictures, and nudes of them (no i will not post the pictures)
>>708720242
Maybe he was rolling for the aids lottery? >>708719169
>>708720382
how much longer do you think you can keep it up?
Rollin
>>708720524
depends on how tight the pussy is
rolling
>>708720440
doesn't everybody keep blackmail files on everyone they know?
>>708710284
I'm secretly a SHIELD agent.
>>708720437
fill mag, insert mag, safe off, cock gun, put barrel to temple, pull trigger
>>708720440
post those goddamn nudes
>>708720440
post a sample of the log
Ive been sleeping with my best friends sister for a month
>>708720710
Why shoot temples when you can set them on fire with all the Christfags inside?
>>708720524
Not that anon, but my Dad has been doing it for 25 years. Fucker just turned 50, looks 40-42, has been recruited and given a raise by 2 companies when he wasn't even looking to move. Why is it so easy for him? And I don't even drink.
>>708719102
Not an weeboo. It's just grouwning up as a twin. You have good and bad time. I don't ever want it to end. But first I want him to happy.
>>708719112
The story ends there. He is more important than mine. I'm sorry I couldn't be what he whanted I just waned us to be to be to gether. I don't care if others think is wrong, we shoud be good or bad!
>>708718325
MODS
So gross how could my ex/Jessica lee wall just start fuckin my big brother Trinton Porteous aka Trint Eastwood... or better yet how could my big brother start fucking jessica... i have five kids with her... god i miss my kids.. i made love to her for 7 years but i also ripped that bitch up fucked her every way u can think of big bro. but now it's ur turn to have her. lmfao nexted time ur bagging her just know i kissed ever part of her body cam all over her face,tits and ass in and out side of tho holes... but bitches will be bitches..
I work on an ambulance and instead of going to a call right away, we continued eating dinner for 10 minutes and when we got there the patient was dead.
>>708719679
damn that is pretty fucked up
>>708720838
Classic, I like it
>>708720768
post her nudibranches
>pic related
Last sunday, at about 7am, whilst still drunk from the night before, I decided to do something dumb. I went for a walk in town, found an area that was reasonably away from most people, I stripped off completely naked, put my clothes in a bag, and left them there, then ran around for a while, whilst running naked i turned a corner and a woman on her morning run saw me. She looked at me but kept on her run, i turned around and was obviously caught, i turned back round once she had passed, she looked back a couple times, i stayed in sight of her for added fun of being caught. I don't know who she is, but now there is someone in my home town that has seen me completely naked and running around.
It was a fun morning, I might do it again sometime.
Thoughts?
pic related. its me naked.
>>708720917
lmao. What were you eating
>>708720190
they count as black
I pretended to have cancer to fuck a cheerleader. Wound up getting three more after I came clean.
>>708720975
Only ones i got, she doesnt really send any
>>708720357
Condoms make zero difference. We fuck bareback and I still don't enjoy it.
>>708720917
damn what happened to the guy? Gunshot wound or what?
>>708721028
omg i actually loled from this, I am getting more fucked up again from /b/
>>708721118
not bad... not bad at all
I laughed at someone's funeral because i was on 4chan.
>>708721170
Guy complaining of chest pain
And we were at some chinese buffet.
>>708721118
What would he say if he found out?
I work for a company that will buy "full farms".
When a family doesn't want to take care of the farm after their family member dies, they can contact us and I go in and check things over. Land value, Home Quarter value, Equipment, Grains, etc. and place a cost on it and usually they go for it, because they are mostly city dwellers and don't know shit about farming.
Soooo. this is where i come in and steal some grain that i may or may not have lied on how much there was.
Took 2000 bushels of soy a little while ago.
it was a good payday.
>>708710439
Mom's friend tried to finger me in the back of mom's car >>708710675
>>708721170
I was genuinely interested in what you were eating tho
>>708721387
Chinese buffet. Pretty legit food imo
>>708721309
That Chinese buffet was to die for
>>708721205
Best part is. She gives the best head and swallows.
>>708721336
wow you sound lame as fuck, but props on the hustle
>>708721437
Honestly after the call we laughed and went back to the buffet. After the shift I took a few days off at the recommendation of my chief
>>708710284
I work in the construction industry in the US, and take advantage of the government incentives to subsidize and finance work. In my defense I feel like I'm not the only one doing this
>>708721326
Tell him id stop, but keep going.
>>708716694
I guess I'm open to the idea, but if the family member is not open to the idea, don't push it.
Also, condoms, please, for the love of God
I work in a nursing home and I gave one of the patients a facial because I didn't like her
>>708721536
what foods did you specifically take from the buffet? Must have been good
>>708721309
I feel you anon. Nobody better even think of calling me with an emergency when I'm throwing down my local Chinese buffet. My brother was broken down one day and called me while I was there. Told him "you fucking cunt, I'm not leaving till I get my goddamn money's worth". Left him sitting on the side of the road on a 100 degree day for an hour.
>>708721336
where the fuck do you live that they measure grain in bushels? I haven't worked in the industry for a decade and even then it was 100% kilos and tons
>>708719061
The various smells get to me sometimes, not bad just off putting, I don't like it,
asume it's autism related
>Gf found her nudes on here.
>Proceed breakup. Dates an asshole for a few months
>They have lots of sex(according to her he was stupid so "there wasnt much else to do") she tells me some things they did
>Apologize, and finally date her again after they break up
>Find out he had a 8 inch cock
>TFW your only 5.5 inches
>TFW she tells you she sucked his cock on a highway once, but says its too dangerous to try again
>Think about him fucking her sometimes as I fuck her from the back
>Pic related
>>708721132
What don't you like/enjoy about the sex?
>>708721714
I personally imagine killing nursing home "nurses" everytime we get a 911 call at 2am for "patient no feel good"
>>708710284
I once killed a man with my ass. Video related: https://youtu.be/l1SvvagUGuU?t=258
>>708717031
>mfw I can't help but imagine that could be my house if I didn't lock the doors
Not that long ago I almost got fired for violating a confidentiality clause where I work, for submitting up-to-date info to the sex offender registry that one of their convicted & registered pedophiles was both soliciting people (INCLUDING ME) where I work and that his address and age didn't line up between our info and theirs.
Still, I can violate regulations like that and only get away with a one-day suspension. Makes you wonder what kind of shit some people can get away with
>>708721813
I work as Paramedic in Aus aswell hahaha. The problem is most of the ages care nurses are foreign
>>708718325
fuerk, i came, those young tits so delicious
>>708721739
I didn't take shit. I finished my plate of this awesome chow mein and sesame chicken.
The worst part was after we did cpr and everything, I had to tell the wife her husband is dead. She thanked me for all we did to help save him.
>>708721781
true, It just sounds nicer saying bushels then tonnes
makes me feel better lol
>>708722275
where in aus? I've got some family doing paramedic work there
>>708722386
Brisbane City, Queensland
Tl;Dr failed murder
When I was in high school, I got in a fight. I was taking bio and had just learned where the jugular is located. My first reaction was to try to (knowingly) stab the kid in the jugular with a pencil. I later said it wasn't what I was trying to do, but was an accident, and got away with attempted murder.
Thoughts?
I have given up on life and just want to fuck dumb chicks all day. I pretend to everyone I'm still doing fine but I have no long more long term goals like a family or buying a house. I just over chick I meet on tinder, fuck them 4-6 times, send them home, smoke a j and browse /b/ until late at night
>>708722343
next question: how did you get and transport 20t of grain from the farm without needing any help or anybody finding out? you'd need a fairly big truck for that, and unless the farm has some nice silos you'll need to use a grain elevator or maybe even a frontend loader to fill the thing
Kid called my younger brother a fatass in jr high in the field. He's younger than me by 2 years and he was pretty big at that time, he cried. My friend in my sames grade told me to "hornet" him. In 9th grade we did dumb shit. Hornet= a durable rubber band, fold up paper as a projectile. This "bully " was in my gym class that day. Nice. Running day. I went in with a few hornets my friend too. Shit was cash. I ran up to the guy! Ran about 2 feet in front of him unleashed and kept running . He lost his right eye. Till this day I've never been linked to it.
>>708722535
should have pushed harder loser
>>708722460
ah, other side of the country.
nice place tho, was in QLD a month ago
>>708721805
I just...don't feel anything. I have trouble getting hard, and even when I do, I just feel like I would rather do something else. It doesn't feel pleasing to me, it's just unenjoyable.
The only attention I ever got from a girl was when I was 18, almost 19. She was 15 and overweight, so I cut her off before anything actually happened. Really starting to regret that now. 23 now and still a kissless virgin.
>>708722617
After all said and done, I'm not the only one that does this. and when the family leaves, we sell the grain anyway. a few of us just sell some first under a different contract
>be 19
>going to waterpark for 9001th time
>decide to act on groping fantasy and make waterpark a bit better than normal
>dis gon b gud.jpg
>boner in waterpark for all dem grills
>start lurking in wavepool stalking for victims
>wavepool packed to the brim providing valid cover for covert operations
>wait for waves to kick up to large waves
>go in for the kill.png
>grope 14 year old girls ass viciously she
>she knows.jpg
>abort to maintain cover to finish the mission
>find another juan
>titsorgtfo.png
>wait for waves to kick up again to go for it
>aggressively groped 15 year old tits in wavepool with people all around somehow not noticing and fucking around in waves
>fuckyeah.exe
>call it a day realizing the amount of risk I've already committed to is insane, and honestly shocked I didn't get caught
>kinda feel bad, tempted to do again, but know I shouldn't
thoughts /b/?
am I fucked in the head?
do I anne herro nao?
>still a kissless virgin @ 21
>inb4 degenerate
Hire a hooker. Friend of mine had the same issue. He fucked a whore, had a gf 2 months after that.
Spent the night at aunts house, have insomnia so i got baked before bed and knocked out. Woke in the night with a halfie and some cum on my shirt. Went back to sleep. Next morning she asked me if i remembered last night, I still dont but i think its apparent, considering she was being grabby with me the next morning. I want to fuck her so hard but don't know what to do.
sucked my brothers dick when I was 6 & he was 9
>>708718325
That was boring
>>708710284
I am Donald Trump.
>>708721222
Trips check'd
>>708710284
Next week I'm taking a trip half way across the country to visit a friend whom I've had a crush on for years. I never really thought much of it, she's a brilliant person and absolutely beautiful, but because of the circumstances through which we first met I just figured I'd never be able to pursue her. Recently we've been talking a lot- nearly every day for the past few weeks. I joked about going out to visit her and she thought it was actually a good idea, so I got some money together and booked a plane ticket. I hope something comes of this, but I don't know if she feels the same way I do. Fingers crossed for me, /b/ros. I need it.
>>708720052
>>708723096
nips were bitable tho
>>708723096
> Trap faggot dected
My brother fucked me during a threesome with his girlfriend. Came in my mouth.
>>708722998
I don't care if you were inb4, you fuckin degenerate. Why not put that effort into find a gril?
>>708723030
All the hookers in my area are pretty ugly tbh. The nice looking ones are really expensive, and the process of hiring one seems complicated.
Either way I don't see how it'll help me get a girlfriend. I'll just be jerking off with a vagina. I sound so autistic right now.
>>708723182
it's going to crash and burn beta faggot. I've been there and I wish I'd never had made those trips. She ended up fucking her ex while we were in different countries. LTR's are not real relationships. Sore meet up now and fuck her, but don't fool yourself it'll last because it won't.
>>708723282
What was so special about it again?
>>708723204
Shame there wasn't more face, my only complaint.
>>708723331
nah it's biology. It'll activate your body after it's long slumber. Plus it will get rid of your virgin stigma. Hell fathers used to take their kids to brothels for the same reasons. Just try it, worse case scenario you're one of the world's experiences richer.
>>708723333
damn, somebody's bitter
>>708723608
yeah because I could have written that a few years ago. triggered
>>708722666
Check'd. I was a freshman and he was a junior playing football. Not a whole lot I could have done
>>708715808
that is straight up scary cuz I've had so much unprotected sex, and they always say >no anon im disease free.
but the day after im so anxious because i realize theyre probably lying.
and i have serious healthcare anxiety so i never get checked.
>mfw ive orobably had HIV for years and dont know it
>>708723608
im really high right now and i had to read the word bitter like 30 times to remember what it means. it doesnt even look like a word
I eat paper
Salt and sugar packets especially
P. sure I'm not the only one but fuck it not even my best friend knows about this
>>708723777
I committed the Whitechapel murders back in '88.
>>708710284
i secretly hate these threads always being up and think the FBI monitors them
>>708717080
samefag hehehe
alcoholism is fun
i raped my sister and caused her to commit suicide i had the pic on my phone but lost them long time ago
>>708724034
Yeah and I killed kennedy
>>708723687
Noted. I'm not going all-in on this, I never thought it was something that would ever happen in the first place. I've spent quite a bit of time and effort recently advancing my career and I'm at a point where I'm genuinely happy with myself. Getting her too would just be icing on the cake. My main concern is making and move and having it blow up in my face. I don't want to lose a friend.
>>708723322
I'm a physical 6/10
all the bitches my age are either crazy feminists
>all sex is rape 2016.png
I don't want my name/life ruined by false rape accusations, I just don't think it's worth the risk, I suppose I'm a bit MGTOW to a certain degree.
>ain't even cucked, not beta, not alpha, just average
I figure I'll just be a wizard unless I find that 0.5% that isn't crazy AF feminist in millennials.
>>708723737
at least you tried. Were you disappointed? Did he bleed?
I pooped my pants
>>708724099
again, she's not long term material. Like it or not. You can pretend it is, but don't say I didn't warn you. Fuck her because you can, don't pursue anything more
>>708718325
Been nuking threads so far, how has this survived?
>>708724133
you r retard
>>708724208
I was very disappointed. Even if I succeeded, I doubt I would have been in trouble, because I would have said that it was my first reaction, plus he went after me first.
As far as bleeding, he bled a little. I didn't hit the jugular, so it wasn't lethal, but he certainly bled. I was amazed by my own accuracy, tho. Aside from me falling short, it was right on the money.
>>708724034
Don't you love confessing something of that magnitude and no one believing it? It's amazing to have a place where you can tell your worst shit to the world and everyone thinks it's fake.
>>708724736
There's NO WAY he's Jack the Ripper.
>>708724085
found it
>>708724034
you're getting slow in your old age anon
>>708724988
>at least you tried
I hate my friends but keep them so I have some sort of human interaction outside of the internet.
I also am the reason a neighbors dog died, I brought my dog over to it and made it kill the little thing while I watched.
>>708725243
you prolly put that little shithead out of it's misery
Cum in my sisters food, yadda yadda say it every thread. made her another smoothie today though, went well.
story?
>>708725243
If it was one of those little yapping pieces of shit with small dog syndrome, good.
>>708725395
>>708725503
It was a little white thing that wouldn't shut up, that's the whole reason I had my dog kill it.
>>708725750
Figured. You did everyone a service, including that little dog. I still think it's sad tho. It was fucked from the start.
>>708723872
That's Pica.
I've been to Afghanistan 3 times while in the marines. Never told my family because I'm always scared of what I want to share and get off my chest.
Suffer from PTSD and basically hide it from them during family events.
>>708726206
what did you see
>>708726245
he saw all his friends in the barracks masturbaye to the oics hisbgf sent hin about 6 times a day
>>708726527
damn that's rough
>>708726206
> Dude lived down the street from me a few years back
> Was in the Army, deployed twice
> Hear the dude in the yard screaming at his girl one day
> "But you don't understand, I held my best friend in my arms and watched him die"
> Dude is dead now, suicide
Find the person you are closest with and share anon. Don't fight the battle alone or with someone who doesn't care.
I have a tongue fetish. I don't know how uncommon that is, but I have never told anyone.
>>708714760
what's polygamous mean
>>708726761
It means he's gay
>>708726245
I use this place to help vent.
>11st tour
>Turret gunner in a 7ton
>Truck speeding at us
>Rules of engagement
>Wave at them
>Shoot warning shots around truck
>They don't stop
>Passenger pulls out AK47 and fires a few into the air
>Get the .50 ready
>Fire a V shape pattern into the cab of the truck
>Kill passenger, destroy engine block, and kill driver
>Truck looks like a ripped up soda can
>Stop the patrol, people hop out to investigate truck and secure area for anything else
>Open door driver flops out obviously in pieces
>Around 6-8 year old kid was riding in the middle of the truck with them and was basically ripped in half by a .50 cal round
I still see that kid today in my dreams. Fucks me up man.
>>708726761
Poly = Many
Gamy = Wife
>>708724971
Kek I know. Guys like him are the reason no one believes my true shit.
I've had sex with dogs numerous times. I'm a chick.
>>708726938
Not the first story I hear of that kind. Pretty fucked up anon, I hope you can find peace
>>708727173
how many dogs? do you cum? green text the first time...
>>708727173
me too but I'm a guy. It's not that uncommon really
>>708726938
That's what happens when you're in the 3rd world with a bunch of lunatics that would bring a child into a war zone, hell even use them as pawns at times. I couldn't image seeing that sight anon, but it's not on you.
>>708727173
>lol im a girl btw
>>708726206
You need to understand one thing first and foremost: Whatever happened or whatever you did, it wasn't your fault or responsibility. You deserve to be happy but the only one who can allow you to be is yourself. Look at it from a bystanders perspective, what might look terrible to you is of little concern in the big picture.
i fucking love big boobs and when i find a women with large breast i always feel the urgency of masturbate.
Any help o advice to control this kind of situation?
sorry for my bad english
>>708727470
kek nice try but he's going to live with that. Possibly off himself. That's what corporate war does
I got one
>Be me, 16
>Lil' bro has some french exchange students coming over for about a month.
>We go to airport to pick them up
>Two 8/10 sisters 14-15 in age
>Gettingsomeofthat.jpg
>We get back
>Give them a tour of the place
>I show them their room
>I leave them be while they get their stuff ready.
>Start playing some gamecube
>Crushing that melee when the french girls come in
>I offer to play but the said no and just watched me from the couch, giggling and speaking french.
>I took french in elementary so I got some of what they said, it was mostly about the plane ride.
>I look back at them every now and then, they giggle and smile back
>Hook line and sinker.
>They were absolutely into me
>A few days past without much besides a hug or a kiss on the cheek
>first week in. The older sister sneaks into my room in the middle of the night, nudging me awake.
"anon. I like to be with you for a bit."
>act like its no big deal while trying to hold my pubescent meat rod at half-mast
>She starts to tell me how nice she finds it here.
>She leans down onto my shoulder.
>we start to feel each other up
>Boom, we start to make out,things escalate and we end up giving each other handys
>We both cum as quietly as humanly possible before going back to sleep in our respective beds.
>The next night she comes back to my room, but she brings her sister along with her.
>Lil sis looks pretty nervous.
>Go face.png
>We do the same thing as last night except they shared me.
>This happens every night for about a week until it escalates further
>They want me in them. I say hell yeah and the older one starts to ride my schlong while the younger one just watched.
>feelsgoodman
>Feelsreallygoodman
>I finish on her and then they go back to their room.
>The last two weeks we end up fucking every night, each with different sisters and different positions
>Mfw I lost my virginity in a mildly incestuous threeway
>>708727607
Shut up kid. I'm talking from experience. What are your credentials?
>>708727592
try to fuck them between their boobs. Doesn't do much but it's a lot of fun
>>708727822
I play airsoft every other weekend, I know how war is
I never closed the deal.
>>708727300
>>708727352
>>708727470
>>708727607
I've come to peace with the fact that what I did had to be done. Just angers me knowing these people are so fucked in the head to do something like being a kid with them
No need to an hero for something I can't control.
It was actually that instance and a few others where I finally just gave up on caring for those people and started to just not double think my actions.
>>708727915
i want to,but im also really autistic talking to women.
>>708728194
google theredpill
I've never received more than 10 (you)s
Used to hire grills because they were good looking. Made them start work straight after college/school recorded them changing
>>708728303
here (You) go
Met a cute girl in highschool, we became great friends, she wasn't interested in me romantically. Spent the night at her house once and I found her diary. I read the entire fucking thing, made notes and everything. I changed everything in my life to fit what she liked, started dating around 8 months later, just got married about 3 years ago.
I honestly have no fucking clue how she would react if she found out, so it's something I'm taking with me to my grave.
>>708728418
If you tell her I think she'll dump you
>>708728303
Shit I have more than that in this thread alone. Here you go anon.
>>708728303
>>708728303
>>708728303
>>708728303
>>708728303
>>708728303
I know that feel, bro.
Here you got one more.
>>708723149
WRONG!
>>708728717
Our system thinks your post is spam.
>>708717988
this happened to me. I was happy man. fuck.
>>708728367
Here you go. God bless you poor soul >>708728303
>>708728303
>>708728303
>>708728303
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>>708728092
I'm glad you have been able to move on from it from a rational standpoint. Maybe one day you will be free on the nightmares too.
All of those doctors are getting fucked and there's nothing you can do. They were done when they chose your side. Enjoy what you conned them into. I will.
I'm not actually a homo sapien. I come from a distant world.
>>708718325
WTF
>>708729334
What do you think of humans?
>>708713419
kek
So I'm depressed. Pretty much everyone fucking is but I finally went to a therapist and I was diagnosed with sever depression and extreme low self esteem issues. I don't understand why. I have a great life. I have loving supportive parents, a couple amazing best friends and a beautiful girlfriend. I have a great fucking life and I still want to kill myself because on the inside I'm constantly in pain. I still haven't told anyone yet. I'm to scared to. Should I tell people? And also if possible can someone explain to me why I'm depressed and want to kill myself when I have an amazing life? Am I just a self centered fuck or what? I have so many question
Iv cheated on my fiance with more then 40 women.
>>708718182
post tits
>Be schizo
>Manage to stay sociable in public situations. mainly work
>Not a complete social retard
>Be completely alone otherwise
>Only have friends to make money off of them, fairly i may add. I don't fuck them over
>Want to have true friends and a GF
>At the same time hate being around any of them
>Tfw at the end of the day i always go home, drink, and lurk all by my lonesome
I genuinely can't break the habit of being a loner, even if i really want to.
>>708723308
how did that happen?
>>708729566
Jesus mate, fucking amazing. All they do is fuck and kill each other. We literally pay money to watch your petty wars, its the best entertainment.
>>708729427
Confess, you just came all over the place.
>>708729617
Tell someone about it. Its hard, but it really does help.
>>708729617
Have you had any traumatic experiences in life?
>>708729694
1 spell better and 2 stop being a pussy that isn't bad
>>708729617
I don't know, but figure it out. Then if I ever have anything that resembles a life and I'm still broken on the inside, you can give me all the answers.
i lost the game
>>708729808
Okay I will, thanks anon. I'll probably tell my girlfriend first. I'm just so scared how she will react.
Have over 400 pairs of panties from dumpster diving, I only keep the unstained ones in good condition otherwise i would have close to 800 pairs. The feeling of hitting a jackpot when a girl has thrown away all of her underwear is amazing.
>>708718325
obviously not 18 how does pornhub keep this up
>>708730076
Any close siblings? tell them first
>having sex with wife of 18 years
>think about daughter while pounding away
>cum super hard every time
>>708730157
You never know man
she really could be 18. You seen Monroe?
>>708730157
Masha was on pornhub for nearly a year at one point
>>708729990
I mean my dad was an alcoholic and he would scream at anything in a 5 foot radius and he had a gambling problem and that caused so much shit in my family and we lost everything for a time, but that was A long ass time ago
>>708729617
Depression is a real sickness. Often it is an imbalance in brain chemicals. It doesn't matter how sucessful or good of a life you lead, depression can hit you. Jared Padalecki, who plays Sam on Supernatural in a huge TV show, paid very well, has a beautiful wife, etc etc.. he struggles with depression.
Get help.
>>708730143
why not keep the stained once? some girl's wastes taste fucking good
My girlfriend's younger sister used to touch me when i slept there regularly. My gf went off to work real early, and i would go to sleep again.
Started off weird, then i began to like it, then i started hating it
>>708730464
how old was your gf's sister?
>>708721797
moar
>>708730181
Yeah I'll tell my big sis or something she went through a rough time so she'll probably understand depression and shit.
>>708730430
Thank you for making me feel a little better, I don't feel like a selfish asshole anymore. And I will get help, I'm done feeling like this
>>708730397
Always probable deniability
>>708730354
yeah that's gonna cause some scaring bud. Talking about it really does help though
>>708730464
I'm confused, I missed the part where you fucked her and plastered her cumdumpster face
>>708730143
Its different when they are from the trash and not a hamper. usually mixed in with kitchen waste, bathroom waste, or other things that completely mask their feminine scents and stain the panties in an undesirable way. However, bras are more often thrown out in bags with other clothing so they are ok not to wash and still have amazing smell.
>>708730711
Oh right, I have reversed my previous position, she is easily 19.
>>708730711
Okay I will thanks anon, god usually when I say shit on b I just get told I'm a selfish asshole who needs to just be happy. Thanks for actual advice and stuff anons.
I don't know if they are in here, but to the anon that I've been messaging on kik recently(you know who you are), im sorry but I can't do this anymore. I had a very real look at what I've become over the last few weeks, and I don't like how my mind and train of thought has changed. I loved talking to you, but I realized it's detrimental to my relationship and, I feel very, very guilty about it. If you are here, I'm sorry again, but I just have to stop. I've said things I never should have said and I fear for what I could become. I'll miss you, and I'm sorry for leaving you, but I'm not the same person who I was before and I need to fix that.
>>708730874
I can't tell you how much having real conversations on /b/ have helped me at times. Hope it works out for you anon.
It's past the bed time of most teenagers right now so the only people up aren't fully retarded
CoolThread. So trump anyone? He isn't as bad as the media paints him
>>708710284
> be 13
> friends with 19 year old
> thought he was cool, but realized later he was a loser who smoked pot and was to much of a tool to get friends his own age
> hang out with him because he let me do whatever i wanted in his house and had a computer in his living room so free porn for a 13 year old
> usually i would look at the porn and when i got horny enough go the bathroom and jerk off
> realized later i was pretty much getting high when i was there just from the smoke in the air, for some reason never realized at the time
> one day when i come over a man in his late thirties was there, long hair, craggily beard, wearing a stained t-shirt and cameo pants. real old style hippie type
> guy just stared at me when i walked in. whatever just went to computer and looked at porn while they talked
> can see out of corner of my eye hippie staring at me
> they start whispering
> hippie leaves giving me a wide smile
> friend invites me over to the couch to talk
> starts smoking his bong heavily
> so much so i began to notice how high i myself am getting
> tells me he has a proposition for me.
> says i cant tell anyone ever but the hippie really likes me.
> tell him i didnt care
> tells me the hippie really really liked me and was offering me 200 dollars to let him suck me off
> um fuck no?
> friend calls me an asshole, but keeps trying to convince me
> finally tells me he would throw in his computer
> began to consider it, friend notices and starts talking me into it
> tells me he would be there the whole time to make sure it didnt go to far
> wind up being driven down to this hotel room about fifty miles away the next day
> hippie is there and grinning madly at me
> what the fuck ever, im here to get paid
> pull pants and shorts down and sit on bed
> hippie wastes no time either and i recieve my first blowjob
> ill admit it felt pretty good
> sitting there in post orgasm haze
> hear the door close
> look up and realize friend was gone
cont.
>>708731112
Context needed anon, spill the whole story, this is confession time after all.
>>708731112
I'm guessing you fell in love with an anon and you don't want to ruin your relationship? post the nudes/convo
>>708730874
probably because most of us who are depressed feel like we deserve it because of our shitty lives and:
- feel jealous of your life
- feel scared that even if we fix our lives the depression won't stop
>>708719679
what about other races?
>>708719102
No. My confusions are too conflicted. One one hand I want him to be happy, but one the other, the my happiest time was when were together. I just don't know.
>>708719112
That's pretty much the end of it. I don't know what to do. I love him. I truly do through throw love and hate. He is all I want. When we love I will kill myself becaue I can't live without him anymore.
i have a crush on my french teacher >.<
is that bad? idk. ive heard about it and stuff, but is it like, gross?
>>708731186
I believe you because you said he wanted to suck YOU off
Most people don't know gay people/pedo's do that so I believe you
>>708731118
Thank you anon, okay well I'm gone. Goodnight /b/
>>708731514
night good luck
I'm in love with my friend who has a girlfriend. Me and him were ftb for years. He cheated on his girlfriend multiple times now. I just crave his cock a lot. He wants me as a cum slut and I'm fine with that. I want to tell his gf but only out of malicious reasons.
>>708731647
so are you a chick or is this a gay thing
>>708731271
I've been talking with an anon recently for the last few weeks, it started because I had some issues with my boyfriend. We started talking a lot, and at first I was hesitant because I felt guilty going behind my bf's back, but over time I really started to enjoy our talks. I've slowly found myself wanting to meet him, and sometimes he's the only person I think about, both when we chat and when we aren't chatting. I realized today when I woke up that over the last few days, I would be completely willing to cheat on my boyfriend in the name of enjoying some kinks, and it disgusts me because I would never, ever do such a thing beforehand, but it's almost came to reality and I need to break off from this anon in order to save my own relationship.
>>708731277
Kind of, yes. I never mentioned I fell in love, but I have professed I wanted to meet up with him badly. But I do feel like I love him to some degree, and it sickens me. I shouldn't feel like that while already in a relationship. Not posting convo, sorry, I don't know if he's in here, but it's where we originally met and I just hope he reads it and understands.
>>708731186
> suddenly my alarms are going off, i was wary before but now my friend is gone and hippie is locking the door
> i get up to pull pants up
> hippie is quicker then i though
> happened pretty fast. hand over mouth, full weight on me, pushing me back onto bed
> screaming for help
> trying to struggle, too strong
> being flipped over
> the feel of something at my entrance
> the intense pain
> the feeling of hippie beard tickling the back of my neck
> he finished pretty fast, asshole felt like it was on fire
> hear hippie leaving but dont look up
> about an hour later i manage to stand up and take a shower, some blood, not much, was expecting alot of it from the pain alone
> limp to a nearby dennys and call my older sister
> tell her i got into a fight and i need a ride
> never forgive friend. never see hippy again
never told anyone, but i figure no one will believe me on here anyway and i just can just let it out
>>708731112
I get it, its okay. I'm not surprised you had second thoughts, things went a bit further than you would have expected at first.
Don't stress, sorting out your life is pretty important. If you want to talk or need advice about anything you can message me. no pressure.
>>708731779
oh yeah If I was your man and learned you cheated on me I'd murder suicide
So smart move. I thought you were a dude. Yeah cut off contact and focus on your man
>>708731786
how do you feel about it now?
did you get the computer?
>>708731786
I believe you
you should tell someone buddy.
>>708731861
fuck off fabio ass nigga. white knights like you SICKEN me
>>708730625
She was 14 till 15
>>708730723
I did not do that, nor do i want that.
>>708731779
Maybe you should consider if your relationship with you bf is what you really want. If your heart is not really there, maybe move on. However, I say don't play around on the fence. Decide what you want and go with only that.
>>708732032
i got the computer and the money
i feel like i was taken advantage of, its affected me in alot of ways both inside and how i interact with people. i become a completely different person, pretty much just a shutin who played games all the time
>>708732091
at this point what purpose would it serve. i didnt know the guys name and it was to long ago anyway. probably wind up with some newbie cop taking my statement and throwing it in the who cares pile while he laughs about it with his friends
>>708727771
hot
>>708731779
what are the kinks? I've become friends with some anons here but we've never let it get to meeting up. It's good to know when to say 'enough' even if it was good while it lasted.
>>708710284
Huffed a shit ton of petrol fumes and then fucked gf's little sister.
Deal with it
>>708731786
Fuck that is bullshit. What's worse the violation or you "friend" selling you out like a piece of meat? This shit really bothers me.
>>708732525
tough question,
i think my friends betrayal was what compounded it even worse, i trusted him and he said he would protect me. he knew the whole time what was going to happen, i refuse to believe he didnt.
>>708732355
>>708732355
I dunno if there's any point in going to law enforcement at this point, but maybe talking to someone would help? I got some counseling once and it was kind of ok I guess.
>>708732814
idk, maybe
>>708717988
>INDIAN CURRY detected.
>>708732220
I do love my current relationship. There have just been some issues and he was there for me to vent when I needed it, and it felt good, someone who is there to listen to your problems and also satisfy another part of you that your boyfriend doesn't. It's something I just cant do anymore though, my heart really is with my bf, i've just been very conflicted recently about it all and nearly did things I know I would regret.
>>708732502
mostly centered around incest, humiliation, bdsm, etc. Believe me I enjoyed it, I don't want it to end, but I have to cut it off. As much as I care for him, I probably will never meet him and I don't want to blow my current relationship off for someone that I may very well never meet.
Sorry again to you anon, I feel horrible about this. I dont want to leave you hanging. I hope you understand.
