>dubs decide Let's get this rolling
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>dubs decide
Let's get this rolling
bump
Say you want to ruin her asshole
Alex19 isn't so great? Are you kidding me? When was the last time you saw a player with such an ability and movement with Fox? Alex puts the game in another level, and we will be blessed if we ever see a player with his skill and passion for the game again. Mang0 breaks records. Armada breaks records. Alex19 breaks the rules. You can keep your statistics. I prefer the magic.
Say you want her to fist your asshole with both hands.
Tell her that you love her
>>708707911
>>708708097
8 decides
Send her a dick pic of a dick that is obviously not yours, ask how she likes your collection.
Tell her you jack off to her every night
>>708708459
Roll
Say you're drunk and want to fuck
Keep em rollin
>>708707707
win
Say you want to reenact the crusades in her pussy
>>708708780
Charles darwin is our lord and savior you dumb bitch, NATURAL SELECTION FUCKER SHOULD BE SHOT
>>708708780
What about a toothy blowjob?
Say fuck jesus let me eat your ass
>>708708780
Are you cheating on me with that Mexican, Jesus? Ugh, not again.
>>708708780
Please im an edgy teenager would you take my virginity
>>708708944
Check my dubs dick nose
>>708709035
reroll
>>708709057
I would but its not an 8
>>708709047
this
>>708708780
You're a beautiful girl *pauses* *shudders nervously* w-w-would you be interested in going on a date to the park with me? *sniggers*
>>708709095
Gross waste of time
>>708709154
Oh god i cringed reading that.
Roll
>>70870878
yes he would. We could make a threesome with jesus
>>708708959
roll for this guy
>>708709154
roll for this
>>708708780
Actually lemme check this
>>708709258
>>708709154
roll
>>708709377
I want you to make my dick bleed so hard baby, maybe I can even black out a little
First you fucked a nigger, you ugly fucking whore
Ran out of men in Canada and came here for more
You could shower all your life and you'd never get clean
Because you fucked someone that wore afro sheen
I want you slightly more than I want to hang myself
>>708709468
reroll
im gay
>>708709377
You're not one of those retarded girls that sexually identify as a washing machine are you? I hate bitches like that.
>>708709154
Rolling
>>708709605
reroll
convo is fake
>>708709605
rereroll
>>708709511
Winrar
>>708709154
rerereroll
jokes aside, ive really been thinking these past few days about you and making taking you out. i know i'm sounding stupid and shit but i love you so much i could never bring myself to ask you in person.
>>708709605
rerereroll
>>708709821
lrn2red
>>708709892
reroll
>>708709932
rereroll
>>708709821
>didnt read most recent rules
9 decides faggot
>>708709665
Convo isn't fake, nice meme tho
>>708709892
reroll
>>708709605
rererereroll
>>708709965
rerereroll
>>708709989
>>708709967
winrar
I’m gonna drain your heart dry
I'm going to lap up every drop of hope and love and feel it run down my chin
I’m going to turn men into beasts and ruin their women and spit poison into their children
I’m going to scorch the earth with proper Old Testament despair
And teach them that the Gods are there to be feared
And everything you love will die
And everything you’re scared of will come true
>>708709989
Is this because you have a boyfriend? What's his number because he needs to back the fuck off!?!?
>>708710266
Roll
I like men
>>708710377
>>708707123
Show tits or gtfo
oh and im bysexual btw, hope u dont mind xD
>>708710340
>OP corrects spelling error
my man
Oh and my roll is:
I'm truly sorry for these very inappropriate messages. Maybe I can take you out to dinner to discuss about it in person?
>>708708780
Mimi you are right He'd suggest that I fist you instead.
>>708710487
reroll
>>708710266
reroll
so ur just gna leave me hanging like that :(
>>708710701
reroll
>>708710701
fkn reroll hahaha
>>708710266
Reroll
>>708710266
Rereroll
I love the taste of cock
Bareback ok?
I accidentally my fleshlight the other day, if that interests you.
My warts are flaring up a bit
>>708708437
reroll
>>708711123
Winar
>>708711177
nice dubs dude
>>708711123
>follow up post in a few
>>708711409
Names NOT blacked out are fair game
>vote to decide
>>708711679
I believe alex the slut is going to win this
>>708711679
Alex the Slut
>>708711679
I think we all know Alex the Slut has to be the one.
>>708711821
That's me
>>708711930
Proof?
I am Alex the Slut
>>708712060
What would qualify as proof?
>>708712060
>>708711765
>>708711745
>>708711930
I'm actually in skype with him right now, sorry I should have blacked out his name
>>708712065
Virginia then?
>>708712065
I am sluttacus
>>708712126
Credit Card details would be an excellent start kek
Virginia Sable is my next vote
>>708712133
Forgot proof
>>708712153
I second this
>>708712306
virginia
>>708712153
Agreed
>>708712420
>>708712414
>>708712353
>>708712267
>>708712153
Snapchat or text? I can do either
>>708712566
Snapchat for pics I guess
Do text and send this: "I want to make one final effort with this. I've loved you since the day I met you. If you don't feel the same way, I want you to know I'm going to jump off my roof. I'm sorry."
Then in a new text say "and there I go" like you jumped.
>>708712566
Text, so she doesn't ask why you're screenshotting so much
>>708712803
This ones risky but I'm going to do it
>>708712872
Forgot that was added to snapchat. I take back saying snapchat. Use text.
>>708713127
Im just going wiht ones i like on this one, or popular demand
So get to rollin boys
>>708713127
damn. real proud of you OP. much love
>>708713127
So different girl now?
you done good, OP, just post her reply whenever it comes in.
>>708713837
Yeah the other stopped responding
>>708713899
>>708714033
I massage your feet while you massage my meat?
>>708714188
Woo, First try
>>708714243
Dam if I hit another dub...
>>708714375
>>708714441
I don't consider severe smegma issues a deal breaker, you?
>>708714441
tits or im jumping
>>708714779
roll
>>708714779
rollll
I sexually Identify as Fox McCloud. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of defending my Melee Championship at EVO. People say to me that a person being Fox McCloud is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, Mishun Complete. I’m having Mango inject me with tech skill and mindgames. From now on I want you guys to call me “Fox” and respect my right to shine and upsmash. If you can’t accept me you’re a spaciephobe and need to check your tierlist privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
Sorry, If what I say sound stupid. I just feel insecure. Ever since I was a kid my Dad only hugs me after I comfort his loins
dubs and i kill myself
>>708714980
one more time
>>708715008
please
>>708714441
Then taste my salty meat? No else will and it's so horrible I fear I will jump
>>708714777
>>708714777
Reroll for these trips
>>708715037
reroll
Can I take you out for a TV dinner for one?
>>708714441
I'll fuck you with a rake
>>708707707
Kek
>>708715037
pls this
>>708715115
roll
>>708715176
winrar
Do you like chicken nuggets?
>>708715176
FUCK SHE READ IT
Do i have your permission to think about you while I milk myself tonight?
White or black dicks?
tits or gtfo
Let's touch dicks
>>708715407
Any reply?
I'm 1/100th Cherokee
>>708715601
reroll for this
Are you wet thinking about it?
>>708715677
Winrar
>>708715407
Sorry auto correct, I what I meant to ask is do you have a good mash potato recipe?
So how much would you hate me if I said that I wanted to fist you while tongue punching your fart box?
>>708715677
winrar
>>708715677
Dubwin
>>708715407
I was jk, me and my bronies just messin around.
Yo, in all honesty, you ever do jenkem? Ive got 6 balloons calling your name
>>708715677
lel
>>708715621
Not yet, but shes still there
We go way back and she pretty much reads everything i send
>>708715677
FUCK ill send this one, with regret but ill do it
>>708715727
2nd
>>708715677
Dub 7s nice
>>708715727
WINRAR!
>>708715727
WINRAR
>>708715727
Post this OP!!!
>>708715772
Like I said, with regret
I'm going to kill you
>>708715991
Wait for a reply
Sorry auto correct, I what I meant to ask is do you have a good mash potato recipe??
>>708715991
Why can't we just fuck? Plz? Like damn girl I'm tryin
>>708716107
Fucking ROLL!
Im coming over, should i bring protection?
Damn
>>708715991
By popular demand I'm doing the potato one next
>>708716107
FUCKING REROLL AND FUCK YOU 7'S
I'm jerking off now
>>708716135
Roll
>>708707123
Too bad a bunch of boring shitters ruined this thread with wasted dubs.
OP delivered like a champ.
>>708716228
WIN
>>708716228
8 winrar
>>708716228
Win
>>708716190
YES! WOO That's two so far trying to make it a third <3 OP is my hero
>>708716228
Winar
>>708716228
Win
I'm sorry for these jokes, I don't know how to talk to people properly so I ask people online how to respond.
I honestly love you and dream about spending the rest of my life with you.
Just wanted to let you know.
Seriously though, I need help. Can you call my parents and ask them to call Mental Health. I'm crying while I'm masturbating right now. Please
>>708716190
NOW it's 8s
I know the jerking off one won but the faggots in my groupchat want mashed potato
>>708716228
Reroll
>>708716135
roll
it wasnt autocorrect, im just an indecisive faggot
>>708716285
I agree, its like theres a bunch of 12yr olds rerolling they're own shitposts
>>708716467
She isn't even reading the messages now
I'm jerkin off now
>>708716568
/thread
>>708716558
win
>>708716588
That's already won 3 times now m9
>>708716588
Win
>>708716467
You down for some jenkem?
you still there babe? don't make me have to come and talk to you in person
:>)
You dumb slut! These messages are code for send HELP! I've been beaten and raped call 911!!!! MY DAD WON'T STOP
>>708716661
But it's never sent
>>708716558
>>708716568
>>708716588
>>708716638
what will OP use?
>>708716558
Winzip
Make me cum
I filled a 44oz cup with jizz
B8 group of niggers
She isn't responding anymore
Sorry gents but I think this is dead now
>>708717116
Better send some stuff to Sarah then
>>708717177
The DUBS spoke! Do it OP
It doesn't seem you enjoy drinking and texting as much as me. Maybe it's because you're not also masturbating. I sure in the hell am.
Followed by: PLS RESPOND
Abigail now?
OP is a kekmaster 9000
>>708717177
get trips and I will
>>708716753
roll for this
rip
>>708717356
rolo
>>708717177
>>708717311
Those dubs both spoke it, op
>>708717356
555
trips pls
>>708716753
Trips for tits
>>708717795
:( No tits den
Why not just text Abigail?
>>708716753
roll
Text someone OP pls
Tell me what to say you fucking faggots dubs gets it
>>708718145
Give me a letter and I'll see who I have in my contacts to text
Screenshot simply for proof of being OP
>>708707707
whos going to win summit anon?
>>708718598
No one really
Give another one
>>708718909
Do Savannah
>>708718999
trips of truth
Savannah also sounds like a hot name
>>708719118
I knew a Savannah. She was wild for the dick
>>708719118
Yeah, I go to school with one, hot as hell. Sadly, no pics
>>708718999
Actually she has me blocked already
Previous thread, changed her name
You got trips so you decide, as long as you have proof of those godly trips
>>708719003
>pic related
>>708719452
Alex Hasun a chick?
Andrew Giang
>>708719597
nah hes that fag from earlier
the one who egged me on to create this thread
Go for Abigail from earlier m9
>>708719452
There's my proof
Do the sluttiest bitch in your contacts
>>708719677
Well then i'd say Mr. Garlick, dude sounds like a riot
>>708719817
Thats who i started the thread with, but let me check again
>>708720009
Okay then second slut
>>708720068
Best I can do
>>708720936
Do Abigail m9
>>708720009
Got any batafags sister?
how is this thread still alive?
>>708721034
only have her on SC and too much effort at this point
>>708721080
No but i have my sister
>>708721128
Sheer luck
>>708720936
Clara Santiago
>>708721476
okay what do i say
>>708721966
Ask her what she's doing
Also op do you have KIK for when the thread dies?
>>708722070
I do, its bruhbruhbruh420. I dont use i for anything other than shitposting in my groupchat
and if i get a response ill post pictures but i doubt i will
>>708721966
Send dick pic
>>708722384
Rolling
but u have to..be my girlfriend!! *snickers nefariously* /thinks to self/ "man, if this works, I'll get this cute girl to be my girlfriend and ride the cool roller coasters! c'mon, luck be a lady tonight!" *crosses fingers and gulps* s-so.. *adjusts collar and looks firmly* what do you say to my proposal? *waits patiently?
>>708723111
OP, it may be trios, but there still be dubs at the end!
DELIVAR!!!!
>>708723261
>>708723111
Who the fuck do i send it to
noone is awake
>>708723480
Idk someone I post that on every dubs decides thread
