YLYL
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
YLYL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0DPdy98e4c-c
>>708705841
Some stupid OC I lost to from yesterday
>>708706185
Come on! This has to be fake.
>>708706020
She wouldn't eat a banana
>>708706381
You're right- they could never draw that well
Newfags posting banana memes
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>>708706871
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn’t he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Banana thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha. Maybe you’re such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The “epic” Banana guy, isn’t it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it’s ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that’s right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a fucking banana. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Bananafag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even try to talk with you because all you say is “I REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS PICTURE.” You’ve become a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now. And that’s all you’ll ever be.
OP here I'm leaving faggots say hello to 404 bitches
Stop replying faggot niggers
>>708707208
Lost and I don't know why.
>Tfw remember a time when Banana posting wasn't a meme.
I miss being an underage newfag back when /b/ was new and excitint for me.
>>708706724
MODS
Let the lost 404 aleady
>>708706185
It's only the one student who is retarded.
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>>708708232
Quelana of izaleth, is that you?
>>708708284
This may be one of the shittiest ylyls I have ever seen.
>>708708400
I actually lost to this fucking shit
Bumping
Stop replying fucking faggots whoever posts again loves fat cock
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>>708707140
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch. I’ll have you know my name is John, and I woke up this morning 5:30 sharp to the smell of wet pussy. I was getting a blowjob from two bitches (Shit was SO Cash), one was trying to fit my humongous 3 pound balls in her mouth while the other was choking halfway on my 18 and 3\8 inch dick. She started to squirt hard, she was convulsing and having 6 orgasms at the same time. I gave it to them and they were on the floor squirting like motherfucking fountains. Must have come about a quart of sperm and compressed air. Imagine your best orgasm, then multiply it by 35. I had to go to base camp so I front-flipped from my 14th floor barracks into my valet parked 2012 Ferrari (I got connexions). Pushed my shit to about 4 hundo (mph, mind you) and I was at base camp in no time. When I entered, I became a top sniper and was granted access to the entire arsenal of the USMC. I learned how to kill someone in over 700 different ways and was assigned to be the leader of a squad that will kill 300 terrorists using gorilla warfare tactics. Also did 6000 push-ups, 8000 sit-ups and bench-pressed 30 plates in 16 minutes. After basic training, I met a network of secret spies who will help me trace your IP address, while eating gold plated sushi and 15,000 $ champagne. My unit got the rest of the day off and I became captain of our base’s football team and starter of the basketball team. I got straight A’s on the military entrance exams and received more awards. Meanwhile, you were jacking off to pictures on Facebook and naked drawn Japanese people. Went back in the Lambo to my barracks and now I am getting ready to go to sleep. I am going to graduate at the top of my class in the Navy Seals tomorrow and I want to look pretty much perfect for it. Don’t be a stranger and remember, I did more in one day than you will your entire life
>>708708607
I'm going to shove my fish inside your rectum in your sleep. Then with the gaping hole I'll fill your rectum with 4 peeled lemons.
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>>708708163
lost here idk y
>>708708680
Gundan!
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>>708707140
The ass hurt is real
>>708708834
I GUARANTEE IT.
>>708708834
I never saw this one. Pure gold
>>708709236
FUCK
>>708709236
not this shit again :(
>>708709236
reply
>>708709236
you cunt
Bet all you faggots it will 404
>>708709053
>being this new
>>708709236
Bastard.
I'm not going to be a good night but I'll probably never get it back again to be the next summer lol
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>>708710605
I lost
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>>708710948
I lost
>>708710223
lol
>>708711114
I lost
>>708710223
Gosh darn it
>>708706957
>>708707140
The Banana Meme is not cancer. It is, in fact, in a way, the only true 4chan content left. I'll explain.
You believe that 4chan is a truly free platform, where anons find or create unusual and funny content for each other, in an anarchist utopia of humor and weirdness. While it may have started that way, it changed. Greedy web publishers quickly realized that 4chan was the greatest source of free content, and appropriated it into its own free labour driven content mill to feed the likes of 9gag. They are not the first, but they were rge ones that became exceedingly efficient at it. Icanhascheezburger was one of the first to reallt make money off of your back.
You are a slave, Anon. Almost every time you see "source?" or "story on this?" it's a content aggregator trying to document the history and backstory of a thing to enhance the content, because you can't just post stupid pictures to a blog alone. Shitposting is anons who realize something is wrong, but they don't know what it is, and they are resisting withouth realizing. Every YLYL thread is the equivalent of the boss ringing the worker whistle and expecting you to clock in and get to work to make them money.
The Banana Meme cannot be used for their purposes, so they ignore it. It frustrates them. Anons, somewhere deep down, knew this - they knew they had something that was actually theirs, that could not be stolen. Som more were made. So many, that it actually, at some point, became funny. The banana reclaimed 4chan for the anons and took it out of their hands. The same applies to "your mother will die in her sleep". Like the Banana, that one steals their time and pays them nothing. These are true 4chan content - by anons, for anons - not great, but with the power of 4chan's content producers - you - it becomes funny. Wake up, anon. Watermark your content with gore and black cocks. Make it impossible for them to steal. Take 4chan back. The only cancer that is kiling 4chan is greed, like always.
>>708706871
FUCK YOU FUCKING FAGGOT FUCK OFF AND DIE STUPID CUNT KILL YOURSELF GET OFF MY FUCKING BOARD NORMIE FUCKING SCUM
>>708711641
Nice JPG I enjoyed it much
>>708711478
I would be furious if someone looked up the personal address of every congressman who supported the patriot act and trained a small militia to coordinate a simultaneous strike on their homes at night. If someone got a miniature army packed with suppressed colt 1911s and stealth equipment to go to all their homes and put bullets through their thick, slimy, dandruff-laden skulls, i would absolutely be inconsolable. these kind of actions are inexcusable, but what would be even more inexcusable would be slaughtering chelsea clinton in front of her mother before putting a cold gun barrel between HRC's teeth and twitching that finger just a little bit too hard. i would hate it if anyone did that. i'd be real upset.
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>>708709236
i didn't cry guys
>>708712158
Dude... I actually have no words for this.
I find it kind of funny.... I find it kind of
reply to this post or your mother will die in her sleep tonight
>>708712660
faggot
>>708706871
Thanks. Lori.
>>708712796
oh god ive seen this one.
i should upload all my gay pornos and give them funny names based on their stills.
GET IN HERE NIGGARS
http://stream.dob.jp
>>708710223
Sad face
>>708712863
Lost
>>708706124
man: "nigh nunny nIam ome
women "how day nunny?"
man "nood. I make a lot of halloween decoration for people. What for dinner. Me starved?"
women: "I mad nenuputter and trix sandmiches with chocolate milk"
man: "ohhh me love nat. Den I fuck you in the ass!"
women: "Otay. Good work."
>>708706185
I actually was taught addition counting on my fingers as a child. Have a masters degree in computer science but still can't add shit without my filters.
>>708709236
szdvsdvsv
>>708709236
Damn you.
>>708713264
Same
>>708709236
ok den
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reply
>>708711294
wat
>>708712628
lost
>>708713264
Now see! I was taught to use my toes and am an actuary....
>>708713052
....moar...
>>708709236
Fuck you
>>708712718
Omfg. I can't stop laughing.
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>>708706912
It's deep fried.
>>708711165
>hits his hand with chair
>knocked out
Anyone who enjoys this shit is seriously retarded.
>>708713954
A hero for us all
>>708711641
I loved when that happened.
All the anons coming together to figure out how. Good times.
>>708713688
losthard
>>708709236
no pls
>>708713839
Most of them seem pretty retarded
>>708710223
Spoopy
>>708706183
Aye ZZ Top
Holy shit is this for fucking real? This is what you cunts think belongs in a YLYL thread? Fuck off.
>>708714355
wait I dont get this one
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>>708711197
that was perfect.
>>708715135
jesus christ why am i a 4 year old
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>>708713839
kek. good old /b/
>>708709236
Fuck
>>708714621
Actually had her on MySpace back in the day...fucking punk ass poser attention whore.
>>708709236
fgt
>>708715135
Nigger, I'd watch this shit in a heart beat. I'd pay to see that...Wait, I think I have.
>>708709236
Hdhdhdh
>>708709236
I would have a qt gf
>>708715289
The asshole doesn't get super tight after the person dies?
>>708714501
>buttpug
oh god why
>>708709236
Dubs
>>708712796
What's the sauce of the pic?
>>708712758
Lost.
>>708710223
fugg
>>708706912
Lost
>>708711294
Udderly insane
>>708709236
Y tho
>>708712758
ya got me
>>708708232
haha the looks on their faces is pretty good
>>708715135
I lost my shit as soon as I saw "Disgusting", read the story, saw Disgusting again, then lost it again. Good Job.
>>708716120
>I thought i could, i thought i could, i thought i could....
>>708706082
Got me.
>>708709268
LOST
>>708709236
Gay
>>708710223
Fuck you.
>>708706957
/b/ wrapped up into a nice little package.
>>708710223
Thanks for giving me 10 minutes to be high as the weather balloon.
>>708710223
Spoopy
>>708710223
if dubs you're gay, if trips im gay
>>708708395
Oh you
>>708709236
shit fuck
>>708713741
Fuckin' lost
>>708712758
Lost so fuckin' hard. Hahaha.
>>708709236
Reply
>>708714884
Craig Christ did that
>>708712660
Fuck you
>>708713839
Fucking lost!!
>>708715135
Its the fucking last line that sells it for me
>>708706197
fucking docile. lost so hard
>>708706020
>that fat
>eating anything nearly as healthy as fruit
>>708709093
fuck
>>708707093
ImmortalHD is one of the few YouTubers I actually like and enjoy watching
>>708713903
I would buy this. I fucking love nirvana
>>708709292
Fucking Americans...
>>708706871
I really really really like this image
>>708713811
lost
>>708708619
And those who cant
Wow great job very challenging wow
>>708711165
I lost
>>708710223
repost
>>708709053
End your own life
>>708718534
>implying it was supposed to be a challenge
whats wrong with you
>>708715831
That's not even fair. She has a really cute face too.
>>708714958
Three posts. One of the posts said "lost" to the first post. Someone posted a picture showing that there was only one poster, meaning that everyone knew that OP had replied to his own picture with "lost."
>>708714144
epic lulz bro
>>708710223
Fuck you, you cunt
>>708712646
Would fuck still, just think of it as a living fleshlight
>>708709236
Nigger
>>708715831
>woman
>wman
>wan
>she's a wan
>>708708680
Meesa give-a you da deesa.
>>708710223
Not again faggot.
>>708715135
lost
>>708710223
Fag
>>708708284
FUCK YOUR I FUNNY TRASH.
>>708709236
FUckk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ue5e4PQcqhw
>>708713863
Lost. Hahaha
>>708710223
No you
>>708712660
No you
>>708709236
fuck, too risky...
>>708715639
much the opposite. Muscles are no longer getting info from nervous system, so nothing's making them contract to hold your shit in.
>>708710223
Oh God a nigger
OP here troy likes penis
>>708712660
succ
>>708713783
threw me for a loop for a sec there.
>>708709236
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>708708577
I miss him
>>708712981
And yet they get the hottest women
