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Waifu claiming thread.
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>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No oversexualised content
>discuss/insult
>chain lurk pics
>No RP/ERP, go be a faggot elsewhere
>Naps good idea
>Being an Elitist in the /waifu/ Community is like winning a gold medal in the special Olympics. You're still retarded.
>Most importantly, Remember to get enough sleep!
Claimed
Hitler best Waifu
Hitler best Waifu.
>>708697784
Fuck. Without a head I can't really do anything.
Claiming Duke Nukem.
>>708697801
Sup guys
>>708697853
I didn't say which head!!!!! :^) :^) :^)
XD
>>708697941
heyoo
>>708697935
Go to work!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mOJvsyjWves
still here
Quite Slothful day my fellow incarnates!
>>708697958
Ah yes, that is true.
>>708698053
Why is it sung by a vocaloid and have Japanese sub titles
Claiming best Waifu
Does anyone miss esdeath?
>>708697768
>>708697406
Neat. I'm level 101, I could help you out or play some time if you need it.
Also claimed.
>>708697991
It's only 6:30!
>>708698274
Irrelevant :^)
teddie is best girl
>>708698108
Shut the fuck up, Pete! You faggot! Fucking skinny butt-munching faggot. I hate you! You know that? I really do. 'Cause all you do is fuckin' prance around school talkin' about your fuckin' faggoty fairy fathers. I'll tell you what! I don't wanna hear about your fuckin' fathers and how their assholes work, all right? It makes me sick! And I - I - I fuckin' hope they fuckin' die of fag disease! Yeah.
>>708697988
Hehhh imma go and smoke I'll be back next thread maybe if yuuki shows up tell him I'll be back
>>708698342
>>708698361
You were expecting pete but...
>Nonon CLAIMED!
>>708698108
quite
>>708698506
We're fighting. Queue the music!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_vgrvSZD5u4
>>708698211
Oh cool :3 (add me if you want)
>>708698159
Good question.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_KvL8UVDcI
>>708698829
A fight about what? Pete im so sorry for impersonanting don't kill mehhh.
>>708698978
wtf did you do Nonon?
>>708699115
I don't know...
>shit day at work
Hello friends
>>708698274
>Ohayo 2.png
Do you have more like this?
>>708698835
Oh wait, you're playing 2007scape. Mine's on the RS3 servers :(
>>708699864
:c ohhh... My account isn't too good on rs3.
>>708699827
I almost do.
>>708699980
* forgot pic.
(you still add me if you want :0)
>>708699986
p--please share!
>>708699980
Mine on 2007scape is like level 16, so likewise versa :3
>>708699986
>>708699827
Does this count?
>>708699827
That I do, my fair Anon.
>>708700174
My turn!
>>708697702
Claimed
>>708700174
>>708700264
>>708700200
Sharing is caring. T-thank you!
Short hair was fine, but long hair perma-waifu.
>>708700497
Not ryuko but I have this one aswell :3 ~mytoy
>>708700632
sweet jesus
i remember katanagatari from like 60 years ago
>>708700759
Still fine!
>>708700497
Hey wait, me too!
>>708700100
Will do!
Thread is kill. RIP /waifu/
Started Akame Ga Kill! I'm strangely enticed into this story..
Goodnight.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJ1eIwLb5UM
>>708701688
F
>>708701802
goodnight
>>708701732
good show
>>708701732
>that lewd face
I'm making a gift for someone... ~MyToy
>>708702076
*skip a beat*
Can I claim something something tank?
claimed also how is everyone
>>708702644
girls und panzer
>>708702644
I'm claiming a trap so you can probably have a tank.
Shinoa claimed ',:)
Hello, I've returned
>no life
>Juvia Claimed
>>708702976
Oh wow, now I can see why you chose them as your waifu/trapfu.
>>708703233
Back off.
>>708703371
Plushie
>>708703400
Hello anon
>>708703806
What's good today?
>>708703806
how's life
Suck my ass
>>708697764
love youu~
カラミチーマス
I'm going to go continue binging Hunter x Hunter. See you everyone, be back some time eventually!
>>708703913
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>>708703957
Nothing much. Went to hospital, did normie stuff today. Getting ready for work?
>>708704116
See right above
>>708704351
Sure
>>708704798
Late to the party, Ryuko was already claimed!
>>708704798
Uh what are you doin?
>>708704827
Chef smugardee
>>708704887
Have fun anon
>>708705056
I'm claiming mai waifu
>>708705176
I'm not doing this shit again! She is claimed!
>>708704943
Not quite yet. Just forced myself to eat some food, so I'm feeling a bit sick in the stomach. But otherwise, I just woke up and kinda lazed around.
>>708705263
I know she's claimed
By me of course
>>708705344
In your dreams fake Ryuko.
>>708704943
>hospital
everything alright?
>>708705161
Smuggy Bear
>>708705176
>>708705344
Both yall go to the top of thread and see my toy posted first, dont claim also you roll for trips, to steal. That's waifu thread 101.
>>708705263
>>708705176
You don't need to fight. There's enough of Ryuuko to go around! Trust me.
>>708705527
I'm not sharing MY waifu!
>>708701732
Read manga or get ready to be disspointed.
>>708704943
on a side note if your dont have a loli waifu your a pleb
>>708705527
>pingpongcirculate.jpg
lol
>>708705493
You replied to me twice, dumbass
>>708705579
A year late, baka
>>708705696
If she really was your waifu you wouldn't take a year to come back. Now get lost or get a new lesser waifu.
>>708705840
I claimed her for the first time a year ago. I took a break from the thread for like 4 months
>>708705610
For feels or content? I tend to watch and read, just to see which is better. Also is this Tali?
>>708705696
Sorry your posting style is quite inconsistent, but I don't see trips yet, so keep trying. Not claimed but you just yet.
>>708705167
Bored?
>>708705329
Got ginger laying around? It should help otherwise drink less than a teaspoon of vodka infused with black pepper
>>708705461
Yeah everything is good. Just got a bit worried is all. Dont want to talk about it either
>>708705473
M'smugger
>>708705613
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>>708706071
That's what happens to you for neglecting the waifu thread. Give up.
>>708700100
>>708700264
>>708704798
>>708705056
>>708705176
>>708705263
>>708705344
>>708705457
>>708705527
>>708705579
>>708705696
Yea she's mine. All of you can back off. Thank you!
>>708706149
>Dont want to talk about it
It would be very hypocritical of me to force someone to talk about something they don't want to. Just glad you're alright
>>708706149
Beyond bored
And I'm not tired enough to go sleep
>>708706280 God damn these fucking shitty wannabes.
>>708706280
>>708705840
>>708706071
Now there fucking 3 of you? Look MyToy has claiming rights as of now., but if one of you decide to get trips, you can steal for the thread. better grab my nachos, cause its going to be a fun race when the next thread opens up!
>>708706149
>Vodka
>Pepper
How will that help?!
And I'm sure it'll subside. It's just because I wasn't hungry and forced myself to eat.
This thread on /wsg/ is hella chill though.
>>708706486
Wanna get involved friendo?
>>708706149
Smugadelic
>>708705329
Eat more food or have some water. Could also be a sugar imbalance.
>>708706280
Not really, she's mine.
>>708706274
She's still mine
>>708706430
>calling OG Ryuko a wannabe
top kek
>>708706736
Not yours. Never has been, never will be.
>so boring at work
>the oddsider was trying to throw chips in my mouth while Im sitting in a corner
>>708706280
I have no idea why you are all fighting over that trash.
>>708707108
Not now.
Claiming
>>708706944
B-but s-senpai, I claimed her almost a year before you!
>>708706280
>>708706486
>>708706736
Look I'm not one of those cuck weirdos and I won't be sharing my woman any time soon, but if you want a battle you got one!
>>708706379
Why not fap?
>>708706524
Trust me dude. Parents used to give me the stuff when my stomach didn't feel right. It helps. Or that too. Body is telling ya you need more nutrients
Haven't been there for a while
>>708706707
Smugdemic
>>708706367
Thanks fam. You doing good yourself?
Best Scissor Blade is Extase!
>>708707466
>>708707494
You fuckers have another thing coming. You abandon your waifu and expect to get her back. No way motherfuckers.
>>708707346
I AM A VERY HAPPY SHINOA RIGHT NOW!!!!
ABWKWBSIWHDOWBDKEBDJD
>>708707466
There basically was never a very steady Ryuko poster in waifu as far as I remember
Little posts here and there but nothing as steady as mytoy
>>708707108
>Obligatory 'New here but I love my waifu' starter pack
>>708707108
>Shitobu calling other waifus trash
>>708707495
For reasons that shan't be said
![Nonon(34 [Not THAT 34]).jpg](https://i.imgur.com/AMagYX0.jpg "Nonon(34 [Not THAT 34]).jpg")
>>708707466
>>708707494
It doesn't matter it's per thread. If you get it first you get the right, or if you don't you can roll for trips and steal! Doesn't matter who claimed who first in all time, just who claims who first thread wise!
>>708707633
Thanks friendo :3
>>708706707
Nah, just not wanting to eat, but doing it anyways.
I think I will have some water though.
>>708707495
Well, that's an interesting solution to an upset stomach, I'll have to remember it for future use.
>>>/wsg/1306585
It's quite the comfy thread. Odds are it's gunna be quite the odd night.
whats going on freinds
Hello again friends.
Finally done cleaning
>>708707633
Back in my day I claimed mai waifu almost every thread
>>708707791
It honestly doesn't matter you and others will do as they will because it's the internet but I enjoy almost everything that goes on in this thread including claim fights
>>708707495
Unusually good for my situation. Feels like it's about to fall apart soon
>>708707890
Hey Tali!!
>>708707896
You should give your house some "circulation!"
>>708707964
Tis must be the trouble of having a good waifu... (besides Nonon of course)
>>708707964
>>708708045
She's mine.
>>708703400
Hello dubs
>>708703001
Hello smugs
>>708707964
I really don't remember a steady poster with more than one or two images earlier than July but I'm sure you did for a period of time
>>708708151
:3
>
WHO WANTS TO HEAR A NEW CHAPTER FROM MY STORY????
>>708708151
Ohhhh that is the first Nadeko punI heard that is good!
>>708708323
story?
>>708708151
Nonons third regalia looks weird.
>>708708209
I'd usually claim with pic related and go by Eggrolls.
>>708708323
Sure I'm bored. Type your fingers off.
>>708707629
I am also glad to see that you're still around! While I was jogging, I was listening to a band that inadvertently reminded me of you, and I was unsure of how long it had been since we last spoke.
>>708708348
Ye :3
>>708708315
Nothing beats 3rd, besides 3rd with pole, I need to find >.>
>>708708323
Does involve buying a prime number worth of groceries?
>>708708454
I like all the Nonon.
>>708708402
don't worry tomoko, the chronicles of: Retarded garbage vagina will resume next thread.
>>708708151
Its been a rough day...
>>708708323
What was the first chapter?
>>708708454
Heresy her third regalia is splendidly cute
>>708708454
1. Nonon's third regalia looks awesome.
2. You are no Matoi. Quit you washed up waifu lurker.
Eye'm a genius!
>>708708569
Also Nonon is super cute. I wound't mind her naning my sore if ya know what I mean
>>708707494
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>>708707964
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>>708708454
Here's one from our wedding last year.
>>708708741
>>708708454
These heretics need to be cleansed by Pete.
>SOFT PETE
> WARM PETE
>LITTLE TAIDA OF WAR
>HAPPY PETE
>ANGRY PETE
>CLEANSE THIS THREAD OF HERESEY
>NAPPY PETE
>LAUGHING PETE
>AS YOU INFECT HERETICS WITH GWAR GWAR GWAR
>>708708708
BAKA BAKA
>>708708621
The crotch-heart and the bones are weird
>>708708708
Good job, Cirno. Eye am proud
>>708708741
How did you get married to my wife?
>>708708698
I'm more of a Matoi than you'll ever be.
>>708708930
Dude calm down.
>>708708982
>getting this triggered
>>708708708
nice digits
>>708708708
Look at that baka.
The legend of retarded garbage vagina.
Here is the greatest story ever told: the legend of retarded garbage vagina
It is not easy being retarded. It is also not easy keeping my vagina clean. It smells like fucking death
>I’m off to school mom! Have a nice day!
>shut the fuck up retard. I will beat the shit out of you.
I get to school and I waddle to class. I’m fat and my vagina is a trash can. My yeast infection is horrible. My cottage cheese is building in my jeans and it makes a squeeshy sound when I walk. I sit down in the back of class and my cottage cheese is bleeding through my jeans.
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>>708707708
Idk why but I've been doing it 2-3 times a day since Monday
>>708707861
Warning: it does indeed taste like shit
>>708708083
Aww dude. Don't say that or you'll jinx yourself
>>708708186
Hello Juvia. What up?
>>708708555
It's always great talking to you here since you're a unicorn (if you still remember my nickname I gave you). Is that so? I feel like the band is a quirky but fun one. Weeks for sure you doing well, eureka? If you didn't get telegram, would you mind getting discord? It doesn't have the phone number thing like you worried about and I wouldn't mind given you my username here either.
>>708709084
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