Confess your darkest/most embarrassing secrets
I like shoving my cock in a burrito more than real sex and I do this once a day atleast (mostly to vore) and I once ate one of the burritos
If I actually told anybody that knows me personally how I really feel about myself and my life, I'd be strapped to a hospital bed and pumped full of antidepressants.
>>708696738
Is it like Chipotle burritos, or is that only for birthdays and Christmas?
>>708696738
my friends finger tried to car me in the back of my mom
sometimes... I dream about cheese
>>708696906
Whatever I feel like I do Chipotle about once a month but thats a hour drive for me so I like to do it in the car
>>708696870
How do you feel about yourself anon?
>>708696738
Purposely spreading hiv
Once killed a nigger homeless man
Sold meth to some minors telling them it's coke
Anytime I use a public restroom I piss in the stall, on the floor
>>708696738
I want to fuck a half girl half animal, or demon or monster or something not human. Of course we all do, I just hate furfags and a decent portion of myself for it.
>>708697164
I was fine up until the pissing on the floor. Fucks sake faggot
>>708697141
I'm a mistake. I should not be. I would like to not be. I think about renting a helium tank and donning an exit bag approximately as often as Cosmopolitan claims I should be thinking about sex.
>>708697164
Oh well not like you spill any choclet milk or anything
>>708696738
I was juggling bowling balls once and upon throwing it i missed and smashed some kid in the skull
>>708697307
The way I see it, it's giving someone employed at the place, a job to do.
>>708696738
>I like shoving my cock in a burrito more than real sex
Meh I heard worse and whatever makes you happy
>and I once ate one of the burritos
>>708696738
I killed some dude once
>>708697512
lold
>>708697379
if you do, attach a tonne of helium balloons to it first so you're found nowhere near where you live
>>708696738
I'm addicted to dubs.
>>708697796
Up 2
>>708697164
You are doing the lords work.
Bless
I go on chatting/video sites to get older men to buy me things and occasionally share old war stories with me because I'm lonely and have no friends.
>>708697164
Say there 4channer Btard
Where did you kill this vagrant negro?
LULZ!
>>708697926
the actualy sequel is called 'up 2 no good'
>>708697796
That's very funny, but that's not likely to work.
The plan is wait for my last two immediate relatives to die, drop off the map for about a year so my few remaining friends lose interest in looking for me, then drag the tank, the mask, a camo print mummy bag, and a gallon of live yogurt into the woods, eat half of it, squirt the other half up my ass, dig an angled hole, slide into the bottom with the tank and mask, fall asleep, and rot beyond recognition months or years before anyone gets anywhere near finding me.
>>708698019
Sounds kind of fun tbh
Do you think they are real war stories or just made up to get to see your supple virgin butthole?
>>708698019
do you at least show them your dick? seems like a fair deal if so, I'd tell somebody war stories for that
I like to come to /b/ to remind myself how fucking well adjusted I am compared to people that intentionally give HIV to burritos
>>708698103
Post the real loli disposal pic faggot
>>708697044
That's a bummer. I've always wanted to impregnate a Chipotle burrito.
>>708697901
how are the withdrawals?
>>708697616
>implying that the only way they're going to have a job is if someone pisses all over the entire bathroom
>>708697901
>>708698300
I like this
I want my gf to piss on my butthole and finger it at the same time.
When I was 6 i think, me and my black friend used to suck each others cocks for some reason. We didn't even get hard and it was just weird man
My big sister used to violently rape and torture me when I was 8-12. I still have burn scars on my nutsack from where she burned me with her cigarette. Nowadays im 31, and ai jack off to the abuse dialy.
>>708697959
Fuck it. If I had to contract it, and get stuck with it. Then damn right I will make sure I spread it. I already have a Craigslist encounter set up for tomorrow.
It's amazing how many people are down to fuck, when all you say is you're "disease and drug free"
Im here daily
I eat fleas off my cats.
>>708698300
Cmon man I need this shit!
I have a scat fetish and I don't want that. I seriously try to hold it back. But I still fap to scat fetish videos sometimes. Can anyone help me?
>>708696738
I broke the dam
>>708698450
Thats fucked but kinda hot. Is she ugly? If she is that makes it hotter
>>708698450
Thats hot
>>708698206
I don't know what that is.
>>708698450
Noice.
Consider it a win
>>708698457
Will you greentext the homeless nigger killing??
>>708698541
my bad
>>708698457
>if I have something horrible that I don't like having, the only logical thing to do is to give this horrible thing to as many other people as possible
???
>>708698606
Rub shit all over you. The catharsis will erase the desire.
Also jerk off with the shit
>>708697379
you ain't got no answers
I came on my dog's face
>>708698450
Can you give details? I'm curious and a little turned on tbh
>>708698450
Got pics of your sister?
>>708698630
Shes hot. I never reported her. She told me later on she did it because our drunk dad had been raping her and it was some kind of coping mechanism or whatnot. She apologized. We did have sex again after we talked about it in our 20's.
>>708698740
Its what you read to make that post
>>708698931
You came to the wrong place for logic. I'm sure your dark secrets are packed with good morals.
i pull out and eat my hair
including my pussy hairs
When I was 18, my 12 yo cousin used to grind on me
My sister used to force me to have sex with her. It then evolved into the lust being mutual. I guess it was 8-13?14? or so. We stopped then.
She is one year older than me.
>>708699134
Yeah, but im on my phone at work. I have nudes of her when we fooled around in our 20's. But those are at home on my PC.
>>708699151
I want to believe this. But it's probably the bullshit.
>>708699261
ZOMG BRIAN MY NAME IS KITCHEN PUSSY PLS XDDDDDDD
TAKE MONIESSSSSS ATTN ATTN ATTENTION FOR (YOU) (YOU)
>>708699342
What made you not want to tell your parents initially? Did you actually enjoy it yourself?
>>708699261
Post your tits.
>>708696738
Im engaged but secretly a gay power bottom.
I hate myself for it.
>be me 20 year old virgin just going to college.
>sign up for dorm/housing late and get stuck with 3 randoms.
>since we were the last 4 they don't give a fuck who lives with who even if it's male/female.
>end up with stoner dude, gay dude, and feminist art major
>we all get along for awhile but I get hornier and hornier for feminist slut.
>finally snap when I snoop on the sluts laptop and see loads of slutty pics and a video (didn't save because im a fucking idiot)
>start scheming and finding out when all 3 roommates have class at the same time.
>turns out it's not often, only get 1 hour ever thursday and tuesday.
> decided to make good use of my time.
>Start jerking off in her room for every minute of those 2 hours.
>cum on everything I can think of.
>literally everything. pillow, panties, bra's, shoes, pants, blankets, brush, shampoo, food.
>feminist unknowingly eats, sleeps, and wears my cum for months.
>feminist finally asks if anyone smells something weird as she starts to smell the pungent ass cum smell i've been leaving.
I was a horny bastard back then.
>>708698193
underrated
>>708696738
I enjoy being a monster.
>>708699151
How did the sexy happen again in your 20? What was it like?
I'm considering cheating on my bf with a girl when he goes out of town.
He's jokingly given me permission, but he only did it because he thinks I would never do such a thing... I'm taking it as he said I could.
>>708698606
There was a Reddit thread about this a while back... Dude had a crippling scat fetish for as long as he could remember. He finally hired a dominitrix who was into scat play to shit in his mouth. As soon as the shit hit his mouth he realized how fucking wrong he was about the whole thing. Boom. Never looked at scat again. Fetish cured.
I use a little vacuum compressor to catch my farts. After a few days, I release them at the office building where I work and they reak like a monster landfill.
>>708696915
"My friends Mom tried to finger me in the back of my car"
Figured it out Nigger, where's my fucking prize
>>708699467
A combination of embarassment and enjoyment I'd guess. I wanted to really, but I've never really been close to my parents.
They live together as friends for economical purposes. When I was really small our house went for repossesion due to having a lot of debt without owning anything. So my bond to my parents was shattered there. Dad worked all the time, my mother is a raging gambling addict. Who would I tell?
I steal underwear from work and parade my room in it as a sissy, I shove anything remotely phalic up my ass and I secretly crave another sissy to join me. I regularly dress up and send pics to guys to get them off, turns me on the most feeling like a sexy sissy
>>708699486
For being engaged or secretly gay? Do you not love her?
>>708699654
That could happen.. or you could turn into a poo gimp and dive in sewers and/or inject poo into your throbbing boner
>>708699651
Do u have one in mind? What do u want to do with her?
>>708699467
I recall being really ashamed. And my sister had me convinced that I would get in serious trouble if anyone found out.
>>708699860
Fuck it. Roll the dice.
>>708699907
Why the fuck are you pretending to be me exactly?
>>708699574
She was apologizing for the abuse when we were having drinks. I was trying to calm her down, and admitted that I jerk off to it now.
>>708699651
If your name is Rachael you have my permission
>sounds like me and my gf
>>708698125
I hope the stories are real tbh. It's interesting to hear what they did and how the war(s) affected them.
>>708699200
You're mistaken.
The helium exit bag has been around for ages, and I read the live yogurt/sleeping bag thing on a guide specifically about disposing of bodies. It wasn't even posted on 4chan from what I could see. As for doing it in the woods, I mean what's left in the world in terms of places people don't usually go?
>>708699770
Fair enough then. If there was someone to turn to and talk to at the time, do you think you would have told them then?
>>708697307
>This guy right here
>>708699665
So much win
>>708700164
Live like a windrammer as you fuck.
>>708700050
Im not, but its interesting to know this same thing happened to someone else. I wonder how common it is for abuse like this, that eventually turns into a fettish.
>>708699847
Love her to death but i love the D too.
>>708700131
I guess it's a hard question. I've never really been 100% honest about problems because I come from a home with the issues it had. You know, when your dad would give you allowance and your mother would "borrow it" inorder to gamble.
I really had trust issues, I guess I just didn't want to feel let down again. And honestly, I guess before I really started feeling abused I started enjoying it.
So I guess it's both having no one to admit it to combined with the impending enjoyment of it.
>>708698174
Occasionally I do. Sometimes they just enjoy someone being interested in their stories so I dont get a chance to
>>708699869
Nope, I've started to look, though. He's not leaving for a while so I have plenty of time.
And anything, really. I'd be happy just making out with a girl again. I've been looking on Fetlife for a domme, so if that works out I'd love to engage in some bdsm stuff.
>>708700131
No I dont think so. I dont think anyone would have believed me. I was convinced my Dad would have thought that I was thr bad guy there. Hindsight being 20 20 and now knowing that he was raping her, I really should have said anything.
>>708696870
Same here. I think about suicide often, almost every day. I dropped out of highschool and got a warehouse job. I'll never amount to anything so really the sooner I kill myself the better. I joke about suicide all the time too.
>>708700064
Nice... how was it as adults? What did u guys do?
>>708696738
I gave my friend a handy twice.
>>708700604
Sell me your life, I can use a good helper.
I can piss and poo at the same time.
>>708699689
Then gtfo
Hey there jus tan innocent Trump voter here anyone think that a Hurricane hitting all Hillary voters would be great.
>>708699360
Awesome.
>>708697164
Glad I don't take dick like a faggot. You give Common Filth fuel though, so thabks, trash.
>>708700467
That's hot. Sounds like you're gonna have a great time... what kind of looks are you into? Also, why do u want to cheat witha girl instead of a guy?
This isn't really a 'dark' secret and it's really more like a half secret. Me and gf have been dating for 2 years, she's the love of my life. Recently her best friend has been hitting on me behind her back. She's hot as fuck but I'd never want to cheat on my gf. I don't really know what to do about it. I was thinking about telling my gf, but they've been bestfriends forever and she helped my gf through some rough times in her life, but I can't help but feel it's scummy for her to go behind her back knowingly like that.
>>708697901
My man!
>>708700749
How did that happen and what was it like?
Does anyone else fantasize about having a community of 'borrowers' in their house (like tiny people) and then capturing them, humiliating, murdering, torturing and raping them? Or is that just me
>>708698788
No cause mobile. But will do. It's been close 8 years now.
Go with friend to city to get Crack.
Friend ends up passing out in trap house
Leave to go hit local 24/7 convenience store
On way back I cut through alley so I could chug my 40oz in peace
As I'm chugging some nigger says something in a smart ass way who was in alley
I offer him the last swig, he decides to smash it over my head
Regain consciousness and grab a piece of glass
As he's running my pockets I take glass piece to his neck
When he goes down I keep slashing
Eventually covered in monkey blood
Clean face off with over shirt and dissappear from that area forever.
Pretty sure that's how i got the hiv, the women I've messed with haven't been "whore level"
>>708700779
The chosen one!
>>708697017
YOU
SICK
FUCK
>>708700994
What did she say when she was hitting on u? Any chance of having a threesome to clear the air?
I listen to eurobeat.
i spill chocolate milk all the time.
>>708701091
Sometimes when I'm with my girlfriend I have an incredible urge to throttle her violently too, but I never would, I just get an urge to
>>708700994
Are you 100% certain that A) your relationship with your GF is going to last the Rest Of Your Life, and B) that you're not going to regret turning the friend down?
You can probably bang her on the side in secret without hurting anyone. She probably doesn't wanna destroy your GF, right?
>>708698539
kek
>>708701091
That's Really specific. That might be just you and like two or three other people globally who aren't in this thread.
>>708701500
So, you have a girlfriend.
>>708700607
Pretty good sex actually. I was fit enough to pick ger up and fuck her against the wall. I had left for the Navy when I turned 18 and was home visiting her at college on leave while I was 21. We had sex a lot more when I would come home on leave over the years, but it stopped about 6 years later. She had gotten in a serious relationship, and is now married. I moved back to town a couple years ago, and we see each other alot, but never ever mention the sex.
I don't download my music off itunes
I jerk off to my ex gf pics every day, for like 6 years now...
>>708697379
There are places on the internet that you can have clean up the scene after you do the act.
>>708700760
Mmk m8. I could be a faggot ass slave or murder people for money. It's all cool
I notice every little retarded thing that people say and do, like when they pronounce a word wrong or move their hands in a weird way, and it makes me cringe internally every time they do. And every time I do it I get embarrassed.
>>708696738
OP, would you fuck one for me? I'm hungry ^.^
>>708701660
I know, like I'm pretty fucked up but that's just a really specific fucked up thing that always comes up, it's not even a purely sexual fantasy either, I guess it's me wanting control or power
>>708701976
Well, not embarrassed, just afraid they noticed it.
>>708698450
Marry me?
>>708702012
Na its late and I already did 2 today
>>708701050
I was desperate. Ive never dated anyone at the point (and i still haven't) and i was unbelievable lonely. I was looking for comfort and i was to feel like there was someone i could be close with. It was the biggest mistake of my life though as it caused my alot of issues. I ended up going to a psychologist. Another reason why it was the worst mistake of my life is due to the fact that my friend, who slowly started treated me like shit (literally only came over to my house to use my computer and look at his disgusting fucking furfag porn), was, as you can probably ascertain from the previous sentence is a furry. Well, i jad enough of his shit and i poured cologne on his faux tail and lit it on fire and send him the video. He didnt take to kindly to that and told his parents what we did. She soon called and threatened to sue me. (Even though i was, and still am, 17 and he is 18)
>>708700994
Don't do it faggot. The friend is testing you to see how loyal you are. Talk to your gf and let her know that her friend has been making some comments that are making you uncomfortable. Your girl is probably in on it
>>708701956
I won't need any third party shit when I actually do it. I'm thoughtful like that.
>>708701442
She's sent me a lot of texts and snapchats. She's wanted me to go over to her apartment at multiple times while my gf was out of town. I always delete her texts because it scares the shit out of me and I try not to think about it. She's also really touchy with me whenever she is around. TI don't like it. I feel bad for letting it happen behind my girlfriends back. And I don't know how I would feel about a threesome, this whole thing really makes me feel uneasy. And my girlfriend would probably see a threesome as cheating, she's very pure in that regard.
>>708701567
A. I don't know, but I certainly hope it will. We've already talked about having children and having a future, even though we've both agreed we don't want to get married yet. She really is the love of my life for right now, and I dont want to screw that up.
B. I don't know. I mean, her friend is hot, but I really do love and respect my girlfriend. I don't want to go behind her back and fuck her without her approving, and I know she wouldn't approve. No she doesn't want to destroy my girlfriend, they're best friends...it's just I can't help but feel fucking weirded out that one second shes my girls bestfriend but on the other shes trying to get me in her pants. it feels wrong.
>>708701754
Right on, have u ever told your wife or has she ever told her husband?
>>708701867
Will u share?
>>708702245
You seem like a retarded faggot who uses fetishes to justify treated people like shit maybe see another psychologist you fucking moron
>>708701867
how long were you together?
>>708702027
I was always into time-fucking. Like you've got time control, you can freely pause, rewind, and fast-forward reality, change timelines, alter the rate at which you age and shit, and all you do with it is pause whenever a hot girl nearby bends over or is changing or peeing or something so you can get a good look at and feel off the goods.
There's actually a hentai manga called Stop Man where the guy has timestop and he keeps aggressively fucking this crazy chick to stop her from murdering her boyfriend. It's almost as much fun as It's A Wonderful Incest.
>>708700901
I don't think I'd be able to resist a girl that looked like this... I'm love gothy girls, although not the extreme ones.
And... well, if I wanted a guy, I have my bf; no need to go outside of the relationship for cock~ I've always been more into girls, though, so I have cravings he can't really help me with.
>>708697164
Why are you purposely spreading HIV?
>>708702626
Yeah I'd definitely be into some time-fucking too sign me up
>>708702575
So, where you born autistic or were you dropped on you head as a baby?
>>708702324
I've thought about this, but I really hope she wouldn't do that to me. I'd feel kind of betrayed, like she doesn't trust me enough to keep the sex exclusive between us. feels messed up. But I'll consider mentioning it.
i have been jerking off and spraying my work station with cum nearly every night for the past two years.
>>708702767
Says the 1 girlfriend in his life feels to spill his guts on 4chan moron
>>708702689
She's hot for sure! Are u more of a wholesome girl next door type? Have u ever hooked up with a girl before? Would u be into having a ffm with bf and a girl?
>>708702412
No, and I dont want to ever. My wife would freak out. She wont even watch game of thrones because the incest groses her out.
>>708697164
>Anytime I use a public restroom I piss in the stall, on the floor
monster
>>708702728
I didn't ask for this fucking plague, I don't want it.
Why should I suffer alone when society handed it to me so freely? Fuck that. I'm making sure I spread it.
>>708702361
Look, I thought I was gonna marry my first love, too. Turns out she got bored with me after two years and we broke up six months later.
I say this as a thirty-something guy who turned down about half a dozen really fine women in college in the name of fidelity: at least explore the possibility of fooling around with the friend on the downlow. I could've had some really remarkable experiences and I didn't. I mean one of those girls was Japanese, Italian, and German. We could've had aborted an Axis baby, it would've been sick.
>>708702950
A) i'm not a faggot
B) i was answering someone's question who specifically asked me to elaborate.
>>708697379
I feel you.
>>708703086
Society didn't give you HIV. IV drug usage, skanks, or the nigger you murdered, is probably where you got it.
>>708703086
until your in jail for spreading it, and your cell mate is already positive, and your raped anally for the rest of your shit life... but ya totally worth it
My parents are very catholic. When they separated y went into a satanic sect out of pure wrath with them with the intention to hurt them. I ended up liking it a lot, but there were some really dark shit that affected me. I've only told this to 4 people i'm close with. The feeling to hurt someone to their interior is really amusing for some reason...
I can't wait for my grandmother/landlady to die so I can come home from work and not hear the goddamn TV at top volume.
>>708702768
she knows things are getting serious, so she wants to make sure you're the one for her. If she has good humor, you can joke about having a threesome and she might have a positive reaction. You'd be surprised how many chicks are into the idea of fooling around with another girl
>>708700358
Well hey, at least you enjoyed it in the end, lol. Thanks for the story, anon.
>>708703246
My brother would probably never have dabbled in heroin if he'd been an only child.
>>708703273
Well I'm giving society it. It's easy as fuck to find a faggot bottom online who's willing to fuck raw. Use a cheap straight talk phone, and a different name, and never host. All I need.
The women take more time but it's worth it, since they'll likely slut it up and help spread it.
>>708703318
Dude, this is me but my grandfather. Good luck on your inheritance.
>>708703616
great just threw up in my mouth... jesus i wish I could beat the shit out of you right now... never get pissed either, but wow your the worst piece of shit in the fuckin world
>>708698103
why the yogurt in the ass?
>>708698412
>black
>>708702951
Nah, I dress sorta gothy too. I'd totally go for a girl like this pic too though... I love more wholesome looking girls.
And I haven't done much with girls... just making out with them, and that was forever ago. I'd be up for a ffm with my bf and another girl, but I'd want to play with her by myself first... I'd feel a little awkward having my first time with a girl be with my bf there ahah
I just want a definite free pass from my bf. I feel really bad sneaking around and thinking about cheating without his permission
I live a second life that my husband doesn't know about. He is a huge prude, and can't even choke me in bed when meanwhile, I go to sex clubs. He has no idea that that is the reason I'm divorcing him.
>>708703728
>never gets pissed
>gets pissed on a chat board
I'm sure you never get trolled either.
>>708703728
Just for that anon, I hope your kids fuck someone who was infected, and that the patient zero was me.
I'm doing a favor to the world. Anybody that is willing to take my dick so easily and without protection deserves to die slowly.
It's only a matter of time until I get caught probably, one man reached out to me after about 9 months of not speaking, because he came up positive. He was under the impression that he might have infected me.
Fucking dumbass.
>>708704160
I'm going to find out who the fuck you are dude... seriously and you will regret this threat...
>>708696738
I'm trans, I repo cars, and I haven't had sex In like two years.
>>708703616
>Use a cheap straight talk phone, and a different name, and never host. All I need.
Why even do that? The type of person you're fucking in the ass on Craigslist is probably quite promiscuous... It could be any of the fags(yourself included). No real reason to take all those precautions
>>708702689
Insane attention seeking crazy girls always think they're the shit cause they got with some "goth lesbians"
>>708704007
Aony like brunettes? What do u look like? And how come it would be awkward with bf there? Is there something you'd want to do that you might not want him to see? I had a ffm with my gf and it was great, after I was done, gf made me give them some privacy in the shower and they went to town... really fun and hot experience..
>>708704288
>i repo cars
>confess
>>708704013
What do u do at the clubs? How long u been going there? How did it start?
>>708704160
FBI CALLED
>>708704007
My god she is gorgeous
>>708704160
reported. tell it to the judge, faggot
>>708703974
The bacteria in the yogurt digest the corpse more rapidly.
>>708704503
I did too dude, I really hope this fuck gets it...
>>708704515
That sounds like bullshit
>>708698988
shidd I aint goddem
My cousin that I have not seen in like 20 years got ahold of me on facebook. Now I want to violently rape her.
My cousin once tried to show her boobs to me and her brothers. I was the only one who wanted to see
I piss in the sink, and haven't brushed my teeth regularly in ~3 years. Both bad habits formed at a cottage with little drinking water and one shitty spider infested bathroom.
>>708700119
your neighborhood opark
>>708696738
When I was 12 I had my puppy lick my pussy just to know what oral would feel like. It was only once, and that night he threw up. He is fine now though. He is over 5 years old
>>708704296
Because I don't need people knowing my daily number, or daily email. Just easier to have a whole separate phone.
>>708704487
>>708704503
Sure thing buddy
While dating my last girlfriend; I had sex with three of my female friends before also having sex with her later in the night. back to back to back to back, each within an hour after the next. I didn't plan on that but just everyone I hung out with that day was in the mood and hey man what can I say. I also didn't shower inbetween and it's kind of hot to think they each had a little bit of the past girls in their mouths and in their pussies. ;)
>>708696738
I have a fraudulent LLC.
I claim that I do analytical statistics and data science for political firms.
In reality, a state senator's office pays me to attend sjw/blm bullshit activist events so they can over report turnout.
>>708704801
your admitting to a felony, and have threated people with that same felony... that is a crime enjoy Bubba and your ass hole being used like the fuckin clown you are
Ive legitimately forgotten whether I'm mentally unstable and feigning sanity poorly or sane and pretending to be crazy for attention
>>708704568
>>708704487
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>>708704870
dude, how did you score that?
I would love that job.
>>708704990
Really, maybe they should of taken those Adam Lanza posts more serious...
>>708704606
*shrug* Won't make much difference to me.
>>708702361
Don't cheat on her if you love her anon, you'll regret that later in life, you won't regret not fucking a deceiving slut. You need to keep done of the proof and you need to show your girlfriend.
>>708704465
I mainly watch others fucking, being whipped and such. It's a side of me I've only been in touch with since Aug. (At least actively). I had always been in to BDSM long before that, but after being together with my soon to be ex for a while, I started realizing that if I brought up any desire for a fet that it would be rejected. Since Aug I've entered into a daddy dom and little relationship with an all out alpha male. It's the hottest thing I've ever experienced.
>>708705051
Who is that?
>>708699727
6/10, lurk moar
>>708704762
Out of state wilderness, off the trail. Local sump isn't big enough.
>>708705137
>>708700072
what wars? are we talking gulf war or boer war here?
>>708705029
Brother's friend works for the campaign. They pay me a retarded amount ($400/day) a few times a month just to show up.
Sad part is, I thought they showed interest in me because they genuinely needed work done; I really wanted to be a real python freelancer.
Makes me feel like shit. More so because I couldn't care less about the causes I 'support'.
>>708704362
I love brunettes. Girls with darker hair (brunettes, black hair) and light eyes (blue, green, grey) are just irresistible, especially if they're pale.
And I feel like I'd be really nervous with a girl for the first time... my bf being there would just distract me and make me more nervous. >.< It'd be nice to be comfortable with her before being with them together. I think if I were comfortable with her being with both of them would be a lot more enjoyable!
Plus I like girls so much I'm afraid I'd give her too much attention and he'd feel left out... and kinda jealous if her gave her a lot of attention. I know that's not rational at all...
>>708703373
I still just feel a little betrayed and shit that she would actually have to test me. Either way, I'll consider asking her about it. I dont want her getting the wrong impressions.
>>708703096
Maybe I will regret it. All i know is for right now I do really love her. Maybe we will end up breaking up, but for right now I have no qualms with keeping myself exclusive with her. I would much rather her friend just fuck off and stop trying to ruin what I have going but I dont want to strain their friendship either or make it awkward between us.
>>708705102
thank you. That's how I've been feeling. I just feel iffy on coming forward that her best friend is trying to fuck behind her back.
>>708701777
checked, you monster
>>708697441
>>708704657
Do it fgt.
Pix?
>>708704907
Well, if trump becomes president, I'll stop. How's that?
>>708704270
KICK HIS ASS HES SCUM!
i secretly wanna be ravaged by a supet dominant guy i think but i dunno
kinda questioning my sexuality here i guess
oh yeah and i have crippling depression and am a completely horrible person that has no dignity nor regard for anyone else's feels
>>708705476
That hot, I love women that look like that too... if u had a couple drinks u wouldn't be nervous and I really don't think he would be jealous at all... I've offered my gf to hook up with another girl Ann's I just wanna watch and touch myself but she's not into it cuz she thinks I'll try to fuxk the other girl ... honestly I don't think he would get jealous, what do u wanna do with the girl? Suck on her tits? 69? Strap on ? Facesitting?
>>708705783
if you don't think the feds watch this shit, after some creep posted about shooting up a school on here the night before he did it, your retarded...
>>708696738
I am your father...
>>708704160
Well, I'm turned on.
>>708705507
If my friend was doing it to my boyfriend, I'd want to know. It's going to be shitty for her and you being the one to say it but imagine if she found out and you didn't tell her, she's going to feel a lot worse then.
>>708704770
christine?
>>708705950
Nigger please. That's a school shooting, that actually happened. Did they prevent it
No.
They're probably eating pop corn laughing at your white knight ass
>>708705937
Yeah, you reaaaally sound like you have a gf.
>>708706175
yes
>>708705417
Are you kidding me dude? ARE YOU ME?
I want to be a python freelancer too! I've been coding for like 6 months and it is the shit
Lets start a business
>>708706222
>>708706343
I like what's happening here...
>>708704160
What happens if they insist on a condom?
>your
basic grammar, tard
>>708705157
So? Halloweens coming up. Let the kids discover a dead body, have a little fun for once!
>>708706175
No don't listen to other anon
>>708705476
>I'm afraid I'd give her too much attention and he'd feel left out... and kinda jealous if her gave her a lot of attention
That's fairly rational. bringing a third into a relationship is a fucking tricky path to walk and theres a lot of ways people can get upset or hurt.
In your position you can either go behind his back, or you can just outright tell him. Your 'I'm taking that as kinda consent from him' argument is bullshit, if he found out and you tried to argue that you'd both know you were lying.
If you tell him you just need some pussy and explain it, he might be fine with it - I know I would be. If you cant do that or you know it'd go badly, cheat. Cheating is a viable option and can be completely fine, but don't try to make it something else in your had so you feel better about it.
>>708706529
you attack grammar on message boards??
wow YUR a fuckin' TOOL!!!
>>708706525
I'll either pass them up, or make it a point to bite my gums so they bleed.
Then oral or kiss so it mixes in.
>>708706129
You know, what you have a good point. I always just assumed she would be better off if she was oblivious, maybe I'll end up hurting her more this way. Thank you anon, i'll probably tell her now. I have to wait to get some more evidence now though because i delete all traces of texts and snapchats, but it shouldn't be too long.
>>708706697
How many people do you estimate you've infected?
>>708706697
wtf would ever kiss your nasty gross ass.. your fucking disgusting as fuck, you prolly go around raping lil boys, you sick fuck... can't you just fuckin shoot yourself instead of ruining peoples lives....
>>708706343
>>708706661
kek
in hindsight it cant be, christine's dog would be older than 5 now
but you're definitely not alone anon.
>>708706426
Weird anon why?
>>708706855
Really? That's really weird. I didn't think others did that. At such a young age anyway. I felt gross after doing it.
>>708706634
Neh.
>>708706764
Ya hey the friend will say that u came on to her and u have no proof cuz u deleted all the convos..
>>708706697
we should meet up
i'm to the point where i've got a lot of guys i really hate that are kinda into me and i feel like ruining them
i honestly couldn't care less about if i die or not
>>708705131
nice choice anon, DD/lg is the king of kinks. a bit ususual to go straight from hardcore bdsm and the club scene to the more caring scene of DD/lg but as long as it works for you
i fucked my best friend when i was 7
>>708700604
Go to bed hayden
Cool
>>708706850
Because I look like someone who would never do such a thing. Not trashy or unattractive.
>>708706802
Well considering I've had it for probably 7 years now, and usually fuck 3 new people every month. I'd say a decent amount.
But it's hard to say, nobody has ever reached out to me except once. Then again I'm hard to find because I drive at least 100mi out of my area
>>708704907
threats on 4chan are a felony?...
What has this site become
>>708707219
What do you do for a living?
How did you first get infected? Like was it someone you loved, or were you not being careful, or both?
>>708707220
you endorse giving people AIDS? you sure are a great person huh.. wish it was your mom
>>708707050
How did it feel? Why do u feel gross?
>>708696738
>>>708706343
>>>708706661
>kek
>
>in hindsight it cant be, christine's dog would be older than 5 now
>
>but you're definitely not alone anon.
All this, what are the odds that two people would find each other on here from rl.
I enjoy consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.
7706556301
anyone wanna mess with my friend who's attempted to rape me twice? that's my secret, i've almost been raped and then blackmailed into silence cause my ex leaked my nudes to him
Did somebody ring the dinkster?
I'm a huge piece of shit with women. Every time a girl falls in love with me, I screw it up. For example, just recently I had this girl who was madly in love with me. She's an easy 6, maybe a 7. Huge tits and bad at head. I wouuld always tell her how ugly she was and how she was basically incompetent and stupid. She's now depressed because of me and I have blocked her number and everywhere on social media. She was my personal cumbag and I never loved her :)
Sorry for my shit writing, I'm sleepy. Goodnight, niggers.
>>708706360
I'd love to, but I just can't find work, fam.
I have a sneaking suspicion that those juicy ass contracts are almost always based on nepotism. I've seen noggs who couldn't pass a fizz-buzz test working for $100/hr and truly great programmers who cannot get a callback on a junior dev position, let alone a lucrative contracting agreement.
I just give up.
>>708706417
im sure everyone who visits 4chan is on some NSA list.
>>708707364
Pretty sure it's from when nigger blood got in my mouth and eyes from a fight.
As for what I do, I actually handle food for customers. Don't worry I'm not that much of an asshole to tamper with someones food.
>>708707148
I never knew what I needed, that's why I visited the clubs. Searching for something but didn't know what. Then I met my Daddy, and it's been perfect ever since. ^.^
>>708705732
Fuck you, man. That's really fucked up.
>>708707374
not me dude
You're still a piece of shit though when you're like "hurr hurr, reported, FBI!". Why don't you just doxx him and go find him yourself, you utter fucking waste?
>>708707050
its more common than you'd think, I know a few girls who've admitted to doing exactly that in their early teens. It's not the kind of thing you tell people so I'm guessing a lot more have tried.
christine tried it once and freaked out and never did it again, but the other girl did it regularly for a year or two.
>>708707595
You too kike
>>708707380
Like I knew I wasn't suppose to be haven't my puppy do it, but curiosity got the best of me. (I was a horny kid) it didn't feel good so I put him back in his little box and fell asleep, and woke up later to him throwing up and my older sister cleaning up. I didn't want to make my pup sick, so I've felt horrible for doing it ever since
>>708707390
I don't know anon
>>708707620
Ah, that sounds more like the classic story - you know you're a sub and you're turned on by some bdsm so that's what you're exploring, and then suddenly you find DD/lg and it all just clicks into place.
Enjoy yourself, it sounds like it's all worked out perfectly.
>>708699261
Tits or GTFO
>>708707713
Oh gosh. That's crazy
>>708698408
Perfectly natural. Perfectly normal.
>>708707807
dogs aren't allergic to puss, so don't worry too much fam.
If you spread peanut butter or something on yourself first it might have been too much of that, or else he just had a hair in his throat.
>>708707889
Thank you!
>>708705732
You are such a disgusting piece of shit, you know that?
>>708707807
God I hate my autocorrect. Sorry for the errors
*Speaks disgusting nigger speech*
>>708704770
>when I was 12
>he is 5 years old
anybody else doing the maths here
>>708707807
Well u shouldn't feel bad it's not like u tried to make him sick.. u were just trying to get off and u were a kid.. what else sis u do when u were horny? Have u done anything else with animals or are u attracted to animals?
I'm into furries
>>708707611
Why don't you tamper with food?
Why were you in a fight to begin with?
>>708708029
I didn't use peanut butter. And I used to trim my pubes. (Razors scared me)
>>708708296
then it'd be completely unrelated, chill. puppies just throw up sometimes.
>>708707889
what even is dd/lg? is it just another way of saying dominant/submissive?
I tell my gf I love her.
I actually don't care about anything.
>>708696738
I used to stare at my friends dicks in the washrooms. I was obsessed with finding out if I was bigger then them or not.
Please end your fucking life. Please end your fucking life I really gotta emphasize no one cares if you're alive
>>708696870
Cry more pussy lol
>>708708293
See
>>708701102
Because it's someones food. I only want to give them hell, if they agree to it.
I'm not a monster, I'm an angel doing the Devils work.
>>708708389
Daddy Dom/little girl
basically ageplay where one person is the carer/adult and the other is the child, usually has a fair bit of D/s or kink involved.
>>708708184
>over 5 years old
>>708696738
Killed my ex boyfriends baby because I hated him and I knew it would be a monster.
>>708708513
>>708701102
Do primarily target black people, or is it anyone at all?
>>708699665
kek'd
once blew a tranny, and have seen cp on the darkweb... also once walked up to a house in a nearby town and managed to open the door (unlocked) and went in and stole a pair of panties..
>>708708661
Cool and good
>>708708208
That was the only time. I love animals, but not in that way. My pup just so happened to be the only outlet I had. I was a very shy kid and had no real friends, and my parents were super over protective. I had no boy my age to experiment with
>be from ozarks
>family really hick
>best friends are my two girl cousins (twins)
>around 12 yrs old they introduce me to what they call "rock, pain, or scissors
>I have no idea what the hell they are talking about. They demonstrate by playing regular Rock Paper Scissors two out of three. The loser spread her legs and the winner punted her in the cunt.
>they both laugh but I feel my balls shrink and tell them no way and no fair cuz they ain't got no balls.
>they smile and one says see told you. They whisper in each others ears and then say ok if I(me) win then instead of kicking one of them I can pick one of them to flash me whatever I want.
> this was all it took for me to play. Very quickly tho I demand a better prize. After talking we agree on handjobs from one of them if I win three times in a row.
>play this game almost everyday till 17. Youth filled with beautiful memories of hanjobs and painful nut kicks.
My aunt has no idea nor do my parents or my cuz's husbands.
>>708707620
I'm the same! just started exploring my kinks very recently, didn't even know how kinky I could get. it's been very fun.
>>708708377
It still worried me.
>>708696738
About 2 weeks ago, sister in law caught me fapping using her undies. Not sure if she told anyone yet.
>>708708790
It's true.
>>708708932
of course, you'd freak the fuck out about it at that age.
But you said you felt horrible about it ever since - you can just chill about that now. Your dog probably enjoyed the experience.
>>708708498
I haven't been able to cry in about a year.
>>708696738
former boss was a total asshole. Business had about 45 employees. I worked in operations but was friends with our outside tech guys. Techie got fired from his company . . . no big deal to me but we had been buds. Never talked about it. When I finally lined up a new job and got away from my raging asshole boss, he was not even nice when I left, even though I'd made him a lot of money. I heard that he talked bad about me, and even insulted my family.
I'm of the opinion that the best revenge is a life well lived. But. One night I was out drinking and ran into my techie friend. He said, 'well man, all I'm saying is, here is how you would log into your old company's server, if the info is still the same. And if you do that, from somewhere like free wifi where you can't be observed, you will be able to fuck some shit up.' He wrote it down.
I had some wine on a Sunday night in their busy season, drove outside a restaurant that has free wife, sat in my car, and fucked. them. up. Started out by deleting lots of the backup stuff. Tried to corrupt some other data. Also went into their Exchange calendaring, and randomly deleted several things that looked important over the next year. Then I got in the boss's emails and scrolled through to find things that looked personal or embarrassing. I forwarded them to all the employees, including financial reports about the company.
Then I drove the fuck away.
That's been about 8 months since I did that shit. Never talked about it with anyone.
>>708708737
Free game.
I usually stay away from niggers though. I figure they'll end up giving it to themselves one day anyway. Mostly white men and women.
I can remember 9 different women. There's been more tho. Only recall 13 dudes, mainly because I've learned to forget, and worry about the next one.
>>708709039
Nigga no
>>708708825
Ah I see sounds like u really shouldn't feel bad about that.. was that the first time anything touched u down there? What happened the first time u masturbated?
>>708709039
I would rather not imagine how my dog felt about it. Good god
>>708708891
I have the oddest boner right now
i used to get fucked by my step brother (13m) every weekend (14m)
>>708709278
Not so bad
my boyfriend has a very low sex drive and I have been so tempted recently to find someone to fuck me on the side. I feel disgusted by it but the thoughts just get stronger.
>>708709137
How do you feel about the advances in medicines for HIV/AIDS? If an affordable cure/vaccine were discovered and distributed, would you stop?
