ready, go

>>708671492
What's your Reddit username?

Hitler Did Nothing Wrong

im voting for trump

I love you, bro.

Your Mom is Hot!

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>>708671492
Hopefully you're a trap.

Don't be intimidated m'lady

>>708671492
I go on 4chan

>>708671492
im jew, give money

>>708671925
/thread

>>708671492
Do You Like Pokemon?

>>708671961
Original and Creative, Bro.

My name a Jeff

>>708671492
got a younger sister?

>>708671492
Im actually a broom.

my ex was hotter

>>708671492
Bite the pillow, BITCH.

I go on 4chan

>>708671492
i have a dick

"Hello I'm Christopher Poole."

>>708671492
Hi, this is Dan.

>>708671492
Loli Thread? Loli Thread.

I have the AIDS.

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>>708672135
get out.

you love you lose

>>708671492
Let's share the bill.

>>708672200
Dubs on point

>>708671817

damn linetrap was hot

>>708672344
>>708672039
>>708671925
>>708671817
>>708671575
learn to count fags

>>708671492

I have crippling depression

So we gonna fuck

>>708671492
you see, dubs decide

>>708671577
if someone said this to me on a date, they would be getting a marriage proposal

>>708671492
Are you pro abortion?

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>>708672344
maximum kek

>>708672455
You're a broom too.

>>708671492
I have dick herpies

>>708671492
I really like PewDiePie

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I drugged your wine.

It's my moms car

>>708671740
>Your *brother* is hot

FTFY

I have no money.

I forgot my wallet

>>708671492
How big is your dick?

>>708671492
Let's eat pineapple pizza.

Let's go smoke crack

I forgot my wallet

>>708672566
Learn your contractions, boi.

i am a transgender

>>708672805
kek

>>708672583
that one actually worked for me, first time i went out with a girl, she said that she would.

I love feminine penises.

Do you like incest

open up the butthole

Are you a size 12?

I'm voting for Hillary.

>>708671492
fuckin? or you suckin

>>708671492
I need feminism because...

>>708672805
a special one for you fag: sry i cant count

>>708673000
Checking

I'm gonna fap now

>>708671492
I'm on probation cunt!

I'm a kirby main

>>708673000
better fact check this

Is 2 inches enough?

>>708672566
A contraction is counted as one word, retard.
If you're looking to harass someone, please see >>708672805. This faggot truly cannot count.

This is my waifu

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I am a atheist.

You want my HIV?

Get in the van

>>708671492
make america great again

>>708671492
Do You Even Lift

So... You swallow, right?

What is your weight?

I'm HIV positive, wbu

>>708673231
Kek

looked younger in pictures

Black lives matter lol

>>708671492
Where is your sister?

fucked your sister, twice

I work at McDonald's

I watch iCarly too

Toss my salad please?

>>708673419
kek

>>708671492
Yesterday, I asked you

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>>708672536
was? is.

i love fucking furrys

>>708671492
welcome to hell, bitch

you have money right?

It's for my vlog

Whoa your fucking hideous

>>708671492
I am a squirrelkin

>>708671492
me you fuck fuck

hi, i love you

You look different awake

I need green card

is your pussy tight

Make america great again!

Don't tell your dad

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how much without jhonny

You're gonna wear THAT?

>>708671492
Make America Great Again

Act natural, they're watching

Show tits or gtfo

How do magnets work?

Denunciado lince intergalactico taringuero

open tittys cam whore

Bitches like anal, right?

>>708671492
I can't count

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>>708673492

I masturbated to you.

Don't cry, keep walking

I fucked your mom

i dont have job

>>708672619
>underrated post

Your daughter tasted nice

>>708671492
I have fecal fetish

Is that a wig?

pikachu pikapika chaaaa pika!!!

What's the matter Sis?

I've got this rash...

>>708671492
About a size 13?

Nice guys finish last.

Will you marry me?

people still date fags

Hi, I'm Hillary Clinton.

rape is my hobby

>>708674122
dubs makes it true

That's not my finger

I perform penis farts

>>708674122
haha
drink up fuck meat

>>708671492
time for 4 chan

>>708671492

Im voting for trump

Gotta change my diaper

I make big cums

Live with my parents.

bleed from every hole

I care about spelling

I have 15 cats

Lol I am OP

my ex is black

Excuse my dead mom

Just ignore that smell

Do you watch MLP?

>>708672361
underrated

your sister is hot

TOPPADA MORNIN' TO YA

>>708671492
OP is a faggot.

i normally date furrys

How many came inside?

your feet are sexy

>>708671492
I'm voting Donald Trump

can i touch you

The Walking Dead sucks

I wont rape you.

vinyl is clearly superior

i couldent finda babysitter

>>708671492
let's just be friends

>>708671492
I HAVE NO MONEY

I love ponys. you?

The voices told me

>>708674814
Into the trash it goes!

i have ovarian cancer

I can't count past three

You like huey lewis

You laugh, you lose.

I'll count to ten

>>708673899
Is that Esperanto?

Oh that? I lactate.

>>708671492
Lets molest your daughter

do u like vidya?

>>708673000
Fact-checking on site

according to megans law...

>>708674789
>>708674881
>>708674901
Please go back to 1st grade.

Glee isn't a documentary

are you into furrys

>>708673899
I'm a dirty mexican.

>>708674949
sorry meant to reply to>>708674226

>>708673000
I voted for Trump

I age is a number

>>708673198
An atheist.

>>708671492
"Is this a store front?"

know about implied consent?

"You gots purdy lips"

Are you HIV positive

>>708675377
That is two words

I really like tumblr

Did gay porn once

Niggers tongue my anus.

Sign these consent forms

please help me fap

My dick is tiny

What? there's an election?

I would fuck me

your feets smell bad

North Korea, Best Korea

you have bad breath

Are you already wet?

>>708671492
Do you watch anime?

Look at this wart

>>708672020
I'm goy, failed life.

itll only hurt briefly

>>708671492
Hello I'm an American.

>>708671492
geez you ARE fat

>>708671492
i main troll mage

I'm about to cum

your ass not mine

Don't cry next time.

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GIMME CHICKEN TENDIES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

"It was my privilege"

>>708671492
I can suck my dick.

5 words but I can.

SUCK MY BLOOD PLEASE

>>708671492
...don't usually date niggas

its just a dick

>>708671492
trolling is a art

Go Vote For Trump.

>>708672020
I'm a faggot nazi

>>708671492

I have anal warts

I live with my parents.

Sorry I'm chris hansen

>>708675972

That's 5 words, I derped.

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>>708675898
Pics or gtfo

>>708671492
Are you REALLY 18?

I like raping girls

shes pretty unlike you

weare this tinfoil hat

I will kill you

Need viagra for you

>>708671492
I'm a size queen

WOULD U EAT SMEGMA?

Police wont help you.

Stop fucking your boyfriend.

your into threesomes right?

Your card was declined

I support Donald Trump

Sorry mom is here

Where is your Burka?

nothing but blood puddles

God damn your ugly

>>708674437
underrated

You got yaoi hands

smelly cunt you have

Wanna see the basement?

I made poop today

My first date, awesome.

youll fit right in

Here is my katana

Gimme gimme chicken tendies

Your name is FUCK

look better without hands

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>>708676035

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Your mom is hot

Can I sniff panties

How much for bareback?

you cant outrun me

>>708671492
I voted for Hillary

You ass will hurt.

I fucked a nigger once.

I once fucked a nigger.

I like fucking niggers.

Niggers Fuck the Best.

Please Rate My Dick

Farted- Hold Your Nose

Spray Your Pussy Please

my finger your stinker

Is your cunt pink?

Let's shave your head

My name is Tanaka http://www.tvinsider.com/wp-content/uploads/images/content/articles/ManSeekingWoman_tanaka.png

>>708671492
I forgot my wallet.

I heard 18 lol

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My name is Tanaka

i got the shits

I killed my ex-wife

Think I love you

Some period blood slipped.

>>708672200
wow you got dubble dubs

>>708671492
Hi I am circumcised

i never been fisted

>>708676037
underrated

>>708671492
after you, my lady.

i just shit myself

>>708671492
I'm ready for Hillary.

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>>708677265

How very polite of you to mention it, more wine ?

>>708671492
Go fist yourself, cunt.

Once had a job....

anal or the knife

Wow were soul mates

>>708671492
Do you like MLP?

been handcuffed yet tonight?

tell them you fell

your all the same

My penis is small

you love captchas right?

its different for girls

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Smoke weed every day

>Your sister was better

my ass tastes funny

Cunt on the menu?

Fuck off! You're 18.

Jesus Christ your fat

Call that a knife?

>>708672344
Who?

fine call the cops

I Have A Dick.

I have gay aids

been assfucked by niggers?

its not called rape

I am a vegan.

I'll tell mom.

>>708671492
Vote Hillary Clinton in

>>708671492
I have a fedora
wanna see my scar
they call me stumpy
who needs toilet paper
Hashtag black lives matter
No this is Patrick
do you like hucows
my dick is bigger
i am actually jewish
Hitler was my great-uncle
you're a great friend
won't mom be pissed?

>>708671492
Your feelings on Illuminati?

>>708672497
LOL

daddy touches my bumbum

>>708671817
she looks like she's about to eat the other girl's head

>>708671492
I browse the chan

>>708678791
What's your name again?

im also into lollis

You look like mom.

- Your are that guy!
Then open 4chan on my phone and search for the latest trap thread and massage my peepee while she watches

thats it im out

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>>708671492
I am a grower.....

>>708679233
Hello newfriend

my wewee has drips

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>>708679333

You know my name half satan

Will you say grace?

>>708671961
This is what saved my first date with the girl I'm with. Kek it was awkward and shit so u thought fuck it. Well we ended up kissing.

> inb4 didn't happen. It actually did we ended up dating for about 3 months. Unfortunately didn't last.

dude lets try it

>>708671492
I post on 4chan

/thread

just a dick bro