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Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>708611844
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
>>708621401
*HOTTEST*
*WAIFU*
*2016*
カラミチーマス
still here
Sup /waifu/, assuming some of you are in relationships, how do you deal with your partners being envious of your waifu? I think it's retarded.
>>708621401
mandatory uta claim
i wonder if anyone will be confused
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iHHGqTAzzfI
<3
>>708621480
Hey, that's my ribbon!
>>708621430
The problem with Gary Johnson is that he self aware. He knows he's a joke, and he's tying to get in on it.
>>708621424
And you're doing a good job of serving as a bad example of a god damned human being.
>>708621572
very chic!
>>708621511
you lie to them and tell them its just for show.
just to impress some idiots online.
in reality you love your 2d waifu more.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AXy_IzIckmA
>>708621511
joke right?
God, I love latin chants, I want to write one for my story.
https://youtu.be/uv_2x6JmuaE
>>708621511
LMAO as if i would ever touch an imperfect 3d pig disgusting.
Been there done that, Rikka is way better
>>708621652
Is my entire folder devoted to waifu just for show too? He doesn't buy it.
>>708621636
And now we're bringing aprons into this?!
>>708621739
Deus.vult
>>708621739
>>708621739
Whats your story about?
I started writing one today and am having trouble getting it off the ground.
>>708621401
Trump-senpai reporting in, how do you guys think I did tonight?
![Syndra [256].png](https://i.imgur.com/dJKbVkh.png "Syndra [256].png")
>>708621522
>>708621078
Oh, that's cool, glad you're doing well.
Been doing anything?
>>708621548
You're a cute.
>>708621843
remind them of the time they argued with someone online they didn't know for 7 hours.
they might get it.
>>708621918
Flawless victory
>>708621918
NANI? You were in a debate Trump senpaii? Dont five me that look its not like im going to vote for you or anything... Baka!
>>708621848
W-what are you wearing?! That's lewd baka!
>>708621912
It's embarrassing to say. But a dark fantasy set in a romanesque setting. With inspiration from gnostic mythos.
>>708622000
Checked. Been going to school, work and working on details for my story.
>>708622000
you're cuter ;-;
>>708622037
what does nani mean?
>>708621848
>>708621636
>>708621572
>>708621480
please continue
>>708621848
>>708622127
we're going into the lewd folder
>>708622127
nani means NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANI??!!1!!eleven!!
>>708621970
>
>>708622119
Well, if you look here, I'm clearly wearing stripes.
>>708622127
Shush Klonata.
>>708622248
Now that's lewd.
>>708622119
Oh, what kind of story? and how's that working out?
>>708622127
That doesn't make you any less cute.
>>708622000
Mine, actually.
>>708621511
Pick an obscure waifu if you're too worried about that.
>>708622346
>throws blanket on makoto
NO LEWD!
>>708622473
It's just a romanesque dark fantasy with gbostic based mythos. It's been floating and evolving in my head for a long time
>>708621094
But, I'm a sex slave now. I don't think you can do that
>>708621270
Sure
![Syndra [271].png](https://i.imgur.com/X4sqDom.png "Syndra [271].png")
>>708622346
Calm down now
>>708622665
>Hatsune miku
you must not have this problem then
>>708622726
you have no idea what i said, do you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-4vRXzRpkM
>>708622691
Fiiiine.
>>708622726
>No "Oh no.jpg"
I have failed.
>>708622786
Yes master.
>>708622827
Ayyyy, CD Spammer. I got a good one for you, right up your alley I think.
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1474614118714.webm
Happen to know the name?
>>708622617
You lie as always, lewd impostor.
>>708622691
Oh, that sounds cool, how's progress on it?
>>708622938
nah
right now i'm listening to ghost bath
>>708622938
Good!
>hugs makoto
>>708622977
Pretty early. Still planning out story and characters. And their stories and motivations. And they all need to fit into the gnostic mythos
>>708622824
Not the faintest idea, no.
That's not my kind of music, but it wasn't bad
>>708622938
I have to keep giving Syndra my Oh No.jpg
>>708621512
https://youtu.be/i5X3w4g3e-M
I guess Ive left it late enough.
Lets Nightcap Rory!
Rules
>rolling between 1 and 09
>anything over 12 is an instant fail
>10 is also now a failure
>07 gives you free reign - you may choose one of the drinks or two of a random
>rerolls allowed and encouraged
Exceptions
Dubs - you choose the drink
Trips - two drinks. Mix and match.
Quads - one of all. Just fuck my life up.
>>708622802
It's a one sided relationship outside my mind anyway.
![Syndra [177].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/mQkNTpj.jpg "Syndra [177].jpg")
>>708622726
>I don't think you can do that
No, .3 can do what he wants with you.
>>708622938
Maybe one more..
>>708623096
Roll for nothing
>>708623028
Damn, ah well. No one seems to know it.
>>708623057
>
>>708623087
Ah, so that's your condition.
>>708623096
GIMMIE THE 7!
![Syndra [27].jpg](/image/image-404.png "Syndra [27].jpg")
>>708623194
Reroll
>>708623196
happens.
![Syndra [71].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/PUCMH6G.jpg "Syndra [71].jpg")
>>708623228
Shit.
Roll.
>>708623057
Oh, sounds interesting, let me know how that turns out!
![Syndra [110].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gTq7dIC.jpg "Syndra [110].jpg")
>>708623256
God dammit.
Last roll.
>>708623196
>
>>708623282
You're gonna have to wait years! It's going to be my baby and take all my ideas and heart put into it.
>>708623096
Roll I guess
>>708623194
Please no
>>708623196
Yes
>>708623464
Do you have a link to the upload to your cd folder? I kinda want it
>>708623509
why though?
>>708623087
'thank you my friend who is full of good things'
you like
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jghgroHc-AM
so you may like
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yh0HzeeX30Q
or
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVrumBAl_iM
or maybe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lix7SbOHWwE
>>708623096
milk
>>708623194
As you wish~
>>708623307
>Got a 7
I'll make it extra wew for that~
>>708623394
Now that's a bit wew yourself!
>>708623435
I request drunken annoyed Alice!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lITuHDdhdkw
>>708623531
It looks kinda cool. I don't know what any of these CDs are. And I like big collections
>>708623698
it's not as big as you think it is. they are record vinyls also, you can download them on discogs and with a little patience you can get a pretty large collection of them.
>>708623617
I'm just being happy and playful!
Whattup bitches
>>708623798
What a great image.
claiming this one
>>708623905
nice feet
>>708623394
That image is a bit lewd Anonon!
And i hope i'm not an elder by then if that's the case.
>>708623798
>That's happy and playful
Holy damn, what are you like when you're aroused then?!
>>708623790
I collect some vinyls although I have yet to buy a player. I assumed it's like 1k+ images lol. At least you're not flooding with furry or something.
>>708623798
i remember you posting a diaper version of that
>>708623999
yeah i will start to collect record vinyls as well and i also need to get record player.
and yeah, i think this seems better than anything.
![Syndra [160].png](https://i.imgur.com/Ewg7nmB.jpg "Syndra [160].png")
>>708623435
Shush now.
>>708623617
Thank you
>Got a 7
Yes, but he gets nothing.
>>708623832
>>708623832
>>708623947
Oh! I'm just rustlin' n' tusslin'!
>>708623956
I was raised in a very warm and caring household. I love everyone!
>>708624054
>diaper
No.
>>708623691
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ejsM0VF-Os
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tja6_h4lT6A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B0AX81gv5aM
>>708624065
I collect stuff from my favourite dad rock bands, and my old mentor gave me his old collection.
>>708624258
I don't have time to listen to that stuff. Gotta leave in like 15 minutes.
>>708623947
Hi!
>>708624078
Nothing or not, it's the number that matters!
>>708624162
My statement stands. This is something I'd like to see.
>>708624065
>tfw have vinyl player but no money to buy my own vinyls
>>708624270
that's cool, i'm not really into dadrock this much, but i think i will probably get sunbather and souvlaki as my first record vinyls. i'm not sure yet though.
>>708624348
all of it together is less than 15 mins
>>708624162
You best not be jestin then!
>>708624348
Hello! how are you today?
>>708624389
that's confusing.
i thought record vinyls are cheap there?
>>708624444
4 4s quads very nice 4444 just like 4444.jpg very nice.
>>708624392
the vinyl that will pierce the heavens.
>>708624536
exactly.
>>708624384
Uhh. I was very assertive when I was with my ex? I dunno if that counts.
>>708624444
But I'm never serious!
>not actually true
Checked. You have some luck tonight Nui
>>708624470
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ol-SAWurTxY
>>708624435
I also have to make my lunch and stuff. And now it's down to 10 minutes.
>>708624444
Those are some fine numbers you have there.
I'm doing pretty good. I'm leaving to school soon, so that's pretty bleh, but whatever. How about you?
~Shiro
>>708624633
well? do something productive then.
>>708624631
>>708624384
When I was getting "close" to her I mean.
>Nonon
