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>>708613719
7/10
Decent body, decent face
Norsk?
>>708613719
Fuck off retard
>>708614010
Family has close ties to that nationality. So yes? But American born
My tie is too short
Rate?
>>708613719
you look like a chav
>>708614521
You got a purdy mouth... you gon do some prayin
>>708614812
Would you like to dock with me?
>>708615282
Pls respond
>>708615282
Not gay
>>708615687
Me eithrr dude. Just touch tips with me. Dont be a fag
Gonna go see Ghost tomorrow! Woo so exciited!
>>708615687
Just slap my face with your cock for a bit. Quit being such a fucking homo
>>708616341
Will you show me your dick pls
>>708614521
Whoa! Hahah! Get a load of this guy! He's so quirky and funny that he has to dress -- QUIRKY AND FUNNY. SO IRONIC! This guy is like Zooey Deschanel. So quirky! So...inner city! So metro!
>freeze frame
>record scratching to a stop
>"HEY THAT'S ME! I bet you're wondering how I got into this situation -- a pink shirt, shitty haircut AND a tie that's too short. Heheh, well first...."
>VCR style rewind
>"We've got to go back to where it all started...."
>Scene opens into an operating room
>Camera pans, audience years a woman screaming in agony
>"IT'S A BOY!!!"
>Tears of joy
>Doc brings baby toward a table to clean up and wrap
>Drops, head first
>>708616508
I dont have a dick to show bro. Sorry.
>>708614812
8.5/10 <3
>>708616515
How do you know these things..?
>>708613719
Goddamn, 10/10 stud. Please post more shirtless! Or cock?
>>708616613
...dad??
>>708616627
Tarl.
>>708616614
Why not
>>708616858
Yes?
>>708616912
Leave them boys alone tarl!
>>708616613
wow, your time must be worth alot
>tfw comfortably average
>>708616976
I don't do anything to them. I stick to age of consent and over thank you
>>708617005
I think that man might be my father.
>>708617093
14 year olds cant consent tarl..
>>708614642
>>708614778
fucking gay
>>708613719
Fingeringmyaelf to this. Umf.
>>708617310
I was 17, and in a state that allows 14 and above to consent if its within a 4 year age difference
>>708617315
Id rekt you irl m8
>>708617518
Nope.
>>708617563
lol, just nope?
>>708617211
>>708616734
Boys, calm down. I loved the time shared with both of your mother's. Beautiful women. The best.
>>708617005
When you grab life by the pussy, it is. When you have to attention whore at your local church (because in doubt that's worn any other time) by wearing a slim fit pink shirt, a tie that's too short, suspenders and a shitty haircut -- you're either a woman or have a massive narcissism complex. Sad!
>pic related, same hairstyle
So quirky!
>>708617619
Yep.
>>708616613
welcome2society, where if u dont follow trends, u fail
>inb4 u have failed
>>708616613
Long road you took buddy, wasn't worth the trip.
Gay pickup thread on B commence
Post more dick
>>708617650
Court actually. I blame you, dad. You weren't around to teach me right from wrong!
>>708617667
Trends are fine, they're great. I love trends. I love them.
But if your aim was to truly to blend in with the Normies, wouldn't it make more sense to dress like you aren't vying for attention?
A plain shirt of neutral tone? Whatever style of jeans is in at the time? A pair of Normie Nike's?
This isn't a difficult thing to do.
>>708616627
>>708617960
STOP FUCKING POSTING THAT, IT'S NOT FUNNY
>>708617960
Nypa
>>708617885
Happy dad? Come home
>>708617741
I'm not your buddy, guy!
>>708617885
*gasp* vying for attention? Because receiving and giving attention and admiration is a bad thing? Learn to be normal u failfag. That guy is hot and you are just big fat stinking jelly.
>>708618127
Thatta boy!
Seriously, you look 1000x better.
You make me proud, son.
>>708618215
*hot af
>>708618247
No anon, dont do it! Find the pinkest, shortest, most annoying tie and parade it all around town with assless chaps because FUCK that clown and his slave rules!!! Also post dic
>>708618248
Thanks babydoll.
>>708618306
Its rasberry not pink!! Kek
And im in a car with 3 other people cant really whip it.out atm
Gib me rate huehue
>>708618598
You touch my peepee?
>>708618598
Would totally blow
>>708616341
you look like you already saw a ghost
MY /b/ HAS NO FACE. TAKE YOUR DUMB NIGGER SHIT TO /soc/ OR YOUR KIKE PAGES LIKE FAGGOTBOOK
>>708618861
Kek
>>708616341
not bad tho.
7/10, would brutally face fuck
>>708618950
B-but am legion
Rate?
>>708616341
Aren't you the Russian girl that lives in LA?
>>708619135
Sit on my face plz
>>708619135
Sexy. throw me on the bed and fuck me
>>708619135
6.4/10
>>708613719
>>708619135
average incarnate
>>708619276
Those eyes/10 <3 <3 <3
>>708619276
Pretty eyes
>>708619309
lol fine by me
>>708619135
100/10
>>708618127
Fuck that guy.
Youre gorgeous.
>>708619373
Wasnt an insult
This is the cancer that caused all the old fags to leave.
>>708619494
I know, I'm literally saying I'm alright with being just average
>>708616341
I'm going to go with British
>>708619437
Thanks, friend. I'm flattered.
>>708619513
Fine Then!!
>>708619688
lol <3
>>708616341
oh yeh almost forgot
>>708619276
7/10
>>708619135
4/10
>>708618598
6.5/10
>>708618127
8.5/10
>>708617169
6/10
>>708617074
Average/10
>>708616341
7.5/10 you don't look very excited
>>708619760
9/10 make me your bitch
>>708619760
Post barefeet
>>708619837
He got raped by tarl
>>708613719
hello /pol/
>>708619897
any rate?
>>708619760
Thx bb 3>
>>708619897
Would touch tips/10
Might as well
>>708619789
Uwot?
I wouldn't rate myself that high...
>make me your bitch
It all depends on the gender... I'm extremely sexually submissive towards women, but towards traps I'm extremely dominant.
>>708620611
I'm a guy, and I would rate you at least 8.5 if not 9
>>708620611
Please post your feet
>>708620742
Wh-why...? I've got size 11 man feet... Not cute, not shaven, scratched up toenails...
>>708620846
Please!!!!!!!
>>708620846
I'll do anything!
>>708613719
i would lick your nipple
>>708620965
>>708621057
Whudda fuck dude...
>I'll do anything
Post your fucking face faggot.
>>708621162
>>708621292
Ew weird, why would I wanna post my feet for some average looking 20-30 something dude. That's probably not even you as it is.
>>708621368
Because I'll do anything
this thread is full of fuck
Rate me \b\ros
>>708621368
Thats tarl. Legit pedo bro
>>708621545
Not a pedo
Uhhh. This doesn't really show much but it's all I have rn. Fairly recent tho.
>>708621745
I love the clover app
I'm surprised these threads don't get gore spammed as often as they used to.
Oh well here's me
>>708621633
Okay kiddie tickler. They must call you uncle bad touch for some other reason
>>708621975
Ayy gurl
>>708621545
Well he'll be disappointed, because I am 19 and attracted to young girls (13+) making me technically a pedo myself.
>>708621975
Here's my kitty, Bitty.
>>708619760
I want you to dom my sissy ass
>>708622254
You being 19 is great!!
>>708622087
Wadduuup
My room mate took my spot but it's okay because I poop in her litter box and don't bury it
>>708622254
What a lovely bitty
I hope she's not older than 13
>>708622466
Nigga u crazy, I don't go dom for some man-dude, only the cutest of cute traps.
Jesus after the other guy wearing a tie got rekt, I don't know why I'm posting this. But to be fair, I'm made to dress like this for work.
>>708622845
Sit on my face
>>708622845
9/10 tie is appropriate length and that color looks nice on you.
>>708622658
Haha nah, she's 2, however our last 2 cats both lived to 22, so 13's not a big age.
I never really actually gave her a name, her title is Kitty, but she has lots of nicknames, Bitty being the main one, but there are others such as Pitty, Shitty, Bittles, Kitten, Fluffy, Fuffy, Fuff, Smelly, and Retard (because she has mild cerebellar hypoplasia)
Her official name on my ownership document is "ccr 15091"
>>708622917
Kek
>>708622944
Thanks /b/ro
>>708623075
I'm serious, I want to taste that sweet sweet ass
Clear the way, real alpha male here for you girls to gaze upon.
>>708623074
My name is Frisk, but sometimes it's also "Retard" "micro douche" "Lil shit" or "adorable shit-weasel".
My owner had an iguana once that they never named until their father started calling it Barack Hussein Iguana. Sadly it stuck.
Cake
>>708623696
Despite having a tie on, that's a very un-uniform punk ass bitch look.
>>708623372
god i hope thats b8, makes me uncomfortable/10
rate me guys
>tfw my whole life is a meme
>>708623795
Hush that fuss, child.
>>708623872
Ayy it's probably not actually the qt trap from other threads but instead just some dude who saved her picture.
>>708624024
Well atleast you think im cute
>>708623825
Fuck off nigger, I get bitches every day
>>708613719
>>708623872
Trannies are the biggest memes on the Internet
>>708613719
I look better now that I healed up, this was half a month into a four month coma.
>>708624265
Would sodomize you with that wine bottle/10
>>708618598
sandnigger/10
>>708624502
What the fuck happened? Car accident?
>>708623696
Holy shit you're hot If that's you
>>708614521
You look like a bar back.
>>708624506
Thanks anon. Nice kitty
>>708624163
Are you in fact a trap like I read in a recent thread?
I'm this guy btw haha >>708619760
>>708624265
Start puking, land whale
>>708624689
Well i have a peen
Does that make me trap?
>>708624799
Yeah, I just gotta make sure because as I said earlier in the thread I'm submissive to girls but dominant to traps, so I just wanted to know how I should feel towards you.
>>708624598
That's me. And a mile of some drunk dudes asscrack.
>>708624656
Yer welcome, beautiful. Here's a lizard 2x combo before I go to bed
>>708624782
>hurdurdur fuckin cant cone up with anything good to say
>oh hurdur I know dur
>"landwhale"
>no one in the hurdurdur history of histories has ever said that before dur
Lel get fucking real mate.
>>708625006
Welp, you're a hottie
>>708625064
Thanks anon.
>>708625149
you know that replying like this only shows that you are actually insecure about it.
not that guy btw
>>708625149
Me being the trap loving anti-pedo-foot-fetishist I am have to say that you are a miffed fatso. Not the guy who originally made the landwhale remark though, I would've been more creative with insults if I insulted decent looking women just for being chubby.
>>708625351
>>708625321
Woah dude, we must have like, a psychic connection or some crazy voodoo shit.
I am de cancer now
>>708625388
Damn baby you got a snapchat or what?
>>708625351
>miffed
Haven't heard that in a while. Kek
Anyway, she's got those smile-eyes I like, but the tattoo I am not a fan of...
Why not
>>708625563
am gay, u look high as shit though lol, have a good night
>>708625530
Any relation?
>>708625530
Yeah, you look like a fuckin alium dude.
>>708625563
You look like an oblivion character
>>708625647
Ayy, would you be too gay for an apparent 9/10 dude like myself? Haha >>708619760
>>708625710
Nah. Holmsey didn't an hero. Got captured like a bitch. He would bring dishonor to my family
>>708625798
???
I do have many layers
>>708625798
if i was a bit drunk probably
why would you post your face, it makes this sites anonymity pointless
>>708625837
Like, I'm serious, there's something uncannily inhuman about your face, it's creepy, and not in a cute way.
>>708625647
>>708625647
Are you gay for this cock baby? If not I could turn you straight real quick ;)
>>708625530
>>708625984
anonymity on this site is always a choice
anyone can type their name and address in the name field
>>708625997
could be lipstick/fake smile
>>708625997
It's my big ass forehead and my saucer face, isn't it?
I look normal in person (i think) but I can't take pictures.
>>708625963
http://youtu.be/KX5jNnDMfxA
Sorry but I had to.
>>708626271
Damn you're pretty cute too what's your snap you look like you have a fat booty.
>>708626350
I also kind of want to see the booty
>>708626271
I think it's mainly your eyes, they don't look real, you also have weirdly featureless skin.
>>708626189
>lipstick
Fucking kek. I don't even take the time to brush my hair. Why would I subject myself to that shit.. not my fault my lips get chapped easily
>>708626481
Ay don't be coming at /b/ sideways betch
>>708626350
Nigga what's up with you, I'm not really one to attack people for their looks, but they're both average at best. You hungry ass poopy brown morherfucker.
>>708626481
Yo deadass I'm not gonna lie. I like my girls THICC. I bet you got fat fuckin booty to go with that pretty face.
>>708625209
Welp, thanks anon.
>>708626553
My phone doesn't want to rotate pictures unless I crop them
I gave up
>>708626574
Bro niggas tryna see some 4chan booty fuck outta here with that white knight shit punk ass bitch ain't nuthin wrong with me I get pussy on the reg I'm into chubby bitches and I'm tryna see some fat fuckin booty. So hop off my dick yung blood.
>>708626335
thats fucking hilarious, thank you, id fuck you just from goddam thinking to post that, seen that movie maybe 6 times.
somoene once said i looked like julia gillard, this is a thousand times better
>>708626350
You look like you smell like dirty dish water and ditch weed.
>>708626583
No ass, Want pussy?
>>708626887
Yesssssss gimme da pusi b0ss
Fuck it. Roast me
>>708626829
Lol that was me when I was a teen I've glowed up since then.
>>708626481
Much much better pic, still kind weird though
>>708626684
Nigga don't be comin at me all hoodrat n shit. the only pussy you get on the reg is that plastic one in your picture.
>>708626713
Thanks, I try.
>>708626976
Jajajajaja
>>708627130
LOL fuck outta here with all that tough talk boy. I been clappin fat booty cheeks nigga. White, Latina, black, you name it. I ain't the type of nigha to fuck wit a skinny lil bitch I only fuck with THICC hoes and trust me I get plenty
>>708627251
Leave and never come back
>>708613719
look at all these newfags
you gon' get doxx'd
Scandanavian
>>708627444
I can not leave
I am bound to this place
>>708627104
You look like Daniel Craig mixed with Spiderman 3 emo Toby Maguire, overall not bad.
>>708627403
Hoes as in prostitutes, you gotta pay dem bitches to let yo greasy ass mug near dey ass fo a picture, you're the one who started trying to up me with hoodrat gangsta nigspeak as soon as I said the word nigga. Yeh bloody darkie.
>>708627582
As are we all...
Rate my recently removed wisdom tooth
>>708627998
Your tooth has moved on to better things.
>>708627403
Are you seriously fucking 16 or something?
>yo man da streetz
>>708619897
other pic
>>708614812
Underage b8 get b&
>>708627679
Smh Bruh a nigga ain't never payed for no pussy blood. When you slangin big dick like me all these thick hoes want some for they selves. Only big dick niggas like me can satisfy them. Don't be hatin cuz I'm clappin fat cheeks and you over here fapping to trannies and Hentai. Swerve.
>>708628334
You'd make a much better lady
>>708627998
did they let you keep the tooth?, id wonna keep my tooth if they had to rip it out.
whatd they say they were gonna do with it if you didnt keep it?
>>708623872
ew, dude, what the fuck, gross
>>708628474
does this nigga have hair on his forehead, lol
>>708628572
Sure looks like it
>>708628391
You have a way with words.. it's like cat piss turned into poetry.
Also you're missing out on the thicc girls who are into hentai and trannies demographic.
>>708628572
Are you a racist?
>>708628391
Are you having a stroke? Or are you seriously just 16?
>>708628334
Pretty decent looking despite the hair and earring.
>>708628397
Nah, nose too masculine.
>>708628774
Hormones are magical.
I'd still like to see them in a dress
>>708628677
Thanks I'm just fucking around your cat is cute tho what do you think of mine
>>708628391
>Trannies
You telling me my own sexuality isn't going to offend me.
>hentai
I never said shit about no weeaboo trash you smelly bean n' weiner.
Keep your mexican prostitues you swine, I fart in your general direction.
Your mother was a hamster, abd your father smelled of elderberries.
>>708628945
She looks kinky.
>>708628737
yes
>>708628433
nope, they didn't let me keep the tooth because "muh biowaste"
>>708629068
It's a he his names gypsy and he's almost 12 years old.
>>708629135
thats shit, i would want to keep it in a jar and sit it on a shelf somewhere if i had one taken out
>>708619760
8/10
I'd fuck you into my mattress with a rubber fist
>>708629014
Oh good golly! Never in all my years have I met such a putrid faggot! Have no shame my good sir? You are aware masturbating to transgender women is for the lowest of the low in today's society? Go fuck thyself!
>>708629240
My kitty is highly superior to yours, you hispanic man swine
>>708629322
Th-thanks...
>>708629240
Gypsy is a solid 9.5/10
>>708629422
I'm not masturbating you weenie, grow up, also why is it necessary to follow what society thinks? Kek, I bet you buy magazines that tell you about celebritys personal lives too.
>>708629454
Your cat belongs in a fucking sewer. My cat would break your cats tail off and hand it to me. My cat is a fucking warrior don't you ever talk shit about my cat. Filth!
>>708629454
Any time gorgeous ;D was that you in the ocelot cosplay?
>>708629731
My cat has abilities you've yet to comprehend.
>>708627403 we don't type in Ebonics here you nigger
>>708629454
>>708629731
Ladies, ladies... your cats all pale in comparison to mine
>>708627403 we don't type in Ebonics here you nigger new fag
>>708627403
We don't type in Ebonics here nigger
>>708614812
serial killer/10
>>708629772
Ocelot? I'm assuming you mean the picture with the beret and aviators, if so, yes.
Here's me again, being the fag that I am.
>>708627998
french guy from monthy python/10
but tbh you look good anon
>>708630071
Haha, yeah you kind of looked like young Ocelot. You've got really expressive eyes.
>>708629923
10/10 would breed my cat with your cat and make alpha cat babies
>>708619873
Sasuke-chaaaaan
>>708623872
Just an ugly man
>>708630352
Yeah, I'm pretty good at doing ridiculously stern but surprised looks and people usually think it's hilarious.
xD
>>708630525
not hilarious
grossly uncomfortable
you're hideous
im a girl btw, youre just fucking ugly
>>708630525
Please bro this isn't a cringe thread. Jesus I'm gonna have to screen shot that for the next cringe thread I see.
>>708630435
Whatever José, your cat is old and smells of dust and piss, maybe it could teach you a thing or 2 about etiquette huh? Honhonhon.
Holy shit, no wonder /b/ is declining, this thread is full of normies. I could walk in the street and see guys like you. Any basement dwelling neckbeard weebs? At-least a fucking EVA t-shirt? Fucking normies.....
>>708630640
thats got to be the worst cum face i've seen
>>708630604
>I'm a girl btw
>on 4chan
Kek
Okay José
>>708630640
Go ahead faggot, I wasn't talking about the silly scare of scorpion face in picture, I was just eplying to the comment about expressive eyes.
Now I am become death, the destroyer of worlds.
>>708630952
>girls dont exist
>especially on 4chan
>im totally not a virgin
kay bro
>>708631028
>>708631064
edgelord
>>708631059
Hoowee doggy, now we're getting somewhere!
wow what a bunch of sad losers
get a life
>>708630604
tits or gtfo
>>708631122
Am I Michael? Or are you just a normie? This thread is weeeeaaaaak shit kiddos.
>>708617659
Now its a yep?.. make up your mind
>>708625530
At-least you are not a normie....
>>708618107
Wuts nypa.. I'll just lurk m0ar till i find out
hola
>>708630952
>>708631028
>>708631064
>maybe if I post these edgy pics of dead babies people will forget I just made an ass out of myself
>>708631496
Are you a Mexican gang lord?
>>708630525
Y'see I only have two expressions I can make in pictures.. dead doll-eyed smile or angry.
Goofy faces make me look like a hamplanet
>>708631669
cute
>>708631517
An ass? Why? How? Because I'm bisexual? Because I said I'm good at making eye expressions, I just got tired of trying to get a rise out of a mexican and decided to fuck my reputation here and shit up this slow ass thread.
>>708630809
Fuck you nigger just because I look normal doesn't mean I'm not a huge troglodyte NEET like you
>>708631669
fat as fuck
ugly too
>>708632025
Die of aids faggot I'm not here to be pretty
I'm here to hit the image limit with pictures of my fucking fantastic cat
>>708632354
Kek
>>708632354
Show me that booth pls
>>708632354
hideous potato faced fatass
>>708632354
fuck you're disgusting looking
your head looks like a fucking peanut you ugly shit
>>708632354
You could actually look pretty damn good if you prettied yourself up.
That pic makes you look like a 15 year old boy though.
>>708632354
eww
>>708624265
i like how youre trying to pretend you have tits
>>708625388
crap photo, but would probably still murder you and sodomise the corpse
>>708632613
sexy as fuck
>>708632354
ugly as fuck
>>708631669
I like your shirt
>>708632354
Ayy Lmao
Jose apparently surrounded by all sorta pussy but he goes after an alien?
>>708631867
You can't put in minimal effort, you have to look the part too. Which one is you?
>>708632844
I'm goin down with the ship! Ahahahaha!
>>708616341
I was going to see them this year at a britfag festival but they cancelled on us.
>>708632930
Here we gooooooo!
Straight to hell!
THE LEGEND LIVES ON FROM THE CHIPPEWA ON DOWN, OF THE BIG LAKE THEY CALL GITCHE GUMEE!
>>708632619
Make up is a waste of my life. I get pussy without it
>>708633121
Pussy? You gay nigga? Explains alot.
>>708632927
I'm the cat alien.
If taking a shower is too much effort for you then you should just take a pass on life
>>708620441
So sorry about your dad getting killed by
Kick Ass
>>708633248
Gay for women straight for effeminate men and lumberjacks.
THE LAKE IT IS SAID, NEVER GIVES UP HER DEAD, WHEN THE SKIES OF NOVEMBER TURN GLOOMY!
WITH A LOAD OF IRON ORE, TWENTY SIX THOUSAND TONS MORE, THAN THE EDMUND FITZGERALD WEIGHED EMPTY!
It's been a blast guys
THAT GOOD SHIP AND CREW, WAS A BONE TO BE CHEWED, WHEN THE GALES OF NOVEMBER CAME EARLY!
http://youtu.be/9vST6hVRj2A
Good thread fags
Hate you José
GOODNIGHT EVERYBODY!
