Waifu claiming thread
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>This is /waifu/ not /b/
>Most importantly, have fun
>>708609544
It is, but my schedule is too fucked up and since I had to "wake up" early today I might as well pull an all nighter in order to fix it.
still here
and
>>708611787
i guess i mean as long as you get paid
>>708608471
Hi!
>>708608929
That's very insightful. Thank you
I've created a monstrosity.
arfternoon faggots
>>708611955
Sleepy Miku a cute
>>708611844
Ya know, I get that you just copy/pasted the rules. But the fact YOU made the thread and still have ">No oversexualised content" is just ironic.
Claim for Felix
>>708611964
But now i have a decision to make...keep working at this job with potential for big money in the future or take my other job with medium money immediately but not guaranteed raises...
>>708612054
Hello...succubus
>>708612185
Prime candidate for lewds
>>708612161
Hey nyuu
>>708612340
True ill erase it next time
>who really follows that rule anyway?
>>708612433
Hello hecat
>>708612340
>Coming from queen of lewd Makoto
![adolf-hitler-b[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/2OOVwR2.jpg "adolf-hitler-b[1].jpg")
Claimed
>>708612466
go for the work that makes you happy
Roses are red, violets are blue
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6LFwWXkvUOw
Glorious bastard back with autisms. Anyone want some?
How's everyone? This place seems lively right now. I like it.
>>708612466
Hello :3
>>708611844
Why hello, thread. ~
>>708612433
Kitten!
>>708612466
RIP Rule
>>708612471
I am not lewd, what are you talking about?
Yep. Its a driver that shouldn't be affecting the game. But it is.
>>708612557
Well i did like being an electrician...just not in the navy...maybe i should go back to it...
>>708612699
Lewd watermellon
>>708612625
I want to bite those twitchy ears....
>>708612711
Hello ruri
>>708612699
uwu
>>708612801
>ruri
Im not Ruri
>>708612801
Are you sure about that?
>>708612924
Rori? Idfk. I should probably go to bed but i cant so i wont.
>>708612983
Very sure
>>708612466
Succubus? But I am just an admin, not a demon
>>708613062
Its Rory. The slightly lewd demigod. But its k. You should really sleep.
>>708612801
How?!
>>708612813
This IS my Kitten, isn't it?
![Syndra [306].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/tM87kGS.jpg "Syndra [306].jpg")
>>708612801
maybe give it a go if you liked the work and dont need more money
>>708613189
Your waifu always puts bad images in my head despite what image you post. Some magic must be happening.
>>708613210
I probably really should
>>708613236
>its a penis
>>708613242
Who doesn't need more money tho. Besides the ridiculously wealthy. Also this job just has growth room. Right now being an electrician would pay more.
>>708611844
mandatory cc claim
ooo my rules
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=52Gg9CqhbP8
>>708613417
Maybe its the horns. What if I took off my hood?
>>708613189
You might as well be
>>708613767
Still horrible dirty thoughts...maybe its just because you have an attractive waifu
Nobody gave me the (You)s so I will post one more time.
Hello everyone. How are ya?
@708613901
Pretty good
>>708613839
maybe you just have a dirty mind
![Syndra [218].png](https://i.imgur.com/t0NeJxZ.png "Syndra [218].png")
>>708613355
Hello .3
>>708611844
Hi everybody.
>>708613999
Then it would happen with every waifu here
>>708613417
then do it
>>708613062
>>708614091
I think you're right plus it'll make the 3D wife happy...
>>708614112
Where is there a quarrel?
>>708613417
Jesus you're a perv.
>>708613901
It's been... a day.
>>708614023
Hello Syndra, sleep well?
>>708614073
your trying to tell me its not.
but you know it is.
the only difference is courtney is bringing you extremely dirty thoughts
>>708614310
Sucks...
>>708614249
well thats good too
>>708613901
I'm good, how are you?
>>708613814
>>708613839
I can't help the way I look ;~;
Claimed
>>708614318
No it really isnt it's just tali and courtney...its the same irl tbh. Certain girls just coke across as sex objects you know? And thats all i can think while looking at them...
>>708614310
>i never denied this
>calling me a perv while posting perv images
>>708614402
Happy waifu, happy laifu
Happy wife, happy life
>>708614563
Dont cry never said it was a bad thing
>>708614581
This is another one...
![Syndra [106].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/hw8xjlH.jpg "Syndra [106].jpg")
>>708614310
Yes, even got a bit more than usual.
How are you doing today?
>>708614621
shall i shop them into a pic together?
>>708614563
Same. Feeling nice and sleepy, more of a cozy feeling tbh. Will go to job in 20 min.
>>708614751
I mean if you wanna make a /waifu/ group photot, feel free.
>>708614581
Oh look, my competition for best girl
>>708614801
i just remembered i have to do the /waifu/ house.
no edits from me until its done.
>>708614901
Oh look. A seasonal shit.
>>708614800
What do you do for work?
>>708614364
Like, this day was a fucking 11/10, and then turned into a 3/10 just by getting to work. I'm EXTREMELY stressed from what happened, and I just wanna go home now.
>>708614621
>Implying perv images
>>708614665
That's good, always nice to sleep a bit extra.
Oh god, it's a mix up. I got a new head unit which fixed my subwoofer problem. I hung out with my cousin, let her practice on my motorcycle, and washed my car. Went and got some 5 Guys as well as a smoothie at the mall. And the cherry on top, when I stopped to grab pizza on my way to work, these guys in a turbo'd Lancer Evo pulled over, complimented me on my car, asked me some questions about it, wanted to see under the hood, and then invited me to their car club!
AND THEN I GOT TO WORK!
Homeless guy broke into the building, and we think it's the same guy that's been doing the robberies. But we're unarmed guards, and couldn't do anything to stop him from leaving the building. All we could take was a super blurry image while he walked out. The elevator monitoring system was taken out, so we can't see what floor the elevators are on anymore. There's an alarm in the fire control room that I can't turn off. And I'm sitting here INTENSELY staring down anyone that happens to pass in front of the building because of how tired and on edge I am from earlier.
>And that's my blogging for the day.
>>708614965
Barman. Not much to do in the past days, just cleaning duty. Not many customers.
>>708614996
That is how everyday is. Just try not to think about it too much, it helps.
>>708614901
Blue > blonde, no competition
>>708614996
This is the first non perv image you've posted
>>708614959
???
>>708615087
Cant tell if yoshi or not
>>708614996
Jeez man that sucks. I hope things get sorted out soon
>>708615118
When does it get busy?
>>708615129
Purple topples all
>>708615224
True that m8
>>708615224
>purple
>>708615129
a room for every member of this community all into one house.
the member describes the room to me in detail and i do my best to make it a picture.
>haven't made one room yet
>intimidated by the scale of the task
Alrighty its time to embrace unconsciousness
>>708615318
It seems like a pretty big task
>>708615318
Mind if i make a floor plan? I dabbled in architecture/autocad. Just how many people are there anyway?
~tali
>>708615379
i have 30 rooms to do so far,
and i know i'm gonna get more
>>708615504
go ahead
>>708615224
Not anymore. There are no tourists anymore, so like 5 customers per day. Sucks.
>>708615581
>30 room mansion
Neat gonna need at least 10 bathrooms and one hell of a kitchen
>>708615760
Goodnight /waifu/
>>708615760
the only bathroom i know of so far is in alice's room
>>708615087
Yo.
>>708615118
It's hard not to think about it when the thought of another robbery is very plausible.
>>708615129
>Implying
I'm a fucking saint, the hell you on about.
>>708615224
I just wish they'd let us have tasers for intruders.
>>708615893
Well true. I've had to deal with this shit before. Well try to stay on your toes then and eat lots of pizza to keep you happy. ^w^
any of you guys like knives? I just got a kukri but /k/ isn't talking to me.
>>708616384
I guess.. Show it.
>>708614581
Hello there.
Best
>>708613236
That wasn't your kitten senpai
this one is though
>>708616036
Sleep is almost the only thing that could make me happy right now.
>>708616384
I have a knife of some sort. Apparently a Kalinga skinning knife.
>>708616438
I guess this could pass for a waifu here, couldn't it.
>>708616504
swoopy fixed blade right?
>>708616504
Have some then. Or you are at your job right now?
>>708616591
wew. Nice blade.
>>708616499
I figured that out. Hey there Kitten~
>>708616591
Ya. Looks EXACTLY like this, only a fuck ton older.
https://www.knifecenter.com/item/BU0401RWS/buck-401-kalinga-skinner-fixed-blade-rosewood-dymondwood-handles-0401rws
>>708616622
At work right now.
>>708616692
Hey senpai~ <3
How are you?
>>708615224
I prefer blonde personally. Purple is very nice too, though.
>>708615318
This is a cute idea. I know it seems like a lot to tackle, but I'm rooting for you!
![Syndra [159].png](https://i.imgur.com/GXvLkcE.png "Syndra [159].png")
>>708614996
Thats an eventfull day.
Still haveto sit there for long?
>>708616692
cool.
>>708616692
sucks.. Hope you have a good day then.
>>708616737
Your cat harasses my Pete a lot. Teach it manners.
>
>>708616837
The fuck is this
>>708616918
>
>>708616737
See
>>708614996
>>708616820
Another 5 hours, yep. It's gunna be a long one.
>>708616828
Was a birthday present from a close family friend about 7 years ago. I think the bade itself needs a proper sharpening.
>>708616837
I shall try, but it's not all bad, I just have to remember the good that happened earlier.
>>708616788
thanks, ill start now
>>708616988
AAAHHHHHHH
>>708617062
I'm sorry about how your day went, senpai
I hope tomorrow is better for you
And I need to sleep, but I can't because it's hot as hell even though i don't have a shirt on and I'm in shorts
Probably just me getting sick but it fucking sucks. Almost fell asleep earlier but my dad opened his door which made my dog bark which woke me right the fuck up again
>have a semi-lewd for your troubles, senpai
>>708617355
>>708617355
Remember Kitten, OJ and soup. and LOTS of water!
>Thank ya Kitten.
Claimed
Well, playing Portal 2, Fallout 4 or other games doesnt lower framerate at all.
>>708617836
>it isn't at least felix x crusch-san
>>708617974
True. Honestly I like seeing Pete in any sane state. He looks so cute that way.
>>708617873
>lots of water
Well, the water here is shit so my mom is getting me some from the store
And I had some orange juice at this club thing i go to after school on Wednesdays and some sunny d when i got home
>>708618044
Only ship for me for Felix in RE:zero is him x Crusch
>>708618140
My only ship is Pete x Satella. Honestly, he got cucked so bad in the end. I feel bad for him.
>>708618087
>Not having like, 160 bottles of water at all times
Pls Kitten
Also, have this.
one last bump before sleep.
>>708618658
>tfw you literally cannot drink oj anymore
>>708618658
Oh goody
Something to use when my friend tells me to heart react his shit on Facebook
Thanks senpai
Also I'm gonna try and let this nyquil kick my ass now because i just chugged a fair amount of it i think
What happened to the waifu discord?
>>708618852
It is alive and shit.
>>708613814
>>708614563
I actually like the way she looks, she's one of the few real QTs in here
>>708618835
Next best thing. Kill the cold with rum.
>>708618843
Alright, night Kitten. Hope you sleep well.
for those of you who wish to make your own room in the /waifu/ house.
here
>
makes my life a bit easier
>kill the cold
The cold is second only to the dark as far as things go.
>>708619019
Hopefully I do
Need to be awake tomorrow since I got a 3rd period class added because i get to school so fucking early now
>>708619036
What the fuck is this?
>>708619107
what does it look like?
>>708619036
Another group picture huh?
Much like the old beach one?
>>708619158
It looks like you're trying to be a smart ass, now give me a proper fucking answer.
>>708619036
I'll get to work on mine sometime soon, maybe next days off.
>>708619066
Ya, but the cold gives you runny noses. And those suck.
>>708619019
But saving for PAX. I still have many scotches.
>>708619252
no,
im just making a room for every member of /waifu/,
then putting them all together to make a house.
some people want to make their own rooms so there is an empty room thing ehhh.
its for our 1 year as a community.
>>708619279
im not trying, i am a smart ass.
my butt cheeks have a higher iq than your bloodline could ever wish to have.
>>708619358
that works for me.
>>708619388
i have all the time in the world man. take your time.
>>708619388
Cut your nose off then if that's a problem. My nose hasn't run since I was a child.
>>708619469
Your butt cheeks are flabby cellulite caked bits of garbage.
>>708619469
I got removed from /waifu/
>>708619469
I might actually put some work into this. So don't use this one yet.
>>708619534
then i guess your bloodline is something worse than flabby cellulite caked bits of garbage.
>>708619551
why?
>>708619561
k
>>708619411
But...that's not rum.
>>708619469
Ya, but I plan on going all out. It's gunna take some work. Concrete slab flooring, proper walls, tool boxes, car, bike, bed, yaaaaaa....
>>708619534
I think I'll pass.
>>708619469
Sounds like it'll take some time. Considering how many people there are now.
>its for our 1 year as a community
Time flies, huh?
>>708619615
I dunno, I don't see it anymore on my list of channels
>>708619615
My bloodline has nothing to do with me. I never knew those people nor will I ever know those people. The current living members of my family would be considered successful by any measure. You and yours, however, are rotten afterbirth that even the grossest hippy wouldn't touch.
>>708619769
Then don't complain when it starts running.
>>708619769
ok, thats there for those who want to do it themselves. so if you want me to do it i will, it will just take me longer to finish this project.
>>708619787
it really does,
and im probably gonna die and still be working on this in hell.
>>708619798
well, this, the threads, is /waifu/.
so you havent really been removed, just been removed from one of our many other forms of communication.
>>708619864
i'm fine with that, i don't like being touched.
>>708620126
It's not that you don't like being touched, it's that nobody will touch you, you god damned disappointment.
>>708620126
Nah, this seems like it'll be a fun project for me!
>>708620126
I wonder why though. I wasn't being cancer or anything. Weird. Maybe I accidentally left it?
>>708620211
i'm disappointing those who expect something from me, that's their problem.
>>708620235
heh ok, send me the finished product.
>>708620281
im sure that if you just ask for an invite you will get one
>>708620340
Like your parents.
>>708620403
good thing i'm the end of this bloodline then.
i hate children
rikka here makin sure my girl hasnt been claimed
>>708620420
well hello there bonita
>>708620446
I agree, it is good you're going to be the last of your ilk. Don't want you to be polluting the gene pool.
>>708620525
Bonita? I'm not sure what that's supposed to mean
>>708620420
Well well well, look who it is.
>>708620530
may we make a toast to the salvation of humanity.
may it be rid of my body which retains a 172 iq.
>>708620602
it means pretty in spanish.
to call someone bonita is to say they are pretty.
>>708620530
>insults must be original
very cool
>>708620659
It's adorable that you think IQ means anything.
>>708620669
Originality doesn't exist.
>>708620781
touche!
n0 p0sting all0wed cause n0thing is 0riginal!!!1!!one1!
>>708620902
There is nothing new under the sun.
>>708620621
Well we'll well, it is I. And you are you.
What an unpredictable turn of events
>>708620659
Oh, I don't know any Spanish, that might explain the confusion lol
Well, you an best bonita then
>>708620781
if i were to produce offspring with another being that has a higher iq than me, our child would be able to understand things way easier and thus would become a prodigy with the right childhood.
but im apparently afterbirth so i dont think i can procreate.
>>708620659
explain to me the mysteries beyond the ethereal horizon oh brilliant one
>mentioning your own IQ on an online message board is a symptom of low IQ
>>708620281
How are you, Anonon?
>>708621033
Gewd. It's almost time for ds3 dlc!
>>708620969
Indeed. But now, of course, the predictable events must happen as well. You know what that means.
>>708620996
If you were to reproduce with anyone it would end up being a drooling retard, you product of incest.
>>708620944
yeah especially after that guy made that website the babel thing, which contains every phrase that could possibly be uttered in English ever.
I guess if you want to be original it has to be in Urdu or something.
Originality is overrated anyway memes are where its at
>>708621142
And that's why I'm voting for Trump. Memes 2016, keeping the dream alive.
[insert cc pic]
>>708620969
than you mi amigo que está lleno de cosas buenas.
>>708621028
im apparently afterbirth so that would make sense.
>>708621106
my ancestors must be the gods of afterbirth as iq only lowers further down the incest line.
>>708621270
Your ancestors are named Cletus and Mable and they were cousins. Your entire line is nothing but the one incestuous encounter after another.
>>708621270
<hot sexy rikka pic>
your waifu is shit
[insert cc pic]
>>708621346
your doing a good job of a clown, your really entertaining.
>>708621355
completely opinionated.
also your big sister is best girl
>>708621221
<picture of rikka spreading her cheeks and taking a shit on your great nation>
gary is the real meme candidate now tbqh
>>708615129
not Yoshi, Yura
>>708615893
hi, how are you?
